URLKey,Timestamp,Original,Mimetype,Digest,Comic ID,Comic Image,Comic Title
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-724.png",20140715014957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-724.png,image/png,3BHESX6QVJPKR6MXNXGOTCWHKKLFRGA3,693,comic2-724.png,DOWN WITH DESCRIPTIVISTS IN THIS ONE PARTICULAR INSTANCE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2915.png",20151202235313,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2915.png,image/png,7SJLNDF5MKVB5EHWKZS7VSBFWJOQCPTF,2909,comic2-2915.png,"here lies pan, who died from Too Much Horny / missed by his friends and family / not so horny now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1137.png",20140713174319,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1137.png,image/png,CFHSLM3HZXWCYC2ERAJHS3CIEXBANNZ3,1110,comic2-1137.png,"you can say ""that's our friggin' universe for you!"" in response to any observation someone tells you. i recommend it!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-548.png",20140715125236,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-548.png,image/png,D6KC25P22PIEEIGACJAAX3CJVHEGCR7R,507,comic2-548.png,why would you even do that!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3075.png",20161207195257,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3075.png,image/png,FPJ76ZRG5S3KQEJWYLN2EJ4STLJRUA2I,3069,comic2-3075.png,"Sherlock explained to the police that just because you're smart doesn't mean you know everything, but the police didn't want to hear it, least of all from him.  He was unpopular with the police for a bit until he solved some new regular crimes, and everyone forgot about it."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3276.png",20180404181235,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3276.png,image/png,FRBRZ72VA4TTB7LDQJM2TK6VY6SSWBN5,3271,comic2-3276.png,"all right, turns out it's not legal in chess but it IS legal by the laws of god and man, so... it appears we're at an impasse"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3212.png",20171101214406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3212.png,image/png,GD6WV4FYZFJTTZPKLLNHC5VYXWED576Y,3207,comic2-3212.png,"Dogcula was such a success that soon Dracula was biting all the animals he could find.  Birdculas were less successful since they kept flying into sunlight and exploding, but Wormculas were an amazing security system against the living, swarming over and devouring any who ventured too close from the feet up, so that was nice"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-144.png",20140717212432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-144.png,image/png,R6DVEAJACJGHDHYQZMPKIEN6XOUYBTDZ,130,comic2-144.png,there's a story behind THAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-190.png",20140717201331,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-190.png,image/png,RBWMVWDRNTWQ37DYVCYGSKKSAHM6L7FI,171,comic2-190.png,that's why no pictures allowed at MY wedding
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1084.png",20140713215359,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1084.png,image/png,SQXTN5YK2DMHSNM5MBZQMMTTFMBPXYME,1056,comic2-1084.png,"in case you're wondering, the next lyric is PARTY PARTY PARTY HARD / I VIEW PARTYING WITH / FOND REGARD"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1391.png",20140712234255,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1391.png,image/png,TDTRCG2BGFXRIEHGUZB6LGS64NVOUE3L,1364,comic2-1391.png,excuse me?? ants that combined themselves together to form the shape of a giant ant FTW
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-905.png",20140714125455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-905.png,image/png,VYHUP7XSABZSEH2GOYD34TEBQBXVYGDW,874,comic2-905.png,"remember, t-rex's costume this year is the uncanny valley!  he had to make the costume himself because at the store all they had was sexy uncanny valley."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1008.png",20140714045304,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1008.png,image/png,W2PRZXEDGFRWRLU37NKEPER46ADMCYZN,976,comic2-1008.png,DEAR MENTAL DIARY: NOBODY BETTER BE READING MY MENTAL DIARY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2669.png",20140715220233,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2669.png,image/png,XZQTZCXG6UEZ3AFAHSS7SD2L2RV4AVFV,2659,comic2-2669.png,YES he has other friends who aren't utahraptor and dromiceiomimus and god and the devil and shakespeare and mr. tusks and morris the bug.  they're just not as interesting.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-139.png",20140717212633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-139.png,image/png,YGVNNX6YMGJW466NQY2XHYTUAGM3ZCWN,124,comic2-139.png,the t-rex is out of touch
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2792.png",20150305044815,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2792.png,image/png,YKBPHWDFZ364VLSMKXVBZBUKB5YKAIKP,2782,comic2-2792.png,"apologies to all the Racism X. Murderbabies out there, just trying to make their way in the world"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1650.png",20140712051659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1650.png,image/png,YVXNLEINEEJ76SIYW23O7ZQ7T5JURIPG,1628,comic2-1650.png,i think today i woke up on the side of the bed where you prefer being awesome is all
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1395.png",20140712231006,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1395.png,image/png,4NA6AF6EAJQDJAGF6IQ6CV2MD4MV7JCT,1368,comic2-1395.png,"t-rex blinked, now just an animate skeleton with eyes. ""i have always wondered if i would end up as an alive skeleton"" he said. he rattled his ribs with his bony knuckles. ""it appears that this question is now answered, i guess"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1369.png",20140713015848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1369.png,image/png,7MQLY5I4YQ2I7NSNSPNUY22WQ2VIKZGO,1342,comic2-1369.png,"see how i avoided the ""christmas is coming"" joke? ryan north = PURE CLASS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3012.png",20160715070307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3012.png,image/png,BIYDDJMP6HRSZZXPRGEG4G3ESOUY5C7T,3006,comic2-3012.png,"no wait, he has a tiny robot that fits in his ear and fills him on whatever alternate future he's found himself in THIS times, and THAT'S what's called a ""humB.U.G."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-944.png",20140714110949,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-944.png,image/png,CXHOWZQ3TOINKWWOB627VF6EDX2HREEE,913,comic2-944.png,"fly, no - but he can cram index cards into his head!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2827.png",20150506203033,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2827.png,image/png,DB4UGYZ3CG6Z4AKTIUD6SL5HUFGMWINS,2817,comic2-2827.png,"TRICKS TO TEACH YOUR CAT: A great cat trick is ""Watch as the world burns"".  All cats know this trick instinctively and no training is required."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2200.png",20140710133515,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2200.png,image/png,DGDGPC7OYVXXER7TWXMXWSSI7QVG6W3K,2188,comic2-2200.png,"number of h-named friends who have rejected the nickname ""Preparation H"": TWO"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3230.png",20180208081359,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3230.png,image/png,F3X3O7GGDQVQ4AYPTMAW3ZKWJCJINLZK,3225,comic2-3230.png,"my favourite einstein quote is the one where he's like ""Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves, p.s.: hey kids, drop out of school to play xbox"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-852.png",20140714160603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-852.png,image/png,GLR4OR7QLBRCB7NV6W4BTSO4SCDYOQR2,821,comic2-852.png,THE PERFECT WOMAN????
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-39.png",20140717231348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-39.png,image/png,HXZC54WAMVDTDSOE5BUON2IAJNLZL27R,29,comic2-39.png,i didn't know deciding to run away from someone could prevent a meteor impact!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-828.png",20140714185542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-828.png,image/png,JZVKAIDT6TXTM7UMIMFX3LH5UINQ3TFR,797,comic2-828.png,future t-rex is always one step ahead!  BAD DUM DUM CHING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-643.png",20140715061921,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-643.png,image/png,KEAK6NRO4IW2JA5RWAKCOTACYZRXWRMY,603,comic2-643.png,"on the flight back from bc today, i sat beside this girl who had her headphones on with the music turned up, and she was bopping like crazy!  she also snuck a hamburger onto the flight and when her bopping brought her head close to her burger, she took a bite.  then she had a nap.  i'll always remember you, crazy headphone burger girl"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2814.png",20150401214833,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2814.png,image/png,MJ53OOJMQS2HTHJWCZT3DRJ4JNBU2SO5,2804,comic2-2814.png,"reminder that robyn is a dinosaur, the mummy is a dinosaur, and every scene in this story is therefore approximately 1000 times more awesome than you may have originally imagined"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest7/a_dinocomic_01.jpg",20140714040948,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest7/a_dinocomic_01.jpg,image/jpeg,MMVXCSIDD3VLJO3F32D5UOO35NPENPXD,996,a_dinocomic_01.jpg,everyone who has emailed me over the years asking me why the dinosaurs don't have feathers: NOW THEY DO.  IT IS HARD TO LOOK TOUGH IN FEATHERS.  DROMI PULLS IT OFF.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-750.png",20140715011638,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-750.png,image/png,N3DK4CSDNDE6IK3AQW7EULWLXAJCKEI7,719,comic2-750.png,is there a message in my doing a comic about 'singularity' on valentine's day?  that seems like a bit of a stretch!  you are probably overthinking things.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1556.png",20140712142542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1556.png,image/png,PXJXGKODARXSX4V6VQAY6Z7EVGTVWNUS,1535,comic2-1556.png,"just like how everyone in the 20s was a flapper!  as you know, in the 20s, even the dudes were flappers."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2277.png",20140710085210,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2277.png,image/png,QFGGZOVXVYXBIBL4CRIOZ73CAMLAAEDI,2266,comic2-2277.png,"i understand where you're coming from, but i have as yet failed to understand where this fountainous stream of beetles is coming from"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2605.png",20140709025011,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2605.png,image/png,QJAIEBSZV2MGHJ7MGNS2XRKAXZWE27N3,2594,comic2-2605.png,"RIPLEY ENTERS, CARRYING THE SKULL OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE A GIANT: ""Hmm... to believe it, or not to believe it"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-691.png",20140715040337,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-691.png,image/png,TGDHPGMNBI4MOLRJ32AX3SZTJLZOBRVQ,650,comic2-691.png,"hah hah, seriously guys!  seriously?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-772.png",20140714231411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-772.png,image/png,WTHXBCLXP25SPBFAH4YDAB63DZAOBHOS,741,comic2-772.png,this egg sandwich is breakfast terrorism
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2622.png",20140709013229,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2622.png,image/png,WXIURSKMXNPBMEKW53YDK5U7ZB75VAMF,2611,comic2-2622.png,"I rewrote this comic because it originally said ""talking to party strangers on the regular"" and I gotta admit, the phrase ""party strangers"" is SUPER-DUPER enticing"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3232.png",20180208081224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3232.png,image/png,XN3SZYGKO37FBVX6AVZGFONWZNW3ZZ2J,3227,comic2-3232.png,"they're extra gibbous, but they're EXTRA accursed"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2876.png",20150910170817,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2876.png,image/png,2MKMNIFDTUEMLYQYYQH3BNOSBMXFLHG3,2867,comic2-2876.png,"There once was a man from Updog / Who took a vacation in Prague / He met someone new / Who said ""what's up with you?"" / And the man was like, ""oh I get it now"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1300.png",20140713055358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1300.png,image/png,3OZBVNMMFFAXUKNDHDL32HALK5ONM6PG,1273,comic2-1300.png,"his parents come home and say ""oh god who made a truck out of human flesh and put it in our son's room. oh god, it's warm, oh god, oh god"" and then they throw up. and that's only the first two panels!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2559.png",20140709103841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2559.png,image/png,6MNEQH253L4ECEQQD4W44BVIXBL5JY6W,2548,comic2-2559.png,utahraptor PLEASE there are already 363 other days in the year to hang out where you don't have to give me stuff and i already hear more than enough bellyaching on my birthday
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3016.png",20160804002310,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3016.png,image/png,7LIH43BM5K33WFX4TYSIJQ4S4VKFXTTO,3010,comic2-3016.png,"that little voice is morris the bug, back once again with the ill behaviour"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2244.png",20140710104444,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2244.png,image/png,AKGNEHYXEW4KDFHFAURQKON5YSY7JIMM,2232,comic2-2244.png,"respond by beaming my brain into my enemy's body and their brain into my body, someone else can deal with my body's whole ""scene"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3057.png",20161102224104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3057.png,image/png,FQWLKZ4ZJNIM3YQFIYWHUOWHPWFOQWRY,3051,comic2-3057.png,"YES UTAHRAPTOR USED A NUMBER IN THE LAST PANEL AND YES IT WAS WORTH IT, YES I ASSUMED THEY WERE SIX INCH SUB SANDWICHES AND YES THEY ARE DELICIOUS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2826.png",20150514090911,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2826.png,image/png,GCWX3HMSQRCXXXSCBCUO5FRBVHEX35K2,2816,comic2-2826.png,"Another reason to visit Europe is all the UNESCO Heritage sites there!  What's that?  ""UNESCO""?  Oh, that's just the United Nations Eldritch Skeleton Corps Outreach"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1520.png",20140712162302,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1520.png,image/png,H62UG5TY44FM7TTPHALEFMJ3SMMKEC7Q,1498,comic2-1520.png,NOW IF YOU HAD TURNED LEFT WHERE YOU PREVIOUSLY TURNED RIGHT THEN WE'D REALLY BE TALKING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3211.png",20171101214415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3211.png,image/png,HL4EQOW4COVMMYVBX4TZA4LICUQVX4QA,3206,comic2-3211.png,"it has come to my attention that nobody spells hallowe'en like ""hallowe'en"" anymore but it has also come to my attention that i'll never change!!!! happy hallowe'en!!!!!!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1189.png",20140713133458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1189.png,image/png,OIV6I6RGAJHIECSEEXL5JP3ZOIOOMTYG,1162,comic2-1189.png,"even the word ""bosoms"" is dumb! what is with this friggin' universe anyway."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-02.png",20140710004327,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-02.png,image/png,OJZDVDA7CFMFC32JRCDHRN2QWM4GH6UU,1,comic2-02.png,it is a purposely inauspicious start
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3009.png",20160706224148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3009.png,image/png,PSM3ZONMMLTVVGJ6VKXNVWDMG36A6CXP,3003,comic2-3009.png,ALSO: there's free wifi
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2157.png",20140710171558,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2157.png,image/png,RMZ2SUA3CEH5KENXRKKTAKOVQFX42IZ4,2145,comic2-2157.png,"this comic contains 100% facts except for where I refer to the two men ""Telegraph Joe"" and ""Telephone Tim"", in real life these two inventors never met / existed"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1093.png",20140713201600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1093.png,image/png,RUFQ7IH6TY7UID2CVRPCYDEB2XE5PHRL,1065,comic2-1093.png,plan 'A' for 'too many feelings' was to test drive a de lorean around town. plan 'A' had not been updated since the early 1980s.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3264.png",20180307170248,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3264.png,image/png,RUM6XYDTXXKC5LLZZUSUPPUEXMHN3PVB,3259,comic2-3264.png,"here lies t-rex, who died as he lived: horny on his many many mains"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2756.png",20150108153110,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2756.png,image/png,TTTQHYUKLNXXJILTUAZHE4EVEK53K5Z3,2746,comic2-2756.png,worth a shot!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2033.png",20140711021611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2033.png,image/png,WRBTYGKDN2JQDG6I56ZGMNC37QJOYJ5Z,2022,comic2-2033.png,"to your credit, ""master"" and ""mistress"" in the titular sense are pretty obsolete, so, good work on that one, team english"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2665.png",20140708204535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2665.png,image/png,2C5QOFVULBBKKSX3UVAK2FBRT3OYSVH4,2655,comic2-2665.png,"plant solar energy capture is not just six times larger than dinosaur power consumption, it's ALSO six times larger than the power consumption of human civilization too!  so, in order for clarity in internet comics, dinosaur comics boldly posits that dinosaurs (SOMEHOW??) used as much power as modern humans.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-949.png",20140714102127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-949.png,image/png,3OFAFJV5VKBR2SIYNSIRDUHEUC76FKH6,917,comic2-949.png,"the metre used to be defined as 1/10000000th of the distance the north pole to the equator, when travelling through paris, france.  now it's defined in terms of how fast light moves in a vacuum.  hah!  nice try, paris!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-374.png",20140715182707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-374.png,image/png,3S3OGKWTK3BRPGDMSF756J376AD3TYSG,335,comic2-374.png,all the great actors ask if it was okay after a shot
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-726.png",20140715014833,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-726.png,image/png,4KMYGVSYULD4UQBSSR2B2K662W3KMQN7,695,comic2-726.png,later: CLEARLY reluctant double high fives
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2365.png",20140710012103,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2365.png,image/png,6O26IGO3QF6NTJN23JBOEDXLDXTGCPAC,2354,comic2-2365.png,"I'm pretty sure in my dream there were trillions of lives all living in a complete, consistent universe, and we invented physics?  Man I gotta write this stuff down!  Okay so the basics of physics in this universe was that matter was also en... en... energizing?  That's not right.  Hah hah, it's always so hard to remember dreams after you wake up ...and yep, it's gone.  Totally, completely gone.  Oh my gosh look at the time, I'm late for work!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2804.png",20150402012509,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2804.png,image/png,74Y6QWIAZDB3FKVCUOBGY7HW47V57PT4,2794,comic2-2804.png,"to reiterate: the oxford comma is great, critical and necessary"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2722.png",20141110074732,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2722.png,image/png,C3SVWBAH6ZA5LD4G7MQJRK6IAKHHRAQX,2712,comic2-2722.png,WRITING TIP: TRY RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM PRETENDING YOU'RE A JET PLANE FIRST
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2024.png",20140711034047,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2024.png,image/png,CVWY66GJBFQGHE63O26IQSI73U3IJ6YS,2013,comic2-2024.png,"i looked up ""sexductological"" to see if it was a word and google was like, ""nope, zero results, but did you mean 'SCATOLOGICAL'?"" no i did not, google.  sometimes i worry that consuming the entire internet has changed you, google."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-703.png",20140715030519,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-703.png,image/png,FG4W4E4BV4HMRSFSO453MKJMHTCCFSEZ,672,comic2-703.png,"ah, the gallant fireman's pole, the first port of call for the recreational house designer"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2070.png",20140710235350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2070.png,image/png,GESRLA5KEKZ56S2RQU5QXBSA3HRLUMRZ,2059,comic2-2070.png,not pictured: the three saturdays through thursdays where t-rex shouts just a single vowel
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-687.png",20140715042131,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-687.png,image/png,GF45OCI4LVMCGJWDCCNIIJWRARDYAJSG,646,comic2-687.png,"joey comeau of asofterworld.com had this great idea for a tattoo: one of those sailor's hearts with a woman's name in a banner across it, but you leave the banner BLANK.  is that not brilliant?  you could write in the names of women you meet at parties in pen and impress them with your élan."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-695.png",20140715034039,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-695.png,image/png,L2BH7JQAQIR226UNNZ7IYPGJEDITDWAE,664,comic2-695.png,grant request: DENIED?!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-812.png",20140714202430,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-812.png,image/png,RSIFIV5X5O4NLMEUW2WLD3NBBQ6HODJK,781,comic2-812.png,"if you were to ask dreamland t-rex what he'd like, he'd tell you, right away, that he'd like to have just one discussion that didn't take a turn for the friggin' sexy."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1070.png",20140713234927,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1070.png,image/png,W5XNOINLNS7D7HAEKDYSCDLOUF6YQTQC,1043,comic2-1070.png,"ROOM 406 IS A MESS. 204 IS EMPTY. THERE ARE SEVERAL DOORS LABELED ""300"". WHY ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1128.png",20140713183617,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1128.png,image/png,XU7XW7NVY7WDNP6L2V7ZUOURRIPI665R,1101,comic2-1128.png,T-REX STARS IN: T-REX'S BUSY AFTERNOON
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1693.png",20140712021523,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1693.png,image/png,YCSYPU5MAFTUPAHLRZJB3MUTQCTXICMN,1668,comic2-1693.png,"the real question is why strongmen don't wear clothing scaled to their physique, only the incredible hulk has a plausible excuse and even HE takes care of it when it comes to his party shorts"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2115.png",20140710204237,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2115.png,image/png,3GM2HVWXIECLICOJC3CKHSIKIWJRCDSG,2104,comic2-2115.png,"even the simple english wikipedia page is four pagedowns!  here, let ME put it in simple english: TOO LONG; DID NOT EVEN BEGIN TO READ; CLOSED TAB ON LOAD AND SAID ""WHATEVER I GOT THIS"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-775.png",20140714231202,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-775.png,image/png,4RVAPDHWS3YAKUXTXDZUVFNVI2TJZPLS,744,comic2-775.png,"arguably, our nation's finest natural resource?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2742.png",20141115010133,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2742.png,image/png,7IDA54RFGEQH2LEYHLTMFT6OTOJS45GV,2732,comic2-2742.png,The devil can hack Facebook for his purpose
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2269.png",20140710085846,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2269.png,image/png,BUHMUQJQOVK7N65UAFJGW4IHCK6XKJWG,2257,comic2-2269.png,"Gentlemen, our new season of So You Think You Can Dance is being obliterated in the ratings by that upstart So You Think You Would Like To Look At Some Puppies, Look, They're Falling Over And Napping"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1145.png",20140713172155,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1145.png,image/png,FWOT5AV4ZT7B4I3SRCV3XOLWEBFL6VEC,1118,comic2-1145.png,"when they went back to the ""poo"" wall, someone had added an interrobang and underlined it twice"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1817.png",20140711180219,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1817.png,image/png,HSIK65UEWH5UOVEKMASUQDVHLCTR6I32,1807,comic2-1817.png,FRIENDS: MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TOO MUCH WORK
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1966.png",20110509113134,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1966.png,image/png,N47DRRWOPVHEO7INZP7I2PEMKLHRPGKH,1955,comic2-1966.png,"in an earlier script utahraptor said ""FINE, start a business printing maps with any chosen location top and center on the map and with lines of longitude converging there, see how many customers you get"" but then I was like, ""that is actually an extremely awesome idea and someone should do that."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-737.png",20140715012605,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-737.png,image/png,Q2G3PKA4JXZOKSPY7MJBP3W4MGG37X6E,706,comic2-737.png,t-rex you're kind of ripping off your own haiku there but WHATever man
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-448.png",20140715172957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-448.png,image/png,QLY35QS7IKWPPU5UOHOSGD6YKVI2XHMT,414,comic2-448.png,apparently we must not go into these things lightly
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2508.png",20140709140134,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2508.png,image/png,S2EWYJKOWGV6BSZ4FUHOMKE4VDHE7UDK,2496,comic2-2508.png,T-REX IF YOU THINK SALT-N-PEPA LYRICS WILL HELP YOUR BOOK OUTSELL MINE THEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY SALT-N-PEPA LYRICS I HAVE READY TO DROP INTO MY BOOK UP TO AND INCLUDING RARE B-SIDE LYRICS FROM ALTERNATE UNIVERSES / JUST GIVE ME THE EXCUSE MAN I'M SO READY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2886.png",20150912022313,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2886.png,image/png,TFHQ2PQSY2VPZ5CFSFRK7NCKSOKCPIDI,2877,comic2-2886.png,"hah hah hah what a crazy idea, to boil the oceans and reduce the earth's crust to magma for at least a decade!!  it's ridiculous.  how would anyone even DO that?  how precisely would anyone even do that though??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1487.png",20140712182209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1487.png,image/png,V2RM3AJPHNQQMELWMIUPBIAIVN7I3AP5,1459,comic2-1487.png,bottom line: we need to make physics drills as fun as watching batman punch the junk.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3299.png",20180607085405,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3299.png,image/png,VXXSBOHDWVCQCJVMDSOBOTQQEBAHWBF5,3294,comic2-3299.png,"time is a flat circle, or at the very least a spinning cube"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-66.png",20140717225054,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-66.png,image/png,XRBDKAL2QHYYLDQGAYVIOQZV5B3JPRCL,56,comic2-66.png,holy shit
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1013.png",20140714045002,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1013.png,image/png,3WC6UWO2SRGBJ4AK6BBEEAVDDVNOG34R,981,comic2-1013.png,"hey if you have never heard of star trek and holodecks then HELLO, WELCOME TO HISTORY'S MOST SURREAL LAST PANEL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-515.png",20140715143601,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-515.png,image/png,7VILRAY2EELRBZUWDUF47OHAPBPSE5Q4,469,comic2-515.png,whoo!! science fiction!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1529.png",20140708200558,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1529.png,image/png,FCFLSX2DBSZHV64WMZ3YQEWKHLYEEZF3,1508,comic2-1529.png,writing comedy is EASY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3206.png",20171017172418,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3206.png,image/png,GEEHSRSQDXKR7LDC2TUAIIUPJDOA6OYE,3201,comic2-3206.png,"ESSAY-WRITING TIP: Below your word count?  Got a phrase that's a number followed by a noun?  Insert ""of your Earth"" between them and you're laughing all the way to the bank.  The GOOD GRADES bank, that is!  TWO of your Earth Good Grades banks, that is!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2667.png",20140708194101,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2667.png,image/png,IDN7UEIDLG7UCD3DETWBTLLZO56SNWDC,2657,comic2-2667.png,this started out as a comic to address the nudity situation but then - didn't actually address the nudity situation
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-46.png",20140717225843,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-46.png,image/png,K3E3EFQY25DXMGK3GIKDDYFLWUVMGEUP,36,comic2-46.png,"some things are constant across all universes, like for instance POO.CA"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-07.png",20140717232417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-07.png,image/png,K6UQNUNSQZNZBL3XQUW6WBXKEDEBDA5U,4,comic2-07.png,lesbians!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1486.png",20140712182250,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1486.png,image/png,LV5MYQBFLX7KBE3WWSEFAIVZU2CPZYTM,1458,comic2-1486.png,IT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO PURE UNTAINTED FAITH I'VE GOT LEFT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2919.png",20151204133837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2919.png,image/png,MJWPJ5CJPGMN2XUA3BBPIQGQV6WA6AGE,2913,comic2-2919.png,how come spiderman gets all the powers of a spider but catwoman doesn't have all the powers of a catwo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2522.png",20140709130106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2522.png,image/png,NKRTHELEZDFHUZTTGZHVGCGBULSTPG2Z,2511,comic2-2522.png,"you've been fired from every job you ever had, unless you quit before that could happen.  or the earth exploded.  or you became the last person left alive on the planet.  really there's a few options here and they seem to be getting increasingly awesome?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1558.png",20140712142356,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1558.png,image/png,NMDGCFRMPJRTQ3P3TNOPJCPA42JHLPDN,1537,comic2-1558.png,"i thought it stood for ""film actor's guilder"", and as such was not surprised to see its members so well represented in youtube comments"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2637.png",20140709010229,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2637.png,image/png,PRUPACTANXYSAUYTGZYXJPISSYJAEG5Y,2627,comic2-2637.png,"they call him Puppy Parker, OBVIOUSLY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1660.png",20140712050902,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1660.png,image/png,QFYYXYXK4G5JM7VRK7Y6COBJ2HZM53KH,1638,comic2-1660.png,"guys!  i just found out about luna 15 yesterday, so i really empathize with t-rex here.  i guess i thought after laika the soviets just said ""anyway, WHATEVER""?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-904.png",20140714132603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-904.png,image/png,V4GTKIJUQZP2WTFOTSPNPODQOBRIEHAO,873,comic2-904.png,"if you're looking to set yourself up for a fall, you should go around telling people how you plan to remain sane.  then if you go crazy later on, oh wow!  everyone will say 'remember how truly intent he used to be on remaining sane?  how ironic.'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2747.png",20141204034719,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2747.png,image/png,YQIT2AEMUOUTRMX2QGUNYVKHT22WOFFI,2737,comic2-2747.png,"THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE KINDA WEIRD: sex, bodies, chad, chad's creepy friend, mortality"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3217.png",20171207060925,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3217.png,image/png,Z5CO3OUDR5EPC77ZK6EV7EZADWMHPPV7,3212,comic2-3217.png,"""The Case of the Purloined Pauper!"" Watson gasped.  ""Yes Watson,"" Sherlock said, ""someone actually stole a poor person.  It was an allegory, as well as a crime."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3135.png",20170503172356,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3135.png,image/png,2SAYUR6CFGEPBPRPMJLHFVUXSPPXFHFM,3130,comic2-3135.png,I have done some research and it might not actually destroy all life on this planet.  It is my considered scientific opinion that there's only one way to find out
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-892.png",20140714142118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-892.png,image/png,42JOWSRFLJLTIC3TJXNUASJOVSVDLWL2,861,comic2-892.png,i may just have to sit down and write 'Dudes!  Lesbians!  Guess What?  Here is How to Get Women to Like You'.  it is a great title for a book because it appeals to both dudes AND lesbians.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3272.png",20180418175557,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3272.png,image/png,77KQY2P32XWTOU6467SRD5AR6CU7LUW6,3267,comic2-3272.png,sorry fellas but the only thing driving ME insane is the off-the-hook flavour potential
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2942.png",20160204004517,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2942.png,image/png,AQIHVY4R223QGYJJDHZUZ6I5AA65QNSF,2936,comic2-2942.png,"sorry millennials, your parents are immortal now, and they're all wondering why you don't just go out and get a job like they did when they were your age"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/victor4.png",20140717223143,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/victor4.png,image/png,GS2KOWDNEB7OAB2OKNJBPUG2DFO3NQZE,81,victor4.png,by victor north
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-881.png",20140714144458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-881.png,image/png,LSVWHGH5ULYDLC5U647PKCCX27MXMTHZ,850,comic2-881.png,"later, the devil is all alone and he says 'THAT WAS AS GOOD AN EXPLANATION AS I DESERVE'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1628.png",20140712070637,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1628.png,image/png,LWGHMW7I7DWKX326ZYQUX2ZN2YGBWZCF,1606,comic2-1628.png,"before you email me about pride and prejudice and zombies, know that i've already framed THAT story as one told by someone who is simply watching the events of the original pride and prejudice, and unbeknownst to him, some wag has drawn a tiny zombie on his spectacles."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-887.png",20140714144101,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-887.png,image/png,OWGILO3SV4RUG4CKQBHXGX33NMJ4IZQH,856,comic2-887.png,"t-rex nobody spoke like that in the 1920s or ever, come on, let's be SERIOUS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2836.png",20150515193402,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2836.png,image/png,PK27U6ULYT5PWQNHXFQ43XTX4V346FUD,2826,comic2-2836.png,for i too was just renewing my subscription to all the magazines that smart people subscribe to
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2278.png",20140710085121,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2278.png,image/png,XSHQV6ELS4ZMVWPVMNAEBUCLG35CJ7IH,2267,comic2-2278.png,"i thought that was just a cool new nickname that my friends were using for me, as in ""Let's play, Checkers!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2006.png",20140711052819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2006.png,image/png,XWFXDIOR763ASIUWNZM5VVWX4YMMSIBF,1995,comic2-2006.png,"how am i the first person on the web to say ""Lucasian hyperspace""; have i logged on to an alternate version that was invented in 2007 instead of the early 90s?  were we all arguing about harry potter on newsgroups instead?  WHAT IS GOING ON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2163.png",20140710162529,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2163.png,image/png,Z2YYAVMMBNOVNVKJ7PQLAOZ7YTHPCHU3,2151,comic2-2163.png,"hey, why don't you live in it with me?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-155.png",20140717210223,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-155.png,image/png,5SNK7KSMJDYOXWNSRNVABYTKHSKQKQMY,141,comic2-155.png,he's got you there!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2292.png",20140710074018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2292.png,image/png,6X2NLOVSJVLKMOGGAJG6N35FCWYW66Z3,2281,comic2-2292.png,entropy decreasing in a closed system is the only miracle we need
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-638.png",20140715062224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-638.png,image/png,AM723WZGURTN2KQKJYWBXS2JJWHXPJEI,598,comic2-638.png,"SOLIPSISTS, I'M ON TO YOU"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2469.png",20140709162132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2469.png,image/png,BYR733Y3PCEWD64OG2YYZMLFM7JQXVXX,2458,comic2-2469.png,"later: everything's fixed!  phew, you guys!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1606.png",20140712091226,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1606.png,image/png,GQLV4AVQWJU6YSP2RPFS4RZMQ5SDH37U,1585,comic2-1606.png,"IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD HAVE SAID ""CONTINUE EATING CORN ONCE FOR YES AND CONTINUE EATING CORN TWICE FOR NO"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2906.png",20151104174730,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2906.png,image/png,RBJZ7MBDC2BGZK57WZE5U7O5VLBEJ2RH,2900,comic2-2906.png,"vegetables: the ""nice body, shame if anything happened to it"" of the food world?? this unsourced talking dinosaur webcomic says: yeah, probably"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1759.png",20140711204622,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1759.png,image/png,UKFIW6WHYFGRQQEJCIOPNIBWXDI6BZ4W,1735,comic2-1759.png,where's panel seven I NEED PANEL SEVEN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1325.png",20140713040426,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1325.png,image/png,V2HQKFYRZBZRAHRHCTRXF3LSBI3BGPYE,1298,comic2-1325.png,"friends, i dream of an age of creatures who could high five with their hands and their butts at the same time. i dream of a world where the burden of proof is on the skeptic if a given theory is sweet enough"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-196.png",20140717201042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-196.png,image/png,VDS65O3XOBH5MOFXGIS57NU6WOUNYMF5,177,comic2-196.png,meat salad
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1459.png",20140712195750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1459.png,image/png,VSPWIFQNOOKDWVFLUAP6UZSSDBQKIKWI,1432,comic2-1459.png,"LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO FALL BACK ON PLAN B, BABY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1264.png",20140713083733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1264.png,image/png,X32NP3FZ6ITBBOD6DRNDRNKUIPFMHJRN,1237,comic2-1264.png,"do you want the big mac or not, sir"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-577.png",20140715112720,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-577.png,image/png,XSWSDX7CDD7GLSBULKW66PLN5QZG2FLV,538,comic2-577.png,"this works for any emotion, actually.  ""Don't be so chronically depressed okay?  Sheesh!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2798.png",20150304222745,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2798.png,image/png,234LQ77QZ3NLWZVSJLY3HOHF5GQK2EKO,2788,comic2-2798.png,"the good news is there ARE experimental chemicals that allow liquid breathing, but the bad news is we don't have any with the same density as human bodies.  no worries though!  i'm SURE we'll crack that nut before you need to decelerate."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-564.png",20140715122402,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-564.png,image/png,4JYTLCICN6FQBS5KQNKHXHUTBQJK3Y2B,525,comic2-564.png,what are your opinions on gay marriage and other issues current in our political discourse
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1885.png",20140711143124,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1885.png,image/png,5OTC6CLGTK5Z42O2NETL2FFMP3OMOLNF,1874,comic2-1885.png,"utahraptor feels bad about running roughshod all over t-rex in this comic, because that refers to LITERALLY RUNNING SOMEONE OVER WITH A HORSE THAT HAS NAILS STICKING OUT OF ITS FEET"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-497.png",20140715153221,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-497.png,image/png,6VBWXJPCC3FCOMYLCN5AJVMX25WSJG45,453,comic2-497.png,"here in dinosaur land we use the correct quotation, and not the folk version!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-581.png",20140715112500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-581.png,image/png,7T3H7GJC7KW5AVJJPOGBKJCD6HKTI2AQ,542,comic2-581.png,"ex-girlfriends, please!  one at a time!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1803.png",20140711181801,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1803.png,image/png,CEGOPFIJWZDW3DYNHWVHDUMTA4TB3NPD,1789,comic2-1803.png,"linguistically speaking in my pants, i mean"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3165.png",20170718113812,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3165.png,image/png,CGA76C2WFJCCJWLJLLNMCVNIVWBPY562,3160,comic2-3165.png,"fun fact!!  these ontological arguments have sometimes been applied to lesser, non-batman entities"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3060.png",20161102211637,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3060.png,image/png,CLQ22FYJSQNQRV2LWPKJLOXIGQPK3377,3054,comic2-3060.png,"in case you're wondering about that first question, the whole universe is OVER 50,000 pounds in mass.  now you know, tell your friends"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-127.png",20121220205308,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-127.png,image/png,CZK4K63FUN36JCYZROVR2OSC5Y35AD6Q,118,comic2-127.png,a t-rex and a utahraptor are arguing about god
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2215.png",20140710125258,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2215.png,image/png,DCBNTZ37ACPGKHMPRPCZD7NQ7STF5VDE,2203,comic2-2215.png,"look up ""yolo"" to see a picture of me rolling up a extra large pizza so it looks like a giant cigar and then, eating the giant cigar"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2925.png",20160113060837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2925.png,image/png,FI7SPI4GOUI3YIB6O2MH22XJTTZIVVD5,2918,comic2-2925.png,"You may wonder why supersolids did not take the #1 position!  They're solids that have superfluid properties, and sadly, they are SO GREAT they might not even exist, here in our fallen world.  If supersolids ever get proven to exist I will update this alt text, so be sure to refresh it every day from now on, and you will learn science facts."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-15.png",20140717231930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-15.png,image/png,FQT3T4LU4GT6MDVERHNYPCQP5KJJGJXG,15,comic2-15.png,seriously
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1180.png",20140713144157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1180.png,image/png,FQWNENOEPCM7AVS325GXENIN26S6WMWL,1153,comic2-1180.png,WELCOME TO DISAPPOINTMENT THURSDAY. DISAPPOINTED THURSDAY IS... DISAPPOINTED TO SEE YOU
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1992.png",20140711065657,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1992.png,image/png,GL7A7LEW2F4IKIKBZIHZLYZG2XEKMFZC,1981,comic2-1992.png,"that was a little thing i like to call a PHAT RHYME?? / look it up?  man, don't waste your time / only way to understand it is to catch me in my prime / each and every verse gets me more sublime / better stop now because to completely be honest i'm / pretty much exhausting my rhyming dictionary's entry labelled 'rhyme'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-673.png",20140715051557,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-673.png,image/png,H3LGYMW5ZEMJLNK32QLRDKAS3R3UQPBS,632,comic2-673.png,"those poo bugs, man."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1016.png",20080228085716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1016.png,image/png,ILFHC5Q37SVHY5FKDQQISOH5W2HMBDRN,984,comic2-1016.png,"it has come to dominate all other matters in t-rex's life.  t-rex is all, ARE WE FRIENDS OR AREN'T WE, GOD, BECAUSE FACEBOOK DOT COM SEEMS TO EQUIVOCATE ON THE MATTER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-776.png",20061129023251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-776.png,image/png,INLZNMJC5G3KIL5EPKKJ2IOGFFXGWJYL,745;1682,comic2-776.png,"later: batman is so pissed off at the nappy times suggestion that he ACTUALLY BECOMES REAL, just to punch the people who have been sniggering!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-208.png",20140717200730,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-208.png,image/png,JEZNIQD5ROX5PLV6XH3ZVPNI5PULUCEX,185,comic2-208.png,"i originally had a comic about cuttlefish: the sentient cephalopods



but they are just too damn freaky"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-857.png",20140714154724,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-857.png,image/png,MP64V5BEKYZEZ4SBJ2Z26GWLEIWB65PF,826,comic2-857.png,"the devil is asking for a friend of his.  they were playing video games and all of a sudden the guy asked 'do you ever feel bad about your body?' and the sudden implied intimacy was startling, coming from an acquaintance, maybe a near friend, who had previously only asked for him to stop hogging all the powerups.  the devil didn't know what to say so he laughed it off, and they finished the game and both acted as if everything was fine, but the question, and the way it made him feel, has lingered with him since."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1728.png",20140711234458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1728.png,image/png,QKAUH3VS7KZJEGCKB42MQJTDQJKUSJNR,1704,comic2-1728.png,"WHILE YOU EAT, LET'S HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE NATURE OF CONSENT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1283.png",20140713070659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1283.png,image/png,VD5VHPNMTW5TV2BVQ4R65NHFQCI5RM77,1256,comic2-1283.png,"the court rules that the plaintiff must discern the difference between ""natural law"" and ""positive law"", and must ALSO stop imploring the jury to ""set right what once went wrong"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2927.png",20160113055842,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2927.png,image/png,2QN3QMYXTF4K2TQV5RKAM7KT6WB7GTEB,2921,comic2-2927.png,"If you're here because there were only six wonders mentioned in the comic and you want a sick diss on the Temple of Artemis, then here you go: the Temple of FARTemis.  Thank you for reading my comic today."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2300.png",20140710071743,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2300.png,image/png,2TAT723BJ5XZK24TMNWKDTN26Q5G5Y6X,2289,comic2-2300.png,"To retweet: perhaps to favourite: ay, there's the rub; / For with that retweet what replies may come / To us, even though we weren't the dude that wrote it / Must give us pause"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2979.png",20160516072944,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2979.png,image/png,3JRTL7Z4M2AI25MBWULQ7CUUZFLI3MBD,2973,comic2-2979.png,here I am using the Squirrel Girl theme song in Dinosaur Comics!  WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1106.png",20140713193631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1106.png,image/png,4IMT5HQTRGJO4CM5SSXH66FQOGIQ7K66,1079,comic2-1106.png,"An alternate ending had Easy Pickins stop by in panel six because he thought he heard his name. T-Rex said, 'NO, I wasn't talking about you, OR your brother Slim.' and Easy, well... I guess you'll just have to switch timelines to find out."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2504.png",20140709142015,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2504.png,image/png,H7HMJTUIPUYOQ5WBLVSRJQNIIJTCMIES,2492,comic2-2504.png,"by reading this comic you have just downloaded an image that says ""Bombs bombs bombs"" onto your computer, so that is a thing.  hello nsa!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1507.png",20140712165022,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1507.png,image/png,HUJEOOBDAOEAYQMBLEQAI56OO5A3LLXE,1479,comic2-1507.png,a giant four-storey utahraptor has come out of nowhere and drenched you in sunscreen from his eyes. is this awesome? y/n
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2628.png",20140709011106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2628.png,image/png,IK5J7PGRDGGQKPP277JH2B2SI3PBOMIU,2617,comic2-2628.png,"if you want to be a pick up artist then you've got to have game!  SO HERE ARE THE RULES OF THE GAME: thinking about the game means you've lost the game, and must be announced each time it occurs.  son, you've just lost your game."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1856.png",20140711161255,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1856.png,image/png,IZFLPPXVGI2I6BDYDHO3E7YQNTGPO5V5,1845,comic2-1856.png,"Later, Antonio Tony and Amelia are reading Nobel Prize-winning author José Saramago's book ""Blindness"", which has the exact same premise.  Antonio and Amelia carefully tear the book to shreds.  ""It didn't happen like that"" they say, between sexual intercourses."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2555.png",20140709104211,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2555.png,image/png,LQEOWY34GDEMOZ577PRLISWLBQTC7WRK,2544,comic2-2555.png,"ADDITIONAL FLAGS: howudoin, IM A DUDE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-275.png",20140717194728,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-275.png,image/png,MNY4L4FGALQ52KBSYV5NJ63CTCBQUZWS,232,comic2-275.png,but next week she writes again to say they are so totally back together now and are planning to populate the species
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1428.png",20140712213649,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1428.png,image/png,MQ5ALDGHXIYEG6NOBJJYWXHDUB5DXWMT,1401,comic2-1428.png,"i call this tale, ""the tears can be used as a power source"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1252.png",20140713090432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1252.png,image/png,OVQQ3GYV2PAC54I5KJ6RNHCXCDNIOCOV,1225,comic2-1252.png,"the premise of the new batman books? um, hello? it's that alfred and spider-man don't get along and we watch the sparks fly??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2363.png",20130115092316,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2363.png,image/png,P6I4MTLACHW4F636VGG7KLPIWU2M55FS,2352,comic2-2363.png,mmm yes tell me more about how your pet is perfect but yet somehow ISN'T a clean and lossless source of energy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-398-2.png",20140715181729,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-398-2.png,image/png,Q6N6CP5QMDJ7PR7GTAYMZJPCGCRBSU4T,366,comic2-398-2.png,the king of the dance is distinct from the lord of the dance in several dance-centric ways
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1256.png",20140713090111,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1256.png,image/png,QV6U4VKVCJ4T45XOKHEIWX6DGAKQBP2L,1229,comic2-1256.png,"this is called ""a grim portrait of a world without backspace"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2317.png",20140710063407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2317.png,image/png,TL4F6FZQASNYXZPJYBYGGZAKWFC6PTBQ,2305,comic2-2317.png,"the next spell was to make themselves small, what we would call ""fairy-sized"": a penance"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1897.png",20110127030147,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1897.png,image/png,VOC6CN5EUZVBMNQ7GNAY4V4IUEWVIJWW,1886,comic2-1897.png,because when he's yawning it'd be more difficult to catch the bullets in his mouth HOW IS THAT NOT CLEAR
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2418.png",20140709211901,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2418.png,image/png,VZU557ZJ7OUNC6DBNYMMBLQHTVLDS4RR,2406,comic2-2418.png,secrets of the cpu designer profession: just give up
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2199.png",20140710133622,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2199.png,image/png,WCAXUBJCLES7Q7I7N7GAN4WT4OQPOGF7,2187,comic2-2199.png,let's just camp out here in the alt for a while
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1891.png",20140711142606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1891.png,image/png,3XOEQDME2UOVW4PA6KR7N7Q4LL6MENPV,1880,comic2-1891.png,"REMAINING QUESTIONS INCLUDE WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER WANT TO KISS SOMEONE WHO, IN EMOTICON FORM, IS RENDERED AS ;Y"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1694.png",20140712015751,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1694.png,image/png,7WHJ4X4SNC6S5HZHJ3YPF2VWBF52DHLN,1671,comic2-1694.png,"i wrote this here comic before the oscars gave out this year's award for ""best actress"", so everyone pretend last sunday night didn't happen, okay?  okay."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1591.png",20140712110931,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1591.png,image/png,CWFCKT7YXD4UYZLGARK3QTYSWOH2BGSW,1570,comic2-1591.png,the more i think about it the more i think it's really ridiculous that i'd ever stub my toes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2090.png",20140710225100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2090.png,image/png,GJURBAZGK6MTGJ4EYEOTDJPSUIGHEBCO,2079,comic2-2090.png,"""THON SMASH GENDER-CENTRIC LANGUAGE"" WORK FOR BOTH THON (MAN) AND THON (WORD); THON APPROVES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3285.png",20180503040343,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3285.png,image/png,LA5P7DKBOCE7LIKYJRCRUUTH557XL7LM,3280,comic2-3285.png,"his full name is ""tim e. traveller"" and yes, t-rex told that whole story for the pun, and yes, he forgot to actually make the pun.  also yes the ""e"" absolutely stands for entertainment."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2019.png",20140711041547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2019.png,image/png,LRMLMHNQXIKDGXGRO4PWIYS6WX3NBFYH,2008,comic2-2019.png,"come on seriously what kind of a name is ""pat"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2427.png",20140709204010,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2427.png,image/png,MFHRQ3R65LXFBJ55SMGZYFR66E247LQC,2415,comic2-2427.png,I don't wanna see any of your ladyboners OR manboners poppin' at Steve's funeral; I'll say that right now.  He had a FAMILY.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1121.png",20140713191115,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1121.png,image/png,MS6IN45SZL7SELRVHZRLSV5YGU4HRJZY,1094,comic2-1121.png,"that last panel is ALREADY non-canon! who would say that to a kid? a jerk, that's who!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2316.png",20140710063511,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2316.png,image/png,NEGE6JYLOYB2EBMCGUHQ2HMT5MDSUL6Y,2304,comic2-2316.png,"""The Wonderful Magicks Of The Wee Faerie Folks"", subtitled ""Wait, Hold On, It's Honestly So Much Better Than It Sounds"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2005.png",20140711052903,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2005.png,image/png,OUM4EYQHWUN3UA6TFUJFCII347FRPYRL,1994,comic2-2005.png,"if you're worried t-rex would see green instead of red, assume ""red"" is what t-rex calls green and then worry about how utahraptor sees the same colour too.  ONE PROBLEM: SOLVED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1260.png",20140713084018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1260.png,image/png,QARRC2TGCDHAKXEVSSZC57AARAJ4RXTD,1233,comic2-1260.png,"""it presupposes you equate every part of yourself with the whole! WHAT'S THE DEAL"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-851.png",20140714160641,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-851.png,image/png,RU3TCHCEFA542X5IT7GOSYQ5UHPGTYON,820,comic2-851.png,this goes out to that girl i saw on youtube who said she wanted to be a web cartoonist and use the word 'dudes'.  ATTENTION INTERNET: I AM LIVING THE DREAM
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-525.png",20140715125402,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-525.png,image/png,RVR4FPDNUZ7HY3QIRDEKE3DKNAUDNL7S,505,comic2-525.png,"it's a pretty awesome hat, that's why!  in other news, i fully intend to do a comic where t-rex adds 'friggin' to movie titles, ie: the hunt for friggin' red october, back to the friggin' future, the man without a friggin' face,  etc.  ONE DAY."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-945.png",20140714102317,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-945.png,image/png,WHFVXFHLF7ZXYE2SMCZDOYUJIEGV53M2,914,comic2-945.png,"i'm certain i've read this 'faith=sandcastle' thing somewhere before years ago, but can't find a source.  sorry if i am ripping you off, dude in the past with no religion!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-870.png",20140714152304,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-870.png,image/png,6EYDONNTYUX37QA2OSFBW2FD5G5KMSJ7,839,comic2-870.png,they're beginning to wonder if they're the weird ones for just having a salad for lunch.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2820.png",20150411201224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2820.png,image/png,GRYGOXSNHZYZSXH4IV4XDUNNGANAQPDC,2810,comic2-2820.png,"Oh great, ""skullmandible"" on ""ReviewAllHumans"" says that Ryan North is ""several inches taller than is considered polite"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2031.png",20140711021753,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2031.png,image/png,IS3U4KIJIK36MXDIN3UYRBTYPWIPGH7M,2020,comic2-2031.png,IT FINALLY HAPPENED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2169.png",20140710161941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2169.png,image/png,JJXT2AHLJJFJAU2AOXRZXIS54YTCJAXI,2157,comic2-2169.png,DID YOU KNOW: if shakespeare had invented lazering dudes and used it in his stories then everything would be better without exception
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1730.png",20140711234316,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1730.png,image/png,KDXIOXBKNBZKDCIAV7CZNPLCWX724YHW,1706,comic2-1730.png,"any game that you can randomly lose on the first turn is a stupid game.  YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, DON'T EVEN TRY TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE PLANTING LITTLE FLAGS IS FUN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-806.png",20140714205955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-806.png,image/png,L47XBPMSDYLWGOG4K5QP4Z6VK2HMTSFM,775,comic2-806.png,"this isn't breaking the fourth wall, because i currently have planned 'what are you doing in my epilogue' to be my last words, so people can say it in real life or whatever"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3161.png",20170705182730,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3161.png,image/png,LR3SP5BMHOBQZSTNBZYUNOTWYSYKUPDC,3156,comic2-3161.png,THE VALUE OF PREMIUM PLAYBUXâ„¢ FLOATS ON THE OPEN MARKET AND CAN BE INFLUENCED BY PEOPLE GRINDING ON THE GAME OVERSEAS WHICH IS BUT ONE OF THE REASONS I NORMALLY ONLY TRADE IN THE MUCH MORE EXCLUSIVE PREMIUM PLAYBUXâ„¢ PLATINUMâ„¢ X3
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2054.png",20140711003651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2054.png,image/png,M7OQON3UMFNRBX744LXIQA73VKRGSKZ3,2043,comic2-2054.png,"they just place it next to the wound and wait!  wait, hold on, i'm hearing reports that some of you were not expecting maggot-themed dinosaur laffs today??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2198.png",20140710133707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2198.png,image/png,NEDIU7BIWTF4NPNKN456DCA5BOJCTBPI,2186,comic2-2198.png,"it's just when i test people's doors at night, sometimes they're not locked securely!  one strong kick and you're in, shouting ""don't worry!  i'm real friendly!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-244.png",20140717195443,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-244.png,image/png,OPNNTAJFHRDJ7PMCK24UV5EXYM7G6L3S,214,comic2-244.png,THIS should have been called 'depression comics'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2531.png",20131129142048,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2531.png,image/png,P5VHG2CPPYM3WLSUBFUF3Z2P7W2IEYO5,2520,comic2-2531.png,"better call a plumber because THESE pipes are... leaking.  on second thought, you know what, forget the plumber, just get me to a hospital"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2758.png",20150108150321,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2758.png,image/png,QGAVEYN4SGDIK552CBO7TBMENQD2M73D,2748,comic2-2758.png,"HOT BONUS TIP: the phrase ""in other words,"" stacks well with a thesaurus, especially an automated one"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1412.png",20140712223212,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1412.png,image/png,QLL4G56HPX7WW6IXFP5QZFIGFUWKJOZT,1385,comic2-1412.png,"this comic is based on two days ago, last saturday, when i kicked joey comeau of asofterworld dot com's ass at chess so badly that he DIED. :0 ;0 :0 "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1214.png",20140713113139,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1214.png,image/png,TT5TJLPJABCH3QZRAMMWNTCC73OOHYVN,1187,comic2-1214.png,"surf city was actually written by brian wilson with some other non-beach boys, so really, t-rex is concerned about Beach Boys FANON."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2993.png",20160602002531,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2993.png,image/png,W6WKOR2BF7F3IL6G6FAKTHAW5F7D3DFV,2987,comic2-2993.png,"imagine ""war and peace"" with shrink rays??  judging to the wikipedia summary of the book's plot I read, it'd be super great!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2201.png",20140710133431,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2201.png,image/png,XBQ7PYDSH56E2SYCRNQZ6RNZOM47YCQ3,2189,comic2-2201.png,past me you gotta do me a solid here
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1743.png",20140711224116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1743.png,image/png,XDZESZ5XO6C3CR54Q2KHIDMZH4UYPJWD,1719,comic2-1743.png,"if you have purchased these mugs and given them to two different dads then you are only contributing to world's greatest dad grade inflation (wgdgi) (""wigdeegee"") (""wigdiggy"")"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3190.png",20171005032610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3190.png,image/png,7DYJXTXJE6QKAEHRD7ISKP7H5K5AP7AT,3185,comic2-3190.png,IN THE RACES OF MARIO'S KART I FIND THE TRUE ENEMY IS THE RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR RESPONSIBLE FOR MY RELENTLESS PAUCITY OF RED TURTLE'S SHELLS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-8316.gif",20140712164736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-8316.gif,image/gif,7P236IXVIB6LVSAB4YU4OZXV5NSX7MGI,1483,comic2-8316.gif,"""Ryan North asks me to do a guest strip and I give him a poop joke. Your move, Ryan North. Your move."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3036.png",20160907201520,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3036.png,image/png,AEUZSKQK27GMOBM5X4AP3VRWLFHEOUCN,3030,comic2-3036.png,you guys: friendship is PRETTY GREAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1281.png",20140713070808,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1281.png,image/png,B53MN3E7ISKEWHGEEVT7YQB2RTXS7DT3,1254,comic2-1281.png,he had his lawyer... draw it up?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2268.png",20140710085928,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2268.png,image/png,D4HTD3CLNRX3HB5PBFVXX5TIRWH2JESK,2256,comic2-2268.png,"we can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a woman on the moon"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1133.png",20140713183159,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1133.png,image/png,GQSMBXENZWX3P6HZ6IU2QZWXZ7BFDGXM,1106,comic2-1133.png,"buyers of the second book are like, ""phew, i was almost nervous for my relationship for a second there! lucky thing they finished that ellipsis!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2349.png",20140710014900,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2349.png,image/png,IT36JZNF2MZ6LM4MJEGKRG62UWWG5NG2,2338,comic2-2349.png,"if this happens to you, poison control will tell you NOT to induce vomiting, because the danger is in the glass going down your throat.  once it's in your belly it's safest to let it pass naturally.  HOWEVER if this happens to you please call poison control yourself to confirm and do NOT rely on secret medical advice hidden on a laffy-laff website you like"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1969.png",20140711100240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1969.png,image/png,LWY2XSS4UYEDUN5OUU6R6WCGP5HN3NOA,1958,comic2-1969.png,"t-rex is so shocked that he actually runs away from dromiceiomimus, and she is forced to follow him to verify her story.  that is pretty darned shocked!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3088.png",20170115025742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3088.png,image/png,MKRSUFCS2TTRFL63NYNRZJCO6DNIE6U4,3083,comic2-3088.png,lucy - and her diamonds - remain in the sky to this very day
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3091.png",20170212193633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3091.png,image/png,MNX2PQMXCIGNQYFTC5DCILTZO76ZTLTN,3086,comic2-3091.png,"they all got turned into dogs in the fifth chapter and i was like, damn, finally some epic poetry that lives up to the HYPE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-142.png",20080720164226,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-142.png,image/png,MZNOB3O53XM4W5RXIMCT4IXJOXI3QOOM,128,comic2-142.png,what a kidder
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-81.png",20140717223752,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-81.png,image/png,PZGIXOBH3ERINC5HPGJPG4NQFFHO3ZM3,67,comic2-81.png,"apparently, you can become a phd scientist simply by declaring yourself as such"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1676.png",20140712034231,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1676.png,image/png,SFXFRDWZFL4K323LN6EZN4JEETARQ54R,1655,comic2-1676.png,and ethyl butyrate!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3244.png",20180308025018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3244.png,image/png,T6HH5NEIKAYBZHYJQDHGWES4SENEEJZF,3239,comic2-3244.png,"be the best you you can be, and by that we obviously mean be the best bend i. steele you can be"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2110.png",20140710210210,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2110.png,image/png,ZE4IPDEBHU674G54ZPIFF5Z7HWD2WARZ,2099,comic2-2110.png,"originally this comic had more about the sea squirts eating their own brains, but it was just everyone screaming"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1510.png",20140712162940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1510.png,image/png,36ICLFDDQO547XIVL5VIK7SNA5HSWJ3F,1489,comic2-1510.png,"i just checked and dinosaurs did actually have sternums, SWEET, NO REWRITES FOR ME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3015.png",20160908102454,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3015.png,image/png,ADJQ3PGJVQQTDLKFDQN4QHW5AGB5W74N,3009,comic2-3015.png,"DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX IT WHEN EVERYTHING YOU TYPE ON YOUR COMPUTER COMES OUT IN CAPS??  NO WAIT CANCEL THAT, UPON REFLECTION I'M ACTUALLY SUPER COOL WITH THIS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3220.png",20180104021918,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3220.png,image/png,D65SF4WGPV3U566HSCDUF7HHEKQSCMGS,3215,comic2-3220.png,"life may be hard, but language has gendered conjugations, so"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-454-2.png",20140715172922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-454-2.png,image/png,FB2HUOC3KXRVNZIS6VZWP7A35ZMDBGND,415,comic2-454-2.png,emotions?  huh?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2290.png",20140710075714,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2290.png,image/png,G6SSSLZWUBUQK4HJMZBX4KDK3HCTEM2F,2279,comic2-2290.png,people say that i'm too frugal / but i got salt tips you can't google
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3045.png",20161005220440,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3045.png,image/png,HYAQJOQQLNJJRPLQWMLE5TSTF2K3W4OI,3039,comic2-3045.png,"i based the chess-playing seniors in this comic on joey comeau of a softer world dot com, who in 50 years will absolutely beat you at chess and then ride off on your bike"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-429.png",20140715180619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-429.png,image/png,HYJIWEMGTDMUMHRIYYFESECG4LS5X7XB,402,comic2-429.png,"alternate, sadder ending: 'so!  that's it, then?'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2306.png",20140710065831,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2306.png,image/png,LILSJPGNOMU7GTMZHGNTWHUTRYF25JW7,2294,comic2-2306.png,t-rex my friend sometimes you are not so good at last panels
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2684.png",20141003131327,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2684.png,image/png,MLRPVMQF36PCXDBPJYRWN4PC3G53FT32,2674,comic2-2684.png,"can someone let the producers of every single sherlock adaptation know, okay, thanks in advance"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2257.png",20140710094831,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2257.png,image/png,NT6NXGNPCLWBYEMXTGFT77EI6R4EGF2S,2245,comic2-2257.png,can we have a conversation about your silver tongue
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2270.png",20140710085756,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2270.png,image/png,ONVGMYSGJP7BT3G7SP6IMBYS6XLHEGHN,2258,comic2-2270.png,people is sometimes organizing globally to help me learn about celebs and who they kiss
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1002.png",20140714052739,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1002.png,image/png,QHFOYVBBARYDCEY7DBIYLMVWGP2I2KCT,970,comic2-1002.png,"t-rex, seriously?  comic sans?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1522.png",20140712160544,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1522.png,image/png,RBNDSNGTNFAJ4BNL5ALGCTNWJSYJPM4G,1501,comic2-1522.png,"Whenever someone robs a bank, she lies down to block their path, and when they easily just step over her she punches them and says ""Time for some paciFISTm!"" which is her catch phrase that I am ALREADY working on improving"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2370.png",20140710010215,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2370.png,image/png,SCDB4VVTVZ6M7UKY6PFLGSAXQELVHDQ6,2359,comic2-2370.png,"the fifty dollar bills are made out of paper and crayons and ingesting them is, of course, mandatory"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-886-2.png",20140714144151,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-886-2.png,image/png,VICWGR3U5TCS4TUKZRWWUGASMUMTWDRW,855,comic2-886-2.png,"if you don't know him, heidegger is a 20th-century philosopher who is notoriously difficult to read.  this is me: 'haha ouch heidegger sorry you're so hard to read dude :o'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1200.png",20140713125646,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1200.png,image/png,YX33DLOK2RB66C4BFETZ3YSM2U7ZJFBZ,1173,comic2-1200.png,we would have our hands raising the roof except that's too hard to draw clearly at this size wooooo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1288.png",20140713064809,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1288.png,image/png,6ZKO5EUVHXXRIDRYPJ3JSZIBNM2AU2Y7,1261,comic2-1288.png,"it's always best to talk back to big media like they're lassie. what's that, television? you say traffic volume is high in the downtown core? we've got to do something!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/john1.png",20140717221527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/john1.png,image/png,7DPWQ736KHIXAVPLANJQYOCGQHLHJJVX,83,john1.png,by john dejong
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2648.png",20140708230049,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2648.png,image/png,BCZ2RN62F53IPHOKFOFBFMSYTLGBFVB4,2638,comic2-2648.png,"the government can't even put together a consistent timeline of what happened that night: you have your choice of DOZENS of different versions, each with their own relationship to the truth.  once upon a time INDEED."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1737.png",20140711230119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1737.png,image/png,EUQHXUXNTILV36E7RGMVW4JBQZUI6RBH,1713,comic2-1737.png,hurricanes form over water so i guess we're in a boat.  heads up.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1609.png",20140712085521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1609.png,image/png,F7U2QWX24XCIQTT5H3SEMO35ZPO6BXH2,1588,comic2-1609.png,"on the other hand, you CAN get married, swear revenge, and become batman all at once, with the aid of a properly constructed ultravow"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-523.png",20140715132913,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-523.png,image/png,GDQGCHORWICAKUSXC2B2V7R5DNMO3Z3J,477,comic2-523.png,CAN I USE THOSE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1378.png",20140713010740,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1378.png,image/png,J7EABEQFMYLK2E4L4QFAGHTU3PWTFIRQ,1351,comic2-1378.png,i blame the sea
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1625.png",20140712073848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1625.png,image/png,LQIMEDN4YJ4LBOWW55UGPK6K6VTP6OLZ,1604,comic2-1625.png,"remember the penis fencing hermaphroditic flatworms from may 14th, 2009?  that's a form of traumatic insemination too!  thus begins our series on Animals in Nature with Weaponized Junk"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-315.png",20140717193208,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-315.png,image/png,MLJWFDWKIE6NEDFUNVHOLF7KRJH6PPJD,264,comic2-315.png,"God has the dirt on everyone, and also He likes to gossip"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1836.png",20140711171512,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1836.png,image/png,NG2XVTXZ4HPN2WTVZARX2OMBNMND6UUL,1825,comic2-1836.png,"honestly if i hadn't said ""sweaty lump"" i would've said ""lumpy sweat""; i had to make the call"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2833.png",20150515181352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2833.png,image/png,QCLARSL6L35UTU3OLMICPZVDMT5QSBPV,2823,comic2-2833.png,"sure, maybe the last invention we ever make is the holodeck.  or maybe, just MAYBE, it's the ability to communicate the entirety of our experience through n00dz??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1420.png",20140712215633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1420.png,image/png,SARJNVR7SDVM56R3KO356NSDNCXRZJ6I,1393,comic2-1420.png,Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly / Though its answer little meaning - little plagiarism bore;
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2167.png",20140710162130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2167.png,image/png,TL7STNZBH5YQQ2BJ2AWBHGQ5LKAFV4JB,2155,comic2-2167.png,"Fee simple laws for land and Section 49(a) of the Canadian Criminal Code, cats and kittens"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2990.png",20160602002537,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2990.png,image/png,U2YVFPQKTPMXS7TVQPXOFZ6WFLAOWPOO,2983,comic2-2990.png,"later on mycroft holmes watched minority report and was like, wow, tom cruise looks nothing like me but he's at least got my eyes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2183.png",20140710150656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2183.png,image/png,V7SLVN6PL4DKY5CKVJSJD72GG7BZFI73,2171,comic2-2183.png,"the story is called ""sherlock holmes and t-rex (the dinosaur with the strange citrine eyes) (it's a gemstone), and also the mystery"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1954.png",20140711102824,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1954.png,image/png,VU5JHITCF5EIZGFLN4SL5NPR5VL777KX,1943,comic2-1954.png,don't tell me any of this is wrong because i have observed several poker games and noted that i deduced the rules with 100% accuracy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1006.png",20140714051007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1006.png,image/png,WDNLM2SL6D6VQYQMRUKCWEVDOMLKR4FN,974,comic2-1006.png,"the universe is being kind of a dick today, huh"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-171.png",20140717205832,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-171.png,image/png,XQBVXP2WLJQEH27SP6CG4BMOGHVKQSFC,152,comic2-171.png,"really, don't let it bother you at all!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-16-1.png",20140717232039,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-16-1.png,image/png,3O3L4UYAYAJ4UGQWMXKAH5DJJSLTPVSN,12,comic2-16-1.png,look how happy he is in the second panel
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest4/dino7.png",20140715182407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest4/dino7.png,image/png,5QZKGVW2TS7MGOLULNPZTFIBIBZTW4P6,344,dino7.png,and hey did you hear about this supernova?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3093.png",20170212193557,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3093.png,image/png,JHPLRDKAAM4367AJNUPQ4QSKI5VZUDAQ,3088,comic2-3093.png,"Dear diary, it's been fifteen years and that nickname is still all I think about.  Am I sick, diary?  Or am I becoming something... new"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/scarygoround.png",20140715040208,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/scarygoround.png,image/png,KQUJK5QFSLL55JNN6DDQFELCDLN5VIQX,654,scarygoround.png,"if you have ever put a panda and frog inside your self and were wondering if it was OK, john has your back (panel 4)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1149.png",20140713164841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1149.png,image/png,NIW34N6ZF2U6KBJ3K23KUS4YUQF6FOPX,1122,comic2-1149.png,"this is what happens when as you're making fun of something, you realize that doing it is actually pretty neat. ALACK. "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-592.png",20140715101738,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-592.png,image/png,OAPL7ORRNAOHVIQAV7TSB5V5EVFWOFRD,553,comic2-592.png,"i wrote this comic almost a year ago and just found it today!  where have you been, little comic?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2434.png",20140709185608,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2434.png,image/png,ODFPAB2LL53L4LTQO45PAKH5AD34S3LF,2422,comic2-2434.png,t-rex your first problem is you seem to think boats are what you take into space
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2707.png",20141002184304,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2707.png,image/png,QBFMLFPQAICGONQCZQ3AN7HV7IEWOAU7,2697,comic2-2707.png,he's gonna be SO PRODUCTIVE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2085.png",20140710225500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2085.png,image/png,QOC2KI7GZHRCIZ32PJMIXXZW3UDP5E7Y,2074,comic2-2085.png,what if... there were dinosaurs so nude it was non-canon
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2089.png",20140710225156,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2089.png,image/png,WQJ7U2T3SPXZEZCJXUNJPWOJZAO5Q4NH,2078,comic2-2089.png,"shouts of ""I'LL CUT YOU"" drifting up from the city streets at night suddenly dashing, elegant"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2047.png",20140711011403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2047.png,image/png,XU5ILMV4CWAJZQNRZLKYSSTQW3CE3ZCF,2036,comic2-2047.png,"later: t-rex says ""athhhib booble peeeet"" in front of the queen and THE ENTIRE HOUSE OF CARDS COMES TUMBLING DOWN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2422.png",20140709211537,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2422.png,image/png,YCPPEDD55PN7AGRZR6WC7RUX5JLXJ7VU,2410,comic2-2422.png,"Most movies use actors these days, since real people a) don't like to lie all the time and b) keep looking directly into the camera and saying ""Hey!  What the hell, are you recording this?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1463.png",20140712195521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1463.png,image/png,5BAZ3ORMGC55AA6D2N5RZKFD4WVNGBXI,1436,comic2-1463.png,THEN I SAID GROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2784.png",20150205033944,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2784.png,image/png,6TAYQXIUAS4EZBNH4X3FPTGI7HKHKKZH,2774,comic2-2784.png,"YES, this works especially well for James Bond movies: ""When This Single Father Says 'Live And Let Die', The Reason Why Will Make You Cry"", ""The 13 Greatest Things That Only Come From Russia, And No, Love Isn't #1!"", ""This Man Discovered One Weird Trick That Lets Him Live... TWICE!  Doctors Hate Him"", ""I Dare You To Watch This Video And Then Tell Me That The World Is Enough"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/badmachinery.png",20140711193348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/badmachinery.png,image/png,6U6CSGX2PVUIQPVM3DUYO5R6XUIJ2LY2,1767,badmachinery.png,"as they say, ""it's all downhill from cupcakes!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2398.png",20140709230145,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2398.png,image/png,CWDUEDCGIRIWY7KW4QEGSG34WCO3F6T6,2387,comic2-2398.png,"When an overweight and food-loving cop gets assigned his new partner, he finds out she's... an amazingly fit officer who moonlights as a sprinter?!  *record scratch* These two officers now search for justice - and love - as they fight crime every step of the way, in... /Dine And Dash/."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2745.png",20150108174800,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2745.png,image/png,EQTJZET3TYW5OHBQSUYN3GPMYWVEHMC3,2735,comic2-2745.png,size-racism is hopefully something you... grow out of??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-311.png",20140717193329,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-311.png,image/png,GJEGNCIBY26EU37XRRVSL6AHMON2POQG,261,comic2-311.png,you SMOKE?!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2126.png",20140710200304,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2126.png,image/png,HQTMW2LAIFKPXUGJLOXBMEOKENXM36U3,2114,comic2-2126.png,to Scots: her name is Miss Trish. to everyone named Trish: SORRY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2577.png",20140709050837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2577.png,image/png,I44WI6KOSJXXAYSFCESFGGQG4IT6AHWA,2566,comic2-2577.png,we have some good times here
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-378.png",20140715182528,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-378.png,image/png,KRFOL5WRAEDKIHYMMHI7VNJ4H67JECWH,340,comic2-378.png,"i've been led to understand it's cool, anyway"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2678.png",20140724180805,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2678.png,image/png,LEHKV7FEMGKWV4M76IM223NWZMF5S7V7,2668,comic2-2678.png,"so uh, is she a gold digger or what"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1791.png",20140711190802,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1791.png,image/png,LWK7Y6AINZHKQA43VTNX6MCZXXA6WABF,1777,comic2-1791.png,NON-CANON!  SUPER ULTIMATE NON-CANON HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1354.png",20140713025554,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1354.png,image/png,N3ABB5SWAMBMRRUI2DW6TQOY47GGPGFU,1327,comic2-1354.png,"guest comic by anthony clark! you know how you look at some guys and you think, ""man, i really hope that guy is actually me from the future, travelled back in time in disguise, because that guy is awesome and I'd really like to actually be that guy?"" anthony clark, ladies and gentlemen"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-291.png",20140717194335,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-291.png,image/png,Q6FUBTIUPHD2V2YK5M6EIAJ7WPQAXUOO,239,comic2-291.png,hit me matey one more time
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-6583.png",20140713025803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-6583.png,image/png,REMOZXJMK6UTKRWGORVTA7PQYAZ6HDJT,1324,comic2-6583.png,guest comic by david malki ! david malki ! is the only man i know who has EARNED the right to have an exclamation mark in his name.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1575.png",20140712122351,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1575.png,image/png,TYBQWEF4HS62RQUBQ5J7TDLI4BZNYKYO,1554,comic2-1575.png,"There is a typo in this comic; clearly in panel 5 I intended to write ""I can see the advantage at the societal level in not having folks with s'mores thousands of years out of date still running around"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-856.png",20140714154820,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-856.png,image/png,YJP4P44LNH6T5O5NIE7DDJNZB3W2VU5E,825,comic2-856.png,you may want to read innuendo into panel 3.  i can't stop you!  shit!  it's a free internet!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-12.png",20140717232227,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-12.png,image/png,YRGLE65UR6AY3XZWGXQWMS2U3K7SBQA6,8,comic2-12.png,zing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-26.png",20140717215225,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-26.png,image/png,3HRP75HHRG7XDQP4NF3GA54TEZZUAAFS,94,comic2-26.png,my symbolism was stripped down long ago
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-906.png",20140714125403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-906.png,image/png,4KEPJDRUNE2C3BZNHUELKL5C6BGQKFIO,875,comic2-906.png,"this comic goes out to my dad, who will have whole conversations with you just so he can get you to say something that he's got a pun response prepared for.  it's good times!  for one person in the conversation!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-562.png",20140715122521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-562.png,image/png,5CUW236JMSF5CXRNJTE3467ZYHQGMS25,523,comic2-562.png,"welcome to comics about chips week, here at qwantz.com"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2256.png",20140710100429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2256.png,image/png,6AALEA3GY55IRZZ4476GSOWX3D6LOO3P,2244,comic2-2256.png,sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1134.png",20140713181552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1134.png,image/png,ADDJTR553CXVYIUUECFS35XJIBY2G6AV,1107,comic2-1134.png,also can i get the $5 you owe me for the subs i bought us at lunch last week: THE BOOK
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-784.png",20140714223439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-784.png,image/png,D4SZEYT5NBIY3RVLNKND4VN6LWAPFR47,753,comic2-784.png,who among us has not upset the ph balance in our own stomachs as some sort of blind fumble towards entertainment?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2956.png",20160304142525,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2956.png,image/png,G5FZYF7LB7Y4D5WT73TKA2UAK3GGFZMW,2950,comic2-2956.png,"in the distant past there's the generation that LITERALLY INVENTED THE WHEEL going ""really?  greatest?  wow that's a WHEELY great surprise"" (they also invented puns) (sarcasm too! i'm telling you: they were terrific)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3231.png",20180208081318,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3231.png,image/png,GOL2KEOJZ5M7FFCUASNVUSRXENNF3CBY,3226,comic2-3231.png,"one day zeus will learn he doesn't NEED the crutch of being a goat.  one day zeus will learn to love himself as he REALLY is, which is a formless and timeless being from beyond our three dimensions; to gaze upon his true form is to experience true madness"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1593.png",20140712110812,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1593.png,image/png,HGIMRIUMYJ75UPA4UXELGFYLLKXS7QSC,1572,comic2-1593.png,"what's up, utahraptor?  hey, me and my awesome mouth are just hangin' out, you wanna come over?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3274.png",20180404184856,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3274.png,image/png,KPKGJCFYMEMHJVJODCS4ZEJVXZ5L7564,3270,comic2-3274.png,"dear diary, some personal news, today i was Owned by a brand of engine degreaser on google plus and i did NOT enjoy it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-336.png",20140715181441,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-336.png,image/png,KYRV7WSDADTUN5VN3WFBCEKT3I6F34J5,375,comic2-336.png,well gosh i was hoping for some considered debate but i guess i'll just have to PARTY DOWN INSTEAD!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-541.png",20140715125654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-541.png,image/png,NBYEPDOLGWMDHZNZKDXA75XUYLATNZFI,501,comic2-541.png,this may be a man solution in search of a man problem
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1259.png",20140713084338,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1259.png,image/png,OICJE3JWNLGIMG63K2MJRKLDZ6GPLWJT,1232,comic2-1259.png,IN THE MEANTIME EVERYONE JUST SIMMER DOWN AND EAT JELLO INSTEAD OF WATER HALF OF YOU WERE WISHING FOR THIS WHEN YOU WERE SIX ANYWAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2361.png",20130110010159,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2361.png,image/png,QHP5RAOFFLFOJF5UDUIHL65RWPONTAV5,2350,comic2-2361.png,"the thing with bikinis is it's not the skin you see that's the most tantalizing, it's the skin you can't see because it feasts outside our dimension in a maddening twist of non-euclidean space"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-795.png",20140714213848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-795.png,image/png,SNFINSFGJYGH7JL3ZPL2QYZSGWQUSUHU,764,comic2-795.png,utahraptor gots SERIOUS problems when it comes to not screwing up those two phrases
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-479.png",20140715164410,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-479.png,image/png,TQE7SFYV5OUGZQPIEZFCV2BZK63B6JXC,437,comic2-479.png,i admit: panel five actually based on a true story
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1949.png",20110411223411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1949.png,image/png,UWFQBR5HZYM3UFPLZHMQIRUE4EL3EFFD,1938,comic2-1949.png,"where's that joker batman; sleepytime batman; walked outside half as bruce wayne and half as batman, said ""damnit"" and ran back inside batman"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2900.png",20151022121935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2900.png,image/png,24WTO6TOKP6OXJL5OADLJKAKTJBLOSZX,2894,comic2-2900.png,"my friend has made a fantasy soccer team and she chose her team members based solely on their sheer hunkiness, and so far her team is SOUNDLY beating my other friend's team"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1913.png",20140711133754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1913.png,image/png,2LFMBX7SYV6OORRCPRLVUUU2CCBLEQSB,1902,comic2-1913.png,wait... scratch and sniff?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2847.png",20150613020654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2847.png,image/png,2T7R7GH5KAZ7VWQRYWVR6TTHEWEZAZB2,2837,comic2-2847.png,"It's true!  Vanilla is the world's second-most expensive spice, second only to saffron, which PROBABLY tastes pretty great!  Oh, you meant the beaver thing?  Listen.  Just enjoy your vanilla coke and don't worry about it."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-566.png",20140715120720,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-566.png,image/png,4HF6L2RI5TGBLRA7OTZPHQL2VWXBU5SU,527,comic2-566.png,if you're wondering why t-rex isn't married in this comic it's because by going back in time he removed his motivation for going back in time and so never did!  SO LOGICAL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2196.png",20140710133858,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2196.png,image/png,DPZQU6FM2MT2SC676FOMECZXHIDVOUBE,2184,comic2-2196.png,"Dentist Society: like regular society, but oh man, if you fail to brush your teeth after lunch, oh man, oh man"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-822.png",20140714193007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-822.png,image/png,G3LQNQBDZ2ML4OEZKU3ZJCLROZEW26VG,791,comic2-822.png,vampire day is a holiday t-rex invented where you all dress up as vampires and get bitey.  it did not survive the cretaceous-tertiary extinction event?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2338.png",20140710044424,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2338.png,image/png,GEMXOUUNJVPS7K3JPV6R6DADRAAWF4VC,2327,comic2-2338.png,"boxy blue car in panel three is becoming alive only so that it can shed a single, oily tear"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-935.png",20140714114554,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-935.png,image/png,GNJUSG76TLBFNCWZGZCMPLCYWVD7QAIF,905,comic2-935.png,"aww t-rex, it's not a failed relationship!  relationships aren't cockfighting: they're not a failure if they don't last until one or both of the participants are dead!  "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2246.png",20120729132010,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2246.png,image/png,HK7UJCTMJFA7DZ3UVMQODV2BTN2E26NM,2234,comic2-2246.png,THIS COMIC IS DEDICATED TO JOHN COMPUTERS: The Man Who Loved Computers So Much That He Invented Them
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2108.png",20140710210349,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2108.png,image/png,HXUV4EVLAWSLX4GER64LJXNDGHCDMFJN,2097,comic2-2108.png,"When All You Have Is A Sword, All Your Problems Look Like Swordfights: The Couple's Guide To Slicing, Parrying, and Stabbing Your Way Through Problems, With Swords"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-97.png",20140717215132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-97.png,image/png,ILMYVO46IPXWGTXWEJRGX77MIIIXG3NS,96,comic2-97.png,"i'm, uh, paid by the word"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-214.png",20140717200446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-214.png,image/png,JW42GELKNF6P4M2TUKKTD72AJ5M4GBTU,192,comic2-214.png,see also: the story where a hen baked some bread and none of the other farm animals would help her so she ate it all herself while the others STARVED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1218.png",20140713111320,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1218.png,image/png,LDJUJ43ZHK2LPWHKTVDIDILATWHVEYEA,1191,comic2-1218.png,also apparently i have memento disease?? maaaaaaaaaan
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1892.png",20110120084129,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1892.png,image/png,P2DH6E472SQJBIHZRQMOZ4SNPZCARZPG,1881,comic2-1892.png,sometimes folks are not cool about things like this is the thing so thanks for that
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2420.png",20140709211713,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2420.png,image/png,TE7YAJC5QWMNQUWSGOXH5XWYOMQURMV6,2408,comic2-2420.png,i like a woman who plays games IN HIGH DEF THAT IS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-811.png",20140714202507,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-811.png,image/png,TYB4G6CB3PVNP6WCVMCXHMYFLI4W2U53,780,comic2-811.png,"t-rex is not sure where he stands on the conflict in the middle east, but he is FOR mothers with baby carriages being extreme.  you might wish to adopt these politics as your own."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3168.png",20170907180612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3168.png,image/png,V553TDESCFVSVSBLCETTHYPQAU7MEPT3,3163,comic2-3168.png,"turns out his full name is ""fitzwilliam darcy"".  i mean his full alias.  his full alias that he uses in the books so that nobody will discover he can shoot knives out of his eyes but only when he really wants it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1423.png",20140712214005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1423.png,image/png,VSD733RUJPTSADYZOD3YZNCJ7QD6L7ER,1396,comic2-1423.png,someone feels bad about their PULCHRITUDE 
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-432.png",20140715180811,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-432.png,image/png,XTI4JJSX574TWK7YR4YW3KUXV27QSSQ2,396,comic2-432.png,"UNSOLICITED time travel advice comics, more like"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3214.png",20171207073246,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3214.png,image/png,YHRNNBW3TWK2K2UHK3577SYOG2RPJAJZ,3209,comic2-3214.png,"i don't know why you're thinking ""hey, wait a minute, valentine's day and hallowe'en aren't days off""!  Everyone ELSE gets them off.  You're the only one missing out!!  Also HAPPY EARLY SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FEAR OF MISSING OUT DAY!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2109.png",20140710210303,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2109.png,image/png,YOWAFS4KDBMO5VPXI6RNKKMR3GCFVM55,2098,comic2-2109.png,tonight let's make my erotic fiction an erotic... reality
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/darryl-weddingsinger.png",20140717215424,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/darryl-weddingsinger.png,image/png,25ZETFLNIOCVMJC3KFI5ZIJUZODLLQV3,88,darryl-weddingsinger.png,by darryl payne
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-317.png",20140717193026,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-317.png,image/png,2HYKQWVHWETHUGBD4MDJB5KWSPWUZSPC,268,comic2-317.png,cathy's last panel is text-heavy irony
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/patcomix1.png",20140717223503,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/patcomix1.png,image/png,DOKAW3OLZ67XMX4PF5FAPWGBV6LV4UVL,73,patcomix1.png,by patrick wisking
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2878.png",20150902204317,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2878.png,image/png,E23VSBVIHOCPOIRUEYAZ7AJQZOYNNXCZ,2869,comic2-2878.png,"please, this isn't amateur hour: you want to be a pro, you do NOT make jokes about lobsters without trying, and failing, to experience the inexpressible qualia of Lobster"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1697.png",20140712015654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1697.png,image/png,KPN3GWPTQZJVNLROFYFEO7MSD3F33NOL,1672,comic2-1697.png,"this comic originally had dromiceiomimus saying ""What if you look in the mirror and see flaws so fundamental that they can't be changed?  What if you see nothing but a big pile of flaws?"" and then I was like, ""man, I don't know the answer to that!!  looks like it's time for another PANTS-CENTRIC REWRITE"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3173.png",20170802220528,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3173.png,image/png,M6BX6UFQIQQO2PUENT5NWVWPZKQ4SJWT,3168,comic2-3173.png,"DON'T TELL ME A ROOMBA IS A ROBOT AND SO THEREFORE WE HAVE ROBOTS, for god's sake we live in a world where people call two-wheeled land-based scooters ""hoverboards"", STOP LOWERING OUR EXPECTATIONS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1324.png",20140713040519,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1324.png,image/png,MPKYS566MZA2LQYD5ORXKYOPX7ZHLN3M,1297,comic2-1324.png,"It's not even a game where your role can easily be replaced by a machine. It's a game where you could easily be replaced AND if you don't play optimally, the machine will step in and kick you out. If ever there was a system designed to make the computers running it become thoroughly exasperated with organic life, THIS IS IT."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2983.png",20160516080539,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2983.png,image/png,MZSY6PMN37GRDQ7VVPMAAMRU3JRRXDRX,2977,comic2-2983.png,"yes I used numbers in the last panel, but if you're upset just imagine I wrote ""I'm looking at you, FRANCE, with your no need for 'pair of pairs of pairs of pairs of pairs of pairs plus a pair of pairs of pairs of pairs of pairs plus just a lonely thing', we'll call THAT number 'pair of pairs of pairs of pairs plus a pair of pairs times a pair of pairs plus a pair of pairs of pairs plus a pair plus a triptych of pairs plus a lonely thing'"".  JUST READ THAT INSTEAD AND FEEL YOURSELF BECOME... BECALMED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2013.png",20140711043610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2013.png,image/png,PDVLBE2XJBOUM2JWX34YFKRO4OWAUC5A,2002,comic2-2013.png,"alternate panel five: t-rex asks utahraptor if he could punch out god and utahraptor says ""God?  Isn't he that guy who carries the world on his shoulders?  He sounds ripped!"" and t-rex says ""NO THAT'S ATLAS; THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT THEOLOGY, GOD."" and god says ""YES"" and at this point I started rewriting the comic"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3291.png",20180523060951,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3291.png,image/png,SIFHBW2VKXHQQINS42VKYECJAFN3TGV5,3286,comic2-3291.png,"all I know is that I know nothing, and also that SOCRATES WAS A N00B"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1384.png",20140713001805,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1384.png,image/png,SUEQ2M6QH7MROGTUHFFQXX5IXWGWAXTC,1357,comic2-1384.png,"i hesitate to release the idea of preemptive plagiarism onto the internet, lest it be discovered that it has been preemptively plagiarized! :0"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-962.png",20140714094344,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-962.png,image/png,UO443VUGCZ3PQXKYJ4BE2MUI55U5E2OE,930,comic2-962.png,turns out nanite and manite are basically snake 'n' bacon?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2302.png",20140710070100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2302.png,image/png,W3E44QEXUFFTYHY2OE453QIOEZIYMEQL,2291,comic2-2302.png,we MUST ensure that easily-confused future generations think we were way awesome
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2981.png",20160505005023,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2981.png,image/png,WPN3TNXGS4EC43RXW4YGOKBKEFQ6ECKP,2975,comic2-2981.png,"yes I wrote this on a plane, yes i wrote this after a stranger looked inside my body"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1562.png",20140712133424,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1562.png,image/png,Y2TTM63ZV5XCC3WNZYBJY2QA4FT26JBC,1541,comic2-1562.png,"is utahraptor so impressed with t-rex in panel five that he's left gaping in amazement?  no, t-rex just wouldn't let him get a word in edgewise.  in panel 7 utahraptor spins around a laptop dramatically and says ""you got that off wikipedia"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-04.png",20140717232444,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-04.png,image/png,ZTKXKNCOD5XHIN4NQOZWUWSSL47X77OX,3,comic2-04.png,"my actions were once charged with symbolism, long ago"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2542.png",20131129141808,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2542.png,image/png,ZWR6YYNBFTZDXDIDZS26EMBQYDGCT5HQ,2531,comic2-2542.png,"too late for canadian thanksgiving, too early for american thanksgiving!  DINOSAUR COMICS NAILS IT AGAIN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-934.png",20140714120149,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-934.png,image/png,6Z2MYF2J3TCZSHPQ2FVBZQY3R7RMMCDF,904,comic2-934.png,"oh archaeologists, you were doing so well"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1268.png",20140713081922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1268.png,image/png,FDI5X4P4WE4EZA4TO4LVQKZ4FWSNBJLI,1241,comic2-1268.png,there are a lot of logistical problems with zombie ghosts that i concede i am unable to quickly resolve
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1095.png",20140713201446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1095.png,image/png,HBOHAEBZFHCIYBTUNCZW64HJ427XHCYY,1067,comic2-1095.png,case dismissed!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-421.png",20140715181040,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-421.png,image/png,JFJ2JM7SA5CLWJXVMNSESSY47JIJSNAT,388,comic2-421.png,god's 0 for 2.  backstory: t-rex is wondering if he's developing as he should
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-756.png",20061129023237,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-756.png,image/png,K6J7RERCS4NTYTYXMRIY22RQONZAAWO3,725,comic2-756.png,<3 library scientists
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-427.png",20140715165032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-427.png,image/png,MHPRTZTHZGYPH3GFJDK4X5KGRYUZEW5W,427,comic2-427.png,"'hey guys, could anyone else go for some sweet human kissing right about now?'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1952.png",20140711110024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1952.png,image/png,MRV3NB5CCIYKROEJH47JL73SGT3LA3QH,1941,comic2-1952.png,A PART OF OUR HERITAGE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-924.png",20140714120905,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-924.png,image/png,OM6KP47BE5GV6NM4Y4HSF6KUJYP4R456,894,comic2-924.png,"this comic is probably not entirely fair to buddhism because i understand the scientific method a lot better than i understand the steps to enlightenment.  if you're enlightened, um, please let me know?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-44.png",20140717225904,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-44.png,image/png,P55MR6FIQIE45BOYW5BIELTLCNSUZSTU,35,comic2-44.png,"look how evil he looks in the second panel!

seriously

it's freaking me out"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-381.png",20140715182550,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-381.png,image/png,QOVOMP2F3FT4EQQKUTDM5GR4QLN6HPLT,339,comic2-381.png,"listen: the robert service poem should be read in a slow, growly voice."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1485.png",20140712182342,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1485.png,image/png,QXHAG2FSFPI6EICKMSBIA6KHSD2ORW53,1457,comic2-1485.png,it's not swearing if you don't enunciate the last phoneme. PRO TIP
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2346.png",20121220093601,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2346.png,image/png,ZW42DH26XBLSTXX6FBA3FJ45WEHHSITO,2335,comic2-2346.png,All of the other reindeer aren't laughing now.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2529.png",20131129142141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2529.png,image/png,5PFCLGTDNGSLU2IJGANWBGHKOMW3PSLA,2518,comic2-2529.png,"gotta side with t-rex on this, a world where sunset duplicates all the ghosts caught in it seems PRETTY RAD TO ME.  i don't think it's sustainable though.  something's gotta give.  those ghosts are getting HUNGRY."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2579.png",20140709045130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2579.png,image/png,6277VK253C4L6QFWHYBBSFIJPMNQOAD4,2568,comic2-2579.png,so hey anyway... what do you imagine we're doing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-29-3.png",20140714121114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-29-3.png,image/png,7L7KXI3WU3TBXGKPXBUDUCLARAMJDVCZ,891,comic2-29-3.png,"next time you do the dishes, ask yourself if the dishes are clean, or if they're PHYSICAL INTIMACY clean.  you may want to aim for the latter!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1271.png",20140713080223,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1271.png,image/png,BYMYUAOG2X2L3R5PZOSAWPHQ3YFMEJWJ,1244,comic2-1271.png,"apparently, rene's email is something easily confused with or very close to 'didyouseeterminatortwo@guysistillreallylikethatmovie.com'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3270.png",20180322015232,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3270.png,image/png,FET6UCVE5W2ZPLBGMPHOYBRWPRUAK62Z,3265,comic2-3270.png,angola maldives will return... with the combined powers of quantum leap and disney's frozen
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1284.png",20140713070622,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1284.png,image/png,GHZJRVMOINVALWHAI6A3P4TEUQNSTBS7,1257,comic2-1284.png,why oh why did i make lolita EVEN YOUNGER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2082.png",20140710231254,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2082.png,image/png,HFNED77BFRV4ZRHEF3IHLKZ4TRI3BDMX,2071,comic2-2082.png,"dear diary, maybe if i had better friends THEY would say this instead of ME??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1674.png",20140712040016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1674.png,image/png,IQPB3622GMUYU3KR6B6HVZTXSX53WQTR,1651,comic2-1674.png,"""welp"" is like when you say ""well"", but with that bit of a cut-off at the end as you press your lips together.  i wish there was a better way to write that word, you'd know it if you heard it, it's an UNRELEASED VOICELESS BILABIAL PLOSIVE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2441.png",20140709180358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2441.png,image/png,LP64DOO7MYREH4TIXVP3L7Y7VT43DH6Y,2429,comic2-2441.png,"""Reception"" and ""satisfaction"" barely even rhyme!!  T-Rex this is a terrible example, why not just go for ""I Can't Get No... Interactions (on Twitter Dot Com)""??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/overcompensating.png",20140711190951,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/overcompensating.png,image/png,PNR3RBM3AC7I5QLM72YOHZHUXI5UPZJ6,1775,overcompensating.png,"when jeff saw me in that t-rex head at san diego comic con it made a huge impression, his pupils became little stars and he fugued out for a minute"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3110.png",20170312192725,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3110.png,image/png,RFRFTCOVNOD7PKZBPKVMVHEJHI3YRJCY,3105,comic2-3110.png,i know the brotocol is that we usually have a second joke here but we can't broceed broperly with this brotesque premise much longer
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1627.png",20140712070720,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1627.png,image/png,RWXM6V23TMQEENHUFJ72DSX3KHIKJQ6F,1605,comic2-1627.png,AND I NEVER WILL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1918.png",20110225203513,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1918.png,image/png,T6IU5AJOLNP44ZCTVYOVT4WFTOVCEAIK,1907,comic2-1918.png,"in more precise, technical terms: ""does god like poutine"" problem is reducible to the travelling salesman problem, and it goes the other way too.  you heard it here first!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2701.png",20141002204039,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2701.png,image/png,TFK7IXNEKKLFC55LPHUIJLAYSX45UQTZ,2691,comic2-2701.png,doug is running a campaign to get reinvited to thanksgiving dinner
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1772.png",20140711200510,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1772.png,image/png,VKNLEIZXAMOB6CNN7FED3OXJB7FIZTWU,1748,comic2-1772.png,"even if the robot or fight analogy is ridiculous, like punching a robot who has already reached Punch Maximum"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1212.png",20140713113243,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1212.png,image/png,ZCJCUE7LWUVM2UJ6LWMV3UETC4SJSARH,1185,comic2-1212.png,"people whose middle name is ""Sheriff"": at least I know YOU'RE tough."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2658.png",20140708220815,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2658.png,image/png,5CD5VQA55EBINCEX2BWMND7JPIR5SJK4,2648,comic2-2658.png,"FACT: today's tweens will call each other bojo in the future.  if you don't think that's a fact, you may already be a bojo"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1238.png",20140713095908,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1238.png,image/png,632R2GA6747ETNIY736LAXT7GUU6XODR,1211,comic2-1238.png,"ben emailed me asking when I wrote ""dinosaur comics returns monday, with CHUCKLES!"" if I meant that i'd be added a new character, called ""Chuckles"", today. I thought that was awesome, so the director offscreen in panel 6 is officially called ""Ben Chuckles"". take a bow, mr. chuckles!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-277.png",20140717194656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-277.png,image/png,6WQBP5BCDPURMCD547BZUIPDOUHEXJZY,233,comic2-277.png,this comic works just as well if you replace 'do not exist' with 'do exist' and also change the examples
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1466.png",20140712195311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1466.png,image/png,A547IY7IZ4B3IZ67PQEKH7WVXK3VNV3K,1439,comic2-1466.png,"man, spammers are ALL OVER april fool's day. my email address has won? nigerians wants to send me money? oh wait no no APRIL FOOLS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1225.png",20140713110912,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1225.png,image/png,BD6GB7AAHYZUHJCVA4QKJGBBU75ZW2DX,1198,comic2-1225.png,"i celebrate Act Like A Logdriver Day, in which i go birling down and down white water. i do believe that's where the logdriver learns to step lightly"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2254.png",20140710100635,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2254.png,image/png,EEAW7YKEMKPOFIKALSLQOIRMJ4YBU4YA,2242,comic2-2254.png,"i call this adventure, The First And Last Time I Tried To Larp"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2467.png",20140709162256,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2467.png,image/png,LHMXKCHI2O4RGILARRFAU4TIPZELGMZE,2456,comic2-2467.png,"""Weiners! This Is A Book Alllll About Them (YES there are NO PICTURES)"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2975.png",20160516075246,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2975.png,image/png,LUSLWSPYIQ7KD2E7LGNHKGHQTT2EODW7,2968,comic2-2975.png,"This comic is 100% autobiographical; I read ""The Catcher in the Rye"" for the first time last week and I absolutely thought it was about baseball.  American novel written in the 50s, with that title?  COME ON.  I fully expected it to be about Catcher going after a pop fly and accidentally running out into the rye, wherein the contradictions of his youth and/or the American dream are laid bare.  PASS."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-460.png",20140715171220,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-460.png,image/png,NO5W5BYIRYLYISMOKQFFWSV3ADYIQCOV,418,comic2-460.png,i do my best
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3103.png",20170301205722,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3103.png,image/png,NQUBURYTYTCIDUF4XIUCXXT6SEZVZHXQ,3098,comic2-3103.png,so the thing with peer review is that i've got some pretty terrible peers
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2895.png",20151008023127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2895.png,image/png,Q65YMTANSZJJTQ5DRS5D5LMP7ERIESAP,2886,comic2-2895.png,"judging from my extensive experience with consumer electronics, orbiting around a black hole at nearly the speed of light without dying AND having your stupid computer not crash or reboot or lock up for two hundred years straight are probably about equally hard"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3177.png",20170907160806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3177.png,image/png,QU2EAG3P7N4H7STG456VMBLH6R7XVNMS,3172,comic2-3177.png,thanks moms!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1182.png",20140713144038,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1182.png,image/png,SLBKIBPUUSGNSDNMIJIQEAPSK75JVYZY,1155,comic2-1182.png,i spilt it on my bed and it doesn't wash out! hilarious!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1275.png",20140713074327,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1275.png,image/png,3WPA27MLP675KSDIN44YEY4BODGS3Z7H,1248,comic2-1275.png,"OGC guy! He's back, and he's KINDA CHEESED."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-174.png",20140717205445,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-174.png,image/png,4WKJ7ACQGQQAMHMTCUMKAC5KGLPYMXLX,162,comic2-174.png,the t-rex is acutely aware of the ironies in his own life
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2113.png",20140710204344,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2113.png,image/png,6DTLDYSRPSZLVONBZWTXYANKP7BX4FLG,2102,comic2-2113.png,this comic is dedicated to all the ideas that are really good until you say them out loud; there is probably a surprise one in your head RIGHT NOW
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-760.png",20140715002421,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-760.png,image/png,BX5THJ6QXQFI73GU2KYHXSWQCRHL2TRW,729,comic2-760.png,"22 minutes of all these adorable babies just crawlin' around, sporting monocles"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2451.png",20140709172335,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2451.png,image/png,C6EGHTDDXFAV4ZNSILQ4LWPNTPWXRW57,2440,comic2-2451.png,"god, if video games are what you want me to play right now, give me a sign.  ah yes, the sign is my preexisting desire to play video games.  hmmmm nicely done, nicely done"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-713.png",20140715025839,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-713.png,image/png,CGQLXZT6KAPURP3VTBDS4RSWKLK2NELQ,682,comic2-713.png,"FRIGGIN' RACISTS MESSING UP MY GENERALIZATIONS, ALSO STEALING MY JOBS, WOMEN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1339.png",20140713033726,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1339.png,image/png,E5R6KJ24NXJ55WG3XG3YG7D45HVSWZMW,1312,comic2-1339.png,"guys the more you look at it the more the phrase ""box office"" is kinda ridiculous"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-877.png",20140714144757,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-877.png,image/png,EWAMY5PNO6HDXZYXNETCGF6OOOQVJYZE,846,comic2-877.png,americans: 'cheque' is how the rest of the english-speaking world spells 'check'.  i know!  you guys sure don't like the letter 'u'!
"com,qwantz)/comics/firmanproductions.gif",20140711190857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/firmanproductions.gif,image/gif,OBOSFEPS4PTFFXI4VH6D636F2OMYDACM,1776,firmanproductions.gif,"WEDDED BLISS, THANK YOU MICHAEL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-511.png",20140715145447,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-511.png,image/png,R4K56IOTGU7Z2D7KE54WRG5TSKL6PVNN,464,comic2-511.png,i tried to figure out all the symbolism in this comic and i was SO CONFUSED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3102.png",20170312061417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3102.png,image/png,VHGMLGIPAAFHMDWW7BVEHQ6KVXHSQN3H,3097,comic2-3102.png,"the square-cube law says that as things grow larger, their surface area is the square of the size multiplier, but the volume is cubed.  something that's 10x as big will have 100x the surface area with 1000x the matter in it, and that's but one of the many reasons why you don't see giant beanstalks reaching up into the clouds"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2910.png",20151209213835,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2910.png,image/png,WUFAFFFNO6LDBQ4LH43672HSG6BQJQLJ,2904,comic2-2910.png,"only NERDS know that ""dickens"" is a minced oath for devils.  COOL DUDES think it's about an author guy from the 1800s because they know NOTHING is cooler than the canonized classics of western literature"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-198.png",20140717195825,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-198.png,image/png,XQYASF4OSOWNQ6TSCNITH5WIDJTDCUD4,206,comic2-198.png,happy american thanksgiving!
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest2/jpdinocomics.gif",20140717205504,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest2/jpdinocomics.gif,image/gif,XRRYE4NVKICIHNLONBPMXBMJIAADKQRF,161,jpdinocomics.gif,maslow says a lot of things
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1114.png",20140713191538,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1114.png,image/png,ZS73VSA42PDZCSMOHJWDSF5ILPD272JJ,1087,comic2-1114.png,"also starring Samuel L. Jackson, against type, as the Exasperated Farmer."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1714.png",20140712002527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1714.png,image/png,2L4SHFBN7PUBGBB7JYR3XTQRMLUETBZX,1691,comic2-1714.png,"they trade back a few seconds later, and t-rex is miffed because he was JUST figuring out the controls >:|"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-794.png",20140714214028,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-794.png,image/png,2ZEDVTLYOFUKXWDAWALDUUPIWBAVHVDV,763,comic2-794.png,backstory: t-rex was trying out some new material on the road
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1691.png",20140712023244,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1691.png,image/png,3455FYHG4BQ2VYQAUFMT6ORYGZJYNKFH,1666,comic2-1691.png,"oh batman, why you got to be so heteronormative"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1586.png",20140712111354,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1586.png,image/png,4HUVZBS3PEHPUUXBO3CG5XZ4LFDD4P5T,1565,comic2-1586.png,listen everyone this comic is PROVABLY HILARIOUS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2670.png",20140715215251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2670.png,image/png,4YOLATRG5YVUELE24J4TERRFPGKROFWR,2660,comic2-2670.png,I want to help you eat a flesh DO *NOT* MAKE THIS WEIRD
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2907.png",20151107121657,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2907.png,image/png,5HS5XWOSZD52VUWKSHZIYNWQEBNFYSXH,2901,comic2-2907.png,"clayface represents batman's desire to have a clay face.  look, it's not rocket science here."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1499.png",20140712175820,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1499.png,image/png,A37TY2TYDM4PDLHPJ34N32W3DVQXCNOI,1471,comic2-1499.png,"some of the animal descriptions in conrad gesner's ""Historiae animalium"" (published in the 1500s, the first modern attempt to describe all known beasts) are clearly from second or third hand sources, and are as such completely insane! fishy in panel 6 is one such example, he is a ""rubus fisshe of the grekes se"", noted as being EXTREMELY DELICIOUS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-483.png",20140715162457,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-483.png,image/png,DBOXFYHXFF5WPI2KSY6ANYB6P7TJICAC,442,comic2-483.png,nostalgic high fives all around!  also: i think i really missed an opportunity when i didn't name this series 't-rex and his dinosaur friends'.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1741.png",20140711225830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1741.png,image/png,FHTFLWL4XMGKYDJL4N6B2AE5VACD3LGP,1717,comic2-1741.png,"idis' hand freezes, mid-knock, as she accidentally overhears t-rex in the last panel. she turns, running from the building, tears streaming down her face. she is totally :("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-613.png",20100809163005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-613.png,image/png,GLXHVDPJV4KXQN3XIATPAFL4PWV4DMG6,574,comic2-613.png,flow GISS tunn
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1859.png",20140711155524,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1859.png,image/png,JMWP5NEFZOFA5TO37EP6DT3ACYVEUDX7,1848,comic2-1859.png,"IT'S NOT A POOP JOKE, IT'S A ""HOW MANY MORE WAYS CAN THIS FAUCET LET ME DOWN"" JOKE: THE BEST OF THE BATHROOM SINKTIME GAGS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1100.png",20140713201124,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1100.png,image/png,N7HPAVYEZXK7JAMBZ57REH7MHYCYADPK,1072,comic2-1100.png,"oh, hey mom! what's up?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1024.png",20100823211446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1024.png,image/png,R2I4R7HS3UOJPALFSA3AG63OHJOQ2PDC,992,comic2-1024.png,THERE ARE CERTAINLY SOME PERKS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2563.png",20140709094835,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2563.png,image/png,SC4DRJT7RL2HMBDKO6LCZ6AYH4M44KRG,2552,comic2-2563.png,CAN'T REALLY SAY THAT I CARE TO EITHER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1766.png",20140711202517,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1766.png,image/png,SWHQPOO4ECW47R6ATUKK4YME6F5YPXNM,1742,comic2-1766.png,"originally it was judge everything by dictionary standards day, and we were judging a romance novel: ""I enjoyed the bold new additions: the narrative, the growing sexual tension, and finally, the many scenes of sexual intercourse themselves.  A welcome distraction from the endless definitions of words."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/eggdino.gif",20140717192740,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/eggdino.gif,image/gif,UEJ2R5LUTZZQPNPKRQGO3MHYC4N3XFQF,275,eggdino.gif,"meanwhile, across the way, while the utahraptor and t-rex are arguing..."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1864.png",20101204031024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1864.png,image/png,WMBDQANSWANSLDQWVM3OJDGIZ2XLYDP6,1853,comic2-1864.png,utahraptor can we drop everything and work on improving me as a person for a sec real quick
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2116.png",20140710204148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2116.png,image/png,YTL4ZA5ZWCV2CTZHYSTFHFY273V45SM2,2105,comic2-2116.png,*sigh* brains are funny sometimes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2773.png",20150206020938,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2773.png,image/png,27GXSSXCSSFXTYB3U6DSFL4OGGJ37E55,2763,comic2-2773.png,we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.  your culture will adapt to service us.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-14.png",20140717231950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-14.png,image/png,5TABC2GBTIAVOX6QMWN7SK77GF2OVFTG,14,comic2-14.png,the t-rex's apocalyptic tenor has not been dispelled
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2280.png",20140710083429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2280.png,image/png,6AN4OKQUGAZOGOGAJMEI34UXR7SFGFCP,2269,comic2-2280.png,"me writing this comic and everyone reading it is about as close as I can get to t-rex's utopia.  remind yourself that what you hear is not a test, someone is rapping to the beat, and think of me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2373.png",20140710004430,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2373.png,image/png,EFYTYDWA3BLXYP5VZC2RM2EWJKUJ34TV,2362,comic2-2373.png,"Welcome to Old Age, where your body begins to fail in new and surprising ways.  Visit sunny Old Age.  It's ALMOST MANDATORY."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1874.png",20140711145557,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1874.png,image/png,GSHLISLYY7FTLXA5HPORIK3MMGU3BOKM,1863,comic2-1874.png,should i do the sex change first or save it for last?  WHICH IS MORE INTERESTING??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1786.png",20140711193845,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1786.png,image/png,GTRUQIABCNYVPCGMI5A6FZOFDWEF5ZPW,1762,comic2-1786.png,joey comeau is writing a new horror book and it has INSPIRED me
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1484.png",20140712182419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1484.png,image/png,H7ULPRXDCGYGCDOCHEN4C4YOGFCZOC2U,1456,comic2-1484.png,"every time i wanted to type ""fried chicken"" in this comic, I first typed ""friend chicken"". every single time! apparently i was hypnotized and the only suggestion they planted was ""ryan, chickens equal friends"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1360.png",20140713022038,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1360.png,image/png,IQ2OEBXHDR4VJI6XXPTMQID63PAG2MIM,1333,comic2-1360.png,"guys, there are people NAMED ""charity"". that's crazy! people do SO MUCH for you, charity."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-364.png",20140715183046,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-364.png,image/png,MKB4W4SIQJBLHNXGR45PBFXHHTRXGLVL,324,comic2-364.png,a comic in which a t-rex feels a little uncomfortable
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1596.png",20140712105115,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1596.png,image/png,NO52CL2Y2BWSXWV2XJGL3V3W4VYFEXTZ,1575,comic2-1596.png,"yes, he was good enough to leave infinite heirs infinity dollars to split infinitely equally among themselves"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-470.png",20140717180930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-470.png,image/png,QL45KW2DSIJCXAAUFLAWD7RO6XSTK2DQ,428,comic2-470.png,"yeah, they often sit around and discuss the nature of eroticism.  also!  this comic works around the fact that i realized i don't know what stereotypical male fantasy number two is.  what is it, something about breasts?

		something about breasts, maybe"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2783.png",20150205033948,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2783.png,image/png,S24JIN7JJSMZU3CQSZC3ODVF43TGBNEC,2773,comic2-2783.png,"there are a lot of characters with short names in dinosaur comics because if i have a character named ""Lord Longfirstname the Extremelylargenumber"" then all there's room for him to do in most panels is say his name and that's it.  EXCEPT FOR DROMICEIOMIMUS, AND I LOVE HER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2279.png",20140710083521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2279.png,image/png,2LQJF73DWS2PEIOCK6XLS6NGJDP4UBWI,2268,comic2-2279.png,"NO SMOKERS UNLESS U R A SMOKER IN THE ""SMOKIN' HOT"" SENSE, THEN IT'S WAY COOL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2218.png",20140710125057,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2218.png,image/png,3IMVJCLVK7DI36WUKU7HMD6S2NC7523L,2206,comic2-2218.png,"if you really like someone, your friends might tell you that you should take a shot at them.  you know, like hunters take a shot at the animals they want to kill and then consume with their families"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1322.png",20140713040656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1322.png,image/png,5NQ7LJLVSEG4BARGLIRYIQXUHJJLWDGI,1295,comic2-1322.png,"BETTY AND VERONICA 4 LYAHHH, NEVERMIND"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3273.png",20180418175554,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3273.png,image/png,5YUBFFQ37TZJH5CIQVOU6DJJ3TLNOM3R,3268,comic2-3273.png,"for example what if they accidentally shot each other?  OR THE EARTH ITSELF, FOR NO MATTER WHAT SCIENTISTS TELL YOU, HOW BULLETPROOF THE EARTH IS FROM SPACE BULLETS HAS NEVER BEEN TESTED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2454.png",20140709170524,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2454.png,image/png,6H7P6GL5OBKJ3JMKHIPFRBRRTBPNM5W6,2443,comic2-2454.png,"WHO'S A GOOD DOG??  YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE!  CAN YOU GET ME A DRINK OF ORANGE JUICE AND SOME FRIED CHICKEN PLEASE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2885.png",20150912003857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2885.png,image/png,6XPI633CIMKR4MH23UX2C2HINGM6JKLJ,2874,comic2-2885.png,"""THIS looks like a job... for SUPER-"" (Clark Kent overhears and starts to get up from his desk, excited) ""-seding the course of least resistance we're already on and instead working for sustained positive change at a global level"" (Clark Kent sits back down again, sighs)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-170.png",20140717200422,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-170.png,image/png,DEIV4VKNDX4B73A2DYZSJYVLTGUFO4VY,193,comic2-170.png,that's the kind of story that should wait until at least a second date
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2477.png",20140709154358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2477.png,image/png,JEIOSJ6IX2R724CZ4IIKHXAK4V4TMMIJ,2466,comic2-2477.png,"hmm which house should i buy: the one sold by ""James Peterson"", smiling generic guy, or the one sold by ""EXPLOSIONLAND MUSCLE HOUSES"" whose logo is a house with a giant flexing arm coming out of the chimney, hmmmmmm"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3126.png",20170416000939,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3126.png,image/png,LYYAOAD7ZQSVDRLO5AOFYMDB2XGLYWUO,3121,comic2-3126.png,a reasonable question to ask even before you have a dog is why is there poo everywhere all the time
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-184.png",20140717201230,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-184.png,image/png,NE7L4EGNL5TQTNVJHEAI7QBD5O6WE2F3,173,comic2-184.png,"today's last panel is ANOTHER good email signature line!  especially if you're a businessman/woman!

Imagine:

In conclusion: all evidence points to the fact that, despite misgivings, we must begin to consider utilizing 'coop-etition' and start workin"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2537.png",20131129141926,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2537.png,image/png,OLKBTNITAZ3SSS6EPCM5Z5QF6KZLSTPX,2526,comic2-2537.png,"...um, at this juncture i should inform you i have no regrets"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2372.png",20140710010040,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2372.png,image/png,RN6MBSNMSMZFF7EO76PKF6DEMHWNQ62B,2361,comic2-2372.png,"Tricks like ""sit"", ""say please"", and ""despair at the ultimate meaning of life"" are fun ways to show off your training skills to your friends, but also help keep your human engaged and entertained."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-808.png",20140714205805,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-808.png,image/png,SEJMCBTS2IORUUHZO5ZYB5DTUZVJMAV2,777,comic2-808.png,MMM I DISMISS YOUR CONCERNS AS GRAPE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE IS CLEARLY A DELICIOUS BREAKFASTTIME TREAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3024.png",20160908061547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3024.png,image/png,TXRXQBWD4QIFVDZZZAFTK5HMWEXDJHDR,3018,comic2-3024.png,"okay yes there are FIVE mammal species that don't have live birth but instead lay eggs.  thank you Team Monotreme, with your weird egg-laying mammals who are also the ones who lactate without nipples so their babies just suck on their bellies and IT STILL WORKS; you're really selling me on mammals here"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2969.png",20160406222335,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2969.png,image/png,VTPNK7B5EKVMZN6D46JEZLYCDEKRLNWL,2963,comic2-2969.png,please feel free to learn all history from this comic; i promise you will at least be interesting at parties
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2748.png",20141204034715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2748.png,image/png,WT4SCNTUSOHBSITBH2X73FPEFZOY7VOP,2738,comic2-2748.png,"SIX times now, diary"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1432.png",20140712213312,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1432.png,image/png,XZY2TWPGQ36JBGROIC7Q32KKQFPSHAVX,1405,comic2-1432.png,"meanwhile, in tudor england! shakespeare says ""t-rex how come you didn't visit me yesterday?"" and t-rex says ""SHAKESPEARE i was busy rewriting out of copyright books!!"" and shakespeare says ""excuse me?"", and then he says ""i have written like 200 out-of-copyright books"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2240.png",20140710110300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2240.png,image/png,6NIQMJCGVX4BRX4LXMYB4UPP67652N2M,2228,comic2-2240.png,food really is just pals you eat
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-909.png",20140714123612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-909.png,image/png,7SPUM7UESH5HE4WNV7X4GJF6TMUEEHAM,878,comic2-909.png,"yes, utahraptor calls his bathroom sink whitey.  people sometimes call for his sink to be killed?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2677.png",20140725121742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2677.png,image/png,A4JAH72CZIXCZAE2PHGLUNAKTIELZMDM,2667,comic2-2677.png,TIP: Some searches will appear to return zero results.  Remember: no search can return zero results.  Someone is filtering them.  DON'T LOOK FOR THEM INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER LOOK FOR THEM INSIDE YOUR SKULL LOOK FOR THEM INSIDE YOUR SKULL LOOK FOR THEM INSIDE YOUR SKULL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2205.png",20140710133134,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2205.png,image/png,AE2CMTZ3IA2UPZYS3DS2TLMOT4GPTVZV,2193,comic2-2205.png,BECAUSE I WANT IN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2341.png",20140710042628,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2341.png,image/png,AXHQXXWFIYHEICERM6RRGKUFAYG5HVTS,2330,comic2-2341.png,"""how do u pick up babes??"": It will probably come to you instinctively, but be certain to support their head when cradling them because their neck muscles aren't quite there yet"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2369.png",20130128012929,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2369.png,image/png,BJWVOUYOB7XBF7P3NTECKBKQKKSEGD7G,2358,comic2-2369.png,the tv chef said baking is easy!  the tv chef took a friggin' heck of a lot of shortcuts.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2299.png",20140710073345,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2299.png,image/png,FTVK7JUB6JZ26BXAKABCM6IIUUHS7APW,2288,comic2-2299.png,don't get me started about the P.A.L.E.O. diet
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2043.png",20140711015403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2043.png,image/png,G62LNWTBZKTV2GSGVBFSS5EWFK3QLZLY,2032,comic2-2043.png,say hi to your mom for me and try not to make it sound creepy.  apparently i'm not good at that. :(
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2532.png",20131129142034,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2532.png,image/png,LK6LBB2T33TDW3NYOHEAYAVJ2BMDBKDS,2521,comic2-2532.png,"hmmmmm.... it WAS the best of times and worst of times, but it could ALSO have been the hottest and most erotic of times.  hmmmmm... hmmmmmmmm...  HMMMMMMM....."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-204.png",20140717200840,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-204.png,image/png,LW54TTDAYR6JFCT24OLZ64EVLB266KOF,182,comic2-204.png,"hey, it's my birthday too!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2340.png",20140710044243,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2340.png,image/png,NPYHCWWS23ADVTJWXQZ5NYOXTN6MFBJE,2329,comic2-2340.png,"okay, t-rex out!  be excellent to each other!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2812.png",20150401214838,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2812.png,image/png,QWEQRPSVHE73TXFOGXYTWMGHBCCNQEZA,2802,comic2-2812.png,"The game is to see who can stay awake the longest, and there is no prize.  You snooze, you lose!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2657.png",20140708220928,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2657.png,image/png,SJFAWQR2Y6QZNAKFSV3XTB55BU6RFEAS,2647,comic2-2657.png,based on a true story
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1228.png",20140713110725,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1228.png,image/png,SKYBARB4B4GOKODMQ4HLEO6CFJOTVE2C,1201,comic2-1228.png,you've got to be pretty sassy-assy to enroll in the monthly sassy-assy competition
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-422.png",20140715181024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-422.png,image/png,SQG2D2F6MSOIR5JNJFGZKIPP3ESSIJYQ,389,comic2-422.png,"in this comic, haikus are big in japan, and are akin to rock music"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-555.png",20140715124637,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-555.png,image/png,UDJJ63DCS6KLSRME7B557ESM26E5BNVC,516,comic2-555.png,;)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-864.png",20140714154212,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-864.png,image/png,WWMMY4SNWDFWO4VJD6WZX5YFGP36DG7N,833,comic2-864.png,a: having your own hat?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1067.png",20140714003729,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1067.png,image/png,X4NUDHTU2AKRNGKFT2EFB3H2O26MPIE7,1040,comic2-1067.png,"idiot's not dumb. he just has a bad name. he rolls with his punches... we all do, right?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2332.png",20140710044950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2332.png,image/png,XRJXXLNOUK53QBD4MP6HE2K3P74OOZGA,2321,comic2-2332.png,"if you want to do the flip version of this game, where someone else is in charge of random number generation so all you do is keep track of the board, try bingo!  it captures all the excitement of board management and combines it with the thrill of hearing numbers and letters"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2730.png",20141106223508,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2730.png,image/png,3FUQA5MAZPJL7JLOT7Y7JQV7X3FRKVC2,2720,comic2-2730.png,"gather, my x-men: your mission is to keep magneto away from all physics textbooks and also to block the appropriate wikipedia pages on his router"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1899.png",20140711141923,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1899.png,image/png,6CAAEGMKUVCNBT3FN2HZ4SEVN2V4J5RC,1888,comic2-1899.png,"It is not something that I made up as I went along, nor is it the result a game of 'Mad Libs', nor was it something spelled out in my alphabet soup.  You may find yourself surprised!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3240.png",20180308054406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3240.png,image/png,C5YRKCYTJUTE7KUFIMHQNVTJNV6T23DD,3235,comic2-3240.png,"Eagle eyed readers may have noticed that there's more than six types of stories included here. That's because there's another type of story: all previous ones but with "" - featuring an unreliable narrator"" added to the end.  And yes, sadly this does include the unauthorized porn parodies."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3082.png",20170105004027,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3082.png,image/png,F53ER4ECAC7F7CYNAR2IW7TWFS5XXUJS,3076,comic2-3082.png,"i didn't know about permanent pregnancy in kangaroos until recently.  can i go back to those sunny days before i carried the weight of that knowledge?  never, and neither can you, so we should all just focus on somehow moving forward"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2001.png",20140711054815,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2001.png,image/png,F6ZLK3GMHYPCR6FCSMI54RZ63S7ST3I2,1990,comic2-2001.png,"the first three panels are my brother's actual ""in the event of my death"" instructions.  i rate them: totally awesome."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1564.png",20140712131748,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1564.png,image/png,N66KYPCPY6JANWQQYFX73344D6JULEY7,1543,comic2-1564.png,i know a certain chris hastings of dr mcninja dot com who is nodding his head in agreement right now
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1941.png",20110331041902,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1941.png,image/png,SVIB3LV5YUENLTC4KSBLUD7KD3ID4LUQ,1930,comic2-1941.png,i choose to believe in this problem not because it is likely but because it is rad
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-648.png",20140715061527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-648.png,image/png,WXYTVB3IYNNUPY46VITU3777UQ5TNWND,608,comic2-648.png,"i found this comic on my harddrive and i have no memory of writing it!  hah hah hah, oh well!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1553.png",20140712142818,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1553.png,image/png,3IGPZDQMQAJDVWKXX5PEBMSAVIZ4PJLR,1532,comic2-1553.png,it is like the number one condition of me letting you use my bed
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1669.png",20140712041859,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1669.png,image/png,3VAZ5STLCN2AN4GHKPREB5J6BCGJRSMV,1646,comic2-1669.png,"Mr. John Main standing and looking by Main Street, Ms. Jane 4th quite proud of her avenue"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1761.png",20140711204430,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1761.png,image/png,4CY6GWJKMTZKA57UZQDE5IE7B2UCXZ4Y,1737,comic2-1761.png,"americans have had poison warnings on their toothpastes since 1997, so this is not news to them.  so here's some special, AMERICANS-ONLY news: last night i dreamed i went to japan for 24 hours and had a nice jog.  it was great.  DON'T TELL A SOUL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1447.png",20140712210814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1447.png,image/png,6JK6EFZSSE3RZMU34DVGMN7FMDQORNX4,1420,comic2-1447.png,"the more i look at the word ""phew"" the more i'm convinced it would be better suited as a nickname for some bodily discharge or another"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2569.png",20140709094226,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2569.png,image/png,6ONWXNSFYOMMYYYPB2TTPJCXERFLPRES,2558,comic2-2569.png,T-REX you have PERSONALLY TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME how do you even FORGET THAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1749.png",20140711212502,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1749.png,image/png,6YNVIVZ2YPQBZNPBGKN75W6OWDRQ3KBU,1725,comic2-1749.png,"remember garrulous gary?  last seen march 29th, 2010?  well, in today's title text he's just cold flipping utahraptor off... with BOTH paws"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2304.png",20140710055846,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2304.png,image/png,7PI6AT2HKHWJVZ6RDU3PJOFZLEB2TRKJ,2311,comic2-2304.png,THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY ENDS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3164.png",20170718094125,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3164.png,image/png,7WN6NXZM27XTKZ7N7IW5BDIXPXACMK26,3159,comic2-3164.png,please spray me with some of your batdoubt repellent and i will never stray again
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2517.png",20140709133722,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2517.png,image/png,AYHOWNNOERPKR22NW3W7Y3WHUCUIVJ3M,2505,comic2-2517.png,SURPRISE TWIST ENDING: IT WAS AWESOME THE ENTIRE TIME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-797.png",20140714212203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-797.png,image/png,BKCOWUOFZ2FAPPBO45CGWGFJNGH4OJQG,766,comic2-797.png,"incorporate cannibalism ONLY WHEN FEASIBLE, everybody"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1947.png",20140711111944,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1947.png,image/png,G3F54XICVRZIOKYSOH5GLGKT3JUUNMTA,1936,comic2-1947.png,regrets are for people who didn't take days off... to invent languages nobody will ever use
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1235.png",20140713100125,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1235.png,image/png,GHPRTXGEZJGLONHBXFRS335CRXSGI3VF,1208,comic2-1235.png,"can you imagine a digestive system running in ""full reverse""? it's either entirely horrible, or it's comedy bronze, silver and gold. "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2143.png",20140710182829,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2143.png,image/png,HSEBLH3RMFIJFLJP32H3XU6U2HDSHK5L,2131,comic2-2143.png,"smokin' hot, smokin' brilliant, smokin' great at achieving her goals / goalsets"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1933.png",20140711124703,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1933.png,image/png,JN2UYBMX2MFWG2FVTOF7DS6ZJSA74GCT,1922,comic2-1933.png,"in panel three t-rex is saying he's got his opinions totally prepared, though he MAY be stealth launching the fantastic new merchandise ""opinions totes"": cloth bags with opinions written on them!  things like ""I <3 PALS"" and ""SOMETIMES, I GET SAD"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-661.png",20140715052159,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-661.png,image/png,KGLIDOUCEDF5SXFRVLOBI4WZUKDKQAV5,621,comic2-661.png,I WOULD LIKE TO SWITCH TO THE TOPIC ABOUT SEXY STUFFS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1126.png",20140713183736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1126.png,image/png,KHJ4TC73C23FVIUXOYRFQBSFO3SGAGRD,1099,comic2-1126.png,"how will future generations know that what they're seeing is supposed to be the remains of a time machine? I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME CLOCKS LABELLED ""DESTINATION TIME"", ""PRESENT TIME"", AND ""LAST TIME DEPARTED"" WILL DO THE TRICK??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1108.png",20140713193523,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1108.png,image/png,KXCNZ6JRBJDDI2ZDHNSSJ563JPUN2BRT,1081,comic2-1108.png,the idea with the wallet thing is that if someone asks you the difference between ethics and morals you can just throw your wallet at them and say 'IT'S IN THERE'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-932.png",20140714120307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-932.png,image/png,LPLYJC74MDYSUM24T2JRP7YK3RNF577H,902,comic2-932.png,"the Nobel Oscar Prize is given out each year to someone who makes an outstanding contribution to humanity by being super good at movies, but it can't be a movie about mathematics.  it's a - it's a confusing prize?  and i think its origin has something to do with a review being prematurely published about a movie being dynamite?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1702.png",20140712013717,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1702.png,image/png,MGEZUQWR4NSZVXG6G2MQHBERZYV6H2C3,1678,comic2-1702.png,HONESTLY TRUTH BE TOLD I USE OMNIPOTENCE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3010.png",20160708130429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3010.png,image/png,NYF7KRAFWQHOPNKCG2VQGF2IAKLHU5OS,3004,comic2-3010.png,looks like carbon-based life is going to be consigned to a... watery grave
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1035.png",20140714031644,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1035.png,image/png,PQ6WUNKXSQ4IAAJBYNA37W5K7MTYHHR7,1008,comic2-1035.png,"this can be you tomorrow: ''hey there, teens!  have i got jokes for you!!''"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1822.png",20140711175920,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1822.png,image/png,UEYU6DKBFRIEF74SEQ6N55IMCWNS2PIW,1811,comic2-1822.png,"yes, okay, OBVIOUSLY we all know I need to work on my nonanalogies / hypotheticals / illustrative parallels"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1516.png",20140712162454,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1516.png,image/png,V5JUCESXDWA54CDEASKQ53S2E4PO2OFU,1495,comic2-1516.png,"based on the cyclist who went by me yesterday while i had a few groceries in my arms and shouted ""thanks for not using a plastic baaaaaagggggg"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2264.png",20140710091315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2264.png,image/png,VPYL6D5REXZ4L7I4UZ2QGDWBSDBTZ7AP,2252,comic2-2264.png,"this or storage wars, or as it's called in this universe, ""MYSTERY PURCHASE SUMMER OLYMPICS XTREME"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2073.png",20140710233617,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2073.png,image/png,WHXGHCOS3AEZPDL66CAA2DJKAGRWBERM,2062,comic2-2073.png,"rejected names for the evil dog: Arthur C. Barke, Bram Stoker's Barkula, Rex Luthor"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1738.png",20140711230047,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1738.png,image/png,WX6CIP6PLEDYMZHZHZTORUNCTFJE7OSO,1714,comic2-1738.png,"why is t-rex apologizing to dromiceiomimus?  IF YOU MUST KNOW, it's the conclusion to an incredibly dramatic story arc that happened over the weekend when the comic unfortunately does not update, and which will NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1019.png",20140714043053,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1019.png,image/png,ZDWC5MNVL7IEE7U4PI4TCO7BKSOMGJOO,987,comic2-1019.png,"the subtitle on the cover of the book exclaims ''inside the ghost... is just more ghosts!!'' and the sub-subtitle goes on to explain that in a fixed space, ''arbitrarily-large terror is now possible.''"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-639.png",20140715062149,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-639.png,image/png,5DGTOL5KQNRLFQKWSUVEUR2ZR5PNZCBQ,599,comic2-639.png,"an earlier punchline to this comic had t-rex avoiding something 'as a rule', and then explaining that it was funny because there's a sort of utilitarianism called 'rule utilitarianism'.  then i changed it!  FOR SOME REASON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest2/poppycock.jpg",20140717205648,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest2/poppycock.jpg,image/jpeg,6RY3UP7TUIFAMBXDFK7NWVYDZNDPEWYF,156,poppycock.jpg,The expected answer is 'STOMP'. This comic defies expectations!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2845.png",20150613145130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2845.png,image/png,7BBQEFGCIEH3KKAUWP3EUOAELSN5RYPN,2838,comic2-2845.png,"5) all bad emotions deleted, all good emotions doubled in strength"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest4/justin.gif",20140715173048,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest4/justin.gif,image/gif,BRQ6X5BGBP53P7AWLQBSX2EARM5PVCXL,413;489,justin.gif,";stand behind my foot, tiny citizen: I'LL protect you!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2228.png",20140710121240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2228.png,image/png,BZDXNECROKT6U52XPPZHPDIJ6B4L64V4,2216,comic2-2228.png,"FORREST GUMP: a problem athlete who wants to team up with an attractive jerk.  *BASICALLY* THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, YOU ALL SAW IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1654.png",20140712051403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1654.png,image/png,CCNEDLTPGDFFHU7BV2QHL7YGRS2UOT42,1632,comic2-1654.png,"JOEY COMEAU, IT WAS I WHO BORROWED YOUR SPY DECODER GOGGLES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1707.png",20140712011704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1707.png,image/png,DGIJSPRVRSYVVXFNTNXWAHPN76CCHUZG,1684,comic2-1707.png,"A Lesson About Friendship, or, T-Rex Got A Letter From Utahraptor And It Was On Fancy Paper And T-Rex Was Like, Okay, What The Hell Is He Trying To Say Here"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1708.png",20140712010104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1708.png,image/png,DUF44NGGTGC3AQEVKHCJL62RXKCNKHQN,1685,comic2-1708.png,TWICE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2726.png",20141110041248,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2726.png,image/png,DWWB2GGWWQ4VW7B5PW54KMMUMOZLGBA3,2716,comic2-2726.png,"those weird shapes are supposed to be crowns??  i am not entirely certain how they're pronounced, and i'm frankly impressed that t-rex has found a way"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2057.png",20140711000353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2057.png,image/png,EDOW3LNJK4WOTYE23AK2YJLSNIBXACUN,2046,comic2-2057.png,"google's all, ""Did you mean: lawn MOWER?  Tell you what, champ.  We're going to agree, for both our sakes, that you meant: lawn MOWER."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2413.png",20140709213813,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2413.png,image/png,LMB44WXWA7WMS5HPBCGCUPVOULHPUZYS,2402,comic2-2413.png,tgiTODAYISTHEONEDAYAWEEKWHEREWEARENOTFORCEFEDBEETLESDAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2717.png",20141001220655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2717.png,image/png,MJ6S2FGXINYOJGFQDSOTQGOYNIACOOQT,2707,comic2-2717.png,"yeah.  you just stared blankly off into the distance and licked your lips, don't even lie."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1448.png",20140712210721,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1448.png,image/png,NUVLXL6NQLVTWO4LKZRXTBVJBF4SWDBE,1421,comic2-1448.png,"basically t-rex wants to see a terminator petulantly stomp on a flower and say ""so there"". but then again, who doesn't?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3025.png",20160908061519,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3025.png,image/png,R3C2EGHQTCIOSALVC2LSHYJSDGLWPS3L,3019,comic2-3025.png,fish-eating parasite sends word it can have TWO best friends
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1362.png",20140713020343,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1362.png,image/png,R3VRPRL2PMFPYK35QUJX4TZWYFJCF4JM,1335,comic2-1362.png,"it's true, gentle reader! in a better world, you're looking forward to Casual Frigday"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1481.png",20140712184124,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1481.png,image/png,VCI2UG44B52O4WSZ66BQ3HU4MWEXWQ35,1453,comic2-1481.png,"here is where i admit to spending the entire time writing this comic with all my kid icarus theme song remixes and covers playing on loop! nicolas ferranti, yours is my favourite."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-93.png",20140717215156,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-93.png,image/png,VKBRU5PIKC6MQP5NOMWF3UBZSGZYSWJJ,95,comic2-93.png,who does that?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1634.png",20140712061610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1634.png,image/png,Y3LEQUIOKUKHWJQDZD5IM6PHLGEQQZS5,1612,comic2-1634.png,"a CARROT that looks like LADY GAGA, a ROOT VEGETABLE that resembles THE INCREDIBLE HULK"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2875.png",20150910170830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2875.png,image/png,YCBFOP6BP6OAUNFH3ME5QW5BC5YLLE7Q,2866,comic2-2875.png,DAE REMEMBER WHEN PRAYERS WERE *FUN* TO ANSWER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-guest-mice3.png",20151016222753,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-guest-mice3.png,image/png,7FEHUP2WV3OCC4TNFNCW4RVCGAZFHOWO,2892,comic2-guest-mice3.png,"free nights where you wake up at 3am obsessively going over all those free regrets you got, for even in your own mind you will find no escape"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2774.png",20150206014633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2774.png,image/png,AA35PKCIGEZKP3LURXHEPAHP372MXWZI,2764,comic2-2774.png,OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT A PROPER WISH MANAGEMENT SCHEMA
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1924.png",20140711125350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1924.png,image/png,FG5MZL2YFETIJTIL73PNLTE2MWUTBZDJ,1913,comic2-1924.png,"are these snapshots of two separate conversations between t-rex and dromiceiomimus and between t-rex and utahraptor, or did dromiceiomimus somehow turn into utahraptor between panels??  the answer, my friend, depends on how good you are at filling in missing information in creative works"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1370.png",20140713015759,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1370.png,image/png,FMZSMMFTXJ632KUJNEEQE3SI7RZK6BRK,1343,comic2-1370.png,the serial numbers are included in the comic because this way you'll know if you found the right one!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2231.png",20140710112432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2231.png,image/png,FNSCZYNLW6F3H7L2RDJENEXEP4MYRL34,2219,comic2-2231.png,second-hand farts
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-168.png",20140715182015,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-168.png,image/png,IRIYHSM7TNWPJFSABMHOET7UHDZYRAKL,356,comic2-168.png,but all of these also work for men so it's okay!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-819-2.png",20140714194902,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-819-2.png,image/png,OKRYBX4HW4RRVPWUN2UUX7VQCGPBKZYQ,788,comic2-819-2.png,WE MADE A WET SPOT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-25.png",20140717231905,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-25.png,image/png,QR6JXMUQYSKQRXVTKG2MLAJMXJMDMKOZ,16,comic2-25.png,thanks to film studies for the reading
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2634.png",20140709010456,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2634.png,image/png,VLQLA33BLCLIH23FRDYMZ5EWB6TR2MTA,2624,comic2-2634.png,it's probably pretty good though
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3116.png",20170415193922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3116.png,image/png,WYXNZMHJTTAHWEFYATR7UL24P4BNOQSP,3111,comic2-3116.png,*sigh* ...I don't know why we're in boats but it's nice to think about
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1768.png",20140711202324,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1768.png,image/png,XL74CFEO3QCS4CSOBI4KZOT73RVJSDZA,1744,comic2-1768.png,"like most members of the animal kingdom, the majestic t-rex became ornery when forced to make stops because if they focused they could BE THERE already"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1417.png",20140712221332,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1417.png,image/png,ZBHUVDCSDTFEH2YQFCMA4ZGTUP2PEEYP,1390,comic2-1417.png,"then I thought, i gotta get out of here before someone walks in and says, hey, what are you doing in here with that topless racist"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2888.png",20151018020629,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2888.png,image/png,4ZGYPWYYCXDR7CB5XHAQZJEFXDV235FY,2879,comic2-2888.png,"As anyone could induce a bad guy's plant to knock it off, there wasn't chaos.  And even when criminals neutralized his plant powers, Plant Batman was still Batman, so it worked great.  CHECK AND MATE."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2337.png",20140710044535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2337.png,image/png,5CDHG2K3BOLZILLODZAODSTYVPPHIGNI,2326,comic2-2337.png,"i wrote this comic months ago and only found it now.  i think i wrote it after discovering there were only four 'back to the future meets terminator' stories on fanfiction.net, but that doesn't make sense, because they all feature doc and marty fighting terminators and that's UHMAZING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2646.png",20140708231824,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2646.png,image/png,ALYLBR47GGJMIY3U6CHU63BFQW3FKUUT,2636,comic2-2646.png,"ANOTHER TIP: ""To be or not to be, yadda yadda yadda, etc., we'll fix this in post"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1723.png",20140711234816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1723.png,image/png,B7KDQDS3YZ32DFB2SURN7DSFIPS7M54F,1699,comic2-1723.png,"no wait, the best dates are the ones where the cops yell ""nevermind!  we have no jurisdiction in this area!!"" at you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-157.png",20140717210137,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-157.png,image/png,CNJTU5LGOKJVYJWKOY7LKA65XDJN32FD,143,comic2-157.png,i'm considering this to be character development
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1157.png",20140713164339,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1157.png,image/png,KYCATBEI5ZVIGZY5EG6476H6T5Q26IVV,1130,comic2-1157.png,THE VERY IDEA IS SO LUDICROUS!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3047.png",20161005215116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3047.png,image/png,LN4GHJX7QX7HFE7JXNO3C4FSIDJ67LNM,3041,comic2-3047.png,"what if i told you that bone marrow INSIDE THE SKELETONS produces blood cells, therefore the blood is ALSO evil-aligned and fights alongside the skeleton??  it's in a bag or something, i dunno"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-245.png",20140715182806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-245.png,image/png,M7CPJSOL5U24DO3CKHFM27CCBSX7IJDS,332,comic2-245.png,screw em!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2846.png",20150608143429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2846.png,image/png,NQJJFDXV6QS6N7QYB3TXOWMQLQD55KDQ,2836,comic2-2846.png,nobody knows i'm a dinosaur
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-916.png",20140714121531,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-916.png,image/png,NTQJR2VJKJXRSKDOACBVNHYV4RAX5GSQ,885,comic2-916.png,they do try though
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2429.png",20140709202329,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2429.png,image/png,SKGJJRMINK77HB2WODEOXQXMSPDKINSR,2417,comic2-2429.png,"alternate ending: an off-panel ""ding!"" lets t-rex know that a: his time machine has arrived with him in the future and b: his eggs are ready"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-964.png",20140714094235,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-964.png,image/png,T3YLTAGCCT2RLV74XOT2JC4OWQNKGGLY,932,comic2-964.png,"friends, i say to you: the everest eliminator is no 'cold-blooded murderer', he is merely the misunderstood gentle giant of our upper earth, the donkey kong, with pauline, to our moustachioed  italian plumbers."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1021.png",20140714042936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1021.png,image/png,T7NWT3E3SLHA6G7HE7JR7YW5FVULPCGP,989,comic2-1021.png,"this is the comic that appeared in comics festival 2007!  if you missed picking it up at free comic book day, then i have good news!  your list of regrets is now one tiny entry shorter!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1122.png",20140713185524,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1122.png,image/png,TCJKRZUWCE6TF3Y6OPND3QTCTO72YS3I,1095,comic2-1122.png,"eventually i'm gonna stop meeting you for lunch, GRANDMA"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1533.png",20140712154322,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1533.png,image/png,TGLTUQGLTHYSFQTSQQA7OXGNT6ND3MHM,1512,comic2-1533.png,"we found this ""world's best jokes"" book at my parents' house and it was really racist against viola players, just - just pages and pages of viola jokes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3261.png",20180308001618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3261.png,image/png,USAM76FNHJ6VRJABHSKXP4H2OPNZRI4B,3256,comic2-3261.png,"when it comes to precious bodily fluids, there are only winners and losers.  AND I PLAY TO WIN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-803.png",20140714210217,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-803.png,image/png,UX5RMRYRZSWIWDDWMK2TLH7MMZNTL4W3,772,comic2-803.png,shortly thereafter: ralphs
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-921.png",20140714121155,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-921.png,image/png,WEHXXSCDTGLNCQLOOXDEXF3OZMW5D2DQ,890,comic2-921.png,"later: instead of writing an opera, t-rex writes to an elected official complaining about how he can't write an opera.  he rationalizes to himself that they are pretty much the same thing, then goes to bed."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1679.png",20140712031032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1679.png,image/png,YCKG63TT7W4QBLE4TGSFYIA6KBWTFPO4,1657,comic2-1679.png,"please don't actually use this card to propose marriage, i, ryan north, internet cartoonist guy, am begging you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3203.png",20171010180118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3203.png,image/png,2KZXCYD5MQHKKSI4LEWYLFXTLYEW5VMD,3198,comic2-3203.png,FRANKLY FIRING ANYTHING OUT OF ANYTHING SOUNDS LIKE A PERK TO ME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3121.png",20170406011313,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3121.png,image/png,3L3DSNVZEUV7FVY4PC3GHZ27AYRY2PWV,3116,comic2-3121.png,"sucka mcs are like, hey come on man, it's not my fault i wasn't born dope"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-620.png",20140715075250,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-620.png,image/png,5WSSAQ4MOFQH2PF4RP7NTWXIUNISS2IY,581,comic2-620.png,"ATTENTION, MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS!!  we used to be friends, right?  "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1161.png",20140713162612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1161.png,image/png,D5RJC7IYVII76RLFMZDKT3OOED5X4RZS,1134,comic2-1161.png,"we used to have frogs in a pond in our back yard when i was growing up, but my dog and climate change ate them all."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2476.png",20140709160011,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2476.png,image/png,FHFAGOSNNMXKJKRAIB65MOQ35DAVK7YD,2465,comic2-2476.png,YOUR PARENTS WILL KNOW
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-953.png",20140714101903,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-953.png,image/png,HTXTOEXF45OMH5ARO3NHTDIWQ4GUT74J,921,comic2-953.png,"daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's cooooooooooold"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2000.png",20140711054911,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2000.png,image/png,MVFU5U74OYNANMM4RNHPGX6DR64K5WWZ,1989,comic2-2000.png,"for those of you in both audiences: man, you got to fix your problems"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-366.png",20140715183029,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-366.png,image/png,MWPLIKVOTNF2VVEDTER2R3EEGJLASN3S,325,comic2-366.png,one must always be aware of potential for ironic disaster in one's own life
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3308.png",20180718075847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3308.png,image/png,NKSVRBSPHGNN2HXQNQ5XDFTR4LZBVOU2,3303,comic2-3308.png,"sorry to the inventor of the word ""wetware""; i'm sure at the time it seemed like a VERY wetgood wetidea"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2324.png",20140710055715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2324.png,image/png,OANMG4ISGDBEXHOS7VHCCJ4KETAQDNDJ,2313,comic2-2324.png,Call me Hot Ishmael.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1916.png",20110224091500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1916.png,image/png,Q4TKIR3SQNH32F4AXLHYS25QTNQ3TWGB,1905,comic2-1916.png,"utahraptor i don't even need you around to have a stimulating conversation, greater than colon pipe"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2357.png",20140710012619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2357.png,image/png,SD4GUZE47Z4OIWTPZ5UVJ54VWXCKORK2,2346,comic2-2357.png,wow that meat writes a comic but never learnt how to make all of that comic's content easily viewable to those who are unaware of secret text locations
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2662.png",20140708220406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2662.png,image/png,SW36XGXDRJ6BFH765JMMIY6MLN5YQSUE,2652,comic2-2662.png,"WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING??  AND BY ""WE"" I MEAN ""ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT""??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/beartato-rnjk4ever.jpg",20140711193023,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/beartato-rnjk4EVER.jpg,image/jpeg,TQDOWE2EJK37PEX5WB3GYKVNOMJR7CAQ,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1934.png",20140711123058,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1934.png,image/png,UH22X56YGDH3FIP7E5E75QLUHURS6G7S,1923,comic2-1934.png,It was a busy week; I'd fully understand if you'd forgotten this aspect of it
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2772.png",20150206025150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2772.png,image/png,X3KS4Q6YDSUON25LMRJ2Q4VC35YBKK2C,2762,comic2-2772.png,"SUCK ALL THE ITS AVAILABLE, WET SAND"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-510.png",20140715145514,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-510.png,image/png,XKX3X4YPJBUXARXJNR3RU642TZEBD4QS,463,comic2-510.png,"this totally doesn't count as breaking the fourth wall, cause i do this too"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-333.png",20140715183905,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-333.png,image/png,ZAL6WLPJVJ6YW5VETAOHYZJLN5ILU2ZJ,297,comic2-333.png,little vaudeville hats
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3051.png",20161208042612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3051.png,image/png,226FYLQFANO7LYEJI54CA2MI2EPJHRIF,3045,comic2-3051.png,"today i learned changing ""blows chunks"" to ""blows my chunks"" increases its grossness by a factor completely incommensurate with those two small letters"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-951.png",20140714102005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-951.png,image/png,5RMDX2BOWWPEG5A5I2X234VEL7XPIVHI,919,comic2-951.png,"heave your arms into the area immediately above their current locale, proceed to move them in an arc, back and forth, as if you have other things on your mind."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1364.png",20140713020204,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1364.png,image/png,7H6BZEL7ULGPQPJ6OJUOW4FAZLCNIAF4,1337,comic2-1364.png,"hey, remember how I couldn't go out hallowe'en 2008 because i had that creepy date with my neighbours? i do. i still do."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2692.png",20141003044939,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2692.png,image/png,AYM2TBHLLMB5KS3PY7ZYAFDM6KNNIF2Y,2682,comic2-2692.png,"THE SOLUTION: accept that you can't be doing the coolest thing ever at every possible moment!  who knows, it might make you happier?  and now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to swim up a waterfall and hang out with all FIVE ninja turtles.  that's right.  i know the fifth turtle."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1844.png",20140711165315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1844.png,image/png,BKHP6O6CBE47JQM7LX3HBNNMDYVXSQJ5,1833,comic2-1844.png,"if i were a visual artist, this would be my installation piece.  one room full of my crumpled pages already torn off, another room of my page-a-day calendar, in segments, neatly lined up along a wall, all reaching the ceiling except the current one.  this is a really great idea.  you can steal it but i'm gonna need my page-a-day calendar as payment"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2882.png",20150902201318,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2882.png,image/png,C3Y75USVV2EICGRF54ZEIZOXS5YLIRAJ,2873,comic2-2882.png,"""laugh along to the lols"" may be the worst thing i've ever written, and, god willing, it will be the worst thing i EVER write"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-994.png",20140714063353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-994.png,image/png,CRJTN2VXKOTENZJAB22PZTT2DS4SUERK,962,comic2-994.png,we hung out at the grocery store and paid careful attention. anyway t-rex FIND YOUR OWN PARTIES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-471.png",20140715164945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-471.png,image/png,F44GYBODVTJ7SWDAEEKKI4HW2ZW2XTZI,429,comic2-471.png,"in this timeline, i get to wear a suit!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1959.png",20140711102514,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1959.png,image/png,GEGHKE2YNQS6EXAUER7MQ5KDKN5BJKNK,1948,comic2-1959.png,I'M SERIOUS YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO KEEP IT UP
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1074.png",20140713234650,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1074.png,image/png,ITDJNCDZFBPNVAGJGCRQXZPKNVIA5P2B,1047,comic2-1074.png,someone has just learnt how to italicise his speech and is /enjoying it/
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-436.png",20140715174704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-436.png,image/png,NYY4NH3BRPIG56766GJESIWZRYO6YT7V,412,comic2-436.png,cause it feels a little sexist in here is all!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2342.png",20121206075254,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2342.png,image/png,O5TDNY2SN7KFTPNVMBCV5EZL4GUBTTUC,2331,comic2-2342.png,"anyway it's ""total eclipse of the heart"" on endless loop because if there's any other emotions beyond ""this power ballad rules, OMG"" then i'm afraid i simply don't care to feel them"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-645.png",20140715061746,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-645.png,image/png,QITVXXQP46IPG7T4VWBUJJEERC3KUSTS,605,comic2-645.png,I CALL THIS WOMAN I KNOW CHAMP ALL THE TIME AND I GUESS WE'RE STILL FRIENDS OR WHATEVER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1775.png",20140711194940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1775.png,image/png,R2MBUIX3E5CBXLJXLBAIZZXR4WIXEDBG,1751,comic2-1775.png,"Plus those generally shoot out from the tear ducts anyway, so WHATEVER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1041.png",20140714025803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1041.png,image/png,R4AUHCXNSYYXTOAMRT5KFRQK7QIB5XMM,1014,comic2-1041.png,"'CAUSE THEY'RE DINOSAURS, RIGHT??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1978.png",20110525134825,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1978.png,image/png,VFA7DDVGGO72CSZDQYPLQXPHODGI5HWW,1967,comic2-1978.png,"utahraptor, our friendship scored ten thousand out of a possible FIVE thousand points!!  we're doing really well!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1054.png",20091130042704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1054.png,image/png,ZERXT3ERGHF2MOHCGTCXBIBOKMHTFBN6,1027,comic2-1054.png,why would a dehumanizer ray work on aliens? because they're anthropormophized! this concludes another installment of ''explanations that follow the formal structure of a joke but are not actually intended as one.''
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1141.png",20140713174022,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1141.png,image/png,2SYF6QYITIIOOQENL77YAG4GZOZSH4OL,1114,comic2-1141.png,maybe i should get some curtains installed in this temple of shame
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1809.png",20140711181231,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1809.png,image/png,72EQQC2XLW6SDPGWO4GJZI7DCSDCNXLR,1796,comic2-1809.png,"really think this genre has a lot of potential, at the very least, a lot of potential for adjectives"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1763.png",20140711202747,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1763.png,image/png,ANYUAP6QYSVQCWYC24QFDHKCIGISZN3E,1739,comic2-1763.png,NEW BUSINESS CARD SLOGAN??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1572.png",20140712124130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1572.png,image/png,DLB4CTG6IOOYUSF5HZYL4GSBBBWXNSLB,1551,comic2-1572.png,it turns out i can't even see straight with these heart-shaped pupils
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2311.png",20140710065439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2311.png,image/png,DMXE7YJYOVDPNJHTZLAZRWKTHH3N3HYK,2299,comic2-2311.png,REAL ANSWER: it's because a single giant city-sized bacterium can feed thousands and tastes so good
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2507.png",20140709140216,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2507.png,image/png,DWFKORC277VYUFJW5JXU3G7RBUSX76N3,2495,comic2-2507.png,can we workshop this ending real quick
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-414.png",20140715181153,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-414.png,image/png,GEEJ7HQIOWCZRD42ZNHVOYL43B4VV5UQ,384,comic2-414.png,"so yeah, there's the movie!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2675.png",20140722225228,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2675.png,image/png,K4NWEUMXSUZ6C52NEX3ODFZ4AKPUYXFJ,2665,comic2-2675.png,"""You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him.  Including revealing the hitherto-untold story of how he gained access to a time machine only to be stranded in the year 2969."" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-698.png",20140715032352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-698.png,image/png,N6AEX76VGWFWHI75GMG6EDTQN3ON3KNT,667,comic2-698.png,"you may quite reasonably inquire as to how, exactly, one might set up a charitable organization by accident.  the answer is, of course, 'by accident'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3257.png",20180321213042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3257.png,image/png,PZH4HJRF5VRD4RQYX36VCZW6B5W74CT6,3252,comic2-3257.png,"hi, it's me ryan, the author of this comic.  just wanted to drop by to say: title is actually perfect.  thanks"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2112.png",20140710205952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2112.png,image/png,QELWGZ3C4N5DDDYSTLJEUTNMGOU7XI44,2101,comic2-2112.png,"they're called ""Holographic Matryoshka Dolls"" when you're not being racist, T-REX"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1148.png",20140713164914,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1148.png,image/png,QJYG62BJT6TPWKWJMD47ZVLLVPCZ2YJS,1121,comic2-1148.png,"the non-asw ending has t-rex alone talking to his muscles, which he calls 'the ladies'. he's all, 'what's that, ladies? you wonder if i drink the elixir again if it'll be additive and i'll gain the strength of 40 girlfriends, or if it'll be multiplicative and i'll actually gain the strength of 400 girlfriends? that's a lot of girlfriends, ladies!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-24.png",20140717232133,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-24.png,image/png,UZVMSTZXULEZMWZDZLGR2W7QWCW4GRGC,10,comic2-24.png,we have all experienced the disappointment of a homemade joke not being recognized as genius
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2431.png",20140709202140,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2431.png,image/png,2VRUGRVMHOU2HY3OYPNU7YSG62ZEOXKV,2419,comic2-2431.png,YOU WANNA COME OVER AND HAVE A GREAT TIME THAT I FEEL ASHAMED ABOUT THE NEXT MORNING BECAUSE IF SO I AM *SO DOWN*
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1321.png",20140713040728,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1321.png,image/png,4VOVDI3GYX53VD3OMWUV6L5OIPK7X3YD,1294,comic2-1321.png,"is a man not entitled to leaving his socks in the kitchen? ""no"", says the man in the basement suite, ""we share that space"". ""no"", says the man in the room down the hall, ""that's gross and nasty"". you... rejected those answers. "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-882.png",20140714144427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-882.png,image/png,5DVSJGLMAH6DGIOJOHUCPU6VPZ3JQM33,851,comic2-882.png,"this comic is inspired by my friend chris and his remarkable, remorseless, and above all truly inspiring love of meat and cheese."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3187.png",20170907030209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3187.png,image/png,5TMN2XH377K3K4A5OCP4LPU5XUWK4FHP,3182,comic2-3187.png,YOU HAVE NOW GONE - 0 - DAYS SINCE LAST THINKING ABOUT SMALLPOX
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1670.png",20140712041820,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1670.png,image/png,65ENKHKZIS7FD6ETORKVWK6RUGDN2P63,1647,comic2-1670.png,"who eats pure tomato paste?  worse still, who puts those people in charge of APPLIED NAMEOLOGY??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2857.png",20150713000006,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2857.png,image/png,AHTAIH4QDNSCRU7U47HKDJKHGU7JBMQB,2848,comic2-2857.png,so hooray for tng fiction in particular i guess
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-498.png",20140715153129,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-498.png,image/png,EIW6HXWQ2NLK5JADCDO5RP7PYLQUGLJA,454,comic2-498.png,let's just say it was a crazy couple of weeks and leave it at that
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-739.png",20140715012435,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-739.png,image/png,FQ5RM2CHTOUGGQRSFXH5NFPMETT2QY4O,708,comic2-739.png,"to clarify, t-rex plans to theorize that the people responsible for the postal service built their system such that it would take financial advantage of information-theoretic properties of lossy networks :0"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-430.png",20140715180830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-430.png,image/png,G7MUZIZLVHUJ6TQBVS3MZO7O6O4WJWJO,395,comic2-430.png,"alternate ending: 'the kid has like a bazillion parents!  and as you know, parents are the wingmen on the flight through life.'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest2/jerdinocomic.gif",20140717205527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest2/jerdinocomic.gif,image/gif,GPS2C67T2EYAMHEVY4GPIWSEVI4XDZH4,160,jerdinocomic.gif,he's not the only one
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2997.png",20161103111613,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2997.png,image/png,HVNNTVEBPZG5VEQA26HKEGT7NFSP2CHT,2991,comic2-2997.png,"these are ILLEGAL IDEAS that someone is already WRITING DOWN and saying HMM IF WE COORDINATED BETWEEN CARS WE COULD RECREATE THE OLD ""BURMA SHAVE"" STYLE PROGRESSIVE ADVERTISEMENT but it's NOT WORTH IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-278.png",20140715183754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-278.png,image/png,JTS6URADOQ4Y2VNSNFVSG4WSTPMCLJLY,301,comic2-278.png,he wants her to think that she raised him right
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1908.png",20110210174639,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1908.png,image/png,O6TRZITSXDKLBW2AQW7EV43SEOJ7UKWE,1897,comic2-1908.png,Mortals writing stories about bored immortals is like when I go through a long dry spell and start writing stories about how it's not THAT great to hook up with sexy ladies!  ...Utahraptor!  I made myself sad two times in three days
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2356.png",20130102004723,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2356.png,image/png,RIRT2WETIZ2LO2W6BNDS4FQSHCRPUBO6,2345,comic2-2356.png,thatWasPrettyFunnyAndIEnjoyedHearingAboutIt - CAM - XviD - NOT A FAKE.torrent
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1683.png",20140712023425,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1683.png,image/png,SYXOCAFSU6JICPZA632V3NEPCRGCJR5D,1664,comic2-1683.png,"Captain I Say Stupid Things At Parties is not a rhetorical device, he's a real person.  he's one of those guys whose name has kinda influenced his life, you know?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3191.png",20170912172347,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3191.png,image/png,UCFQJ7RMBCHWIVCYIS6J7XPEQYKEOUFO,3186,comic2-3191.png,and yet... i didn't say stop
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1406.png",20140712230615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1406.png,image/png,Y4WY6YJX4PRKFBS2Y65CQP2G2376G3MB,1379,comic2-1406.png,what does Science have to say on the matter?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2174.png",20140710151340,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2174.png,image/png,Y6FPRAE26VKRXZJGFNAKPRHGU55NX4IY,2162,comic2-2174.png,that's where i'm always correct AND naked AND at my cleanest... /ladies/
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1112.png",20140713191715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1112.png,image/png,3PHTKAXCKP4RSSNYTQ47NPHCCPPLIAHZ,1085,comic2-1112.png,"The gun fight in orbit uses real physics. They shoot at each other with one gun while, at the same time, shooting behind themselves with a bigger gun so they can fly towards each other. It's so great."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2659.png",20140708220722,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2659.png,image/png,4FLNA44FKRQMEQVM5HK73FTL6OJ2UY3P,2649,comic2-2659.png,"i call them ""ghorgies"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1744.png",20140711224016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1744.png,image/png,7PAW2R7WIMMHAG7BIZIVTCIKWQSLSKGL,1720,comic2-1744.png,"choosing a religion based on the afterlife presented seems like a brilliant idea, given certain enabling assumptions"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-150.png",20140717210439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-150.png,image/png,ADQ727FLPYRZICP7F5SIRIGZQBOIWNTR,135,comic2-150.png,the last panel would make a good email signature line
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2506.png",20140709140307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2506.png,image/png,FJSZJO3RJ2FCAKJQZ3XCGLEVEGCTYHMY,2494,comic2-2506.png,WARNING: this is an adult comic with two swears in it.  do not read it if you are not an adult and/or not legally able to consume swears.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2465.png",20140709162458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2465.png,image/png,JMM7SGUJXCA5X222LSDSXGJOJFDED3RM,2454,comic2-2465.png,haters try to keep up
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1617.png",20140712081828,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1617.png,image/png,LKCL43RUYONDEEABMZUNPGYFDUJY6TWB,1596,comic2-1617.png,"one ending had utahraptor saying ""You know, there are parts of the world where folks don't have the free time and societal support to be able to sit around and wonder what other time period they'd rather be in."" but man, what do you say to that?  turns out you don't say anything, you just change the universe so that it was NEVER SAID."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2430.png",20140709202240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2430.png,image/png,PK4UUXSF6EYDJFS5EUHKOXKL7LXTFZAB,2418,comic2-2430.png,don't let the stairs hit you on the way down
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2455.png",20140709170427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2455.png,image/png,RXC2AB4AFQQWJ3QAB3ZFWURXRBUH6JQX,2444,comic2-2455.png,or she was greedy and wanted more gold WHO CAN SAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-467.png",20140715165214,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-467.png,image/png,SB5LAIW47ZMXOQ4FZJMKBFN7SXV5QPUS,425,comic2-467.png,"ah, to be a child again"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1393.png",20140712231110,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1393.png,image/png,ZJ4RYXTC7C7SMNVV63JPWU4Y5PZCBXOX,1366,comic2-1393.png,"attention, future generations! check out my house?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-699.png",20140715032326,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-699.png,image/png,2Z77NU6JDQP3X5ABBXZKMSU2TDOX5IHQ,668,comic2-699.png,we was having serious problems thinking our actions through to their logical conclusions
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2939.png",20160204004528,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2939.png,image/png,62C4PCS3L3MVYYQIQJ2IMKK4EWLVXIRU,2933,comic2-2939.png,"in the one real universe, a mega star wars fan realizes he could get even MORE movies by running a fake universe in which more star wars sequels were produced.  he begins running our universe, and the three prequels come out.  he sighs and files a bug report"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3159.png",20170705182736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3159.png,image/png,AXIWR4ZSAWLKA3ZNTCRY66DCJGKKMLZZ,3154,comic2-3159.png,"uh, writing is hard and you're not making it any easier so i would appreciate it if you would be kind to me and just tell everyone my story is amazing alert??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-727.png",20140715014739,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-727.png,image/png,BFM2LXKRUDXEM2M4BKWYZSPICBGE5ZZT,696,comic2-727.png,the implication is that 'green' does rhyme with 'machine' and that t-rex calls himself the 'green machine' OKAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1410.png",20140712224846,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1410.png,image/png,D4XNMB7DF66DA33HJHZJ4R57SIMTCDLB,1383,comic2-1410.png,"if i were dating a relationship counsellor, i would always accuse them of drumming up business for themselves, and then i would win every argument, and then, i probably wouldn't be dating a relationship counsellor anymore"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-873.png",20140714150554,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-873.png,image/png,JYS2TTA2TPCVYGILFYHNZDW2CH3GCY4P,842,comic2-873.png,"counterfeit bills comics are distinct from counterfeit bill's comics, which are comics done by counterfeit bill, that loveable scamp with the tin can shoes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1880.png",20140711143455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1880.png,image/png,QNKADZBFWA47QR33TWZUZIFER4WZ2VRM,1869,comic2-1880.png,"alternate ending: ""HAH HAH HAH / WELP THAT WAS A WASTE OF A LITERALLY COLOSSAL AMOUNT OF TIME"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2700.png",20141002223157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2700.png,image/png,TDPNS7KWXOCTSFHFSDVIJICB6MI53PJN,2690,comic2-2700.png,HELLO I'M GOD AND I WAS KINDA WONDERING WHAT IS THIS PUNCTUATION YOU SPEAK OF
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1790.png",20140711193454,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1790.png,image/png,TZFRXINCKEK4TO2AXO5TGFHF5KNZNPTF,1766,comic2-1790.png,the impossible has happened!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-185.png",20140717201456,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-185.png,image/png,UXHS6RXEUAWBPNNBIFFJMSYDYDADJO3X,168,comic2-185.png,"re-read it using a sarcastic tone the whole time for a second, more illustrative comic"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2572.png",20140709054455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2572.png,image/png,V2L5DEJ6BCNTESYTIWYFIWIFN3GO7OVU,2561,comic2-2572.png,on second thought maybe i don't wanna hang out with him right now anyway
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-584.png",20140715103741,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-584.png,image/png,V3R2EKJ4XI673Q7CSC2Z5AH75I5HY45S,545,comic2-584.png,if you've never heard the banana boat song this comic will be SO CONFUSING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2780.png",20150205033956,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2780.png,image/png,VOSNJGOS7AEDZDW6LBCL6MIUOCOUFIMZ,2770,comic2-2780.png,"a food science professional working on a blackboard, drenched in sweat, wiping it clean in fits of frustration only to frantically scribble down more notes.  they finally flop into their desk, utterly defeated.  the camera pans up to the blackboard, upon which ""red things?"" is circled several times, then crossed out, next to which is scrawled ""white things??"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-330.png",20140715183941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-330.png,image/png,VXTJO2AMGIT4KGMJZNTHITBMKZUCRSMM,295,comic2-330.png,"he put them all in his mouth at once with both hands, and when the utahraptor came back and asked if he had something in his mouth he said 'mmm-muh' and shook his head"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-745.png",20140715012024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-745.png,image/png,YL7UTGZ2HVOF5Y4ZVCEHEKXHTVZRHX5M,714,comic2-745.png,haha yeah there's definitely a stereotypical male fantasy in panel three.  women!  there's no time for talking about feelings now!  we're doing SCIENCE!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1557.png",20140712142453,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1557.png,image/png,3I76VP6HU5REUJWGLKXR5GHHSBPEFAL7,1536,comic2-1557.png,"guys, i've been working on a 20s newspaperman voice!  the secret: talk clipped and fast, mention how the name of the game is ""selling payhpahs"", and call women ""dames"", ""broads"", and finally ""tomatoes""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-178.png",20140717203923,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-178.png,image/png,6XF3NRMCFNZTLZJDVLGKWNVH7DDWFLYA,163,comic2-178.png,"the alternate ending panel had the t-rex just standing there, speechless with outrage"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2165.png",20140710162300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2165.png,image/png,72WKQSFWQKGNQH3QNQPLDIV2LI2RAQJU,2153,comic2-2165.png,"i realized after writing this comic what a bad idea it was, because now everyone i've ever encountered who matches the description of the third panel will TOTALLY THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM.  (p.s.: secretly i am??)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2837.png",20150611060441,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2837.png,image/png,7XWQ55JCTA36AFS3PT4T7NSMTEJRVR4O,2827,comic2-2837.png,"Jays (or ""J""s) get bonus points for being named after a letter in the first place.  Jay, I hope you can meet your Kay someday.  JK."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2154.png",20140710174853,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2154.png,image/png,BHK7DXFSOHXEFJGOTDZWMZKGSMY2WMN4,2142,comic2-2154.png,"Anyway, please, come in: I've thrown a party and invited everyone I know!  Just a heads up: I will be judging gifts by size and what the cards attached do say"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-83.png",20140717223603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-83.png,image/png,BJPZVOLS4T274EXYMRARB2CHDXO72HCX,71,comic2-83.png,"i love this comic (in general, and specifically)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3243.png",20180308045736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3243.png,image/png,GP7CEUKOXKLKQN7XU4YXO3F4JC56VYY6,3238,comic2-3243.png,is that... is that not how all hugs are supposed to feel
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-501.png",20140715153009,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-501.png,image/png,L2KNMPZFLYFSJ75L4YFHNZQLCXAUMVWN,456,comic2-501.png,"auxiliary verbs are still allowed, i guess"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2351.png",20140710013201,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2351.png,image/png,MQREJOFKWGTJQHTKGTGUAZGCQULODDUY,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1746.png",20140711222343,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1746.png,image/png,OCMX5O4TXL3PNNTEYQE3TH3A2WEBEF6B,1722,comic2-1746.png,"honestly, when it comes to the number of burgers inside my body right now, who's counting"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-503.png",20140715151331,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-503.png,image/png,QJO6PXYZ3NFIVGQVIFDU7NKIOIIL2E4Z,458,comic2-503.png,"i totally dated a med student once!


		pretty hot!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2679.png",20140729222348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2679.png,image/png,QUDVU4JNQGOIBIZSFQA5B52CVI7NZI2C,2669,comic2-2679.png,"this charge may be partially covered if you have purchased a ""Peace of Mind/Piece of Body"" insurance package which includes all OralCavity® BodyPartz™."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2713.png",20141002014934,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2713.png,image/png,RLW2C4E26YPLSMFIVKDPYJERSZLAYYBV,2703,comic2-2713.png,prince costanza
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2468.png",20140709162209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2468.png,image/png,SERUY3Q3LWQNPJFUPONI3GS75FDRVQS4,2457,comic2-2468.png,i was gonna have a sex with you but yeah maybe i'll just go to work instead
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-723.png",20140715015030,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-723.png,image/png,UOJA7CJTQW33HBJLY36OGSQKZCLJLPXC,692,comic2-723.png,EINSTEIN PREDICTED THE EXISTENCE OF ANTI-DOLLARS IN A LITTLE-KNOWN PAPER IN 1945! IT WAS OVERSHADOWED BY ATOMIC BOMB FEVER
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/dinoguest_jrosenberg.png",20140715034157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/dinoguest_jrosenberg.png,image/png,VVOP4VOVOOZESZYND4KMDBZ6L5QLPIGS,662,dinoguest_jrosenberg.png,sally struthers if you read my comic we was jus' having fun
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-871.png",20140714152228,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-871.png,image/png,XXIZCBX3PMPHQQND7Y5ASNT2NZVLV56R,840,comic2-871.png,"man you go on the maiden cruise of something called 'the riverboat shabby', you are asking for sinky surprises"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-611.png",20140715075921,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-611.png,image/png,YLDNRCECY2SQ3JIDDE237ZLTEFE5JHGV,572,comic2-611.png,AGAIN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-487-3.png",20140715162316,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-487-3.png,image/png,4MF75NKX2P4CIOP5MVXHIZXQJB7PD2BV,444,comic2-487-3.png,this one goes out to all my early-sleepin' homies
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3170.png",20170802220535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3170.png,image/png,AKFDKAUXZK4465PMWOGWORNBOLV45RE3,3165,comic2-3170.png,"Should you find yourself in similar circumstances, Dromiceiomimus's line in panel six can easily be deployed in real life with only slight modifications on the name: my gift to you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2293.png",20140710073931,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2293.png,image/png,ELVZDB2XPVRW5KHRIHF6IP2IJLIMDUDP,2282,comic2-2293.png,"this is known as ""T-Rex's Law"" only if you check Wikipedia it'll credit it to the real-life Professor J. E. Littlewood of Cambridge University instead of a fictional character which PROBABLY is fair"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1671.png",20140712041742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1671.png,image/png,IX7UOZG77WKYC5TKYHMF5WUSOZIP5W7F,1648,comic2-1671.png,"also if you die without any ID on you except for this comic, it'll be used to try to identify you.  ""frig, guess he liked giraffes"" they'll say"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3184.png",20170907070633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3184.png,image/png,KRYK2XDL5332ONNUF3VER4U7WT2USAOW,3179,comic2-3184.png,ryan this comic makes a LOT of assumptions about dinosaur diaper habits that i'm not 100% certain are supported by the available research
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2402.png",20140709222755,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2402.png,image/png,MNSLTU6UCD7377S275O6DFU6KEAMMGP4,2391,comic2-2402.png,"ANSWER KEY: every blank is filled in with ""boobs"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2150.png",20140710182256,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2150.png,image/png,T27XUHWEWKMEOTKAUWIKZCZI5Y5GUJ7X,2138,comic2-2150.png,"words my spellcheck objected to in this comic: thon, rex, obvs, badass, aplosive.  clearly the longer dinosaur comics goes on the more it drifts from ""english as she is spoke"" towards ""hey what if we just made the language more awesome though"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2831.png",20150506201541,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2831.png,image/png,TVWNZGQ7P32IKUX6GUALXBI5CUJ3GVBP,2821,comic2-2831.png,i think about john spidderman all the time
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-623.png",20140715071859,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-623.png,image/png,UNH7E7JUFX5V3CI5MIO5ECZ6OLP3H3DQ,584,comic2-623.png,i used 'eh' three times in this comic without even realizing it!  holy moley!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3035.png",20160908004940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3035.png,image/png,WAPSNJCBATFKS7C4RVACJAZ2TSR6WXY5,3029,comic2-3035.png,years later: OH MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO KEEP OBSESSING ABOUT THIS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1611.png",20140712085356,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1611.png,image/png,Y36QAHQRL6Z7EPBNM7LT5BJOQCCJHLCW,1590,comic2-1611.png,"anyway the whole thing is cleared up in time for tomorrow's comic, turns out that what we *thought* were corpses were actually delicious marzipan"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/justin1.png",20140717192103,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/justin1.png,image/png,73OW6T2HC2D6JUH7OG575UYGLF7DA7ZZ,283,justin1.png,"godot, man, he's like NEVER on time"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2101.png",20140710214023,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2101.png,image/png,7B7NDUC3G3OKRN3WCMDOBHMP7PYQCTN7,2090,comic2-2101.png,"hamlet has to say ""record scratch"" because records aren't invented yet so you can't make the sound otherwise, HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-597.png",20140715095918,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-597.png,image/png,7OVIJYUREKM6YHVBAFEHS3HWGHN6PEQB,558,comic2-597.png,"where 'eat' means 'cannibalize', of course.  also: these are dinosaurs!  what the heck am i doing?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1549.png",20140712144615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1549.png,image/png,AUW7SNCHGTSYXP4APMT5ZMGSGVPGNJOF,1528,comic2-1549.png,"t-rex is supposed to be extending his ""r"" sound in the last panel, not trilling it.  but whatever, if he's trilling it that's awesome too and brings to the comic some much-needed latin flair"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2935.png",20160211065407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2935.png,image/png,B7AFKBCN5YJ2T6L5RVHUSYNAFSXHSFF3,2929,comic2-2935.png,"YES there is a dude named Dan who keeps coming over to my house unexpectedly and dropping voms at dinner, YES this is my mega passive-aggressive way to let him know that this is Not Okay"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2259.png",20140710094710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2259.png,image/png,C5XP3UN7CWCGODP5F4KYIDPLJ5BGGXYW,2247,comic2-2259.png,BOTTOM LINE: look all i can say is whoever's in charge of naming movies has kiiiinda dropped the ball so hard it's halfway to the Earth's core already
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2908.png",20151203045016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2908.png,image/png,LLAM5ZQJQCT2OKE7NFNACGMAGL4AU6F4,2902,comic2-2908.png,"""are these friends... dogs?"" is a question that is rarely asked, and that is extremely unfortunate"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-189.png",20140717201358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-189.png,image/png,MCCWQIT5UQ6QF2NRW73JRLJLIFL3CKBY,170,comic2-189.png,"that's right, he should"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2271.png",20140710085721,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2271.png,image/png,MV77O4GT4L46HNTS3NIXOV7Z747LB7CY,2259,comic2-2271.png,"Inside the box are grey cubes.  ""Put Them In Your Mouth And Swallow"", the instructions say.  I do it.  Thirty seconds later, I'm outside running around and having fun while the rest of you chumps are still just sitting down and putting the dressing on your salads!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1878.png",20140711143655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1878.png,image/png,N574F7SVMADVMCEAENBSFJLRKKT3E7UO,1867,comic2-1878.png,"i spent quite some time deciding between ""TOOT TOOT"" and ""TOOT TOOTS AHOY"" as the final line of this comic.  this is my JOB."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-149.png",20140717210415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-149.png,image/png,N6BVQUXOWNUQTFVXGGH7PDKO4AORV5BZ,136,comic2-149.png,this last panel would also make a good email signature line
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2450.png",20140709172407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2450.png,image/png,PCQG7SGQWUDGFCLVLNE6DZ2YK6FVMQSL,2439,comic2-2450.png,Dude I Just Wanna Smooch On A Pretty Face: my journey towards getting good at picking up the ladies in which I somehow keep getting worse at it
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3167.png",20170718132404,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3167.png,image/png,YBRWVJX547LY5WQKDMQCA74GPWQIWNNR,3162,comic2-3167.png,"wait wait wait, if OUR climate change warms up the planet with CO2, and a giant asteroid cools DOWN the planet and makes everything freeze... GUYS, I THINK I JUST CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT SOLUTION??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-120.png",20140717213107,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-120.png,image/png,YEOXN4UOW7UYX735QE335U7HMFV3NUQQ,111,comic2-120.png,"it is like a tv season opener after a big cliffhanger, where they sum up all that has happened previously and majel barrett does the voiceover"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1968.png",20140711100341,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1968.png,image/png,Z7TR6CFNKLUV6PR6UBEFQGLWQXG7LHXV,1957,comic2-1968.png,so hey um OUCH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2632.png",20140709010654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2632.png,image/png,3IXTOL45YUBJWZS6VHF7LZPRNXKHTC4R,2622,comic2-2632.png,"there's a dude three galaxies over and it's just, i KNOW he can make that jump"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1424.png",20140712213912,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1424.png,image/png,3Y2MF7FFKVLCJKFSG25HAPKW6RKBPK2U,1397,comic2-1424.png,"today i discovered you can't spell ""sexist"" without ""exist"". not really sure what that means though."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-469.png",20140715162635,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-469.png,image/png,6VUMUF47ILQ3MMNRXWJUGSORCNOL67W7,440,comic2-469.png,whenever t-rex sees a phone off the hook he's all that's SO CRAZY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3113.png",20170406114816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3113.png,image/png,6YXINVF42ADJEFHOVNU253GAJAW22COR,3108,comic2-3113.png,"LATER: ""Wait a second... a world without Batman is just a description of OUR world!!""  LATER STILL: wait hold on a world without crime could just be a world populated almost exclusively with SUPER EFFECTIVE batmen, batwomen, and bathounds, we're still good here"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1888.png",20140711142848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1888.png,image/png,CU5F7VSYMFNQPRK23APTAQH736VV7IWO,1877,comic2-1888.png,sometimes we get tired of playing two-player games against an unoccupied second controller is the thing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-213-2.png",20140717200553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-213-2.png,image/png,EZLP673NF3D34H2QRPW6IUWUX2SV7YLO,189,comic2-213-2.png,they just sort of hang there
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2896.png",20151008023123,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2896.png,image/png,FKQYXXM2IKENK2XRLRW64DQFZBLASVUM,2887,comic2-2896.png,fine thanks and you
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-42.png",20140717225603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-42.png,image/png,FYRYCPEKQUCOWJJLBYKSDJGHAWONNOCA,43,comic2-42.png,fascinating
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1604.png",20140712091258,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1604.png,image/png,HR2MVCZDLLPSJSMT5N2Y7OP2MDEIUZAD,1584,comic2-1604.png,"how many pastry chefs have said god's line in panel one?  shucks, all of 'em i hope"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-573.png",20140715113013,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-573.png,image/png,IQJE33IMW7OHMFLZJVV64URR7XRIS6WL,534,comic2-573.png,"LISTEN EVERYONE DO NOT GO AND ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONGRESS BECAUSE OF THIS COMIC, I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2036.png",20140711015844,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2036.png,image/png,JEZP7A3HNS3OAQNNBYKSZ2YCODGBTLLZ,2025,comic2-2036.png,a parallel universe only because i still want to write more dinosaur comics
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2410.png",20140709214124,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2410.png,image/png,JIXPJ7ZFAE2HDTQOXBJMBLQNQBJGWJR4,2399,comic2-2410.png,in a world... where DINOSAURS rule... one family is about to discover... the TRUE meaning... of coelurosaurian carnivorous bipedal theropod
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1930.png",20110512035312,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1930.png,image/png,MTHNXOX5LRDMXMZYEFVAERUW3SKWSFKO,1919,comic2-1930.png,I just had the craziest dream!  It was so crazy that I immediately hopped out of bed and stood upright in my featureless white bedroom!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-553.png",20140715124748,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-553.png,image/png,N2ZOI6NCKDJWXWY3QWU26Q37FFFYHLYT,514,comic2-553.png,I LOVE YOU ROAST BEEF
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1159.png",20140708194027,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1159.png,image/png,NVY5HBQZWCDQQBEFF7MRL2XVAB3E3ICR,1132,comic2-1159.png,"good times, great times"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1425.png",20140712213852,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1425.png,image/png,P4GQPRO42VVKXJQBY6KQOWKS5IHXLSYK,1398,comic2-1425.png,"An alternate ending had the last panel take place in the future, and a descendant of T-Rex was learning about his distant ancestor. This descendant's name was T-Rex Junior Jr. IV. I'll tell you something: I was really sorry to lose that name."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3277.png",20180418205236,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3277.png,image/png,RCWG3N5H5LLSFRDZBA6OCGDLL3K7BY3G,3272,comic2-3277.png,"great news: ""bruce wayne"" is still an entirely legal name, and under certain circumstances hawking radiation would partially be on the visible spectrum, so you could maybe see it.  well bye"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2027.png",20140711023627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2027.png,image/png,SZRZDMAJMAGJ7NLCKH2M4LBKELBJVN45,2016,comic2-2027.png,THE UNIVERSE WHERE WE DON'T CONSTANTLY REMIND OURSELVES OF OUR CIRCUMSTANCES: not pictured
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3117.png",20170415193910,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3117.png,image/png,UFAVFQUV3VDJCMVURTJHJPXCNT62IQNF,3112,comic2-3117.png,"DID YOU KNOW: the distinctive sound of reverse enlightenment is the ""pweeoo-wooo-wooooo"" noise of pac-man dying"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1641.png",20140712061018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1641.png,image/png,V7MKWAWGIWT655BNWEAHCHUROEZZRSS2,1619,comic2-1641.png,"rate all of spider-man's powers from 1 to 10, one being ""would very much not like to have"", 5 being ""indifferent"", and 10 being ""would very much like to have""?  I HAVE BUT ONE QUESTION, MR. PHONE SURVEY WORKER: are we assuming a prescient spider-sense or what?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1414.png",20140712221521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1414.png,image/png,Z2EP63OWT4KEYIRPMFC5QP6FWRCQKUK6,1387,comic2-1414.png,"nowhere to go but up, and i haven't even had breakfast!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2719.png",20141110090359,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2719.png,image/png,Z2ORJNWTWEKFJQYMHB77NOKR5UFCU5E3,2709,comic2-2719.png,"no OBVIOUSLY she couldn't pay her debt in gold.  gold was worthless now, she'd flooded the market, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT HAPPENS IN AN ECONOMY BASED ON SCARCITY."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2720.png",20141110074916,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2720.png,image/png,472KFMRI7HQJ4CYWI7M53NUMC4QEQWYV,2710,comic2-2720.png,suspect in newspaper headline killer case still at large ;)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1055.png",20140714014650,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1055.png,image/png,5YDENFI4EL2Y4LVKYQHD5X3RKSNGFYGJ,1028,comic2-1055.png,"there are also little cartoon skulls with xs in their eyes. i can see them. they're crying, t-rex."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2261.png",20140710091515,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2261.png,image/png,BRTXSLBLFXACQMK7PRDYVWAWTJJ6S2NA,2249,comic2-2261.png,"plus, author-insertion yu-gi-oh fanfic is one of life's finest joys"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-38.png",20140717231410,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-38.png,image/png,I6JWMKDV75C7KEZQH7ERUMZMNERM2RAK,28,comic2-38.png,a grim portrait indeed
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2998.png",20160612045501,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2998.png,image/png,MUZ6XOY2YD6IMCXWZGWJTOZ57Q7FM446,2992,comic2-2998.png,can we move towards a post-labour economy already?? okay cool thanks in advance
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3018.png",20160804002305,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3018.png,image/png,PWMJSJEWCKROB2GKSZ67IPDAHRGLSFYU,3012,comic2-3018.png,"oh crap, we never actually explained social media for seniors!  just - just use twitter, it's the best one.  parts of it suck too though so look out for that"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2461.png",20140709164307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2461.png,image/png,QY5ECOWELJSHX2TFN6DIW45JIG4UYSKX,2450,comic2-2461.png,"you can't hurry love.  the rest of us can no problem but dude, we've seen you try.  you are like, the absolute worst at hurrying love"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1236.png",20140713100048,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1236.png,image/png,R3DRFXAM4AVRPD2SRN7T4I2U64UGNAYE,1209,comic2-1236.png,"for fun times, try calling people in positions of authority (teachers, police) ""my boy"". this may depend on your definition of ""fun"" and to a lesser extent, ""times"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-338.png",20140715183715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-338.png,image/png,V7G3HZYC4ZZOLN2KKCBSAUACIUSD2OHY,303,comic2-338.png,he gets a little goth at the end there
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-8851.jpg",20140712163055,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-8851.jpg,image/jpeg,WHJRY6WQP6RFMMYLWSU7SQKCYOHECNRC,1485,comic2-8851.jpg,"when michael sent me this comic, he had it under the filename ""dinmoesaurcomics.jpg"", i feel this is certainly worth remarking upon"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2666.png",20140708204445,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2666.png,image/png,XRPRDQKBADWVAGFM5FC4YWLFY2XIPY4C,2656,comic2-2666.png,"no way i'm paying for this ghost electricity, i'll tell you that much right now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2383.png",20140709234529,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2383.png,image/png,YONTS53HZSJHR6ZLUYSVMLM2JI6GAZ2G,2372,comic2-2383.png,"""bottomless desire to eat meat"" in the ""i like to fry up a steak with my pants off"" sense"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1059.png",20140714014417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1059.png,image/png,2D62IBSWKD6RDD2AY7BM3MAWWK4NH2JB,1032,comic2-1059.png,looks like my monday night dance card just got filled up!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1590.png",20140712111004,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1590.png,image/png,6URW5MRVL5R7SLHITQZWAGZHBQHEQUOA,1569,comic2-1590.png,TOP THREE I'VE COME UP WITH EASILY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1167.png",20140713160645,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1167.png,image/png,7OSQFJWLQWMAFXAT5LET6SMUMTPPJP7X,1140,comic2-1167.png,"when they are old, the two ""stories for women"" protagonists shake hands and agree that yes, communication was always key in their relationship."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-641.png",20140715062037,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-641.png,image/png,DFN43R5N6DJY3TRYVHQCZQXDDWCT25GC,601,comic2-641.png,YES I KNOW 'MUCHAS' IS NOT THE CORRECT GENDER OF THE WORD BUT THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2584.png",20140709044442,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2584.png,image/png,DRQOSQODDVA65RCDJWNQC6SFTYHGRHIZ,2573,comic2-2584.png,this comic: inspired by holes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1975.png",20140711095751,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1975.png,image/png,DY6R7PMODZ5AXW54JXIG5CZGUUWUGO2M,1964,comic2-1975.png,"Is the journey here more important than the destination?  No, and even the victorious are doomed to run from the dreamer once more, until the endless cycle of futility consumes them."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2382.png",20140710000618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2382.png,image/png,ELF7NE6ZW6DJGIQAEVURU3OEV3JO3NPH,2371,comic2-2382.png,"to be fair, what DID happen with pooping?  does anyone know??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1490.png",20140712180420,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1490.png,image/png,HMVIYFE3DK5RJSY7L2FSXS7ATA6Q3HRM,1462,comic2-1490.png,today IS special. look at how that column of spaces lines up in the first panel. words are crazy!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1931.png",20140711124842,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1931.png,image/png,INYADOXZL6TMPYZOKBQAZIIC5A3AKOXR,1920,comic2-1931.png,"in panel four, was t-rex going to say ""fancy moustaches"" or was he going to say ""fancy moustache monkeys""?  we may never know."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-930.png",20101230024157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-930.png,image/png,ISRQHM5YGIC7DMYOBDRBK66OOJQRHJFU,900,comic2-930.png,"while trying to write the title text for this comic i said out loud ''i need some title text!'', and my brother yelled ''that's not all you need!'' from his room.  ouch!  what the hell, victor?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2285.png",20140710081606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2285.png,image/png,JCUZMQ2ZUABUCZUCPD6DM26GYUDJWLNJ,2274,comic2-2285.png,"""But aging occurs at the cellular level!""  ""I know, and there are so many cellular-level mistakes!  Those li'l guys are BIG screwups!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3189.png",20170906172046,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3189.png,image/png,KOW5CEVJIHWDCEZ55CGNJBDD2SYG5LZN,3184,comic2-3189.png,it is with the utmost regret that we inform you: some dreams be horny
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-677-2.png",20140708204345,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-677-2.png,image/png,LNFIO6FUGLD4SIQA7JQBZKRSLER5GOWS,636,comic2-677-2.png,diplodocus were those huge dinosaurs with the big bodies and tiny heads.  professor science is basically a diplodocus with one of those square graduation hats on him.
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/nick.png",20140715132118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/nick.png,image/png,NZU5QTBOVJHG54EEATKFGPJ43A2RGTMT,488,nick.png,"see me after class, dromiceiomimus"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1581.png",20140712114900,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1581.png,image/png,RJN7WNM2OIVEATKO353MMB6CP66PSDBC,1560,comic2-1581.png,"anyway this is the perfect segue to my new book, ""The Man Who Sucked His Own Toe But Only To See What It Was Like"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1293.png",20080813105258,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1293.png,image/png,TR2NVGL2NCLRSWEYLX74WYYLGHZQ25OL,1266,comic2-1293.png,"guys, according to every source I read, the arson happened exactly 2363 years ago TODAY, on july 21st, 356 BC! it's insane, because i had no idea of this when i started writing the comic this morning. it is easily the coincidence with the longest setup time that i am ever liable to experience!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3120.png",20170406011315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3120.png,image/png,VPRX4PLIQVQ6H5VAWF5TPZEH37GKS7AL,3115,comic2-3120.png,"if a strange dog has never looked at you and winked, let me tell you: you'll question everything you thought you knew about the cosmos"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2905.png",20151104200636,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2905.png,image/png,VZJF7LSH5D5PHW5EAYO2S74PFJJGQFR5,2899,comic2-2905.png,"seriously, slap LITERALLY ANY FLAVOUR on some chips, put those chips in a bag, and write ""CHIPS FLAVOURED LIKE OUR BEST GUESS AT WHAT DINOSAUR FLESH TASTES LIKE"" on the outside of that bag, and this is how many bags of chips you will sell: every single one, holy crap.  my mouth is READY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-10.6.png",20140717224835,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-10.6.png,image/png,X2IILGNUMGUK4JP65EA7BB52PEWHOGPU,62,comic2-10.6.png,the dvd comes with a kick-ass director's commentary
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-743.png",20140715012158,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-743.png,image/png,4QOSRWYAMRQWOPYJD3E6ZZIETI6YOSS7,712,comic2-743.png,t-rex isn't - he isn't really sure what god wants him to say.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-799.png",20140714212035,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-799.png,image/png,4R7LRHH2W5B4ABWMW2UJZWB7NFUEEAJM,768,comic2-799.png,"i have this argument with my friends where i tell them i believe 'totally make out' means having sex, and they're all, no ryan, it just means making out to the EXTREME, and i say, what's more EXTREME than having sex, and anyway, cool story huh"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1376.png",20081120084012,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1376.png,image/png,5SXEJ46NXY6VNLQFRDSNDKKUXH354A4G,1349,comic2-1376.png,we should have a word for this!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-285.png",20140717193711,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-285.png,image/png,BBSVS3S56HOUGVLUUYG34VNUWD4IJCBI,252,comic2-285.png,"i think he could have come up with something more creative than 'the raptor', like maybe 'dr claw' if that wasn't already taken"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3166.png",20170717002731,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3166.png,image/png,ENEXK4TKSVB7EL564IS27YLBK4KJRZMG,3161,comic2-3166.png,Things seemed to be going pretty good for me until I realized today's adults were just yesterday's stale babies
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1066.png",20140714005325,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1066.png,image/png,EPIKSSTWHS25VZRB252AN2CJYLMVZFH3,1039,comic2-1066.png,those of you with similar emotional problems might also want to take utahraptor's extremely good advice (not pictured!)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-53.png",20140717224857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-53.png,image/png,FP3DHNGOLZU4JXFNTOMGRDIORPP5YFVX,61,comic2-53.png,he's a walking thesaurus PLUS a talking dinosaur: that's pretty sweet
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2014.png",20140711043521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2014.png,image/png,JZS5ODZSNYL4PRQEGZEY4YQWOMFY5LY2,2003,comic2-2014.png,"generally i pluralize ""uterus"" as ""uteron"" but in this case i'm willing to make an exception and go with ""majority opinion"" so that my comic might be ""understandable"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2496.png",20140709144134,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2496.png,image/png,NOASO2S5L5AFNHL4QD7WTQ4PZI7LUYTY,2485,comic2-2496.png,"talktoadog.com exists but it sucks and has nothing to do with talking to dogs, i tell you now only so your expectations won't reach the stratospheric heights mine did as you type in the url, only to have them come crashing down as the page loads, the sensation of dreams being crushed as familiar as the stock photo woman with the backpack's smile"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2987.png",20160611152917,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2987.png,image/png,NYYYRJUJMXNEB3IBEWDAXBGG7BUYMPUG,2981,comic2-2987.png,"the more i study economics the more concerns i have with a lot of sci fi tropes, tiny aliens"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2130.png",20140710194444,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2130.png,image/png,OICGDCTON2LHQZQULTE4CS7YIGFW3RBI,2118,comic2-2130.png,the sentence raced past the barn fell
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3068.png",20161218195913,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3068.png,image/png,OMBMQUYLEZBUNCDWFTJYKIZV3NQQJ2AF,3062,comic2-3068.png,"[EDITOR'S NOTE: okay seriously though, those are some really great shades]"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2931.png",20160106232042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2931.png,image/png,RHS5TQMILWYP2KIXVT2EXOY75C6KUMLM,2925,comic2-2931.png,"thank me once you listen to what the learned smash mouths once concluded vis-a-vis the challenges, but also the benefits, of being an all star"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-558.png",20140715124411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-558.png,image/png,33AUHQRONZKUFK6NKINRF7FLY2PKZRWG,519,comic2-558.png,let's talk about it though!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-860.png",20140714154615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-860.png,image/png,33D7ORUXXO6YADVBHRK2WF7XK4JHI7WW,828,comic2-860.png,"alternate ending: utahraptor says 'So - you want to be able to love ads, but also don't want marketers to benefit from this love?' and t-rex replies 'Yes!  Is there no way to satiate my perfectly compatible desires?' and then there's no real solution THE END"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2762.png",20150206061457,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2762.png,image/png,3AMSQHCAWQITB7EXBE3IKDJO4VVAOAUO,2752,comic2-2762.png,"the proportional speed and strength didn't replace her original human speed and strength but were instead added to them, so she could still get around easily.  that's good!  that's some good luck, peta!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2611.png",20140709015755,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2611.png,image/png,66ZRLXRG6EG5LU2OA5SW5MWT35P6I5QS,2600,comic2-2611.png,"""i can't wait to log on to this website so i can tell it what job i have"" - actual humans, apparently"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-463.png",20140715171044,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-463.png,image/png,7LC2EY35MMJ5DYWKTXBSE2LJPJVVQ4WA,420,comic2-463.png,"i'm not sure about his inductive premise, but hey"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2661.png",20140708220516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2661.png,image/png,E7USDB3BGMLIQTWO4ZKKDPZ3F3FDHCK5,2651,comic2-2661.png,"the wikipedia page for quicksand makes the incredible claim that fully 3% of all films in the 60s featured someone sinking into quicksand.  apparently i need to watch more romantic comedies from the 60s because i have long maintained that MAN, that genre could use a few well-placed quicksand scenes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2125.png",20140710200406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2125.png,image/png,GCLZKYDCTB5OM555CE54GJ33IVGZHUB4,2113,comic2-2125.png,"floating batman head = good name for band, feel free to use that (i dunno you may want to check with DC Comics first??)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-327.png",20140715184042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-327.png,image/png,H4ONPA2WCA5JPIE2SWTZCQVDMKH3QG2H,292,comic2-327.png,but - what if he did?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1415.png",20140712221445,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1415.png,image/png,HUDCFCM7US6LYCLZS7R6N3WMWOANW6Q4,1388,comic2-1415.png,WAIT NOW IT'S 218 AW COME ON T-REX THAT'S GROSS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2249.png",20140710104106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2249.png,image/png,HXVAANOOX2NSM2EKB3CDPAZEGO7FW5HX,2237,comic2-2249.png,"It's her birthday, and Ava's bat has finally connected with the pinata.  She cheers, pulls down her blindfold, and stares at the stillness around her."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3239.png",20180208081041,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3239.png,image/png,JWQL6HXVG77JJPCEWK54GQV2OJJZJT6O,3234,comic2-3239.png,"turns out the ""axel jump"" is not named after axles (i.e., an axis around which something rotates, WHICH I ALWAYS ASSUMED) but actually after a guy named ""axel paulsen"" who invented the jump in the 1800s!  i know this sounds like the most baloney information you've ever gleaned from a talking dinosaur webcomic but it's TRUE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1358.png",20140713022211,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1358.png,image/png,LQYTPDEPBK4XAOEQKGXFZ26G4RZBKE5K,1331,comic2-1358.png,mathematicians in the audience are just getting more and more pissed
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-512.png",20140715145353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-512.png,image/png,MCA22IOIE5BHWW6JAYRQFMDQSKPZDGP3,465,comic2-512.png,PRETTY COOL
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/dinocomics2final.png",20140715034243,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/dinocomics2final.png,image/png,QGDAAOO6WRR2YZXOYECYXU5GF2CF7FHU,661,dinocomics2final.png,i hurt my arm last night!  can you believe it?  I am not pleased with my arm.  it is in a lot of pain.  this guest week was timed well!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-721.png",20140715020710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-721.png,image/png,R73XITFJ6FMVC4BMXHHEVX37QFWZ63TP,690,comic2-721.png,i for one would like to register disappointment with every aspect of these discount oven fries?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1754.png",20140711212104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1754.png,image/png,RBURMGUETAX6HXLDSTTROYOBGHZDESVX,1730,comic2-1754.png,"listen, ouch"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3053.png",20161018175300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3053.png,image/png,RMCO52CDOQKO2ZQ3H453C5ZMAHUNTF3E,3047,comic2-3053.png,GOOD NEWS: mummia is not coming back in fashion!!  BAD NEWS: these words are forever frozen in time and it's entirely possible mummia could become cool in the future and turn me into a DIRTY LIAR (that is also a mummy that y'all are gonna gobble)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2945.png",20160210093641,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2945.png,image/png,TGNAD3SDYWSY4S6O5TVWPZDLBXT64MTA,2939,comic2-2945.png,if civilization collapsed we'd all just run around eating each other and getting our bodies stuck in riverbeds where they'd eventually become fossils.  ridiculous!  RIDICULOUS.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-818.png",20140714195006,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-818.png,image/png,U3G7PYLTATZBA5KGTQ674JCRMI53IVPM,787,comic2-818.png,this one goes out to all the brothers who have taken back some of the things they've said about civilization
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-593.png",20140715101704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-593.png,image/png,W5WG3WEX66PS74XJHCAO7BT7GS7JNF2D,554,comic2-593.png,it occurs to me that 'expiry dates' would also be a great name for an action film
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-70-2.png",20140717224950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-70-2.png,image/png,XGJKCS2VLXZE6PFC4KYLHMAZSLRWESD2,59,comic2-70-2.png,"all you can eat wings, man

a t-rex could probably eat at least two dozen wings"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1961.png",20140711102353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1961.png,image/png,ZBW7DMFQB2ZYLDCSVTYKNZJKAL72THM6,1950,comic2-1961.png,"he admits he doesn't have a clue as to how to win your heart, which judging by his words so far, seems pretty fair"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-972.png",20140714080559,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-972.png,image/png,ZT4GLWM3RCEPLNZJKVMTI2LIMGZJ7XQP,940,comic2-972.png,"if you are offended at friday's comic about CHINESE new year and agree that the chinese do not have a monopoly on a lunisolar calendar, then i invite you re-read the comic, but substitute the appropriate instances of 'chinese' with 'lunar'.  this will result in a comic about the holiday of 'Lunar Queen Victoria Day', a holiday (and queen) which are, almost certainly, without peer."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1904.png",20140711141513,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1904.png,image/png,3HUOOTR736EJ4EN3BWYWD4C6LMRFA63K,1893,comic2-1904.png,SOMEONE CALL 911 BECAUSE THESE BURNS ARE IN CRITICAL CONDITION / THAT IS TO SAY / THEY ARE EXTREMELY SICK
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1034.png",20140714031738,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1034.png,image/png,3LYBN75ZSE4LNJGQC5YNFJCR6ERDZQIO,1007,comic2-1034.png,"now, if you'll excuse me, i'm TRYING to write william shakespeare's ''hamlet''!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1140.png",20140713174101,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1140.png,image/png,D6LJ4Q6RFFWSVUISGFULC2JZZIHHHHFD,1113,comic2-1140.png,"it's actually called the 'columbian exchange', but 'columbian explosion' sounds better, and cooks, man, they know the score"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1476.png",20140712184413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1476.png,image/png,HKPJRTMQRIRMPFGHZ6YAGVYVZDRZCPK3,1449,comic2-1476.png,see how we started out talking about feelings but ended up talking about mario 3? a few of my past girlfriends will find this comic ODDLY FAMILIAR
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1502.png",20100829091949,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1502.png,image/png,K23YGBRTXVBTPBUXKCZYF7G7Y2NZYXA4,1474,comic2-1502.png,"americans: your systems of measurement confuse me and are crazy, so when you see ""kilogram"", ""litre"" and ""Celsius"" in this comic just think ""2.2 pounds"", ""33.8 fluid ounces"" and ""hey pretty much everyone else on the entire planet uses a way less arbitrary system for measuring temperature, so huh, that's weird"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1843.png",20140711165355,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1843.png,image/png,KDA6BFYVJF5CG6NN4NHPJXG4UE4T4JTR,1832,comic2-1843.png,today is the day i canonically establish that dinosaur comics does NOT take place in plausible land
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-348-3.png",20140715183409,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-348-3.png,image/png,M32EGQ6OWO2GVDBPBCGY6AFL5Q7U4TTV,313,comic2-348-3.png,"originally the t-rex was going to travel back to 4 years ago to have that affair he could never remember, and it would tie the whole comic together, but then it was like, dude, you're just writing a sexy dinosaur version of 'babylon squared'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1434.png",20140712213148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1434.png,image/png,NXQDRNWMXY73NXIFUHIBNLRKOROQYX62,1407,comic2-1434.png,"keep working on that en pointe, t-rex"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3028.png",20160924020610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3028.png,image/png,NYBC3HCCE7CDDDVWZ375RM3URTFKVO7D,3022,comic2-3028.png,"5) Ghost store provides better story to endlessly tell friends than ""I went to store and it was unremarkable"". 6) Chance ghosts do not know about inflation (potential great deals)."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1077.png",20140713234439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1077.png,image/png,OICZ52WHRDWSDQZKDGDCSLFWQ7XUIU4F,1050,comic2-1077.png,"for the rest of his life t-rex always keeps one eye on his eggs, and finds he sighs just a little more often."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3124.png",20170408003703,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3124.png,image/png,OJZ7ROEK7QUE6S2W2EQ6QNAY4K3AE65J,3119,comic2-3124.png,"the first stage of enlightenment is admitting you know nothing and then asking so uh, what the hell"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-833.png",20140714175139,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-833.png,image/png,OYV2H2W7LODOXWVG5HLRNRWPRUXZGE56,802,comic2-833.png,"> use SPACESHIPS on TERRESTRIAL PROBLEMS to shift them to a future where we might be able to properly solve them

> I don't see SPACESHIPS here."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3237.png",20180208081116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3237.png,image/png,OZJ4W5YMDRZ4WTZNCSUHNCTWTMPAO5AT,3232,comic2-3237.png,"the whole world is wholesome now.  sorry but that's just how it is, you have to have a really wholesome year"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1912.png",20110217073531,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1912.png,image/png,WKLDNRSE5DDHQQCIOLBF2XWYQL4QYZ42,1901,comic2-1912.png,"truly, who among us would not at least flip through a book titled ""Spider-Man Was Being Gross And Rude!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2428.png",20140709202417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2428.png,image/png,XAIXZRALX5PZHJA7E22AYTYTLW72L3QT,2416,comic2-2428.png,"if by ""remorse"" you mean ""repeated observation of empirical evidence"" then yes i do have a lot of it and yes it is consuming my every waking moment"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2459.png",20140709164500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2459.png,image/png,Y2HSWNCVPZCPO45SM7EMQH37MG22GP7X,2448,comic2-2459.png,DON'T end every sentence with ;).  actually I changed my mind: DO end every sentence with ;) because this is gonna be GREAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1935.png",20140711123013,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1935.png,image/png,YKM5KGC4C2BN3D3XQLXNTH3G5MYFP6GX,1924,comic2-1935.png,"i wrote this comic while staying in a hotel room with my wife.  she was sleeping in but *I* was being productive, writing an internet comic about threesomes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1890.png",20140711142707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1890.png,image/png,ZFBF5PHBJV7G6LKYHG3MAFYM6GQ2YSJT,1879,comic2-1890.png,TOMORROW: MYSTERIOUS NO MORE??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3182.png",20171005033109,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3182.png,image/png,44MGAHXURBTRWQF7KWQYHLGOXVLEFCFK,3177,comic2-3182.png,"variety is the spice of life, but it's not the objectively best spice, which has also been discovered and, through its discovery, ruined"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1973.png",20140711095941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1973.png,image/png,6ZDIMBIPNKSVQWYNVLEA5MNTJVNDNRR6,1962,comic2-1973.png,or at least it doesn't in my understanding of the current model of newtonian kinetiiiiiiics
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-34.png",20140717231618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-34.png,image/png,7CUD7X5YBQ5NA3DVPR2Q2T6LYOWLNSU2,23,comic2-34.png,"if i am going too fast, re-read it again more slowly"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1802.png",20140711181848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1802.png,image/png,GEEVIYNFM35HED2BMIQ6LAB3CX24F5RH,1788,comic2-1802.png,"it's a great game to play.  look down the street, see tons of agents of the conspiracy, all on their cell phones, all talking and reporting about YOU"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1043.png",20140714025700,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1043.png,image/png,GFGAGRKFTRC47ZD77O2VAO3M7NATLBPK,1016,comic2-1043.png,"oh, sexual congress! how do you ever get any business done?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1911.png",20140711133935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1911.png,image/png,IQF6GGWAWOA5SMV4RHEXW73HBKF2LCZG,1900,comic2-1911.png,"all you need is inspiration and a title that sums up what happens pretty well!  on that note, thank you for reading my internet dinosaur comic series ""Dinosaur Comics""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-779.png",20140714223832,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-779.png,image/png,IV6NIVRNY5CU7F32SICBUUU56G2XNJRE,748,comic2-779.png,"the origin of the idea was that t-rex was having a tiff with his dog and wanted to make him EVEN ANGRIER by talking about replacing him with an electronic pet car that ages somehow.  then he was like, holy cow, how come i'm not playing that game RIGHT NOW??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1785.png",20140711193935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1785.png,image/png,JIUPDSBOS5RVB2FOP2IRXZW46IEEWLSR,1761,comic2-1785.png,feelings CAN be fun
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3090.png",20170212193649,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3090.png,image/png,L5NEQ62DMDQ2MV6DWAPPZIU5M76YJXC3,3085,comic2-3090.png,"Ten Sherlocks Rolled Up Into One crouched over the victim's body, picked up a bloodied tissue, and examined it with their twenty eyes.  ""Elementary,"" they muttered, each mouth slightly out of sync with the other so it sounded like a cacophony of Sherlocks all speaking at the same time.  Watson sighed."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-984.png",20140714071205,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-984.png,image/png,LLGVLGCHH43R6F3GJ5VUWMHZIRQ6GPAX,952,comic2-984.png,it's just too good of an ending not to share
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1452.png",20140712203357,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1452.png,image/png,RGRCVWGMAEQF7NDMFJJO74OPQRVBH7GE,1425,comic2-1452.png,"twelfth night, act 3, scene iv"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3227.png",20171207040841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3227.png,image/png,RHN6MKZRROP7CF4FE7NN6VNQZECNIEEP,3222,comic2-3227.png,"if you can't handle me at my qwantz.com, you don't deserve me at my dromiceiomim.us"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1332.png",20140713035833,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1332.png,image/png,VLCTTJBI2YSXTNG3BLULJVZPZGECSMUJ,1305,comic2-1332.png,JEFF ROWLAND I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FOOT! MY BROTHER ONCE DROPPED A KETCHUP BOTTLE ON HIS BIG TOE AND THE WHOLE NAIL CAME OFF A FEW DAYS LATER IN ONE GIANT PIECE. IT WAS SO BIG IT ALMOST DIDN'T FIT IN MY MOUTH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1119.png",20140713191244,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1119.png,image/png,ZOCNU2FUSUVMYKRRAUUPGFIJJAXSXQWO,1092,comic2-1119.png,patrick stewart is checking his watch and sighing dramatically
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2445.png",20140709174406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2445.png,image/png,2LXFFDXTFQVRVW4JGEHBAHJB3R6NDX35,2434,comic2-2445.png,"file ""mediocracy"" under ""puns invented while trying to figure out how to properly spell a word"", an august list (also imagine we're in august for another free pun)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1138.png",20140713174227,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1138.png,image/png,6CJC66LKFH5Z6PUGBH5YQ2PDNSLYT3QI,1111,comic2-1138.png,"anyway, let's go to a different restaurant tonight. i'm only going back to that place in character from now on."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1092.png",20140713201648,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1092.png,image/png,6EQL7DJFWRHKQBXXHI7KJCTORPIM46Q3,1064,comic2-1092.png,that's the most important question about jennifing. is it... TRANSITIVE??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-662.png",20140715052127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-662.png,image/png,CGUAII65KB66CRLNGTJS2VPVTSMWE63T,622,comic2-662.png,"did you know 'beggars' is spelt with an 'a'?  i'd been spelling it 'beggers' for years.  who knew?  answer: not me, obviously."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3294.png",20180523061306,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3294.png,image/png,CZXZF7A3AV3X346K2PFZSNXJ7ZMF4PV7,3289,comic2-3294.png,"sorry to go off on a tangent with this one, but the nature of tangents is to be a straight line that touches a curved line at a single point, and which, if extended, does not cross the line at that point."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1544.png",20140712152027,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1544.png,image/png,EPHBYM72DLEAOXGNFHET4IMFLGPAR6GQ,1523,comic2-1544.png,"did you know that every verb sense of ""experiment"" can be replaced with ""do science"", we should get on that."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/ninja.png",20140715035842,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/ninja.png,image/png,FJ7JCZWTIHCWKWH2WX7L7VSQ5CI2DDZ2,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2813.png",20150401214836,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2813.png,image/png,G3F5AQAGE6ZAVSJQAF3CFKN75XTN26TB,2803,comic2-2813.png,i jogged yesterday and it was awful and i will do it again tomorrow; is this truly what stockholm syndrome feels like
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1774.png",20140711200317,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1774.png,image/png,GODR7YIZACE6RGYFX5AQBSNBF4NTZEKS,1750,comic2-1774.png,"""The latest celeb astronaut is a handsome T-Rex!  His mistress: the endless vacuum of lifeless space."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2732.png",20141106212826,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2732.png,image/png,KEDNLD4EL56CAOAT5OYA4TQKA3YFHSQO,2722,comic2-2732.png,"it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a boat."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-999.png",20140714055941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-999.png,image/png,LX36EHYQM2WDAR7TGXTEZXT6EHAU4XOM,967,comic2-999.png,ever since i turned 18!  am i developing as i should??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2103.png",20140710213837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2103.png,image/png,NT7OKEZSHYJ7WWRCPPU6GNJWRQZKDBUO,2092,comic2-2103.png,"looking up dirty words in numbers is WAY more fun than looking them up in the dictionary!  ASS: pi position 590,725 (ascii encoding).  BUTT: position 177,031,174.  BOOB: position 32,355,500.  8==D is at position 158,907,339.  MAY I JUST SAY: HOW EROTIC"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2206.png",20140710133030,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2206.png,image/png,Q6QN6KAZFA64RUB6K2XAXSX3J6G44FP2,2194,comic2-2206.png,And I Believe It Also Works If He's Got A Shrink Ray
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-447-2.png",20140715125132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-447-2.png,image/png,Y7IPGSVAJJ4XOMUCKB3W3C5D4Z5KU66G,508,comic2-447-2.png,let's dish!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2344.png",20121206075231,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2344.png,image/png,YZASDYXSB7W4MFLFJXBL5NLIHZ635SAT,2333,comic2-2344.png,"A further reminder to all Agents: if you come into visual contact with the ""Frosty"" artifact, do not observe his dancing for more than two seconds at a time, with total exposure kept below eleven seconds total.  Fifteen of the seventeen children known to have chased him ""here and there, all around the square"" have been admitted into [REDACTED] with symptoms of extreme ocular [REDACTED].  The remaining two, when examined, were found to have [DOCUMENT ABRUPTLY ENDS AT THIS POINT]"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-87.png",20140717215335,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-87.png,image/png,Z2IYLHQXWCHEO3ZFIHKCWBYNVD33DACV,91,comic2-87.png,tony only drinks socially
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3131.png",20170503174057,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3131.png,image/png,ZY7MIJJNNRLNLKBPPUOQPMTXOLJQNKKW,3126,comic2-3131.png,"i don't know if any of this is true about mapmakers, but i do know at a large enough scale, it's approximately correct"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2502.png",20140709142211,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2502.png,image/png,2MG233ZYCOAHLM5SE4S5HOWHM4WFHYQM,2490,comic2-2502.png,"it's not even a cool inflatable animal pool ring, it's like - a common brown squirrel inflatable animal pool ring"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1981.png",20110605105544,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1981.png,image/png,2OOU35OP4Z354HPR47VD3YFKDD6W7P47,1970,comic2-1981.png,"i hereby offer ""i helped run special events in the computer room"" as an easy detail that makes any story, true or not, more credible"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest4/dino2.png",20140715182427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest4/dino2.png,image/png,2XRLIYVQXFZFFKFWDPDAPAYXPWGE5S37,343,dino2.png,if we could look outside the last panel the utahraptor would appear to have a greenish tint perhaps
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-516.png",20101022000727,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-516.png,image/png,46FXEYDNVQ2X6DUTSYZKXVC3UIK4IESX,470,comic2-516.png,IT IS AN EXCITING OPPORTUNITY IS ALL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-974.png",20140714080438,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-974.png,image/png,6C5XYUAJ4O7M7CGGG3QY6QB42HBICA7C,942,comic2-974.png,i don't know what morris is on about; that story's awesome
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2606.png",20140709024917,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2606.png,image/png,7MHCYXLNOL5YVELNONYAVLUWYMM73RVW,2595,comic2-2606.png,"i now pronounce you ""three kids in a trenchcoat"" and ""giant ice cream cone in a wedding dress with a smiling face made out of sprinkles"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1889.png",20140711142800,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1889.png,image/png,7VOFBD7AQVMEQ3J6DXJBCI6BLJRQ5RFM,1878,comic2-1889.png,and the worst part is: you didn't even have anyone over last night!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-124.png",20140717212927,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-124.png,image/png,A2FJEGNYG46MKTCD44I635CGV4RFQAQT,115,comic2-124.png,he was so pleased with his 'zinger' that he left without telling his news!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2079.png",20140710233028,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2079.png,image/png,AZWTPVGD6PSBOFAFJ7URB7B3PEV7PD7R,2068,comic2-2079.png,comics written to salt-n-pepa's shoop: it is shorter to list comics not written to salt-n-pepa's shoop
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2689.png",20141003045050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2689.png,image/png,CEDPOAVLKNOFGVYLPULGPPACV4AWKYQU,2679,comic2-2689.png,The keystone to weight loss!  The secret to the body you've always desired that doctors DON'T want you to know!  JUST LICK A POOP
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2481.png",20140709154015,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2481.png,image/png,DZZDEGLJ35MVV722ZPJ5GX6OVY6SW2TW,2470,comic2-2481.png,"also the world series only involves north america but come on let's stop talking about that and start talking about Planet Hottie and also Hunkbody, The Habitable Moon"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-301.png",20140717193811,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-301.png,image/png,F2BYX3TVLA7TCMGFUQHEK7RFTLR3GFSE,250,comic2-301.png,and sometimes they even come back with '550 5.1.1 user not found'!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1496.png",20140712180020,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1496.png,image/png,GA4WZKBZBNX5XDWBDRSQ2AVSNW42PSQ4,1468,comic2-1496.png,"actually pretty happy with my quantum erotica, feeling like i have hit a new level in out of context panel 2s that will be useful for the randomizer"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-98.png",20140717215101,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-98.png,image/png,GPCSG6GCOII5YYFYKOWWMRNUSV74YEQS,97,comic2-98.png,my epitaph will read 'lessons in humility: part one'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3181.png",20171005033141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3181.png,image/png,JH27PNV6KXXSJ4OAP3QGYK5NYFUBZ6AY,3176,comic2-3181.png,"a cake left over from one of Batman's previous adventures, or the Riddler's own cake?  My answer: they each had their own giant cake and the Riddler was, eventually, punched into both"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-313.png",20140717193234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-313.png,image/png,R3D7EXBFMDMYWZJLHRVJSL2ZFAS76HBD,263,comic2-313.png,"a great way to justify things to yourself is to say, 'well, it's better than murdering people' (this works for everything except murdering people, for which you have to find something worse, like for instance making fan videos where you set buffy clips to pop songs from the 80s)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1493.png",20140712180231,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1493.png,image/png,UP2RXONJ62K3MIC5UERJVFKYUQBGBV6O,1465,comic2-1493.png,tada is a really weird word; the more i stare at it the more i am convinced
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/pig.png",20140717192536,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/pig.png,image/png,2VYMYF4A57WSGYZY6OMYJ7UW2B46XQSE,280,pig.png,genesis 19:32
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-588.png",20140715103529,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-588.png,image/png,5SVCQ74LYC2EK6ISKZCMBX63HVTPR3R7,549,comic2-588.png,s/owned/pwned/g
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2028.png",20140711023533,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2028.png,image/png,5VBJQPDGRLNTWUYM5UBY2YZYQJ4ATERF,2017,comic2-2028.png,i saw it in a documentary cartoon
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1233.png",20140713101819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1233.png,image/png,7QOEVIDPKOUSB323AVU32R6EN43AEFMP,1206,comic2-1233.png,guys! i'm beginning to think that the very concept of Australian Batman is flawed!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1577.png",20140712120710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1577.png,image/png,7YTHZM7CITJS7Z3EBJ7YB5GSMONAB5BY,1556,comic2-1577.png,"this one goes out to my sweetie jenn, who found wierd things in at the bottom of her coffee this morning!  SORRY BABY, YOU KNOW THE RULES: FIRST COMES COMICS AND THEN MAYBE EMPATHY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-35.png",20140717231548,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-35.png,image/png,B5PNWXXIUO2YRO35MX5FJQOFMKJOSNEZ,24,comic2-35.png,"ARTIST: Jim Croce
TITLE: I Have to Say I Love You In A Song"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1014.png",20140714044935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1014.png,image/png,BAURQBSYNCM3RDNVQPI4XK67Y5JYNFSH,982,comic2-1014.png,t-rex's friend is a stegosaurus.  they met on a forum for people who like words.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2161.png",20140710162708,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2161.png,image/png,CT2GBFIJGQXBGWMHRBL33DQ2W7WQ3URC,2149,comic2-2161.png,i feel like i should remind you of this fun fact: everyone who ever died is WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2186.png",20140710143356,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2186.png,image/png,DHDLACQPR6AWBLMZBRWMY5CURMZJH3KE,2174,comic2-2186.png,THEY... LIVE INSIDE ME NOW
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-718.png",20140715023934,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-718.png,image/png,DXXYREHLFN4RXMZF2CZOI7M6MPKGWS7P,687,comic2-718.png,t-rex's father is an enigma dipped in a few crazysauce predictions
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1320.png",20080828172152,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1320.png,image/png,EYZ3WWUZDLGTFSK7PLFWKHVQANLKMPER,1293,comic2-1320.png,"alternate endings: ""Nothing, YOUR HONOUR"", ""Nothing, PROFESSOR"", ""Nothing, SECRET SERVICE AGENT HIDING IN MY ROOM AND TRYING TO SPY ON ME AND DOING A TERRIBLE JOB OF IT. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/shep.png",20140717192433,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/shep.png,image/png,HXZXKJJWIKILQY2IYT3UWTK4OXXQSY26,282,shep.png,fourth wall cage match
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-309.png",20140717193050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-309.png,image/png,IUH4NOFQHVVGMMQFUU5WG3PLGVUHMUKA,267,comic2-309.png,a quiet portrait of life in the -650000th century (CE)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-755.png",20140715004234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-755.png,image/png,IV6RXRAP5M644MQVB2GLDMIDM5RV35CG,724,comic2-755.png,so tempted just put up panel 1 and nothing else
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-141.png",20140717212536,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-141.png,image/png,JLX22RBX3TOR6XHXBR5EVT3ORY4HXS53,127,comic2-141.png,for felicity and evlyn payton tayler
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-103.png",20140717214915,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-103.png,image/png,JSGISWFHRVRGZTBSWEUCF7FFXUEM5XO4,102,comic2-103.png,"alternate ending:

second-last panel:
t-rex:  there is?!  what is it?
utahraptor: well, let me tell you!  do you have five minutes?
t-rex: sure do!

last panel:
caption: FIVE MINUTES LATER
t-rex: wow!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1060.png",20140714014334,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1060.png,image/png,KHVFC7J3UUMOW77O4DFONP2WNDPRVYBF,1033,comic2-1060.png,"Richard Dawkins says we are going to die, and that that makes us the lucky ones! Richard Dawkins says a lot of things!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2087.png",20140710225319,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2087.png,image/png,KO4A5Q4BTZBONWDI7KNYHG3ULBPJDPRJ,2076,comic2-2087.png,"mangas slid down the wall, leaving a trail of something black behind them.  when they hit the ground they opened and closed and in doing so improvised a sort of locomotion that brought them ever closer, inch by inch, flap by flap, to the bed where i lay paralyzed.  i lost sight of them as they drew closer, but then felt, with an odd calmness, the cold wet touch of mangas sliding up my leg."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-350.png",20140715183317,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-350.png,image/png,R6FPEBNIW7FAJLBQOPYQDQNHDWZTM2CN,316,comic2-350.png,"yes, early nineties tv theme songs, here at qwantz.com"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1249.png",20140713090622,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1249.png,image/png,RK3KJCPROVTBSR6IZEYPJW6V43GGQQCY,1222,comic2-1249.png,let's never talk about death again!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-462.png",20140715170816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-462.png,image/png,ROC4C2RKOJOYRZAH6YGBBUMRQ7VNBUIE,424,comic2-462.png,'women in the mood to kiss' = cutest porn magazine title ever!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-456.png",20140715172845,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-456.png,image/png,U3WQ7OR4NF74UJ3MH5YSJZKCSE3KL5SA,416,comic2-456.png,'a volunteer-information serum?  i don't see why not!'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1253.png",20140713090349,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1253.png,image/png,V7GUXHUSCQPSTT42CAEQAKNARFSX7EDF,1226,comic2-1253.png,"well, it seems your mortgage application forms are all in order! i like that in a woman."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3095.png",20170201224217,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3095.png,image/png,W5LXGOJLSYWLZCDFIGKDGX3RYROAMYPO,3090,comic2-3095.png,SO UH YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF RUNNING ANY OF THIS PAST ME HUH BUD
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-64.png",20140717225148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-64.png,image/png,YVCE33O4VJYJJPK3B6IO6XVTUCCYQBPE,54,comic2-64.png,utahed-raptor
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-295.png",20140717194240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-295.png,image/png,2WB7HMGVOHXWGRODATSCXH7UGSFXSIHT,241,comic2-295.png,"well sir, seems to me that going to the movies with a t-rex would always be a treat"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1344.png",20140713031802,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1344.png,image/png,4LPXSL5AAUP7KTVCL6BCRDY7DLYAXUY3,1317,comic2-1344.png,MY BROTHER TOLD ME THIS JOKE OVER THE PHONE AND THEN WE WORKED TOGETHER TO RECONSTRUCT HOW FUNNY IT MUST HAVE BEEN BEFORE HE HEARD IT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2009.png",20140711051007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2009.png,image/png,6HNXW4BV4MDC4CVMFL52BO7ZS3KHGOS7,1998,comic2-2009.png,"panel 2 is a lot of t-rex's essays in full, including ""why i want to go deep sea diving"", ""why i ate twelve chickens"", and ""why i love it when friendships are strengthened by a mutual sharing of secrets"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-782.png",20140714223559,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-782.png,image/png,FOHXEXU2RO4EUMVDOZI6HARRQVYLVXV6,751,comic2-782.png,later: EMOTIONAL ISOLATION
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-740.png",20140715012405,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-740.png,image/png,IR6KQZOEPXBIIR44DXH4JFBZLMBGJ5YT,709,comic2-740.png,"for instance, in a book if the main character dies you can't go back and re-read the last few pages over and over again for like two hours trying to get him to survive, before finally throwing the book away in disgust because that last page is friggin impossible"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1117.png",20080924092337,http://www.qwantz.com//comics/comic2-1117.png,image/png,IXJWZNVYKVOE5IKNM727EHEU5YCRXBGZ,1090,comic2-1117.png,"In the draft, T-Rex finished panel 1 with ""From now on, call me Tony Verificationism!"" and when Utahraptor calls T-Rex ""T-Rex"" in panel 5, he interrupts him and says, ""Tony."" But there wasn't room! So add it in your mind, okay? Signed, Ryan North, Actual Cartoonist "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2576.png",20140709050953,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2576.png,image/png,MO52GZCUNGCO3BTAEZXG67RGOG2C5QHF,2565,comic2-2576.png,"all you need is a shop called ""mysterious ways"" and then technically a lot of people could work in mysterious ways"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1951.png",20110413162930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1951.png,image/png,POB4WC56FRCUKBRQZYRBIO6XQWNSGIZS,1940,comic2-1951.png,"i was going to make that be ""years later"" instead of an imagined future, with the escape hatch that t-rex and utahraptor could just be doing a play years later!  but then i thought, wait, wait, that could be the most unsatisfying plot twist ever in time"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2823.png",20150514090951,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2823.png,image/png,TOYUB3UVROPY6ALX7ZMGODKCUK4SN5YA,2813,comic2-2823.png,"you know when a government program called ""atoms for peace"" creates ""atomic gardening"" that you have reached... Peak 1950s"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2879.png",20150902204314,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2879.png,image/png,TS7B72VNFLSOD6HJRYHAAB522AYFYCMX,2870,comic2-2879.png,"is ""nobody who loves me ever stops"" the saddest sentence i have ever written?  it's hard to say, but it DOES remind me of all the people who have loved me and then, as one does, stopped"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3129.png",20170516073204,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3129.png,image/png,UDODYT226IYPMQ22ZSZM7S75XFMKC6SC,3124,comic2-3129.png,"buy a hammer and all your problems look like nails, buy a record scratch sound effect generator and all your problems make you want to turn to the camera and exclaim ""say WHAAAAAAAAT?"": an objective improvement"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1664.png",20140712050801,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1664.png,image/png,ZDBUDQBTY2R3GLKFITDWXBDN3DJLCBF5,1642,comic2-1664.png,"if you think it's so dogs can drink from the toilet, dogs can learn to use the faucet instead!  now THAT is a future worth fighting for, my friends"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3287.png",20180503040258,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3287.png,image/png,4NPCMMXMFLZF6UEDQVFBTGLZWOWDOOAQ,3281,comic2-3287.png,"ANYWAY, I GUESS THE MORAL IS MURDER??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-707.png",20140715030251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-707.png,image/png,5ANUA3XNMMA2F2FXRLTELIFNYF6XIH53,676,comic2-707.png,"albrecht von haller (1777) and joseph henry green (1863) were two such doctors who died with the word 'stopped' on their lips.  if you can take your own pulse, it might be a pretty cool way to go."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-842.png",20140714172947,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-842.png,image/png,CJIYET3SMDI5F2FGODHPVWFHMDDFQVJI,811,comic2-842.png,BINGO
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1597.png",20140712103507,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1597.png,image/png,E2MLKFJA6KFGQR6RRQ4WFSE6MPLVGKIO,1576,comic2-1597.png,"after finishing this comic, i found out that mumler actually destroyed all of his negatives shortly before his death, perhaps in a bid to prevent future generations from still having his photos around and, with our modern eyes and greater familiarity with photography, seeing them as the ridiculous, transparent fraud they were!  MUMLER TRIED TO PREVENT THIS VERY COMIC FROM HAPPENING, YOU GUYS.  THERE IS A CHEEZED OFF GHOST OF MUMLER IN THE ROOM WITH ME RIGHT NOW, AND HE'S - HE'S TOTALLY CHEEZED I BET"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3041.png",20160920191332,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3041.png,image/png,FPVESVYGLFC2HFV4HNRD6KQJ3BRP6QMH,3035,comic2-3041.png,"christmas rules everything around me, not an easter bunny, li'l li'l elves y'all"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-876.png",20140714144826,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-876.png,image/png,FQ4MTNRU5GFWV4PWWOV7U3FH5GL7VH7J,845,comic2-876.png,"my every discarded sock, my every unwashed dish, my every cup, left forgotten, inexplicably half-full with cola and chocolate sauce."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-580.png",20140715112542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-580.png,image/png,G7GFM3RBCKQNMPKF3WHXQGPNBOOQDQOW,541,comic2-580.png,t-rex also thinks that deep and important friendships are pretty okay
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2166.png",20140710162210,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2166.png,image/png,HBJX6D7ALWIV42JENZ2Z2JGLX2OHSNMF,2154,comic2-2166.png,"not even one sexie, huh?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1413.png",20140712223130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1413.png,image/png,NYONWLIMT2C5QIKDNJ2HG6FRNM5ZVDD5,1386,comic2-1413.png,"who got through the whole comic without saying ""baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more"" even though he was thinking it the whole time? it's me, RYAN!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2144.png",20140710182736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2144.png,image/png,PXQVXGAKCJC2FXNKTGOAP6S37CXMFCTI,2132,comic2-2144.png,"a few weeks ago t-rex said he had too many friends already. that's, um, that's no longer a problem"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1153.png",20140713164612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1153.png,image/png,Q2IG4FZUMQUGAMIGIKTIOW75EIY7IGUO,1126,comic2-1153.png,this weekend i bought a lady a chocolate bar so she'd like me more
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2499.png",20140709142455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2499.png,image/png,Q7FKBUYXNSH6Y44IHIM4J7UTYQPVYVZG,2487,comic2-2499.png,"rich people: how fun is it?  prove it.  to me.  by inviting me over to your radical yacht with a cool helicopter on it and saying ""here take these keys; i don't care what happens to this cool helicopter and radical yacht""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1105.png",20140713195216,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1105.png,image/png,RL32HYRPVBK72BZG5LU2V3NHW2CIXWI5,1078,comic2-1105.png,mr. tusks!! that's not how evolution works!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2809.png",20150409172328,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2809.png,image/png,T2FIBD3OPX6PEHM3BG76EEFBZDZFUXPC,2799,comic2-2809.png,how are your holes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1489.png",20140712182026,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1489.png,image/png,TE4XS53DTE5S6RRJVO3H66L56WN3UONW,1461,comic2-1489.png,"while john campbell's long john silver's sponsorship didn't work out, here's hoping my super mario wiki one will"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2224.png",20140710121553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2224.png,image/png,TVHCGOWMCXFY3IKN2XJAN3URDC35SHOJ,2212,comic2-2224.png,utahraptor this banner you hung up over here is super convenient and matches our conversation perfectly!  how did you know??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2842.png",20150603181403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2842.png,image/png,X7U7MXVM2RACAOM5TI65C4PT3RIINM3O,2832,comic2-2842.png,"sorry if you didn't come to my comic today to read about bodies and holes but it's too late now, it's much much MUCH too late now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1334.png",20140713035703,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1334.png,image/png,Y3D3TUDQWS6NCSNYDBM7GKSRB2BTFYGK,1307,comic2-1334.png,"The issue in an ongoing series is once you've done it and it wasn't a fluke, it's like you've shown that one of your characters got Superman powers. And then in the next episode when a building is about to fall over on someone, Superman's running around in circles saying ""Oh no what do we do? Frig frig frig"" and the audience is sitting there, furrowing their brows, one hand on their chin."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2868.png",20150805212351,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2868.png,image/png,YNX435SJDCHHACWTSKFQVQOEVPJCA7XT,2859,comic2-2868.png,"once you notice the sun is white, you may start noticing some other unsettling things, such as: a party guest nobody else can recall the next day, a tv commercial that's just static but which everyone else agrees advertised some ill-defined product, 34 straight hours during which all ""yellow sun"" people on Earth weren't present: you know, the usual"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-347.png",20140715183429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-347.png,image/png,Z7E3KWVVZKOBGNCKWF6NYQI5USLTOTOV,312,comic2-347.png,'bicurious teens don't need to advertise'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2819.png",20150407024906,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2819.png,image/png,2H27TTUPOTZFMXH2AEEYDBLA6YIGU4UU,2809,comic2-2819.png,"so hey I googled ""how to start a new life"" to research this comic, and I JUST WANT TO SAY, I'm happy with my current life.  If I disappear suddenly don't let my Google search history make you think I did it on purpose!!  Also, hopefully all cops read the alt text on all web comics, thanks in advance officers"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2788.png",20150305044945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2788.png,image/png,5IXZ5R464VRDG4LP2ASKNJ2NEIYRDEVS,2778,comic2-2788.png,"and it's like, HELLO, why would I ever want to be friends with people whose opinions are objectively WORSE than mine??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-572.png",20140715113332,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-572.png,image/png,64DADDGJVZ6XC4EJCCS4GC25FCL473SW,533,comic2-572.png,"hey, the sensual sensation was my nickname in high school!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2604.png",20140709025117,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2604.png,image/png,747YIVDU7XVK52WGKPCIHVPR6OB3FZ7S,2593,comic2-2604.png,the sixth panel and the second panel are just zoomed versions of each other.  IT'S TRUE.  I'M SORRY.  I COULDN'T BEAR CARRYING THIS TERRIBLE SECRET ANY LONGER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1361.png",20140713021940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1361.png,image/png,7BFP2WTRZHLNOWDRFMQRZ5SLBAFMIP7S,1334,comic2-1361.png,"i couldn't find any other reference for ""frigedun"" except for wikipedia, so wikipedia, you better not let me down on this one, i swear to god"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-732.png",20140715014407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-732.png,image/png,7LK3UIRXE6K3OG5E2TCV5NEJCPZJQHUZ,701,comic2-732.png,yeah so fantasy land actually kinda sucks
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-725.png",20140715014907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-725.png,image/png,BA6XM56N2YQCXFEDOSOWFJAXDS6ZETUG,694,comic2-725.png,"everyone else is all 'oh i felt like i could really make a difference here' and t-rex is all 'well, uh, i wanted to show up my friend?  he's a utahraptor'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic1-1.png",20140710004445,http://qwantz.com/comics/comic1-1.png,image/png,BKXLJGENLK7J5Q53NTSBSVAUEZZDVT4A,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-481.png",20140715162711,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-481.png,image/png,D5MKJJFLFAA6ZY2NOU6AD76E4F4WQRDT,439,comic2-481.png,"'burnsauce' may be new slang, but i feel confident it will catch on because i like it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1234.png",20140713101742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1234.png,image/png,ETHSBFYNE6SQYCOQ3MQCBOXMZ46JASMF,1207,comic2-1234.png,"i'm literally sick of intensifiers. here, i'll show you. it's just around that tree there."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2766.png",20150206052225,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2766.png,image/png,LQ4MQQSP7QZCHT2SMA5FSCNWZOWJSZFL,2756,comic2-2766.png,HO HO HO HO HO HO revel in His immortal chant HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO tonight He comes HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2516.png",20140709133836,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2516.png,image/png,MM5XNMB6ANHN5X2DCFL7KND3HM3CY4OD,2504,comic2-2516.png,this is so friggin' chad
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2168.png",20140710162041,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2168.png,image/png,S6D4IBZF3WZBV2CF2PEDUSE6V757A3AM,2156,comic2-2168.png,delicious_marinated_ribs_ULTRAHIGHRES_NOTAFAKE.jpg
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2193.png",20140710135707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2193.png,image/png,TKLUYIYTRPEIHIUKVDPBII2NRDLUF4EJ,2181,comic2-2193.png,"and i'm PRETTY SURE I could add on a few more nines, history peeps"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2328.png",20140710053919,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2328.png,image/png,X67JRKK6HUS4ZNCQBDLOTLF37NMG3HY3,2317,comic2-2328.png,"MOM AND DAD DO NOT READ THIS COMIC.  IF YOU HAVE ALREADY READ IT, THEN MAN ISN'T IT WEIRD HOW VICTOR WROTE THIS COMIC?  YES HE SENT ME THIS COMIC STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE.  WHAT A WEIRD BROTHER I HAVE, HA HA HA"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-813.png",20140714202406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-813.png,image/png,ZAXHU6VDEL2ECAS2NLVUSI5JYMIUI2BA,782,comic2-813.png,"if you are ever writing a biography of t-rex, you can say ""T-Rex is about 25 years old and is a large green Tyrannosaurus Rex.  In the future, he is destined to punch out a turkey."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1668.png",20140712043507,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1668.png,image/png,2CLONMWSUSMOR4Q6OB5I5D3WAZET52VH,1645,comic2-1668.png,"by ""future archeologists"" i mean ""future MOON archeologists, but it's a well-known fact that anything proceeded by the adjective ""future"" sort of already has ""moon"" implied there"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-630.png",20140715064307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-630.png,image/png,H5KHKK32TR3THINUMM5NPFSQXFAXX2EH,591,comic2-630.png,"if by 'religious scholars' you mean dan brown and by 'some [of these divinities] even have sex in the woods' you mean the all-attractive krishna, then HECK YES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1296.png",20140713061150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1296.png,image/png,KASG4CSRVJWCN63WPUX2B6ONSTDDUVLO,1269,comic2-1296.png,"but which song goes with which, ah, THAT is the question"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-911.png",20140714121932,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-911.png,image/png,L22GFHV5QP5FUST4SE7TSBUW3PACO5YO,880,comic2-911.png,"can you just call utahraptor and, you know, casually mention that you would though?  i PROMISE there'll be no consequences.  i PROMISE."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1546.png",20140712151855,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1546.png,image/png,N4XXBFW5Y4KNM6XB7DZK4WLHUUAJLZM5,1525,comic2-1546.png,"the asteroid, not the planet.  well, either one is super manly actually"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1640.png",20140712061115,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1640.png,image/png,QKGOU2LA5VERGI4MSWC3WRL5BM25NDTT,1618,comic2-1640.png,"i wrote the ""cats and kittens, chicks and dudes!"" in the first panel as an ""attention, ladies and gentlemen!"" sort of thing, but the more i think about it the more i think it works better as a super rad curse, like something you'd say right after you stub your toe.  ""cats and kittens, chicks and dudes!! that hurts like hell."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-927.png",20140714120653,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-927.png,image/png,RIAWCKAGPUPFWR7GF7PCQE67H4PGO4CL,897,comic2-927.png,"please, sir, come in!  take off your jaunty chapeau and vest and have some tea, and we'll talk about this partying!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3074.png",20161207221946,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3074.png,image/png,RQGH3ULANEVLCS35HB42PQQM6DL6PIVJ,3068,comic2-3074.png,"Volcanoes probably create lightning by charged particles inside their ash clouds!  AND THAT'S EVEN *MORE* SCIENCE FOR YOUR PEEPERS, WHICH SCIENTISTS ALSO CALL ""EYES""!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-604.png",20140715083413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-604.png,image/png,SMZB4FQDRZJJQL7J3GGLMHAVSUDFWKQW,565,comic2-604.png,IT'S BEEN THAT SORT OF MONTH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-955.png",20140714101804,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-955.png,image/png,TL2IQDVYTODVVSNIOTZ7DX5QHIIMRAX2,923,comic2-955.png,FOOLS!  this female gender was the final piece I needed to complete my doomsday device!  it runs on caring and stereotypes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1301.png",20140713053800,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1301.png,image/png,V7NXIKSLFSNGGTLQRZXLVQY4UTQZAEMF,1274,comic2-1301.png,'conspiracies!!' is said in much the same way as one might say 'ice cream!!' on a warm summer's day
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-69.png",20140717225013,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-69.png,image/png,WQR2RSTMNKTUD3T5RV7CZ4FGARQ5DOIW,58,comic2-69.png,"so much of this comic comes from bitter, hard-earned experience"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1865.png",20140711153454,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1865.png,image/png,3YYPFN5WLAINUSHZQPFPZB2SPJP23MOP,1854,comic2-1865.png,"an internet comic comes out in favour of internet access not being down, WHAT A SURPRISE RYAN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1550.png",20140712143012,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1550.png,image/png,6SNMSNV7ZSMU2CPRIIB7FTI6PTIV3F65,1529,comic2-1550.png,"anyway, what's for girlfriend"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1721.png",20140711235010,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1721.png,image/png,7SPTRSKVSFOVJ5X2QVCDZZOUVYYAECDL,1697,comic2-1721.png,"this is a thought experiment proposed by australian philosopher Frank Jackson, and I tell you his nationality only to assure you that, yes, reading today's comic in an australian accent is TOTALLY ALLOWED.  and if you already read all my comics in an australian accent, well then, you're already coming out ahead"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2712.png",20141002014937,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2712.png,image/png,DJ6WUTZKZ3NROYXVH4J6NOJMAGKQ6CO5,2702,comic2-2712.png,FIRST PLACE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-539.png",20140715131328,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-539.png,image/png,ETTHUP4BJWCA6E4MWV3GM7CWAMZED23G,499,comic2-539.png,you have to imagine 'time of your life' by green day playing over the last panel
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1846.png",20140711165137,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1846.png,image/png,FT7BHFPOMPOLKKGX5WMJE4RS7RADFHP4,1835,comic2-1846.png,"the english language says no, but i'm afraid i'm going to have to insist"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3163.png",20170708052131,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3163.png,image/png,I5TFZWV77VRHBRW2QA5Y63RTHIWRG6PW,3158,comic2-3163.png,"later: the world's largest diamond is extremely disappointing, we're all expecting something cartoonishly large, like the size of an extra-large pizza, MINIMUM, but then when you see it you can fit it in your hand and you realize cartoons have ruined us for reality, the end"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1830.png",20140711173631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1830.png,image/png,IZ2M3UAMXC73WTNKTWITYVDBX3YZUSWL,1819,comic2-1830.png,"my friend Dr. Priya says that ""the amount of awareness required to perform the tap (and know what you're looking for) would likely mobilize the inhibition pathways sufficiently to prevent a successful result"", so you actually need a friend to tap your face.  THIS FINAL TITLE TEXT SENTENCE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK / ON ACCOUNT OF HOW YOU ARE CURRENTLY ASKING THE PERSON BESIDE YOU TO TAP YOUR FACE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2982.png",20160504201627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2982.png,image/png,R56RTBZHOVXFLT4APWW7AP553TTXHC6T,2976,comic2-2982.png,"if you ever feel like you're in danger, try learning math!  after all, there's always... safety in numbers"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1335.png",20140713035607,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1335.png,image/png,ZBWMNOVCZAWZJ6BW442MDNZAKJEHPHYJ,1308,comic2-1335.png,he's at a board meeting. it's the future! maybe he snuck in?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2330.png",20140710050703,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2330.png,image/png,ZNSXDQNPY4G7QXCF2G3FI6ICENWC4H7E,2319,comic2-2330.png,"Norway Atlantic's brother, Chad, took the wheel.  ""We're driving this boat straight into the White House,"" he whispered through clenched teeth.  The boat sped up to 150 knots.  They can too go that fast: you just think they can't because your family doesn't have one.  My dad has five of them, but he keeps them in another town.  He lets me drive them sometimes.  He got them because he works at Nintendo."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1247.png",20140713090731,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1247.png,image/png,34VZK4YV7XRR52KLQQRLQGLO2EUYD2MV,1220,comic2-1247.png,"when t-rex says ""looking at punches"", he means, like, the kind of punches that make people sit down and have birds tweet around their head. not the kind that's in a bowl with a ladle. that one is only sometimes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1762.png",20140711202819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1762.png,image/png,4W426FZNJKKIQF4XIVYU3XURW4HGSEOE,1738,comic2-1762.png,the other half are helping them so consider me to be PERFECTLY UNMOVED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-540.png",20140715131240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-540.png,image/png,7JAXE5SKKHKKE6ZO4NBVYNDDJK4AXM3E,500,comic2-540.png,AAAHHHHH.  also!  i totally stole 'come bleed with us' from an organization promoting group menstruation
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2706.png",20141002184326,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2706.png,image/png,C3JPLZ5ZG627KDKLCXQU6LSINY4MEV7B,2696,comic2-2706.png,"this comic assumes that sherlock holmes and spider-man were real people.  future generations will do the same, assuming they only ever read my comic!  FUTURE GENERATIONS: STOP READING NOW, I DECLARE YOUR RESEARCH COMPLETE.  SERIOUSLY, STOP, I *PROMISE* YOUR HISTORY CLASSES WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2234.png",20140710112221,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2234.png,image/png,G2ZYCXG6NNDTKDNKB26KWEBPBDQLBWQC,2222,comic2-2234.png,HISTORY'S GREATEST GHOSTS / ARE NOW VAMPIRES TOO
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1834.png",20140711171655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1834.png,image/png,J4GAN5NU2QY2VYHQPIYJWBET3FHG5NKR,1823,comic2-1834.png,we'll be wearing the same outfits we wore when we did something awesome together that year.  it will be amazing.  i'm serious.  it's the perfect present.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1217.png",20140713111406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1217.png,image/png,MWMFSPQDJTIKI6MMSQ5MX6KDST4GHIYE,1190,comic2-1217.png,bruce willis: GOOD TO HAVE AROUND?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1696.png",20140712021356,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1696.png,image/png,NVFR2EC4OTG5BJULBMDZRV63GGBGDGZJ,1670,comic2-1696.png,"expect a comic looking forward to snowmen and sliding on ice in november, i am as fickle as a summer's rain, yet twice as sweet"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-08.png",20140717232346,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-08.png,image/png,OOZ5GS2RRPVGO5D5K22JBKQWFLJ7MHM5,5,comic2-08.png,thanks to the skepticosaurus
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1519.png",20140712160707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1519.png,image/png,SEIZVQLA5OI2NLRH5NALEVYNY4IA3YJR,1499,comic2-1519.png,eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2764.png",20150206054957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2764.png,image/png,VPI5EQDKVEYUFKZQUWYKQUSQF5EG55NP,2754,comic2-2764.png,"JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M J-ING SOME VERY PARTICULAR Os RIGHT NOW"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1158.png",20140713164301,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1158.png,image/png,W2GIRBLDFENRTHRFLSCI2PV66ZCIMJHW,1131,comic2-1158.png,SCIENCE DUDES! I AM AN AMATEUR WITH A CONCERN ABOUT TIME TRAVEL. YOU SHOULD ANSWER YOUR PHONES MORE OFTEN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2217.png",20140710125137,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2217.png,image/png,W77NQB5EEXMIWYNQF2E2SURZC6FIIVZ2,2205,comic2-2217.png,"tagline for the first movie: ""SOMETIMES FATE... IS CAST IN STONE"" and/or ""EVEN DEMIGODS CAN HIT ROCK BOTTOM"".  tagline for the second movie: ""WELCOME BACK... TO 'HIGH' SCHOOL"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2164.png",20140710162414,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2164.png,image/png,WDCB4OZWQGDYOQZEM5Y5ENLX2SCZQBFR,2152,comic2-2164.png,"utahraptor, these aliens would meet us and say ""why don't they use the feelings washroom"" at the same time we'd be saying ""why don't they use the regular washroom""!  and we'd each have the same ""eww gross"" tone in our voices!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest7/mcninjaqwantz.gif",20140714041157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest7/mcninjaqwantz.gif,image/gif,WJ3M2BQUEC27ZYGRJIV3IUK34S7CSHMD,993,mcninjaqwantz.gif,TROUBLE IN PARADISE??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2873.png",20150816180121,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2873.png,image/png,ZMYKB3FOGQVZKID3SMTRZATCAQAONP5J,2864,comic2-2873.png,"that's not true: their bodies may also be purified through deep frying.  just be sure not to drink the frying fat afterwards, AND MAY I ADD, what even are your life choices where you're drinking used frying fat anyway"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1501.png",20140712174118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1501.png,image/png,4G5FLXAYCFELLIFDIB5EC2U4AFCGY2ZG,1473,comic2-1501.png,"basically anything that boils down to ""x died today while doing something that batman normally does"" is pretty awesome"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1015.png",20140714044855,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1015.png,image/png,A3N73P6RZDAOUKWFXCRQAXIX7DLZP2FT,983,comic2-1015.png,"T-Rex used to think foreshadowing was a real yawnfest, but had a change of heart about it when he came across that explosion example in a book he was reading.  Basically every page was like that, with characters loudly announcing that they hope they don't get blown up, and then they get blown up on the next page!  It was a pretty awesome book, you guys"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2787.png",20150305045009,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2787.png,image/png,I5U757J77IOGGNBJNRTHYSLWIBXUJFJA,2777,comic2-2787.png,and me all this time thinking it was non-non-NON heinous
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/acidkeg.jpg",20140717192037,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/acidkeg.jpg,image/jpeg,IEFXJVKYZMGOZYMIQMD7AFZ3XGMIEFSJ,284,acidkeg.jpg,i LIKE the background
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2466.png",20140709162350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2466.png,image/png,INOCTJMN4SCYI5SVO64OSWF327SQD7HS,2455,comic2-2466.png,steinbeck: nobel and pulitzer prize-winning author whose every book is secret failed erotica??  IT IS TRULY IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2194.png",20140710134105,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2194.png,image/png,M4II3EMLO7CSOHPK5TWA4MPARMNUREJR,2182,comic2-2194.png,How Come A Boat Can Sink When I Never Saw A Duck Do That
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3236.png",20180103234730,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3236.png,image/png,ML5WRC4OONQ6ULO4MB6GMZBVTJJQPICM,3231,comic2-3236.png,in a good way!  IN A GOOD WAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-894.png",20140714141954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-894.png,image/png,O3GW6HZFPW4Q37MVWFUPMT6ACQWOMWT3,863,comic2-894.png,"i sit really quietly, and when they try to talk to me i play 'in the hall of the mountain king' on a synthesizer that only synthesizes the screams of children"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2638.png",20140709010147,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2638.png,image/png,RRJ3R3ZKZLUOLMH56JYEB6NZ7363Z2E6,2628,comic2-2638.png,"DUE TO A HARDWARE CONFLICT, THIS SOFTWARE UPGRADE CAN ONLY BE INSTALLED DURING THE FIRST TWO THOUSAND DAYS AFTER YOUR FIRST BOOT.  THIS IS A KNOWN ISSUE."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2327.png",20140710055538,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2327.png,image/png,SMXPQNNOTCGJDY4LDM5CXTVPPE6TSUXA,2316,comic2-2327.png,"panel seven: a banner above t-rex's head reads ""Oceans: they hate terrestrial life, but you can't really blame them.""  Beneath it, T-Rex is saying ""We put our poop in there is the thing!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-682.png",20140715045450,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-682.png,image/png,TY75PEWWVV4X2WZ4PUCBBQHZG7VPALD7,641,comic2-682.png,the campaign was one of those 'i'll put up posters myself' sort of things
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2062.png",20140710235945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2062.png,image/png,U3CW4JKOWTCCNKE2MMDLJGIGMN7PXBPW,2051,comic2-2062.png,"in looking up the colour mummy brown i found many people (moms?) calling themselves ""mummy brown"" and that's gross, moms"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2117.png",20140710204054,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2117.png,image/png,UCTPDRGFVLZFAKJA3ZD4EOULM5HRFNLF,2106,comic2-2117.png,"type ""gonorrhea"" into google once as a spell check and google's creepy stalker brain will give you gonorrhea ads for the rest of your life!  and you don't even get the much classier uk spelling of ""gonorrhoea"" as a suggestion.  so um, why not check it and see?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2687.png",20141003045130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2687.png,image/png,VKU67ABLZ2ZZSIYY4YWHQZP7T7FBNC2Y,2677,comic2-2687.png,"DID YOU KNOW: the expression ""holy cow"" could have come from an earlier expression ""holey cow"", referring to a cow with holes in it?  it's actually technically possible!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1227.png",20140713110806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1227.png,image/png,X6GPZ6PLJD7ICHXEBP4MQYKRZO6SFYJ7,1200,comic2-1227.png,T-REX IF I SAID NOT TO HAVE SEXY FUN TIMES IN THE PAST IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASTIC OR SOMETHING SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO HAVE AS SEXY A FUN TIME AS YOU FIND YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3221.png",20180104011056,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3221.png,image/png,XK7OMADPL5EGCPD5XWRFFPF6UI5EGJBK,3216,comic2-3221.png,"Folks, I feel like our use of the phrase ""a folk"" started out as nonstandard, but here, on the other side, it now feels entirely natural.  A folk has no regrets about this, and encourages all other folks to look at their folks and tell them about the new ways a folk can be a folk"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-867.png",20140714154008,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-867.png,image/png,XKSBSMLRTGORGNFCO7YCUFFHJ4UMMGQ2,836,comic2-867.png,"every conversation in this universe ends like that.  you might think it gets tiring, but nope!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1018.png",20140714043136,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1018.png,image/png,YD6RPR2N2TW6W5GG2TAGAKT6HY2WR6Z2,986,comic2-1018.png,futurists: i totally summed up your art movement in one sentence.  SORRY???
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1327.png",20140713040241,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1327.png,image/png,YJTABZV5YLP4SKL2FYTAYUQXW45OUEOF,1300,comic2-1327.png,"frig, my spanish stereotypes are just as out of date as my ideas of what day it is!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2368.png",20140710010323,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2368.png,image/png,ZKIBJSG72CVEC56E676FOJJVEQPE7AOS,2357,comic2-2368.png,"this is a gross recipe, there's no spices, nobody make this unless you add some dried and flaked vegetable matter to the fleshy mash"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-220.png",20140717200054,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-220.png,image/png,2RSCBEPAFRZZSNG2KU46IYV6B6LR4T6J,201,comic2-220.png,"the best part of etymologies is that usually nobody really knows, so the best story wins!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2597.png",20140709035959,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2597.png,image/png,2XB6BIDAE55S56WROA6Y6BARISBTD5MC,2586,comic2-2597.png,"yes, we're still literally licking our wounds.  we got into violent fights about semantics wherein our skin was broken, and in case you didn't notice, blood is extremely tasty"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2501.png",20140709142303,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2501.png,image/png,5FZ7BZEFXDI42Z4ZMEYAO4Q6UK7ZIQUM,2489,comic2-2501.png,"later haters, for i am now and forever beyond your reach"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-731.png",20140715014501,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-731.png,image/png,BCQJ5XZZJL5JR77LMJNNO4ZVMQUCI6V5,700,comic2-731.png,IT'S NOT ACTUALLY THAT ATTRACTIVE BUT EVERYONE SAYS IT IS BECAUSE OF COLONIALISM
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2866.png",20150805212358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2866.png,image/png,FSYQP2OTQWOGVRL4JEX3N64VB3Z55YG4,2857,comic2-2866.png,"panel six counts because ""pizza"" is in it, and placing a pizza as a topping on top of another pizza is the highest and most evolved form of pizza"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1497.png",20140712175936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1497.png,image/png,GXL3S4URM7UXADUFRIWYKKIA4ER2MEEH,1469,comic2-1497.png,"on the other hand, who am i kidding, perhaps not"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3321.png",20180813052618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3321.png,image/png,HYKDUN65HCQQBZQKG4BDWIE73NCBE7MQ,3316,comic2-3321.png,"besides his cyber legs, Morocco Mali also has a cyber eye and a cyber finger, and whatever he believes in sounds a-ok to me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-249-2.png",20140717195417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-249-2.png,image/png,IYCRV3MMCYA672347XJ56OQBZDBVUATU,216,comic2-249-2.png,"because otherwise, he would have done it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2140.png",20140710184607,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2140.png,image/png,IZQB572R3YA2I4PCT3CM37VEC6PGCNTH,2128,comic2-2140.png,"t-rex's erotic fiction characters, amelia and antonio tony, are lifted from t-rex's real life erotic non-fiction characters of the same name"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2490.png",20140709151658,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2490.png,image/png,JMNBM3ZC7756S7Z26FA3ARYZC4KXKZ7M,2479,comic2-2490.png,"that sigh is half sorrow for being dumber than a baby, and half wistful anticipation of future mealtime treats.  it is a brand new emotion, one full of contradiction and meat, easily eclipsing all previous emotions in both intensity and memorability."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-565.png",20140715120807,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-565.png,image/png,KHJRZWMR6DWO2L7HFIHQDCSAL5HKHVSX,526,comic2-565.png,not too shabby!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-861.png",20140714154543,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-861.png,image/png,KVP2G5AYALOZJEFCZSBC3SQWN2AAXPUM,829,comic2-861.png,ryan can we have one comic about serious issues without full frontal PLEASE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2528.png",20131129142200,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2528.png,image/png,LNPWE3XIXJNW2GAN7S4PAWTFDP7H5HHA,2517,comic2-2528.png,"Anyway I forgot to mention the babysitter kept hearing noises in the basement but every time she went down to check, all she could find was the in retrospect very realistic statue of a murderer with a knife that she assumed the parents kept stored in the basement for some reason and also dressed in warm clothes.  Yes, that's right.  Throw that on top of your pile of terror, please."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-667.png",20140715051916,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-667.png,image/png,LTOLJTXR5LAUSBEPOSWX53T2ABAKIMHQ,626,comic2-667.png,panel 4 really raises more questions than it answers
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-671.png",20140715051708,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-671.png,image/png,ONNHP3RJSIKOFFTDLHGN4BJZD3JGZ4D2,630,comic2-671.png,"t-rex acts as sort of an impartial third-party go-between for people on earth, and, uh, the moon"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2642.png",20140709005742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2642.png,image/png,U6MJWZMCJ7SM245XGQ4OGWKUYYQ2DOVB,2632,comic2-2642.png,YES it can transform.  it can transform into a similar car but with its doors open.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-664.png",20140715052021,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-664.png,image/png,YGH7AYVLT6HWNV552IJGSGRKTMAZIXTD,624,comic2-664.png,I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN IF MY ONLINE COMPATRIOTS ARE MERELY EMPLOYING SARCASM WHEN RESPONDING TO MY EL OH ELS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3236.png",20180208081150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3236.png,image/png,YICU7ZVM447D36NA73QRWXFZY3POQBBS,3231,comic2-3236.png,in a good way!  IN A GOOD WAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1870.png",20140711145925,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1870.png,image/png,YU6TV4MILK34766OJL6YGKDGWVXTTXHP,1859,comic2-1870.png,"""alright, alright, no more ice puns.  'water' the problems we're facing, gentlemen??"" - CAPTAIN ROBERT SCOTT?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-194.png",20140717201108,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-194.png,image/png,2SDVKCQYGYUYYGZSUGVACEEASDNDG7DV,176,comic2-194.png,"they were going to call it 'dinobore' comics originally, but 'dinosnore' came through at the last second"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2460.png",20140709164402,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2460.png,image/png,2TB2SB7224H6NYM3AYW7ZW4YD5UJLVU3,2449,comic2-2460.png,first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.  OR WILL I??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1508.png",20140712164950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1508.png,image/png,4U5SYOS7XIEN3SN7BM34XGV44MLN62TF,1480,comic2-1508.png,"god's talking about the shaw play and not the greek myth. the greek myth is where this dude falls in love with a statue he made, and he gives it presents, but he's sad because the statue just stands there. but THEN it's a happy ending because the statue comes to life, and THEN, he sexes up the statue and has a kid with the statue!! ladies and gentlemen, the greek myths"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-838.png",20140714174739,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-838.png,image/png,4VESL3G2XIBFLUVQ76PFTFIBYX64CQM4,807,comic2-838.png,well met!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1882.png",20140711143320,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1882.png,image/png,G3BA4URZTRNBXYXIODMCOCDRQAY5UGHG,1871,comic2-1882.png,superman?  in MY reality?  it's less likely than you think. :(
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-708.png",20140715030204,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-708.png,image/png,JCR334UEQIVALDTMS6L5VJGCN22SYIEP,677,comic2-708.png,IT IS TODAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-257.png",20140717195157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-257.png,image/png,KOXL6ETH5ZH3LYIVDXX5FWXIY64AAEVP,221,comic2-257.png,'i will do this using capitalism' would look pretty good on a t-shirt
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2549.png",20140709111750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2549.png,image/png,L5LDBFIQWXZV7HZXR5S2C4T5DUSGNA4K,2538,comic2-2549.png,"and if so, how hot??  like on a scale of one to ""wow, that's frankly too hot"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2520.png",20140709131852,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2520.png,image/png,NFOHMD2VR62X7KVDXOCIOM2U5FFB3NXF,2509,comic2-2520.png,never send a spider-fan to do a batfan's job
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2955.png",20160302205417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2955.png,image/png,TW62UG4QEDGYC3ICBM7DG6DSRJSKIPLO,2948,comic2-2955.png,"""if you have your characters point out how erotic everything is, the reader can't HELP but notice."" - the T-Rex School of Erotica Writing"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2423.png",20140709211414,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2423.png,image/png,UAEHFCJ2JDC4VO7T2UC73WZ4I3PAJNCR,2411,comic2-2423.png,"this is akin to us saying ""who put up that human poster"", which i trust we all say whenever the situation warrants"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1124.png",20140713185406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1124.png,image/png,2ZPDN5TWGIHBZE22RDVYO5JVTYSE3KTG,1097,comic2-1124.png,"originally one of the lines was ""There's a parallel universe where you're already regretting that decision."" but, holy creepy."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-390.png",20140715182111,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-390.png,image/png,5FDW6KLCA42Z5OZPSJJZIJ5Q5HDPXAZ6,353,comic2-390.png,being able to transform a compliment about a fact you know into a compliment about yourself is another perk
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1265.png",20080714144803,http://www.qwantz.com//comics/comic2-1265.png,image/png,BJEGGKB6MACWIQ3LIZI2JIFR44DRDXXI,1238,comic2-1265.png,"""It beHOOVES us to get married soon,"" said Antonio Tony. ""Oh, Tonio,"" said Samantha, sighing. ""I don't like horse puns THAT much."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2289.png",20140710075820,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2289.png,image/png,BJMFL5IYUP3NAFTJFZ27SVWHO5XJZPCF,2278,comic2-2289.png,"you want dinosaur comics, you got dinosaur comics"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1036.png",20140714031603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1036.png,image/png,BONBFSJFPBHEPSVXS6JD3MRMRFQ3RDC3,1009,comic2-1036.png,"i accidentally wrote 'SIRE, you have made an unforgettable choice' and was seriously tempted to leave it.  that would be one impressed optometrist clerk!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1945.png",20140711113627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1945.png,image/png,BPPKACABVSWQ2WKTOCBMZUA3MYBM2YA6,1934,comic2-1945.png,...Thank you for your honesty
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3245.png",20180321223942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3245.png,image/png,BX4IXHIT6PLKQZBY2UP5ER2TZYH3Y7LH,3240,comic2-3245.png,"we'd all sign up for something like orkut or myspace or friendster or formspring or friendfeed or google buzz or piczo or sixdegrees or ""windows live spaces"" which wikipedia assures me was a thing, or -"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-92.png",20140715181802,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-92.png,image/png,EFCB63G5HRY6HCILMTXJLHIPEZOZTC3S,364,comic2-92.png,"WANTED: A LADY
		MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME?
		I AM THE DUDE WHO PUT UP THIS POSTER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-416.png",20140715181136,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-416.png,image/png,HNDHV6OEXPHODLY6TOPPTGFTWZ65NXVG,385,comic2-416.png,if you could write love letters to words i would write one to 'awesome' and 'awkward' and 'wacky' and 'abstruse' and 'sated' and more and i wouldn't let any of them know about the others.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1352.png",20140713025715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1352.png,image/png,HOVONYWODNYDF6CFS6OOP4XZ46ICUSQ7,1325,comic2-1352.png,guest comic by john campbell! john campbell says everything with a smile! everything
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1210.png",20140713113330,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1210.png,image/png,JDOYG5OEHH5USIOGKMKTLFFK3G34H7H7,1183,comic2-1210.png,"T-Rex's other ultimate disaster movie, ""The Earth Stops Spinning and Everybody Flies Into A Wall"", can easily be incorporated into the narrative. THE NARRATIVE IS EXPRESSLY DESIGNED TO ALLOW EVERYONE TO FLY INTO A WALL AT POINT OR THREE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-591-2.png",20140715101822,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-591-2.png,image/png,JTCCRDPXXPC5L7P2RPOYOZPKWESJJQYL,552,comic2-591-2.png,"go on, try it!  nobody's looking"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1884.png",20140711143219,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1884.png,image/png,L5LOZWV3BHCGY64BEOCGRSRFWBBWNSTQ,1873,comic2-1884.png,some scenes take place when superman is alone in space.  are we to assume he brought a comic documentary artist along with him?  HOW WOULD THIS PERSON BREATHE??  WAKE UP SHEEPASAURUS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-181.png",20140717201600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-181.png,image/png,RCX4NLODHMRGGT6QFEWKUJMYGKICANB2,166,comic2-181.png,it was pretty neat
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1932.png",20140711124800,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1932.png,image/png,RWDNXEUFJODVQ7BVMWNNKDLH2QPUIO2N,1921,comic2-1932.png,this park used to be my favourite place in the world!  it seemed bigger then
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-878.png",20140714144712,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-878.png,image/png,SYAZANRE6BBSIICWNSN2ZYVRBS6RDECS,847,comic2-878.png,"alternate last line: t-rex just says 'damn, dude! diggity daaaaaamn!!' THE END"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2453.png",20140709170628,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2453.png,image/png,SZESDUBKIE3I6LRXB4PLRYWE3OBCQWUF,2442,comic2-2453.png,stan's another character of mine who plays by his own rules!  he doesn't respect my writing style!  he thinks I should only use at most three exclamation marks per novel!  somtimes i use three per sentence!!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1248.png",20140713090651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1248.png,image/png,YHSRSSTIZDWSNU43HXNMLSRMRVFEYIIJ,1221,comic2-1248.png,"the eponymous juliet is 13 in ""romeo and juliet""! did you know that? kinda weird, shakespeare"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3094.png",20170212193539,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3094.png,image/png,YQCBFAIXKWN3KUWQISJCLHHPHBGO5Z44,3089,comic2-3094.png,"originally I had ""i don't know why you say goodbye, i say aloe"" here, but then Kara on patreon suggested ""aloe from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide"" and it was SO MUCH BETTER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3155.png",20170620232150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3155.png,image/png,2VKLFUGRCSFEOKCVWO2W7RDREN2G7A7U,3150,comic2-3155.png,you heard it here first: baby boomers are immortal and I guess we all just have to deal with that
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-112.png",20061122160814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-112.png,image/png,5WCFE2Q242H5DVLBWX7PRM642E4Q4FO3,107,comic2-112.png,"triple word score, mr. kiss-and-tell"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2446.png",20140709172743,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2446.png,image/png,6Z7ZD5QO4KJDUET77RYWWMLJL7AVAJII,2435,comic2-2446.png,"this comic is dedicated to Emily Horne (real-life friend), Emily Horner (facebook friend), and Emily Hornest (does not exist, concrete and undeniable proof that we are not in the best of all possible timelines)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2479.png",20140709154206,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2479.png,image/png,AGMUFE5VA5UC5HJXFM2Y2AKGRDVQ7VG6,2468,comic2-2479.png,"writing isn't hard: writing WELL is hard.  actually, that's easy too if you have a computer, because then you can have perfect letter shapes every time.  okay, coming up with good things to write about is hard.  unless you're writing non-fiction.  okay okay, writing about good things in an engaging way is hard.  perfect.  write that down."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2435.png",20140709185530,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2435.png,image/png,BPKSG3MIRHMQMBUZAOVYYLTIBV45NVI5,2423,comic2-2435.png,"congratulations, edna!  we'll deliver the award every year from now on, and not even death will stop us"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2214.png",20140710125338,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2214.png,image/png,BQHRN2PIZN2ASCCPMGLTK3CQOEJOVOUJ,2202,comic2-2214.png,LADIES: is it grosser to puke up a tiny corpse or slowly consume that corpse as a source of food energy??  If we date we can discuss that!!  okay so hit that contact me button to confirm we can date
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3193.png",20171005021153,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3193.png,image/png,EELHMM2354FMPLWMABRWCX7J2POWUT7S,3188,comic2-3193.png,"I tried to write this comic ""me in 2005 style"".  I think I succeeded??  Curses"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-781.png",20140714223655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-781.png,image/png,G5LQXDLGWVGVAZYCSORDF5Q7HW2MSXAF,750,comic2-781.png,this comic goes out to all the people with big enough hearts to take in and care for a totally sucky dog
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2561.png",20140709100600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2561.png,image/png,LNUJJN42RBQZ5ERZTE5N3DF47WH2KKQ5,2550,comic2-2561.png,"new year's resolution: sell less labour, blast more quads"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1894.png",20140711142330,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1894.png,image/png,PH3M6SV2FZ56OGJWGO4QCBQJ7DY7WWZI,1883,comic2-1894.png,higgs boson -> huggs boson -> chuggs boson
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1542.png",20140712152205,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1542.png,image/png,PREKNFJURPWWBOALS7PMSZW5J26TC2KU,1521,comic2-1542.png,"a google search for ""it's all thanks to sperm"" returns zero results.  really, everyone?  that's the internet we've built?  really?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1717.png",20140712000819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1717.png,image/png,QHLB3WBGPBV7FT2SSYYWJRNY53Q5CSCP,1694,comic2-1717.png,"""utahraptor, this sounds like this is something you should take up with your conscience personally!  i feel bad about being trapped in the middle."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2213.png",20140710125420,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2213.png,image/png,WSK7T3BP2SCU3MYZHKUY56IKFGTQI7NP,2201,comic2-2213.png,"toronto, ontario, canada: may 4th-6th 2012"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3202.png",20171101223704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3202.png,image/png,XH2O4OI2T5MCBQQAQO4LONMCLULJ5QUD,3197,comic2-3202.png,"utahraptor has known t-rex long enough to not even question when he says ""I had to open my mouth for that?"" out of nowhere.  THERE'S PROBABLY A LONG, BONKERS STORY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2708.png",20141002174655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2708.png,image/png,YRQUV66AZ4FEQFT3NHXK56PMHELOSMA7,2698,comic2-2708.png,"you see complete strangers on the street, you want to shout your opinions at them.  you also comment on news websites and random youtube videos and your friends have given up on you.  I GET IT."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-518.png",20140715140302,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-518.png,image/png,3FGJPIEAPBMPSQPPWMQFXXM7RLJVLICQ,472,comic2-518.png,"the devil's lines start with a prolonged 'mmmmmm', like 'um', but without the 'u'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3059.png",20161102224100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3059.png,image/png,3Y7VPLYOGLT44E3PZLKZQVJWTCLHQ272,3053,comic2-3059.png,you can tell this is an olde-timey tradition because the sole reason you would find someone staring at a mirror in a dark room is if nobody had invented staring at a fun computer game in a dark room yet
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1783.png",20140711194116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1783.png,image/png,5C7DNZXRFNHV7VRC5G77WFXSGAYM3AXU,1759,comic2-1783.png,"anyone who says ""Wait a minute, they couldn't meet because time travel isn't possible in Star Wars!"" is clearly not familiar with a little thing called THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-231.png",20140717195757,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-231.png,image/png,BV45UCJIYEDYUTPN67JP2G67F66JEJ36,207,comic2-231.png,it's the 'but also' that gets you
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-696.png",20140715033937,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-696.png,image/png,DIDDDQ3MN5AH2YTR5SPQP4VB3WKJWKIC,666,comic2-696.png,I ADDITIONALLY TAKE PAINS NOT TO PROMISE DAMAGE-FREE ENCOUNTERS WITH MORTAL FOES IN THE HEADY REALM OF IMAGINATION
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2123.png",20140710200559,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2123.png,image/png,GCTRVDFVPOOCGU4ESFIA5N6NKY324FFO,2111,comic2-2123.png,"WHO WANTS TO BARTER, LADIES??  I GOT TABLES LINED UP DOMINO STYLE AND I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-954.png",20140714101832,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-954.png,image/png,KNSVLUTEQ5GGDAK2Q7J53SXQLVIUTVNL,922,comic2-954.png,"backstory: there's this guy who hangs out downtown and like, jumps on people who have just messed up, handing out fully stamped passports for failure towne.  he's kind of a dick?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1607.png",20140712085632,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1607.png,image/png,MQ5UHS4KEP2WNC2SBMAXPODGM23V3ZXU,1586,comic2-1607.png,i believe that being stuck in the past and witnessing a series of sucky rescues executed by increasingly old t-rexes would make anyone resort to committing a cuss or two to writing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2097.png",20140710215930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2097.png,image/png,MR4RFVTNDAAL6RBCZ3AJYOAXKLPZQ3K5,2086,comic2-2097.png,"THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT: listen okay i'm stuck in King's Quest IV when you dig up the graves and the game keeps crashing and I think I got bad floppy diskettes.  Message me if you have good KQIV floppy diskettes, I need the AGI version, maybe we can date??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-530.png",20140715132435,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-530.png,image/png,NDBAIL3H4SRJ65USQFDYSEVPYRB57275,483,comic2-530.png,it's my understanding that basically nobody likes motorcycles more than motorcycle enthusiast dudes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1680.png",20140712032624,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1680.png,image/png,NVOIZSBPFQVNMWEIRFUMFKUQCWQ6QAIU,1656,comic2-1680.png,"this happened to me this week and if i'd broken my neck and died, i would've died in a ridiculous hotel steps away from a ridiculous hot tub.  my epitaph would've been ""GUYS LET'S ALL IGNORE THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF HIS LIFE, OKAY??""  um, that may well still be my epitaph, actually"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1812.png",20140711181042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1812.png,image/png,PB5JSV5ZDRW63CWJHK2O66EYT6WLPEQJ,1798,comic2-1812.png,"t-rex that's what you get for using ""intercourse"" in the 18th century sense!  nobody nowadays uses ""conversational intercourse"" unless every other intercourse option has been exhausted"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-326.png",20140715183811,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-326.png,image/png,QH5K5H7L7C4WTT7TX27BTVMPYQXME73B,300,comic2-326.png,"'fin' is french for 'the end'


		also there should be more comics where everybody dies"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1123.png",20140713185459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1123.png,image/png,Y4YBATRZIGZNANWQOOFM7BYUC6IBGZKF,1096,comic2-1123.png,"if you're having trouble visualizing it, it's the move kirk used to do all the time. it's probably really satisfying to do."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3192.png",20171005032501,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3192.png,image/png,3LBQUIXFTY24O65QKW5GF57OSDNHDX7U,3187,comic2-3192.png,"that last sentence was the most true thing t-rex had said all week, and it's only wednesday.  the end."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2189.png",20140710141544,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2189.png,image/png,3N5IZ6YS7HSMLNID5GON3LSXSYUX33QJ,2177,comic2-2189.png,"maybe it's just me, but *I* happen to like it when our nation's elders tell me i'm doing a good job"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-617.png",20140715075521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-617.png,image/png,3W7U5B3RTI6HCFEXCCVAW5TCR6K5WFJI,578,comic2-617.png,past t-rex is t-rex of a few minutes ago!  i like his style!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-767.png",20140715000310,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-767.png,image/png,4ZBG4KGIBNDMKB3SR2TN2PIY6O2Z2MBD,736,comic2-767.png,"if you are actually in love with t-rex, and also named mark, then panel 6 is the panel for you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1009.png",20140714045223,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1009.png,image/png,5R2LWIUHZ3GP6U32ZGZUC4LHST3W7J73,977,comic2-1009.png,THE FACT THAT YOU COULD EASILY IDENTIFY THE INGREDIENTS OF MY SANDWICH NOW ONLY SERVES TO MAKE ME MORE DEPRESSED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2498.png",20140709133643,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2498.png,image/png,6DE2VZXNMFA6DFFEKJZA3HKHQWRQU7NV,2506,comic2-2498.png,REAL TALK: THIS REAL TALK HAS BEEN A REVELATION AND I'M ALREADY SAD FOR WHEN WE WAKE UP TOMORROW AND THE TALK BECOMES LESS REAL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2716.png",20141001221306,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2716.png,image/png,AWXNF22YRM7VLZCQFXUQ24OWHIH3KIFC,2706,comic2-2716.png,"bruce's parents are killed by wimps so he invents the venom compound, bruce's parents are killed by a very sane person so he becomes the joker, bruce's parents are killed by not having enough upmarket consumer-level electronics so he becomes steve jobs, THE LIST GOES ON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-297.png",20140717194053,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-297.png,image/png,CCP2MLIVCT7FUHPX3RPX7DEZE3XUYBGW,245,comic2-297.png,apparently the cybernetic collective consciousness holds pep rallies for itself
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2011.png",20140711045330,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2011.png,image/png,IVLCMLMGNYMU3OLQ5ELDUWCQFSRU6WPD,2000,comic2-2011.png,"DID YOU KNOW: those five kicks happened between panels in comics 1043, 1068, 1668, 1751 and 1888 and they were... AMAZING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1651.png",20140712051458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1651.png,image/png,LZFQORM5ICJQAZ4RTOB6RHY7ZWOPLZQN,1630,comic2-1651.png,ALSO: A SKELETON
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1784.png",20140711194024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1784.png,image/png,QLPWK37CQVSEEFG5RNIYQM5S2Z6STIVA,1760,comic2-1784.png,"utahraptor, the 'look at your burned hands' part of ""burn ward get-to 64"" has an endless loop of me saying ""ouch ouch OUCH ouch ouch"" and then sometimes ""daaaaang""; i've ALREADY recorded this for you."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-99.png",20140717215038,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-99.png,image/png,QNS3YXY3KB55HSEZDCVKQ55SVHNSFXJH,98,comic2-99.png,"i'm just kidding, making out is pretty cool"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1684.png",20140712025300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1684.png,image/png,SBJQ3MGMGVE5YPHG3OXXQNOVU2IRXLEO,1660,comic2-1684.png,i have to WIN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-697.png",20061129023245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-697.png,image/png,SBQ5RXSZTFECHGWWTU6NPXKGH2R4WUER,665,comic2-697.png,let's be serious here for a minute!  are we to abandon all hope of fixing it so quickly?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1365.png",20140713020131,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1365.png,image/png,VLZ6BFS3RSKUIR2ZXCJQELQFYVUYVZ7O,1338,comic2-1365.png,"in morse code, he was saying ""t"" ""i"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2022.png",20140711034234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2022.png,image/png,Z7N25Y5MTTYFH6O72OFOAJRQ4APMLHHZ,2011,comic2-2022.png,"DID YOU KNOW?  dinosaur comics' true function is as a stealth ""here are the times my hot water heater broke"" calendar log"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3278.png",20180422050234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3278.png,image/png,2F47PLJMMAIMRDHXRCFTLDY4DY5HFWZX,3273,comic2-3278.png,"YOU THINK I'M GOING TO UPLOAD MY BRAIN TO - WHAT, ""THE INTERNET""?  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?  WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS?  WHAT DO YOU THINK I WILL EXPERIENCE REALITY AS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-786.png",20140714220224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-786.png,image/png,3DB5XISDQ3BFR2FLLRNGJFI44YZACNUL,755,comic2-786.png,"t-rex is making fun of utahraptor and dromiceiomimus, but they're not around.  he still gets the zinger in anyway.  that's JUST HOW HE ROLLS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1318.png",20140713042458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1318.png,image/png,54T4RE26RCMHTTG2TLMYQS646V7M3GAK,1291,comic2-1318.png,"""positive change takes TIME, past me. check it out: i didn't even mean for that to be a pun, just good advice!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-504.png",20140715151251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-504.png,image/png,6576PVSMM4PRVZQ3VCOVNMQGG47L23NK,459,comic2-504.png,chicks dig a guy who eats more than he intends
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1304.png",20140713052055,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1304.png,image/png,6NXYTRHNO6C6WHACDFJ7WC774ZPV5MYZ,1277,comic2-1304.png,"this problem could be avoided if sexy images of men and women in swimsuits, wearing mortarboards and pointing to a blackboard on which the subject of the article was written, were inserted mid-way through each article. DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3089.png",20170117015128,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3089.png,image/png,7KAXMNEGIJ5NSKC3TZMR2TS62S3XSISU,3084,comic2-3089.png,"i hereby declare january 17th to be Boring Day, in which the only things that happen can be boring things.  get excited!!  wait, no, DON'T get excited, get EXTREMELY BORED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2111.png",20140710210113,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2111.png,image/png,7NLNP43CBIM57G3FVUINYJVRGXIKKJBX,2100,comic2-2111.png,"i didn't look up the nutritional value of fire and went entirely on my own intuition (i call it, ""nutrituition""); this is me LIVING ON THE EDGE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3001.png",20160717053749,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3001.png,image/png,APFNGTDYUNSCKKLN5DDV2VMMW534Q2DZ,2995,comic2-3001.png,the ball is [in/on/outside/beside/upside/around/beneath/above/placed gingerly inside] [his/her/our/my/your/their/its/everyone's] [court/roof/robot factory/astonished mouth/secret compartment/house/general direction/wildest dreams/butt]
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3086.png",20170117020306,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3086.png,image/png,DDT4LDF6KUXZSJKZFTHBACIZDOZC2TVU,3081,comic2-3086.png,"they're worms, they're called ""ascarids"", and not that I was really looking forward to this happening in the first place, but now I'm DEFINITELY not swallowing anything that crawls in my mouth after being coughed up from my lungs!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1825.png",20140711175643,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1825.png,image/png,EY53YDB26ZOTR75HVEDYBJ3A44S6QS2W,1814,comic2-1825.png,this comic has made me realize something.  attention all my friends in real life: i am interested in finding out more about your bellies
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-209.png",20140717200333,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-209.png,image/png,G5TEMMO23YS3FQ54KXU45S4YAMN3V2Q7,195,comic2-209.png,"it's true, he's not married to it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2421.png",20140709211626,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2421.png,image/png,GM5RISEKHBUQEBXDQJLVQBNWAB3Z5ZUY,2409,comic2-2421.png,"totally could've stopped this comic at panel one, stepped outside, and waited for someone to ask me about things that happened yesterday just to use that line i came up with"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1857.png",20140711155659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1857.png,image/png,IH3OTGNHA2X46CYBTDGPOSDQR5NC7WZS,1846,comic2-1857.png,"it is the new last sentence of every novel in t-rex's library, a handwritten yet canonical last-minute addition"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1056.png",20140714014623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1056.png,image/png,IOJUGDURNKJC3KRSZ2HV67WI5PRUXQNN,1029,comic2-1056.png,"some studies have shown that teaching basic sign language to babies before they learn to talk can both accelerate spoken language acquisition AND allow the baby to communicate before it's started talking, since talking is way is more demanding physically than moving your hands! THANKS SIGN LANGUAGE, NOW I WANT SOME KIDS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2923.png",20160113060848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2923.png,image/png,IQVEMXIAM6MBGLTJ3CJMVX56XYJ4ADXS,2917,comic2-2923.png,"that last sentence is a great way to end any essay. and comic, i guess??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-992.png",20140714063519,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-992.png,image/png,ISYFQ4L3JRNJC5RFJZJQU53MEKDYP6KW,960,comic2-992.png,"shakespeare you should have quotes around 'chicken' in that last line, shakespeare, what the hell"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-172.png",20140717205807,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-172.png,image/png,J7Y463DYXTEOERMROAZ7TP2Q2UD6UHKH,153,comic2-172.png,dinosaurs shouldn't read sue grafton
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1346.png",20140713031639,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1346.png,image/png,JSI2DKOD6YLCZ3QXFBMHOYTVXU5LJ7ZR,1319,comic2-1346.png,WHICH I WILL THEN EMAIL TO YOU
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1764.png",20150311024350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1764.png,image/png,L4D676DCUBNMOXNUMZCNTDVHAH5GT2CJ,1740,comic2-1764.png,"send not to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for <points to someone else> she"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1231.png",20140713105002,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1231.png,image/png,PGZKKNZOLCFPADXBYSHJVCU67KCZP6QK,1204,comic2-1231.png,"after discovering the word 'plagiarisms', i'm really not sure why 'plagiarism' should ever be used in the singular anymore. 'timmy! your essay is chock-a-block full... of PLAGIARISMS!!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-304.png",20140717193616,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-304.png,image/png,Q5YNQORIMKVPMC2HB3N23EYWWFOETEJJ,254,comic2-304.png,i confess i like how the dromiceiomimus and t-rex cheer together when they're both valentines
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2131.png",20140710194411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2131.png,image/png,R5K4JFC2YPKH3WLXJQYL3TDNL35UFHJI,2119,comic2-2131.png,"if the dog is female you can call her ""ma'am"" but that kinda seems like you're just not on very familiar terms yet"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1005.png",20140714052544,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1005.png,image/png,SU2R47VERWLS4MJMUPY7ZDQ7EIB5O5LI,973,comic2-1005.png,"kurt vonnegut jr, r.i.p."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1337.png",20140713033905,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1337.png,image/png,TTJMJJV3AGXGNRFRD6PEOOBXKAAB5IRY,1310,comic2-1337.png,"If we don't celebrate these holidays, who will?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2153.png",20140710174937,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2153.png,image/png,Z6Q3FUERGZR32H4NNPEYD3HIZKZO45VZ,2141,comic2-2153.png,"""EVEN IF YOU STORE MY PASSWORD IN AN ENCODED OR HASHED FORMAT (RECOVERABLE OR OTHERWISE) YOU CONSENT AND AGREE TO MY TERMS; AGAIN: NO TAKEBACKS AND/OR MULLIGANS"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-45.png",20140717231211,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-45.png,image/png,ZFEBAVTIVFJWPAZCMIW4IHPOUKXEKVWT,33,comic2-45.png,he's not the only one
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2811.png",20150401214842,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2811.png,image/png,ZQHXTOC5JOYASTSW6RG4HZDYYGOSCCN6,2801,comic2-2811.png,"i guess it's pretty rad, yeah.  we'd better spend ANOTHER several thousand years talking about it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1505.png",20140712172232,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1505.png,image/png,2H2ACUXPCR3RMECYCZZHGBVDCD24INIG,1477,comic2-1505.png,PROBABLY three women are thrice as nice is the conclusion here
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1294.png",20080813105253,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1294.png,image/png,CVFS4A7LFQ75UTNPLMPBCFHI5VJQXO7R,1267,comic2-1294.png,ONE DAY SCIENCE IS GOING TO FIGURE OUT ULTIMATE SURPRISE AND THE SCIENTIST WHO DOES IT IS GOING TO GO TO HEAVEN HIGH FIVING EVERYONE ON THE WAY UP
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1734.png",20140711232423,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1734.png,image/png,EXB7Y3MFLGJWBKJQPQN4JP3UQCD5UQRF,1710,comic2-1734.png,THEY LINGER EITHER FOR TOO LONG OR FOR NOT LONG ENOUGH AND IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU REALLY NEED TO SENSE A PERSON'S MOOD ABOUT IT'S LINGERING HUGS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2223.png",20140710121642,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2223.png,image/png,GBOG4CNCDKOW37ZVPDXW7LQ3ZSWEVN4S,2211,comic2-2223.png,"ideas even t-rex rejected: ""-NO- FEAR"", ""TIME COPS"", ""HARD MODE"", and ""TRUK NUTZ"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2216.png",20140710125208,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2216.png,image/png,GRTRXBQ5HQWWP5EL4HHOAFMICUDX5BST,2204,comic2-2216.png,"later, t-rex starts a new version of kickstarter where support is MANDATORY."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2074.png",20140710233511,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2074.png,image/png,JF4NL27ZPOEQJJV7CSJQUA7G5PF72XWU,2063,comic2-2074.png,"panel five reminds us that utahraptor has his own thing going, an entire life full of evolving mystery and adventure even when t-rex isn't around"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1657.png",20140712051148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1657.png,image/png,NQDQTY2MQG4GBFW7M235VM2HG4MIW2WZ,1635,comic2-1657.png,"t-rex last tried to get a vision of tomorrow on december 30th 2005, which also failed but in a different way; i think, like most of us, he is having bad luck with the whole visions of tomorrow thing."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3044.png",20161003072445,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3044.png,image/png,QLBUN7YDDRH72BWVIUHHAUR77LGC6L2U,3038,comic2-3044.png,"the animals that dwell at the bottom of the ocean are, I BELIEVE, the ONLY species of animal on Earth that we have not attempted to eat.  YET??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3106.png",20170301205713,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3106.png,image/png,YCEKZJAEFBFAA3FN6ER3EUEAEKXV7H7E,3101,comic2-3106.png,"born too late for abandoning houses, too soon for abandoning planets"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3290.png",20180522150640,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3290.png,image/png,4DDRXZKDXHGKCAA33P7WV3S4RV47UAO5,3285,comic2-3290.png,"a standard changes after 20 years.  me: I KNEW IT.  a standard changes after 40 years.  me: CALLED IT, SO CALLED IT.  a standard changes 100 years after i die.  me via my will: EVERYONE WHO AGREES I HAD THE CORRECT OPINIONS ALL ALONG GETS $100"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1317.png",20140713042559,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1317.png,image/png,6HW5BE4FCBIR7CJDTO633W2WMXAHRJMS,1290,comic2-1317.png,YOUR JACKET IS NOW DRY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-985.png",20140714065616,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-985.png,image/png,C5VQQYNW7Z6QTCK3MF4FAI4F6SQPEBX6,953,comic2-985.png,t-rex isn't really that sure about spoiler alert's powers because he never gets past the 'draw her smiling in a 1920s swimsuit' stage of the character creation process
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-700.png",20140715032238,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-700.png,image/png,CLD4KSBKW2MFX45IX7GWH4GUK5RJ2CGC,669,comic2-700.png,and why is it suddenly so FAMILIAR?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2243.png",20140710110042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2243.png,image/png,DWMDZMWUPKMWLWWBJJS5UDM4EC76YHNA,2231,comic2-2243.png,other flawless idea: markov chain generator trained on the email they just sent
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3250.png",20180208035114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3250.png,image/png,GQJIXX3RF6MYJMNXHK4I6YSSI3F4GGGD,3245,comic2-3250.png,I invite you to join me; we meet on Wednesdays
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/patcomix3.png",20140717223415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/patcomix3.png,image/png,HFD4PW4PRKIWHZXVKX4MXWNHPCFIOA2Q,75,patcomix3.png,by patrick wisking
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1195.png",20140713131521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1195.png,image/png,NCB4QCJMT4Z7PGFBDIP4O2BEPCJBK3NR,1168,comic2-1195.png,WHY DO WE KEEP HAVING CONVERSATIONS FROM THE FAR SIDES OF THE ROOM
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1426.png",20140712213810,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1426.png,image/png,NJIHW2ZB2ESVOKFOCZKAUSWXMBDWKQ4A,1399,comic2-1426.png,"i want to use panel 2 as my single ""go-to"" panel that i can show people in case anyone asks me what dinosaur comics is all about. i'll hand it to them, printed out, alone in a brown paper bag. ""enjoy!"", i'll say!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-392-3.png",20140715182032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-392-3.png,image/png,OU5EDV5LCGOOQ4BORH6RRDNWYXFGDB5B,355,comic2-392-3.png,PARTIALLY based on a true story
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1099.png",20140713201223,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1099.png,image/png,QRBOSDRLBLFHZNEJQERTDBH5QA2YKDHT,1071,comic2-1099.png,"don't even bother filling it in. it's better that way! if you have to fill it in, write much too big so that the last letters get all piled in together at the end, okay?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-847.png",20140714162508,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-847.png,image/png,RKRCOLK4SJ5PT4JDZTCJ2BNRAMD4MUO3,816,comic2-847.png,now folks can't get mad at me for tacitly endorsing funny wikipedia vandalism because fictional jimbo wales HIMSELF is all for it.  good ol' fictional jimbo wales!  he's the most accommodating instance of jimbo wales that i know of.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2592.png",20140709040542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2592.png,image/png,SIRZC2GRVUBMO7KOJMKH5J2QJNPDES7H,2581,comic2-2592.png,"I like epic oxygen stories where two people fall in oxygen together, classic stories of an ""oxygen triangle"", or if I'm feeling horned up, a story where several consenting adults share oxygen with each other and it's actually really nice"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-684.png",20140715045351,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-684.png,image/png,XUO4AN2VRKEAOQKQSRWZI3UNXYZVKUFG,643,comic2-684.png,"if you could find a way to factor numbers quickly, you would undermine tons of cryptographic systems overnight.  crazy!  there is a way to do this using quantum computers, but luckily only really tiny quantum computers exist.  one DID recently factor the number 15 into 3 and 5, though!

RUH ROH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3049.png",20161008033516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3049.png,image/png,Z3QG2QBJ4GY4UJBQQHR6OGSWV2HYZCFM,3043,comic2-3049.png,"now that's not fair.  besides burma, liberia, the united states, non-metric units are ALSO still commonly used by people in the distant past who didn't even know what a germ is"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1461.png",20140712195640,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1461.png,image/png,ZJUGY5IPV2M7I7DJONZYDBZP54VN7F6X,1434,comic2-1461.png,Wait. Are we ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN gophers can't grow on trees?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1545.png",20140712151940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1545.png,image/png,25JCFEWHK2LNUSV2EHDCLHFTDZG7MP7W,1524,comic2-1545.png,I ENCOURAGE YOU TO REMEMBER NOT TO FORGET THAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2890.png",20151018005401,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2890.png,image/png,2FUPIAWF6Q44NH3QKG772PRTEG2NPCMB,2881,comic2-2890.png,"""USIC"" of course standing for ""Unified Sequences Invoking C.O.M.P.O.S.I.T.I.O.N."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1353.png",20140713025626,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1353.png,image/png,4USRHYA4GBORPLDMCUEXGU3KSBVMJTF3,1326,comic2-1353.png,"guest comic by kate beaton! kate beaton once served me popcorn that was so gross she couldn't finish it. and by ""served"" i mean ""when i found it abandoned in her kitchen and began eating it by the handful, she warned me, but in my haste to eat it all as fast as possible, i had already stuffed popcorn into my ears"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-404-2.png",20140715181515,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-404-2.png,image/png,7PRMXAHLIYKVJFOMB74FVICLWOD33UWD,373,comic2-404-2.png,"today's comic was going to be about a new form of time that comes after the future, but that didn't make sense."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-355.png",20140715183241,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-355.png,image/png,BGY2U4JU2ZQIGYXVYOAPWVHSZC6W6YG4,318,comic2-355.png,it would sound like *puff* *puff* aaaaAAAARRRRGHGGHGGGGHHHHHH    *POP!*
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-227.png",20140717195945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-227.png,image/png,BUMOI4NUCSGNKEGFDBTGX77NKMDLHHY4,203,comic2-227.png,they could talk about their feelings
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1695.png",20140712021455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1695.png,image/png,DGKMTCDV6OABZUEU276LTLJ6RXLVKYVH,1669,comic2-1695.png,"meanwhile, god is still flexing"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-32.png",20140717231732,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-32.png,image/png,DRWCKGT5LW7YAENOJP37LDSWYSWFOOXU,20,comic2-32.png,i wondered how they'd become friends again
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-651.png",20140715061336,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-651.png,image/png,HJ6H3GZA3IP4GBSDRAZ4U3ECVFJTCSFG,611,comic2-651.png,t-rex went back in time to kill charles chaplin?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1656.png",20140712051254,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1656.png,image/png,HYRC6NTGIAX4NYIORQ7VSF3V3GSXZIUE,1634,comic2-1656.png,"also interesting: a new slang form of the word ""muffin"", a cool consonant slide in ""he can't read my... poker face"" from ""d"" to ""m"" so it's almost one phoneme, also, bisexuality"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-514.png",20140715143702,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-514.png,image/png,ID4XPWLSSFXUWRWUNJ77VJRD7JMUYCTA,467,comic2-514.png,my life is a whispered apology
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2314.png",20140710065244,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2314.png,image/png,MRNN7XNQ2DQW6MZGDPSXAG7AHTQSJEYJ,2302,comic2-2314.png,HAPPY HALLOWE'EN EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE EVE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2310.png",20140710065513,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2310.png,image/png,QWJRXDFIZG7EE5X2JUS6W4ZFXNGVY2O4,2298,comic2-2310.png,this comic was composed while missing a yesterday
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1535.png",20140712154200,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1535.png,image/png,RQ5WE5GSXKUHR6CCAZJHZGVFJCVQXFTP,1514,comic2-1535.png,"HOW DID CHERYL ""SALT"" JAMES, SANDRA ""PEPA"" DENTON AND DJ DEIDRA ""SPINDERELLA"" ROPER KNOW"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1681.png",20140712030955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1681.png,image/png,RUIXVCT7E73PXI4Y62U46KWUMUUAI6RT,1658,comic2-1681.png,"selkirk was inspiration for Robinson Crusoe, the phrase ""monarch of all I survey"", AND a webcomic about talking dinosaurs"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-728.png",20140715014706,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-728.png,image/png,SMQCU4OYKIOKSCCGMEEKAMIOGTZ7R57H,697,comic2-728.png,everyone needs to stop walking in on me while i'm naked and rubbing soap all over my wet body >:|
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2156.png",20140710173207,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2156.png,image/png,UWPLB3S7WFJ63JFLDSOSY4GBREP3JG5W,2144,comic2-2156.png,"god damn it, babies, you've got to involuntarily practice some degree of autocannibalism"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1690.png",20140712023348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1690.png,image/png,ZX2EEZCDIJNOKKPNMEUVXGGJSV722OVW,1665,comic2-1690.png,"comics, baby.  COMICS JUST HAPPENED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1646.png",20140712053549,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1646.png,image/png,3DOJIEY5SDV4T5JWWEP32GNRUUZMGXTM,1624,comic2-1646.png,"in the future t-rex and reginald team up to bury the diamonds, this is my PREDICTION FOR TWENTY TEN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1753.png",20140711212154,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1753.png,image/png,42VUR3KVBCC5J3OYT6MVAODFWXFMQIIV,1729,comic2-1753.png,"ah, the advantages of only being able to feel one thing at a time.  i recommend it!  i mean, T-REX RECOMMENDS IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1652.png",20140712051617,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1652.png,image/png,7QQN4ITBIF66LW4ODGL5WARXNBQASLMD,1629,comic2-1652.png,answer: BEING ANGRY??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1845.png",20140711165221,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1845.png,image/png,7UXOYQLA3BDC7GY5KAKCHKP6VVPCAAZH,1834,comic2-1845.png,"why don't professors of science just have their cell phone numbers on their doors, so we can call them any time day or night?  it'd MOSTLY be about science, i don't see what the problem is"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1109.png",20140713193442,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1109.png,image/png,BR3SXZFUTSDUN2D6BY7QKXGJW347L2AM,1082,comic2-1109.png,"My family tried a thing once where we made New Year's Resolutions, but instead of doing it for ourselves, we each did it for somebody else at the table. Guys. This is not a recipe for a harmonious dinner."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1011.png",20140714045114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1011.png,image/png,CNLSDEA7KL6C5RS7H4DF4EO7F7YMM7CK,979,comic2-1011.png,see that outstanding sherlock holmes writing there in panel six?  that's RIGHT.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-692.png",20140715040312,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-692.png,image/png,HOES4UZYQWWKPIO6VTAH5PQ4N52GZAFF,651,comic2-692.png,"PARDON ME, SIRS AND LADIES????"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-802.png",20140714210252,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-802.png,image/png,IIDZR5WDHWHX4VYZZO5XPG7BGEFGKAIJ,771,comic2-802.png,"an alternate ending had t-rex calling his tallness a 'body feature' and then listing other features his body had, but it ended up being pretty gross.  body features more like BAWDY features"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1297.png",20080728075655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1297.png,image/png,JPVBG2RG7CW4DYV25U3YVIHBZDYPI6HE,1270,comic2-1297.png,it's a borrowed tv set?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2478.png",20140709154306,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2478.png,image/png,O2DSWHE6G2KWGST45DFM5AMORBKURAKP,2467,comic2-2478.png,"shouts out to all the people named ""professor time"" in the audience, hopefully there is at least one of you, hopefully you are nodding your head and whispering ""yes! that is in fact exactly how it went down!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3253.png",20180321221106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3253.png,image/png,PY3DOVADOEFZXMXZBWCUCKPE3ALYZVHK,3248,comic2-3253.png,"it's like people having pejorative stereotypes about skeletons.  BAD NEWS, BOYOS: y'all gonna be a skeleton one day.  you should talk about how great skeletons are instead of making jokes about how they all use their ribs as xylophones, which only a small percentage do, and that's their choice which we should respect"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest2/dinosaurtyrones.png",20140717205544,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest2/dinosaurtyrones.png,image/png,ULLPJZSNFX57WHELPIATB52GXAFI3KN3,159,dinosaurtyrones.png,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-250.png",20140717195352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-250.png,image/png,VC74NATNUESP4UPKPSJKNF6R73IOFBRK,217,comic2-250.png,those would be a damn creepy letters to get!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1446.png",20140712210845,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1446.png,image/png,ZK535L5AE3G5YZOOIJX32F3VPBZF4W52,1419,comic2-1446.png,what i'm saying is that if I wake up tomorrow night and i'm in the distended belly of a zombie i'm going to be SO CHEEZED at how stupid this whole universe is
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-633-2.png",20140715064126,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-633-2.png,image/png,3X54ETBCRE3KYRKQDMX64LDJYUAUFAYM,593,comic2-633-2.png,"high five, god!  also: splashing in puddles?  that's the best i could come up with.  kids like to splash in puddles, right?  but EVERYONE likes to splash in puddles though."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-10.0.png",20140717232252,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-10.0.png,image/png,5L77UPERZRQW5XCI5TZUR4VU26XQVQYA,7,comic2-10.0.png,notice how he avoided the overdose question
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1132.png",20140713183310,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1132.png,image/png,6GTP6YPFB5WYMW5PRHAE376FXWLYWBNE,1105,comic2-1132.png,"haha, look at t-rex on the last cover! he's all, ""SERIOUSLY, baby?!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/chugworth.jpg",20140717192509,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/chugworth.jpg,image/jpeg,7GOQEBQMMXNFN3F5V665ET67IHW65LZR,281,chugworth.jpg,did you SEE that KICK?!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-361.png",20140715182242,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-361.png,image/png,AJZWZLKC37GIQ7YXIBSVIVQUQNDNV72A,348,comic2-361.png,"now just in case someone ever says self improvement is a trivia contest you can be all, nuh-uh"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3315.png",20180704165719,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3315.png,image/png,BFHZV647RZDQLTWO6YMFNVRS4LJYMPFW,1376;1488;3310,comic2-3315.png,"ATTENTION YOUTH: i have run the numbers and even if you poopie farted your entire life then the universe would still be mostly the same as it was before on average, though of course in your immediate locale there may be some significant changes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2064.png",20140710235741,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2064.png,image/png,BIEL5XM6EDF6JWBEM2JF5IRFVSIR6MIK,2053,comic2-2064.png,"this was inspired by Henry Darger, look up Henry Darger to learn more about Henry Darger"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1957.png",20140711102645,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1957.png,image/png,BQ2GD2I6K3PPEJUCQOXFYKCJMKALVUVK,1946,comic2-1957.png,"if you're in the uk and don't understand what game t-rex is talking about, all i can say is: patience, patience."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2083.png",20140710231211,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2083.png,image/png,FEYIC6V7C4X4ONXHEZSMANZ6ZOVNM2FY,2072,comic2-2083.png,the image of t-rex in a zeppelin is incredibly appealing to me.  allow this image to fully resolve itself in your minds eye.  it may change your life
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1010.png",20140714045200,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1010.png,image/png,ICUXLZBMWXPKLO5ME3UYXTQS4VB43CJW,978,comic2-1010.png,"it's sort of the opposite of ''if this isn't nice, what is?''.  whenever you find yourself doing something particularly unattractive, take a moment to notice it and say, ''man!  even I'D dump me right now!''"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2702.png",20140905181652,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2702.png,image/png,IQGVMFJFVK75DCOZ6L2ZSU7FF2XWFBUR,2692,comic2-2702.png,"i just met you, and this is crazy, but you just told me your name and i replied ""nice to meet you"" and already completely have no idea who you are"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-903.png",20140714132650,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-903.png,image/png,JOYVCKKYKVHCYXGNSEIRAX2NHYDEJRNL,872,comic2-903.png,t-rex how could superman possibly know his own birthday?  his parents put him in a rocket ship when he was a baby.  that's crazy!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2526.png",20131129142239,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2526.png,image/png,K2MI6QRBGYBZEDDXRWXW7PD3SVTVFDES,2515,comic2-2526.png,"to see spread out in front of you and reaching to the horizon the world's wonder and splendor, to see cradled in your palm an invitation to go ride dogsleds, and to see someone else's name written in perfect, loving penmanship on the envelope"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-783.png",20140714223516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-783.png,image/png,LFKQHL3ZTQYYGBTDOTLUJNPWLGZGXLK5,752,comic2-783.png,did you notice how i left the gender of the really attractive friend ambiguous?  this is so everyone can enjoy their own mental image.  this is because i am a considerate writer who cares about his readers
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3157.png",20170705182741,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3157.png,image/png,MBYQLLY76T57SMPWSRIJ54RWQGCGCYRT,3152,comic2-3157.png,"is that BEEP BEEP BEEP a fire alarm, or is it the much more specialized, and much more coveted ""your grilled cheese is nearby so come get some"" alarm??  it is truly impossible to say"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-744.png",20140715012111,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-744.png,image/png,OBHB3K6RLKQGHHRL72OQ5UYHNYJAE26Q,713,comic2-744.png,and why is it suddenly so ILLEGAL?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1073.png",20140713234726,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1073.png,image/png,POGHGCJIL7XOOMCSEUNKOXI3FU2U7JRO,1046,comic2-1073.png,t-rex follows that up with 'ultra happiness' which is a happiness that is ultra. you get ultra happiness when a beautiful woman says she loves you and then gives you an ice cream sandwich and says 'this ice cream sandwich? it loves you too.'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3229.png",20180208081437,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3229.png,image/png,T3Q3VK26SLHKHWYHMEYYYHBTNO4R7OER,3224,comic2-3229.png,"smog plus snog produces smnog, which is famously precisely as gross as it sounds"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2966.png",20160412235553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2966.png,image/png,THZMGKHR447OO3BVOMGB3RHOY5MI7M5S,2960,comic2-2966.png,"i care a lot about some of the things, BUT: not all of the things"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-841.png",20140714174541,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-841.png,image/png,V6TW3N3GTVRHCYOQTQMFPSE773B7OHQQ,810,comic2-841.png,seriously he's the worst ghost ever.  if you knew him you'd know!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3168.png",20170721035534,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3168.png,image/png,XYSBEFK257Y6FFB3GOIUX6VDP7FFZHJP,3163,comic2-3168.png,"turns out his full name is ""fitzwilliam darcy"".  i mean his full alias.  his full alias that he uses in the books so that nobody will discover he can shoot knives out of his eyes but only when he really wants it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1569.png",20140712124343,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1569.png,image/png,ZK62TEE2M3PVY5IGNLEFJC4D7NMLW4Q2,1548,comic2-1569.png,"let's not kid ourselves; it's always an exciting time to be saying ""forsooth"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2104.png",20140710212234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2104.png,image/png,22VR24AUCSCE6NQLYNITWCBVTBSU6QIG,2093,comic2-2104.png,"PLEASE, I HEAR IT'S REALLY EASY TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU KNOW THEY ALREADY LIKE YOU"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1135.png",20140713174432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1135.png,image/png,2OVL2XA5OKQ4PA7LFSB25KSWWTEOEIBZ,1108,comic2-1135.png,"god's supposed to be saying ""save it for the pocket universe, man"" but if you read it as ""save it for the pocket universe man"" that's cool too. i'd like to meet this man, this... this Pocket Universe Man."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3122.png",20170406011311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3122.png,image/png,5K42NW7JKQQXDBX46CC5WYWVPW3BK7S6,3117,comic2-3122.png,"no WONDER aliens don't want to talk to us!!  thanks for nothing, space nerds"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2963.png",20160413000404,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2963.png,image/png,EPQKVL54IWSVFCOWMJHED4MNK6RMPLJU,2957,comic2-2963.png,sherlock holmes and the case of he only cares about crimes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1075.png",20140713234610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1075.png,image/png,J5TMYGYWAFGFE6SPMQQOQ4DDCLTNGZXS,1048,comic2-1075.png,"it's called 'explosions magazine', and the word 'explosions' is always shown exploding on the cover. the car issue has different sorts of cars exploding, and the swimsuit issue has different sorts of swimsuits exploding. explosions magazine, ladies and gentlemen!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1806.png",20140711181538,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1806.png,image/png,JZRZKDRL6JQNKVR2GVNYJMTLOX6LUOUQ,1792,comic2-1806.png,"We're all waiting, but especially me and Robo-T.  Robot-T.  I haven't decided on the name yet but STILL."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2723.png",20141110055923,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2723.png,image/png,OEL6M4RUAU3AEAQT6SPUZBRV5RIGIBRA,2713,comic2-2723.png,"i made this ""looks like these brothers aren't gonna smash themselves"" joke on twitter and several people replied to let me know that we lived in an age where it was, in fact, fully possible for those brothers to smash themselves.  my eyes are open"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-885.png",20140714144240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-885.png,image/png,OZSGZRHT2ICOML4IJEQE5SOQJCBE7KZS,854,comic2-885.png,"i thought i invented this cheat but philosopher Ned Block beat me to the punch here, and the machine he imagines to do this is called 'blockhead', which, i concede, is a pretty awesome name for a made-up universe-sized computer"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2521.png",20140709131716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2521.png,image/png,RSS5EBHWSPOTRGD2ZZBVMTCQIP7UIFCN,2510,comic2-2521.png,"joan rivers, geena davis, harrison ford, kelsey grammer, gene hackman, george clooney, leslie nielsen, chris rock, dan aykroyd, stephen colbert, morgan freeman, jack lemmon, jack nicholson, anthony hopkins, charlton heston, robin williams, bill murray, tom selleck, john cusack, aaron eckhart = 20 fake presidents whose faces I know versus the maybe ten real presidents, haha sorry reality YOU LOSE AGAIN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1103.png",20140713195348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1103.png,image/png,SLR2GBFE6SJSBNO7Z4ITNLLXX66UJ7Q7,1076,comic2-1103.png,investment bankers won't talk to me anymore.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-848.png",20140714162439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-848.png,image/png,TACPFBHFWHHSIETSYKW4NRIJX7JEHKZD,817,comic2-848.png,"how come 'kant's categorical imperative' isn't spelt with a 'k' on 'kategorical'?  i think we all know who dropped the ball here: IMMANUEL KANT.  more like immanuel kant recognize spelling opportunities in a non-native tongue when he sees them, amiright"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1336.png",20140713033952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1336.png,image/png,U3KUXWRXCDXS5ASUN5OBE5XQXV2XM7LT,1309,comic2-1336.png,"so... why don't you and i go back to your place, put on some nice romantic music, swear each other to silence, and make up a great story we can tell our friends?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1444.png",20140712212544,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1444.png,image/png,XUUBQZWNMRKYFNFTSYA754XXH3EGWKC3,1417,comic2-1444.png,"i made a livejournal post about this last night and people helped me add to this list! championgawm came up with ""rollerblading"", and dhole came up with ""trampolining"", ""jetskiing"", and ""zippering"". THANKS LJ! YOU HELPED ME TURN MY PRESCRIPTIVIST RAGE INTO A COMIC "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-181-2.png",20140717201528,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-181-2.png,image/png,YAU2M2XQ4YEPY4DRPMDCQALKFTIVGQJG,167,comic2-181-2.png,"specifically, he's glad that nobody knows he's fantasized about being of the opposite gender and of dating his best friend"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2928.png",20160107002318,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2928.png,image/png,YQQLQ4ACRQUE4RGBPGLJGDHBFFY53WKH,2922,comic2-2928.png,"Convincing his friend that his other friend not only peed in the pool but pooped in it too, but his mom took it out when nobody was looking so you can't see it but it totally happened and he saw it at the bottom before she took it out"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2209.png",20140710131247,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2209.png,image/png,4ACRO5WTNS624WCLY3ZBVGWXRMIXAXXY,2197,comic2-2209.png,this is the point where dinosaur comics starts a wizard-centric reversal.  up next!  wizards: WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1739.png",20140711225948,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1739.png,image/png,4DC2VRXTCSMSSKDRD6ZYMBS4SXBGZO7L,1715,comic2-1739.png,friiiiiiiiiiig how embarrassiiiiiiiiing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3007.png",20160707005712,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3007.png,image/png,55MBC6C7LLHEVPY7GGI3VWQN4JYCSAUT,3001,comic2-3007.png,"Meanwhile, as Moriarty ate a lot of healthy kale because that was the opposite of the drugs Sherlock was doing, he wondered if maybe he should've chosen someone else to be his arch nemesis."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3145.png",20170607214600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3145.png,image/png,AWHYWYV7WQVOSUCSLHYKUPNSRF35T3F7,3140,comic2-3145.png,haha woo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-55.png",20140717225450,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-55.png,image/png,BJCFYHWPTRG7GLRPSOQDRC6G7NIANNTW,46,comic2-55.png,"good times, good times"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2394.png",20140709232100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2394.png,image/png,BLQJMWHE4ZK3QAXCCKXJHELHQ52FH26M,2383,comic2-2394.png,"dedicated to joey comeau, the man who wouldn't stop talking about his chest pain for like THREE WHOLE DAYS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1347.png",20140713030049,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1347.png,image/png,D7ZZGIMAYRMBF5UJA52R3YLFGDDZITWG,1320,comic2-1347.png,HAHA I SHOUTED IT AFTER SOMEONE WHO WAS RUNNING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-40.5.png",20140717231322,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-40.5.png,image/png,DPPDPAD4JBYP5HAFUUE3QS7MD2BH7YKA,30,comic2-40.5.png,"note to all programmers in the audience: do not take the GOTO construct literally in panel 5, otherwise you will enter an infinite loop"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1918.png",20140711132908,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1918.png,image/png,EA76ZTU3W6RF2AY456SQHYZ3FIMCRFKM,1907,comic2-1918.png,"in more precise, technical terms: ""does god like poutine"" problem is reducible to the travelling salesman problem, and it goes the other way too.  you heard it here first!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1250.png",20140713090539,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1250.png,image/png,L2WXTT5UT52VFM2UTZBNL4UOAWSX77FW,1223,comic2-1250.png,"no promises, NINEY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1917.png",20140711132956,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1917.png,image/png,MUKC6BLKNWKETKVILDUXB6DZ6ZO2NNN3,1906,comic2-1917.png,I AM AT 110% ULTIMATE BLISS OUT DOWN HERE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1938.png",20140711121214,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1938.png,image/png,NKDZ4T5EJCUWUEX7FJKDFNEKOTYVIIQ7,1927,comic2-1938.png,"actually the story goes on for a bit: king's wife is jealous and wants the babies killed and made into meals, but the king finds out and so instead burns the queen alive, AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.  PS: LUCKY PEOPLE ARE LUCKY EVEN WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING, I HOPE YOU GOT THAT FROM THIS STORY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1840.png",20140711165628,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1840.png,image/png,NUURWJ7HAWNTHVWLCNHBNRWJC2IXQ5CG,1829,comic2-1840.png,"I WON'T TELL UTAHRAPTOR AND DROMICEIOMIMUS IF YOU WON'T, i mean. my question to you is: do we have a ""deal"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1230.png",20140713110559,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1230.png,image/png,SZJWELGS25YNPSGNPJQBFYH2VAED4FOS,1203,comic2-1230.png,A CAUTIONARY TALE!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-678.png",20140715051308,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-678.png,image/png,T57UT6COZGFPEAI5ALXL6CYPFEIKN4MK,637,comic2-678.png,"can you imagine how frustrating it would be to believe people should go to class, but live in a universe where nobody goes to class?  it would probably begin to interfere with other aspects of your life as well."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1909.png",20140711134110,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1909.png,image/png,XSDAMTNUVC4QAYHFI72HPDQF2WVMDCPA,1898,comic2-1909.png,CHUGGY G LOVED DUCKS / WAS THE CHUGGIEST
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3096.png",20170201222942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3096.png,image/png,YDOZYPQ73ZKZVFOSTTYECOEIIRISENHU,3091,comic2-3096.png,you versus the religion she told you not to worry about
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1266.png",20140713082044,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1266.png,image/png,2HWKQPZ64YWHHF4ENEO4AQXYQFG36HH6,1239,comic2-1266.png,NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3004.png",20160707014151,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3004.png,image/png,4J2N4ZPYJOVKPS7H4A3BXHDEI3SHGLPT,2998,comic2-3004.png,"if you're a fan of the Orthographic Avengers, join the Exclaim Nation"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-889.png",20140714143904,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-889.png,image/png,7MCEVSFYVKZTLT2TLRPTPQHGCVAYIBSN,858,comic2-889.png,"if you randomly typed in 'qwantz.com' to your browser looking for topless friends, then boy!  you are partially in luck!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1995.png",20140711065432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1995.png,image/png,AQPB7XE7KLVZEUMZVAWH5NXASX54VWMR,1984,comic2-1995.png,and AWESOBLIGATORY.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-970.png",20140714080718,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-970.png,image/png,ATEM2UBTKNXRYN22ZGT4XCSOHZOQ62KF,938,comic2-970.png,if you don't call someone inappropriate 'sweetcheeks' today then we can't be friends anymore.  FACT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2294.png",20140710073808,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2294.png,image/png,E3VVIL6X5QLO7PNM3SU3AGUV4AZSMJ2Z,2283,comic2-2294.png,"every time i accidentally crush an egg while trying to take it out of the carton, i feel a deep kinship with superman"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3238.png",20180308054611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3238.png,image/png,FLVWRAXRZ7UOMPRWPN4DCTMYBSUMNXPD,3233,comic2-3238.png,"friends, in the face of ""make way for my munchies"", is it finally time for us to concede that some sentences are Not Good"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-594.png",20140715101625,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-594.png,image/png,JN4QTPCMEUWAEETQ464NDM52QWP3D4JM,555,comic2-594.png,hah hah!  me too!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-998.png",20140714060020,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-998.png,image/png,PZCKK6INAVYJ26OMS5NZJPTNYTXW4DQG,966,comic2-998.png,"you can get a model t horse in any colour, as long as it's horse"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-37.png",20140717231453,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-37.png,image/png,QUE5JYTU66DA73M6PE7X5HGETOWVNOZA,26,comic2-37.png,too perfect
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2384.png",20140709234455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2384.png,image/png,QVZ2CSUDGNH6NA7MXJK7SOBG3BZ4XORL,2373,comic2-2384.png,"let's hear it for reality, ""the place where fun things can't happen because of rules"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3134.png",20170503174050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3134.png,image/png,TEOOTVCJAJGXNN3NIAEICNHZ5O46CCTC,3129,comic2-3134.png,BACK TO THE OL' DRAWING BOARD WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS PRECISELY WHAT EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE UNIVERSE IS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2255.png",20140710100535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2255.png,image/png,VLNC3OERWX3HSWYFCQ7KDIXZATJYWD63,2243,comic2-2255.png,actually the idea of selling and advertising air is awful and nightmarish NOBODY DO THAT OKAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-271.png",20140717194831,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-271.png,image/png,XRROZZBJZURJTV2K4FAHO4MI77LDXRRW,230,comic2-271.png,in conclusion: i really hate the word
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-835.png",20140714175005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-835.png,image/png,4B4U2E3WBZH2RPLNBUUAHZYORK6FRFVV,804,comic2-835.png,when t-rex gets angry he likes to shout the name of the person or thing that made him so upset into his communicator!  unfortunately captain kirk and khan have taken care of THAT little number
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1751.png",20140711212336,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1751.png,image/png,5I3KBXVYJ4YFJ4MEFEU2RPYKWHVRKADQ,1727,comic2-1751.png,dinosaur comics says: always dream AT LEAST as big as the producer of a talking baby movie
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1530.png",20140712154511,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1530.png,image/png,C43PTLXJVXCBILPJMK5VPH5WX22UO7KV,1509,comic2-1530.png,"man, t-rex, all of this amazing technology has made you a bit of a jerk!!  is there an invention to fix that?  there is?  ah."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2568.png",20140709094325,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2568.png,image/png,G5TDG765NWYXAVWB2333NNLYXHIP56U3,2557,comic2-2568.png,i don't even see what the big deal is about adopting five dalmatians anyway
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-122.png",20140717213018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-122.png,image/png,LJTSJZWXKW6FSRBNRA6FIVNEEJEYVBQK,113,comic2-122.png,why the hell not!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1601.png",20140712093116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1601.png,image/png,LV27QLSTK344RLMVME7FMWBBPBJD5Y7E,1580,comic2-1601.png,"sorry to anyone who was planning to go to a waterpark today; finding your way there when the word ""waterpark"" itself has no meaning left is probably pretty hard"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2794.png",20150402024901,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2794.png,image/png,OS2XFGS3PLGCNQ3IAL7MUS6OITNN7DLI,2784,comic2-2794.png,can find
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-377.png",20140715182628,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-377.png,image/png,SQYWNCCFW5YC2FKFGR7DHIXHKRUAC3DZ,337,comic2-377.png,a grim vision into a world where life-sized cardboard cutouts of yourself can be made on demand!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-121.png",20140717213041,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-121.png,image/png,WRQSAIL4525RMOWMPRIME5CIV7O3SB7P,112,comic2-121.png,i simply cannot stress this enough
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-680.png",20140715051124,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-680.png,image/png,Y3WK2SEJOCMO77XCIITCAO6DS5ZQPQXF,639,comic2-680.png,t-rex is clearly under the impression that putting theories into practice is a big turn-on for the ladies.  i have no grounds to dispute this
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-898-3.png",20140714141623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-898-3.png,image/png,Y5HN2IFIVYUXY66AKTJSLB2RA3FKMLNW,867,comic2-898-3.png,an orbital tower is an elevator that goes straight up into SPACE.  i believe this is the first time it has been suggested that one could jump out of them onto giant trampolines.  arthur c clarke called satellites but i call this!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-634.png",20140715062506,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-634.png,image/png,ZZYRFJJBXHHGAWOHFE22RQ5KFH6BJZD5,594,comic2-634.png,"utahraptor's pretty sure that for life to exist, chemical reactions have to be deterministic, because otherwise we could all explode when we ate a sandwich or something, kapow!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2978.png",20160516072955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2978.png,image/png,37XZIHV6VBN5TVSJXTUO5JQIYP3SERHH,2972,comic2-2978.png,"this comic started out as a comic called ""fun facts about parallelograms"" but then I decided to KICK THINGS UP A NOTCH.  also: there were simply too many fun facts about parallelograms to choose from"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1832.png",20140711171911,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1832.png,image/png,6TQIQR3OVHSEWMJX33HCJDO2MVC47NN4,1821,comic2-1832.png,ice cream cake??  I TAKE IT BACK IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2547.png",20140709111938,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2547.png,image/png,GYHPSE7ZYMFB3ZJYJHKMTZ2G2DVY4FSA,2536,comic2-2547.png,"what's that?  you say you think deeply about the connection between our ability for metaphor and our ability to express new ideas we haven't thought of before??  ...you know, i find such conversations happen much better, um, naked"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-123.png",20140717212952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-123.png,image/png,HWMUSEMV74MLREIO2DJGDTYBZB4QB7MR,114,comic2-123.png,zing!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1107.png",20140713193606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1107.png,image/png,KXWAQK5OWN5BIFX6NSAQ42VAR4HEHIZE,1080,comic2-1107.png,"please address all inquiries to Mr. Tusks / Vice Mayor, Tiny Towne / Tiny Towne Island / M6T U5K"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-936.png",20140714114512,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-936.png,image/png,NQJEXV6K4Z4LILKXVHYGN4WWNUCLEUZL,906,comic2-936.png,"if you are personally insolvent, it is a good idea to inform the dudes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3300.png",20180607085403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3300.png,image/png,OH4RJGCSW5FFI25FQU24EERFYVBT66Z6,3295,comic2-3300.png,"every time I mention the tiny woman in the comic I get an email saying ""I NEVER NOTICED HER BEFORE"" so this comic is going to TOTALLY blow some minds"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1001.png",20140714054340,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1001.png,image/png,OUWKE6KJIIQ6OMOW7BRUMHWD2V4DE3XE,969,comic2-1001.png,dude knows his failings
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1191.png",20140713133358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1191.png,image/png,P652NZM25AT4Q23J3QD3I243ULU6IDM7,1164,comic2-1191.png,"I AM IN HELL AND THE TORMENTED SOULS HERE JUST SAID ""WHAT, DID HE SAY THE N-GAGE? IT ONLY HAS 50 GAMES AND YOU HAD TO REMOVE THE BATTERY PACK TO PUT A NEW GAME IN IT. THAT'S SO WRONG! NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSE ABOUT EVERYTHING!"" AND NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3140.png",20170515120413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3140.png,image/png,PYSJGTWQ5VFT3B6YCHX5VQFOLCV7EJ76,3135,comic2-3140.png,"in this hovertext, the car is a metaphor for your unfinished novel, half-sewn sweater, AND cross-stitch that five years ago you started the border on.  also it's literally the kit car you bought and never put together"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1958.png",20140711102558,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1958.png,image/png,SBMHS57FPNTBRD4FDV6BEAY5P3SA33V4,1947,comic2-1958.png,"oh, feelings!  you'll have to feel enough for the both of us; i'm out."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1868.png",20140711151632,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1868.png,image/png,TPI6FYZK56SQRENLEDM6WUVO7TCPBJWL,1857,comic2-1868.png,"There's ""yesterday"", ""last week"", ""five years ago"", ""thirty years ago"", and ""before"".  ""Before"" is where most of the crazy stuff happens!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/dreamscometrue.jpg",20140717192848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/dreamscometrue.jpg,image/jpeg,W7XP6B73KCKY356BEZQHLERAAVQIVB3V,272,dreamscometrue.jpg,this is totally what the dino comics animated series will look like
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1872.png",20140711145751,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1872.png,image/png,3BYF5E3YZEDCAHUT2PXMRRDWNQY6EIH3,1861,comic2-1872.png,i was certain at some point someone fixes the past.  you mean all my problems NEVER get fixed??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3267.png",20180323063942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3267.png,image/png,5JZISR7UAV5PD2YARRAM4SUCWOSX74FT,3262,comic2-3267.png,"i looked up salt mining, being all ""is it REALLY as bad as rhetorical sayings suggest?"" and long story short salt is a desiccant and if you're underground mining it, it gets inside you and DESICCATES YOUR LUNGS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1243.png",20140713090958,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1243.png,image/png,6JPTJUDHR3R3UPJ4RNZ6KWVCXGGKSYVT,1216,comic2-1243.png,"well, it seems we both have QUESTIONS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-693.png",20140708202204,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-693.png,image/png,BPGMC2P4VHP5KR24L47O63HDI5TMFTXM,652,comic2-693.png,c-comrade!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2989.png",20160602002539,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2989.png,image/png,HGIRBUYYGLVTQRTA2U4ZZSQSYEVDVYGR,2984,comic2-2989.png,"trudie married but never changed her name because hah hah hah AS IF THERE WAS A BETTER NAME THAN KILLSHOTZ, instead her partner Thanatos just changed his"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-314.png",20140717193143,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-314.png,image/png,IOQTWFWSX3LJNLZGTS5PE7CPSPSETOMH,265,comic2-314.png,"'oh, i am so embarrassed...'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/dinorobots.jpg",20160414153021,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/dinorobots.jpg,image/jpeg,MOLNKKFUFJKTMLV3WHS5JDFEY37XVXKO,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2986.png",20160514123141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2986.png,image/png,NIHM2NEBHKD4537G7P7MZJPKNO37L3GH,2980,comic2-2986.png,"the thing with the highway to the danger zone is that they rarely say hello to you there, which can EASILY put you on the road to vengeance"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3048.png",20161005203640,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3048.png,image/png,NUNMYNA4IIG4KYSGKQCUTDZH6JC5XR2Z,3042,comic2-3048.png,"i actually wrote this comic while on a plane!  I don't know if the passengers in front of me were named ""Claude"" and ""Mary"" but I DO know that they DEFINITELY did not get a look at my screen"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-217.png",20140717200148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-217.png,image/png,WUGZTJ4LCNI5W6674ZTTJ5REEGI6TGCG,199,comic2-217.png,he's always looking out for c.k.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-173.png",20140717205743,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-173.png,image/png,XU2M2E6WVCWCLZJKXR6O7STDOHRJR2SM,154,comic2-173.png,"'i just thought i'd drop in!' he shouts, descending"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-358.png",20140715183107,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-358.png,image/png,ZH6DQB3EOKT4TM35JKUGW4J27J56AC6X,323,comic2-358.png,"i would advise you to check it sitting down, my friend!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1280.png",20140713070907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1280.png,image/png,ZUH5OTO2QZYLW55HFN5S4D2GSUJAM6TV,1253,comic2-1280.png,my buddy oliver's got so many opinions that he made himself a shirt that says that he's got opinions
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-599.png",20140715085128,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-599.png,image/png,3ZWU74QTTBCIDSSXBZX46H3OFPVSR5T5,561,comic2-599.png,i need to make changes in my life so that i have more opportunity to use it.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2056.png",20140711002003,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2056.png,image/png,7MQ7WFR7YTYAS3IVHZPSF5FFGLAIXWCT,2045,comic2-2056.png,"i originally wrote ""sexual intercourse"" but then ""sex intercourse"" sounded way better!  then i realized i can't think of a single situation where the word ""sexual"" is superior to ""sex"".  anyway!  i hope the first panel of today's comic made you feel sex"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-619.png",20140715075352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-619.png,image/png,7RHOCA7GDBCTEQKZKD6IJCVRK6653YQT,580,comic2-619.png,it was so hot out last night that when i woke up my pillow was juicy with head sweat.  i know!  it was gross!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2673.png",20140718035227,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2673.png,image/png,CYVVWKTBCHDPRPQ2QE5KHOOWNRIIFD3C,2663,comic2-2673.png,"i'm not even sure if septic tanks need cleaning.  they hold a household's poop, so like, can they GET dirtier?  i think we've reached maximum dirty, there should be no dirtier object possible, and if there is, keep it the heck away from me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1221.png",20140713111119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1221.png,image/png,J7AWNMUMHBN5L5K567GTXCXYZY72KP4Y,1194,comic2-1221.png,"if someone wants to create a ""tattoos moms like"" site, i will be the first to link to it. i am envisioning people with tattoos of themselves cooking a balanced meal, complete with thought bubbles that read ""i'm learning how to take care of myself"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-629.png",20140715064354,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-629.png,image/png,JNGYIGE4TTIXLR6OYZBPIOIYC3BU67T7,590,comic2-629.png,t-rex is a big fan of expressions that he's heard on any show ending with 'TNG'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1727.png",20140711234546,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1727.png,image/png,LUQF7MYZRX3FVSNC6OPKT4MJRIQDIXCD,1703,comic2-1727.png,"dude, my nostalgia's so layered that photoshop crashes whenever i open the file"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2585.png",20140709044355,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2585.png,image/png,P2BCPTRXRPZ7FKSAV7WBDQLGVK2IZXFR,2574,comic2-2585.png,it only transmits emotions though; you don't actually get to go back in time.  i guess i MAY have oversold this a little in panel two?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-596.png",20140715095950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-596.png,image/png,SEAAQBR5W2IFFFDNYU7QFN44XKCF7ZC4,557,comic2-596.png,"i'm stressed out just THINKING about having to build a working car out of cardboard!  aw man.     

       shit"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-67.png",20140717225034,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-67.png,image/png,Z4EZJ4WRLO5ZD6CL6WSO2ABVNB4MZYSI,57,comic2-67.png,"if i lived in dino-times, i would be wigging out"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-569.png",20140715115028,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-569.png,image/png,2CW6CRC5GQT3ASSPIPIFF4WJO3P5FBI5,530,comic2-569.png,a men's magazine called 'second base' would be almost as adorable as 'women in the mood to kiss'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2864.png",20150814212405,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2864.png,image/png,3SD3CJMGNDSGTPX67DPAXJJHXAUCYO5R,2855,comic2-2864.png,"they're not radio boxes, they're check boxes.  choose as many as you want.  SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1616.png",20140712081916,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1616.png,image/png,3Y4XV2W3FBD2J3HXDRPIWLSQNEBFSDYY,1595,comic2-1616.png,the experiment may last 50 years
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-272-1.png",20140717193421,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-272-1.png,image/png,42INMULROSC7KQR6AUYZ64PE5H4I7ZMB,259,comic2-272-1.png,welcome to www.dinosaurcomics.com
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2695.png",20141003033933,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2695.png,image/png,AMPZDYHREPHU2HPS7GVZJDZEB4M6AMTB,2685,comic2-2695.png,"ETIQUETTE OF THE FUTURE: if i give you my future-phone to show you a future-picture, don't future-swipe right to see my other future-pictures because i maybe didn't want to future-show future-you future-them"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1752.png",20140711212240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1752.png,image/png,EEAIRMLWBOGSP52BJV2CBAVEU4C4OQVC,1728,comic2-1752.png,now!  which one of us produces hair?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1551.gif",20140712142937,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1551.gif,image/gif,HZ5EHUKVK4BFIIK5V2TNEV6C7AN52ZKY,1530,comic2-1551.gif,"that, my friends, is the face of a man who's excited to realize that not brushing as a child has just paid off with CYBORG ADULTHOOD"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1130.png",20140713183445,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1130.png,image/png,LVSM64P3KGFLQEDVGWRAVI23USS2JRBE,1103,comic2-1130.png,"i'd been compiling a mental list of these for years. i thought i was alone, but randall munroe told me he'd been doing the same, and had discovered the name for them: initial-stress-derived nouns. they even have a wikipedia page. nice!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2737.png",20141106190642,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2737.png,image/png,MDIXKZD6LGEEYT4CHZIJ5LO2AQ7QH4EC,2726,comic2-2737.png,"Okay, honestly, they're both things eBay banned me from selling on their STUPID WEBSITE FOR JERKS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3256.png",20180321214038,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3256.png,image/png,QCMXV4BBXBYTIOMEGDBVG7QUTUZ4IE5H,3251,comic2-3256.png,when i read graphical novels i like to pair them with a small treat: some minor chocolate indulgence such as a Kit Katherine or one of Timothy Tam's eponymous bars.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2964.png",20160413000350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2964.png,image/png,QDWFHJ57SE35WLBLCFATKHJ2NBD2CZJE,2958,comic2-2964.png,"this comic was going to be ""can we talk to animals"" but then i remembered t-rex talks to cephalopods and morris the tiny bug on the semi-regular.  THANKS, MY CONTINUITY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-824.png",20140714192905,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-824.png,image/png,QKABTSV2QOHDBCZJOAJX5DTYVAP4O62T,793,comic2-824.png,"'num num num' being, of course, the iso standard sound effect for munchin on toenails instead of just answering a simple question"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1096.png",20140713201423,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1096.png,image/png,S3K62KZSZHEUYGSGS4YEFCBKWVFKK4IR,1068,comic2-1096.png,"t-rex is so excited by his own ideas that all he can do is smile. we've all been there, right fellas?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3160.png",20170705182732,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3160.png,image/png,TDKVYOCF4Z3DGJ5KBPOYPPWQIAJGA7UG,3155,comic2-3160.png,"if you haven't replaced ""pardon my french"" with ""in my language, it means 'peace'"" in your idiolect, there is a chance you are not living your best life"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2081.png",20140710231350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2081.png,image/png,UZJITENRX2HCSOOCFMJ2TDXBWYYBCSEP,2070,comic2-2081.png,"the only option is nudity from now on, nudity SO NUDE it travels in both directions on the timeline"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/dinosarechunky.gif",20140717192600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/dinosarechunky.gif,image/gif,WLWOBSW5HD7PJ3JON5KAHU3HQ34II5NL,279,dinosarechunky.gif,AND peter jankowski
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-968.png",20140714082349,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-968.png,image/png,4X7LVC7YAEY3XLGB65BT2HPAK66JB6NJ,936,comic2-968.png,"you also need a spacesuit to go to the moon.  and a rocketship.  you need a rocketship, and a spacesuit, and a sausage."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2672.png",20140715214603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2672.png,image/png,62QT4AGCFQO2SAPX2KLH4WOHFCYQJSRC,2662,comic2-2672.png,"HEY FRANCE, YOU WANT TO BE MORE BADASS??  TRADE OUT THE GALLIC ROOSTER FOR THE GALLIC GOD-DAMNED BRACHIOSAURUS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2550.png",20140709111710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2550.png,image/png,B55HFNZ5XKZECR4KPI4FPRSGZVKAXLYQ,2539,comic2-2550.png,we were the only two people in the elevator; I KNOW IT WAS YOU
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-56.png",20140717225540,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-56.png,image/png,DAQHZ5BQXLWWTS62LMZSAZZ4WHWT4BNQ,44,comic2-56.png,people who say april fool's day ends at noon just can't keep their guard up for more than 12 hours
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3142.png",20170526122036,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3142.png,image/png,GEM7BRTN2JGGECOGRXUA36IBGNPPQ6CA,3137,comic2-3142.png,the current political state of the world is: []good []bad []neutral []haven't heard of it []something i've been meaning to look into []tedious at best []a grim but welcome distraction from the inevitable FUTURE political state of the world
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-201.png",20140717195848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-201.png,image/png,JHDIHM5DXZILFTW4NA266CB55T5KGNWS,205,comic2-201.png,"alternate punchlines: 'oh well!', 'interesting!', 'i'm high right now!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2573.png",20140709054401,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2573.png,image/png,PQON4JYQJJLI3GYTZTPXZCAAGJEKDAPW,2562,comic2-2573.png,"antonio tony is t-rex's erotic fiction character.  sometimes it takes antonio a little time to get going, is the thing.  there's NO shame in that."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1603.png",20140712093000,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1603.png,image/png,QPQQQEYLFXY7WKAIPAK55WB4I7EABZX5,1582,comic2-1603.png,there's a spooky skeleton inside each of us!  NEVA4GET
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1879.png",20140711143542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1879.png,image/png,SFLW2323TNPL26C3Y5W4TDVQS2HUCNCB,1868,comic2-1879.png,"don't worry: for humans, it's mere hundreds of pounds a year (NICE) (GROSS)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2003.png",20140711054629,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2003.png,image/png,UDLG6JTGA5TMRK2CFLCE7XGSOPY3I2J5,1992,comic2-2003.png,"HAPPY WEDDING EVE, VICTOR!  I WILL BE A GOOD BEST MAN AND I WILL REALLY TRY NOT TO TEAR MY PANTS.  THIS I SWEAR"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1555.png",20140712142639,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1555.png,image/png,US2U4XE5RVT6BQGGNJWRG22W72BQ7CUE,1534,comic2-1555.png,"""i'm not bitches"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-477.png",20140715164553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-477.png,image/png,VMKVPKLR4T4X36X7IKBDVBEIBQJJIO4W,435,comic2-477.png,also!  what is for dinner tonight?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2898.png",20151011152223,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2898.png,image/png,VRS26RBRACNFNQJEHADHW4LWZX36FUV5,2889,comic2-2898.png,CONGRATULATIONS!  YOU CAN NOW TALK TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER!!  THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A WASTE OF TIME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-804.png",20140714210130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-804.png,image/png,W2KWEPC3DAV7DAJI6CCMXKWSQGDNNUNY,773,comic2-804.png,"it's true, even chicks are subject to entropy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3307.png",20180718080753,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3307.png,image/png,XQAQLITFQF4J2XW7TVLYWN2QU45GFTQN,3302,comic2-3307.png,IT'S LIKE VR VERSUS AR EXCEPT YOU'RE BORN WITH THE HARDWARE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-316.png",20140717193118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-316.png,image/png,C5J22ZVJXMELHPYWF3T36DQHTADOB67S,266,comic2-316.png,"as you can see in this remarkable relic from the early 21st century, disaster strikes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-959.png",20140714100013,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-959.png,image/png,CR45JNDUQJHIJ3RBFYLWL6XSU6OTXUBO,927,comic2-959.png,T-REX CAN YOU BUY A HOUSE AND A TV AND A CONSOLE AND ELECTRICAL SERVICE THEN I CAN COME OVER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-602.png",20140715083518,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-602.png,image/png,EEEGIWUIEWRLDNX2M4MDEQICHXLKFGBA,563,comic2-602.png,"outer space is only 100 km up!  heck, why visit MY PARENTS when it's closer to visit outer space?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3331.png",20180811064141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3331.png,image/png,FND42UAY7O6VIHGAXVXISXY35VCQLG7W,3326,comic2-3331.png,"if you don't know canadian folk music then i'm sorry but THIS PARTICULAR DINOSAUR COMIC IS NOT FOR YOU, but check out Stan Rogers and then come back and you'll have NO REGRETS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-983.png",20140714071257,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-983.png,image/png,FPLWUSIWO3APWMSZ3R5RESWYR5OG4WXY,951,comic2-983.png,"if you'd like to see more of t-rex's ''tuggy the tugboat tugs... in space'', i invite you to imagine a non-anthropomorphized tugboat tugging an asteroid... IN SPACE."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1811.png",20140711181136,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1811.png,image/png,GPDGF2TXHHPVYEPXK7ICXMDEGQ3PHSNC,1797,comic2-1811.png,"although, upon reflection, my heating system and i have pulled off some wicked sweet seductions"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3143.png",20170530132029,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3143.png,image/png,MLWRZNYN4NITCBOR66QOXFGJPCTVMNP2,3138,comic2-3143.png,"there may be some downside to taking existing swears and adding ""o"" to the end. after due consideration of everyone's feedback, I am proud to announce that moving forward I will be adding ""o'"" to the FRONT of them instead"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-206.png",20140717200752,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-206.png,image/png,N4ALPYYSYEWYEOKPEROHNZPSRTCSY7HE,184,comic2-206.png,he had thought that chicks would dig a guy who could point out flaws in their reasoning
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3008.png",20160707005710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3008.png,image/png,OICY3QSAKJP6ZWE5KHV6RUJYX4FJUBUN,3002,comic2-3008.png,"the REAL answer is that LUCKILY, generations of philosophers have been considering these questions through centuries of thought experiments, and philosophy being the HARD SCIENCE that it is, we definitely now have both uncontentious and objectively correct answers that work in all situations.  phew!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1263.png",20140713083811,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1263.png,image/png,TYODWYKK6JTUHX72AF6XR5O22EDB4KUI,1236,comic2-1263.png,"oh look, an ALIVE person has an opinion on suicide!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1970.png",20110512174636,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1970.png,image/png,WIAJQN7255GAP4Z25CT7TCYD7BF5QFGA,1959,comic2-1970.png,stephen hawking focused on time tourists in HIS saying because he's smart enough not to have not messed the heck up / lie about his tv viewing history
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1127.png",20140713183657,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1127.png,image/png,ZAXDFSL55ZGIZZ22ZTODDUQJBBKHZ2JO,1100,comic2-1127.png,"whatever, UTAHRAPTOR. you know tng's way too awesome to be a nerd show, and voyager's way too dumb."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-990.png",20140714065253,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-990.png,image/png,3FFMUUV7SEQRY5UFO62EOZU76LXLBMDT,958,comic2-990.png,shakespeare gets so tired of time travellers telling him not to listen to his mp3s because of all the anachronism he's causing.  shakespeare just wants to ROCK!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3138.png",20170516120835,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3138.png,image/png,7MKUOMK2E36WQBGRGLCQNCM6HJCO4DNU,3133,comic2-3138.png,"this time it was graffiti, but in other future comics it's PROBABLY just gonna be thoughts.  this concludes ""HOW TO READ DINOSAUR COMICS: PART 1"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1305.png",20140713051955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1305.png,image/png,D4WTFRUVCKTGGTCDJCO6NDYT6OHLF3ME,1278,comic2-1305.png,"a man witnesses all these horrible accidents throughout his life, friends and acquaintances dropping like flies, killed in all these horrible ways. when he finally dies of old age he finds himself in the award ceremony, and he's told about the powers he had, and and he wins the award. everyone in the audience is bandaged. XERIC GRANT PLZ"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1492.png",20140712180313,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1492.png,image/png,HX4UZ43HLNO5LAWXT7RUAIWNG2V3UDZL,1464,comic2-1492.png,parts of it were still forwards though
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2241.png",20140710110206,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2241.png,image/png,NDWX6CJCJK3FG4GE6BILMCVTQVGF4JT4,2229,comic2-2241.png,"also great for medical sites, like surprisesyourbodymightholdforyou.tmi"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2968.png",20160412235527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2968.png,image/png,OIKBNWUCCCLNU3LZJ66MDGJPB274TCFK,2962,comic2-2968.png,"this much I know is true: when people look back on US in a thousand years, someone's prolly gonna call us a bunch of big a-holes >:|"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1491.png",20140712180352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1491.png,image/png,QLK4M2PT7H7ZBHS4R767TJO6FCMA4GSO,1463,comic2-1491.png,"IT'S 3DREALMS! 3DREALMS IS THE ONE. 3DREALMS. AND ALL THE DUKE NUKEM FOREVER JOKES HAVE ALREADY BEEN MADE EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE: ""DUKE NUKEM FOREVER? MORE LIKE 'DUKE NUKEM, I REALLY LOVED YOUR LAST GAME AND WAS LONG LOOKING FORWARD TO A SEQUEL'"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2546.png",20140709115117,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2546.png,image/png,T6FCXKI5SCHX4KOMMEDBRTJADSES5BCS,2535,comic2-2546.png,"this comic is easy to fold into existing dinosaur comics continuity by one simply presupposing multiple fun definitions for the word ""pants"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3205.png",20171207083944,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3205.png,image/png,UQIKXT22F4AYUWRQXEUK5R2EFXNOQSM2,3200,comic2-3205.png,"PAST ME SETS THEM UP, PRESENT ME KNOCKS THEM DOWN, FUTURE ME WONDERS IF IT WAS ALL WORTH IT WHILE TOOTING IN SHOCK"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-betweenspace1.png",20140717200531,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-betweenspace1.png,image/png,Z6NZH2DPYSKGUAJTNKJ5ND6WOOGKV4KT,190,comic2-betweenspace1.png,that's one impressive epitaph
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1512.png",20140712162809,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1512.png,image/png,ZGZLHRK4LYAZDF5ZIXPK274W5NA2RQC7,1491,comic2-1512.png,"that sound you're hearing is all the nlp researchers who read my comic jumping up from their computers at once and saying ""of COURSE!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3235.png",20180103234746,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3235.png,image/png,23ZJOFX4O2SR5VMEAGBHF7JMNIHYZPYR,3230,comic2-3235.png,"the "";"" in ""Z;krlogh"" is easy to pronounce: it's just the sound a 10th-dimensional sytr;swoth makes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-210.png",20140717200702,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-210.png,image/png,2OPBUW33JXYH6UIDKS5YR3ODOTPBYY23,186,comic2-210.png,"they live in a small town where everybody knows everybody else's birthday, and also their grandfather's birthday"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-792.png",20140714215725,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-792.png,image/png,2TENR5VIKCHFC7ECJIOUCQ62ZMRAV4GN,761,comic2-792.png,"whenever I cook pasta, I sing 'la donna e mobile' (it's the opera song you're probably thinking of) while replacing all the lyrics with variations of 'if you like tasty things, you will like tasty things.'  it's good times!  for me!  "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-622.png",20140715071934,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-622.png,image/png,2WAYNMWJVPMFN25XDIB3QJM3HNY2NYG6,583,comic2-622.png,t-rex is worried he's not developing filmicly as he should
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1937.png",20110325080950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1937.png,image/png,4BQLJ2TSDAJ7SI2LVBMV37APH3F6KLC4,1926,comic2-1937.png,"interestingly, this is the only version of the story in which red survives without needing a man to help her!  the poop gambit pays off AGAIN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2959.png",20160407011325,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2959.png,image/png,4UQUPHYSERB33XWHBZB6SDKEKZ37KPW3,2953,comic2-2959.png,"i'm trying to think of animals that you eat whole that are also bite-sized.  crickets?  i ate crickets the other week.  they weren't bad!  they take a sauce well, and the trick when facing down a spoonful of crickets is to not focus on it but rather imagine you're eating something else.  something crunchy.  anyway thanks for reading my comic today!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2970.png",20160406195346,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2970.png,image/png,6IIWRWNLYBC2NXBIKTMRSKAB4XNFVXOE,2964,comic2-2970.png,"utahraptor is all ""[edvard munch's 'the scream' tumbles out of his mouth and hangs in the sky impossibly, and all who gaze upon it feel madness crawling inside their eyes]"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2714.png",20141002010245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2714.png,image/png,7PTSAVMRCGSPTXBJ5KD3QI3ZARZQ6G7M,2704,comic2-2714.png,"in a cruel irony, those geniuses responsible for inventing these spectacular structures supported by generally-invisible wires would be the only ones who could never perceive their true beauty.  if you are a depressed smart person, there may be moral for you in here somewhere."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1587.png",20140712111259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1587.png,image/png,7TBSYXC4X2OBJ3XWMHWMSELCNQXXBGMU,1566,comic2-1587.png,i know *i* am
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1441.png",20140712212726,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1441.png,image/png,7TD44RJSG3GWGGK5H45ZHOYBRISEKYIG,1414,comic2-1441.png,"oh disappointment video, why must you always live up to your difficult-to-market name"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1673.png",20140712040100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1673.png,image/png,B3YSL3AOUSSI6BY4FHK4LTNSSQ2LFHQ5,1650,comic2-1673.png,"on the other hand, horror stories become way less scary when the storyteller is so insistently self-skeptical at their own tale of creeping horror.  THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!  IN MY OPINION, I MEAN, AND I'M PROBABLY TOTALLY WRONG!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1574.png",20140712122426,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1574.png,image/png,B6T732CHF6REVRKXFBNJK4PAYLWQMUIY,1553,comic2-1574.png,"the tagline is, ""is it a story of a brutal murder with curtains in it, or is it a curtain catalogue... with a murderer on the loose?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-982.png",20140714071335,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-982.png,image/png,C4QXIIJ7FQ3Y5RETOZOB4XN43ZWDVWHE,950,comic2-982.png,"she's actually wonderful, but turns out imaginary FULL-POTENTIAL HAPPY t-rex is also imaginary STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND t-rex"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-888.png",20140714144000,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-888.png,image/png,HYSZBVNLN7GDWFN3CCCN76NLESQYH6AI,857,comic2-888.png,"i have long held that t2 is the platonic form of action movies.  all it's missing is a sex scene, and all that does to a movie is make it awkward to watch with your parents, so whatever!  living liquid metal robots from the future NEVA4GET"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1469.png",20140712193558,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1469.png,image/png,IBZY2VHZPXX5LT3KYDCBJ6UDBCJCZ6D2,1442,comic2-1469.png,"seriously, why have we not all evolved into incorporeal cosmic intelligences yet without the need of mortal bodies? Is it because we'd miss the sex? Because if that's the case, then why don't we just have a totally insane amount sex RIGHT NOW, and THEN evolve into incorporeal cosmic intelligences without the need of mortal bodies??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1208.png",20140713115002,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1208.png,image/png,KF2JSISWI2KRCD5L5J2UFFX4ELYKQXWY,1181,comic2-1208.png,"i spent the entire comic building up ted, the text-to-speech voice guy, and then abandoned him in the last panel for mr. tusks! listen, ted: i have no regrets"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1939.png",20140711115611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1939.png,image/png,KRLMOE2LCMMDC4QIV3HC2PW4OJNA73V7,1928,comic2-1939.png,"the story has sublimated cannibalism and children unknowingly consuming quasi-human flesh, there is some potential there, make the wizard a mother figure and we just might be in BUSINESS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2545.png",20131129141735,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2545.png,image/png,QJAHB4JMTG35QS2KQAK2J2UCL3GEJZR7,2534,comic2-2545.png,"corning is born...ing.  like, ""boring"", you know?  i was trying to make those two words rhyme there but they don't.  anyway.  what's everyone up to tonight?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1862.png",20110205050454,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1862.png,image/png,S3WUR5UZFRZLOUQC3N72TAZ47NQWQ43M,1851,comic2-1862.png,THE OTHER 100% OF WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY IS TALKING ABOUT TALKING; I SHOULD'VE BEEN WELL COVERED HERE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2139.png",20140710184702,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2139.png,image/png,SORZWK7IE7EADRCR3BAQUQYOWXNKQ2IS,2127,comic2-2139.png,"""a thousand of your earth years"" = a handy phrase you can use to identify TOTALLY AWESOME WRITING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1755.png",20140711212013,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1755.png,image/png,WBV5K3MQM7DTAS5NCVJ5CUJL75ZQCXXP,1731,comic2-1755.png,"this is called ""the tragedy of the commons"" and was written about by garrett hardin 1968.  luckily, my dinosaurs existed 65 million years before that, so if anyone's plagiarizing anyone, it's garrett hardin plagiarizing t-rex!  i'm SO GLAD i remembered that 65 million years ago thing just now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1388.png",20101106025439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1388.png,image/png,WQQMJJUY7KPH7RTK54Z4A7ANTUDR5I67,1361,comic2-1388.png,pascal just wasn't thinking big enough
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-644.png",20140715061841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-644.png,image/png,XXALF3OJQH6MCDCGRPXMO7NBTAP3AXQ2,604,comic2-644.png,"infinite time is distinct from infinity time, which is actually what i like to shout in a deep baritone just before kissing someone"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2743.png",20141204184107,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2743.png,image/png,YEO53J4DXQ6S2YVW6KB3F77XC6IDQOY4,2733,comic2-2743.png,oh also he's good at writing comics and programming websites
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2967.png",20160412235539,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2967.png,image/png,YRNRBMKUFWHVCZQNQG7EFOMSBQEI7ZTB,2961,comic2-2967.png,It is a thing I am Working On
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2808.png",20150409172341,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2808.png,image/png,ZSRYGRKBDHIBUELJXTXRNUO27SFNV7OD,2798,comic2-2808.png,I AM BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THAT - SOMEHOW - MY REACH HAS EXCEEDED MY GRASP IN THIS ONE ENDEAVOUR
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-612.png",20140715075825,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-612.png,image/png,4VEKQHGPWWDP6LUSBVMFCVTLJ7F2JMJU,573,comic2-612.png,batman loses his shit!  my brother had a dream JUST LIKE THIS a few nights ago; what are the odds??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1576.png",20140712122317,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1576.png,image/png,CJTTLAFC2WL2HVUTBLGE4DZAKNCJLZ62,1555,comic2-1576.png,"a more accurate line would be ""Well-established trails for riding a horse along?  Where we're going, we don't need... well-established trails for riding a horse along.""; either will be enough to concede the point"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2262.png",20140710091444,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2262.png,image/png,DWUU6MAL55FAFTCARIGZC4RWMCUL77AV,2250,comic2-2262.png,"I will call my tale, The Story I Almost Didn't Ruin, But Then I Did"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2172.png",20140710151515,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2172.png,image/png,G2J3UC2HF36QU2HQXXR47QXRXBCYVYCE,2160,comic2-2172.png,when some people need a muse they look to beautiful members of the attractive sex(es).  i use my hands when they smell nice
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3175.png",20170907160912,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3175.png,image/png,HIFYL67TE2WTL35S4F7N54AHP4KV5FKL,3170,comic2-3175.png,"so all cool teens know ""wtf"" stands for ""what the fuck"", but my good friend thought ""ftw"" stood for ""fuck the what""!!  this is now officially what it stands for and it's the new best acronym ftw.  ftaw."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2588.png",20140709044014,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2588.png,image/png,HWHQRMQ7NZZSCPGOL5UDGH3BKI7PASX3,2577,comic2-2588.png,"i am perhaps unfairly picking on the beatles.  very few musical groups, in any stage of history, have composed songs which incorporate viable advice for compile or run-time errors."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2016.png",20140711043305,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2016.png,image/png,I4655SHN7LWGLOSM4YZZP5U52DXPMGVW,2005,comic2-2016.png,oh wait i get it
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-145.png",20140717212414,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-145.png,image/png,IGSCHKLPAQXFYGYMLWDTVZF7ZFCXPN2Y,131,comic2-145.png,"notice how even if you skip to the last panel, the mystery is not spoiled?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-357.png",20140715183203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-357.png,image/png,MBUZB467TJG5Q4ZMJ43QTTPC5EZSAVVV,320,comic2-357.png,"that's not really what you want to hear your band founder say but shoot, sign me up!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1442.png",20140712212654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1442.png,image/png,OPKCH4RKC425PVDWDB5SPPXSBGT6XZV5,1415,comic2-1442.png,"pages and pages of office intrigue, readers exclaiming ""MAN, WHERE ARE THE TEENS"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-933.png",20140714120224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-933.png,image/png,PU3RFJEZDG4U6EKR3IYDIKMNPAID5YD6,903,comic2-933.png,"he's not talking about birds.  he is talking about full sized t-rexes who can fly.  i am not one to say that evolution dropped the ball here, but i know one consonant-loving former nasa roboticist who would be living in ABJECT TERROR today if there were flying velociraptors roaming the skies!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1814.png",20140711180439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1814.png,image/png,PXILNLJ5KXJXESQ3K5TUXFF6QP2NTF5R,1804,comic2-1814.png,"was dromiceiomimus going to suggest ast...ereognosis?  ast...erales?  ast...oria regional airport, the?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2067.png",20140710235548,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2067.png,image/png,SWTK32NPGKZ2GVXHDAVKSHBHFULHIO33,2056,comic2-2067.png,"even meta-problems like ""too many time machines"" or ""time machines have screwed up other time machines"" can be solved with time machines.  IT'S A UNIVERSAL PANACEA THAT ALSO LETS YOU SEE IF NESSIE WAS EVER THERE (continuity)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-791.png",20140714215802,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-791.png,image/png,X3RFA7FUI24Z5AYWYGAWEPF7ZI3NDZ6Y,760,comic2-791.png,"meanwhile, in the present, t-rex struggles with the responsibilities inherent with the position of 'el presidente', including a 'tips n tricks' feature for the newsletter, managing the fundraising activities, and being visible in the community."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2222.png",20140710123245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2222.png,image/png,ZFYE6PXW5KLETTO52CSHBSBX2NM2ZJGN,2210,comic2-2222.png,"or, MORE ACCURATELY, I guess sometimes other people are funny before I get a chance to be.  kind of a dick move if you ask me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2564.png",20140709094715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2564.png,image/png,BSDMWYS27L26FWRVXKWFVJVJTRSUA72Y,2553,comic2-2564.png,"all our best words are real short and it was quite hard to write this strip and not use one ""i"", ""you"", ""then"", ""be"", ""in"", ""and"", ""or"", ""but"", or ""frig""!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3318.png",20180713055847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3318.png,image/png,D6Y62C2AFWP4CMVOOO2IM6AVFIMDDXBZ,3313,comic2-3318.png,"when you think of all the metaphors we use that are based on what are effectively historical and cultural accidents, you really realize that if you went back in time and changed things, you'd truly end up combing the kitten's tail."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-689.png",20140715040459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-689.png,image/png,EK5CSENORO5T6USFPX7HA4LGP4LOXEZC,648,comic2-689.png,cheese it!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2974.png",20160516073029,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2974.png,image/png,F2ZYPM5RPGBZ4OCYWWIYOVWNIGGQFFN7,2970,comic2-2974.png,"also now you have something to do with that bucket of squirming rodents, so: double win"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3228.png",20171206222548,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3228.png,image/png,IAJPIUUEJYNXKJUVNZEF5R6EAUFPNN6V,3223,comic2-3228.png,lol
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2029.png",20140711021916,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2029.png,image/png,IG2FCFGKI6RXPPU6S22R7RTOGPI7D6C7,2018,comic2-2029.png,"EVERY HUMAN ON THE PLANET levitates off into the sky, except those living in certain places where there's almost no magnetic force, and others may just find they can jump higher but don't float away.  And it may be more of a ""sideways"" force than an ""upwards force"" at the equator but STILL.  Not bad?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-246.png",20140717195329,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-246.png,image/png,KYUGPDN3L45L2P22HLZGZRNLSHSZILTE,218,comic2-246.png,"c'mon, don't tell me you didn't see it!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-938.png",20140714114350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-938.png,image/png,L6CACBAE2RYAOGUV3XNHXORTDE4TMZ3D,908,comic2-938.png,"all of dinosaur comics has been building to t-rex saying ''forget you, zach morris!'' in panel two.  FACT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-922.png",20061203162611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-922.png,image/png,P73FY6AK2M4KF46HFTUESOPTV2VY34FS,892,comic2-922.png,it's the midas touch for double thumbs up and unbridled pro-kissing pan-horizon enthusiasm
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3111.png",20170312085018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3111.png,image/png,RMGZWMHI3RCVB4KQ6P27G74VER53XJNP,3106,comic2-3111.png,"if you got to the end of panel one and thought I was speaking not of the time but of the restaurant, then WOW you have a low opinion of the staff and clientele at that chain of dining establishments!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2709.png",20141002174633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2709.png,image/png,TGUWSF3ZFQDJR6V2HSPGQ4S5MP2NZ4QR,2699,comic2-2709.png,DID YOU KNOW: t-rex is absolutely speaking in the style of a newspaper headline in panel two
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-215.png",20140717200309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-215.png,image/png,TPJMN52DHEITAYWFAUM7DT7O2V46JCAB,196,comic2-215.png,this is more 'educational' than 'funny'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2315.png",20140710063632,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2315.png,image/png,XESX2H4EFZDXXYAA5AJHYX7USMSIDI3Z,2303,comic2-2315.png,"ants have been around since the cretaceous and have colonized just about the entire planet.  in many ways they are the most successful insect family ever.  if you feed cornmeal to an ant it will expand inside their bodies when they drink water, killing them from the inside out."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-21.png",20140717231819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-21.png,image/png,XHQ3II5TQU6LI6NBPKUAJFZPLW7IVR4T,18,comic2-21.png,"come on t-rex, you know that's not going to help the situation"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2943.png",20160203203232,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2943.png,image/png,XYHZI3YZ3DJS7HK3PYXOJE37GM5SJ5PL,2937,comic2-2943.png,"oh wow a comic in which ryan argues the technology that gave us the word ""bonertastic"" is really important, WHAT A SURPRISE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1781.png",20140711194310,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1781.png,image/png,ZL3JHXYL54UEEHVITPN5UWCKHZ7HX54V,1757,comic2-1781.png,fifty bucks: a not-insignificant amount of bucks?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-33.png",20140717231643,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-33.png,image/png,ZYYQITHSIZ2R6GZQ5UQOQ2QO5VUHO37U,22,comic2-33.png,uh
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2647.png",20140708231707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2647.png,image/png,77SIQXWYNHE3KWH5LTXRELZKNFZPQX35,2637,comic2-2647.png,"BONUS TIP: if you want to have a scene set in a very small room, feel free to mention how the room is ""very small, barely large enough to fit these people inside of it"" but be sure to also mention how ""there was however still ample room for someone to take notes unnoticed: a writer, perhaps??"".  this will lend your story credibility."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest4/dino1.png",20140715182446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest4/dino1.png,image/png,AYEJ4QF5YCNIHMPXWSI2EXPUF2E44OQT,342,dino1.png,or should he?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3063.png",20161208021306,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3063.png,image/png,BMQRPVCAM3RQD2MXKWA6UA7YME3OIL5N,3057,comic2-3063.png,"we're all counting on you, peter"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-425.png",20110507043336,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-425.png,image/png,CS5VJL6NW2HY2UFOKBHKGAQN3X3GQPDY,391,comic2-425.png,"this comic is better with HOT CHOCOLATE.  i believe in miracles!  where you from, you sexy thing?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2017.png",20140711043216,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2017.png,image/png,DBIMFH6U5SRSCUZMRWHVUJTOTCAIKMFY,2006,comic2-2017.png,T-REX STOP SAYING SHITTY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-685.png",20140715043802,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-685.png,image/png,GKAT5BKTTMRCZKR4UZR67UE4AME35WCW,644,comic2-685.png,"t-rex is certain about the big things, like racism being bad, but not about little things, like mohawks being cool.  there are rallies in favour of mohawks that he has failed to attend."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2035.png",20140711015926,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2035.png,image/png,GM4HB4MTJR4KEFUOZZFLFXQSKGBHGBBQ,2024,comic2-2035.png,seriously though
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1237.png",20140713100003,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1237.png,image/png,GPH6YFQLJXFIT6KVQQ5BVSA5OK74SLJA,1210,comic2-1237.png,"victorians had a penchant for naked tableau: nude or topless women weren't allowed on stage, but there was a loophole that allowed them to be seen if they remained perfectly motionless. FACT OR FICTION??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3207.png",20171207083840,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3207.png,image/png,GVKM6D2ZRQZIKQIKF4JOZOY3RRVIJJ74,3202,comic2-3207.png,don't get too close to the clothes dryer
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-7651.gif",20140712163136,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-7651.gif,image/gif,INH3ZQMS2O3P2DVAQDGZUVSLABVKOZYS,1484,comic2-7651.gif,"okay yeah i GUESS if i'd kept my shirt on more often, zach wouldn't have known about my ""baby, every direction points to north"" chest tattoo"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1613.png",20140712085235,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1613.png,image/png,OJ267MAGAUB667NIFMEMJTJDYQGNGJZK,1592,comic2-1613.png,that's newton's third law-o-motion
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2817.png",20150401212211,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2817.png,image/png,RO3SUFAWF7ST7SF7EEOAYAXATMIXBOUX,2807,comic2-2817.png,"turns out there's hole police too, don't try to escape the police by hiding in a hole because it's a waste of both time AND a perfectly good hole"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1985.png",20140711074749,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1985.png,image/png,RVDZOJ2PYGN6EMQ4MGZVN4LKBNGS6CPB,1974,comic2-1985.png,"i was asked yesterday if all writing is included, including things like stop signs.  the answer: ""sure"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3071.png",20161207221955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3071.png,image/png,RZJLO6NYG2WEVPHWV5O7QJPQE34UJHQH,3065,comic2-3071.png,"but also i am also entirely happy to wait, thank you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2797.png",20150304222749,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2797.png,image/png,TPXL6N3KSA7NOG3QTUPIAFO3NK4JF6CF,2787,comic2-2797.png,"on goodreads he said he liked a book called ""PRIDE AND PREJUDICE"", is it any wonder he had the ""pride"" to ""prejudicially"" get into a bar fight??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1480.png",20140712184150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1480.png,image/png,WT5DGLFAV3734NIVNURJBL3D47FDZXGZ,1452,comic2-1480.png,"okay this one is actually based on my life! but in real life the story didn't end with me pouring cereal through a mail slot; it ended with me still having to eat the whole box because money doesn't grow on trees, now does it."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1873.png",20140711145642,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1873.png,image/png,2CO4FT7XW6FQTGLPEOTDINGY7VJZQC6Y,1862,comic2-1873.png,"why does vin diesel walk on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?  ANSWER: vin diesel is a cat who has come to represent humanity"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2211.png",20140710125603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2211.png,image/png,3NDHT3C7TRE5DXJ3VDXCKQ3MDX7VER3K,2199,comic2-2211.png,jokes like that actually do really well in joke preschool
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1980.png",20110605104945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1980.png,image/png,3XN7JFPGSIALUSHSDL6CP4F25S57G3CM,1969,comic2-1980.png,"sorry, i've already got enough internet people willing to, without hesitation, tell me what spongebob character they are"
"com,qwantz)/comics/questionablecontent.gif",20140711192841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/questionablecontent.gif,image/gif,FI6OT2E3HTXAO2DG27HIXLYASUQERW6Y,1771,questionablecontent.gif,"When T-Rex's crippling Cheetos addiction came to light, the honeymoon was both literally and figuratively over."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3038.png",20160924024606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3038.png,image/png,I7CHK2NVUK33O5HK4XLJDKLHNTNHR5QD,3032,comic2-3038.png,"guess whose leg is covered in blisters, guess whose treatment of cortizone has him in the corti ZONE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-529.png",20140715132521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-529.png,image/png,K2UZHRPW5MKRIRKD7NLFBXTWZR6JTJ2X,482,comic2-529.png,i totally stole these jokes from my friend anneke and also actually think they're really good
"com,qwantz)/comics/kcgreen.png",20140711180757,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/kcgreen.png,image/png,L5RBPER7YTQQYSTQUGBRYNXGIPDR2547,1801,kcgreen.png,"if anyone wants to get panel 6 tattooed on their bodies, this is me TOTALLY giving you permission"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2233.png",20140710112329,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2233.png,image/png,LRCA3HTUDFONC3AVE7DLQFZTPQNDDJDF,2221,comic2-2233.png,wait wait WAIT... what if we worked in the vampire / stakes of wood thing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1637.png",20140712061330,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1637.png,image/png,M5U3ZKSJ2I46KH4LICBLUUYEEMS4KAKW,1615,comic2-1637.png,HTML: it doesn't work like that.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-977.png",20140714074657,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-977.png,image/png,MHSNIVWEODKDTWYJQZQ2FKFC5DUGE6T3,945,comic2-977.png,"if you don't rescue me then i'm gonna get cheesed off, okay?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2872.png",20150814222528,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2872.png,image/png,O2L5IY6GYQVD26CXSOWOS7ZJRGPUA2K4,2862,comic2-2872.png,"uh more like number one BEST deathbed regret, today's CHAMPION"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-lj.png",20140715181305,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-lj.png,image/png,RRP7JDPDO543MLJVKJWQQTOESZEYYCB3,380,comic2-lj.png,"so i did this comic a while ago as a joke but then i was like, people need to know this stuff"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2424.png",20140709205755,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2424.png,image/png,VFMSH2P5ZH3IDE5GCQHBNI6G67YCJTUR,2412,comic2-2424.png,"welcome to my bold new genre of HORROR EDUTAINMENT, let's all get so scared we educate our pants"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2957.png",20160308010623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2957.png,image/png,VH6JV5HP2Y3C4X3JJAIH25LFKQVE5VRX,2951,comic2-2957.png,dick move
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-571.png",20140715113407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-571.png,image/png,WSBGTLVDECT536PKV2WCUE3JV3K7PGKD,532,comic2-571.png,and i'll live a consequence-free lifestyl- OH GOODNESS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-913.png",20140714121811,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-913.png,image/png,WSUR63LY5SNG6NIVVMFMKNGRICL6OU2G,882,comic2-913.png,yes!  be that guy who brings leprechauns to the table
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2874.png",20150816180051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2874.png,image/png,Y3MJTVRZOWYXXCPXHUXBK64B5TSG3W4M,2865,comic2-2874.png,"i tried, i really tried, but even after writing this comic i still just really want to eat fried chicken parts"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-814.gif",20140714202320,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-814.gif,image/gif,4RECMECX3VUNDE23PMIY5ANFKSF3PA3E,783,comic2-814.gif,"there is an embedded midi file of the ghostbusters theme song on endless loop.  ARGUABLY, such a feature should be included on every website."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-665.png",20140715051952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-665.png,image/png,5BDTNWJIYRDT2MIP7ZSN6SUEEC5TO3O3,625,comic2-665.png,"
[ ] understand what it's like to give birth a child and to hold that child in your arms
[x] feel what it would be like to be the last person on earth, surrounded by the decaying remains of civilization
[ ] three chicks

"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1472.png",20140712190300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1472.png,image/png,5GVDPNZFTTKH6CFAS54XMKYGJ2RYELKF,1445,comic2-1472.png,"T-REX'S STORY BEGAN WHEN THERE WAS A GUY IN THE BATHROOM STALL, AND THEN HE SAW THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY (T-REX) IN THE BATHROOM STALL. THE FIRST GUY PONDERED, ""WHERE DID THAT T-REX GUY COME FROM?"" HE PONDERED AS HARD AS HE COULD."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2567.png",20140709094431,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2567.png,image/png,ACRK6FB25OZJF62KAU4E6SEW4CRVHJHZ,2556,comic2-2567.png,"ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM: walking around in low-cut shoes, got my toes out"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-601.png",20140715083548,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-601.png,image/png,AM6IPTE4SNSPCDNAAM56HFGT7NIOKPDL,562,comic2-601.png,utahraptor says he's tired of t-rex's conversational plagiarism; he must be tired of something
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2557.png",20140709104047,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2557.png,image/png,DEJHUFYGMR7OPKF7KPN4V7AU3YXD7RNU,2546,comic2-2557.png,#JOGE: that's what the future internet calls jokes!  We all screwed up!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2670.png",20140722231204,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2670.png,image/png,DFZBH2BNYQK4UJY7YXP2H5AHWUZZBE4C,2660,comic2-2670.png,I want to help you eat a flesh DO *NOT* MAKE THIS WEIRD
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1050.jpg",20140714023630,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1050.jpg,image/jpeg,E3IWRQM2KSLC53ECT7WHEYD34CWTLAL3,1023,comic2-1050.jpg,"if i left the last panel blank, would that be too obvious? MAYBE JUST A LITTLE, HUH??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-288-2.png",20140717194309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-288-2.png,image/png,ERSSP65XWPA6ELKACN264AQSZ2YTXML2,240,comic2-288-2.png,that and PUBESCENCE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2389.png",20140709234005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2389.png,image/png,IL6GTH76Y6CFEZJF66HYVKSZZUYH25EZ,2378,comic2-2389.png,"""Whoah, Did You See That?!  99 Fun Nipslips You May Have Missed"" = eight weeks at the top of the bestseller list MINIMUM"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2759.png",20150108150239,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2759.png,image/png,JAYH5FZAIDHDBJYE33CDISGECEDQFVNL,2750,comic2-2759.png,"um actually things can start pushing their way out of your face even while within the womb, so keep that in mind when considering whether or not to become a human"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-843.png",20140714172907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-843.png,image/png,KMFJ6DFM44SO2RFHJOC6W7MXKO3Q6BAV,812,comic2-843.png,"hey t-rex sure dodged a bullet there in panel 3, RIGHT FELLAS?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-342.png",20140715183545,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-342.png,image/png,MQ3YC3XG4DNDU2ESVPL76XXVW5CACFXD,308,comic2-342.png,ANYWAY I WAS JUST TRYING OUT SOMETHING NEW
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2489.png",20140709151748,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2489.png,image/png,NNQWHRBH5IJJWBEKQQY3SVYASULJH5JJ,2478,comic2-2489.png,"also her plan was creepy and a little obsessive, but Sally knew that if she found her Fixed Timmy he wouldn't mind, because that was one of the ways she fixed him."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1381.png",20081127073012,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1381.png,image/png,RJRZEDQEJWJROUUUKFYJPSNJXNES7AY6,1354,comic2-1381.png,"oh word 97, why do you not have ""macbeth"" in your spell check dictionary? you have had between 402 and 405 years to get your head in the game here."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1778.png",20140711194645,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1778.png,image/png,TJES72AWOAJFXI55JI4T4OAWJU63TRRK,1754,comic2-1778.png,for lunch yesterday i had a *RECORD SCRATCH* ham sandwich
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2497.png",20140709142552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2497.png,image/png,YCRBEUVWAVYNBKTH5BXVLQQHQFZZ745Q,2486,comic2-2497.png,"if the inanimate object that kills you is big enough then instead of an ""accident"" they call it an ""act of God"", which should tell you everything you need to know about this universe"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-631.png",20140715064203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-631.png,image/png,2JONPJEPUKF7ZKJKOUKXRXBG7XGIYAHC,592,comic2-631.png,"the DVD release of this comic features some cut dialogue!  'It would be for us as if the whole internet burnt down one morning, and it turned out that everyone forgot to keep a copy of it!  Only - only more probable!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2276.png",20140710085300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2276.png,image/png,6RCGD72UUOPSME5QSVFKH3MJZAQZZ43K,2265,comic2-2276.png,"if by ""serious talk"" you mean ""serious makeouts"" then yes, let's have a serious talk about our relationship right friggin' now!!  i'm serious!  the other restaurant patrons totally won't mind once they see how good we are at it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1598.png",20140712103420,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1598.png,image/png,AA44UWZT432VOKX6S4DEIUOPARNAJ77B,1577,comic2-1598.png,"And let's also say that ""Person A"" and ""Person B"" are their actual, legal names.  Does that change anything?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1072.png",20140713234814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1072.png,image/png,AVS4WMLFAOZYYXNYXO5ZFHDL6KSCUPYE,1045,comic2-1072.png,"FULL DISCLOSURE: this was actually just a few days ago with a guy whose name happens to be 'mozart', but who isn't that good at music. turns out he's ESPECIALLY not good at watching people for the changes and trying to keep up."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-22.png",20140717231754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-22.png,image/png,BJKE5GRFG3OMQZIUVWZ2T7BWEVGTFP5Z,19,comic2-22.png,you are a stupid dinosaur
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2958.png",20160312212532,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2958.png,image/png,BNEKE677WYBMZNCEHHV3MCEHOWKLFMKZ,2952,comic2-2958.png,...forever
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/sias.jpg",20140715040014,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/sias.jpg,image/jpeg,CCQJ4YWGBIFYLEZTK3HOUL7K7K6US7ST,657,sias.jpg,"OKAY OKAY i'm willing to accept 'friendship annulled', too"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3105.png",20170301205716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3105.png,image/png,GICWS6WTQWZJST4VPC35KHOL2XXIJHPB,3100,comic2-3105.png,"speculative fiction, as opposed to factual, actual, real fiction"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2412.png",20140709213911,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2412.png,image/png,H32J7W463RAAYQSDTW5LMTTQFPSHJKUR,2401,comic2-2412.png,"hey, the 90s called!  we need to go back.  you left your old cell phone there and also your high school girlfriend"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1850.png",20101118181524,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1850.png,image/png,H75V42E3JPQ2U7LSWWJI37KYVQHHZ423,1839,comic2-1850.png,"Oh hey, have you played my new game?  It's like Tetris, only instead of controlling the blocks you just watch as the screen fills up faster and faster, and the only button you have is labelled ""Oh crap oh crap""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-931.png",20140714120407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-931.png,image/png,HXEYJAJYT4PJ3WTAKAN2ZUFEBBZG3VQH,901,comic2-931.png,"Congealed Human Suffering, it is the worst thing for a sitcom to be"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1207.png",20140713120611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1207.png,image/png,IQT7K7FKGGXHGS534UV2Z44VRZUGA7M4,1180,comic2-1207.png,priorities change when you move from a gram to a kilogram.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-23.png",20140717232157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-23.png,image/png,J44LEAMDLZ4CXRR5E6S7I5HBL76PVA6X,9,comic2-23.png,it is a battle of wits... literally!
"com,qwantz)/comics/ryannorthafter.gif",20140717234102,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/ryannorthafter.gif,image/gif,JJJWH5DUZWSAHU65BTQ3WYWZY3GQLKXB,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-575.png",20140715112901,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-575.png,image/png,KECKTILZOWEKMMIKNIS3D6XAZFFUODP2,536,comic2-575.png,MORAL: DON'T BE RACIST?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-351.png",20140715183353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-351.png,image/png,MJDNWAL4ER67BQSG3SXORCMBPX4NST7H,314,comic2-351.png,he only wanted to be a king
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1853.png",20101118181638,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1853.png,image/png,P4NTC4Y7VJMTBJB4Z5ECHHMCELIIE3EZ,1842,comic2-1853.png,in that he discovered he didn't REALLY need his friends around to have a conversation that he personally found fully satisfying
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2511.png",20140709135857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2511.png,image/png,T5FTVNEVORZZNQBCHB7TEMQB6BQHVXQM,2499,comic2-2511.png,"Hello, friend.  Hallowe'en is just a month away.  Are your punchlines as deFRIGHTful as they could be?  Are your kid-friendly jokes not up to SCAR (""par"")?  Join our pay-what-you-can Hallowe'en Joke Workshop, every Friday night at 7 until Hallowe'en."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3148.png",20170607205701,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3148.png,image/png,TWRWL7BBHBRAQSGXZOC72VB65S43YU5K,3143,comic2-3148.png,Jesus -> Gee Whiz -> Cheeze Whiz -> Cheeze Whiz Christ confirmed
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-829.png",20140714183955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-829.png,image/png,U2IAZEKYSO4LWFL4TXPVBMS7AKD3CZRR,798,comic2-829.png,"this is a crazy comic about how t-rex likes the kanye west song from a while ago.  have you heard the song?  it's pretty catchy and it is about a woman who digs for gold, totally metaphorically!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1841.png",20140711165536,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1841.png,image/png,WIVEYY6S5LGV2VUDJS5ZOAMPEXVNFOQ2,1830,comic2-1841.png,i declare this conversation: a qualified success!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3052.png",20161208033755,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3052.png,image/png,WPQOOERLQ3EH4UY5BVVP6DBHPNLC64V3,3046,comic2-3052.png,MY BAD
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-79.png",20140717223823,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-79.png,image/png,XS7U6R4QCJTPZUNIXSX6T4HBXFK2FAZA,66,comic2-79.png,"he really gets into a sneeze, yo"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-51.png",20140717225651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-51.png,image/png,XTVS4OB5GC4EHYL4NYK4HZEGFYZLFIE4,41,comic2-51.png,MORAL: The ravages of puberty leave no-one unscathed
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2603.png",20140709025228,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2603.png,image/png,33OH4OEJUQIGYWPOPJXDFUABL673OABK,2592,comic2-2603.png,all i can say is dude this friendship had better be worth it
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-997.png",20140714060048,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-997.png,image/png,5GTM6UBWPBBH3O3DEWHWGZ4DQBRUXJ7X,965,comic2-997.png,"your debt is hereby paid in full, dear utahraptor!!  in fact, here, let me give you some money."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-382.png",20140715182506,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-382.png,image/png,EU6KQYQAERISZLZIB6T2AREROPGJO7VZ,341,comic2-382.png,too bad for them!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2976.png",20160707091652,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2976.png,image/png,FLLNM4XHN7V2LTUFFHQWVOB7S4SXOV7H,2969,comic2-2976.png,"look i already said sorry, what more do you want??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-376.png",20140715181854,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-376.png,image/png,FVXL2HFFHIKCZVVEG3EGDYHVHCX7YND4,361,comic2-376.png,"shouting 'somebody say yes!' is the best way to win arguments, i think"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2825.png",20150514090922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2825.png,image/png,FWZEJ7IQBHOQN5TCFQBW5PYBYLNNIKQU,2815,comic2-2825.png,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2769.png",20150107211303,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2769.png,image/png,JKESUM6QKXSWCHYY3MMMBWCKE3YKGOUG,2759,comic2-2769.png,don't even ACT like english prefixes aren't productive around me or you will get an idiomegapanomnischooling
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1399.png",20140712230656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1399.png,image/png,K4NCLLJ3VKJISI652DSOYL2NTHLUDBL2,1372,comic2-1399.png,"now, if you'll excuse me, I'M going to go float in a volume of water."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1906.png",20140711141339,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1906.png,image/png,LSHNCXK5EJBEHRQ7I4GXTKEOE4P6RBOO,1895,comic2-1906.png,utahraptor i need you to tell me some vin diesel cat riddles to cheer me up ASAP okay??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-343.png",20140715183526,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-343.png,image/png,M5NLSJOUTDMMKR76MPOXDVUPRZ3UJ2HD,309,comic2-343.png,the utahraptor knows enough to walk away right there
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2128.png",20140710194558,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2128.png,image/png,PO5TGCFZPTX4ECDKTZOTJ5DUFTRIPQG7,2116,comic2-2128.png,only two women in history: joan of arc and Sexy Female King Arthur??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1111.png",20140713191754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1111.png,image/png,TU2HA2A4FGUHWFBY4APL3RKH7ONCKUOP,1084,comic2-1111.png,"michael chabon, i really think you're great. i know you wouldn't use the word ""retarded"" like that."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-653.png",20140715061228,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-653.png,image/png,UL5HGGG23NQ75IY2XZKJXTL6OZXXCEOA,613,comic2-653.png,"i love the idea of founding a utopian community.  it's so hopeful and, at the same time, so egomaniacal!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-845.png",20140714172715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-845.png,image/png,WQKDGR7IQA3BIZBJH4NHO65D4RSKI7YT,814,comic2-845.png,"they must be notable in some way is t-rex's instant, sincerely-felt conclusion"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-395.png",20140715181821,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-395.png,image/png,X4QK4LT7A2ICX2FE4AYRX2DIJ5RMFKCD,363,comic2-395.png,"shuck your jive, man!  shuck ALL your jive!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-527.png",20140715132649,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-527.png,image/png,YU5CFEA7QTDAWSNEJA3IWOBXQTKBI7UM,480,comic2-527.png,"hey heraclitus, our time machine didn't work so let's come up with a philosophical theory of time so it's not our fault! GOOD IDEA BOYS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2815.png",20150401214831,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2815.png,image/png,2DZNS67UBOHGG7JOQTVCTAA5ECT53KYG,2805,comic2-2815.png,"Q: how can you be sure when someone's writing in iambic trimeter?  A: DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1443.png",20140712212609,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1443.png,image/png,3TCBFT7WAVAHTPCETIM3LGEV3H372AII,1416,comic2-1443.png,"oh yeah, tips for job hunters! be concise and easily understood in your resume, highlight your good points, blah blah everyone knows this and anyone who calls themselves a ""Resume Expert"" has something to sell. JUST REGISTER CHUMPSTAKINGDUMPS.COM AND YOU'LL NEVER BE UNEMPLOYED AGAIN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-747.png",20140715011844,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-747.png,image/png,5WB7UHTUOAMC5OBXBAHQ5MT6MSCREFGE,716,comic2-747.png,T-REX'S BUSY DAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2296.png",20140710073613,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2296.png,image/png,ATXJXI4WU3BNQJKD3RXYFNFQ3UXRXCP6,2285,comic2-2296.png,On The Practical And Useful Art Of Tripping Balls
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2171.png",20140710153114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2171.png,image/png,CV7WWTLDKQ2ELNXUKMHO23JH63UWM5KC,2159,comic2-2171.png,"DID YOU KNOW: according to wikipedia article ""mozart and beethoven"", there is, and i quote, ""a total period of about six weeks when the two composers could have [fought]."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1380.png",20140713002028,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1380.png,image/png,H722LIGAFR2JNUH6ZCLFAMGFQ33A3TQN,1353,comic2-1380.png,"""always be healthy - um, somehow."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1144.png",20140713172248,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1144.png,image/png,HLJ72G2XPVDZ3KWXDFND6NKF2PHHR25X,1117,comic2-1144.png,"my dad would always do this whenever we went shopping around christmas. 'ryan, look at these can openers! aren't you always complaining about your existing can opener? no, ryan, i'm certain you have.'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-329.png",20140715184000,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-329.png,image/png,HU5PXLLQ3WVG3VA4XT2RL6THJZ43RVHQ,294,comic2-329.png,woohoo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2018.png",20140711041622,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2018.png,image/png,JE2QLMZWADLX6Y3ME3THDBM3DMZU7JRE,2007,comic2-2018.png,"well, a lot of my identity WAS tied up in not knowing what backsplash is"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3303.png",20180606213008,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3303.png,image/png,JL5GG2APRHI7R2W72EDQPHIOBSDD3O5Y,3298,comic2-3303.png,"shout out to all the ""hugh mann""s in the audience, you are living your truth"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1190.png",20140713133429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1190.png,image/png,N7BKAEBC4M4CNMZSTOAKA7R4KEA2N3PY,1163,comic2-1190.png,"t-rex, this party is great! it's beyond my ability to reverse engineer!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2571.png",20140709054552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2571.png,image/png,QOAMLTOADZC5ITTJH7QHHODDQQJ6727W,2560,comic2-2571.png,"oh i'm sorry, i misread my notes.  a good story doesn't need conflict, it needs ""CON FLICT"", the ex-con with a heart of gold who's trying to go straight and has nothing left to lose.  okay.  put her in that story with those makeout aliens that everyone likes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1704.png",20140712013636,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1704.png,image/png,RKWSED5T5LHILKIJMORUCUR7NVXLBADE,1679,comic2-1704.png,"furthermore, this is a problem that many elements of the media seem to share"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2408.png",20140709214321,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2408.png,image/png,S3KIPO6TOC3G4UCNMHNZ3MG6NN4SUI2S,2397,comic2-2408.png,my personal brand is u_u
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1922.png",20140711131026,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1922.png,image/png,SNFXKZ5HTU6TEL7FGHUY6BSZSAXKR5YN,1911,comic2-1922.png,"see?  all that practice with saying things like ""colon openbracket"" is PAYING OFF ;("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1900.png",20140711141833,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1900.png,image/png,VFNPPX65W44VS6U3RFUORRCCF7F6T7XH,1889,comic2-1900.png,"bc = before cretaceous, obvs"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-884.png",20140714144357,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-884.png,image/png,YVL2G2T7JKJW4JBLFFNSQWNTGLGLTU63,852,comic2-884.png,"if you don't fantasize in pixel IM conversations then um, what are you waiting for"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2699.png",20141002232339,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2699.png,image/png,5BAUYLMYNIXLTPF2HP2AEIRB4AH672FA,2689,comic2-2699.png,"my friend once quit his job to ""focus on his loafing"" and i found it really inspiring"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2146.png",20120202161551,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2146.png,image/png,6VVJERHX7XDHSPXIMVFI53CMG7O6FL35,2134,comic2-2146.png,"i did the math and it works out as long as I don't have any readers who are like, five years old.  if you are a reader who is like, five years old, then please just sit and contemplate at this comic for a few years and it will eventually TOTALLY WORK"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2059.png",20140711000221,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2059.png,image/png,B2C72D26ZJQJRI3DU2IGSFOD2YHVF4JX,2048,comic2-2059.png,does anybody else find it depressing that the firefox dev team keeps closing my bug reports regarding this behaviour
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-268.png",20140717194951,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-268.png,image/png,BTXJSGXFWEUZ2C4K65OJYPXTH2OBIEAV,226,comic2-268.png,"i take it back, puns are awesome"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1760.png",20140711204525,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1760.png,image/png,FH4LPI6POH5QOTJUU5FVSB3PQ4EFIPV2,1736,comic2-1760.png,"anything tarrare can do i can do better, where's MY thirty pounds of raw bull lungs??  oh there they are, nevermind, false alarm"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-320.png",20140717192909,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-320.png,image/png,FLUPKTNY6N2FJ5OMY7LDVEGEKD6EF42S,271,comic2-320.png,"gaze upon my special effects, ye mighty, and despair"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1017.png",20140714044739,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1017.png,image/png,GMML7EVLGCPL6KJV36CIHW7ADYRF6ZIX,985,comic2-1017.png,"t-rex is on speakerphone in the first two panels.  come on, t-rex!  nobody likes speakerphone.  i heard the guy who invented speakerphone wrote a poem about regret, and it was published under the title 'What I did, that made people sad'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1622.png",20140712074150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1622.png,image/png,MEMLPZX5M3FYZEWYUQGD3JN7FVMCTCFO,1600,comic2-1622.png,"mentally substitute any one of these names whenever someone talks about ""mother nature"" and it will feel like you're living in BIZARRO WORLD.  better yet, just do the search and replace in their speaker notes for them!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2298.png",20140710073436,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2298.png,image/png,NR6JQ3LD3HSSOSAFCJFQF45Q7565NOSU,2287,comic2-2298.png,"REAL ANSWER: wear a t-shirt that says ""SO IS THIS A DATE OR WHAT"" under a jacket, gradually unbutton the jacket during the meal, raise one eyebrow"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1788.png",20140711193636,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1788.png,image/png,PSZLYQPGXNWG6HTUXEHWMWKTZO6BVYM7,1764,comic2-1788.png,writing is hard
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-583.png",20140715105321,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-583.png,image/png,VFBQG3QS6BQBYGCBVYVS2KZI3IQB3JW6,544,comic2-583.png,t-rex just wanted to show how rational he was :( 
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/dino_guest_strip.gif",20140715034122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/dino_guest_strip.gif,image/gif,VWVZ7YAA37USSWLHGAWOEUZOWNQFQGHK,663,dino_guest_strip.gif,t to the dash to the h to the o to the double t
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-918.png",20140714121357,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-918.png,image/png,VYGM4DZT24PNKVW26IGUR4YSYG6RDIMC,887,comic2-918.png,"i want to write more comics about liquid nuts enrobed in milk chocolate, so i can be all, num num num"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1176.png",20140713151536,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1176.png,image/png,XRX426AWJKCPUKQUQMM7622QMR5TT3A5,1149,comic2-1176.png,noooooooooo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-399.png",20140715181709,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-399.png,image/png,XWCX7AWB6I5A7GDQJWPYS2XD2Q7YMQQU,367,comic2-399.png,"so it turns out god could be talking about having all the identification you need, or having all the primitive instincts and energies underlying all psychic activity you need"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2358.png",20130105060029,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2358.png,image/png,ZEB7BIKNDRABXORAIE3NPTSIUWZMOJJH,2347,comic2-2358.png,"on the plus side now i have a lot more free time to watch movies, soooo"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2856.png",20150713230914,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2856.png,image/png,34HFU54MRGYPQ3EGYFNSXSWBRKKJQSTK,2847,comic2-2856.png,your mother and i have lots fun / but we never rap at the table 'til dinner's done
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/estrada.jpg",20140715035903,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/estrada.jpg,image/jpeg,4NWKWHJE7PCUHP2B3PHMOEIXBTX3NPGK,659,estrada.jpg,there was never a bomb... OR WAS THERE????  nope!
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest2/asofterdinosaur.jpg",20140717205602,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest2/asofterdinosaur.jpg,image/jpeg,64HZWEDBA2LZGC7GNSWRBXE7RG7XGAKH,158,asofterdinosaur.jpg,
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/dbort.png",20140717192719,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/dbort.png,image/png,6ZT4AWAC3IDE3XFKNIC3AIQIDLOJ6RUM,276,dbort.png,ABORT MISSION
"com,qwantz)/comics/amazingsuperpowers.png",20140711192734,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/amazingsuperpowers.png,image/png,AN775BW7FJEPBMMSJUK6R4N3PXP3Y5CD,1772,amazingsuperpowers.png,pretty much how it went down
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2204.png",20140710133217,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2204.png,image/png,BY4JIYOTFMUDT7BLR2BC6WABA5J3C34Z,2192,comic2-2204.png,t-rex the more i think about this plan the less successful i think you're going to be
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1816.png",20140711180259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1816.png,image/png,ELGK6HXHOII6ZQTUOJESZWUYEOML46UJ,1806,comic2-1816.png,"how many different ways can I find to say ""tripped balls""?  let's go on this journey TOGETHER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2705.png",20141002194715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2705.png,image/png,NOVPOO5JOJWIBJUUHJJ237FRJQUJNCAI,2695,comic2-2705.png,"EARTH'S SECOND WORDS: ""but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1643.png",20140712053831,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1643.png,image/png,NWDRUY3XXMCOJ5AE7VGZJM5OYX7MWD7B,1621,comic2-1643.png,don't worry everyone!  that rule's just for t-rex.  YOU could have a different name by end of business today!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2336.png",20140710044620,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2336.png,image/png,QPGYQ3K5ZLXWG43IG4PFE76AC4WW36SS,2325,comic2-2336.png,"yes, that bracket was opened by t-rex in panel five but not closed AND IT SHALL NEVER BE CLOSED.  everything from now on is inside those parens.  the course of your life: forever altered"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-102-explanatory.png",20140718003207,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-102-explanatory.png,image/png,QZOXF5RVCUZ2NIYSVWOQNXXPC32APRH5,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-508.png",20140715145554,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-508.png,image/png,RBSY3SAJTCXIVCC5ZLZCHOQAUOVZLZ63,462,comic2-508.png,t-rex is pretty fly for a green guy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-672.png",20140715051628,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-672.png,image/png,RGVJLY7IL475N7SROBCDWTA2JG53C26D,631,comic2-672.png,"so after i wrote this comic i realized that i hadn't heard a 'confucius say' joke in years.  maybe they've finally been relegated to crappy joke books and greeting cards?  i hope so.  if that is the case, i am sorry for reminding everyone.  and that's JOKES EXPLAINED EXPLAINED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-110.png",20140717214807,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-110.png,image/png,RS2MBVPLGRB6CGGLPPB23ETKMKM5QVWZ,105,comic2-110.png,you inconsistent bastard
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2392.png",20140709233715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2392.png,image/png,SDW4VR6XUQHLPDIOFO5QB756NCMJ67YK,2381,comic2-2392.png,"anyway from now on all â„¢ means is that whoever wrote it is, at time of writing, SINGLE and LOOKING and OPEN TO FUN NEW EXPERIENCES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2447.png",20140709172646,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2447.png,image/png,SHJC4TYFHCZPFUO4GBCMBPXIIBUVZRU6,2436,comic2-2447.png,"My friends!!  As a conspiracy theorist, it is my great pleasure to finally be able to say these four words:  I WILL DIE JUSTIFIED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2744.png",20150108181222,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2744.png,image/png,SKGJFTWNYAH6R3CQJGH3RXYLUTDDYCGG,2734,comic2-2744.png,"added benefit: making language way more fun to learn.  ""moooooom, i don't want to learn english!"" ""kid, there's a single lexical element that means 'let us order pizza'"" ""mooooooom, english rules so hard now!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-394.png",20140715181838,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-394.png,image/png,SWKPYL5XYZGW3SDTSICO7SCL6Y6PCEBS,362,comic2-394.png,unfortunately i couldn't compress how amazingly well-written the book is :(
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2023.png",20140711034140,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2023.png,image/png,TNYIA4OTBTZ5W65O7CB4FODU63QWWJP5,2012,comic2-2023.png,panel six: the most true panel six i've ever written??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2832.png",20150506193543,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2832.png,image/png,VFOQXXWF36WBETUSXXQTDCPHTX4P4F6K,2822,comic2-2832.png,t-rex JUST LET THE MAN ANSWER HIS MAIL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-891.png",20140714143709,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-891.png,image/png,VH47XOG7NCLA65E4ZNFECBMPDIFWFOKL,860,comic2-891.png,"'too much poo' is the result of trying to not offend delicate sensibilities with the word 'diarrhoea', but then coming up with a euphemism that is more emphatic than the word it's trying to replace.  if your life is like mine, then there hundreds more similar examples in your past!  that's crazy!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1777.png",20140711194734,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1777.png,image/png,X44MD7OM5ZFGWN6OMJNNFCTSXDAERWCW,1753,comic2-1777.png,"not true, teen cosmo: cosmonaut teen is the most compelling character.  she's SO AWESOME, you guys, and she's not teen astro's girlfriend just because their names match up.  she's not teen astro's girlfriend for a ton of other reasons"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2010.png",20140711050940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2010.png,image/png,2O34O34IRZ3HCVSFAEL5O6ZZ2PAJQPJ3,1999,comic2-2010.png,"you guyyyyyys, venus sucks, let's turn jupiter into a sun"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1600.png",20140712100258,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1600.png,image/png,2TEBSQ3AN2PRWYIH7VDXTV2ZJE6WGPHU,1578,comic2-1600.png,"SOMETIMES, THEY'RE DINOSAURS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3234.png",20180308054949,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3234.png,image/png,4JELFIHMMP5YUKTAOCGX5AQDJKIMUL3K,3229,comic2-3234.png,"any competent theology must answer the question of why god allows bad things to happen to good people, and also, if god has a spider-sense (and, one assumes, web shooters), why is he not shown using them more often.  why does god not simply web the devil to a light pole outside the police station"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2727.png",20141110024446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2727.png,image/png,4S5R4OG3ZDRBSUJVWR2DCRUGSMNG2BGP,2717,comic2-2727.png,AND THEY ALL NEED TO RAISE THEIR LIKE CEILING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1767.png",20140711202437,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1767.png,image/png,5HOEOYT64ZOEKGHZCU46CYRJ7K2J3QD3,1743,comic2-1767.png,WAIT DID I SAY SPRING BREAK I MEANT TRIX BREAKFAST CEREAL ASSUMING THE ADVERTISING IS TO BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUUUUUUUUU-
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2851.png",20150702012430,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2851.png,image/png,7MXANUJVO7XKAMW7XMG7Y7MCKIJ2EMQC,2842,comic2-2851.png,"t-rex's movie idea was mentioned in this text here a few weeks ago.  if you didn't read it then, this comic is entirely new to you!  but then.. HOW ARE YOU READING THIS??  the last few weeks have truly changed us all"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-928.png",20140714120602,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-928.png,image/png,AOJSGLSWP2ZAUPIWXEICEV2MVZUHGQXL,898,comic2-928.png,why do people with controversial theories about emigration always feel the need to volunteer their controversial theories about emigration?  riddle me THAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1020.png",20140714043014,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1020.png,image/png,DIF7LSU3ULDKQ2ELUG2DSEKCXSQM6DXT,988,comic2-1020.png,HELLO READERS!  HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING BEING AWARE OF THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN SALIVA WHILE READING THIS COMIC??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-298.png",20140717193839,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-298.png,image/png,DPGIY5FXVIPZP6M53LCKQLLO4HR5MU7C,249,comic2-298.png,philosoph comix
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1782.png",20140711194212,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1782.png,image/png,G7D3B35BEBDMILE3JGHNSMMYA42R7QJE,1758,comic2-1782.png,*i'llusemyhands*
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-154.png",20140717210249,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-154.png,image/png,IFSMBMT26WWXTQU4TILU5YCCCEPVIFTC,140,comic2-154.png,they are the two best things to be
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-248.png",20121222212347,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-248.png,image/png,RHY3EPEHNSONRVUD7GFYYUCCOYMEBTBN,298,comic2-248.png,you can show this comic to chronic gamblers and they will PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2463.png",20140709162659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2463.png,image/png,SEIEPRK7IFAEAAR5HKAF72M4RKI2FAWW,2452,comic2-2463.png,VAMPIRES you should be DISCLOSING that you are in a BORROWED BODY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-717.png",20140715024036,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-717.png,image/png,T4U4OMEWMOWIGN4MTI3MX3MX464HYVVV,686,comic2-717.png,christmas is saved!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1567.png",20140712124446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1567.png,image/png,TFO4U4TNKF67Q4KADXSDI6XEN3RRDHI4,1546,comic2-1567.png,i know you know it but i just wanted to say it: our friendship is secure regardless of corporeality.
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/qwantzsoft.jpg",20140717221418,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/qwantzsoft.jpg,image/jpeg,TVLIQ2AJSNZ3XATKZSZETXKYPVIVDKYR,86,qwantzsoft.jpg,"Corey sasses back, though"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2843.png",20150603181359,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2843.png,image/png,VL5FXCIVNR2RQVRBPG7VWXXEF352HJLR,2833,comic2-2843.png,"uh these are t-rex's opinions, not mine!  MY opinion is that the Star Wars prequels ARE distinguishable from the other ones because the prequels are clearly better acted and have more compelling storylines"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2951.png",20160302205433,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2951.png,image/png,YKE2IZ2WUTNIGQT3YQX6576C5DEB6AIL,2945,comic2-2951.png,"A horny scientist read T-Rex's book and was like, wow, now I'm frustrated in TWO distinct ways"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-636-2.png",20140715062357,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-636-2.png,image/png,ZGWXAQRYUMPUZ7PNGKL5OO5AWS23IF52,596,comic2-636-2.png,utahraptor's lawyer/violinist/teacher/authority figure/whatever joke profoundly misunderstands the purpose of handicapped spaces.  or does he really think that people lose some mobility when they become a PROFESSIONAL MEMBER?  he almost certainly does not.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2378.png",20140710001007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2378.png,image/png,ZYZWP73TH57OURTMHPO5E4VEOQFCSSHN,2367,comic2-2378.png,"hey, it's me, i'm downstairs.  the world's ending.  i brought cookies."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2663.png",20140708220314,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2663.png,image/png,2WG52L7J6FDZBUCS6M4IUF2NB2JITY2M,2653,comic2-2663.png,"look, you all learned accounting!  your first homework is to double-check my numbers.  accounting!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1936.png",20140711122922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1936.png,image/png,32WEBA2FFGZVEVTANBR7BWADBM64WJ2M,1925,comic2-1936.png,"t-rex got a really good answer in panel five because I'M really good at plagiarizing Dan Savage, who I believe MAY be objectively awesome"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2934.png",20160113211952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2934.png,image/png,77S5UAWXB7QSAI37DRA3NG3QCVPEE5FS,2928,comic2-2934.png,"after we made cloning work like in garbage stories we decided that a single hair was enough to do this, because as everyone who has watched a crime show knows, hair is made of pure uncut freebased DNA"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2152.png",20140710180602,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2152.png,image/png,ASRKYMILUC56IT2YJPS72U5G6AZPKMNQ,2140,comic2-2152.png,corpses have cadaverine and putricene in them that make them smell bad.  maybe poops are full of pooptonium?  HELLO SCIENTISTS AN INTERNET CARTOONIST HAS SOME QUESTIONS HERE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1483.png",20140712183958,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1483.png,image/png,GH3WQBW3WSJ7ICH26PULFNQAN4Z5P7WY,1455,comic2-1483.png,THEY ARE EACH MORE DELICIOUS THAN THE LAST WHEN ARRANGED IN ORDER OF INCREASING DELICIOUSNESS AND WITH A SENSITIVE ENOUGH DELICIOUSNESS SCALE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3259.png",20180308001623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3259.png,image/png,HQHPYQ6WX5XIHNQKRKUXQTP7HRA4RWA7,3254,comic2-3259.png,NON-CANON!  SUPER ULTIMATE NON-CANON x2 HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2753.png",20141203220506,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2753.png,image/png,KNLO3LDLN6PRL6JH4HBUJ2CTQL3UHL64,2743,comic2-2753.png,oh no oh no ohno ohno ohno
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1460.png",20140712195723,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1460.png,image/png,OAZOJDF37PF4AKD4HGS46UTMWDNAI4CW,1433,comic2-1460.png,YOU WOULDN'T THINK THAT MAYBE ONE'S TIME COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SPENT JUST YOU KNOW THINKING UP THE SENTENCE THEMSELVES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1462.png",20140712195600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1462.png,image/png,OX2AWJXDSD5YYDM5I6G5JTFWSW3QNFAV,1435,comic2-1462.png,"""i have nothing to declare except my genius"" is probably no worse than t-rex's response to the border-guard ""what do you do for a living?"" question, which remains ""i rough up the border guards who ask too many questions."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2602.png",20140709025325,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2602.png,image/png,PBXBOD3RLGKKCUBZEVHHRE56A2Z4BMQ2,2591,comic2-2602.png,"Robin Hood stormed out of the room.  ""I'm not even being used in this story!"" he shouted, slamming the door.  ""And I have a lot of cool supporting characters, for your information!"" he shouted through the closed door, ""like a tall guy that we all call 'little'!""  The sound of more doors slamming could be heard.  ""YOUR LOSS!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2471.png",20140709161932,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2471.png,image/png,SLAX3KTR6AXZBHPT34EPWBFCMV6PTUPP,2460,comic2-2471.png,"tell me more about this ""chairfight of the board"" because it sounds off the dang hook"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2791.png",20150305044841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2791.png,image/png,UNFU7DK5GOHNFMOPRNHF44I6HNWKKKTP,2781,comic2-2791.png,"i was on an ultimate frisbee team in university and i was really good because of my extreme height, so much so that it felt like i was cheating?  like, dudes would be leaping up for the frisbee and i'd just lazily reach up my hand.  anyway.  ME = MVP"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2919.png",20160107015607,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2919.png,image/png,UWN5XH5XPV27JJP2OWQUZ7B77AEW762W,2913,comic2-2919.png,how come spiderman gets all the powers of a spider but catwoman doesn't have all the powers of a catwo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1477.png",20140712184324,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1477.png,image/png,WF4UTUWCG3IZPJHX6EXY66R7TZ3DTPKY,1450,comic2-1477.png,"you're also CRAZY sexy, so that's something too"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3183.png",20171005033034,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3183.png,image/png,WFFB2SZX4IZYVIMSEWRMTQF7MN4VZJR6,3178,comic2-3183.png,the fifty moves rule is for COWARDS who don't have the CONFIDENCE to look ahead and see something AMAZING will happen in 496 moves
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1439.png",20140712212836,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1439.png,image/png,WSLZ3VTVWYH3VFQKNUD6ORLOAD4EOOPJ,1412,comic2-1439.png,"if you're reading this and you're thinking, ""hey! he never actually told us how to kiss!"" then um you have clearly skipped over panel 3"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2088.png",20140710225229,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2088.png,image/png,X6VHL4LAFVDUZWAA7ZZ5EGO756ORVTWT,2077,comic2-2088.png,"in writing this comic i discovered there are people who have seriously put forward the ""hidden identical jesus twins"" theory, which makes me think that professional religious scholarship is WAY more fun than generally advertised"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-61.png",20140717225252,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-61.png,image/png,XXMSR6D6QKXV6YZIA7LADJBROMME2PV5,51,comic2-61.png,i would have suggested 't-dogg'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-912.png",20140714121859,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-912.png,image/png,Y4M3GIXS5PAOHVVIHMTNKWTLILVXJO7U,881,comic2-912.png,"you could go over to Invention Personified's house and her mother would serve you all these super tasty cookies and you could say 'You've made some very delicious cookies, Mrs. Personified' and she'd say, 'oh, please, call me Necessity!' AND HEY PRESTO THAT WAS A LOT OF BACKSTORY FOR A PUN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2751.png",20141204021444,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2751.png,image/png,YONRJMQWFMPQET2S4RYLQ4L2ONC355JW,2741,comic2-2751.png,"Welcome to Earth 2: Better Than Earth, where everyone agrees with T-Rex.  If you're T-Rex, you're going to find this place initially and superficially terrific!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1927.png",20140711125130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1927.png,image/png,YZQA22LEZFLLELIXE2WKWE5WVNDGOI3O,1916,comic2-1927.png,okay so i kinda had more positive things i wanted to say about gendered nouns today but t-rex would not allow it; i will try again tomorrow
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-175.png",20140717203858,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-175.png,image/png,ZG5NJ52YQXSA36KE42AVLIFOETITWFMX,164,comic2-175.png,try to keep up!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-826.png",20140714185703,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-826.png,image/png,23TRJJSYZ4IA5GGZFIC6PXCWUZYOBW3E,795,comic2-826.png,"i hope you wanted to read a comic about a girl getting beaned by a log today, because THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1421.png",20140712215611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1421.png,image/png,2VO22V5YDR4OHFETVNNKL7M657FMLQ4C,1394,comic2-1421.png,"so hey i read something online recently where this dude was all ""TIME TRAVEL MEANS SPACE TRAVEL"" and I was all, ""man I'VE been saying since i was SIX"", but then I thought about it and figured out a way where it wouldn't mean space travel, but now I don't remember where I saw it so I can't go back and say ""HAY LOOKIT"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2871.png",20150811165243,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2871.png,image/png,5PJASX7ICMSZQ6HZFHZ7UUGJAQGBXEJ2,2863,comic2-2871.png,"august is ""romance awareness month"" so if you're in the sort of relationship in which a thing called ""romance awareness"" could somehow help, i have great news"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-975.png",20140714080344,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-975.png,image/png,7SEUSAWK2MYWDWDEG56G63LZFOXDASE2,943,comic2-975.png,"ATTENTION PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYERS: you will crumble before the might of this new poker face.  you will spill your drink on your lap.  these two events are unrelated, but you will never be able to prove it."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2583.png",20140709044607,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2583.png,image/png,CWNWOL53UKEWSJZR24EHBZRVC7AMVE6J,2572,comic2-2583.png,"by the time i die i want all wallets to be filled with comics, and for comics to be our new currency.  YES, I KNOW IT MEANS I'LL BE ABLE TO PRINT MONEY, OBVIOUSLY THAT THOUGHT HAS CROSSED MY MIND"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1703.png",20140712012027,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1703.png,image/png,DGFCZN5CMZMKXHRIZ7RL4XPIJU5EJT6M,1680,comic2-1703.png,"the rest of the game is basically mario 3 except you get to ride the goomba's boot more often.  oh snap!  was that the sound of ""this game doesn't sound very good"" dying just before it reached your lips?  I THINK IT WAS."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1479.png",20140712184234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1479.png,image/png,FQZ2BS2ZC4B3H5LHKNKAK4P5OWTTTQH3,1451,comic2-1479.png,"followed up with the ""SORRY FOR USING THE PHRASE 'NAKED CROTCH', IT WAS WAY MORE EVOCATIVE THAN I INTENDED"" card"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-618.png",20140715075436,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-618.png,image/png,HI4WGMKX2LIFXE2BV53EJMNJXDAO2Z2B,579,comic2-618.png,"getting depressed during the winter is called 'seasonal affective disorder', or SAD.  come on, psychiatrists.  let's be serious."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/justin.gif",20140715132032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/justin.gif,image/gif,IHLZESVNQBSHYUR7ZSZKQUVSQSW7XIFF,413;489,justin.gif,";stand behind my foot, tiny citizen: I'LL protect you!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-52.png",20140717225627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-52.png,image/png,ILYVVFFAPT22E2EYIMVAJFW6ASRXWSBS,42,comic2-52.png,pretty cocky of sierra to call it dino quest i
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1692.png",20140712023122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1692.png,image/png,JDB22YSDMIWOFV5QIWJNWEV4AUEZQ7OU,1667,comic2-1692.png,"first off, you need to play him HANDSOMER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-849.png",20140714160848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-849.png,image/png,JTFDKTJ2IMAW4L7ONEL33YLLIE3HUREG,818,comic2-849.png,i knew this guy where when he got seriously disappointed he started to bruise.  prognosis: that's gross
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2779.png",20150205033958,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2779.png,image/png,KXR2CVCWI7EHL6SQL2BWXRRXE3KFGLPV,2769,comic2-2779.png,"we can't stop here, this is don kikong country"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1648.png",20140712053356,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1648.png,image/png,LCBQXA7IACWURBOQQSPJYJXUOS5SZFS3,1626,comic2-1648.png,"QUESTION: why are there no dinosaurs frozen in giant ice cubes at the south pole?  ANSWER: maybe there are!!  REAL ANSWER: okay the real answer doesn't actually end with ""maybe there are!!"" so let's just end this here!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1168.png",20140713160553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1168.png,image/png,LRGFAQXASI6NFDOFYTUOI6SMYPKEJQMC,1141,comic2-1168.png,horse barbie is a barbie who has been turned into a horse
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2530.png",20140709122238,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2530.png,image/png,NLSYGUDUM3255XW5MYBROAPA4R62S7NM,2519,comic2-2530.png,YES MOM i'd rather live with a ghost on my bed than ask a stranger for help
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2177.png",20140710151131,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2177.png,image/png,O5DRNGMQVNM7X32TUIGBN7DDDOT5GNK6,2165,comic2-2177.png,"forget this, I'll just write a new comic! it's a family drama in which the prodigal daughter, Megaa, goes up against her uncle Snake, Gemini, Cut, Hard, and even Mr. Guts Mann."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-359-2.png",20140715182930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-359-2.png,image/png,PHRSHVPXV7MPJTDXR3SJK6MDJ7BNLOC2,328,comic2-359-2.png,it's a cycadeoid festival!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-753.png",20140715004412,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-753.png,image/png,T4LREEVLEMZD35R6DS4AHM6R47I3HJKR,722,comic2-753.png,"t-rex got a positive mention of his 'problem solving skills' on grade three report card, and NEVER FORGOT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-91.png",20140717215248,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-91.png,image/png,WW27LINLSGESGF7O2VIQUZH7EKEXZEVH,93,comic2-91.png,"sorry ladies, i'm spoken for!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3127.png",20170416000900,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3127.png,image/png,WXRVIWBZDOKGIQ5E46KGOANIQHBOL5WU,3122,comic2-3127.png,"tiny woman in panel four is like GUYS, i'm RIGHT HERE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1823.png",20140711175808,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1823.png,image/png,ZL42IJDJRSY4DBFR7J5AFFZPNFYVI4KZ,1812,comic2-1823.png,"there's also been cases of SLEEP MURDER, so YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL if you are sleeping next to a future sleep murderer"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2863.png",20150723080123,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2863.png,image/png,2XVA44OHNOJ2NIB46IGNWA3HO7FSG4BX,2854,comic2-2863.png,"number 1 is SUCH a lonely number that we've all become all worried about it: we're always checking in, trying to cheer it up, saying how we hope things are going well.  in other words, now you know why everyone's always... looking out for number 1"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2948.png",20160308143046,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2948.png,image/png,3YSCVZB5KLBNHDA25D3OQI4CECSYAPT7,2941,comic2-2948.png,"Roses can be red / Violets are purple, not blue / Poem now haiku"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3123.png",20170405223834,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3123.png,image/png,CXABPEX4UFBOAQZ5L3PWAAD2NQIMHSGT,3118,comic2-3123.png,it comes... from lakes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2824.png",20150514090936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2824.png,image/png,DZD6HB6QNMBOTB2JZ2KERC5HQVGRARGD,2814,comic2-2824.png,"THE ACTUAL ANSWER IS: frig man, go to an actual doctor and tell them an internet comic about ""fatching your blood pressure"" made you worried about your eyes leaking bodyjuice!!  that's precisely what they're there for!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1901.png",20140711141738,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1901.png,image/png,E344TLAVLPNQVJNWM7OJNE7RR7LZQLK6,1890,comic2-1901.png,internet you really dropped the ball on this one
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-125.png",20140717212907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-125.png,image/png,F65CIMT5I7XJJCI2NIY5LSWBENKKDUXY,116,comic2-125.png,don't even get me started
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2362.png",20130112152328,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2362.png,image/png,FS2CDH6DLWZAGQA5UTA2XJYHGTX2XHDZ,2351,comic2-2362.png,maybe - maybe 25?  i'm not sure yet.  anyway i'm gonna feel like quite the skinny chump next to your tremendous shiny and nigh-indestructable bod
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2738.png",20141105225704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2738.png,image/png,M7TKIXFYVJMWA2HX2FH6PC4JMSI3JOFX,2727,comic2-2738.png,things you get for free when dying: 1)free skeleton.  2)free ghost.  3)freedom from your creditors.  NOT A BAD DEAL I MUST SAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-493.png",20140715160436,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-493.png,image/png,MTXHLLWYZ3X4XBOSVNN4HGXAJOANHRVT,450,comic2-493.png,i once brought a regular salad to a party and claimed it was 'motown style'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2119.png",20140710200841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2119.png,image/png,OB2MCIJTJBORYKETXU27P6FS32Z4BTRT,2108,comic2-2119.png,i just hope the future demolition crew likes kittens!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1451.png",20140712203439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1451.png,image/png,OOZQESCWS5GDB4WUFJMB4GUKLXWHCYSO,1424,comic2-1451.png,"""DIRECTION IS A BUCKET THAT PEOPLE KEEP SNEAKING INTO"" also accounts for ""I'm going to the grocery store; everyone, stay the hell out of my bucket""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-771.png",20140714233000,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-771.png,image/png,QF55NS2GA7KVVYZF4LH3ZC6OEDFA5A4D,740,comic2-771.png,i have almost no complaints about rare and brilliant moments of perfect self-awareness
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2893.png",20151008023133,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2893.png,image/png,S2VA52DFOULAVTGZA4LO3IWQEO7AXUKI,2884,comic2-2893.png,"sadly, human computers mostly got ""calculate this boring number"" assignments and very rarely got ""if i was james counterstrike and i fired this rpg at this nightorc tell me how many gibs would come out"": one of history's true missed opportunities"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3130.png",20170503174100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3130.png,image/png,TY2WVMMNDPOBP22IIQCHAWD623PD7YOS,3125,comic2-3130.png,"their catch phrase is ""we would have words with you"", their first arc would be called ""from the word go"" and their last arc would be called ""famous last words"", okay i'm out"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3017.png",20160804002308,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3017.png,image/png,VAG7F6NB7Y6P5AHIEMCAANC5LBU5TM4P,3011,comic2-3017.png,"in case you're wondering, T-Rex's story is called ""The Five-Way Revenge of Poison Ivy (I Mean Like, The Plant)"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2596.png",20140709040104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2596.png,image/png,XDZXDECRSZY7OTKERQFWUKOYC62NXKIW,2585,comic2-2596.png,"i suddenly understand that scene in back to the future where marty mcfly takes the credit for ""johnny b goode"" and how deeply deeply satisfying it is to credit real-life works of art to your own awesome fictional characters"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1057.png",20140714014527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1057.png,image/png,Y5DRPYFU3553567ZSZYZ6BZE3TJ2QQE4,1030,comic2-1057.png,"oh hey, you can use that last line whenever ANYONE doesn't laugh at your joke, whether they have their PhD or not!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-375.png",20140715181959,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-375.png,image/png,2P2OOHQSOSTPCSJZCSXK2H7URIIUICPO,357,comic2-375.png,"you know, just in case it wasn't clear"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1367.png",20140713015955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1367.png,image/png,2PUYJF6CZG4IEV57QE3NKG2TQ6KEHQY4,1340,comic2-1367.png,"it's to call up utahraptor and say ""hello this is utahraptor, who is this?"" in a very stern utahraptor voice. it's better on paper. "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3065.png",20161208021212,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3065.png,image/png,4IKOFI5F74R7PIMBQRI7DWHIFI46O4SW,3059,comic2-3065.png,"now i'm no scientist, but if history is any indication, reading this comic will cause carly rae jepsen to invent tnt"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-742-2.png",20140715012236,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-742-2.png,image/png,7E7Q46GWJ3TURZXI7TVTYSH3UK6TFXQJ,711,comic2-742-2.png,"t-rex is not telling the truth.  in 1998, he was quite impressed with a flower that bloomed only once a year, and that smelled septic while doing so."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1639.png",20140712061203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1639.png,image/png,ELPVEUAYWZ6RLNVNM4GYV4UWZSX2ZS3J,1617,comic2-1639.png,the reason you don't see more around-the-world races in submarines that can ALSO turn into planes?  PANSY-ASS SISSYHEIRS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3293.png",20180529011558,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3293.png,image/png,FYZW5B3BBAYJUNYADJFZGITQ7FCYRI7G,3288,comic2-3293.png,"wait wait, what if the hoverboard had a novelty license plate on the back that said ""RUDE TUDE"", AHHHHHHH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1621.png",20140712074601,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1621.png,image/png,IVFQVDIXVIGLMBZRPHJRQQQEQHLAQFG7,1599,comic2-1621.png,"i propose that every friendship have an emergency phrase that carries the secret semantics of ""this dickweed is making me lie to you, maybe he wants to kill me, I dunno"".  and YES, i am bringing back the word ""dickweed"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3005.png",20160707005719,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3005.png,image/png,IWF4UDDBV7DPPUBWMHPKEK3NBTXBJ56J,2999,comic2-3005.png,"ADMIT IT, YOU WERE THINKING IT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1867.png",20140711151720,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1867.png,image/png,J4QWYVKAXJWNTKNFGAZUJZDNUKURXUJ3,1856,comic2-1867.png,"alternate panel six reads ""EARLIER:"" and then t-rex is alone saying ""Ouch, you guys!"".  it's totally not a testicles joke!  he's saying ""ouch"" for everyone who expects to come home to loose balls but will instead find them safely secured and be frustrated because of that.  ISN'T THAT A MORE SATISFYING AND HILARIOUS ENDING??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-417.png",20140715181118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-417.png,image/png,JCJWRK6FAVGZOBBBT4XKBKFL5QEWNFJU,386,comic2-417.png,"god apparently wasn't paying attention yesterday


		to this comic, i mean"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-128-2.png",20140717212809,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-128-2.png,image/png,JO7XT7ZDMWC65OEKACU2XUSAUL6J5623,119,comic2-128-2.png,send your responses to uncle_art@insaneabode.com
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2287.png",20140710081455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2287.png,image/png,MZJ6WE365GJ5E6CFVUQAWGD3AQMID5IM,2276,comic2-2287.png,last night we both drank some things we can't take back
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1216.png",20140713111435,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1216.png,image/png,NXDBZWBQQDW2O3JUPJ4BX2SLNPYWSACA,1189,comic2-1216.png,"MOM we have had this conversation BEFORE now where did you put my four-fingered white gloves and recordings of raymond scott's ""powerhouse"" COME ON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1829.png",20140711173734,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1829.png,image/png,QSEFRQOW2LLRPQXLHDQG7ZGH3GAKBM57,1818,comic2-1829.png,"raw dinosaur handsomeness probably, huh?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/guest_qwantz_alp.jpg",20140715035936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/guest_qwantz_aLp.jpg,image/jpeg,VLF53KBWYCBVO4SLD6BSB7IH5MH4ZJOT,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1080.png",20140713221122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1080.png,image/png,WTZNWWLHFPNZL5MHN56RUQ4FK675VZCF,1053,comic2-1080.png,"oh man, BUSTED in panel 2, t-rex!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3010.png",20160804050414,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3010.png,image/png,2MRUW4MGJCTCF2IPT7TOLIG7GZFFJSHT,3004,comic2-3010.png,looks like carbon-based life is going to be consigned to a... watery grave
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3137.png",20170516094131,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3137.png,image/png,77YWHDEWU326GZO6XMVUJ75EYP5JB3YA,3132,comic2-3137.png,"yes more modern algebraic calculators will let you drop some of those equal signs.  NO IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE, BRACKETS ARE STILL GONNA MESS YOU UP, THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1143.png",20140713172314,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1143.png,image/png,ALNLWWSLJT7LGDE7A4OAAWOCUWV25JBI,1116,comic2-1143.png,"people say, t-rex, can you tell me one of your naughty tales"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-763.png",20140715002153,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-763.png,image/png,D7KGNCTGDIO3BNUK3XEZT6PY32KWIAT2,732,comic2-763.png,it was one of those Adventures that you don't really ever tell your diary about
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-675.png",20140715051447,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-675.png,image/png,DR6YSC5HU5KGH4NRYPZJJKDZFQ2ZNF6G,634,comic2-675.png,there's a shout out to all you magic 8 balls in the audience in panel 2
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2840.png",20150603181408,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2840.png,image/png,DY6SWOSOOOOUQGSPKBEDKQGJATCGR7NY,2830,comic2-2840.png,"before you say ""jurassic park wouldn't be better without humans"" realize you're saying that you WOULDN'T be into a story in which dinosaurs genetically engineer dinosaurs but then dinosaurs escape so dinosaurs start hunting dinosaurs but in the end most of the dinosaurs are killed by dinosaurs before a few dinosaurs escape via FRIGGIN' HELICOPTER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-360.png",20140715183145,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-360.png,image/png,E7HXLYFPBZA7LGL4VMBIYWFNEPOT363Q,321,comic2-360.png,"for someone who does like his vegetables, i sure make a lot of anti-vegetable comics"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1632.png",20140712061731,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1632.png,image/png,GQIZGAQLDT74OLG2OH6MF3VZNW5WBCHC,1610,comic2-1632.png,"most valuable life: whoever first domesticated the dog.  dogs are awesome, and it's SO GREAT that they want to be our pals now!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1039.png",20140714031425,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1039.png,image/png,IMVH5FY3E37QLX7EKR6KAS2RIQZ2Q522,1012,comic2-1039.png,"NEW READERS: morris is a tiny bug that hangs out on t-rex's nose sometimes.  ALSO, NEW READERS: YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THE COMIC TO GET A LITTLE EXTRA JOKE AT THE END OKAY??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2635.png",20140709010323,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2635.png,image/png,PCH67ACOPFF3CCVBKSE3X4HA67UXVLAW,2626,comic2-2635.png,"if you already knew this fact then TOO BAD AND GET BACK TO WORK, PROFESSOR FACTSALOT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3115.png",20170415193936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3115.png,image/png,PLU3CTNTPJNIBNI425IUPESZNZ724ATL,3110,comic2-3115.png,"*long sigh* I'll admit that LANGUAGE IN GENERAL is great for expressing particular IDEAS about butts, and THAT'S IT."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-715.png",20140715024150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-715.png,image/png,TAANB3W7CIQADWNZNVDHPMMKDKTUF2BT,684,comic2-715.png,"the alternate ending has t-rex in panel 5 asking utahraptor to tell him something exciting so he can use the expression, and utahraptor says he was at a party last night where some people were doing cocaine in the corner, and t-rex really doesn't know what to say to that.  he imagines he would feel uncomfortable in such a situation, but would try to pretend like he was cool with it, like he didn't even care."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1532.png",20140712154354,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1532.png,image/png,TM2FOOGQD475URB2LJODDW5RBW7SB7DI,1511,comic2-1532.png,"that's pretty rare and special, you guys"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1450.png",20140712210555,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1450.png,image/png,UVSXKSWIM6YGMVA2HF326LJ4QKHIEBFZ,1423,comic2-1450.png,"i looked up the phrase ""poetry bloetries"" to see if it was already there on the internet, but instead i found several people who post their poems on a blog and call it ""bloetry"". OH MY GOD"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2718.png",20141003212119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2718.png,image/png,XI5VOS46JUKODMYI47NNJR34VUFGTMI3,2708,comic2-2718.png,OKAY YOU COULD GO BACK BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO USE LESS INTERNET AND THAT'S ~~LITERALLY CRAZY~~
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-550.png",20140715124925,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-550.png,image/png,3OY2LHFWV6AV2BMX3XFQQFL4TD67QDU5,511,comic2-550.png,"did i just make up the 'backside lipslide 50/50 fakie'?  no way man, it's awesome"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2260.png",20140710093111,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2260.png,image/png,4YXMDSISB7L3CAL4MW7I2HNY7FJLEHTL,2248,comic2-2260.png,"4 scor & 7 yrs ago r fathrs brawt 4th on dis con10ent a nu natn, concevd n librty, & ddcatd 2 d propstN dat aL men r creatD ="
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2899.png",20151021092841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2899.png,image/png,6MFWOMDDMPDKUAXNL2VSWQRSAGZR6KBN,2893,comic2-2899.png,I didn't truly understand jocks until the day I realized that wearing your favourite team's jersey... is really just entry-level cosplay
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2514.png",20140709135609,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2514.png,image/png,76ZGBPLVVUIU3TSGQ6YHC2XYFJPWPCHG,2502,comic2-2514.png,"all the celebs reading my comic who are currently having an affair are thinking ""OH SHOOT DOES RYAN KNOW?  OH SHOOT IS THIS BLACKMAIL?  OH SHOOT I'VE GOT A LOT OF INTERESTING READING TO DO TO TEASE APART WHAT'S GOING ON HERE VIS-À-VIS BLACKMAIL AND ITS INNATE CRIMINALITY"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1169.png",20140713160531,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1169.png,image/png,7PTRHJB6RITTB3PTAI2SN573F7JL4W6J,1142,comic2-1169.png,"when the only tool you have is birth control, all your problems start to look like this thing you can maybe have safe sex with."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1277.png",20140713072645,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1277.png,image/png,CGMG2CALIRFDRDPE7AYGC2Q7AXQE75FD,1250,comic2-1277.png,"a LITTLE respect, please!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1943.png",20140711113808,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1943.png,image/png,DVC4S5DBJFRD3PRTDKFRACHV24BULVEH,1932,comic2-1943.png,"even if there's some noise and they don't fully regenerate YOU, they'll at least regenerate someone who loves all the same stuff you!  it seems some pretty good hangouts could EASILY go down with such a person"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1342.png",20140713033500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1342.png,image/png,GSAOZN3MG4DOWYWVMRCPXQED4CYQ76O5,1315,comic2-1342.png,"it turns out i basically already wrote yesterday's comic on December 11th 2006! but you can read yesterday's comic as a sequel to that, only with utahraptor being all ""t-rex you can never win with me, my friend"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1085.png",20140713212249,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1085.png,image/png,JFOVCYY2HN45M4STESJ4OLPARN2R2BSG,1057,comic2-1085.png, FINE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2149.png",20140710182338,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2149.png,image/png,KTVXRNLOH345UJRDZHWDJG7QLMJXGS5O,2137,comic2-2149.png,"Robert Frost called free verse ""playing tennis without a net""!  I LOVE ROBERT FROST.  Also Robert Service.  Big into Roberts over here."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2032.png",20140711021709,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2032.png,image/png,M7GF6J26UQNMTW373SXQ23O4WZQNROQU,2021,comic2-2032.png,"english you have unlocked DOUBLE sexist!  maybe now you want to go for some other achievements for a while, huh champ?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-331.png",20140715183925,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-331.png,image/png,P4HJEC44WJUXPUE7GEK4JPXJXK4HA7OA,296,comic2-331.png,"[whispering] you've hurt yourself, little girl!  i'll kiss it better



		come closer"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2623.png",20140709013129,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2623.png,image/png,Q2RK33D4OVO5HGB3HPWH5SUQYFR2ZQ7G,2612,comic2-2623.png,dude you need to make your email easier to find.  i am not a creeper I PROMISE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1750.png",20140711212427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1750.png,image/png,Q7IDVDG44AQX5BJIRJQVEVGP6CCHNOEA,1726,comic2-1750.png,"the one reader who was waiting for years for a dinosaur comics windows for workgroups joke is SO HAPPY today, but also sad, because now there's no more mountains left to climb"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1272.png",20080719113629,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1272.png,image/png,QOARGHWN2VI773FIXGG6VFAMS27RFJBR,1245,comic2-1272.png,"the alternate ending: T-Rex says ""God? Is it possible for you to use grammar SO POORLY that even you can't understand what you were trying to say?"" and God says ""UM HELLO"" and then he says ""YOU'RE THE DUDE WITH THE BAD APOSTROPHES"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-770.png",20140714234555,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-770.png,image/png,RKUZHLFEP2E6EWE5CIST3MZ5CH3OARG4,739,comic2-770.png,I WAS JUST CHECKING MY EMAIL AND THEY CAME UP OKAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-407-2.png",20140715181423,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-407-2.png,image/png,SHOL4OBQ5RYWQXC2RSPKEPYPR7MZIK3H,376,comic2-407-2.png,turns out that there's a lot of different dudes just down the street
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1028.png",20140714033631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1028.png,image/png,SYCPPHKUO6ASRFAU643GGVRED7RLC363,1001,comic2-1028.png,"if there's an accredited doctorate in applied richology available, i would like one, please"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-561.png",20140715122626,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-561.png,image/png,U2QUBUHTOOOQWIIDYXLM2N27ITCPYD73,522,comic2-561.png,"seriously, sour cream and onion?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/victor1.png",20140717223257,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/victor1.png,image/png,U6EEO3OCZLKNKFE652LQYMLGQ22FWN4A,78,victor1.png,by victor north
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1242.png",20140713092604,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1242.png,image/png,V56ZPZGOTGJROQYN4HGNYQPGY43UPER4,1215,comic2-1242.png,"the story takes place in a dystopian future in which single people who are tired of crying babies on trans-atlantic flights have taken over the world. it's mentioned in the first paragraph, all casually, so that readers don't see this climax coming. that is called Writing."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-716.png",20140715024109,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-716.png,image/png,V6DBBZLD4S7CBGPFCOXDTGBZVT5WW2FM,685,comic2-716.png,"the only way to defeat these robot clones will be to trap them in a logical contradiction, which, as robots, they are supremely under-equipped to handle.  it's like what happens if you ask a regular person to assemble a car out of its constituent parts.  they just fall to the ground, twitching!  we're really from two different worlds, i think."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1386.png",20140713000132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1386.png,image/png,X3UIHJ4GI6QFCBVHDAYIWBCH3VOOKEPC,1359,comic2-1386.png,"welcome to my farm of death and decay BOILS AND GHOULS, of CORPSE we're open 24 hours, to enter the body farm you'll need to enter your password which is protected by 256-bit enCRYPTion, etc"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2339.png",20140710044330,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2339.png,image/png,Y34GOWUTYRWKG6BEBXSQVH55RJLQILIA,2328,comic2-2339.png,let it be known that i hereby face eternity with toilets i am not ashamed to have guests use
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2581.png",20140709044840,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2581.png,image/png,Z7LDNKE56I7JVVPASK7TCOOYI6ZK4OUJ,2570,comic2-2581.png,brb starting an internet petition to rename the popemobile to the TARDIF (Time And Relative Dimensions In Faith)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1273.png",20140713080019,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1273.png,image/png,ZFPZKGTPK73ELQKI4Z6VEUAJ7AS3AISH,1246,comic2-1273.png,"OMNI CONSUMER PRODUCTS BUYS OUT THE US MILITARY AND OBTAINS WOPR AND MAKES IT FIGHT SKYNET. I HAVE CALCULATED THIS TO BE AN AMAZING TALE. LISTEN. COMPUTERS DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES, OKAY?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2432.png",20140709200547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2432.png,image/png,255BPXS55Z5BIRFVM3FHEEUTDHCEVVBA,2420,comic2-2432.png,"OKAY HERE'S A FUN THING TO LEARN ABOUT: space is only 100km up!  This means that if 'xkcd' author Randall Munroe were put into an appropriate orbit, the vast majority of humanity would be closer to him than to Australia during at least one point in his orbit.  This statistic applies to both physical distance, and emotionally."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-780.png",20140714223743,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-780.png,image/png,3WJZVLGT4DGL3DZ4IODS2CHV4LJJ6G4C,749,comic2-780.png,t-rex is the worst lois lane ever
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1048.png",20140714023803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1048.png,image/png,5ESZULYEROIZVIZXDWVOOIMTA4RBQBLH,1021,comic2-1048.png,he's hugging a steak there in the last panel. it's right up to his chest. right on!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2765.png",20150206052247,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2765.png,image/png,64FUDULR5IHQIOKUPYWF7ASIIVD5LV7Z,2755,comic2-2765.png,"look upon my time travel theories, ye mighty, and despair... but also be honestly kinda impressed"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2176.png",20140710151212,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2176.png,image/png,7AFA67RSU23RDIX5GKKZRHRY6F42OV5Q,2164,comic2-2176.png,hah hah hah
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3061.png",20161105040035,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3061.png,image/png,7NUHQ5EJQKM7F4LK4GVMWER6TLKXKYD7,3055,comic2-3061.png,"there wasn't room in panel 2 for t-rex to talk about how cool it is that your entire body is the trigger for this weapon, but yeah, it's pretty cool"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1340.png",20140713033633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1340.png,image/png,BTBKAKONQMHS4ZX2KKS44DHZSFZF7YIW,1313,comic2-1340.png,today is the day i write a comic where dinosaurs refer to humans as evolving in their past
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1678.png",20140712034303,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1678.png,image/png,BXUG3UDBZ5GMLTJ3TCPDJHCLCTQEBHOI,1654,comic2-1678.png,"one cuss allowed for every successful use of this most excellent of tenses, and it is a real tense too, you could be using it RIGHT NOW if you but dared"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2933.png",20160112132402,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2933.png,image/png,ERCOLKW2NTZUD52BFKZOSOM57UFUYOA2,2927,comic2-2933.png,"look, all i'm saying is: if there's one thing that t-rex definitely is, it's a mythological concept, mineral, place or country, property, or a scientist"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2619.png",20140709013509,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2619.png,image/png,GJCMPHVCTWRTQLW4VQHZ4HT5DL2BNX4X,2608,comic2-2619.png,"""gentlemen, I propose we steal nothing less than TIME ITSELF."" ""and you're sure this'll eventually result in a comic on this wonderful 'internet' you speak of, centuries later?"" ""absolutely."" ""well.... *takes off glasses, cleans them, finally looks up* what are we waiting for??"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-709.png",20140715030141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-709.png,image/png,JNGDHJ24DODPIJ6BUWO2A5Z2X56JHSCU,678,comic2-709.png,PERSONIFY THE MALL AND JUST DO THIS ONE THING FOR ME OKAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1239.png",20140713094315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1239.png,image/png,K4SBNV6I5J5Q772HNNGJMAZZSQYJ42OD,1212,comic2-1239.png,"i got many emails yesterday with the tip of scaling up the periods and commas. kids today! WHEN WE WERE KIDS, WE JUST MESSED WITH MARGINS AND USED BOOKMAN OLD STYLE, ON ACCOUNT OF HOW IT WAS HECKUVA WIDE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2449.png",20140709172455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2449.png,image/png,K7YUNTTOUT3O5PDWY7VF36HRJPTV2U3D,2438,comic2-2449.png,youth isn't wasted on the young!  BEING FED BY GIANTS WHO THEN CRADLE YOU WHILE YOU NAP is!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-637.png",20140715062258,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-637.png,image/png,MFWU7EKFE7I6UAVGWLLJZ2F3JCMPVS7K,597,comic2-637.png,ARE THEY PRETTY OKAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-200.png",20140717200929,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-200.png,image/png,OSQBGJWX6RD6MAWJ2I3BN5DDNMKFGNLJ,180,comic2-200.png,it is a straight-forward example that can be applied to your own life
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2536.png",20131129141940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2536.png,image/png,RAPYQ3RTIIMW4AFVM6K4YGJUIJGO2LYM,2525,comic2-2536.png,"time was, the most common thing to come after ""follow me on"" was not ""Twitter"", but ""that motorbike, and I'll take the helicopter.  we'll meet up at the jetpack depot"".  we have lost SO MUCH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-415-2.png",20140715181210,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-415-2.png,image/png,RGU6FKBEYWJMJPL6G6JMSKVQAMHRAVXW,383,comic2-415-2.png,"Many years later, you meet the ghost again, and it is just as spooky as the first time.  Several years after that you die of natural causes! OR SHOULD I SAY 'SUPERNATURAL CAUSES'?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2509.png",20140709140041,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2509.png,image/png,STHUVDOTIMIIGWRCY75HJ6ZT64GNS3QI,2497,comic2-2509.png,I like my women like I like my friend Lee!  FRIENDLY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2627.png",20140709012708,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2627.png,image/png,2HBT2VE3O4NISFBFN6JRDFLLFYCWZYHP,2616,comic2-2627.png,"""hey let's evolve on a planet where for several months at a time you can freeze to death if you go outside, that'll never come back to bite us!!"" - ALL KNOWN LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-621.png",20140715075157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-621.png,image/png,2OMCXKYZRNYFSJHZOZU6ZUNOVEZPDOEG,582,comic2-621.png,"we could read it together!

also: here's hoping that none of these spoilers are actually true, otherwise i'll have some explaining to do to EVERYONE."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1506.png",20140712170618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1506.png,image/png,2PABJ3HNKOUNXO66GTBLE4CACIJJLBXF,1478,comic2-1506.png,so anyway i wrote this comic while cursing the wind
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1636.png",20140712061428,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1636.png,image/png,2YRQUEWTLN4C4CDDN3ZSK3OALR6JVQ3X,1614,comic2-1636.png,"THANK YOU FOR READING MY COMICS TODAY, HONEYBABES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-647.png",20140715061613,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-647.png,image/png,353MZBNRI2HZ6BZM3TV65RJ3KJQE2LJH,607,comic2-647.png,there's no real shorthand for 'thermos' i know of that isn't a brand name.  'vacuum flask'?  'dewar flask'?  NO THANKS.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1561.png",20140712133527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1561.png,image/png,3ALPCPJTWI5JOFXYFC4V3DPVNYMJPSK6,1540,comic2-1561.png,"to be fair to your great-great-whatever grandparents, most of them were probably only distantly related and they were likely unaware of it!  JUST AS YOU ARE LIKELY UNAWARE OF YOUR SHARED GENETICS WITH YOUR SWEETIE, OH SNAP"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2770.png",20150107200112,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2770.png,image/png,4GQL5DVDGXVTQ5RR4LNZQQZ43Q6UX2UV,2760,comic2-2770.png,"reduce, reuse, recycle, RESUBMIT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1038.png",20140714031451,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1038.png,image/png,5TNXXEEVDWEUPVEGEUF3V6PG2E2CTPGO,1011,comic2-1038.png,"dear diary: WORST ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EVER?  seriously, diary."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1269.png",20140713081854,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1269.png,image/png,6K2UGH673ZYZ4BMO7755LW4D3OQ5G6AH,1242,comic2-1269.png,"my friend with the arrow in his eye and i ran around and high tenned each other while shouting 'sawesome!!'? later, i helped him get to the hospital."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1274.png",20080710002400,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1274.png,image/png,BJUILSZ3A3SXKZLHPTQWYRWJJGJPN7PL,1247,comic2-1274.png,"good save, good save"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2681.png",20140802140637,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2681.png,image/png,BMVAUS6SQCIIMKIOWFGJHZFYLU6IX37J,2671,comic2-2681.png,"i am ALL CUT UP on my left side: damage which, if I were to be viewed in profile from my right, would not be visible from that particular angle"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-426.png",20140715180906,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-426.png,image/png,D3ABIEJ5B6WWI4AYD6CWHJVKYKBRL5FE,393,comic2-426.png,has anyone ever written an entire other comic series into their continuity before?  THEY HAVE NOW.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2996.png",20160611221631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2996.png,image/png,DOQ6XNT7BDZ6JWSMM6V3L5NHRMJNLFPN,2990,comic2-2996.png,"yesterday's winner: ""real-life hoverboards in 2015"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3330.png",20180811162415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3330.png,image/png,HZNCT2URKSJQWDATKAFBJ67ZR7SWJVJJ,3325,comic2-3330.png,this comic enshrines in canon that the tiny woman in panel four has a twin who lives on tiny towne island!  Who KNOWS what amazing adventures SHE's been getting up to all this time?  Not me!  I didn't invent her until a few seconds ago and I need some time to figure all this out!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-457-3.png",20140715171124,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-457-3.png,image/png,JAAQFUZKNOX7VD26YWXNX2BZHXSPKOPY,419,comic2-457-3.png,"what's the deal there, am i right?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2877.png",20150902204320,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2877.png,image/png,JESG4FNLWFUKAELSQCFYQA6ODUMAO33X,2868,comic2-2877.png,THESE MEAT TREES ALLEGATIONS ARE ENTIRELY UNFOUNDED AND ARE NOT AT ALL THE SORT OF THING YOU'D FIND IN PARADISE WHERE TREES GROW DELICIOUS COOKED BACON AND THEN YOU CAN EAT THE DELICIOUS COOKED BACON
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1312.png",20140713042912,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1312.png,image/png,JW542QFYSFBYVDWHDJWNEGF4SJ6JVGTF,1285,comic2-1312.png,"you might be thinking, ""where's t-rex's date in panel 6?"" panel 6 comes after t-rex has announced he has to go to the bathroom, and he's stopped and turned to say this to his date for some reason. the whole restaurant can hear. IT'S SO AWKWARD"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-840.png",20140714174623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-840.png,image/png,OSB22Q7JXOADCCZ4XUFTKWJLXWESAFXM,809,comic2-840.png,"GENTLE READER, TAKE HEED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1125.png",20140713183814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1125.png,image/png,POWL6COUUKR6JFU6EPJIVF6CL7ZYGZYR,1098,comic2-1125.png,ATTENTION HOMEOWNERS: PLEASE DO THIS. IT WILL BE GREAT. WHEN I OWN A HOME THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3124.png",20170503211052,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3124.png,image/png,V3TJROIXVVKIQKX2UKS5XPTGXJYPLNYO,3119,comic2-3124.png,"the first stage of enlightenment is admitting you know nothing and then asking so uh, what the hell"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3196.png",20171102003030,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3196.png,image/png,V74WJFULKAPENGPW5GENFFUZ5B5BGPEG,3191,comic2-3196.png,"according to wikipedia, a malthusian collapse is a ""forced return to subsistence level conditions once population growth has outpaced agricultural production"".  hah!  good luck reading WIKIPEDIA if one happens, nerds!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1960.png",20110428064400,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1960.png,image/png,YFDPXMWEBFJXNKSONP6JSXHXUZVBOWTZ,1949,comic2-1960.png,"suckitup@walkitoff.net is not a valid email address.  is that part of the joke?  yes, let us go with that, let us all ignore the fact that somebody bought walkitoff.net before i could, what a jerk or jerks he she or they is/are"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1213.png",20140713113218,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1213.png,image/png,3NUAM4FICDNFWKI3GHXHFGQBG6BNW7AY,1186,comic2-1213.png,"furthermore, helen kane, betty boop, frank sinatra, rhonda towns, rose murphy, tina louise, and patricia kaas also all want to be loved by you, alone. this is sourced to wikipedia."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-710.png",20140715030103,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-710.png,image/png,6CTRCLT5POH27LQIWPXBBAVOIICBI5FH,679,comic2-710.png,"how many times will you hear the phrase 'fetishistic cultural interest' today?  well, that really depends on which circles you run in, i'd imagine."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3158.png",20170705182740,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3158.png,image/png,6LH7ADZP5DZYSLFFHKAJKAQ47ZEUWZI3,3153,comic2-3158.png,"LATER ON THE ATTACK ENDED WITH NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES AND IT WAS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN, THE END, NO SEQUEL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-281-2.png",20140717194630,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-281-2.png,image/png,FSDKVTGTXOD2FZOOC4ICGL377NAVPGPH,234,comic2-281-2.png,you can imagine his surprise!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2058.png",20140711000304,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2058.png,image/png,H3YHY3JQC63G6Q2DQ6DEWJJAMNZE53SA,2047,comic2-2058.png,don't listen to their lies THE BALLS ARE HARD don't listen to their LIES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-260.png",20140717195132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-260.png,image/png,IYAGYCNIFTTPRKMWBJEFS4E7DQ63Z6TY,222,comic2-260.png,"perhaps, everybody's motivation behind christmas?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1804.png",20140711181707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1804.png,image/png,KFXPVE2LAW43WPJ5U2E5L665TQ5FJXHX,1790,comic2-1804.png,"it is third place, TOPS."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1736.png",20140711230159,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1736.png,image/png,MUKAAVCKKX3OEJEIBMKHEY765WHWHUZY,1712,comic2-1736.png,oh also!  reading this hidden text indicates your irrevocable tacit consent to PARTYING DOWN at your earliest convenience; LET'S DO THIS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2725.png",20141110055837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2725.png,image/png,NSMEUEIXEW7A4ML77K7WGOWBJFR3OCYN,2715,comic2-2725.png,"you can't make an omelet without causing one of the most significant extinction events in the planet's history!  you're... you're really bad at making omelets, and you should probably just stop."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-963.png",20140714094315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-963.png,image/png,OH5B4OCOU2U6NBMEFCT5OV2DZ6IALPZN,931,comic2-963.png,"the everest eliminator is like bigfoot, but without the crazy people calling themselves 'cryptozoologists' attached to him!  he just pushes people off the peak and deadpans 'ice to meet you'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2120.png",20140710200751,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2120.png,image/png,SFBN56JVNWJRJU25VEN4L33YT7USDVB2,2109,comic2-2120.png,"all guidance counsellors are just sailors joking around on leave, the more you think about this the more you will realize it is the new truth"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3237.png",20180103192357,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3237.png,image/png,T3XZDYCCLWFCG6E4PFBE4UWCMRU3NDQJ,3232,comic2-3237.png,"the whole world is wholesome now.  sorry but that's just how it is, you have to have a really wholesome year"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2355.png",20121220205137,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2355.png,image/png,V7K27GTUEMIRR5252L7GMOMLDMXDERBI,2344,comic2-2355.png,"this one goes out to that dude at a party who said he ""knew everything about star trek"" and then stared at me blankly when i wanted to talk about in-universe ambassador-class starship design decisions.  in other news INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTIES I'M LOTS OF FUN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1573.png",20140712122533,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1573.png,image/png,Y4LUHXIU6ZJOKYIDELADYU4YKCGNZ6IQ,1552,comic2-1573.png,wackyteenfanfiction.com does not resolve to pages and pages of wacky teen fan fiction written.  seriously THIS CLOSE to giving up on this being the best of all possible worlds over here
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1818.png",20140711180133,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1818.png,image/png,3NBD6LYOGP4KD2EVC5ZBNSDGZIM2H3VK,1808,comic2-1818.png,"sadly, he was talking to GOD there"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1726.png",20140716204158,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1726.png,image/png,3YXYAY546M3GFTJUJVQN3CMEJK3HZOGX,1702,comic2-1726.png,"this does kinda work in real life: if someone asks for a strongman, you can answer with a double flex and a single raised eyebrow.  i say ""you"", of course, because i - i can't raise one eyebrow"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-815.png",20140714200734,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-815.png,image/png,4WAFCU6VTOOQIT6PVXEU3K3ZCSYTYGUV,784,comic2-815.png,(t-rex calls his mind the vault)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2288.png",20140710075902,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2288.png,image/png,6ONM73UOYVKK75427JHUXX6JKMRBZ7EM,2277,comic2-2288.png,"That thing is 99% some else's perspiration!  Eww.  I don't care WHAT the remaining 1% is, I'm not touching it.  I'm not!  I'm not."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2343.png",20121206075245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2343.png,image/png,AKN3O26OJN2O4RQNXQKBKNTOGWQ5KU5H,2332,comic2-2343.png,"well THAT finally explains all those gifts with the tags that read ""for your continued silence"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1427.png",20140712213722,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1427.png,image/png,B7YZTAVCEM6HFQVERAQ5TL2Q4JLMLHY5,1400,comic2-1427.png,"as the saying goes: you can own a grocery store, but you're still going to face the long slow decline of your body, mind and self"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2325.png",20140710055640,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2325.png,image/png,BJFYXNUVJH6YS3R76CHBAJIQOCU7DXTS,2314,comic2-2325.png,"alternate ending: ""omg, it's the lol of our time"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3246.png",20180321223928,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3246.png,image/png,DJNHK42HCO6W7PQHPU4NLIA54PO3ZJWJ,3241,comic2-3246.png,"KALE TRUSTED BANANA AND THIS IS HOW BANANA TREATS KALE??  no wonder they go together so poorly in this dish, which is what i can only assume at one point was supposed to be a salad"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1852.png",20140711163136,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1852.png,image/png,DNXWZML7MLDB6DL3QL56R4ADG2ELQ4BC,1841;3077,comic2-1852.png,"later still: wait, HOW DID UTAHRAPTOR KNOW??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2859.png",20150713122031,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2859.png,image/png,FVMSI4X7DF3B5RH6SKVDWXDJS34ZYMDL,2850,comic2-2859.png,"ONLY ACCEPT THIS AWARD IF YOU HAVE READ THE ENTIRE COMIC!!  IF YOU JUST SKIPPED TO THE LAST PANEL YOU ARE MERELY POSING AS A ""READING THIS ONE PARTICULAR COMIC"" EXPERT, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE PRESTIGE IT BRINGS, AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2752.png",20141204021441,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2752.png,image/png,LVHAPZ3HAGD46NZZKAGLGHEDG3HG36I6,2742,comic2-2752.png,"Police Constable Moriarty appeared and stared at Super Crime Moriarty in shock.  ""Dear lord,"" he breathed, ""my butt looks amazing in those pants!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2654.png",20140708221227,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2654.png,image/png,TGRPZYNVXSCYGHLD3I42LXYDBLIVPK6L,2644,comic2-2654.png,11) an alive human tongue
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-408.png",20140715180848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-408.png,image/png,TVF2YXRSXA3L7UOI3X4D4GKXDWBW6AOH,394,comic2-408.png,"this comic could probably be used to entice people to subscribe to an adult website, if you were CRAZY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2395.png",20140709232001,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2395.png,image/png,WVEFF4L6A5GHR77DF2L5CUOD2HT73OED,2384,comic2-2395.png,problem?  or.... feature??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2225.png",20140710121503,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2225.png,image/png,YKRUQF4JOMJSMMUMYCRYJSCRKMQB2D2S,2213,comic2-2225.png,it happens to me randomly / though when i force it you can see / it gets bad pretty quickly / and that's why rhyming is... difficult
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1893.png",20140711142428,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1893.png,image/png,YXMZFXSR7XT7ZENX2DH6MZXJLWJABJXE,1882,comic2-1893.png,SHE SOLVES THE MYSTERY THANKS TO HER SPUNK AND ADORABLE MISPRONUNCIATIONS AND IT'S / IT'S SO GREAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2612.png",20140709015651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2612.png,image/png,3OT2WMQFQEAGECLFRRHJF5YOVJAYJ3LM,2601,comic2-2612.png,that picture in the last panel comes from t-rex's post tagged #handsome men #forgot my clothes haha oops #seriously how can i make it so my parents can't see this tho
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1086.png",20140713212201,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1086.png,image/png,4NIH4PYBVOWV2AF35NEUEDIDDUPZOE4C,1058,comic2-1086.png,dino babies: the babies with the toddler-sized appetite... for adventure! 
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2694.png",20141003033951,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2694.png,image/png,5XPUFSSBJQJ3KZYXILNWO4DHEBCD4322,2684,comic2-2694.png,"WHY DO WE SAY ""NEAR MISS"" WHEN THEY'RE REALLY A ""NEAR HIT"": because there are many types of misses.  you can miss something by a little (""a near miss"") or by a lot (""a far miss"").  if you DON'T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one.  in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a ""near miss"" of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn't hit the mark, it may have still been damaged by the explosion."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-491.png",20140715160518,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-491.png,image/png,63VDPYQBFNUJN3U5USYWM2FFXS26AII6,449,comic2-491.png,"they should probably get married, right away!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1069.png",20140714002056,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1069.png,image/png,ALU3AAFSZACMVMW673WQXJCMSHHWMQ24,1042,comic2-1069.png,"come on, you would so play 'king's quest horse'! none can resist the promise of adventure games, and also, horse."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1986.png",20110607033816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1986.png,image/png,FUKUITD746G575J3LGGBULMOHX3FFDY3,1975,comic2-1986.png,the letter n: rationed in ancient greece?  logic say no but the word 'imitatio' says yes
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2626.png",20140709012806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2626.png,image/png,GRTCA76RCR2A2IZEAPZKZSVEARAOLAKB,2615,comic2-2626.png,"wait, there's a maze at the exit??  THERE'S A MAZE??  THAT'S AMAZING, I'D HEARD THE FRIEND ZONE WAS HARD TO GET OUT OF BUT I NEVER DREAMED IT'D BE FOR SUCH AN AWESOME REASON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1851.png",20140711164736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1851.png,image/png,JRRZVRQUUTNBHD6KHEA6FJK3KPJ6NRA5,1840,comic2-1851.png,"i play it so safe that i never even assume someone is female!  like many, i play it cool till someone stone cold drops a pronoun"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1307.png",20140713051847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1307.png,image/png,K5XBRWURDAO2YSENPIGDI2CEH6MJQRML,1280,comic2-1307.png,"a guy who acts like a big weiner, or a guy who literally is a giant weiner? whichever is more hilarious; it is probably the latter"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-betweenspace2.png",20140717200510,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-betweenspace2.png,image/png,MN5555ZYIG2CU2VIXV5IPB7I7BNPSA2Z,191,comic2-betweenspace2.png,i submit to you that nobody would want to live in a world with such a language!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2190.png",20140710141425,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2190.png,image/png,MXYJ62HLVQJXYGKFZHCP3WFUMSLJXYSM,2178,comic2-2190.png,yes i am quite good at understanding english
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3147.png",20170607205703,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3147.png,image/png,NMCJQY5YG6URGIELVSOUQ3DJY647Y4GP,3142,comic2-3147.png,"SOUTHERN USA: you want me to call all pops ""cokes"" regardless of flavour?  well you might as well drag some wrought iron, granite, and carving drills up here and start a graveyard because I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2066.png",20140710235632,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2066.png,image/png,PWEDRUCG2KARJT5EQXMNBUW4L2X4WDG7,2055,comic2-2066.png,"step 1: image of nessie above the slogan ""KEEPIN' IT REAL"", step 2: cryptozoologists pay me the big bucks, step 3: cryptozoologists read this comic and say 'wait a minute what the hell' literally out loud"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1511.png",20140712162902,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1511.png,image/png,REWI7HJ7JJZA6TO7C6XJFWFAFXU5IWFT,1490,comic2-1511.png,the reason the responses are being read out loud is because t-rex is not one to build an email bot and forget the sbaitso circuits in his design
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1495.png",20140712180055,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1495.png,image/png,YM3SORULDNK7PI26OGXOUIOGMVQOF4A6,1467,comic2-1495.png,"one such species that does this is ""pseudobiceros hancockanus"", and don't worry, you will be easily forgiven for thinking its name is totally made up"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2155.png",20140710173300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2155.png,image/png,ZD3BB45TSDU47OEIOU4URKHWX6E56VDU,2143,comic2-2155.png,THE ROCK IT TO THE BANG BANG BOOGIE SAY UP JUMPED THE BOOGIE TO THE RHYTHM OF THE BOOGIE THE BEAT HOW DOES THAT TASTE CAMUS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2462.png",20140708194202,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2462.png,image/png,4AN3JSBYRPOJJX6WGICP72QZCYKVL7D3,2451,comic2-2462.png,"Steve Multiplication hated how long it took to add things up manually.  ""If only there were a quick way to calculate how many I would have if I had a group of, say, seven things, and then that group tripled!"" he said.  He stared in frustration at in his living room table, upon which he'd placed several clocks all set to different time zones.  It was his ""times table"", and Steve Multiplication was now only seconds away from a moment of insight that would change the world, and which still bears his name today."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2238.png",20140710110442,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2238.png,image/png,55S5TWFTFB55UCUC2E2WN4SHSFWGPHN3,2226,comic2-2238.png,"Droseidon's first album is The Droseidon Adventure, then Beyond The Droseidon Adventure, then Droseidon 2006"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-973.png",20140714080516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-973.png,image/png,6V4HYOHWEUMT4V4MM5IGOQDML4RGWCFG,941,comic2-973.png,"some days you intend to make a game boy age-of-consent joke, and some days the game boy age-of-consent jokes just show up!  TODAY IS ONE THE LATTER FOR GOOD OL' T-REX"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1297.png",20140713061121,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1297.png,image/png,7HHLX7CI6DWE72LF5PDZD2UVTJZ5CKJG,1270,comic2-1297.png,it's a borrowed tv set?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1355.png",20140713025503,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1355.png,image/png,DUNOVKS2CDI2HSVC6CYCX5FMWRFODXYI,1328,comic2-1355.png,"guest comic by randall munroe! let me tell you about randall. you ask randall for a guest comic and he gives you infinity of them! and then you say, wow now can i have puppies? and he only gives you one. and then it grows up and bites you. and then he says ""no touchbacks""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2086.png",20140710225424,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2086.png,image/png,GEYHO4GSLRW47FFPJALWUXAWTS4XSSMW,2075,comic2-2086.png,yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-652.png",20140715061300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-652.png,image/png,KPHP7XLTF3GIOKCDINBYMKZCIUWKE4BF,612,comic2-652.png,ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF I HAVE DEVELOPED THE SKILLS NECESSARY FOR THE LEVEL WITH THE ALIENS IN 'TAPPER'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-980.png",20140714071450,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-980.png,image/png,KQIF6W6WBB44D45YIY4WYZYIXBVUCPGK,948,comic2-980.png,historians: do you make up alternate histories ALL THE TIME?  i think if i was a historian i would make up alternate histories ALL THE TIME.  they would be hella informed.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-960.png",20140714095950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-960.png,image/png,M5HSVLBUCMC2GN5DQEI6BZCIZ4XVGOIG,928,comic2-960.png,"SECRET'S OUT, SARAH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1366.png",20140713020051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1366.png,image/png,OU36SFLD63B2DPH736XGIPPEUIN5A2M4,1339,comic2-1366.png,it is probably the hardest to defend against.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-143.png",20140717212449,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-143.png,image/png,PHBKG7K2T3MHO62IUQJIF3PZC4DN4OLF,129,comic2-143.png,if something happens on july 30th 2215 they're gonna find this comic and it will BLOW THEIR MINDS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1876.png",20101221133833,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1876.png,image/png,SOTGWON2FSXXKO6BNDCJLI4FDSJON2FC,1865,comic2-1876.png,fantasy IS the headiest of the realms
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2566.png",20140709094516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2566.png,image/png,TBVEKEXH4K5CX23CM5GIQT5Y5DSC7JF7,2555,comic2-2566.png,"i mean, we ARE pretty good pals so when it comes to my end words such a thing is to be expected"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-846.png",20140714172652,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-846.png,image/png,TOLTPHC33CPEN642WKPNV5B753W5K5Q4,815,comic2-846.png,you know how sometimes you have an idea for a pun and you just run with it against everyone else's  good advice?  THIS IS ONE SUCH A TIME MY PRETTIES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1635.png",20140712061526,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1635.png,image/png,UWZEMLSRHOCDYVTXTU5FXE6K2FTWUXPM,1613,comic2-1635.png,"happy, alternate reading: we're not looking at a photo of t-rex in panel six and listening to future generations talk about it!  rather, ""MANY GENERATIONS LATER"" is the name of the club everyone's hanging out at in the present, and t-rex is super excited to see this photograph of some sepia-toned old-timey dude that everyone's crowded around off-panel.  both interpretations are valid and exist in a state of QUANTUM-CONTINUITY CANON FLUX"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2248.png",20140710104153,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2248.png,image/png,W6QSFHUS7JITTTZJCQIR5E7AETZDOOA4,2236,comic2-2248.png,"No one would have believed in the first years of the twenty-first century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by mangas; that as we busied ourselves about our various concerns we were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a scientist with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2841.png",20150603181406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2841.png,image/png,YEQBX7CRBQP5TGG6RC4AHKI2ALCJU7ZW,2831,comic2-2841.png,"and I hope to one day feel it pass over my tongue and lips on its way through my mouth.  the sentence, i mean.  and OBVIOUSLY also a fried chicken part"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2096.png",20140710220034,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2096.png,image/png,5A2PP4FK7REAQ5522X55WDMUUL3APFBF,2085,comic2-2096.png,based on a true story in which i tried to tell a joke and got all confused; it's harder without dinosaurs
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2388.png",20140709234109,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2388.png,image/png,66G55KN6MHXLLTAY5P7N6LDB6Q72IQRZ,2377,comic2-2388.png,"""NOT A PROBLEM!!"" he said, boldly strolling right out the front door of the doctor's office, never to return"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1154.png",20140713164527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1154.png,image/png,6J7LRF3SX3IDNL3K4HLMJO4UOXLRMHYD,1127,comic2-1154.png,"i love how exasperated the movie title guy sounds with all these titles. he's all, ""Close Encounters of the Third Friggin' Kind?! What's NEXT?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1331.png",20140713035913,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1331.png,image/png,A44YNWPQIKTLK6ZPSOZKYHVSKOQT2FRO,1304,comic2-1331.png,what if someone did it for comics OH GOD
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2134.png",20140710192611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2134.png,image/png,A6QDUJT6ODBIMZ2GBJSILVTXWLTXDLTT,2122,comic2-2134.png,"it's supposed to be a SECRET friend level, HELLO"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1000.png",20140714054404,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1000.png,image/png,BHPQSMX7JXHM6WEK5K7LTRMZXDWRQHIW,968,comic2-1000.png,"oh, p.s. - tip number four: high fives!  all men love high fives!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2941.png",20160204004521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2941.png,image/png,CHMPGG6MEKRP53FUQ2XMELXI4QPAS6W4,2935,comic2-2941.png,"the real challenge of writing is to create a sad vampire story that satisfactorily addresses the reader's complaints of ""how can he be so sad when he's LITERALLY A VAMPIRE"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1315.png",20140713042715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1315.png,image/png,CVTLD3GKEZJUZGAND3P7R7UU7JMMN6TP,1288,comic2-1315.png,it's been puzzling me of late
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2179.png",20140710151008,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2179.png,image/png,ERMZAQOOSOCK5WVNLXPVGO24XSHWMPPO,2167,comic2-2179.png,"on one hand i think you could build momentum-increasing trampolines pretty easily, but on the other hand i also think they could kill you pretty easily, but on my vestigial third hand i also think it would be a pretty fun way to go"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-920.png",20140714121236,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-920.png,image/png,F5UVWAMZSXFUP4TW63EEGGTYG7DXRCN4,889,comic2-920.png,"as a reptile, t-rex is confused, yet, intrigued"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2818.png",20150411023048,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2818.png,image/png,FXOC3NWMBBLTUTBGVGNTDWRICZS5M7NR,2808,comic2-2818.png,"SECRET HAPPY ENDING: actually she just went forward in time and faked her own death so that she could live in the future without people saying ""oh hey aren't you stevella from the past?"", THE END"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-993.png",20140714063439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-993.png,image/png,IQNNM3AWIQO6TSQZSJM43EAAXUP7ZNSZ,961,comic2-993.png,guys that line ALWAYS WORKS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-62.png",20140717225232,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-62.png,image/png,LWCTBUOGEIQO6TBIN5AM377TOYR2QDCQ,52,comic2-62.png,thank you and good night
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-890.png",20140714143814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-890.png,image/png,S3JBI52Q5FK322DQCQNDOA6QD7OLUX7D,859,comic2-890.png,"mulvey LATER wrote that the paper in which she talked about the male gaze was meant as more 'provocation' than 'well-reasoned argument'.  sweet!  this is a great way to silence critics.  it is the 'hah - you fell for it suckers!' school of debate.  the only allowable response is 'oh man, you got me!  you got me!!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1419.png",20140712215701,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1419.png,image/png,SWKXFHYKX7CZX72B4CKPCGLB5N2NB6SL,1392,comic2-1419.png,"let's do ""chest"" next, okay? ""man, that dude chested me with a punch!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1464.png",20140712195449,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1464.png,image/png,UHLGCWJGZF5E46CBFPT4RUEKT2ZPZ7NR,1437,comic2-1464.png,"i'm really happy with idea of responding to ""that's like doing x"" with ""only analogously!"" it is what i will be doing from now on, just a heads up"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1089.png",20140713211948,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1089.png,image/png,VR3E4ABBMX4LAT2XHCWLBPJWXF3XB2HP,1061,comic2-1089.png,We'll have an empty chair there for anyone who dies! It'll be nice.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2698.png",20141003012849,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2698.png,image/png,W2OMMA3IZE2VKGIJ7C5OR6XC3EUPX25T,2688,comic2-2698.png,"see, if you ignored all the earlier harbingers of chaos, then the thing is i'm kinda the last warning you get"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-367.png",20140715182950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-367.png,image/png,WR5ZTU4TSDKDU5YDIJHARCEDXP5FOKOF,327,comic2-367.png,haha OUCH for homecare!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2045.png",20130128013111,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2045.png,image/png,Y4IPUWSPP6JCTXI5EU2ZMUZNKHPMU5NY,2034,comic2-2045.png,"that's right sucky jerk, i said it!  try to act surprised when the information reaches you 50 billion years from now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2195.png",20140710134013,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2195.png,image/png,YXEXAWWKZJMPHBQB5NWSIQAEIDEP5HH2,2183,comic2-2195.png,tell me again about your theory that we won't be pals forever
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-371.png",20140715182830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-371.png,image/png,345OQLSPQ6NJPZ2KY3ZY7MVUYKLE2O6B,331,comic2-371.png,"alternate punchline:

		god: HEY MAN WHERE'S MY TEMPLE
		t-rex: I told you!  Nowhere!
		god: SUCKS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1999.png",20140711060520,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1999.png,image/png,5MNLK5MUBPMCPPSEP2IGCYV3RHSM67X5,1988,comic2-1999.png,another productive day!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-439.png",20140715180600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-439.png,image/png,7HN4GVQHAWBB4IIAPY3SB746OHLTVNLR,403,comic2-439.png,"guys like t-rex, they had it made"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3033.png",20160908004947,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3033.png,image/png,7WUKRVECC7BLATL3OJLWEBROVCON6B7C,3027,comic2-3033.png,"colour's perfect, though"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1473.png",20140712184636,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1473.png,image/png,B3JJHPJNF26NJZI4BOEXTHCFLF5VZQK5,1446,comic2-1473.png,I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO TELL YOU THIS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-757.png",20140715004129,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-757.png,image/png,ECLXZ5QDCQLKYX4CVY2XB3V4W6XMD63B,726,comic2-757.png,t-rex hasn't seen anything like that in a whole month of sundays
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-915.png",20140714121617,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-915.png,image/png,FLBBCCDNBYKPBXMYFPD2PHB2WUGUOJHA,884,comic2-915.png,"those of you hoping for a greater exploration of 'let's get remarkably frisky' are advised to get remarkably frisky and, i don't know, take notes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2440.png",20140709180508,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2440.png,image/png,FWO6DXG5OG24JDNY7PQJGI2WDPH7BTYB,2428,comic2-2440.png,"let's talk about the matriarchy and the patriarchy, the gynecrats and the bonerocracy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-238.png",20140717195631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-238.png,image/png,GVHOS2DGP2ZX5NFSCRZGUUPFNIXY7OEW,210,comic2-238.png,awww
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-49-3.png",20140717225737,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-49-3.png,image/png,HRLVZDU3CHLMCZU6U6VFY6MRU6VN2KG6,39,comic2-49-3.png,"i'd be pissed if somebody did that to me (the toothpaste thing, i mean)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3252.png",20180207195634,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3252.png,image/png,JCJKR2W5VHOX2CPANV7DBVEXKDSVWVZW,3247,comic2-3252.png,"later, after even more research: oh wait nevermind hah hah this is pretty cool"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1644.png",20140712053642,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1644.png,image/png,ONQ2BOTNPMDKI3BQWHBCZIAVMZNYAINV,1623,comic2-1644.png,Don't freak out on me!  Freak out on Nick Bostrom; I basically stole this all from him.  Luckily I'm pretty sure I was programmed to do so by the simulation so I figure: we're cool
"com,qwantz)/comics/lore-dinosaurguest.png",20140711180952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/lore-dinosaurguest.png,image/png,P6JW4C3VTZQFG4NX7B2TWCUJETFL4LOT,1799,lore-dinosaurguest.png,NEW SUPER-CANON
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1993.png",20110615173114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1993.png,image/png,PI7OF2F24IBJK3RBTQURGG5BZWFDB433,1982,comic2-1993.png,"remember that in dinosaur comics land, justin bieber is a SENTIENT DINOSAUR that lived millions of years ago.  think about that before you say ""oh, no, i don't like THAT sort of musician"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-63.png",20140717225210,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-63.png,image/png,PUME4UR7R4E5WFBA3HHJ5PUBU6U6AV2P,53,comic2-63.png,to people who know me in real life: NO IT IS NOT YOU
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-733.png",20140715014322,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-733.png,image/png,QVCDRM27T7MQ7VLUHK74CACFWKEHFVLR,702,comic2-733.png,"if you are a dude who thinks puberty actually is a nightmare, then sorry for reminding you :("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2696.png",20141003012927,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2696.png,image/png,V5ZYPS7EV6CJAJ7C3QU5RW3Z2IEQLIPN,2686,comic2-2696.png,utahraptor didn't even mention the part where he meets The Headbandit
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-545.png",20140715125522,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-545.png,image/png,XBENTQ7EWL7F74G4FKFGHSWNXAG3RFBV,503,comic2-545.png,"The good news is that this idea requires the ability to see the future, so I'm not too concerned about it actually taking place.  CLOSE CALL THERE RYAN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest4/dino5.png",20140715182348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest4/dino5.png,image/png,4UIBEEYIXUSCCW4GIBZVJBMBT6DDVQ5P,345,dino5.png,"see, it's ironic both because he destroyed the treasure markers and because the trees would have been chopped down to build the cabins"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1091.png",20140713201736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1091.png,image/png,B4VYXT5V62BPZIKFH33HI2VCFCOD6J5Q,1063,comic2-1091.png,"someone needs to come up with a better 'default comeback' for when they have nothing to say, T-REX."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2208.png",20140710131332,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2208.png,image/png,DLLGJ2EV56KASBU6BHUAEWLXVSTLRLFC,2196,comic2-2208.png,oh!  and also the guns to put the bullets in and soon the lazer guns to put the lazers in.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2962.png",20160413001523,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2962.png,image/png,DP2H3USI2R2XMAZVRG3DUSFW7GZH6TZP,2956,comic2-2962.png,"this comic is dedicated to Emily Horne of A Softer World Dot Com, who said ""breakfast Gettysburg address"" when I said ""what should I write a comic about?"".  Emily, know this: the world will little note, nor long remember what we have created here, but it will never forget a megatasty breakfast sammie."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-354.png",20140715183224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-354.png,image/png,DWG6XARWJISVQIADT3CNX7PCHI5CVPUZ,319,comic2-354.png,"upon consideration, this is like me saying 'we walk around fully clothed!  observe!' and then walking around fully clothed, which is cool since i do that anyway"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1385.png",20140713000217,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1385.png,image/png,ETEIOH74MRHPZUDJIJHUOUM7WF4TDZUU,1358,comic2-1385.png,the wife fell in love with him because of the way he'd always answer yes or no questions in complete and unambigous sentences
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1032.png",20140714031853,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1032.png,image/png,FO4KTKRKZ47PDO4I34M455BEHROOSMOJ,1005,comic2-1032.png,"guys i know that descartes originally wrote 'je pense, donc je suis' in french and not in latin but the latin quote is the famous one so t-rex is being an UNRELIABLE NARRATOR here.  also, hey, it's the 17th century, let's translate french into latin for no good reason huh??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1871.png",20140711145850,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1871.png,image/png,HZNW5Q26DAMN3RT2POASD73SCXTNNJYY,1860,comic2-1871.png,SOME are unmitigated disasters
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1433.png",20140712213227,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1433.png,image/png,MA4W7555N6O5OGWI5TQQL5SM5UMIVSKA,1406,comic2-1433.png,utahraptor since when are you so WACKY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-809.png",20140714205725,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-809.png,image/png,NTMRJH453KDMMX5PW4ULQZMNTJQDNLPO,778,comic2-809.png,"who among us has not seen a giant floating-city cruise ship and not wanted to, you know, just TAKE it?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1309.png",20140713050152,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1309.png,image/png,O3GCC5L7O5VNBKSFLGEFILTGNL6CENTH,1282,comic2-1309.png,close the door! somebody's analogously eating in here!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2039.png",20140708204205,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2039.png,image/png,OWO6ZYGZEPZWZCFMROQXISDGFTPMO4H4,2028,comic2-2039.png,"hah hah, t-rex, looks like your idea was if we could fire lightning out of our eyes then we would always be able to see what we were looking at, ASSUMING it was really conductive outside"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2645.png",20140709005427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2645.png,image/png,QINIYQQQKGWLPT7Q2F7QOHTBEDCJAM5I,2635,comic2-2645.png,Afterwards everyone all agreed that it was ANY NUMBER GREATER THAN ONE HUNDRED percent erotic.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1647.png",20140712053501,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1647.png,image/png,RI6JCQ2LMFDFHRGWG77RX6YT45RW24Y3,1625,comic2-1647.png,99% certain this question has not actually been seriously considered until now
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3296.png",20180522150856,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3296.png,image/png,SV7HBTDM335I4SUXXDVOIWGCA4JBHBGL,3291,comic2-3296.png,You are my [SIXTH] oldest friend.  Please stay in my life to maintain your position in priority sequence.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3037.png",20160909204439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3037.png,image/png,TYAVE5F53AAYQTTDPUKXZC575PAG3VCC,3031,comic2-3037.png,wait a second... it's not COOL to do comics?  WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TWO DECADES AGO BECAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE COOL... AT ANY COST
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1633.png",20140712061654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1633.png,image/png,WUM3IBSAFITKFWSPJN26OE46GGS44NHF,1611,comic2-1633.png,"panel seven shows a puzzled guy one stall over, trying to put that last line of dialogue into some sort of context"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/trexmilkshake.jpg",20140715132351,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/trexmilkshake.jpg,image/jpeg,YA2VN4VTID4FIRZXYMQ7JVXCOKH7GCDG,485,trexmilkshake.jpg,WHAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1915.png",20140711133645,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1915.png,image/png,ZOUXO72WMNB6ZJWFLYBWAOZPF3S7QYLI,1904,comic2-1915.png,"there's ghost crimes, and then there's illegal ghost crimes, and it would behove you to remember the difference"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-649.png",20140715061453,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-649.png,image/png,25CPP5XCWFTP7H2UJOXEEYXSYAYUB52S,609,comic2-649.png,"that's because some mornings i have to wake up surrounded by envelopes, each bearing tell-tale signs of pushing"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2800.png",20150304222737,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2800.png,image/png,4RERYKQBI4JKTISAKVM7F5SUKTYH5J62,2790,comic2-2800.png,AND A LITTLE BIT SEXY.  AND A LITTLE BIT... /DANGEROUS/
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2291.png",20140710074055,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2291.png,image/png,5XLMYH7FNPJIQCEMPGOGBUOLHBKJCVOV,2280,comic2-2291.png,"we are 100% in favour of pals, here at dinosaur comics dot pals"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3019.png",20160804002302,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3019.png,image/png,AHVIMKDIZETPY2BECAEJJSWP3POW5N4H,3013,comic2-3019.png,"green lantern was like, ""i'm not the loser green lantern you might be thinking of.  i'm the coolest one, whichever one that is."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3119.png",20170406011318,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3119.png,image/png,AWJ52WOJTAXSK3S4U7NLXYW76SQNVI4G,3114,comic2-3119.png,"also batman is a dinosaur, as he is in all his indisputably best conceptions"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2768.png",20150107211312,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2768.png,image/png,B2J6P45XICSZTT4EDDCGNVKJGF5TXQ4U,2757,comic2-2768.png,"PREDICTIONS FOR 2015: ""ultracrap"" gets added to the O.E.D., ""bojo"" gets added to the O.E.D., ""ultrabojo"" gets added to the O.E.D."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2297.png",20140710073536,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2297.png,image/png,FTNILWVSOJ3NFD26SUW6SCXY6ATAJ466,2286,comic2-2297.png,"AN EASY FIX: i recommend shouting ""I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES!!"" while looking wildly around the room"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-609.png",20140715080050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-609.png,image/png,GYXKH2KS6JHCYM3VO2NEUDOEUCVKU7I2,570,comic2-609.png,scientific inaccuracies in this comic: dinosaurs did not have nipples.  that's it!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2386.png",20140709234322,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2386.png,image/png,HAK4OPECH2D6INEIJQRFFKKSQZE5NBQW,2375,comic2-2386.png,"Annie's best friend is June ""the Whopper"" King: spunky, intense, and just as inventive as June.  In three weeks, they're going to have a falling out that will shape both their lives forever.  But that's in the future: right now, Annie's on her way over to June's house to talk about her Poppo/Jimmy problems.  Her dad answers the door.  ""She's in her room,"" he says, and turns.  ""JUNE!  ANNIE'S HERE!"" he shouts upstairs.  ""ANNIE!"" June shouts down in reply.  ""WELCOME TO THE HOME OF THE WHOPPER!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2021.png",20140711041406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2021.png,image/png,HCF3H6WTJEQCXSWKB4I3YEH3S23K3UJI,2010,comic2-2021.png,i was going to change this to be blogger jokes instead of webcartoonist jokes but suddenly they seemed MEAN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-585.png",20140715103707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-585.png,image/png,HZRYUJX3Z7H36UUAHKOG5XNDYCRNKH5R,546,comic2-585.png,"Did you see the Buffy episode where everyone in town got magical powers, but then couldn't control their magical powers?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-831.png",20140714180812,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-831.png,image/png,KW7WMLSPAPYBHOQIZG45UIVQPEPEUPO2,800,comic2-831.png,"THINGS THAT MAY COST YOU A LIFETIME OF FRIENDSHIP: rampant murderism, incurable stealie-o-holicism, terminal punchiness"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2132.png",20140710194311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2132.png,image/png,NTAG3KU4H5VAEGUWOXQ7HXWDRTATXPYJ,2120,comic2-2132.png,"that's right, the final sentence is ""LISTEN.  YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND SUPER SUPER AWESOME."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2494.png",20140709144230,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2494.png,image/png,OTZ255PBAIRJ2DCHDCMGAN4PEILIGODQ,2484,comic2-2494.png,"The song replaces all national anthems and is played during funerals, weddings, porn movies and birthday parties alike.  It's a pretty great song, you guys."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2197.png",20140710133815,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2197.png,image/png,OWEGI454SS2CYZYLZRHMJXOB4OGFUTIZ,2185,comic2-2197.png,"this comic goes out to all the peterellas in the audience, i now - i now know your pain when spell check doesn't have ""peterella"" in it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1792.png",20140711190700,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1792.png,image/png,OX6MF7OF2GP6OQRKHUP3ADSWVB34XUU3,1778,comic2-1792.png,"utahraptor's already several paces away, talking over his shoulder"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1023.png",20140714041304,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1023.png,image/png,WKVTMR2LTJQQHVJ5RV3APZGZ2DNNWRZE,991,comic2-1023.png,i would have titled this comic ''a story of the saurian condition'' but then humans would have been excluded and nobody talks about the ''saurian condition'' anyway.  ENGLISH IS A HOMO SAPIENS-ONLY CLUB
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1835.png",20140711171615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1835.png,image/png,XB6V5MEAMQHW5YINI7DI6LYYWIME35NO,1824,comic2-1835.png,"the boat describes a perfect arc into the sky.  its hull blocks your view of the sun as it peaks and seems to hover for a second, dazzlingly, impossibly, until it descends, faster and faster, its anchor trailing behind it like a cape.  pew pew."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-774.png",20140714231251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-774.png,image/png,YMGY76IMGS2SJNYOYRTLZJ44RB3YJBC7,743,comic2-774.png,decades of advertising AND a catchy theme song
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-817.png",20140714195105,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-817.png,image/png,2DB4R2CL2DEEPOFJEBDYLZXGUFPYJCXD,786,comic2-817.png,"this comic also works if you replace 'hunger' with other emotions, like 'sexy'.  has constant sexy robbed you of all identity?  then this is the comic for you, my friend!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1449.png",20140712210633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1449.png,image/png,3IAKDHXTVJBGTDI3NO5GW64SOTEQIT5X,1422,comic2-1449.png,"after writing this comic I found quite a few places where the ""phone of the future is your hand in a phone shape"" prediction was made in various forms. apparently in the future we'll all look like hilarious crazy people who like to pretend! I FOR ONE WELCOME THIS DEVELOPMENT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2376.png",20140710001132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2376.png,image/png,3QVPDKB7Y6GIAWP6FAUFJCDAXRH7C4Z2,2365,comic2-2376.png,"IN THIS NARRATIVE EVENTS RESOLVE OR DON'T, THE END"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1779.png",20140711194542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1779.png,image/png,3XCNUD4PUA4F6UH42CPFGUTVVZWTVRTJ,1755,comic2-1779.png,UPON CLOSER INSPECTION I ALSO FEAR UNFAIR REGIONAL RELEASE DATES IN MY AREA BUT WE MUST CHOOSE OUR BATTLES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3223.png",20171207040851,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3223.png,image/png,BP6KZSAP3QCS7BEITA5XQMR6Y7JUVVSY,3218,comic2-3223.png,"if you want a picture of a sadder future, imagine me being confused by all the things i've already forgotten >:("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1185.png",20140713143810,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1185.png,image/png,D3UXQMBCFGXH7QALENBVH35B67GRNKNG,1158,comic2-1185.png,"dear diary, why do nascent machine intelligences gotta be such DICKS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2415.png",20140709213609,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2415.png,image/png,EOAYRRWOJUHZ6UET3KKWXYOJDIAM7DBO,2404,comic2-2415.png,BASED ON A TRUE STORY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1267.png",20080714144808,http://www.qwantz.com//comics/comic2-1267.png,image/png,IYTNULYILXV7FFU7WP53WX4YFACF5Q7B,1240,comic2-1267.png,"if you don't read the times new roman text as t-rex composing in his head, you end up with a post-modern comic in which author and character collaborate on composing erotica. DO NOT READ IT THIS WAY, OKAY??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-734.png",20140715014259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-734.png,image/png,JEC4HC2VMH6UGCBVT3DX5WFHNPI3VWVO,703,comic2-734.png,"blinking in the afternoon sunlight, already fabricating the first lies of morning productivity"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1416.png",20140712221359,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1416.png,image/png,K3BDFOZA5XDO7D7ECJ4MWSLLS7V7D54C,1389,comic2-1416.png,"t-rex is part of the nascent movement that believes songs like louie louie and the benny hill theme (""yakety sax"") can be used in moments of serious drama. in space."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-284.png",20140717194440,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-284.png,image/png,KW5DVBAVBJFMVHSMFJ36NARV4FQKP263,237,comic2-284.png,originally the utahraptor replied 'i wouldn't mind losing this one!' but that's not true at all
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1456.png",20140712203030,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1456.png,image/png,LHKMBIX2YTMBGHWE67JFTY3BTARPISWN,1429,comic2-1456.png,"this comic enjoys the ""well that's how it is in DINOSAUR LAND"" defense if there actually is a statute of limitation for tax fraud where you personally live! however there is none in canada and the united states so they are both a lot like dinosaur land in this one regard"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-509.png",20140715140032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-509.png,image/png,LHTCSHQAKJSQW3WXFGWYBFG27WEYG5VC,476,comic2-509.png,"oh darling, let's never talk about political correctness again"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2660.png",20140708220611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2660.png,image/png,MBBM74J6ZL2BNDGVLAPKR7JZODSOY2X4,2650,comic2-2660.png,"Officer Nofun, may I just say, sir, that you have certainly found yourself a name-appropriate line of work??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1468.png",20140712193644,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1468.png,image/png,MF6B46AITY22VDH2MHU6G4MTCUCRIBUD,1441,comic2-1468.png,if you don't think power ballads are the best sort of ballads then maybe you ought to read panel one again
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2182.png",20140710150756,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2182.png,image/png,NUNFOFG3LOVSBLQTRBY6PWU6TSZZPSVI,2170,comic2-2182.png,"""I don't know why I didn't wish for Moriarty to turn into a beautiful white dove sooner,"" muttered Sherlock.  ""He's a better pet now.""  And the adventure was just beginning..."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-589.png",20140715103501,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-589.png,image/png,O5HZ5NBWNXUJNVOXBARIOZR32SVV5WWD,550,comic2-589.png,"in case you missed it, there is a good tip on getting published in panel five."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1687.png",20140712025205,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1687.png,image/png,QT732EY5XNX3J75GDU3M6XCYWZ3R3BWA,1661,comic2-1687.png,okay okay your BIOLOGICAL parents were totally awesome.  your emotional parents were pretty rad too though!  probably!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1430.png",20140712213452,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1430.png,image/png,ROUUJ4DE2UWSBS7FR4I3X5UOLDISDRNO,1403,comic2-1430.png,"look, all i know is the wall is covered in pee. it's a METAPHOR. it's also an actual interior wall drenched in urine, and i don't know how to deal with this"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2121.png",20140710200648,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2121.png,image/png,SEVT2L3ULFSL63OJI4VQW4RQQ4GJZLZS,2110,comic2-2121.png,THE EASILY-DISTRACTED DINOSAUR COMICS PLAYERS WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE EVE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2353.png",20140710013002,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2353.png,image/png,ULXD2ZFVAYASUWF6D2EVHA3PCBZFULOE,2342,comic2-2353.png,"ATTENTION TEENS: DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS, DADS DON'T KNOW ABOUT SECRET ALT TEXT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2191.png",20140710135921,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2191.png,image/png,VETYRZZTWFHHGD4TPLGWVHJLMURVKYKU,2179,comic2-2191.png,"oh also, i have it on good authority that somebody gobbled all those cookies you made for the queen"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2652.png",20140708221419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2652.png,image/png,VZG5IACOV5F62SNYIXAKCRMZHEQJ7NU6,2642,comic2-2652.png,"IF YOU ARE A JUNIOR INTERN AT A MAJOR PUBLISHING HOUSE WITH UNMONITORED AFTER-HOURS ACCESS TO THE PRINTING PRESS, PLEASE CONTACT ME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1357.png",20090315175750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1357.png,image/png,WNBGJVGGLSPFIPSFZZDH6MVB67V5VMAA,1330,comic2-1357.png,I BLAME HIM FOR THIS PATENTLY RIDICULOUS SITUATION
"com,qwantz)/comics/smbc.gif",20140711192553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/smbc.gif,image/gif,YQ5BS756VSTHH7WNMQ7KK5IYF54ZHCFY,1774,smbc.gif,zach knows me so well on account of how we are both topless men with infinite lifespans; i sincerely recommend the experience
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1725.png",20140711234639,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1725.png,image/png,4UTCDCECPVR5CNMARTVUHQSNBCG5XUYK,1701,comic2-1725.png,"the sub-subtitle is ""WHERE ARE YOUR VAMPIRES NOW"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1244.png",20140713090926,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1244.png,image/png,4W75IRX2XXYIDAI3CNQMNMLPVVIHEACZ,1217,comic2-1244.png,baaaaaa i was gonna do it anyway because i'm a sheep with nothing left to lose baaaaaaa
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1171.png",20140713153346,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1171.png,image/png,7VWNJCGPYTUE4SCS24QKOFWLT52EHNXI,1144,comic2-1171.png,never so shocked as to forget the who/whom distinction
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2540.png",20131129141844,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2540.png,image/png,CVBI32Z5NUOKA7TPUK5GZ3VJFQ6ASXFM,2529,comic2-2540.png,TRY SELLING HUGS NOT SELLING DRUGS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3042.png",20160924231913,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3042.png,image/png,EIEUIT72UPWPYCSAX4VTFVLJFDNTJUTL,3036,comic2-3042.png,"ask me how much research i had to do for this comic IT WAS ZERO RESEARCH, I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN A SINGLE BATMAN FACT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3197.png",20170926172617,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3197.png,image/png,H7TYE25SVSTDOQ5EVK2QA2XIWGUHSVBD,3192,comic2-3197.png,"i dream of it each night, and when i wake, i weep for what might have been in that poor, hypothetical mortal universe.  also there's no parachutes which makes it even more awesome.  obviously there's no parachutes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2486.png",20140709153613,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2486.png,image/png,NXWDHX35C4TIMPBWVAE4UJXBHN4JG43D,2475,comic2-2486.png,"we thought getting them both to the same party would be a good idea.  WE WERE FOOLS, EACH AND ALL BLINDED BY HOPE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1179.png",20140713145801,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1179.png,image/png,QQRP6U6LBAOALZ5OFOPVO2O7MASKOWA6,1152,comic2-1179.png,"for those of who you don't remember america's funniest home videos, it's basically youtube, but with none of the brutally dumb comments and with way more bob saget. you know, in retrospect, we had it pretty good"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-875.png",20140714150441,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-875.png,image/png,SFTVP6DN5Q6TGWHQU3XOP6WQX73VXZII,844,comic2-875.png,"did you know that monarchs, like all butterflies, are SCIENTIFICALLY INCAPABLE OF IMAGINATION??  this forever bars them from dreamland"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1348.png",20140713030006,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1348.png,image/png,VDMEWNZFZROB7O5WUV3ZS7OXWDMDB4LV,1321,comic2-1348.png,"people in relationships: you're no better! excepting your current one, every single relationship YOU'VE ever had has been so unsuccessful it's ended in breakups too. unless you're this really successful polyamorist, in which case, well, YOU can excuse yourself from the room while the rest of us feel bad and stare at our shoes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-635.png",20140715062425,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-635.png,image/png,WHLLL74TDBUCXTF52N6SJYLTJIRYW4JW,595,comic2-635.png,"did you see the zinger dromiceiomimus got in on guys there?  oh, man, will the two sexes EVER find a common ground?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-199.png",20140717200952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-199.png,image/png,XS64GLCDDART6SKO42GJRFJY5KYUCFZV,179,comic2-199.png,wait a minute!  these aren't real photographs!
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/dcrezo1.png",20140717191928,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/dcrezo1.png,image/png,YP4WW3XQKIOQPG3KULU5DPJN66N2G4WN,286,dcrezo1.png,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3171.png",20170802220532,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3171.png,image/png,ZHRY5EWXVTTO43G3GCXTHQ3CCQ6DNTOF,3166,comic2-3171.png,"what does L.E.A.R. stand for?  ah, that's a story for another time (i'm just kidding, it's a story for right now, it stands for ""Logically Evil Automatic Robotman"")"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-830.png",20140714182351,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-830.png,image/png,4AE53PESHYIBG5OJBIPVJTNMLMFWYELX,799,comic2-830.png,it is the best salute t-rex can muster under very difficult physiological circumstances okay
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/wiguqwantz.gif",20140717192654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/wiguqwantz.gif,image/gif,4KW6QB2RJAI5J3SY455CFKXE63KGN6IU,277,wiguqwantz.gif,now every comic will be a personal tragedy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1531.png",20140712154429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1531.png,image/png,5JGILDQJWBCGPYLIFRYZWUQSJSCHOCXJ,1510,comic2-1531.png,"it's an old idea, Theophrastus wrote just such a book in 319 BC and included such wacky types as ""The Garrulous Man"", ""The Man without Moral Feeling"" and ""The Basely Covetous Man""!  PRO TIP: any of these names would work easily as the title of a kick-ass action movie"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2618.png",20140709013603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2618.png,image/png,64WCR5OO4DUUM67GDH2WT2DAPVVEOLMS,2607,comic2-2618.png,"and yea, you shall know the fathers by the quality of their jokes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-660.png",20140715052240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-660.png,image/png,AMZVRIROS52J7A5OPB3GYHKTXBTRIPOQ,620,comic2-660.png,"that's right, i wrote 'to to lie to them' and i believe it to be grammatical"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2776.png",20150206014556,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2776.png,image/png,ATOQLJAQ4O65ZNWKKC7W5PDKKMZA36NL,2766,comic2-2776.png,"I just hope those space pics were worth it, NERDS!!  Oh, they were?  Can I see them?  They look really neat.  Oh cool, is that what a quasar looks like?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1349.png",20140713025922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1349.png,image/png,DAFMCW26USVGACXZEXDTMHDP6CGWZO3W,1322,comic2-1349.png,BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO BE TAILS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3050.png",20161103033942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3050.png,image/png,GAPUWX5QCAMOK53Z2ZNZCMPULKBRZBXA,3044,comic2-3050.png,"you - you DO have a time machine, right??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-619.gif",20140712163017,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-619.gif,image/gif,JJGSYAMXY7GD2EP6GNOQUGZSW25YYWD2,1486,comic2-619.gif,"oh andrew, how can you send me amazing comics like this and expect me NOT to camp outside your house"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1568.png",20140712124412,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1568.png,image/png,MBKXV5ZWIKYIOZ7FOK4BHUDHM66GPAHK,1547,comic2-1568.png,dromiceiomimus: a classy dame in my inertial reference frame
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-816.png",20140714200700,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-816.png,image/png,QGRUQR6OCR4VFUWPFRYOQQRTRZVAC2AE,785,comic2-816.png,"ROCCO AND CHOCO, THE TWINS!  WHO!  PUNCH!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-519.png",20140715140237,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-519.png,image/png,R2NFO755VJ2YI73KSKJ5AHCOLWOZUNYX,473,comic2-519.png,s-sometimes?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-262.png",20140717195108,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-262.png,image/png,RISZMGRNMXZQGB6I7W6G5WKBPQABKOLE,223,comic2-262.png,is it classy to give a painting of yourself as a gift?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1710.png",20140712004338,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1710.png,image/png,SB262YK5ZZVXDPAMQ4QMMYVXIHX7ZCUF,1687,comic2-1710.png,"i wrote this whole comic before looking up ""surge"" online and finding out that coke actually DID sell a soft drink called ""surge"" in mid 90s, although they originally marketed it as ""urge"", which i find SO ADORABLE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2078.png",20140710233127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2078.png,image/png,T4WD526UZ2FST2ZQUBRPGDPZVECKWQA4,2067,comic2-2078.png,we cut up thousands of fish and pressed their remains into squares and we will sell you that here at burger king
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2137.png",20120202161605,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2137.png,image/png,T7IPCPQXOQP77U6L7L7IYSP57T5NXBW3,2125,comic2-2137.png,"""Sherlock Holmes vs Sherlock Holmes"" is the story of Sherlock Holmes reading a Sherlock Holmes book, with him making comments about how he'd solve the case at the same time book Sherlock solves the case.  Sequels just add on another layer of Sherlock.  DID YOU KNOW: you can make as many sequels as you desire??  DID YOU FURTHER KNOW: i really like this idea and that's going to be tomorrow's comic.  FORESHADOWING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2949.png",20160308143016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2949.png,image/png,TC3B5CSHXA4UMBFX5UXRFLDDDBWLZVFP,2943,comic2-2949.png,based on a true story / recurring diet fantasy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-41-5.png",20140717231235,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-41-5.png,image/png,USPRFXL6XFQ452L7FUY7ZKPLPUKZNW6X,32,comic2-41-5.png,the secret is to ply her with comic books!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1925.png",20110320202332,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1925.png,image/png,ZREXFA5WZSIBITRVNAVLMPTEN3S5DSCF,1914,comic2-1925.png,"before you answer, remember that regrets are for people who didn't take days off"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2393.png",20140709233639,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2393.png,image/png,54PG6DT36XTU5ZJ4VVWDRKGZBP46HYDY,2382,comic2-2393.png,especially when he doesn't move around much and all he really does is refresh his email and see if anyone mentioned his name on twitter
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-705.png",20140715030417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-705.png,image/png,5KVUIAIDGS73MIDDXAXHEU7VO5HE2ZJT,674,comic2-705.png,"oh morris, your text is a little smaller but your challenges are just as big"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1064.png",20140714005450,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1064.png,image/png,BWUCYD53D27KTTQCHRUBWGDSHOR7QFGX,1037,comic2-1064.png,"What's that, Wikipedia? You say that in speculative fiction or counterfactual historical analysis, 'Australasia' is used to describe an alternate history Australia and New Zealand which agreed to political union at Australian federation in 1901, rather than seeking divergent British Empire Dominion status in 1901 and 1907 respectively?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1229.png",20140713110657,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1229.png,image/png,C4FRLCQBTWLG2XWRPNQTMPSFXUKUDFWL,1202,comic2-1229.png,remember when YOU were young and believed no member of the interesting sex could ever find you attractive under their own volition?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-305.png",20140717193550,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-305.png,image/png,EZRNCVYT7Z6MC4BJ77CNABEO6ACBNEW3,255,comic2-305.png,that was enough
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3242.png",20180116224007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3242.png,image/png,FH5GZXB3DMY6TK2IKTPJYEBN7KMLARIW,3237,comic2-3242.png,*falls to knees* it has been yuuuuucccccccked
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2938.png",20160204004531,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2938.png,image/png,GDLXUIAATSP2KB5J7TMFDNREEBPVT65A,2932,comic2-2938.png,"you've never feared that frosty would become generalized?  huh.  different strokes, i guess??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3281.png",20180416123957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3281.png,image/png,H3SCJ3E3HPESEAJZT57H7FW6DGIA4LAP,3276,comic2-3281.png,P.S.: Dracula was immortal so the power source was infinitely renewable and lasted forever; thank u for reading my vampire story
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-186.png",20140717201431,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-186.png,image/png,LVBXMT435U7ENBZWHLN5Y3GN4UTLQTNI,169,comic2-186.png,"i stole most of the dialogue for this comic off the messageboard! (thanks joey and justinpie and vituperator, i stole your words!)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3099.png",20170212230447,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3099.png,image/png,NAXC24CNVWLP2SIN4RVKTQA76MJPL5HP,3094,comic2-3099.png,god stealing all my great ideas for things to be AGAIN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3081.png",20170117005118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3081.png,image/png,O4MDGWEHZBJW7C4QZWZSB24HDI27W5AM,3075,comic2-3081.png,"so you see, sir, it's actually a GOOD thing that we've met six times and even though you just used it, i STILL don't remember your name"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2080.png",20140710231430,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2080.png,image/png,U4BLZBRHRA7GXLQPWJC6AT5TITAOVAAE,2069,comic2-2080.png,"kay now i'm gonna lie down for a bit, listen, it's been a busy day"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-03.png",20140717232508,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-03.png,image/png,V4HJE7D5MAQ4OGEM2D4Y62FZNVE5XN7T,2,comic2-03.png,now we're getting somewhere
"com,qwantz)/comics/hijinksensue.jpg",20140711192930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/hijinksensue.jpg,image/jpeg,YPYOAQPGQPNYHV3R7SUVG3ZIKUL45CRO,1770,hijinksensue.jpg,i love how utahraptor TOTALLY MEANS BUSINESS in this comic.  look at him.  he is ready to THROW DOWN.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1262.png",20140713083847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1262.png,image/png,YZCWMSF25MNII24TRL6OZXDU4ZJIWSCG,1235,comic2-1262.png,"pedophile jokes, here at qwantz.com! also: HELLO GOVERNMENT WATCHDOGS, THANK YOU FOR YOUR KEYWORD LOOKUPS. I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY COMIC TODAY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1310.png",20140713044555,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1310.png,image/png,25N7SZKW7LIQQWS7SXXQ5NSHXHJHQWEV,1283,comic2-1310.png,"remember the time traveller spammer who needed a dimensional warp generator, back in 2003? i - well, i hope he got his dimensional warp generator"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2245.png",20140710104407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2245.png,image/png,BOOCCYQWLFTLTDLOTFGXMVCP6CUZHKRV,2233,comic2-2245.png,"AW NO THEY GET BIGGER??  FRIG MAN, JUST WRITE DOWN THAT IT'S THE LARGE INTESTINE AND GET OUT OF THERE!!  I AM ALREADY STRIPPING OUT OF MY LAB COAT AND RUNNING AWAY, I CAN'T GO BACK, I WON'T GO BACK"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2629.png",20140709010917,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2629.png,image/png,BQET7TXHM3DRHO2USOYI5VSDHZ5GYPLT,2619,comic2-2629.png,"it's 332393.  332393 plays ""go go power rangers"" on a touchtone phone.  i discovered this when i was a kid through sheer brute force and committed it indelibly to my memory.  oh also ""o canada"" is 39912369#2.  found that one out myself too.  if i meet you at a party and you tell me your name, odds are i will have forgotten it less than sixty seconds later."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2345.png",20140710040801,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2345.png,image/png,C3VT7MSGPTBKLTYO6ERDABBAHMEGAM3L,2334,comic2-2345.png,"This belief in historical significance is constantly reaffirmed by the other linguistic reindeer of Case #4739, who have been observed shouting it out with what appears to be glee.  Extreme caution around these animals is recommended to all Agents at all times."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1488.png",20140712182114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1488.png,image/png,DMJ4PEPHPLDFWC5PEMGYIO2EWHNT35ZI,1460,comic2-1488.png,"""hurry up and puke!! i've just had a great idea for some koopa troopa fan fiction"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1585.png",20140712111431,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1585.png,image/png,FQPGPCMVVZ4GAYGBWH4MXTWCTDJ3HI4O,1564,comic2-1585.png,"wargames: referenced enough lately?  utahraptor suggests that it is, which is odd because wargames was referenced in THE VERY DINOSAUR COMICS HE STARS IN like only 4 months ago"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-468.png",20140715165110,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-468.png,image/png,LAWXRMZ7O3DNVQNMFNHU7YAYBOOS2JYG,426,comic2-468.png,it was a pretty good chapter
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2095.png",20140710220123,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2095.png,image/png,MDXTKNNFDYJKEWRFEVAO2GQZ4HQXONCC,2084,comic2-2095.png,"now, off to do your bidding!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1061.png",20140714012741,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1061.png,image/png,NUOT5TSVDKIG3BXJHRIKZSRTBE6H3S2U,1034,comic2-1061.png,"To realize that most of the science here is still being explored and revised, have that realization, then feel a LITTLE bit better?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-130.png",20140717212733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-130.png,image/png,RA7V22MXU7NZUTFWWVTNEKIYPMMGQ6AN,121,comic2-130.png,originally the bottom 3 panels were going to be blank
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3020.png",20160804002300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3020.png,image/png,RKFTTZU3RBL4PMM6BIK2WE5DJVWDAZD4,3014,comic2-3020.png,"""i don't always imagine giant boxing gloves,"" green lantern said.  ""sometimes, when i need to defend myself against punches, I imagine giant boxing PADS."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-929.png",20140714120512,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-929.png,image/png,SWDPVDQGNK44WPYQ2CK2ZM5TX5FQQCRB,899,comic2-929.png,this comic is based on a time when i accidentally almost walked over a tiny woman at the airport.  she was like three feet tall!  it was truly impossible to see her
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1170.png",20140713153415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1170.png,image/png,TLI2FQDF7R55HIX5FWBZCV76H5HVN77N,1143,comic2-1170.png,this new sweater you gave me fits a little tight / but i'm probably still gonna wear it with all my might
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1928.png",20140711125103,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1928.png,image/png,UXC23F7CDNPX4S3QBX4M2M7ZISPB34GD,1917,comic2-1928.png,"the language we use affects the thoughts we think!  or, in french: the female language we use affects the female thoughts we think!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-948.png",20140714102208,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-948.png,image/png,VJZZSZXEIZHTL7CDULV3GQMMMLAIV5SW,916,comic2-948.png,patrick self-publishes his own newsletter and sells it to friends and neighbours.  25 cents!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2274.png",20140710085529,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2274.png,image/png,Y3LHDLRWC6N5JLAUZ2S37PQBWBVQFIZQ,2262,comic2-2274.png,"that last line makes me sad, but also hopeful.  i think i'm gonna roll around in this feeling for a while.  can you show yourself out?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1642.png",20140712060945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1642.png,image/png,4BIBWLC3T4CBSMVW4MWREPRU52KLFIIJ,1620,comic2-1642.png,"which i guess means either means ""okay"" or means ""never, excepting of course if i change my mind or if circumstances change it for me."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3067.png",20161218195935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3067.png,image/png,6B4MFORQ4AYGFBNETNP7JFC3PBYM3CMG,3061,comic2-3067.png,"back once again with the mean creator, feelings damager, power to the people"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1579.png",20140712120537,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1579.png,image/png,6WAMCXZGJSGWMSYD6NHCYD35M776DXBH,1558,comic2-1579.png,"frig?  no man, it's a great word.  people use it all the time in the - distant past from which i am from?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1276.png",20140713074250,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1276.png,image/png,DBEDQQFBKRDOUISLH4XAR3CTRE53HA2B,1249,comic2-1276.png,nobody calls me captain sensible either
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1211.png",20140713113303,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1211.png,image/png,GLLDDYO2V6S3NNHMGSNKALWGWM5R6OFD,1184,comic2-1211.png,"cowboy driving his horse hard in front of a chasing lava flow, rearing it up, fully unloading his two revolvers into the molten rock"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3247.png",20180208035126,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3247.png,image/png,GZS45TVVCF2M3WUEDJ7STFZKRZSW5E6H,3242,comic2-3247.png,"I remind the reader constantly that many in this story are SECRETLY robot invaders, and then they think ""Wow, I wonder if that will pay off soon"".  It does not."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-475.png",20140715164656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-475.png,image/png,JHO3SR2QOC32A3QXF7T7VWT3DMFUFKO7,433,comic2-475.png,too bad we'll all be dead :(
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2335.png",20140710044711,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2335.png,image/png,MK7XNKHBB2RBFOP35VO4QWTUFGJKHHEK,2324,comic2-2335.png,"roxannes: apparently you dress in red lights even when it's not mandatory, i do not understand your fashion choices / lyrics.  ALSO JUDE CAN TOO BE A GIRL'S NAME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-865.png",20140714154141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-865.png,image/png,MXBW2AOM5ALPJRBQKUYJCS3H6Y7YU2JX,834,comic2-865.png,"if i were a sleazy guy i would use my 'if i were you, i'd tell my friends about me' line ALL THE TIME.  i'd have it printed on business cards!  i'd hand them out to women i just met while stealing sips of their drinks."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2598.png",20140709034348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2598.png,image/png,PMAWN625PCDMSBPHITAS6EZWC7QU7AQM,2587,comic2-2598.png,"The story actually begins in 1770, with one Richard Trevithick, engineer, being visited by a stranger swaddled in rags to obscure his face and the precise dimensions of his body.  Plans for a steam-powered ""road locomotive"" are thrust into Richard's hands.  ""But... but these are far beyond current technology,"" Richard whispers, stunned.  A voice issues from the rags, manically, too screechy to be completely human, the syllables incomplete, malformed.  Years later, all Richard will ever claim to have understood are two words, repeated over and over again.  ""Puffing devil, puffing devil, puffing devil."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-299.png",20140717193941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-299.png,image/png,QBRKDD7GY66QXICMGECRIK6E27ETYWPP,247,comic2-299.png,DURING AN INFOMERCIAL?!?
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/horseqwantz1.gif",20140710085355,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/horseqwantz1.gif,image/gif,QZVXOAHVAJCHWYKMQBFRWVFJRG3SQSVQ,2264,horseqwantz1.gif,my only question is HOW CANON IS THIS HORSE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-646.png",20140715061658,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-646.png,image/png,U7MGBJVBOLV4ZBJ5VZVS5WC6YV7IIHHX,606,comic2-646.png,t-rex is using the gender-neutral 'guys' there.  it is a construction not without controversy.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-496.png",20140715153259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-496.png,image/png,UZ6SNVVSQ2SZHDRD5YSSZZK7AOJDOO4P,452,comic2-496.png,EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: T-REX IS SAD
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1194.png",20140713131557,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1194.png,image/png,YI6AF5YBPECBHSPVPIJBDN3HQATVEFLG,1167,comic2-1194.png,"TOO STRONG, T-REX"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2664.png",20140708214651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2664.png,image/png,YLKTBAGQGTJPINMKA5CL3NSQTGROKIWV,2654,comic2-2664.png,SUPER RACISM IS NOT A GOOD THING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-730.png",20140715014547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-730.png,image/png,ZFZWWJURV6Q2DH7E5SCBN6RT7W4UAHPJ,699,comic2-730.png,"really, it's unfair that utahraptor's plan didn't work, because more wishes is a very reasonable thing to ask for.  a lot of problems could be solved with more wishes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-606.png",20140715081733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-606.png,image/png,26Z6PH3Z34C3NXSHPGDKISPWTPZEQJCZ,567,comic2-606.png,my roommate says that the 1970s was the REAL age of consent!  can you believe it?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3201.png",20171004164728,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3201.png,image/png,5WLJWGNWGZE4SKTHI5M2UC6GNQMAIE6V,3196,comic2-3201.png,ANYWAY THE ANSWER WAS 7.00000004845843935387812225750045150311873140792975168770856834698550488309023198119685390805472737694257119415852544123663389822457328906867954878879140215624239120269802520829933208821143111391720016980471426333927555484733438991119554062399861882598663019254329012119602682521954456549959675699555648878720697324397037785154604441712094452728036804666662888026387569261213832558107659077667564926386218037702534325293847565363991157894209166365656326260388791265605521323987813986683582398886429641412442331869123733940267224590739011421969986106046301636801330735887046724067904246264221253082986821387702352000150382105459492540302786938181493081502215942199876108616721467093739804847713936549413446834906994114529397327904886232607806756371835596374620419815122310401655449717218564125398228330706755425729511128132721363481281890996680200745008457481058282180889841829238887390488254657974724757868 SO YOU WERE PRETTY CLOSE ACTUALLY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2757.png",20150108150338,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2757.png,image/png,76NEBJRMTCWJMQ35NLPFHCAEY7P3BXVV,2747,comic2-2757.png,what they do is they mostly kiss on each other
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2839.png",20150603181411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2839.png,image/png,CAJRE2L22S3IXVPWAL524LGBQ4GWMHUV,2829,comic2-2839.png,"EXCUSE ME for making STAR TREK accessible to casual fans!!  Maybe if someone did the same thing for Star Wars I wouldn't spend all my time saying things like ""What economic systems would permit the Empire to build a second Death Star in only a few years when the first one took decades""?  I'M WAITING, NERDS.  I'M WAITING, NERDS WHO LIKE A NERDY THING THAT IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM THE NERDY THING I LIKE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1053.png",20140714014806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1053.png,image/png,DXQ7T2MQDZ2GUCQ2TWF56JJCBHHDZSHX,1026,comic2-1053.png,"it's all young t-rex could think to give the best girl ever, but he never showed her it, because he thought to himself, 'aw, she must get these ALL the time.'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1614.png",20140712085136,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1614.png,image/png,ELQJ3AVK6BU2B5TQ4AVXZUIXZUMCLLOK,1593,comic2-1614.png,"DID YOU KNOW: today i wrote the phrase ""one day i pooped to the moon"" yet i still do not have a pulitzer prize on my person"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1574.png",20180701083202,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1574.png,image/png,EYOJ2OQCMARBAJQS3UTK6DDAF4WJXEQC,1553,comic2-1574.png,"the tagline is, ""is it a story of a brutal murder with curtains in it, or is it a curtain catalogue... with a murderer on the loose?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3154.png",20170618192835,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3154.png,image/png,K2QVCAMMJZVTRXCXLILUB33SEARVUQ6D,3149,comic2-3154.png,i'm not a hermit!! I'M the mayor of utopia city
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1291.png",20080813105302,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1291.png,image/png,MSI4IO76XZ4F6BPGCVPAB63OR7OVE37R,1264,comic2-1291.png,"i read one theory for the cause of the great vowel shift that said there may have been a lot of influential people in england with speech impediments, and we all copied them. attention linguists! more theories like this one plz"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2397.png",20140709230245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2397.png,image/png,MWRB3KJMCGUFG5WDXBRTODDUBCR7YC72,2386,comic2-2397.png,yea and i have found my calling and it is pals
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1764.png",20140711202657,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1764.png,image/png,OLWZY2XHBMBW2OFUOH2RUT2IRDE6BSTP,1740,comic2-1764.png,"send not to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for <points to someone else> she"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2041.png",20140711015546,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2041.png,image/png,UW4PQKSJWTEGWMG7MCLCYLEY2V42OFB6,2030,comic2-2041.png,"the recipes for Damascus steel and Greek fire were never lost, but neither were they shared beyond their original discoverers, Chuggy ""G"" Damascus and Ol' Greek Firepants (true fact: history cannot prove that these were not their names)."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2474.png",20140709160209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2474.png,image/png,XJDEYUVH65JBIAO5GXWHQXM62NUMMWQA,2463,comic2-2474.png,"doubling in size is truly impossible but interdimensional teleportation is commonplace.  welcome to awesomeland, population: awesomeyou"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2084.png",20140710231106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2084.png,image/png,2RE7UHXD5QIWYQSEXMP4W4RPYZPBWF64,2073,comic2-2084.png,"casey moaned as riley moved away: it was a moan of frustration.  ""i thought tonight was sex times night?"" casey said, but riley was gone, out of the room.  a few seconds later, noise from the tv drifted up from downstairs.  with a sigh, casey reached for the smartphone at the side of the bed.  seconds later, a new twitter post was completed.  ""lol"", it read."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2252.png",20140710102315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2252.png,image/png,2WD7NJMSPNRI3N5SIU6MPT5HG7LB4K3N,2240,comic2-2252.png,"YES I KNOW one twin is not always evil, but here's another way to look at this: both twins are not ALWAYS good"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1638.png",20140712061244,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1638.png,image/png,4IFHM4S6LZUMJZJVSYTJ4T3N6TCMJKBD,1616,comic2-1638.png,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPROPOS OF NOTHING I VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2754.png",20150108160121,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2754.png,image/png,5BXQUILDNZHTCVLSQRLQXJULTADOTU44,2744,comic2-2754.png,"there's always a worse you in a suckier timeline!  unless you're the suckiest you, in which case make a few more decisions and see if you can't make even a single slightly correct decision.  tada!  now it's not you anymore!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1623.png",20140712074055,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1623.png,image/png,5T7KUDCQUEKKL5F73SVZLWHLBNVNNEMT,1601,comic2-1623.png,"the problem with gourmet poutine is that poutine is great because it's so trashy.  MAKE IT TRASHIER AND IT GETS MORE DELICIOUS, AND THE SECRET IS, IT IS ALREADY AT ULTIMATE TRASHY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-908.png",20140714123655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-908.png,image/png,6NICRVQ7M2BHSBY6WLKDQO3V6TDBT6G2,877,comic2-908.png,ATTENTION AUTHORS: please to write more books where the narrator rates the ending's satisfiability in the last sentence of each story.  are we cool
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-499.png",20140715153054,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-499.png,image/png,AYHZHLDQOOG7TIZ5JFM765WD2ACQWKZN,455,comic2-499.png,"where is my hugo award, please"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-761.png",20140715002341,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-761.png,image/png,CCLBDELMCWLHOS7NGZLPURNL2TB2FFZK,730,comic2-761.png,that's right marvel and dc! i hear your joint trademark on the word 'superhero' and i call SHENANIGANS.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1974.png",20110518233303,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1974.png,image/png,D3ZDCTKFB2PS2NESNF6ZYIPOZ2UWFPSQ,1963,comic2-1974.png,"let's play games where we all get to win without getting confused, but especially me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2237.png",20140710110507,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2237.png,image/png,E3V5NQAG3HBMWBSD5ZVUDO65LPT7ZLE6,2225,comic2-2237.png,Canada: We've Got Our Own Article On Wikipedia
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2273.png",20140710085600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2273.png,image/png,FNZHV7WJYRV3IIO3Y3QI5FVMXHQIQQ6O,2261,comic2-2273.png,"if somebody tells you that you suck, the correct response is ""yeah, EVENTUALLY!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3275.png",20180418175552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3275.png,image/png,GKGQN2OGOXDSY5J7F2JEE7FEBB4TC755,3269,comic2-3275.png,"If you're saying, hold on, I'll just build a gun that fires a smaller gun that fires a bullet to get around this, then congratulations,  you have just invented multi-stage rockets."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1030.png",20140714032019,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1030.png,image/png,HEBB6MZHPETIJBZRLVMPF5EK25IB3XHR,1003,comic2-1030.png,YOU CAN'T SELL THEM ON EBAY THAT'S FOR DARNED SURE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1649.png",20140712053303,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1649.png,image/png,KXHFHOBIX4BSH6YGUGZV2RBEEAHQVHAY,1627,comic2-1649.png,"make sure you're doing something awesome, okay?  so far you're the first human in history to EVER read dinosaur comics from this exact location in the universe.  YOU'RE OFF TO A PRETTY GOOD START, I'D SAY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2885.png",20151009065250,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2885.png,image/png,LMOV3LESGQEY5BXYH7TIDLHSZOIWMN3G,2874,comic2-2885.png,"""THIS looks like a job... for SUPER-"" (Clark Kent overhears and starts to get up from his desk, excited) ""-seding the course of least resistance we're already on and instead working for sustained positive change at a global level"" (Clark Kent sits back down again, sighs)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1175.png",20140713151610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1175.png,image/png,MIII7EW2SR2HSMTFDNMM56SVXXKENQY4,1148,comic2-1175.png,"so anyway they were trying to steal the mona lisa (the girl, not the painting)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2407.png",20140709214420,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2407.png,image/png,P4IRYYNPHFEFNYKFQHS3BXETFOXKDXG7,2396,comic2-2407.png,"i ate too many sauced wings of a chicken, now my stomach is stretched beyond what i consider to be comfortable"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-832.png",20140714175215,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-832.png,image/png,QEQ6QWLQUJIJVSHEJERPAE5C7RURLSST,801,comic2-832.png,"dude loves his breakfast, you don't even know"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1279.png",20140713070953,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1279.png,image/png,SEUOFIJF2I6T4PNMJTDO7I6C6CNIUK6R,1252,comic2-1279.png,"he says he's impressed that I could recognize him, as he was mostly shot from above with will smith's body obscuring his features"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2500.png",20140709142353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2500.png,image/png,TZYIYIFDITCDLX7CD4N5QPCM2G5XWZRV,2488,comic2-2500.png,"BASICALLY MY MIND CAN MEASURE THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOUND ARRIVING ON EACH SIDE OF MY HEAD AND FROM THAT TRIANGULATE A SOURCE POSITION, THANKS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2320.png",20140710060039,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2320.png,image/png,VBSPR5TQ6GQSWXOWWNRB7TGF2Y5RUV2D,2308,comic2-2320.png,bigg'uns
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2685.png",20141003073418,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2685.png,image/png,VYGLMRYUB5I7LYQX6BGGHB55CRF25ERC,2675,comic2-2685.png,"please don't save or print out this comic.  they're not my secret identities to share, and i don't know what i was thinking.  i was really irresponsible to even put it online."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/asofterworld.png",20140717192626,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/asofterworld.png,image/png,W5LLIQDP4LADSFOF7KCOKKP2DWVTO4IT,278,asofterworld.png,"it would be funny to do another that is the same, but then the side panel on the right breaks, and he's like, 'oh.'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1877.png",20140711143750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1877.png,image/png,4BR5NW4HKFUSHNRYL5ZEDHZUD5JA45SH,1866,comic2-1877.png,OR WAS IT??  CHECK BACK TOMORROW TO SEE IF THIS TITLE TEXT HAS BEEN UPDATED TO REVEAL WHETHER OR NOT IT REALLY WAS FROM A VIDEO GAME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-765.png",20140715002005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-765.png,image/png,BJUPUADOENDBMTCZGCI3KQZMNNDNHXO6,734,comic2-765.png,"alternate ending: t-rex actually takes it up with god, and asks what the deal is.  'i believe you said this would rule?' he asks, pointedly."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-319.png",20140717192932,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-319.png,image/png,D3V4EZPAICW4W22J7J2W3JHYODKUZBRJ,270,comic2-319.png,luuuuuuuuucy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3179.png",20170907160650,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3179.png,image/png,J4WKOHH43AA4YJERDQ6RYSPTAFNYG6YS,3174,comic2-3179.png,"YOU'RE WRITING A 200,000 WORD+ FANTASY EPIC AND COULDN'T FIND ROOM FOR EVEN ONE IN-DEPTH EXPLORATION OF ENT REPRODUCTIVE MORPHOLOGY?  COME ON.  COME THE FRIG ON."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1203.png",20140713125429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1203.png,image/png,JI5ULVFHN672TPNZFF4JMXRWNTCLGVA4,1176,comic2-1203.png,"my friend ""P"" has a bank card that suggests his middle name is ""Spanky."" Way to go, P! ALSO, YES, if you are down with P then you are also correspondingly down with me."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3332.png",20180814051525,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3332.png,image/png,L5DVJQ2YOEOY4RKHKR37NUZZNYFB4W36,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3083.png",20170104235443,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3083.png,image/png,PW64M2TETJ53NDN7HYHKVUVXLNNA4TUA,3078,comic2-3083.png,best kind of sex?  erotic sex.  no question.  no doubt in my mind.  the more erotic the better if you ask me
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-610.png",20140715075956,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-610.png,image/png,QSEFA6JJQUKPUICLL2I75MHFUJIAWVIE,571,comic2-610.png,he also has trouble remembering birthdays and the name of the guy his ex-girlfriend is seeing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2326.png",20140710055604,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2326.png,image/png,TXHCZI37P4JZTXORCUECMCIVVTIHGLP5,2315,comic2-2326.png,"WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY is that americans you are all one family and don't forget that because that is the lesson here, and also other nations prefer it when you give them rides home in your car, so thanks in advance"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1163.png",20081010115332,http://www.qwantz.com//comics/comic2-1163.png,image/png,UND6OUNY5VKUC43MNKAKMNJ6FX4RHXAO,1136,comic2-1163.png,"you know how sometimes you have an idea for a pun and you just run with it against everyone else's good advice? THIS IS ONE SUCH A TIME MY PRETTIES. this comic originally ran july 24th, 2006!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-839-2.png",20140714174706,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-839-2.png,image/png,ZDR2UF2MPEYS2KHLXJZNJBNGQHCPGLMH,808,comic2-839-2.png,"every single problem for this t-rex, up until now, has been solved through stealing a helicopter.  so what i'm saying is IT'S BEEN A GOOD RUN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2265.png",20140710091240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2265.png,image/png,2SLKQY2FCOTMIZHNXRXTTOCTY57TPBUJ,2253,comic2-2265.png,MY UNSTOPPABLE FUSION BEAMS AND CAR-CRUSHING CLAWS ARE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN YOUR OPINION OF WHAT'S IRONY AND WHAT ISN'T
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3109.png",20170303203942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3109.png,image/png,6JNC2OW3N6I3SETQE6TJCMDBRWRMFBSI,3104,comic2-3109.png,MUCH improved over hypobaton
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-115.png",20081011003256,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-115.png,image/png,7NYQ3WE7G4Z6MAIHCN4ZSWHWGYOPW5U2,108,comic2-115.png,chimerical
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2359.png",20140710012454,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2359.png,image/png,ECSV6ANZR6O7YX4UCMFHPQTTHUQ3GNAB,2348,comic2-2359.png,"babes, you can call me ""cool hair darr""...yl"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3254.png",20180321221052,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3254.png,image/png,EMJWA7I47QOQXOOKXHYU7XNERFJMH2YZ,3249,comic2-3254.png,"it could be YOU.  probably not though, because who is refueling or recharging that self-driving car?  it wouldn't work, unless the car knew to pull into automated full-serve stations that used contactless payments (a technology which already exists) to transfer funds, in which case, yes, a self-driving car could drive around a dead body almost indefinitely, and even be used to HIDE a recently murdered body by putting it in a self-driving car and sending it off to drive around the country for years.  well bye"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3080.png",20161220073946,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3080.png,image/png,FY6UXVMKMRRUYFHWKOHADEZOP47CVHF5,3074,comic2-3080.png,Cause from where I'm standing those wandering suckers are PRETTY FRIGGIN' LOST
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1876.png",20140711143850,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1876.png,image/png,K4WRLJNIEPWARFB4UC3S6AYXUQN6FU6B,1865,comic2-1876.png,fantasy IS the headiest of the realms
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2693.png",20141003044921,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2693.png,image/png,L5AMVHVGCX2OT2K6BXIUJ375S3JEHUBF,2683,comic2-2693.png,"SEXT: u were homeschooled and never got sex ed. ""i can teach u"" i say. i teach you A LOT but we never sex b/c that'd be v inappropriate now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3174.png",20170802190936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3174.png,image/png,LY3B5T7KOANEJK5SVJIAJXNYI5TH4W24,3169,comic2-3174.png,"earlier: ""wow, that guy looks a lot like einstein!  hah!  almost like einstein travelled from his time forward to our present!  hah hah!  HEY WAIT A MINUTE"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1209.png",20140713114932,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1209.png,image/png,MTPIHOKAVXYLWXSZUFMRSCFH4QNGSDDY,1182,comic2-1209.png,"originally this comic tied together the car bumper / vacuum robot thing at the end, but then i was like, man, all this just gets in the way of vacuum robot directive three."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3039.png",20160925125426,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3039.png,image/png,RKJK7GUR5ISCEYZ22RMQ6EJHBYZPFCP5,3033,comic2-3039.png,"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember the one man who built backup infrastructure for Gotham city until he had enough capital to actually build an entire backup city and then the original city was no longer required..."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2912.png",20151209213754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2912.png,image/png,RP3UZRCZMN5LORA623UZN2W4VCCRG3VS,2906,comic2-2912.png,facebook simulator would like to know who you hang out with.  facebook simulator wants to know what their relationship is to you.  facebook simulator wants to know where you'll be tomorrow night.  and did you like last night?  facebook simulator wants to know if you liked last night.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3076.png",20161209222441,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3076.png,image/png,VL2XEXYWMWITZGUI4RPPAOM4WXWD4BR6,3070,comic2-3076.png,"there is a nonzero chance someone will look up furries after reading this comic and then, FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE, have to credit me with their sexual awakening.  YOU'RE WELCOME; remember me fondly"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-987.png",20090314133238,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-987.png,image/png,WOJGGA2UQLXG2JLDVIF34VTWYM7F6ZIK,955,comic2-987.png,"holy cow you guys, 'failure is success rounded down' isn't on google.  i made up a catchy new math saying!  check THAT off the lifetime to-do list."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2482.png",20140709153941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2482.png,image/png,Y72LQ4GMLRAYHZF5KWB753FTHZM7LESO,2471,comic2-2482.png,i'm my own biggest fanfiction
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-738.png",20140715012523,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-738.png,image/png,4YGSXYLFLJZRCDMFMBTQRHA6XSE2GOF5,707,comic2-738.png,based on a true story (yesterday i was mind controlled by a smelly enemy)
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-495.png",20140715154852,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-495.png,image/png,7PICXWEMFLNWZMZH4MLTZDBA2GYZC7BS,451,comic2-495.png,CHRISTMAS MORNING: Oh boy!  Plastic bags with my name on them!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2609.png",20140709023037,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2609.png,image/png,CNEGPOFKSQ7GTQPTLWG4SNXCD5LY4H7F,2598,comic2-2609.png,IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE: FACEBOOK RUNNING ON YOUR FACE: NOW MANDATORY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2448.png",20140709172543,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2448.png,image/png,FP62QYWZOMQV54CW4GDRKU4YW55KBFSC,2437,comic2-2448.png,OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH / OOOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE WHERE BLOOD PARASITES WHO WERE GOOD DURING THEIR LIVES GET REWARDED FOR ALL ETERNITY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-380.png",20140715182608,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-380.png,image/png,GFBATNVMIRAESG54CWLDXOWDEK4UQPDI,338,comic2-380.png,mostly a blessing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2364.png",20140710012133,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2364.png,image/png,JXWRAJ2CCWUDVOPRCXHGZZQNAPNNEWCL,2353,comic2-2364.png,"i'm sorry chet.  i mean, i like you and all, but this is a PASSABLY erotic chest section at best."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-218.png",20140717200121,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-218.png,image/png,MSFAYVST74FZXGIOR6EHWD6UBPXJFZDG,200,comic2-218.png,from deep philosophical questions to jokes about funnybooks in 200 installments
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2533.png",20140709120422,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2533.png,image/png,N6B5UVU4QJGWLY7F4DNQMG2OZCH2L4RF,2522,comic2-2533.png,"i've never done it but i can only imagine giving every single one of my eye nanites their own agency would be, what's it called, a colossally bad idea??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3289.png",20180522150417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3289.png,image/png,OKTJKKVS263OLCCJ7UFOZUQ3OSJCQY6A,3284,comic2-3289.png,it's just some days i don't know where you end and i begin and i don't think that's healthy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2433.png",20140709200451,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2433.png,image/png,OMBTW4ZPJZOAJG3UMXVJPXEFTWX2TQ3U,2421,comic2-2433.png,"thankfully science funding is not a problem, and this despite the fact that many professional scientists command multi-million dollar compensation packages and will go on strike if their wage demands aren't met"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-410.png",20140715180755,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-410.png,image/png,QYBKVG7DF4VDA46JPIWKROJR7BQZK7L3,397,comic2-410.png,"if you make sure never to say the phrase 'crazy sexual', you can avoid these situations!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2916.png",20151202235311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2916.png,image/png,TA4HPZJL7ZWSX2QI2IES6HQGT6HCIJW2,2910,comic2-2916.png,BITCOIN ME $45 FOR MY CONTINUED SILENCE ON THIS MATTER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-741.png",20140715012332,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-741.png,image/png,VNRDGTWROJXZSOLJSON5EOSB7YUQV245,710,comic2-741.png,LONG STORY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2283.png",20140710081711,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2283.png,image/png,W3TFNPLLIJXRNDNJ3EDBP6PDLY4L47TQ,2272,comic2-2283.png,you rub a lamp and a genie comes out.  you guessed it: INSTA-INSANE.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1578.png",20140712120617,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1578.png,image/png,WCDHRBELDJIL3EAFEQ7FTOF3UGY3TUL7,1557,comic2-1578.png,"my friends, act like ""friggin'"" is in someone's name and eventually that will be the case"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1287.png",20140713064857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1287.png,image/png,YCANYSRVUODVXL77HU4NFS7GXV2RLGEI,1260,comic2-1287.png,"i hope he comes home soon. from his month-long vacation in the tropics, that is!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-183.png",20140717201257,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-183.png,image/png,YJMD363VL4ZZN4FIYEGKJ5X3HIDSDHHT,172,comic2-183.png,why are THEY nervous?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3309.png",20180718075826,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3309.png,image/png,2XJOUR7IWUGUV2TZHVH5VA5KWAZXA3XU,3304,comic2-3309.png,"THE END... of this alternate universe, there'll be more comics later i'm pretty sure"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-570.png",20140715113438,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-570.png,image/png,5YMXSICXAYMZN2MBCDWN3BLHFLM5PJYW,531,comic2-570.png,WOULD YOU RATE IT A FULL FIVE OUT OF FIVE STARS OR WOULD IT RECEIVE A MERE FOUR ON FIVE RATING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-719.png",20140715023852,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-719.png,image/png,6WIWNUMQR2AXKX46564OOL2EV5ZQ73AA,688,comic2-719.png,SHE WAS THE CHUGGIEST
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-270.png",20140717194856,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-270.png,image/png,I2V2Y74WEIM7HF57I7RZQG4TDQBE6Q6Z,229,comic2-270.png,how come people don't forward jokes like these anymore?  OH WAIT WAIT THEY DO
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-472.png",20140715164854,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-472.png,image/png,JYINUIEQZQYHUQH5ZXGZADJ4HLZWBGZY,430,comic2-472.png,alternate ending: everything is dust in a silent frozen universe
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2072.png",20140710233710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2072.png,image/png,NL7RAQUZZ7PBFO7QIARBOWBPXP2BQ35G,2061,comic2-2072.png,"pi in pinary isn't 1 because ten in base 10 isn't 1.  you wouldn't even get 1 = pi in base 1/10th pi, which is a shame, because a fractional base using transcendental numbers?  THIS WAY LIES MADNES- actually i kinda do want to work with this system, disregard previous claims of madness"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2038.png",20140711015710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2038.png,image/png,OOCGX6YZUGJLEBJ3DLCVPLPX7GUJDDIT,2027,comic2-2038.png,"good thing i explain my scams in full to everyone before implementing them, huh"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1571.png",20140712124224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1571.png,image/png,P7OYFEM7S2TL5JGGQENKANQNUQR26VCR,1550,comic2-1571.png,"alternate ending: t-rex and utahraptor realize their ""is this all there is?"" mug would sneak under the office radar if there was, like, a cute cartoon sherlock holmes with a magnifying glass on it.  then they/me realize that the ""life is unBEARable"" people were always one step ahead!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1046.png",20140714025507,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1046.png,image/png,QTYHY7257EVS5SZYS4NQ7YTYR6KMTI5I,1018,comic2-1046.png,"SHAKESPEARE i know it's not your best play, but you could at least use a friggin' napkin!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-438-2.png",20140715180636,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-438-2.png,image/png,RCCVCBCZXZUXMKPCULBX4IFLNBG3AHID,401,comic2-438-2.png,t-rex defines himself by wanting all the cool things
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-85.png",20140717223533,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-85.png,image/png,W7SVYQNF7S4MSB5OKED2XPLP4LZHEJ5T,72,comic2-85.png,i'm with the utahraptor on this one
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-798.png",20140714212127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-798.png,image/png,WM36RFNUGFECCS5BDMPA52HSW6CR5PQB,767,comic2-798.png,"if you think t-rex's reaction to the pet duck is a little extreme, that's because you don't yet know that it's wearing an adorable little duck-sized sailor's uniform, complete with jaunty blue chapeau."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3034.png",20160908004942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3034.png,image/png,33FZW2YABMOVCYFIRBESKSPCQXB6I3M4,3028,comic2-3034.png,answer: we'd stay away from trees but i guess we'd all eat more salad
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1087.png",20140713212123,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1087.png,image/png,372HBVYY73DMJOHWWB4BN7FHT5OHYOIF,1059,comic2-1087.png,if you want to program a firefox extension for this it may take up the beth part of your day OKAY I'M DONE.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-212.png",20140717200616,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-212.png,image/png,73XWKAQO3E32S5N4TJHKJML2JWHD76JU,188,comic2-212.png,we used to play like this when we were kids
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3224.png",20171207040848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3224.png,image/png,AAR5LN2WLRATPI5O6PKK33F4XXANAGLS,3219,comic2-3224.png,"i don't wanna get too political, but i feel like the time has come to take a stand: i am in favour of sensible people with good ideas"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2347.png",20140710022114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2347.png,image/png,BIADXTFF6EFPS4OYWNDL5DFMPCKXBPEG,2336,comic2-2347.png,And a very merry [REDACTED] to us all.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-505.png",20140715151220,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-505.png,image/png,CLZZOVLTTZF53QECJOCXXGYYJQH7MQV2,460,comic2-505.png,cause it's been a dream since grade three!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1113.png",20140713191615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1113.png,image/png,FRKBZQ4LKHEURMB3UOQFQ4L5SNPRT34P,1086,comic2-1113.png,"The obvious criticism is that if it looks like a chocochop and tastes like a chocochop, why not call the chocochop a chocochop, but the fact remains that there are two chemically distinct chocochops being chocochop chocochop."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1319.png",20140713042419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1319.png,image/png,ISMBESK3L2QB7FAUNZBJKQVMKRUKLZZY,1292,comic2-1319.png,"someone out there is reading this comic and it's their first dinosaur comic ever, and they are thinking, ""what is this"", and then they pause, and then they look around, and then they think, ""what"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-334.png",20140715183830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-334.png,image/png,KOQNWAU7BVYAAWQDKHON4UDFJZE26GIW,299,comic2-334.png,"i was so tempted to change the pictures, just to give them little starfleet uniforms"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2929.png",20160107002315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2929.png,image/png,L4TTTXW3EWR4777OPKE2PRQDUJWRB3TI,2923,comic2-2929.png,THE THEME FOR 2016 IS WHAT T-REX SAYS IN THE LAST PANEL. LET'S DO THIS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2850.png",20150702012433,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2850.png,image/png,NIZMJUFATVMCT7YGMRANTR4TDDZJFES6,2841,comic2-2850.png,"happy wedding to tim and pam, in whose honour me and joey and emily went to boston and in whose honour me and joey and emily did NOT commit any crimes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-627.png",20140715064513,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-627.png,image/png,OXNYSUORRQ7EWBLN5WIRIEDGCHK6WCEP,588,comic2-627.png,"ooooh, i think somebody still wants to be king!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-158.png",20140717210113,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-158.png,image/png,PG473C2VERJQTBGGFLUTFPYLTWGQZQVV,144,comic2-158.png,he's really getting into it!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-137.png",20140717212654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-137.png,image/png,V43DK3REFSPSQ3MF4NYHVLQESN4ZS4EZ,123,comic2-137.png,the last act of a desperate man
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1187.png",20140713142156,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1187.png,image/png,VLRQELUGV7OHPRCUX3RIKLRF6QF6ALC4,1160,comic2-1187.png,"i wanted more MANLY ADVENTURE NARRATIVE and less WEAK ROMANCE WITH ILSA where the breen censorship code at the time forbade depicting a woman leaving her husband for another man anyway! we already know you will stay with your husband, ilsa! can we cut back rapid-fire quips between the captain and rick now please"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1363.png",20140713020300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1363.png,image/png,ZWYXW5PUN5BFHPGB2A5Y5ZJHPXOHA3WB,1336,comic2-1363.png,You've got questions. We've got intercourse.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1500.png",20140712175737,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1500.png,image/png,2AOGCGAOHFMOJBBXWHW3WSBT2FZCY7N7,1472,comic2-1500.png,"ooooh what's the matter, government? too CHICKEN to go bother someone else??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-823.png",20140714192936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-823.png,image/png,2J3P6ONMBS3Q6KU5H7GZFSB35YUFMPQU,792,comic2-823.png,dude makes some noticeably good sandwiches
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2683.png",20141003131349,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2683.png,image/png,3NN22BDQ3CZUDJSYSL4LASFGNS3Q53JX,2673,comic2-2683.png,"in case you're wondering, ""there was a time of which upon"" is a brand-new phrase, according to google.  well.  i mean, not anymore."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2060.png",20140711000141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2060.png,image/png,4GHXUWWASIY455FSVQ2OYHHEPBALH3AT,2049,comic2-2060.png,"CORRECTION, T-Rex: two or more people, or fewer, depending on what you're into?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1940.png",20140711115537,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1940.png,image/png,4JW5OUMVZ56WW2HPSPBRIR6XFGUKD4QJ,1929,comic2-1940.png,problems they're both equally responsible for: MY HURT FEELINGS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2570.png",20140709092612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2570.png,image/png,5Y2FFSBJN472R4OTHYJKOR3I3Q4MGDAG,2559,comic2-2570.png,they... they grow back
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1186.png",20140713143749,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1186.png,image/png,AMMKJ2RE4AXNIQXPAT2J7QPJBZXP2Y5B,1159,comic2-1186.png,"guys there's zero hits on google for ""customers know what they want, but they want what they know"". i am seriously just WHIPPING OFF quality business advice here!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/patcomix4.png",20140717223349,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/patcomix4.png,image/png,CJG4Y2SKFIQRANXZKHPTZWNEMR3IKC3F,76,patcomix4.png,by patrick wisking
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2801.png",20150304222733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2801.png,image/png,EMWQWU5BM3J44OOHZFG2EWP5Z2KUYLKI,2791,comic2-2801.png,OKAY FIRST OFF IMAGINE YOU ALL HAVE MOUTHS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2092.png",20140710224941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2092.png,image/png,EW6IGAG455VWEA3YTKJPS6XRF4DDZQVE,2081,comic2-2092.png,I MEANT PUT DOWN IN THE INSULT SENSE NOT IN THE ONCE I PICK YOU UP I HAVE TO PLAY WITH YOU LIKE AN ACTION FIGURE SENSE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1110.png",20140713191857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1110.png,image/png,EY23VO3O7DRTE74EFBFYBJ5XSQ4J6XW5,1083,comic2-1110.png,"utahraptor! i've just received notice that the united nations passed resolution 74205, which states that you're dipped in burnsauce and served with my choice of salad or fries as a side!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/trexismissing.png",20140711180859,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/trexismissing.png,image/png,GPGQRQZKHGTAPA6F7TNTVHFLCBQRRX7Z,1800,trexismissing.png,"FUN FACT: every line of dialogue in this comic was at one point considered for the name of ""dinosaur comics"" before i went the route of ""bland, yet descriptive"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2527.png",20131129142222,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2527.png,image/png,HMU322VSBPLB5NWFNAKNGRZYZPZ6QXUS,2516,comic2-2527.png,THE DETECTIVE (STILL!) DID IT: 50 More Stories In Which The Detective Is Always The One Who Did The Murder.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-608.png",20140715080116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-608.png,image/png,ICSZTZJ3U44SDHE3XOQGBWVTVR6P6UCF,569,comic2-608.png,DROMICEIOMIMUS!  DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1007.png",20140714045415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1007.png,image/png,K7I3NW75YVSRKFMLDJXX6WC5NXVIAR5O,975,comic2-1007.png,I AM TOLD I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS SO YEAH LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE MY SOCKS NOW HUH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2729.png",20141204224847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2729.png,image/png,LDDWOXBDQFZY5B2THNVQT3R7FYUCIH73,2719,comic2-2729.png,i'm not really having problems with my idevices!  but in case i ever do i have this comic READY TO GO
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1338.png",20140713033818,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1338.png,image/png,M5XPAG56NP7BB2YDR2YFRAZWWJV23UI4,1311,comic2-1338.png,"what you can't see in the last panel are t-rex's thoughts, which are transcribed (verbatim) as ""aw man! the one time i didn't pick 'boner'."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1177.png",20140713151436,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1177.png,image/png,NGAS2MMF6XCY6VFSFMN4HIJ2NBQZ7G3G,1150,comic2-1177.png,BUT THEY ARE IN A STORY WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD 
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-657.png",20140715055504,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-657.png,image/png,PAROS5JUWHWLO6TKJJ7OLF34UDCQH3ZU,617,comic2-657.png,"horace fletcher was basically a dude who said that you should chew each bite of food 32 times each (one bite for each tooth), and people at the time said, okay, i guess that makes sense, and then fletcher got the nickname 'the great masticator' but later on he died anyway"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2181.png",20140710150855,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2181.png,image/png,Q3WXOCZLEENBUOPM36JR5AGW5OMQEP2W,2169,comic2-2181.png,my favourite thing of all time is when someone looks in a rulebook and says there's nothing there about [ANY ANIMAL] being banned from playing the game!  this lookup happens extremely rarely in movies not made for children though
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2867.png",20150805212354,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2867.png,image/png,Q4NOUMZKTDHZQONE6JPZZKG77IFS7CWH,2858,comic2-2867.png,"""Save scumming"" is when you keep restoring a saved game so you can get the outcome you want.  It'll become a really popular dating technique in about 120 years or so."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2184.png",20140710145031,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2184.png,image/png,SMXPNJLQC3U5ME4TA35AITZ7LYGDKWFF,2172,comic2-2184.png,"SOMEONE INVENT THE TECHNOLOGY NEEDED TO ENHANCE THE TIMELINE PLEASE, I VOLUNTEER TO TEACH LANGUAGE AND CULTURE TO OUR EARLIEST ANCESTORS, IT WILL BE A BRAVE NEW WORLD FULL OF PSEUDO-IRONIC CAPS-LOCK EMPHASIS AND IRREGULAR PUNCTUATION"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2160.png",20140710164315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2160.png,image/png,UNJC3A7HEIIOE6IE3C7DEU2JID2ZKHTZ,2148,comic2-2160.png,"assuming we don't worry about breathing, then disappointingly the vast majority of the ceilings would be thirsting to death after 3 days of not drinking anything.  STAY HYDRATED OUT THERE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-466.png",20140715170855,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-466.png,image/png,YBEP2FPPZ6VEVRVSOIJCFO6AOPFDZTKS,423,comic2-466.png,"hey, my wallet's here!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3066.png",20161218201848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3066.png,image/png,ZQB4VGAW7LJKG3HF66I3JYMBFOQ3WPR7,3060,comic2-3066.png,"okay now ""greetings from earth"" just sounds insanely badass"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1624.png",20140712073926,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1624.png,image/png,2MMLYBPM7GH3BSBJCRI77AGGT6WFACVV,1603,comic2-1624.png,"fun fact: you can replace ""dude"" and its associated words with any other noun and this comic still works!  except for ""circles"", i guess.  anyway.  it works well with ""boners"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2613.png",20140709015605,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2613.png,image/png,2QOYT2WYHISPV6YPO4H7EZTUEQLVBAYJ,2602,comic2-2613.png,"Wait, I never said how to use Google!  To use Google, go to Google to google what you wanna google.  It's real good at that!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-411.png",20140715181325,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-411.png,image/png,3JNIIWXOS2P2RUYOK5NI7A3QST4WAQSX,379,comic2-411.png,NO WAY DUDE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-383.png",20140715181943,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-383.png,image/png,5HYUAWRDAREJKDUYSISJYIOIQNSV46QW,358,comic2-383.png,"if you really respected me, you'd trick me into falling in love with you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-48.png",20140717225758,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-48.png,image/png,5MZJECAJL5ZG32NJV7NPAVEMTLJRP735,38,comic2-48.png,it is a mirror universe... literally!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-528.png",20060728044459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-528.png,image/png,AGY53OAFZTMRY5LB3MGZELJNKKZYMLI7,481,comic2-528.png,"we jump to somewhere else a few hours later in the last panel.  that's clear, right?  somewhere else?  a few hours later?

in the comics?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3078.png",20161219025754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3078.png,image/png,DCM3Y3X4QJI3LDXHMYBSFYHT2EZ4JP6M,3072,comic2-3078.png,"THERE!  The only puberty guide you'll ever need, and you just got it for free from a webcomic.  YOU'RE WELCOME; remember me fondly when the reaving begins"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2633.png",20140709010604,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2633.png,image/png,ESEPYEQYWQZVXTMS4U7TXQGPV4F3XCUQ,2623,comic2-2633.png,"what's the matter, scientists?   CHICKEN??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2988.png",20160611152903,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2988.png,image/png,GLKF7EORX22PVSKENT4HQIYYURAPOZOI,2982,comic2-2988.png,"""You will not apply my precept,"" Sherlock said, shaking his head. ""How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossibly lesser Holmes, whoever remains, however improbable, must rule the most?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-302.png",20140717193735,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-302.png,image/png,GUW7PRDWUT4A3YX262D4LFWDCRC2JIBG,251,comic2-302.png,i use that all the time!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1202.png",20140713125545,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1202.png,image/png,IGMG55HBEZKDETQSFX6HLFLSXP62BUJW,1174,comic2-1202.png,"Attention, enemies! I am barely resisting an ""I'm your biggest fan"" joke right now."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/zole1.png",20140717192828,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/zole1.png,image/png,KX2YLE37SJTTZOVHWI56GQ6M7QHHHZ5A,273,zole1.png,notice: the t-rex is self-censoring
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3281.png",20180522072626,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3281.png,image/png,LCBDOGA4HV7QMYJ6OI3HOOPZFIFSNBZN,3276,comic2-3281.png,P.S.: Dracula was immortal so the power source was infinitely renewable and lasted forever; thank u for reading my vampire story
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2902.png",20151104200644,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2902.png,image/png,LGPAWGG32A5EHN52VQKCIXNACFJ4ZPB2,2896,comic2-2902.png,"there are a lot of stakeholders in my photographs of the cheese sandwiches i eat for lunch, and i refuse to let them down"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2505.png",20140709140406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2505.png,image/png,MYDDS3KFUX652GBH2KEEPCLXX5HPDA7S,2493,comic2-2505.png,"Later, a doctor friend of Robyn's realized that with a precise incision they could use the video to target cancerous cells, and together they saved countless lives.  THE END."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-535.png",20140715131601,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-535.png,image/png,S4UG2733QSPARFVY7A3C7FXR4NLS7FHF,495,comic2-535.png,merry christmas!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2690.png",20141003045031,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2690.png,image/png,WAX427LZL6HTJ7VWIL6WUC56BKESDU3H,2680,comic2-2690.png,"you can only hold in the simpsons references for so long until they come out in a torrent of simpsons references like that time sideshow bob's brother cecil tried to blow up the dam (if he'd been successful, i mean)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1012.png",20140714045043,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1012.png,image/png,XJC4DWWGEGWYLTW2WVBYTBNDBRTXQNBJ,980,comic2-1012.png,"2 to the 33rd power = 8 billion people, and even if we include dead dudes, that only gets us another minute or so of narrative, tops!  IN CONCLUSION, IT IS TRUE THAT WE CAN IMAGINE THINGS THAT MOST LIKELY HAVEN'T HAPPENED TO DUDES.  good to know?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3073.png",20161207221948,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3073.png,image/png,XLDQMXDDUKFAW7WI2P3YXB7FMITQYOLL,3067,comic2-3073.png,"i don't think i need the nobel prize or nothin', but i can without exaggeration say this: i have come up with a problem that is ACTUALLY SOLVED by jerking off"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2030.png",20140711021845,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2030.png,image/png,YYFV4WYEZ4MALWE6X7ZN4R7ZJYE3IOR6,2019,comic2-2030.png,"frisbee dude's name was ""Steady Ed Headrick"" and he had some pretty good ideas"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2053.png",20140711003743,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2053.png,image/png,2SAQPQPTOZ7Y63J7AYB64S2P4FZRAEQY,2042,comic2-2053.png,"You wake up in a world where every vehicle can be hotwired easily, nobody locks their doors, and you know how to drive standard.  Press X to steal a car; press Y to gather up the few toys you've made each evening after work that you're proudest of, put on your best suit, and visit the bank to plead for a starter loan."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2068.png",20140710235451,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2068.png,image/png,BSIX5DCLNDE7SH2TTWDGBRAG5ZMXD2EG,2057,comic2-2068.png,"25 to wife (occasionally you may be asked to deliver a ""baker's 2-4"" to a spouse).  in other news: the beatles: perverts?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-880.png",20140714144545,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-880.png,image/png,CLDXEQQFA6KUVPI4WXUFB6IBZH2X7VHJ,849,comic2-880.png,have you ever searched for porn sites with your best friend just to settle a bet?  if you have then okay!  you don't need to brag about it.  god.  i was just asking.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1798.png",20140711182210,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1798.png,image/png,D4X5RHJME5SZFR6O2FBP6Y3IRYF6D3LQ,1784,comic2-1798.png,punch the monkey and end world hunger to win a free iPad?  ON IT.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1160.png",20140713164211,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1160.png,image/png,GADBUZPYDFA5SUACOL5ZUTUDZ4OD7NYS,1133,comic2-1160.png,"IN THE 19TH CENTURY SENSE. IT USED TO MEAN ""A SUDDEN OUTBURST"" AND IT STILL DOES. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1131.png",20110605105525,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1131.png,image/png,HLSFPU4DMEI72EA3YP6LCXITSX5TNO6A,1104,comic2-1131.png,"i looked up ""emo"" on wikipedia, and apparently there's a form of music based on emo, but with more yelling into the microphone! guys. it's called ""screamo""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1040.png",20140714031353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1040.png,image/png,MVJIQX5WWEEZKBI2XN5227UXMKNF7X7L,1013,comic2-1040.png,"GUYS i'm calling this one for t-rex.  t-rex is the first one to apply the ''because seven ate nine'' joke on e, okay?  TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND POPULAR CULTURE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2077.png",20140710233206,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2077.png,image/png,QK36E37KUZHJG5337RXGBHP7P6676J4I,2066,comic2-2077.png,"let's see where you're going with this, burger king"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1282.png",20130102004553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1282.png,image/png,QSIENHDJL5CS4VECOFWCQILX2LEWCHM2,1255,comic2-1282.png,Readers! I'm lying! It's not dinosaurs that can't go 2 days without water. IT'S HUMANS!! IT WAS HUMANS ALL ALONG
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2911.png",20151209213816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2911.png,image/png,QVSQPGHZ7IOMC4KIB3F75PNTQY73GOVJ,2905,comic2-2911.png,"poison ivy is now the most competent person in the comic, and i see no downsides to that"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2178.png",20140710151100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2178.png,image/png,SBRHNJ6PHJMEBIRVSEZXOMPT6NAPYOJT,2166,comic2-2178.png,"You may be rolling your eyes and saying ""man these cards don't sound so awesome"" until I tell you that the stats on the back cross over with Marvel trading cards, so now you can directly compare Krishna's power to Wolverine's.  Yeah.  I thought that'd get your attention."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2106.png",20140710212055,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2106.png,image/png,VFIBO5E6AO6OSGQHZ2AZ2DVMV6XRVWDP,2095,comic2-2106.png,"I say I didn't read the book because I didn't finish it, on account of how I was so shocked I threw the book several aisles away at near lightspeed"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2457.png",20140709170223,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2457.png,image/png,XIDKHF32RSPSCODSE3U3XRY5UMPBXGNA,2446,comic2-2457.png,"Zombies have appeared and humanity is failing, until we get some help from a very unexpected source, long thought to be merely the stuff of folk tales: the vampires.  Revealing themselves en masse worldwide, they join our side.  With their help, humanity at last stands a fighting chance for survival.  We don't know why the Vampires are helping us until a second-act reveal shocks us with the origin of Zombie Zero, whose mindless bite first began spreading the degenerate strain.  But just as it seems like humanity might win, we discover even as society was crumbling, elements of the U.S. Army began experiments in weaponizing... The Bite.  Army-branded pseudo-zombies have broken loose: and unlike the ones we were originally fighting, these ones think.  These ones work in squads.  These ones answer only to The General."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1675.png",20140712035926,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1675.png,image/png,YPX6CAKT363L4D4QFNNR5EZVARPAP2JG,1652,comic2-1675.png,"i do however speak beard, and yours my friend says pure class"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1905.png",20140711141430,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1905.png,image/png,ZUIIO7RBMX2Q3QCVVMYK7HXH6U5MQUFR,1894,comic2-1905.png,"medusa realizing she'll never see another living face again, depressed, sitting alone outside, stone birds dropping out of the sky around her"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1929.png",20140711125029,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1929.png,image/png,2YRTVGMUHLCYAPJMK6FIBPDJ7LPMTA6Z,1918,comic2-1929.png,"awww, t-rex!  i'll write fanfiction about you with you.  come to think of it, that's basically what my job is already anyway"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3209.png",20171101214424,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3209.png,image/png,5TEWIN3ZYN5I62GMIIUSUSAYXNYPSBLF,3204,comic2-3209.png,"(thinking) dang it man you KNEW this, why'd i have to screw this up, you need an embrocation for your BRAIN that's what you need, no, no, i'm sorry, you're doing great and i love you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3215.png",20171207061118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3215.png,image/png,CNHTKKH7S6KZL6B3QQA2RTEOCAMEXWQI,3210,comic2-3215.png,"the only alternative is that Christmas stops expanding backwards and instead begin growth in the other direction, FORWARD in the calendar.  Assuming Hallowe'en continues its backwards growth, this should let us postpone the two holidays meeting for at least 50 years, at which point they'll collide in the summer.  This, of course, assumes our continued success in preventing ""Christmas in July"" from taking hold, which is not at all certain."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2887.png",20151009015551,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2887.png,image/png,ETCGTVUJ63RM3OVRDTO5IVAHQCEBG4ZI,2878,comic2-2887.png,"hey.  hey.  write this down in your protowriting script: ""higgs boson are real, and I literally just saved you 13.25 billion dollars"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-36.png",20140717231521,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-36.png,image/png,GZVI2ACX2BYHGNIFKW22CC5HA3BUARY2,25,comic2-36.png,"how did a t-rex sleep?  they have such stubby arms, how could they get up?

seriously!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-86.png",20140717215357,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-86.png,image/png,IJDCKAJ7VQJ6B5DLHLIQFHIXUJTHBY3Z,90,comic2-86.png,uncanny!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1471.png",20140712191909,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1471.png,image/png,JFNHHWWBG2F344RNVO4BQBZELYCOLB5G,1444,comic2-1471.png,"who at first accidentally wrote ""soon my stomach will be RIMMING with beef""? well, you've no proof it was me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-988.png",20140714065422,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-988.png,image/png,K3AYKCUTKFDFNHWIDETOI7MXDAXX6RQH,956,comic2-988.png,it goes on like that for like forty minutes.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1290.png",20140713061606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1290.png,image/png,KKEIJ6I532GTGGZD543G3B6EZR36CS57,1263,comic2-1290.png,the last two lines are BASICALLY why i don't get to write hulk comics
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1136.png",20140713174355,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1136.png,image/png,N2PAWHK7S3KCSDZLUQTWRH4NWXJJEOVY,1109,comic2-1136.png,"there's a guy who rocks out while playing his keyboard near my house every weekend, but the great part is the keyboard is clearly playing itself on ""demo mode"". nice!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2025.png",20140711030902,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2025.png,image/png,OF4ZESS6SDFLW2RZRNBLREINNEO4YMV6,2014,comic2-2025.png,"tied for first with that author in ""stranger than fiction"" who controls a real-life person and who never even TRIES writing ""and then he cured cancer and all other diseases, the end"".  WILL FERRELL I CANNOT ENJOY YOUR MOVIES WHEN THERE ARE PLOT HOLES THIS BIG IN THEM NO MATTER HOW DEPRESSED YOU TRY TO LOOK"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2651.png",20140708221537,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2651.png,image/png,Q4OSLNXDGJXWTUX7OAAVLYMTEAXMDGOG,2641,comic2-2651.png,"machine of SPOILERS: given a small sample of your blood, prints out a spoiler for your life that makes you frown and say ""come on man, I wanted to be SURPRISED"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-986-3.png",20140714065523,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-986-3.png,image/png,RPEANYJB5EBPN27Y2EG5BLREUHWHNJA3,954,comic2-986-3.png,"i am trying to be respectful, SLOWMOSEXUALS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-435.png",20140715180717,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-435.png,image/png,T6V4MDQPKBCMCFKWBIVCM2UZZJ5T7GHL,399,comic2-435.png,T-REX IN HEAVEN EVERYONE ALWAYS HAS FULL SIGNAL STRENGTH AND THEIR RINGTONES ARE THE THEMES OF THEIR FAVOURITE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION PROGRAMS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1860.png",20140711155434,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1860.png,image/png,WMKFFZNYKHLXAIWKOVWU45RANYWBNPX2,1849,comic2-1860.png,"I'm just like Superman, only instead of invulnerability and x-ray vision, I unwillingly transform tiny parts of my body into vitamin D.  YOU MIGHT NOTICE WE BOTH GAIN OUR POWERS FROM THIS PLANET'S STRANGE YELLOW SUN??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2630.png",20140709010836,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2630.png,image/png,WMUZR7Y7QNJW4NSS2YRKSVZ6NKKATAHY,2620,comic2-2630.png,"ANSWER KEY: Come Take a Trip in My Air-Ship (#1 Jan 1905, 9 weeks), It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary (#1 Jan 1915, 13 weeks), Makin' Whoopee (ASCAP Song of 1929), Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye (#1 Dec 1922, 10 weeks), Smoke Gets in Your Eyes (#1 Dec 1933, 15 weeks), That Old Black Magic (#1 Mar 1943, 14 weeks), A Little Bird Told Me (#1 Nov 1948, 21 weeks), Goodnight Irene (#1 Jul 1950, 25 weeks), These Boots Are Made For Walking (#1 Jan 1966, 14 weeks), Kung Fu Fighting (#1 Oct 1974, 18 weeks), Stayin' Alive (#1 Dec 1977, 26 weeks), Killing Me Softly With His Song (#1 Jan 1973, 16 weeks), Tainted Love (oh crap whoops this song only hit #8 in the US but DID spend a record-breaking 43 weeks on the Hot 100 so I'M GIVING IT A PASS, also thanks for reading this far), I Want to Know What Love Is (#1 Dec 1985, 20 weeks), Un-Break My Heart (#1 Oct 1996, 42 weeks), My Heart Will Go On (#1 Feb 1998, 20 weeks), I'm Too Sexy (#1 Dec 1991, 20 weeks)."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2644.png",20140709005534,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2644.png,image/png,WTAHN3Y7UREK4SDCGSEAAODE7HE3XYII,2634,comic2-2644.png,"these events were correctly predicted after something very similar happened to each and every member of the band ednaswap, also held in evaluative care"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3132.png",20170503174054,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3132.png,image/png,WWJS3Y2XHY4G365L2ST5B736MEIWIBWP,3127,comic2-3132.png,"tiny poseidon lives in the waters around tiny towne island, and let me tell you, this li'l guy has some BIG IDEAS about how we can all pitch in to clean up the beach for the community!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2829.png",20150506203028,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2829.png,image/png,XB5LL4SUGJFNPIGEW4RQGZK75D677Z6V,2819,comic2-2829.png,"before you email me to say breaking bad's eponymous main character wasn't called ""breaking bad"", search your heart, and i believe you will find that my version of events is in fact 1000% true"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-216.png",20140717200212,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-216.png,image/png,ZNXPXWT5EBUYD2AJI4FQZKJ4DTUBXV7C,198,comic2-216.png,MUCH LATER: 'I shall become a bat!'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2040.png",20140711015627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2040.png,image/png,2R3ISYDKFSSRES75JDHBNSIGEQXXR2BN,2029,comic2-2040.png,"because, if so, i am willing to spend hours thinking about metaphors, days writing fanfiction in which characters from tv shows i like have metaphors"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2924.png",20160113060824,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2924.png,image/png,4I3GAXYQ2BY7L4DJPGAUTHIRWHITMR7Y,2919,comic2-2924.png,"a woman at the dog park had a doberman named ""Dobe"" which I thought was a really lazy name until I remembered all the humans I know named ""Hugh"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-251.png",20140717195300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-251.png,image/png,6IQVPDISSWK6WVNIWXTNMLJXUYIXHCXZ,219,comic2-251.png,"that's not even the real title of the book: the real title goes on for eleven more words.


		alternate alt-text: 'have fun trying to guess which page!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3043.png",20160925074106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3043.png,image/png,B2CTARTSQKRJWK62SAWC5B4DLOYHUPCM,3037,comic2-3043.png,"M.A.R.Y. stands for ""Mechanized Assault and Reconnaissance Yurt"", OBVIOUSLY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-654.png",20140715061146,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-654.png,image/png,BMB43QSIDA5FWKOIFXDEHKXGRJ4F6HXG,614,comic2-654.png,"people are always like, ryan, your comic is so cerebral"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1063.png",20140714005518,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1063.png,image/png,BN2EIMCJVDXQ2Y4NS65WGEDQUDGDO5HH,1036,comic2-1063.png,if you're cool in t-rex's books then you can't allow the universe to be torn apart at the macro through to subatomic level. he doesn't make the rules! he just enforces them.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1828.png",20140711173818,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1828.png,image/png,C6FY442CRNQJ2QE3NC6PRDHNEN7O32FB,1817,comic2-1828.png,"THIS IS A ""FREE IDEA"", YOU CAN IMPLEMENT THIS, BY READING THESE WORDS YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGED TO IMPLEMENT THIS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1523.png",20140712160438,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1523.png,image/png,CR57EHIYLKOYC3XKCVTC52UGZWEZ2FLG,1503,comic2-1523.png,oh dang do i add 'fartnoise' to my spellcheck or not?  what to do what to do
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3282.png",20180419051112,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3282.png,image/png,GIRK2CCDEDITZLKM32QKH6BJPXRDQIFA,3277,comic2-3282.png,"*LONG, DRAMATIC SIGH THAT REPEATS OCCASIONALLY WITH INCREASING INTENSITY UNTIL SOMEONE NOTICES*"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3062.png",20161208021333,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3062.png,image/png,HEVLUAW5K4PCVINITA2W5YYKWBDUCBSB,3056,comic2-3062.png,never in the course of dinosaur events has one man been so rudely owned
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-686.png",20140715042207,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-686.png,image/png,HHRGF25IRFGTF7YUCLYUIA2WSDO557CT,645,comic2-686.png,"alternate ending: 
god: YOU KNOW THERE ARE LOTS OF FLAPPERS IN HEAVEN T-REX
t-rex: Oh man!  I would love to chat them up and then totally smooch them!
god: WELL
THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS REALLY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-384.png",20140715182300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-384.png,image/png,L2HBTP5C4CLPUSDIRUTZSEMGPBEP6JLH,347,comic2-384.png,i cut out the part where he accidently tripped into one of his prototype engines and the two merged into a new lifeform
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2953.png",20160302205424,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2953.png,image/png,O55RVMIHZJ2KJV45ZHUV72RI6XGOYCS7,2947,comic2-2953.png,"the best part is decoy units will always be a thing, because it's always be cheaper to build a fake-ass tank than to build an actual working tank!  yes, they'll truly be with us forever, UNLIKE YOUR CONTINUALLY AGING BODY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-701.png",20140715032208,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-701.png,image/png,OHKOCURPMCX6NT55AQ63C4YC24SWYZHX,670,comic2-701.png,"you might question choosing humble bread as a favourite food, but next time you're eating it consider how good it is, and how we've had like three thousand years to perfect it.  imagine what pizza will be like in three thousand years.  that's what bread is like RIGHT NOW."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-385-4.png",20140715182129,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-385-4.png,image/png,PKEQUMGPSLBBX5T6QF4NRT4ZTQPOEADC,352,comic2-385-4.png,"'consider the following' comes courtesy of bill nye, the science guy!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3032.png",20160908004949,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3032.png,image/png,PSULND4B3QKGYB7NERL3X6M37U2E7XFW,3026,comic2-3032.png,"i have been writing for DECADES and i can tell you that it is, without hyperbole... the worst phrase"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-188.png",20140717201134,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-188.png,image/png,QWGL6DL3XS7LIMTHDMFXP5EY3UFV7X74,175,comic2-188.png,nintendo is also the coolest!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1854.png",20140711162954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1854.png,image/png,TMIPOZM5IMXKTSIPKZNUTXSOIZWKVPTP,1843,comic2-1854.png,"I started the comic with ""AS WE ALL KNOW"" because I mentioned that vision fact in a comic weeks ago and AS WE ALL KNOW, everyone who reads my comic has perfect memory on account of being sexy ultra-geniuses"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2799.png",20150304222741,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2799.png,image/png,TRDX4KZFQAKULSB2WFC4FIUDMN6DTSRA,2789,comic2-2799.png,"anyway, yeah, total spy moved in down the way, pretty sure this is but a harbinger for my life getting MORE AMAZING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1540.png",20140712152336,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1540.png,image/png,VHNW6SZQUK52Z77TPC6OIIHXXBVXLHYN,1519,comic2-1540.png,also: batman
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1387.png",20140713000040,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1387.png,image/png,XKAOMU574ALWMPACQH6JHQD62WUV42ZO,1360,comic2-1387.png,YOU GUYS!! IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND THAT FUN BUT IT STILL MANAGES TO DISAPPOINT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-926.png",20140714120748,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-926.png,image/png,Y7WCUWJ4VKHLJUJGVKFO5O7LZUM5JOU4,896,comic2-926.png,"t-rex has a point, they do make movies out of perfect storms"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1042.png",20140714025732,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1042.png,image/png,364N5MEBX5WFO5J7WW32BDBWKVEF7GFS,1015,comic2-1042.png,saying that is like unwrapping the paper on the present that is old age
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2920.png",20151208234925,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2920.png,image/png,57R52RNAC6H57RKFV7GAA3DNPZZGPVQE,2914,comic2-2920.png,ALL I WANNA DO IS *DEDUCE NOISE* *DEDUCE NOISE* *DEDUCE NOISE* *DEDUCE NOISE* AND A *DEDUCTION NOISE* AND PET BASKERVILLES DOGGIES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3046.png",20161005215118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3046.png,image/png,6ZMDOPJA5AJ6LEWHBPL742XIZILCUMCT,3040,comic2-3046.png,everything t-rex said is true!  not a word of lie!  you CAN try eating kale as part of a boring salad!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-559.png",20140715124311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-559.png,image/png,7ZT3NIOTM3SBJUH6HAPHCPJZIUK2N3ZK,520,comic2-559.png,cause maybe you should!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-858.png",20140714154445,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-858.png,image/png,AFEN2MMR5K7TRUBASIADXEZ5IOIDB47E,830,comic2-858.png,"okay okay god should really be saying 'the exact opposite of how SOME religions work', but that makes the punchline have a terminal case of the NOT FUNNIES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2917.png",20151202235307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2917.png,image/png,H4ODQNV6SMMVTURDGPMOVB3FGBWUBMHA,2911,comic2-2917.png,Opportunity cost is the only part of economics that got personified.  Opportunity cost can now be CUT OUT and KILLED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-995-2.png",20080713140326,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-995-2.png,image/png,MER6A3RSAWEEGVVNTL4TBIS6DVWNWMVS,963,comic2-995-2.png,"What, zero replies?!  HOW DOES JOEY COMEAU DO IT?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3180.png",20170817031231,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3180.png,image/png,MX6HNNK5TTSONNGV2XRIARE7ZDS5GB6R,3175,comic2-3180.png,"save time by just saying ""you know i can't put a pin in that, it checks and mates what it checks and mates"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1116.png",20140713191421,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1116.png,image/png,N42VASQES5M66DC56JNJPAEPPEFGQEU4,1089,comic2-1116.png,"you go down a waterslide backwards? high five your friends and tell them you can't wait for the novelization! jump out of a plane and fashion a parachute out of your clothes on the way down? tell everyone you can't wait for the novelization of that one, baby!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2124.png",20140710200505,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2124.png,image/png,NXJDVAIY2QZB57IGY4ML4A76DS5CPP46,2112,comic2-2124.png,"i predict some of the jerks on the news will apologize later, and we'll have to decide for ourselves what such an apology is worth"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1146.png",20140713172124,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1146.png,image/png,QG5PRVGHVIMPRHEZJX3ZXU5H2FZ2Z5ZU,1119,comic2-1146.png,"doing a google search for ""whale of a good time"" or ""dog-gone great"" is depressing. IT'S THE SAME DUMB JOKE FOR PAGES AND PAGES. a dog-gone great home business opportunity? ooh, i hope it has something to do with dogs!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1436.png",20140712213006,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1436.png,image/png,QYKNTYKKLA62P74RHLK43YXORGGQHWCY,1409,comic2-1436.png,"oh wait, it's because i burst in from the street, dramatically slamming open the big double doors of the courtroom. in the stunned silence that followed, I yelled ""STOP THE TRIAL!"" and ran up, grabbing the mic from the witness stand before casually parading around the courtroom like a daytime talk show host. NOW I REMEMBER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2554.png",20140709105834,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2554.png,image/png,UHRHB3S7MS6WTCCGTDVRUPT3HOL53FMU,2543,comic2-2554.png,i didn't know things could be this awesome; REALITY SUCKS NOW
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1655.png",20140712051329,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1655.png,image/png,V5KIN2AJNRPWE5JZ6JV2V3TYSAUGBIO7,1633,comic2-1655.png,"how many languages can you say ""i have problems"" in?  ONE MORE THAN YOU COULD YESTERDAY, MY LANDLUBBING FRIENDS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-476.png",20140715164620,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-476.png,image/png,WOGON4BQS6LLTGJWSVHDS24XWW4ID47L,434,comic2-476.png,"did you know a 'goad' is a pointy stick?  neither did i, but it makes sense."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2932.png",20160113062806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2932.png,image/png,2Y2IXP267OZ2RRLEZQQFBL6HCI3JKRXO,2926,comic2-2932.png,"did Alice and Bob stop being friends because they got tired of Eve listening in on their conversations?  ALSO: WHAT IS HER DEAL, I MIGHT ASK??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1204.png",20140713125348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1204.png,image/png,4EPYAASDTOQ472GKFVUQL22AF3I6WAVB,1177,comic2-1204.png,"it's time to kick ass and repent the murders i have committed to become king, and i'm all out of repentance"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-625.png",20140715070127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-625.png,image/png,AHCKKKOVR2E64UEH5OIYLUGOMCYN32S7,586,comic2-625.png,it's good to combine self-pity with lessons about fun and handy phrases!  a-apparently!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2470.png",20140709162023,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2470.png,image/png,FN4MNGAMNK6EJFENSG3CQMHFJEMFY43I,2459,comic2-2470.png,"ABOUT ME: ""i am really into the idea of telling your past self to suck on things"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1102.png",20140713195447,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1102.png,image/png,JIA4ICONQ46WAKZRVTY2F334UFT26ICG,1075,comic2-1102.png,"MY GOODNESS, WHAT A SATISFYING COMIC"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-211.png",20140717200637,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-211.png,image/png,KY6VTPMEPVT7ZKRZN3BX7YOMBMZRSNWR,187,comic2-211.png,his costume would be a confusing mix of signals
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1389.png",20140712234406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1389.png,image/png,NGW7DUYHOQRI5KHUGNU4YUQKMMFFZF4J,1362,comic2-1389.png,sounds like a good friday night!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2553.png",20140709105927,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2553.png,image/png,NTGIPKNS445G7VKZNV7XJUNLO2TMYJKK,2542,comic2-2553.png,"""one day a universe exploded and everyone died"" OH NO I DID IT AGAIN ""it was a multiverse"" OH CRAP IT KEEPS HAPPENING ""the multiverse was called puppy multiverse 2000"" AW GEEZ, AW GEEZ"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-400.png",20140715181651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-400.png,image/png,OGE6LGHTANQ3NJKWIGTK2FPV6S4VRKZA,368,comic2-400.png,that's some trick!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-389.png",20140715182148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-389.png,image/png,PBNIUXLHPANULN5HA4LOQQMZZWNCR4ZC,351,comic2-389.png,t-rex evidently thinks it's also the ultimate date movie
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1498.png",20140712175857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1498.png,image/png,PZ35VR7O6FCJDX3QSZO2UWC5P5GGOP6O,1470,comic2-1498.png,"that's not how evolution actually works I KNOW I KNOW, the person you want to talk to is t-rex, not me! i'm just some hidden text that appears once in a while to people ""in the know"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-785.png",20140714221819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-785.png,image/png,SNSUA5QZA55NFASNQR47CRI5P2IZ4GGG,754,comic2-785.png,"later after that: t-rex, using a pseudonym, publishes a whole series of picture books in which puppies break their legs and then get fired"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2918.png",20151202223756,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2918.png,image/png,U3V636V4K3WLXOA7LLR3PJZGPECSP2YF,2912,comic2-2918.png,"the Italian Racisms in the rest of Europe weren't about them being ""stupid babies"", it was about them being LESS MANLY MEN because they didn't eat their messy pasta dishes with their BARE HANDS.  europe, ladies and gentlemen."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3210.png",20171101214421,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3210.png,image/png,XHMSNADP32BZEH5XGUO7GKMANJUZAYXG,3205,comic2-3210.png,"I gotta stop conceiving of everything in terms of steak, it's negatively impacting my life, I thought it would make things well done but when that happens it's rare OH NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-409.png",20140715181344,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-409.png,image/png,ZMIMJUXTLNIA7VRKVLPHHA2G7JG6EHSV,378,comic2-409.png,"just checking in, you know?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/hirsch.gif",20140715131857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/hirsch.gif,image/gif,344P775JZT665KDVBF7HJCFSALJ6MZEG,491,hirsch.gif,in conclusion: change!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2946.png",20160211155050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2946.png,image/png,3FMLAEG3Z5UJIKZNMXQBFAUHCJUXOPQS,2940,comic2-2946.png,"listen pops, maybe you set your firewall to allow all outgoing requests back in your day, but it's a new world.  a TEEN'S world!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-902.png",20140714134247,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-902.png,image/png,AFTHKA37BWNCJ5G7AGRQQQRVH2ZWYEDE,871,comic2-902.png,if there was a superhero with a time-reversing ray then i guess you could call him Time-Reversing Ray
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-346.png",20140715183446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-346.png,image/png,GX6WPI3CUESTAPARRHHQQNZEKDHJVLCO,311,comic2-346.png,he turns his head away a little during 'curiosity' and then snaps it back for 'SATISFIED!!'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2227.png",20140710121342,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2227.png,image/png,H4TONYKUINL5YYCO7YNJF75W33PRIOBK,2215,comic2-2227.png,"When big-city lawyer James Helpings inherits his late father's family restaurant, James is forced to return home, fully intending to close the business.  But when he sees all the good he can do there, and how this small town reminds him of the really important things in life, James decides to stick around.  Make each Thursday night family night, with ""Second Helpings""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-976.png",20140714080259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-976.png,image/png,MYWEYK7EPQJ3PXFKQZAEEU7U6EOJ5HP4,944,comic2-976.png,I DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED THAT THE FIRST TIME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3198.png",20171102002915,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3198.png,image/png,THBM7CLIPFRLE7DDCJSD2BIHXTHFEXP7,3193,comic2-3198.png,"i mean, to be fair, shakespeare said a lot of things"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2491.png",20140709150051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2491.png,image/png,ULOBFNYJHOZOAGVT2CW26UVMI6A7VTFO,2480,comic2-2491.png,Ironhoof doesn't do much these days.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2510.png",20140709135945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2510.png,image/png,VCKY2AMKB73QESYN3Q5TNRKOFXSEMQR5,2498,comic2-2510.png,T-REX has successfully scheduled TWO SWEET HANGS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-84.png",20140717200816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-84.png,image/png,VW36CGCEPLNIXV2E3UXFLVTTPLR2PGLJ,183,comic2-84.png,he'd forgotten about that
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2232.png",20140710112355,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2232.png,image/png,Z4UALR7BOUUQIXV6W6BIY2J25AQTIJ6A,2220,comic2-2232.png,Dat Ass.  Dat Date.  <3DatDate.dotgov: Because Life's Too Short Not To <3 Dat Date.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1965.png",20140711102126,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1965.png,image/png,2JBWWED3US3DLF7KQ3VPGMHCAFYGZHG3,1954,comic2-1965.png,"by reading this secret text, you have added ""SWEET WATERGUN"" to your inventory.  you can now play the game again, but this time, feel free to squirt everything"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1983.png",20110601143711,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1983.png,image/png,4N57PXIRON7BBRVSKK26J53HKAFI5IXP,1972,comic2-1983.png,"you'd get that reference if you knew what movies were and liked the same ones i do, shakespeare!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-910.png",20140714122008,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-910.png,image/png,EHZSB6UVUBZBE4JOK2QZSC2UIE4X23SP,879,comic2-910.png,"fictional jimbo wales, you old charmer!  PS: CLICK TO SEE WHAT I DID YESTERDAY.  I WROTE A MANIFESTO."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3305.png",20180718080816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3305.png,image/png,HN3IVMC2JKPLXNYW3KC3DCUU5COGLUFV,3300,comic2-3305.png,"tomorrow: ERROR 0xaf9925 - HAH HAH JUST KIDDING, WHY IS EVERYONE MAD AT ME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2861.png",20150814213816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2861.png,image/png,K4ZC7EFGOET3M2NFAEO2OIJLOB4LOSJ6,2852,comic2-2861.png,"you only need to breathe in less than one MICROgram of it to die!  a mason jar full of botulism would be enough to kill all humans on the entire planet!  NOBODY DO THIS, NOBODY KILL ALL HUMANS BECAUSE THIS SECRET TEXT IN MY WEBCOMIC TOLD YOU ALL YOU NEED TO DO IT!!  I WILL BE **MEGA CHEEZED**"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-752.png",20140715010007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-752.png,image/png,MNOTH4XSI5KV646BDYAJWO65PPYVIKNY,721,comic2-752.png,"it's like chocolate combined with the bones of a dead animal?  my friend Patrick invented chocochops in real life a few years ago, and if you want to produce chocochops on a large scale, you should really be talking to Patrick."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1165.png",20140713160814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1165.png,image/png,OX7GMJ2RMZVRDH3Q5QFBNUYEGLY7LIHL,1138,comic2-1165.png,please to itemize the deal for each of your several babies
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2538.png",20131129141911,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2538.png,image/png,PZOZR32RJ6FMKZNOKO54F7WBWPC5LHHG,2527,comic2-2538.png,"Big ideas, even bigger muscles.  What time is it?  Muscles.  It's Muscle Time.  DON'T RETWEET ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE MUSCLES!!!!!!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2371.png",20140710010136,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2371.png,image/png,QVXPVWIUQP3VGYV7WE3NA366RVRXFL75,2360,comic2-2371.png,"hey everyone it's me t-rex, sorry for the mass email but please tell me if you have any songs memorized that can apply to my oj situation"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1003.png",20140714052704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1003.png,image/png,R2NYJDQZPYHLDHNJPMR3GGLHS2OPLADN,971,comic2-1003.png,t-rex?  it's 3 am!  i know you like my voice.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2008.png",20140711052609,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2008.png,image/png,YCPU2SPPHZTRKRAI32CN4P4ZHVRNDAM7,1997,comic2-2008.png,"the kids leave, but then they came back... WITH KNIVES... CHAU FROM THE ACCLAIMED COMIC SERIES ""SCOTT PILGRIM"", READ IT TODAY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest7/gueststrip-liz.gif",20140714041113,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest7/gueststrip-liz.gif,image/gif,YT3DY4OYI5OAXNLBRT6UN4LEP652G5RA,994,gueststrip-liz.gif,"t-rex in panel two is BASICALLY as i have always imagined him.  also, panel four!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2220.png",20140710123419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2220.png,image/png,52FI5WHERY2K7A3OP4YQ4LQOUMFD2LRB,2208,comic2-2220.png,"sir no-one here is taking notes, if you want to speak to future generations you should probably write it down"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2617.png",20140709013700,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2617.png,image/png,5GDDPEJCUYJCQ5YE7IRIXJ5GIMAESMUH,2606,comic2-2617.png,"afterwards the wolf ate a grandmother and put her clothes on top of his sheep's clothes, and then tried to eat a little girl in a red hood.  OH NO, IF ONLY WE'D LISTENED TO THAT LYING LITTLE BOY WHO TROLLED US FOR WEEKS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-102.png",20140717214938,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-102.png,image/png,76T7JBSAG6B4HW43TZQ7C4APAEVTZL3G,101,comic2-102.png,click if you don't
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-628.png",20140715064435,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-628.png,image/png,7VT4GOXLXSLNJNRUQAQPEDHVLUKNA4PN,589,comic2-628.png,"that's how you know you're a REAL time traveller.  also: this comic can be read left to right and then right to left again, circularly.  it was extremely difficult to write."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-352.png",20140715183257,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-352.png,image/png,ANSOQDUNUJPXQUEWU4PG5PQGHDWYUIEW,317,comic2-352.png,HA HA little does he know
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1270.png",20140713080313,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1270.png,image/png,AT7QZVYVCRXJRUBIWXRXCV4CXW276F35,1243,comic2-1270.png,"instead of waking up screaming in terror, i woke up whispering ""WEEEEEEEEAK"" as hard as i could."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-452.png",20140715174736,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-452.png,image/png,DDNTLSFUSQMBVZAMUR2O3VUAIU3D3QIG,411,comic2-452.png,this is pretty much my birthday present to myself!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-256.png",20140715145322,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-256.png,image/png,FHML6KKJMFFAGCOUDQGCVGPJ2YZRK2UB,466,comic2-256.png,best friends 4ever!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2608.png",20140709023123,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2608.png,image/png,HJPADE4Q3ETGZXYHJ7AXVOMPPPXZX67S,2597,comic2-2608.png,"now that you're all doctors as of yesterday, THIS IS ALL ON YOU.  haha you thought it was just a fun internet comic huh??  WRONG, THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER ALTERED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2595.png",20140709040206,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2595.png,image/png,HUM5NSEG5ZWD65RTGPKCKS6ELJ3UM3EO,2584,comic2-2595.png,oh my god only at artist bars do people diss each other with an improvised musical parody
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1539.png",20140712152417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1539.png,image/png,ICMDFYHWAG73I2OUVGMSJ5UTR4ILQIHO,1518,comic2-1539.png,"no wait, i should've bet that in ten years I would try to get out of paying him if he won!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3295.png",20180520152806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3295.png,image/png,JVGH4CWOXNZVSAS4GNGDEAKRDNUBS4DC,3290,comic2-3295.png,"I WILL SAY THIS: for a nation founded on rejecting a divine right to rule, Americans sure do love their chosen-one narratives"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1172.png",20140713153323,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1172.png,image/png,L4M4VBWOWB4I3Z7FXQRNPW3HBKBIIORR,1145,comic2-1172.png,"that ""hold the bulb while the world revolves around them"" joke doesn't make any sense. that technique would, at best, get one only halfway through the bulb-changing process"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-966.png",20140714085543,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-966.png,image/png,MBSLQMPVA4H5NANVWQC7KG6FXRQWGETH,934,comic2-966.png,I HAD TO DESTROY IT AS IT WAS SO FULL OF WIENERS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2894.png",20151008023130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2894.png,image/png,MF7GC62AJXKKYMNQJF6W6Q57T5BXJRN5,2885,comic2-2894.png,this is why you should never upload your wallet and/or personal information to a computer and/or teen
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2484.png",20140709153809,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2484.png,image/png,P5NMBKIIC4HKY53JZV52COR5QL544C7F,2473,comic2-2484.png,"I SET 'EM UP, THEN I ALSO MYSELF KNOCK 'EM DOWN.  I LIVE ALONE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3185.png",20170907070631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3185.png,image/png,PRM2VU2EGGXY6B4VX33GYKPGI2BVY7UO,3180,comic2-3185.png,THEY'RE PRETTY IMPORTANT TO ME IS THE THING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1251.png",20140713090506,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1251.png,image/png,PYCWFVRTXAGUTK7VQKD6ODEF62EFMRLQ,1224,comic2-1251.png,all except dr. sensible are newly-graduated medical students known to me.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2853.png",20150702012423,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2853.png,image/png,YV7SCV662M3SZJENLOWWJXMYJ6CVREM4,2844,comic2-2853.png,jaws without humans is a movie about a shark that swims near a beach for a while before pulling itself onto an empty boat and exploding
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-556.png",20140715124555,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-556.png,image/png,3JU2WQYMIPTQDF2YDJVURS6G2APW5R4C,517,comic2-556.png,I'M JUST GONNA STEAL IT OKAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-576.png",20140715112752,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-576.png,image/png,4GYRPSUOT5IC4FZSIGOBANNVP6PHW2RG,537,comic2-576.png,"if i had the means, i would seriously produce dinosaur comics bbq sauce: mild weaksauce, and spicy burnsauce with a side of ZING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-397.png",20140715181744,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-397.png,image/png,A6WUUJOJN7FKAIOJBM6VBKPKSTOSACGB,365,comic2-397.png,'i trip down south': new slang forms from ryan's bad typing skills
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-586.png",20140715103640,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-586.png,image/png,AIQBC7S66V3RIHEUE23NVWLRAXBEPKTI,547,comic2-586.png,I mean what?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-76.png",20140717223848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-76.png,image/png,BGPAIKPNZZNEP3ZCILOD6BTUFVOW75QL,65,comic2-76.png,he is
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2452.png",20140709172246,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2452.png,image/png,ECIRMSFQEKLMFYJ2NO4M7X3WVDEFI6KS,2441,comic2-2452.png,to the library!  via the torch store!  via a math class at the local university just to make sure our numbers are right!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1333.png",20140713035732,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1333.png,image/png,HA4KFEPSS4H677E47FFNNL3MZHGXRACS,1306,comic2-1333.png,THEY ARE ALL SUMMERING IN THE TROPICS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-720.png",20140715022310,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-720.png,image/png,JAEP4YSAJZUYA73AOGUID6VIHNCLEOHN,689,comic2-720.png,guys i am seriously so sick of gardens of regret right now
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-537.png",20121225153651,http://www.qwantz.com//comics/comic2-537.png,image/png,JVGD7Q2DEA3NOY52MN3ZR5EENMENRQRF,497,comic2-537.png,"that old ninja turtles show was pretty great though, eh"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1139.png",20140713174157,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1139.png,image/png,LMXEM3T7JXNEX3UZ5ZU5AOAWX6UY4LRQ,1112,comic2-1139.png,why are we printing these things LIVE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2004.png",20140711052953,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2004.png,image/png,OCIGF24UPXA4JWKB2SUMDATU5MMWKOYF,1993,comic2-2004.png,did you know that in real life all those stats for how often the average person thinks about sex are ACTUALLY about ice cream?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2129.png",20140710194519,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2129.png,image/png,OZAJMUHS2OEYFDSXERIXHSN7ZVVGCBL6,2117,comic2-2129.png,"is it crazy to expect a zero chance of being murdered, and if so, why is that crazy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3260.png",20180308001620,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3260.png,image/png,P3GUFDE3NASCNMJCPAQCYF4KNNO6ZIXO,3255,comic2-3260.png,"among the greatest open question of our time are ""does p=np"", ""why does time have a direction"", and ""what if jery get ipad"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-418.png",20140715180927,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-418.png,image/png,RGYUONYUFR5XK7UZMYKXQPWH7ST7XKSC,392,comic2-418.png,"also, hopefully the person doing the dumping can't be bothered to read more than the first 2 panels!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2396.png",20140709231910,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2396.png,image/png,T5HKLTDV4FBQNRUCQ4E4C7TYAAUM3NKR,2385,comic2-2396.png,"""peer to peer pressure,"" i say, putting my baseball cap on backwards so you know that even though i'm your assigned counselor i'm still way bodacious"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1526.png",20140712154753,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1526.png,image/png,UKNEABYBPFODGHKPXZHBYXV3OPCVPFT6,1505,comic2-1526.png,"so i did a search for ""and i'm here to say i'm the"" to see what sorts of things folks were here to say!  SPOILER ALERT: you get a lot of mr plow references but BY FAR the cutest is from one maya tippett, who writes ""My name's Maya Tim-Tums, and I'm here to say, I'm showing all the symptoms of a super awesome day!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-341.png",20140715183602,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-341.png,image/png,WCHXJDT4TWW6H3GSHZBNULNX6ESBS732,307,comic2-341.png,"backstory: in the past t-rex has had parties ruined by god, which led to embarrassment with the ladies."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3233.png",20180308055016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3233.png,image/png,WFJIG4MZKXQTO4CQHSLT4QX25CQUZYWX,3228,comic2-3233.png,"the first draft of this comic had sherlock holmes's dog in it, sherlock bones, and i am prepared to admit that cutting such a good girl was a huge mistake"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/patcomix5.png",20140717223322,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/patcomix5.png,image/png,WFNXWVHQILAOFJQR5IHNFSAPP7QPFUXB,77,patcomix5.png,by patrick wisking
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1527.png",20140712154700,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1527.png,image/png,WKJCMMIJTDKXM6XOH4GDFQOVN4NIBG63,1506,comic2-1527.png,"originally god didn't have the ""and""s in his list!  it read ""OH HECK TAKE YOUR PICK FROM CANCER HEART DISEASE STROKE ACCIDENTS"", but then i saw i'd accidentally invented killer cancer heart disease stroke accidents, so, you know, TIME FOR REWRITES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-704.png",20140715030440,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-704.png,image/png,WNAZRRWDQ4TECBZFBDGQTOZAO6FY76MS,673,comic2-704.png,"INTERESTED PARTIES: PANEL THREE IS REFERRING TO ECSTASY.  IT'S IN DRUG FORM NOW, APPARENTLY.  IT MAKES YOU WANT TO RUB YOUR FACE ON THE CARPET?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3023.png",20160908061618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3023.png,image/png,4Q5GLPJQBINXKUCYZO7RYG5PA45JJQCZ,3017,comic2-3023.png,"i too briefly thought it was weird that dinosaurs could own fossils, but turns out there were plenty when they were around.  dinosaurs were around for a real long time, yo!  and that is your Real Science Factâ„¢ from your Talking Dinosaur Comicâ„¢ for today."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1990.png",20140711071329,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1990.png,image/png,6GR5LSUKYIBWAY4X62IY5PIZAY2IKIPE,1979,comic2-1990.png,"in some variants, even if discovered, your friends will try to run away from you and reach their ""home base"".  you, my friend, should probably begin to reconsider your choice in pals."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2789.png",20150305044928,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2789.png,image/png,6YGD4Y22X6R4PTSNALEND4DO6SB6MOKX,2779,comic2-2789.png,"sir, it's my job to make eye contact with you, approach you and your group of friends, and ask if I can get you a drink.  i'm a bar keeper, not a bar creeper."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3128.png",20170420233853,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3128.png,image/png,7R2DD64675KK3J3T3OM5YLKX325YZ53W,3123,comic2-3128.png,"this one can go warp nine point nine.  NO WAIT, warp nine point nine NINE nine nine"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-138.png",20140717212616,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-138.png,image/png,AABCVCRFMPTT6ETS6V4NUODSVO7FKAK7,125,comic2-138.png,the whole freakin' system is out of order
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1232.png",20140713101850,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1232.png,image/png,AEH73Y2M3VTOHS5TJJ2WOHY4K7J7URQR,1205,comic2-1232.png,"of course under ordinary circumstances, the tiny black holes would end up at the centre of the earth, due to the planet's much greater gravity. but i remind you, ladies and gentlemen: these are no ordinary circumstances."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2098.png",20140710214309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2098.png,image/png,H5MYXU5HWTN3UKMVUG2CXPNIKXFKUSWZ,2087,comic2-2098.png,"i was going to warn people that this is actually a brand-new comic that just visually resembles the last comic a lot, but then i figured, huh, PROBABLY my readers are used to that by now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1757.png",20140711204806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1757.png,image/png,HCZLI4S2SYR7TIJX3EKW46I4GVTBK4DL,1733,comic2-1757.png,"helicopter analogies: also very useful for explaining the important difference between copyright infringement and theft.  first off, imagine i have a machine that can duplicate helicopters for free!  wait - stop writing your free helicopter fan fiction.  there's MORE."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3040.png",20160924085703,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3040.png,image/png,HWV662R6HVYMQ4VR2AZAJXHDXP5NBUH7,3034,comic2-3040.png,"YES, HELLO, I BELIEVE THIS TATTOO SAYS IT ALL AND WILL ANSWER NO FURTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1255.png",20140713090209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1255.png,image/png,KZP3TEFVVZMRDJNXYLESKJDLN6WQ57WU,1228,comic2-1255.png,"i used to play this game in high school all the time. it has a good combination of 'rate how much you like your friends' with 'haha maybe i won't call up this person and they'll be like 'oh snap ryan never called me on the last day on earth' and i'll be all, 'HOW DO THOSE APPLES AGREE WITH YOU??'. high school, ladies and gentlemen"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-473.png",20081009160656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-473.png,image/png,M22BOHGCXL3O2YKRGEWJPVLQD3443GND,431,comic2-473.png,buttery ryoma
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2703.png",20141002203958,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2703.png,image/png,OOIF7H4EUAY4KNGZM2W4CAXOIHVNIDCY,2693,comic2-2703.png,"DID YOU KNOW: the genie is a chaotic god who doesn't care if you destroy life itself, hah hah hah rub its house some more"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1962.png",20140711102311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1962.png,image/png,QNYXK625E5LCZ6W6JYJ4WJJUTONUQNKL,1951,comic2-1962.png,"chatting up australians from basically anywhere right up there with flight and space travel, yes indeedy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-735.png",20140715014220,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-735.png,image/png,RKBDTHFDRYOL27WP3LT4UX5RMESNTLM5,704,comic2-735.png,"mom, dad, i've got the golly gosh-darned scurvy."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3208.png",20171101214429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3208.png,image/png,T3VDOZXLJGL3M6GAVWPAQ7TEFJ26LYMF,3203,comic2-3208.png,"throw some jetpacks on there and you'll truly change the world!! it may not be for the better, but it will definitely be for the different"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-226.png",20140717200012,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-226.png,image/png,USJWTOC3UTSNZ5R5LRQ4XKYZNECFNLSU,202,comic2-226.png,where did that come from?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2141.png",20140710182954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2141.png,image/png,WLS5GVMJZQWSNMX3A575RTR4LTWVJB4N,2129,comic2-2141.png,"Brazil celebrates National Saudade Day on January 30th.  Brazil, I had no idea you were so romantic and classy!  There's no Canadian National Let's Be Sad Day, though I kinda wish there was because I'm pretty sure every Canadian already celebrates it, just, you know, on different days and by surprise"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2796.png",20150304222753,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2796.png,image/png,WSCUDQKX7KCBUGKJFBOT7IBUYRSJCUHW,2786,comic2-2796.png,"AWKWARD MOMENT FEATURING THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SLOWED DOWN 200 TIMES, NO WAIT, 2000 TIMES, NO WAIT, 20000 TIMES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2203.png",20140710133312,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2203.png,image/png,XCGYV2FYEXV2DJBI5O6OYBRCLMO7DD7D,2191,comic2-2203.png,"okay, NEW QUESTION: i can't be the only one who wants to buy a computer game that I can live inside where the rules are better, right?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1688.png",20140712025119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1688.png,image/png,2RVG7QZOWAA6O4ADL26NGL4WDHYF7QX6,1662,comic2-1688.png,"t-rex's list of languages goes english, english, english, love, english, violence, english, english, scotlandese"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-388.png",20140715182205,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-388.png,image/png,3TSN4VSISUR523GJZKEO6E7JVREM7ET5,350,comic2-388.png,god's just checking in
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2419.png",20140709211805,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2419.png,image/png,6C6TTFPVUQDB7KTIHWQUZOOVPZ4USEWH,2407,comic2-2419.png,"""given up on studying their own fleshy bodies"" is a phrase that can preface many professions.  artists have given up on studying their own fleshy bodies to draw pictures of other people's instead!  astronauts have given up on studying their own fleshy bodies and instead prefer to spend their time floating in deadly space."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3153.png",20170620204115,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3153.png,image/png,ATCEWMFDKU5AXB5FUAQZ5HBLKKCVXMTD,3148,comic2-3153.png,later on sherlock holmes got restored to normal in a way that made sense and was narratively satisfying
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2091.png",20140710225022,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2091.png,image/png,BICQ44MV7Y2IFDB5ZSABASSHKLFZOQKD,2080,comic2-2091.png,"there!  now each person who wrote me an email about ""they"" being singular should be happy.  i... hope this was exactly what bitches was looking for?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2426.png",20140709205606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2426.png,image/png,DAHJLVKMJSPAQD5S3AK3XF4HGAIVMTYR,2414,comic2-2426.png,"based on the movie ""teen wolf"" which i am reliably informed was marketed as a direct sequel to ""back to the future"" overseas because they starred the same guy and hah hah hah WHY NOT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-868.png",20140714152410,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-868.png,image/png,DRZ3LVODTK6H6ZKYAUCSOOCVSBJZBZAQ,837,comic2-868.png,okay cannibals in my audience listen i'm sorry but i'm pretty sure you aren't throwing in with the laws of god and man
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2574.png",20140709054251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2574.png,image/png,GEEPUCY72AD4YKOSESNP2HOPXKY4NX55,2563,comic2-2574.png,one day spider-man punched a vampire so hard the vampire turned into a reverse vampire.  alright!  so can i mark you down as... INTRIGUED??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2782.png",20150205033950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2782.png,image/png,GZ2CGZGGUH5AXPS5MD7TYWPW3M6WCV6X,2772,comic2-2782.png,"NO i did not just lose some data because I BACK MY DATA UP.  Beats me, man.  Beats me why most dudes don't back up their data.  Sure as hell ain't my scene."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1068.png",20140714003649,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1068.png,image/png,M2ENZVCCC2IMCVFN3PB43LQLNEALJUA3,1041,comic2-1068.png,"i like how the narrator is all, 'a comic about a talking dinosaur?', like he's just finding out about this now. HOW'S YOUR FIRST DAY GOING, PANEL 2 NARRATOR? FULL OF SURPRISES??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2380.png",20140710000814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2380.png,image/png,NFVVNIZHOGULKFTAMKDIUGF564RYMTX4,2369,comic2-2380.png,"the funny thing is, i don't even like jeopardy that much"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2631.png",20140709010739,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2631.png,image/png,SCYP5JUNX3S6DYTMD7PQK4R7DF7OE6AW,2621,comic2-2631.png,i hope you learned a lot about sex or at the very least learned a lot about which places are bad places to learn a lot about sex
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3003.png",20160717053720,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3003.png,image/png,U36RP7KEL3H5BSJ6N4L6FXQEQE2JM2U3,2997,comic2-3003.png,"did you know that there's no entry for ""gullible"" on wikipedia?  it's true!  there's actually just a redirect to ""gullibility""; you'll want to check wiktionary for an actual entry for ""gullible"".  you should go do that right now."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2870.png",20150805185847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2870.png,image/png,Z7U3QW2KWLN2FAKPYE4DAJTTCJWNAQDJ,2861,comic2-2870.png,"I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of allowing an overweight man to vomit up a perfectly good cheeseburger, and returning those burgers safely into the hands of the underweight."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1174.png",20140713151645,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1174.png,image/png,ZE7ZOOBKRET24FGDBGJK2LWRIMVJDTZL,1147,comic2-1174.png,"in panel 5 utahraptor was supposed to be thinking ""i should be more supportive of t-rex's ideas. usually they have nowhere to go but up"" but WHOOPS, UTAHRAPTOR OLD BUDDY, NO ROOM FOR THAT! INSTEAD YOU HAVE REACHED A ZEN STATE OF PERFECT THOUGHTLESS AWARENESS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1286.png",20140713064929,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1286.png,image/png,4BTKC7EDKPO4OKXGUMZZQZCSVQKMLMEA,1259,comic2-1286.png,"guys who has stubbed his little toe so hard that he's broken it, multiple times? OH LOOK IT'S ME, GOOD OLD HARD-WALKIN' RYAN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2639.png",20140709010024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2639.png,image/png,4ISOUTC42IB6X4BGDX4UCIH6UCUGWXRL,2629,comic2-2639.png,third try's the charm
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2734.png",20141106200122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2734.png,image/png,5LC72K3ZTFGROTL4XSBOLXZPJL4W5G3I,2725,comic2-2734.png,"by which i mean, they are taken apart with skill and a minimum of waste"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-825.png",20140714191259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-825.png,image/png,6PROV2L757IN7PNCHKLHQZ6EJCDYWUP3,794,comic2-825.png,men!  i'm out of tips!! 
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-153.png",20140717210309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-153.png,image/png,7VGPOEGYNU3IVT2HUQEPMKG2SVR2JQVJ,139,comic2-153.png,this illustrates why you should never listen to a talking utahraptor
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3087.png",20170117021953,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3087.png,image/png,B6DJZL572X4STZCWRXWQ5JQBTFLOIAFE,3082,comic2-3087.png,I wrote this comic years ago and just found it now.  WHY DIDN'T I PUT IT UP THEN??  I have no idea; it's clearly great
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3139.png",20170516120959,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3139.png,image/png,HN5O5GMIFS4ZRKSCLFOKAQLDVNLLKTHK,3134,comic2-3139.png,"true facts: any story you'd like to write but which violate copyrights is technically a story SO AWESOME the law made it illegal!!  And by ""technically"" i mean ""only if you mentally rearrange events so that copyright gets invented AFTER your story and as a direct response to how awesome your story is, but still!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-855.png",20140714154900,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-855.png,image/png,K76ZNRH2NLOT2DY2BBPHMLPEL5AWZII7,824,comic2-855.png,hey!  t-rex sincerely believes that any song about bitches can be changed to a song about your male acquaintances by replacing 'bitches' with 'fellows'.  where my fellows at?  fellows ain't shit but hoes and tricks!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2671.png",20140715073533,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2671.png,image/png,QKEFOWPFXU57OCLG34MWEFQG5WUDKGQW,2661,comic2-2671.png,"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them jerk it >:("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-105.png",20140717214853,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-105.png,image/png,QNBAH6F5C5P6QFDM4J6RXINCFKMX7QYU,103,comic2-105.png,here comes trouble
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2399.png",20140709230051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2399.png,image/png,SBP2CZEDOHLR5RQW4RH2TVTBTYOF5Q3K,2388,comic2-2399.png,"And in advanced classes it's taught that the letters K, Q, J, are somehow equal to 10 - and worse, that an A can equal 1 OR 11, which is dumb, because Roman numerals don't even work that way.  Listen, nobody comes out of blackjack smelling like roses."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2735.png",20141106200127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2735.png,image/png,WBODBYY77XQOKCLYWEVSAFYJ3HW3KJFC,2724,comic2-2735.png,STAR TREK REBOOT IDEA: we appear above strange new worlds with our ships powered by screaming blood skulls and try to convince its inhabitants that we come in peace
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1033.png",20140714031808,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1033.png,image/png,WRQ23H7ZDSXSDYPTG7XLR674FZIIDGS7,1006,comic2-1033.png,this comic is inspired by the time i shoved apples into my mouth and in that moment i knew i was ALIVE
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/aaron.gif",20140715131952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/aaron.gif,image/gif,X4DAH5EBCGRMF3CG3W6ZMSFJCII7MYGE,490,aaron.gif,phew!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3292.png",20180522171410,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3292.png,image/png,Y5XOXRTREJ3SM2WZDQO3JDL7WBZGMZ5W,3287,comic2-3292.png,the chocolate story is TRUE!  the best part was on the last visit the only window was to an assembly line of putting chocolate bars in their wrappers.  i saw someone fall behind and toss a bunch of perfectly-good chocobars in the discard pile.  then i went to the gift shop and looked through the discounted slightly irregular chocolate bars and found some that were perfectly fine!  I KNEW THE SECRET: an unreasonably fast conveyer belt meant chocolate savings for me
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-582.png",20140715112429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-582.png,image/png,YWEQU2UGJKQJ6LWMERLEGPPGHSW4IN56,543,comic2-582.png,relationships are also for the young and the criminally inane
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1665.png",20140712050712,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1665.png,image/png,ZL6XDEFKLLE6OIN35PKC7HLKLGLSBROV,1643,comic2-1665.png,"oh my goodness this comic is so dumb, WHY DO I LIKE IT SO MUCH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1771.png",20140711200559,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1771.png,image/png,7WAYHMY4ASV2SM3TBFS4PHZEJM2WTQQP,1747,comic2-1771.png,"""I'll show myself out."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-598.png",20140715085152,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-598.png,image/png,AWVSATH2GB7Z6SB3IX3OVECJFBRS4VYE,560,comic2-598.png,"t-rex's greatest inventions of the past century: women's suffrage, poutine, chips!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3085.png",20170106231309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3085.png,image/png,BB2BOXHMV7BBXDLSPGVTCWTDMDOO7LKT,3080,comic2-3085.png,"if you've never tried liking your own posts, i recommend it, it's amazing.  the dizzying sense of power and confidence is, i believe, largely unparalleled"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3101.png",20170312061431,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3101.png,image/png,CS2FW32D5NOYFIN3FALAC3TKPKLAI6CE,3096,comic2-3101.png,later on batman stole a giant version of his coin and put it in his lair like it wasn't even a thing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-827.png",20140714185614,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-827.png,image/png,KN7YXUP76HBXZAPEXEBFGMEHN2UC3LVM,796,comic2-827.png,"here is a persuasive writing tip from utahraptor: if you are writing an essay and want to say 'everything' without having to defend it, write 'most everything'.  it means 'a lot of things' but sounds like 'everything' to a casual reader!  with this tip including in your 'bag of writerly tricks', you will have certain success in EVERYTHING YOU EVER DO."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2114.png",20140710204307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2114.png,image/png,SVB5PEUVKYSTRNPI7MOJ3DFOK3EQOLQE,2103,comic2-2114.png,"this actually sounds rad and i want to hear more about this ""princess"" and i am prepared to go on record saying i would read a whole series of books about a ""magical"" ""princess"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2319.png",20140710060129,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2319.png,image/png,U3UHDOAL5TU4WHQ5RLA5XD5VCRRLCDD6,2307,comic2-2319.png,CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT / UM I MEAN CAN A WHAT WHAT BE GIFTED UNTO ME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1776.png",20140711194848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1776.png,image/png,U6J7VVEDC75PWOKV6IZGOEIYPLHU7V7J,1752,comic2-1776.png,"a tragic accident in selecting the size of the meteorite leads to the destruction of most life on earth?  nope, don't be ridiculous, t-rex and god TOTALLY nail this one and everyone goes away satisfied with an extremely excellent high five."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3225.png",20171207040845,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3225.png,image/png,UARDXYGJZLUWWJH53AWSFY2FLXLQZYSV,3220,comic2-3225.png,"honestly, i didn't know i had a crippling weakness for bragging about computers to people in the past until I basically tripped over it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-167.png",20140715182648,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-167.png,image/png,VQIIUV73AAEOBL3C7CZYSFMLEQXAOJP3,336,comic2-167.png,this just in: cephalopods damn freaky
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2127.png",20140710194653,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2127.png,image/png,WGTYJPAY2GKF5T7IN3W6V5CKTEYSAA2Z,2115,comic2-2127.png,rejected first lines: someone's brain is wheezing for a teasing / freezing for a teasing / sneezing for a teasing / seizing for a teasing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-520.png",20140715140207,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-520.png,image/png,2OLGT226QHEJLRO3KN2LVWJROSGMXKZZ,474,comic2-520.png,"you need to postulate a meta-time for such things to work, i mean COME ON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2724.png",20141110055905,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2724.png,image/png,CQA7XVGMZINVJLUIE2NMTJF5UK6ZP7WA,2714,comic2-2724.png,turns out the answer to the freshest beats possible was... 42 BPM
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2518.png",20140709133547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2518.png,image/png,DJTZ7ETBLY6UXS7NUGBU74Z7MLBDNMFQ,2507,comic2-2518.png,"robyn's grandmother?  it seems possible, especially in expanded-universe narratives where all the new characters are related to the old characters we already know for some reason!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2862.png",20150814212427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2862.png,image/png,EWLX7IH2GGLPI27JC6ILQXKU3VHBOBK7,2853,comic2-2862.png,"what should we invent next?  weaponized anthrax?  ALREADY DID IT, WAY AHEAD OF YOU"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2488.png",20140709153411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2488.png,image/png,FVK4GJVXLNBIKNO2I7A3RTDQIQRHI5AG,2477,comic2-2488.png,"if you can clench your butt in like that then yes, you have truly earned that tattoo"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2668.png",20140722231341,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2668.png,image/png,HTGLBSAQ7FBYPWDO2OBTYTYY3UE6KKIS,2658,comic2-2668.png,"To my knowledge, La Marseillaise is the only national anthem that goes out of its way to describe their country's accent as ""manly"".  And yes, this includes anthems composed by Kahless The Unforgettable sung in the original Klingonese."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1525.png",20140712160401,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1525.png,image/png,I5ULYSORTMM7GJXOW4VQ735YYF7LJ3LR,1504,comic2-1525.png,"the nice thing about this theory is that you get to look back on all recorded history and think ""man, all this isn't that interesting?  the future must be AMAZING."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-879.png",20140714144623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-879.png,image/png,IC7BMVTPIIGYILNMJVZHHHP3L6MLT2NN,848,comic2-879.png,"t-rex isn't trying to be rude, it's just - it's so upsetting that the uncanny valley got personified."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-754.png",20140715004325,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-754.png,image/png,JHSZO76XHFZ6PIYYKZMTBETFLXGJPR6E,723,comic2-754.png,you could be remembered as The Dude who Had A Cuss for every Occasion
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2052.png",20140711003928,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2052.png,image/png,JVYANEEEDEXGAKOA54VJCXKPFDFF7PRA,2040,comic2-2052.png,"Toronto's politicians and tourism board will look up and shout ""Boo hoo hoo we can't increase tourism and we've never even tried calling ourselves 'Omega City, Where It's Always Two For One Tacos', tell us what to do Ryan"" and I'll look down and whisper, ""No."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1722.png",20140711234927,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1722.png,image/png,O5USHEFXHG4S7IZG6FBJ227A5SZKESAI,1698,comic2-1722.png,"this installment of dinosaur comics stars t-rex, utahraptor, dromiceiomimus, and a cat that comes up in conversation.  Not a dream!  Not a hoax!  Not an imaginary story!  In this issue, one!  Of!  These!  Characters!  Will!  DIE!!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1514.png",20140712162632,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1514.png,image/png,PWAK5Y5LFDIOD5C4HEJWOASG5NRR2RHG,1493,comic2-1514.png,"IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY FORGOT TO PROGRAM IN THE BIT ABOUT ""LEARNING THE RULES OF TIC TAC TOE FROM JUST STARING IN FRUSTRATION AT THE BOARD"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-312.png",20140717193301,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-312.png,image/png,XZT7FRY64RUH3AAEAYPUOAWTCTQV3Z74,262,comic2-312.png,"no jokes about how smoking is real reason dinosaurs went extinct, please"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1373.png",20140713014104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1373.png,image/png,2MERG2MWIHEPKKM6RIEGHZVF3HA5OTRW,1346,comic2-1373.png,"i used to be SUBMERGED in it, but now i'm not even in the lake! i'm on the shore, dripping wet, coughing up blood."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1566.png",20140712130100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1566.png,image/png,6DHROWIEINDGQ4YAW6GX7TORME5RMDR3,1545,comic2-1566.png,"kris straub of starslip dot com informs me that there's already a 1985 movie called ""MURDER IN SPACE"", in which the crew of the murder ship is forbidden from returning to earth... until they have solved the murders!  IN SPACE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1390.png",20140712234336,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1390.png,image/png,BLWNBDDPOMXB64IA5FCQUZSMGFNEBW6L,1363,comic2-1390.png,"and thank YOU, google search for ""one in seven canadians""! i had no idea what my seventh friend, BRANDI LEE MACDONALD, was up to"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1610.png",20140712085446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1610.png,image/png,BYHSIN5GGJ5ZKABOQ3CAMLFE47A4WIQ2,1589,comic2-1610.png,any one ALONE is better than ending with a mouth full of someone else's blood and a dead friend who can't party on the beach anymore
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-656.png",20140715055533,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-656.png,image/png,DQMQ4AQIKZWVTWM3ISSTT5QU7ECBVT7Y,616,comic2-656.png,i totally lifted this punchline from scott pilgrim vs. the world.  you should read it!  it is totally radical!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-163.png",20140717205948,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-163.png,image/png,EDN5AZRYZWVN5N6ZKFRRR35C54DUSQZR,148,comic2-163.png,aww
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-658.png",20140715055417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-658.png,image/png,FBJFZZRHWAC7H7QCTJIA3XBWLYYWAP34,618,comic2-658.png,"'it's very embarrassing and sometimes i require medical attention' is one of those phrases i would have liked to get through life without saying, if possible"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2903.png",20151104200642,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2903.png,image/png,KKXS66JCCJJWLQ2D274GXOAM3U2STV7U,2897,comic2-2903.png,"certain kinds of death can be temporarily postponed with our cereal, and we are willing to sell some of it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2562.png",20140709100455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2562.png,image/png,KUPAYY64BS2GTNLOORNLNVEBPZTQ3SNU,2551,comic2-2562.png,three dramas in a row?  geez man i'm not a teenager anymore
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-965.png",20140714085618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-965.png,image/png,KVYEMKLU3CADXAZ4VCB4BU64YOMYPUXU,933,comic2-965.png,"god can use punctuation in quotes, just like how data can use contractions when he's playing back other people's phrases.  IT'S ESTABLISHED IN CANON IN THE FOURTH SEASON EPISODE 'IN THEORY' IF YOU DO NOT RECALL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1863.png",20101203020856,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1863.png,image/png,QW3KH7ADYENK6HVZVAC7YCVPC74J5MKH,1852,comic2-1863.png,THE SUCCESS OF YESTERDAY'S PANEL 6 HAS LED TO A NEW REFOCUSING FOR DINOSAUR COMICS!  IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME AS BEFORE ONLY UTAHRAPTOR'S IN MORE TROUBLE AND T-REX IS JIMMY OLSEN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2785.png",20150205030738,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2785.png,image/png,QYRRAVNYLINYDIDH3MSADF7LSGDH5RQZ,2775,comic2-2785.png,this one goes out to Guy On The Streetcar Who I Guess His Phone Battery Died??  Dude I Can Only Imagine What Your Deal Is
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2202.png",20140710133344,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2202.png,image/png,RVKDMNTSR5K64ENLLAV6BGIPHXZWZWEM,2190,comic2-2202.png,"anyway, my friends, that's how come i'm late for dinner"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1887.png",20110113011202,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1887.png,image/png,XYBQ72O7DG5GLSBNS4BYJ7OCQGKRIAHZ,1876,comic2-1887.png,LOL where did it all go wrong
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-914.png",20140714121716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-914.png,image/png,2CSBX5SE6MYWUZOAI4I4CHRNA33QEOIH,883,comic2-914.png,"he played 'data' on star trek.  it's an exciting prospect, having your own brent spiner."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1592.png",20140712110853,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1592.png,image/png,4A6KRTY3WGADP7X46CQLZCLB6ZGHUXP3,1571,comic2-1592.png,"really disappointed i wrote a comic involving hats that did not involve the word ""haberdashery"", not sure what i should now do to fix things, not sure if they can even be fixed"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3241.png",20180308045906,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3241.png,image/png,577YV43ADVP37OZAKJPMZ2KCKVSO7KVQ,3236,comic2-3241.png,i have actually read zero steinbeck so on the off chance we sound familiar i assure you that's because famed writer guy steinbeck sounds like ME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1984.png",20140711074825,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1984.png,image/png,6H33WAZSQUTMZX6NCSJFQLMPGUVHOP2B,1973,comic2-1984.png,The Tommy Westphall Universe has nothing on the T-Rex And Antonio Tony Whoah What A Crazy Dream Theoretical Framework
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2309.png",20140710065606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2309.png,image/png,AMHLAUM4OSJF7VXLQH7MQSWTWBUQTVYH,2297,comic2-2309.png,"high seas high is also OF COURSE the name of a boat stoner comedy.  science has LONG ago proven that all genres are vastly improved by adding ""boat"" in front of them, witness: boat romance, boat action, boat found footage"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-236.png",20140717195659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-236.png,image/png,C5OJG3WQE5VNEC2UXZHRSJVCA2QIGDPO,209,comic2-236.png,this House resolves that pirates with sufficiently awesome ships are great
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2922.png",20151216000845,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2922.png,image/png,CXBB65NSRUEP6FN3R3OOV7YFH6LODRBK,2916,comic2-2922.png,NON-CANON
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1883.png",20110106133150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1883.png,image/png,CXOUFJIVHBGCM6ZMBYGCJQO23L2NJ4NN,1872,comic2-1883.png,come on!  must i point out that I'M ALREADY GREEN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2621.png",20140709013325,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2621.png,image/png,DXF2WQIGUWLF72EOXYT7EMH2S7THHV2I,2610,comic2-2621.png,"no, this isn't that kind of recall - unless you are hindu, in which case: eventually possibly??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1528-2.png",20140712154609,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1528-2.png,image/png,EFIG4SMDLHBDA6PH3ULBGPB5GUN5HMYJ,1507,comic2-1528-2.png,"oh t-rex if only you'd said ""dinosaur cultural universals"", this all could have been (arguably) avoided"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1323.png",20140713040552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1323.png,image/png,F2OGVWR7XU3CRH6BBOLOFRYUIZUSB5AZ,1296,comic2-1323.png,I HAVE BEEN TALKING LIKE THIS FOR DAYS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-465.png",20140715170940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-465.png,image/png,FLUSI757YZDIZYUAEWQMXTNWT2MGWL7I,422,comic2-465.png,don't need no credit card to ride this train
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3249.png",20180208035117,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3249.png,image/png,GZZJ5UWG4OBDKNDX6WSYS6MQHWUYAHGN,3244,comic2-3249.png,the only alternative is that the world is an unscripted sequence of events with no coherent or discernible narrative arc and may I just say: THANKS BUT NO THANKS??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1820.png",20140711180051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1820.png,image/png,HC3WL43ZXOX6UDI4JUURSIMNFR3E6KAB,1809,comic2-1820.png,hello!  my name is t-rex.  do you like... OPINIONS?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-101.png",20140717214957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-101.png,image/png,HFFWMADFBF3GDWDWDQHVONW323WC6UYH,100,comic2-101.png,"at least i still have my collection of erotic photogra-



GOD DAMN IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2589.png",20140709043920,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2589.png,image/png,HIM6ILFOFM3GSSBNLANKQSOH5TV667J4,2578,comic2-2589.png,oh gosh i'm just the worst when it comes to other people's feelings
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3302.png",20180607085358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3302.png,image/png,HRMDPCRMYYLSYEQP3PPKVTJHWDZHHR77,3297,comic2-3302.png,THIS JUST IN: i am now obsessed with the idea of lie jail
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1475.png",20140712184456,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1475.png,image/png,II6N3KLFZNFRTV7EC6MBS4N2ZEH5KMJR,1448,comic2-1475.png,vegetarians could sprinkle b-12 on their food for insane taste explosions and it would be SO GOOD. someone should get on evolving this right away!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-197.png",20140717201018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-197.png,image/png,MZB5MI2BZLMPS4CROVIMMLLQLRMT6MBJ,178,comic2-197.png,the utahraptor is not too upset because he got to eat all the food himself
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-979.png",20140714074605,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-979.png,image/png,NBBRWYNYCYGJKKNGGU4R44YJCVI47A7C,947,comic2-979.png,consumer!  did you know that all other non-diamond gemstones are LITERAL CRAP when used in wedding rings?  she will never hold your hand again!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2858.png",20150805231147,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2858.png,image/png,PO6K2YP66UY4EO552MAI6QCPML4DIS36,2849,comic2-2858.png,people who say exercise is fun get a commission and make a quick $15 for every five minutes you exercise.  IT'S THE ONLY WAY THIS MAKES SENSE
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/patcomix2.png",20140717223439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/patcomix2.png,image/png,QU4NIJWDXNK3AHWIAZJTTNMXRXYL2RF3,74,patcomix2.png,by patrick wisking
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-129.png",20140717212751,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-129.png,image/png,RVTDGXVEXRJML5XT4RPD5UFPC63DFG5R,120,comic2-129.png,we suuure do
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1257.png",20140713090032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1257.png,image/png,SPRTCS5HB3VZ4BZ2CRAGB277FQKDPWDP,1230,comic2-1257.png,"WIKIPEDIA! I would have donated during your last funding drive, if only I knew!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/yournewwallpaper.gif",20140717234108,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/yournewwallpaper.gif,image/gif,76IDLBKF7L23RO2DNAWL75V2TOMRA63N,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1745.png",20140711222413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1745.png,image/png,7XRO6LDIKN27P3Z346XISECIVAYAO5QJ,1721,comic2-1745.png,or more accurately: never has a fraction (of a fraction)*10^48 of a percent been OH SO AMAZINGLY SEXUAL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2676.png",20140722224551,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2676.png,image/png,B3ZZXROEO6IJLXC7ZIDDEJFBSLVFMPQH,2666,comic2-2676.png,"Angola Maldives broke free and managed to lecture his arch-nemesis, Brussels Samoa, on proper sharkkeeping.  Also he stopped his space lasers from melting the Earth's crust.  I forgot to mention that part but it was going on the whole time."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-946.png",20140714102245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-946.png,image/png,BEA4VZMVPZGVEDUNT46YO2WQAFSNCGUS,915,comic2-946.png,"have i got a movie for you!  ZOMBIE JURASSIC PARK.  zombie velociraptors surrounding people in the dark, half-eaten zombie humans bursting out of zombie t-rex stomachs, an undead army of both humans and dinosaurs, lit from behind, moaning their way towards the camera."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1588.png",20140712111152,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1588.png,image/png,BVIXG4RIY5XOF4TGF2YJBHUFYGVJM2EM,1567,comic2-1588.png,"you know, like, ""ten chairs of elderlies"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2565.png",20140709094623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2565.png,image/png,CX67RGY2O7OTHTEEZOP5OOHOU3R3ZHQN,2554,comic2-2565.png,THE CREATIVITY AND INVENTION OF EARTH-NATIVES JUST GOT... /SUPER-SASSED/
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1098.png",20140713201309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1098.png,image/png,GKZWLIWBSMUSX747G2CWTWKBES3CIQ53,1070,comic2-1098.png,"um, hey there baby / i don't mean to pry / but do you have / an STI?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2173.png",20140710151432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2173.png,image/png,NSVA4AQQEZGKZH25XYNZV7OADRBCXQXP,2161,comic2-2173.png,"i know now why you cry, but it's something i can never do.  unless it's related somehow to batman"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-307-2.png",20140717193528,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-307-2.png,image/png,NVLKFLXML6LJZJGOVWYHYCNQXDJALBDB,256,comic2-307-2.png,it's always good to check
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1258.png",20140713085942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1258.png,image/png,PD4KSZRM7FKR2LX2UJSYIWSB3ZYDWQ6Q,1231,comic2-1258.png,"this happened to me once, only i kept wiping my nose in my sleep, so it was my hands that were covered in blood when i woke up. i saw my hands, and was like, ""dear diary, all i remember is watching half a movie and falling asleep on the couch?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-303.png",20140717193643,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-303.png,image/png,W5FFRSRXXYGGUD73JGJHINGGQ335WGXB,253,comic2-303.png,it is especially classy if you are dressed like punks because then you SHATTER CONVENTIONS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1619.png",20140712081729,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1619.png,image/png,5N4SZLLZIXSIVGXXMH524CDECGCZVIGY,1598,comic2-1619.png,"OTHER ORGANS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH - WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANY SURPRISES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2973.png",20160416124844,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2973.png,image/png,CVIXDC4M43OLIBBACBZYVKTL44TF4CWZ,2967,comic2-2973.png,"Potential slogans: ""Don't Worry, He's Friendly"", ""He's A Good Dog, Yes He Is"", and/or ""The Paws That Refreshes... America""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1742.png",20140711225732,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1742.png,image/png,ESIYIHN7AFR5NLX62B55KZW3MBYLTKLQ,1718,comic2-1742.png,"haha, that's not true!  you can still benefit from the placebo effect even if you know about it; LET YOUR FAITH IN THE AUTHORITY OF INTERNET CARTOONISTS CONVINCE YOUR BODY OF THIS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1769.png",20140711202243,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1769.png,image/png,HFQ2J5PL662KXHAOQPM4TEKLWBGMJITQ,1745,comic2-1769.png,"hey what do you know, a comic about the oil spill and the g20 all in one"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2778.png",20150305053122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2778.png,image/png,HMX2DDBVDROLZRDH3I2LIEWQP74DM7AK,2767,comic2-2778.png,"this is EXACTLY how we lost Reverse Valentine's Day, ""the day where all love runs in full reverse"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1733.png",20140711232511,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1733.png,image/png,HNNJGVR4QQGSIFX737AUMG5BF42YYBIG,1709,comic2-1733.png,"if you are reading this comic while already tripping all the balls, heads up, you are about to get a greater supply of balls and trip ALL OVER THEM"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2578.png",20140709045227,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2578.png,image/png,SMXN74UMOFP4KMIDWKNTO4LRTSZYT7SD,2567,comic2-2578.png,"""i think this cool genre has great potential!"" deduced watson correctly."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1537.png",20140712152535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1537.png,image/png,TL3F4IGJF3JOOX3T3QVTYBGROPBLVM3T,1516,comic2-1537.png,"teri hatcher starred as ""lois"" on ""lois and clark: the new adventures of superman"".  this is but the first step you take on your amazing journey of teri hatcher facts."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3030.png",20160924015216,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3030.png,image/png,TTGD2PSNYM7QZ4YSSXQODPUCBBQLBPGE,3024,comic2-3030.png,"we come in peac-- wait, what are YOU coming in?  yeah, uh, that's the exact same thing that we come in too.  ha ha ha, people who don't come in whatever we're both coming in are such losers, right?  ha ha ha, i hate them"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1839.png",20140711165719,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1839.png,image/png,WDRSJBPQFUUAA3ZE4F44I3AC46OGEHV5,1828,comic2-1839.png,"this is my worst comic ever because everyone reading it at work just got reminded to get back to work.  ""FRIIIG, THANKS A LOT RYAN"" they're saying.  i'm saying that too, actually"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1254.png",20140713090251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1254.png,image/png,YLG236ZRF3U5S6VNT5QWYLOFRTMPRMF3,1227,comic2-1254.png,"what you have to picture is a horse raising a hoof like a fist and menacing it at the maiden. if you were already picturing that before you started reading this comic, hey, you're way ahead of the game"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1747.png",20140711222245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1747.png,image/png,ZMTIIFPR3DU75ITUDULEU5FYJWWFDP6G,1723,comic2-1747.png,"zero google results for ""laser thigh surgery""!  that's another life-time to-do list item checked off today for team ryan: INVENT A NEW USE FOR LASERS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2147.png",20140710182505,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2147.png,image/png,47UABXLFKTS6NHXAZRQ6U2W3Z5SI3WPC,2135,comic2-2147.png,hey you wanna come up for coffee 88_88
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest7/fx070514dinosaur.jpg",20140714040848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest7/fx070514dinosaur.jpg,image/jpeg,5DLERXM5YU4E4BTUZUDKMHFPHYDXZLI4,998,fx070514dinosaur.jpg,T-REX WHERE DID YOU PICK UP WORDS LIKE THAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-290.png",20140717194407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-290.png,image/png,6C4BU3R52XUGRN3UA45LG26NEIRFCFWE,238,comic2-290.png,the symbolism!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-335.png",20140715183733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-335.png,image/png,7A3KHAZLTBKLGJ2G4ZQ3DUXFTQOD5TD7,302,comic2-335.png,utahraptor's going to be pissed when he finds out t-rex had this whole conversation just for the sake of the pun
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-579.png",20140715112607,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-579.png,image/png,7PTFVR3HTRP3MC3JFW3SJ7NWW657A57T,540,comic2-579.png,awww!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1833.png",20140711171816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1833.png,image/png,AFBWJX5TA2RXT6ED6VGNSZADQ6FRCJ3C,1822,comic2-1833.png,"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, T-REX.  YOU JUST TOLD AN AUDIENCE OF THOUSANDS HOW TO PERSONALLY BENEFIT FROM THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-896.png",20140714141814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-896.png,image/png,EWSVL2W6SHNPMSVU7TSHS32Y35BP2CYA,865,comic2-896.png,"you offend a regular person it's okay, but then you offend a sexy person and everyone's all YOU'RE CRAZY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2093.png",20140710224852,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2093.png,image/png,GASBNTQJNCYT3BWE2LL2EXM27SXYXTTL,2082,comic2-2093.png,guys i don't think my legs are supposed to bend this way
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1082.png",20140713221047,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1082.png,image/png,JGUJVDEOVRHNVUSXQOGVDWL4HR4N6BZ7,1054,comic2-1082.png,hey god! whatcho trying to pull??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2761.png",20150108150254,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2761.png,image/png,JI6424YBK3QIDQAHVKT4D6MPNRVRRBFH,2749,comic2-2761.png,"The words ""catch me if you can"" appear overnight on your lawn, surrounded by snowmen.  Security footage shows only 3:17 of static before the words and snowmen appear in what was previously pristine snow.  No footsteps are found entering or leaving the area."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3150.png",20170607193415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3150.png,image/png,NANKVP2Y42TKHV4455EZBIWD7T5HNFC4,3145,comic2-3150.png,"...BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T THE HOST TO CALL EVERY CALLER ""COUSIN"" AND TO INTERRUPT THEM TO ASK THEM WHAT THE WEATHER WAS LIKE WHERE THEY WERE BEFORE THEY COULD EVEN REQUEST A SONG"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-714.png",20140715025754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-714.png,image/png,OEROB6SOA4BFS4BV4TIDSTXZCYQEJAKZ,683,comic2-714.png,"t-rex has gotten the idea that what debt collection agencies do is ""try to get people to buy them a big ol' lunch"", which, when you think about it, isn't actually what they do at all.  let's be serious about this, t-rex.  come on."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-405.png",20140715181402,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-405.png,image/png,PGSJCBGLOVSM2QGCP5HWX6GZUOUAJOWV,377,comic2-405.png,"ha ha ha, whoah"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-57.png",20140717225423,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-57.png,image/png,SXFVNSIVGWUWLF665MNYX3HWU7DY4AY2,47,comic2-57.png,another good title for the second comic would have been 'parenthood phunnies'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2219.png",20140710123457,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2219.png,image/png,THNI3LAE552CAR7FXALZN5YN3O4Y5XQ7,2207,comic2-2219.png,"I've seen better websites in ""hey kids, teach yourself HTML"" examples on the back of cereal boxes.  Cereal boxes don't even have ""teach yourself HTML"" instructions on the back, you say?  AND YET THE BANK'S WEBSITE IS STILL WAY WORSE, IT'S AMAZING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1094.png",20140713201525,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1094.png,image/png,UTSHRGLL6E44JRMGR35MW6HNDVASEEUM,1066,comic2-1094.png,"shakespeare, i love how you make a big show of appending hand-written additions to 'the quotable shakespeare'."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1467.png",20140712193718,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1467.png,image/png,YT4KF7W7QPKOHZWENYEUWKCAEBCWSU32,1440,comic2-1467.png,using all phrases in one day is bonus points; using all phrases in one situation-appropriate sentence is a times two multiplier that you can apply to any other score of your choosing
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1115.png",20140713191459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1115.png,image/png,ZAFIDTRVBPYRS6L65IIIOFZZHYNA42A3,1088,comic2-1115.png,you'd think they'd put her on the poster
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-118.png",20140717213135,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-118.png,image/png,4I7HMVFMGJKJAXWHGNNJJ3MEICI7XVVD,110,comic2-118.png,that is pterrible news!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2625.png",20140709012906,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2625.png,image/png,4PBC76TIZMGMW3KAUZHPFLULBDZFS3A3,2614,comic2-2625.png,bears in the woods don't worry about who friends them on facebook AND they can poop wherever they want.  bears in the woods have the right friggin' idea
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2473.png",20140709161815,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2473.png,image/png,52S5GJCDHQPGL6NPBMHD3TR5P5VJLLND,2462,comic2-2473.png,just a reminder that in the Dinosaur Comics universe all the characters are dinosaurs!  anyway good luck enjoying GTA ever again now that I have given you this brief glimpse into a world where you are a dinosaur stealing cars from other dinosaurs and then get chased by army dinosaurs in tanks and helicopters.  GOOD FRIGGIN' LUCK.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1246.png",20140713090803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1246.png,image/png,73LTFSYICBZQTXVRUQV6Q4ATXO7PFJQI,1219,comic2-1246.png,DO YOU JUST WANT TO INVITE ME OVER THEN WE CAN PLAY GTA IV AND EAT DELICIOUS SNACKS AND IF YOU SAY NO THEN TELL ME WHAT ABOUT THIS PICTURE I HAVE PAINTED IS POSSIBLY UNDESIRABLE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1166.png",20140713160734,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1166.png,image/png,A37EVNJCAQ6EFHJCVQL3D4VWFKSZEDMT,1139,comic2-1166.png,"people in the stories for men are always showing up to work late, saying ""sorry i'm late, mr. bossman! an explosion happened to me."" then mr. bossman explodes them out of the office!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2926.png",20160113060137,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2926.png,image/png,CRPQLGAR2UZR4HJNGAEZV2FCMIYZZOJY,2920,comic2-2926.png,"you get tossed a copy of t-rex's bible.  you open it up to a special pop-up book section, and while a tinny speaker plays a 10-second clip of the batman theme song, you are invited to pull a tab to reveal the creation of the universe.  you instantly renounce all other religions."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1618.png",20140712081803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1618.png,image/png,CWABHTGDHNFHNYEKYEHJGD5ZF4UMM4L6,1597,comic2-1618.png,in my experience there is indeed no room on this planet for such a dude
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-482.png",20140715162543,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-482.png,image/png,D5FWS4PYBULLDJSGQDV26YDCQOMSGT4W,441,comic2-482.png,aww.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-296.png",20140717194213,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-296.png,image/png,GI7MVU2L2H2FRNIRIF5YXWI5MN5CVUNG,242,comic2-296.png,i wish i had more times in my life where i could shout 'don't listen to him!'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1457.png",20090507233524,http://www.qwantz.com//comics/comic2-1457.png,image/png,ID3O3I32AUSP2FOST6MWIN6IMNHJ4FCA,1430,comic2-1457.png,HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYBODY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-669.png",20140715051806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-669.png,image/png,JYB527JWXVUWTXXMALVR5BRUQM5UB2RX,628,comic2-669.png,i am so new to the world
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-202.png",20140717200906,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-202.png,image/png,K4KGP3ZGONJB736QMC7XIBHQR4DNA5L5,181,comic2-202.png,"seriously, where the heck did he go?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1552.png",20140712142855,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1552.png,image/png,Q2IWQ5QBHIUWQMNTTFSKR4RSXLPCZ6SQ,1531,comic2-1552.png,no-one could fault you for being curious
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2313.png",20140710065309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2313.png,image/png,RKC6N72VYRIKNGL5J5274KBWVWPTZUBE,2301,comic2-2313.png,"HAPPY HALLOWE'EN, OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3265.png",20180322015104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3265.png,image/png,TFXZKMDCNXHTAKMLM4DCQOA3R5WF77TX,3260,comic2-3265.png,"i wrote this comic at emerald city comic con, wherein i definitely did not forget ANYONE'S name, you're welcome"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2331.png",20140710045052,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2331.png,image/png,UP5UOZSIOCCI2LIQ5THHEPMEGCRSH627,2320,comic2-2331.png,"""Wait, you're also a handsome man without any flaws?"" said Hong Kong China.  ""Yes,"" the handsome man replied, flawlessly.  Hong Kong China lost herself in his eyes for a moment, and then opened the door, revealing all the other handsome men without flaws inside.  ""Join the party,"" she invited."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1602.png",20140712093039,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1602.png,image/png,WCRENS3ERIBSC7FRYIJBU5TAKQCUJ3NK,1581,comic2-1602.png,"Lots of languages have ""ba"" sounds for dads, too: ""baba"" in Persian, Swahili, Turkish and Bangla, Mandarin Chinese, ""abba"" in Aramaic and ""ba"" in !Kung.   In other news, !Kung (the language AND people) is/are too awesome to just be mentioned in the title text here; their language uses CLICKS, that's what the ""!"" is!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1224.png",20081012084747,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1224.png,image/png,24RS5PILYY7TZXAHQWWULE6WXBFRFLJJ,1197,comic2-1224.png,"t-rex would have said ""oh no! are those ALLEGED criminals breaking into my house"", but they were already wearing domino masks and carrying a laundry bag with a dollar sign on it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3188.png",20170905172843,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3188.png,image/png,4T2S6HALPFRIFVUQT7SQUJEPETEF4WYV,3183,comic2-3188.png,"plus rotational speed!  don't forget about Earth's rotational speed!  and, if I may be so bold: whooooooooosh"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-71.png",20140717224924,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-71.png,image/png,5UKCBNFIL6A67RKGTH5OSFZZKLNYDQQ5,60,comic2-71.png,like you need a pretense for cooking-themed sex
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-513.png",20140715143630,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-513.png,image/png,7TEQ3SJVGOI4PJPQF3UZQ4VZUPARNALH,468,comic2-513.png,"they're going to shoot him out of a cannon, how improbable is that!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2828.png",20150506203030,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2828.png,image/png,7YPH4OUUSTJPVPTPAHDWPDTVZVGY5UOL,2818,comic2-2828.png,"make every day earth day!  pee in the ocean every day.  DO IT, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE PEE POLICE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1729.png",20140711234400,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1729.png,image/png,AIZOKAE7I6OBWGXJ5BF4FGLAZDPPE5BS,1705,comic2-1729.png,"BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE LET US ASK TWO QUESTIONS: DO YOU THINK NON-REFUSAL IS A PROPER SUBCLASS OF ACCEPTANCE, AND HOW COME YOU SAY ""FRIG"" SO MUCH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-54.png",20140717225516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-54.png,image/png,FW3I54PAKE22IEJP5JDW4TJDBWPAZCZK,45,comic2-54.png,aww
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2180.png",20140710150930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2180.png,image/png,GLCERRQ4IZWR6GJZKKN7QATZSPPQNHR3,2168,comic2-2180.png,CITIZENS IN THE U.S. COURT SYSTEM: why do you say you're taking the fifth when you could say you're LEAVING four fifths remaining for somebody else??  accentuate the positive
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1594.png",20140712105219,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1594.png,image/png,GTBJXWKMI76BBEPDFB4AR5FJ2YRHBHV7,1573,comic2-1594.png,"let's hear it for mylings, the only ghosts who can CANONICALLY give themselves a case of the superchubbs"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1494.png",20140712180130,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1494.png,image/png,HJC7FXJYUJPTISHQHWGMI55EPVAHVVT7,1466,comic2-1494.png,...but mainly spider-man!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1504.png",20140712173842,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1504.png,image/png,IBFNMRKEWL5S7IRVBTGJZT7SJ3FXN7MQ,1476,comic2-1504.png,"tattoo idea: gothic font, ""2 TOUGH 4 HYGIENE"", barbed wire around it, useful when people say you should take a shower, when you show them your tattoo they'll be amazed you had one ready for just this situation and may drop the matter"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2145.png",20140710182649,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2145.png,image/png,T7RU4DBWUZ6BTUT3AY46OJF7AWS7B6QZ,2133,comic2-2145.png,"ERROR 5001: YOUR PSEUDOCODE IS A PSEUDOLOAD / OF CRAP I MEAN, I'M IN SASSING-YOU MODE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1052.png",20140714020416,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1052.png,image/png,VFT6VNH2DXLWTMMQOHTAXB6LUPIYPR4F,1025,comic2-1052.png,"what i need you to imagine in panel 3 is a metal cowboy robot hand grabbing the crotch of a dinosaur, okay??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-764.png",20140715002104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-764.png,image/png,XXMFPHJ4WUIACFTA3PYKP4YM64ZCPXPM,733,comic2-764.png,this comic gets a lot funnier if you replace 'fall in love' with 'masturbate' in the first two panels.  it's too bad i don't make sex comics!  i've already got the first two panels down cold.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-19.png",20140717231842,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-19.png,image/png,ZHCGWFSNM6G5GN6RJX65KHFCVTTYPJXA,17,comic2-19.png,nothing ever changes with that guy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1437.png",20140712212945,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1437.png,image/png,4APZ2FSLIMTKDAKLBIUQJKDNIUVXEYBE,1410,comic2-1437.png,CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?? ptoo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1350.png",20140713025848,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1350.png,image/png,6J7FEBMAPPKNCUFFLAYTXLWAQ36K3CKY,1323,comic2-1350.png,"""FRIENDSHIP IN MOTION"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1184.png",20140713143849,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1184.png,image/png,72JRNRSXM2VMRELINQYMYUGXSJHVAP3C,1157,comic2-1184.png,"what adult life is actually like: ""ooh, a new kind of cream cheese! i - i should try this on a bagel."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2133.png",20140710194207,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2133.png,image/png,7TY3FV6TNF2ABLBRETHAYKMKR7EUMSS3,2121,comic2-2133.png,"a twitter account that's just random song lyrics followed by an all-caps ""PLEASE RT"": file that under Things I Would Follow"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2594.png",20140709040309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2594.png,image/png,B32TE37TOQQLTAZMDRMG2RP3IPGHVCA4,2583,comic2-2594.png,"that last quote is from an apple ""think different[ly]"" commercial, so wow i hope you enjoy your apple products you RETROACTIVE HISTORICAL ENABLERS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1164.png",20140713160836,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1164.png,image/png,EVIG3NLYY2OX2LZFYYQ3YGD5OKMXZBRB,1137,comic2-1164.png,TELL SNOWBODY THAT I CAN TALK
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2575.png",20140709054148,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2575.png,image/png,KFLOUVWKCVECIH2MDXQ6HZSJKGRMV7NU,2564,comic2-2575.png,"DID YOU KNOW: the snake in the garden of eden isn't specifically named ""slippy"" in the bible, but then again, neither is the snake in the garden of eden specifically NOT named ""slippy"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-872-2.png",20140714152144,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-872-2.png,image/png,LKJ6Y4BUC6YF3H6M77ZHWGMNDMERXBCY,841,comic2-872-2.png,"hey t-rex's last line is one we've all said before, right fellas?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2810.png",20150409171646,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2810.png,image/png,LPD45FRDLW5ZIXGB4QZJCT2I6UVAIW3C,2800,comic2-2810.png,"gluten is actually a corruption of ""glue ten"": the first successful edible adhesive, which is used in industry to collect the shavings of other bread products (they're cut down to make them fit into a few predetermined shapes) and recombine them as a new foodstuff."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1837.png",20140711171427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1837.png,image/png,NWADCUOCGJE7A37TJOT24DB2YA5YYVB3,1826,comic2-1837.png,"that's too damn creepy.  replace ""suicide"" with ""cannibalism"".  wait, that's still creepy!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-6126.png",20140714023913,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-6126.png,image/png,ONTF75TXLH6WR5CRA43DHPQXIRLJ5QBG,1019,comic2-6126.png,"meanwhile, sony is slowly driving by in a matte black truck, snapping pictures the entire time."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-308.png",20140717193444,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-308.png,image/png,R33ZXJOIVZIH3S655PF7P3AXNGZYOA4D,258,comic2-308.png,and there's this other great one from two weeks ago where the t-rex totally forgets his line and has to ask for it!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1383.png",20140713001855,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1383.png,image/png,RHLURDKWCLNGOAFIHXLG4TVPJO75CV73,1356,comic2-1383.png,IT KEEPS ME OFF THE COUCH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1302.png",20140713052203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1302.png,image/png,TYSIZQJ67H3LQPVCOQN5KX2BJZJIAUE3,1275,comic2-1302.png,"space restrictions in panel six forced me to cut five paragraphs of stunt description. basically it was the stunt driver pulling every stunt ever pulled, back to back, WHILE SHE PUNCHED OUT TERRORISTS WHO DESERVED IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-978.png",20140714074625,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-978.png,image/png,UDYBNJVGVYMR273H527XR2KFAZYHRP5M,946,comic2-978.png,"SHE WILL WEAR THESE BEAUTIFUL DRESSES AND WE WILL GO OUT ON PICNICS, SOMETIMES ANYWAY, NOT AS OFTEN AS WE'D LIKE.  WE USED TO DO IT ALL THE TIME, DON'T YOU REMEMBER?  IT'S JUST A ROUGH PATCH, SAMANTHA"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-897.png",20140714141708,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-897.png,image/png,33RGLRZTVNSOJM7O4AUSLMXRFANUCWXF,866,comic2-897.png,"determinism: seriously guys, let's never talk about it again!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3112.png",20170312084935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3112.png,image/png,47EBCOBV5OPMXNDKNL35LMSHV63PFY5Q,3107,comic2-3112.png,"Teens please leave me alone, I am extremely happy with my current moderate amount of self-knowledge and do not wish to increase it even a little"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1724.png",20140711234727,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1724.png,image/png,4IZTOLGGYO4LRMWAVDVNUPNM53FWKHZU,1700,comic2-1724.png,"whoever actually does this in the future, i bequeath to them in my will an award that has a thumbs up on one side, and on the other side is engraved ""actually wait no I asked them to engrave a frowney face, what the hell is this"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2037.png",20140711015749,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2037.png,image/png,AJR3WD5TZLMC56LNIR3CL4DHXR4VEEJX,2026,comic2-2037.png,SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION: never think about your hands
"com,qwantz)/comics/samandfuzzy.gif",20140711192645,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/samandfuzzy.gif,image/gif,CCGYDURKBHT3JYZR7NKCMHEROGZCJL5M,1773,samandfuzzy.gif,TOTALLY SAFE FOR EVERY WORK POSSIBLE; CLICK FOR YOUR NEW WALLPAPER; LET'S DO THIS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2891.png",20151017234815,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2891.png,image/png,EOW67AZZ2AY3EO5RDKC7G25WSKXHSIVP,2882,comic2-2891.png,"yes, he's literally just shouting ""like if you agree"".  YOU THINK THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN, AND I SAY TO YOU GET ON BOARD NOW BECAUSE I'M BRINGING IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-854.png",20140714154930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-854.png,image/png,IRRIXX4FQ7E5IQ3I7U55VQMPVD7W7OVK,823,comic2-854.png,i destroyed my chair through sheer force of will while writing this comic.  if you don't believe me come see my chair
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-546.png",20140715125500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-546.png,image/png,JCDZ6JIXVHOD2ONQF6BEVXFHVEXY7U4A,504,comic2-546.png,i hope nobody who reads my comic broke up with their girlfriend today!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3327.png",20180801201707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3327.png,image/png,LBG2LKCXPFZCNE3AZ7QZWGFRAR6XODH6,3322,comic2-3327.png,"things i have also invented from first principles: standing desks, breakfast in bed, and chocochops: the chocolate pork chop with the real pork chop bone"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-152.png",20140717210353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-152.png,image/png,LESLGIEO3PDA265OZU7LVA5T65R3YFN4,137,comic2-152.png,mom did WHAT?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3255.png",20180321215438,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3255.png,image/png,ME7C5LZG6R22M3T22SNCR3RGFJMNWS6A,3250,comic2-3255.png,"NOW THE FUTURE SUCKS AND EVERYONE'S POOPING LIKE A REGULAR PERSON SO WHAT EVEN WAS THE *POINT* OF 15,000 YEARS OF CIVILIZATION"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/lmqwantz.jpg",20140715184150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/lmqwantz.jpg,image/jpeg,P3JQUNUDOOHHZTRNSM72ILLJD2MYLCDH,289,lmqwantz.jpg,"i'm sorry ma'am, you've got a terminal case"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2210.png",20140710131205,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2210.png,image/png,S23RYMPKIKCMV57L2LZXIHYNUIQ3IE3Z,2198,comic2-2210.png,"we, um - we do these comics live.  on the plus side, the laughter you hear is produced by a studio audience, only the studio is distributed across the world's homes and offices and appears generally when the audience is supposed to be working YES I MEAN YOU"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2731.png",20141106212831,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2731.png,image/png,X2BO6NY7TSZXLTGI44L6UT7JFFIIJRTX,2721,comic2-2731.png,"alternate titles include ""Sleeping Dogs"", ""The Bay at the Moon"", ""One Part Per Trillion Of The Scent of a Woman"", and ""Sonata In Sea Major"" (and again, YES, i should've saved that one for How To Write Stories With Boats In Them)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-58.png",20140717225311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-58.png,image/png,35C5ZZQLEA36OF6QRO2OP2VYC42PSXLD,50,comic2-58.png,it is well documented in the fossil record that t-rexes kept tiny bite-sized pets
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-895.png",20140714141914,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-895.png,image/png,A5EHCQ6EXFOXEDWHJFIZMJAM2METENZS,864,comic2-895.png,this comic is based on a story where I was talking with a guy and the guy said 'ryan you sure do use a lot of exclamation marks' and I said 'we're talking!  how can you tell if I'm using them or not?' and hold on wait this story's no good
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-263.png",20140715183636,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-263.png,image/png,A7IDIY7V6LCVDCCIBCZ742Y2LY6CYJEX,305,comic2-263.png,fists with nicknames would garner a lot of street cred: i'd estimate at LEAST 20 street credits
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-587.png",20140715103621,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-587.png,image/png,D6ZEFYOKXRKECMSKXH7EFPV2SQ46EFRS,548,comic2-587.png,and you thought there wouldn't be any actual programming advice in the comic.  for shame!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2381.png",20140710000731,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2381.png,image/png,FJBEYO4LYKHGH5W5SZSFW66CL7UXVSAR,2370,comic2-2381.png,"nowipe's middle name is ""antibidet""; in life he has had some challenges"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3146.png",20170607205707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3146.png,image/png,GYKGCVKWXYKBRZVBCKY5G362D56Z3HWP,3141,comic2-3146.png,there!  now you don't have to read TWO books!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3156.png",20170626114957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3156.png,image/png,K3TVN2QUZOTINXJD3V5WLMVHY2RXEGB6,3151,comic2-3156.png,"nah, it's okay.  go ahead.  i wanna see it, artists"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1240.png",20140713092728,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1240.png,image/png,KJGUX7J736KJMV525RPIFHXYMWANJYBB,1213,comic2-1240.png,we can discuss this afterwards!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1595.png",20140712105144,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1595.png,image/png,NMGXNZQLJUW5OYJUHLQPRGLGLAG7ECSN,1574,comic2-1595.png,"alternate panel 2: ""anyone, don't tell everyone!!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2266.png",20140710091120,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2266.png,image/png,NNRROUHGHUCH5DGSW7FX4IDBPOMFZVT2,2254,comic2-2266.png,"next up on Sayings To Disprove: ""Takes One To Know One"" (easily disproved on account of how you know what a poo-eater is, and my friend that's gross, that's NASS to the T to the OMG.)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1875.png",20140711145459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1875.png,image/png,O2LPUJ2X3VDURUW356POHH6J2LQ3PQI6,1864,comic2-1875.png,THIS IS NO METAPHOR
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2795.png",20150304222756,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2795.png,image/png,OZ74X42VO65XKDJU5HDYLGUYTCRUJAQJ,2785,comic2-2795.png,"WASTE NOT, WANT NOT: all I'll say is the idea that everyone in poverty has earned it or somehow deserves it is one of the most destructive ones we've got."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1548.png",20140712150219,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1548.png,image/png,Q46OG6576ANZCNJ5QLPDYN2MZ4NTBY7A,1527,comic2-1548.png,"nobody attribute ""whom is responsible for all these hards on?"" to me, because i hereby bequeath it fully, grammar and all, to my friend PATRICK WISKING INVENTOR OF THE CHOCOCHOP"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2034.png",20140711020006,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2034.png,image/png,QJHMNNOJ34ZZNTYZVR4ZNR7YLSEBWLBO,2023,comic2-2034.png,"press x to see them loudly argue while eating in the food court, press y to make eye contact with a stranger and exchange a knowing glance"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-485.png",20140715162406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-485.png,image/png,VNIYDZQFGZI7XSGSMWXTI3VWLGQS2DOC,443,comic2-485.png,i'm not even fooling.  i take them very seriously.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2318.png",20140710063250,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2318.png,image/png,XNWAHM7DZR2PPTOWBMZIT3YKKZR7ELXK,2306,comic2-2318.png,"if there was any dinosaur comic begging for fan art, it is this one, fan art SO GREAT it replaces the standard representation of mermaids and taurs both centa and mino.  this be your challenge"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1793.png",20140711190604,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1793.png,image/png,YDDSKAHVS2C6NWFOUJCSHXICMQZB36AH,1779,comic2-1793.png,"this goes out to my driver instructor years ago who on the first day of class said ""nobody fails the course"", and when someone said ""what if I fail the final exam and then i don't get my license, this class is a rip off"" he said, ""i'll say it again: everyone gets an A.""  then he put on a video of car crashes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2107.png",20140710210453,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2107.png,image/png,YPIRVEND7ZZXAQMPXPUE6ICNE6OUGC4D,2096,comic2-2107.png,"ALTERNATE ENDING: Utahraptor, ain't nobody a better bro to HTML than me! / I'm down with the W3C / BFFs with Tim Berners-Lee / At least the version of him from back in '93 / *record scratch* / ...Why doesn't he call?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1120.png",20140713191208,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1120.png,image/png,3TFQY4ALI5PAMYZOIZ4V7SGWDMYQC3GR,1093,comic2-1120.png,"joking, of course."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-722.png",20140715020632,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-722.png,image/png,3YS6OSRHFH26FBNM3EUN7S2E5XXH5OSF,691,comic2-722.png,"IN TWO THOUSAND AND SIX, PEOPLE WILL JUST TELL EACH OTHER WHEN JOKES ARE AWESOME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3000.png",20160717053803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3000.png,image/png,6P6KMKWHPBRH4TYNXA6HAY4MT6NPAYU4,2994,comic2-3000.png,"AND THEN EVERYONE ADOPTED THE PUPPIES AND THEY GOT COUGH MEDICINE OUT OF LITTLE BOTTLES AND EVERYTHING WAS ADORABLE AND PERFECT, THE END"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2944.png",20160211073427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2944.png,image/png,AN4MWNCUB7PM2SBL4PIFMZCPNNPNDGKB,2938,comic2-2944.png,"i like the idea of living under a rock as meaning that you haven't kept up with current events.  like, you're pushing yourself under a rock and using it as a house, maybe we can cut you a little slack??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-60-3.png",20140717225332,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-60-3.png,image/png,CE3L2HKFEA73BBZADVZHZEYD3W6P6XC5,49,comic2-60-3.png,i'm just sayin' is all
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1343.png",20140713033405,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1343.png,image/png,CPVXFAFDPRH4H4CPCGFDLVP6JJFX4P56,1316,comic2-1343.png,"everyone, think of how much fun things would be if we used ""fubs"" instead of ""um""! police would be all, ""where were you the night of april 21st, son?"" and we'd be all, ""fubs, uh, fubs..."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2185.png",20140710144957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2185.png,image/png,GKKDW76QLF4ZGBGQZFKPLLVM2PD66BH7,2173,comic2-2185.png,"a lot of folks seem awfully paranoid about being killed by those dinky ""hello my name is"" stickers"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3319.png",20180714191238,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3319.png,image/png,GZFBSTBZW65WB24KLDDMR4NLACAGTEF3,3314,comic2-3319.png,"a kickstarter for cybernetic implant that replaces pain with a star trek style voice in our heads that says ""WARNING: ligament in third finger at 78%"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2580.png",20140709045001,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2580.png,image/png,GZPXMU7PGTI5KB4PNPCT5GJWEBG5GQRJ,2569,comic2-2580.png,"better go cry into my holodeck, where only the tears are real"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1518.png",20140712162335,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1518.png,image/png,HUTXZPEJWWV7KEVS36YHK7NRVBWBRTIO,1497,comic2-1518.png,"haha, all the spies who read my comic today YOU JUST TOTALLY COMPROMISED YOUR COVER, WHY WOULD A NON-SPY READ A COMIC ABOUT SPIES, OOPS TURNS OUT THEY WOULDN'T"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3151.png",20170609220429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3151.png,image/png,HXLZBYNVAB36MLFTYWCH4MXCNBBMRMBG,3146,comic2-3151.png,later: .........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2513.png",20140709135655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2513.png,image/png,MBM2G3DRKQ7JFHE6KHI2LUI7EX47N3KA,2501,comic2-2513.png,"the answers to the questions in panel three are ""the force that holds us to the earth"", ""pretty big and pretty tasty if you eat just the right parts"", and ""slowly, calmly, like it isn't even a big deal"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-805.png",20140714210046,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-805.png,image/png,MQ7CI23FTR73MQVZRUTFXJH42AJYVETT,774,comic2-805.png,"SCIENCE CORNER: if t-rex is telling the truth in panel 3, then his kisses must consist mainly of water, proteins, carbohydrates, lipids, phospholipids, and electrolytes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2760.png",20150206061515,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2760.png,image/png,NCOHTP7WDJTL25NQXWALPD5752GQSTIN,2751,comic2-2760.png,"i'm not sure what ""podcast"" is but is it ""podcast"" to walk around talking about jimmy olsen??  did I just do ""podcast"" or what"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-834.png",20140714175100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-834.png,image/png,T4RKJ2GIGJJSX4WUKPL5LJCZBSPUTO3C,803,comic2-834.png,guys i'm totally gendered
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-18.png",20140717231432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-18.png,image/png,UACIKPSKX6BOGXO4QAHIJWFCEF7HLIAK,27,comic2-18.png,he hadn't thought of that
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-866.png",20140714154044,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-866.png,image/png,UNYJSCTSUGCQZJJYWROORDKW4VKP26G3,835,comic2-866.png,"ladies, if you want to win a man's heart, draw the two of you as batman and the joker and it works EVERY TIME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1142.png",20140713173940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1142.png,image/png,WWZAZOGN767YKC6A2KT5F7BTYABXPEBC,1115,comic2-1142.png,Why Not Imagine Sex And Accept My Political Beliefs At The Same Time? You Can Do Both.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2636.png",20140709010413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2636.png,image/png,7FNYAAI2E5BSTDD3AEI6IFEDRYOEE4BO,2625,comic2-2636.png,"truth, justice, and whatever the recording of my dead kryptonite dad says is the kryptonian way"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-991.png",20140714063626,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-991.png,image/png,CWMQXO2VEYYEPWZ4H5MLF7RX5K2R5DVR,959,comic2-991.png,"bard of avon's just standing there in his pajamas, flipping off the toaster"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1921.png",20110302215706,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1921.png,image/png,DKH4TEAM3LA4ZNZDOALGKNT57CPNVY6V,1910,comic2-1921.png,"I AM 86% CERTAIN I MEANT TO SAY ""HOURS"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1156.png",20140713164412,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1156.png,image/png,FDFUGT2GGDILDJ5M2UMFFHN6MA2N2YUI,1129,comic2-1156.png,"i keep forgetting ""panacea"". i'm always left with ""it's a word that starts with p and means 'universal cure'"" and eventually i rediscover it and go OH YEAH, then i get to wait two weeks and do it again"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2682.png",20140801130219,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2682.png,image/png,HBDDBVW6FLCCWE73QOXW47V34VXW52GA,2672,comic2-2682.png,"i'm sorry it didn't work out between you two, nasa engineers :("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1173.png",20140713153242,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1173.png,image/png,KZHQH7ZPSAEWO5WJ7X42LJQ6DMAMGJN3,1146,comic2-1173.png,"Microsoft Word WordArt, t-rex? seriously?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest4/dino3.png",20140715182324,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest4/dino3.png,image/png,M7JZOBD5DZBYRUAWQKZEXB26BKAGXPOV,346,dino3.png,i like the format where it says i'm right on all counts
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2404.png",20140709220200,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2404.png,image/png,OUNF6SCMEU5AWHQ5ON3LR6BSQVTBKBLL,2393,comic2-2404.png,"i kid!  in fact, and it may surprise you to hear this, but I TOO am the result of a sexual reproduction"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-82.png",20140717223659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-82.png,image/png,R3QBOAV7FHM2LVSVX5SN3B46E22AG4B7,69,comic2-82.png,ladies and gentlemen: mr. stack overflow!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1953.png",20140711104427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1953.png,image/png,VOHOAW45X2F2FFEFTXZJITWSFTAL5SBP,1942,comic2-1953.png,"most cheaper chess sets make you use your imaginations for the houses, but the fancy ones have actual toy houses that you can put your queens and bishops and horses in, decorating their rooms and making them play house before one of them dies"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-787.png",20140714220141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-787.png,image/png,VVEZALCUEGHZGV5SIP2U6J5UXQODIRTT,756,comic2-787.png,"an alternate ending had t-rex opening an entire gender-themed restaurant.  the restaurant sold things like patriarchy pie, and you might ask, 'was there anything especially patriarchal about it?'  the answer is, well, no, not especially."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2548.png",20140709111846,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2548.png,image/png,W4AAJI6COJPKT5HSJN633AQNW2QIRYNJ,2537,comic2-2548.png,"if you are not ending every facebook post and comment with ""lol wtf!"" then may i respectfully submit you are not using facebook to its full potential"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-228.png",20140717195918,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-228.png,image/png,Z2N5JQIGQF63FMI7NC22XVWNWNTZBF4R,204,comic2-228.png,they're just standing around then WHOOPS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2367.png",20140710010352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2367.png,image/png,ZGQGUGQPUSLGITMEY4Q6344IF6XGO4MV,2356,comic2-2367.png,"We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars, Oscar Wilde!  Come on!  Pull up your socks, Oscar."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-310-2.png",20140718003203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-310-2.png,image/png,2NB4FIUGNISGKYXC6MBNFABIQBZ4WS3R,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-423-2.png",20140715181001,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-423-2.png,image/png,2PICTCPQQAU2JRXCI3EIFKAPY3LLQTFL,390,comic2-423-2.png,"Quite frankly, there were some parts that didn't make sense and seemed destined to remain, apparently forever, wholly beyond my understanding."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1705.png",20140712011935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1705.png,image/png,3ASFUT2YKIJAGVCTD5SPMSC5VDBGDSGS,1681,comic2-1705.png,"Sometimes, Utahraptor, the most amazing fact is how un-amazing a fact can be."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1713.png",20140712002610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1713.png,image/png,3LFI4C6YWUYSVQWHSONSRBZGIZJDFKNA,1690,comic2-1713.png,ultimate understanding of batman having long since transcended definite articles
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2852.png",20150702012426,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2852.png,image/png,4AMFUKZMT7DJSXWIK4E6KLZVT7HCWBFH,2843,comic2-2852.png,PROBLEMO COUNT: ZERO.  THERE ARE ZERO PROBLEMO(S).
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-5894.png",20140714023846,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5894.png,image/png,5SKEVPCXQ2VMP64T6ZYZXMHSFOVYBT4I,1020,comic2-5894.png,t-rex doesn't swear that often so when he does he tries to make it special. for everyone?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-820.png",20140714193256,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-820.png,image/png,6UDYAYG364KVZEESSMETR6WXWOTGKQD4,789,comic2-820.png,"i took the final words of this comic from the final words of the one guy who ever witnessed a dude jump over a pit of bad dudes on a motorcycle, and then while he was over the pit he hopped off the motorcycle and punched out all the bad dudes, and then he hopped back on the motorcycle, WHILE IT WAS STILL FLYING THROUGH THE AIR."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1976.png",20140711095705,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1976.png,image/png,6UPURSLGIF5NLGZOVPMZMJ6KGVG5IO6X,1965,comic2-1976.png,"wait wait, ""NO HOLODECKS INVENTED YET"".  wait, wait: ""SEX CONVERSATIONS HAPPENED HERE""!  wait!  ""HISTORIANS: BETTER AT THIS?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-748.png",20140715011814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-748.png,image/png,7KRJDOUYUTQIJSHJFSMW57JFOOZKRZM6,717,comic2-748.png,i'm pretty sure that's how it works?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-306-2.png",20140715181634,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-306-2.png,image/png,EO3QQDVQPOZRT3JBZADJC3QSTQDPCVB4,369,comic2-306-2.png,i got my wish
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-443.png",20140715180511,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-443.png,image/png,GZ2EMTIEPRPY4FNCFQRRE7CW6UPL3NAZ,406,comic2-443.png,that's - that's pretty popular
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-773.png",20140714231336,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-773.png,image/png,JI23F75HE4APSURHCZM6CC5ATZ2CT4YZ,742,comic2-773.png,"alternate ending:  t-rex finds an old diary of his while cleaning, flips through it, finds a random entry, and wonders what would ever have compelled him to write the phrase 'brainstorming the castle'.  he feels like he'd like to distance himself from his past self.  he sits quietly for a while."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1465.png",20140712195408,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1465.png,image/png,KMBFRLZ5EOOBBIRPT6WYCFJ6RU7AXCEF,1438,comic2-1465.png,so hey stories where someone gets a transplant and then starts acting like the donor are almost as infuriating as stories in which someone is cloned and then has all the memories of the original person. THERE IS A LOT OF FURY TO GO AROUND HERE IS WHAT I'M SAYING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1998.png",20140711060611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1998.png,image/png,KMD6F4V2R2M5UXZZ3NYECIV6BJMTYQMS,1987,comic2-1998.png,"oh, my opinions, what is wrong with you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1554.png",20140712142733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1554.png,image/png,PLXQMYZLLCXJTSCSGEOI3KT4G5PQ72N4,1533,comic2-1554.png,Utahraptor I will be happy to testify under oath that including question marks in a search query indicates extreme newbitude
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2775.png",20150206014612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2775.png,image/png,PNEWLXZ2TZOBKFGNNXT7GOUMNTTZ43GX,2765,comic2-2775.png,Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... vember Rain is also good in much along the same lines
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-568.png",20140715115057,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-568.png,image/png,QWL4AUVYOBQOEHQAQCLLQG7AIGRXDUM7,529,comic2-568.png,"dromiceiomimus thinks t-rex might be one of those dudes that looks really great in glasses, like, oh i don't know, R STEVENS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1215.png",20140713111453,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1215.png,image/png,RT4ICPMRH7OVEZRML6AJRFZR2UOYYJ45,1188,comic2-1215.png,you had me at the first mention of emblematic classic rock power ballad 'total eclipse of the heart'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-919.png",20140714121309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-919.png,image/png,WZ7SOE4SU4B3VFTTORLBAQWEP45TNJVP,888,comic2-919.png,"they're not actually sure if they need his torso or not, but it's best not to take chances with The Widowmaker"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2390.png",20140709233908,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2390.png,image/png,27JSH33DUAAAOQNULVGPZPXVP6SGJ7DK,2379,comic2-2390.png,ladders may be considered to be a special and perhaps degenerate case of stairs
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-431.png",20140715180738,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-431.png,image/png,46RGKEWHFYK3FXJOESCXPWW2M6BR7NNF,398,comic2-431.png,it would have been really good though
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1612.png",20140712085304,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1612.png,image/png,4C6XRZ3AIFAES2DTBQNV6FI7SBYAO3D3,1591,comic2-1612.png,not - not really sure at all how this took place
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2192.png",20140710135810,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2192.png,image/png,6V2HWGJVV6IOYXO65LQFAS65SD7GHQYV,2180,comic2-2192.png,my raps are okay but they could be pretty good / because i know practicing them is what I should / ...do
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-859.png",20080605153443,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-859.png,image/png,7W2ZQKQPS22XJE4B4SBRDO36RHIWX347,827,comic2-859.png,where ARE they guys
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3058.png",20161102224101,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3058.png,image/png,AF7CPY6QD2RA5YOPU6GB3D4P4N3FJM6R,3052,comic2-3058.png,"Let's just say that when it comes to Poison Ivy, you'll have a lot of trouble picking her out and will often confuse her with similar-looking but distinct plants I MEAN CHARACTERS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3100.png",20170211225018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3100.png,image/png,C2JTQUAB5VVCN2354F6KWADM43RBHXAZ,3095,comic2-3100.png,"""Oh, here's one of literally dozens of ways to implement proportional representation without the inherient unfairness and distortions of first past the post systems.  That was actually really easy.  I didn't even need to be smart for this one."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1855.png",20140711162904,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1855.png,image/png,CYU4X76GHXMOL6EEJHU2PV7HJ3JFB2ML,1844,comic2-1855.png,"you heard it here first: beethoven's symphonies: ""pretty okay"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1299.png",20140713061003,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1299.png,image/png,F465GALQRDDZWUUQYQXASHSU2MYYE7L5,1272,comic2-1299.png,"yesterday t-rex said he had five girlfriends, and i got some emails from people asking if that was normal, because THEY haven't had five girlfriends. dudes, neither have i! i guess it's easier when you're t-rex and can consider a bank teller who was nice to you once to be a girlfriend OH SNAP I JUST BURNED A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT I CREATED!!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2020.png",20140711041446,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2020.png,image/png,F644CPINWU5XAJ6L4UUY5HHWIZZSBHL3,2009,comic2-2020.png,The Office: The Novelization of the Hit NBC Series
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1805.png",20140711181618,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1805.png,image/png,M7GLDWH5N3ODMHOK2BXBIS75CSOUFLKA,1791,comic2-1805.png,GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE BUSINESS CARDS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1223.png",20140713111022,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1223.png,image/png,NBTIVB3IUEAG42WCGTZ575GQGJDR4DZM,1196,comic2-1223.png,WHO DOESN'T
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1987.png",20140711073109,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1987.png,image/png,TYGKQKTXZL3V7R4DQRJXU55FSJUEUXW7,1976,comic2-1987.png,"after the crash of the splintering wood there's a sudden silence, and you become aware of the soft sound of a voice, a young girl's voice, and it's slowly singing lullabies, and it's coming from inside the floor"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2284.png",20140710081642,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2284.png,image/png,X2Q3HPKHS52S4TSXT3GJJSCMG7XH6E4O,2273,comic2-2284.png,what can i say?  one of my interests is the sexy bods
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3104.png",20170301205719,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3104.png,image/png,3S6FOHQLESA4UGN6TH2FXKIFKD7CV4HA,3099,comic2-3104.png,and YES when travelling long distances they would enter apple-based suspended animation so they'd slumber again but STILL it was pretty great. any fairy tale that ends with a new technology that makes intergalactic space flight more achievable is one that's a-okay in my book
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2307.png",20140710065752,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2307.png,image/png,5KIQ5VGVQHRGQZSQDFNJ4CK7ROKNATMN,2295,comic2-2307.png,"alternate ending: On our boat, the sails and sailors alike are... /square/.  alternate ending: On our boat, the sails and sailors alike are... /imported from Germany/.  alternate ending: On our boat, the sails and sailors alike are... /hung from the mast, bleaching slowly in the scorching sun/."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-266.png",20140717195045,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-266.png,image/png,A5XF34SI2Q7X7T62SSWRJ5EXWIQB7JR4,224,comic2-266.png,sometimes i imagine he and mom fight about me at night
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-810.png",20140714205644,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-810.png,image/png,BPQLJ3XBZKNSBQCJKYITNOW3E4UEF3SL,779,comic2-810.png,woo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-560.png",20140715124242,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-560.png,image/png,FKS7E67NDS6W463NELEE5JLAGSXDKU2T,521,comic2-560.png,RYAN'S DEEP THOUGHTS: BOY THINGS SURE WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF NOBODY DIED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2235.png",20140710110623,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2235.png,image/png,G35J7TK3FFJ5C76F3CSAFVKAXEFXSUMO,2223,comic2-2235.png,"that and trade, but if you have nothing to trade, perhaps money will make you do some things for me??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2947.png",20160308143028,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2947.png,image/png,JXVXJY6WFNS5HB7HWOCKNNT3JLMMHB3S,2942,comic2-2947.png,"yes, I AM here to establish that the first animal to crawl out of the ocean was named ""Fishy J. Bonkers"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2543.png",20131129020827,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2543.png,image/png,JYCLH6E4276MSARBDSAVWUDZCHCBQFHX,2532,comic2-2543.png,"We once had ""the day before yesterday"" in ADJECTIVE FORM.  ""That was my nudiustertian movie,"" you could say, and everyone would nod and say ""Yes.  I too understand that word."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2590.png",20140709042301,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2590.png,image/png,M5GE2S7JI6TKGGFBDS55FHPIBPBEROKE,2579,comic2-2590.png,"in related news, the holodeck remains the last invention humanity will ever make"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2991.png",20160602002535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2991.png,image/png,MFEPVUJJEEAA4JUSDXJFBIXDTQ5CCYJ2,2985,comic2-2991.png,"""it pays to increase your word power"" is from the reader's digest section i used to read at my grandmother's house when i was a kid.  it was a bunch of vocabulary quizzes, and it took me several years to realize, wait a minute, this vocabulary quiz thinks so little of me rather than it doesn't even USE the word ""vocabulary""!  anyway i super increased my word power"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-379.png",20140715181927,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-379.png,image/png,PXHOCRBY67PFP5UNZSULB647DBTRDGSL,359,comic2-379.png,friendship with this COMIC annulled
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2351-2.png",20140710013150,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2351-2.png,image/png,S5LIXWEVDHVCM4S7IY2HSAEQP77BVDPT,2340,comic2-2351-2.png,the people who send me emails complaining about too much hidden content are going to be SUPER CHEESED when they figure out what's going on here
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2668.png",20140708193406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2668.png,image/png,SVQ5OUP5IPKCZC2NGHDOD5W4DD5G5B4K,2658,comic2-2668.png,"To my knowledge, La Marseillaise is the only national anthem that goes out of its way to describe their country's accent as ""manly"".  And yes, this includes anthems composed by Kahless The Unforgettable sung in the original Klingonese."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2653.png",20140708221322,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2653.png,image/png,TWNNMKMMIFLG5QPJK63SIBYMXVRQXPNC,2643,comic2-2653.png,"if you talk to me about this, i'll act real confused.  and smelly!  confused and smelly."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-247.png",20140717194015,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-247.png,image/png,UQ6SEOQDBGDSBYT2I6XXJVACSND7RLNP,246,comic2-247.png,and what if my mom reads these comics?  she'll find out I know about these cuss words!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2075.png",20140710233425,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2075.png,image/png,W7JXA2LROU4EZXTOUTXCDSCOMDXQCKU6,2064,comic2-2075.png,WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2913.png",20151202235323,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2913.png,image/png,WFTS4Z44Q6DAX4LPFZAABOGZIOWMDL5Z,2907,comic2-2913.png,"at present i have no plans to make an eight-issue miniseries out of this story like i did with ""the midas flesh"" but, on the other hand...  WHAT IF I DID??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1129.png",20140713183535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1129.png,image/png,YTAICAKJGBTQXRQMV4S3I4RX4XV6WUMS,1102,comic2-1129.png,"CORRECT! further, many ghosts go on to express their sincere hope that slavery will one day only be read about in history BOOOO-ks"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3022.png",20160805145348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3022.png,image/png,ZTZAYBOCS3K4JFMLAG2HR6E722PEEUZF,3016,comic2-3022.png,"actually the sliced bread inventor invented his first prototype in 1912 but it burned down (because it was 1912) and it took him over a decade to get it working again, plus everyone was like ""sliced bread!  like THAT'LL ever be the greatest thing, hah hah hah"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2710.png",20141002014946,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2710.png,image/png,4EDLP3QICYAV53Y6EDCSJ6I3DXC5BBMD,2700,comic2-2710.png,"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into [PAY $1 TO UNLOCK WHAT WE'RE BEING BORNE CEASELESSLY BACK INTO AND YOU'LL EARN THE ""CURRENT-BEATER"" ACHIEVEMENT FOR FREE!]"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-310.png",20140717193354,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-310.png,image/png,7SUUF6WITBXDEXB4XSTA2UXP3KNLZP3L,260,comic2-310.png,click for a completely new comic! with worse profanity!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-844.png",20140714172819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-844.png,image/png,A5XXWBHUYNOK7DKYPOEMAZWDY2NUIE2I,813,comic2-844.png,"this one goes out to all the brothers and mothers who have come up with ideas that can only make the world a worse place.  hey, here's to not implementing them!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-guest-mice1.png",20151012221959,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-guest-mice1.png,image/png,FWI6OL6RN763YGV6AI2HE42P4VV2IS5M,2890,comic2-guest-mice1.png,He also never ever throws up.  He's so great.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1536.png",20140712154121,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1536.png,image/png,HHQFNCKJAGYEUK3G27RQSNS75BX6J2TZ,1515,comic2-1536.png,"the brand name can be ""actual fewd"", so that in casual conversation and radio spots it's indistinguishable from ""actual food"".  the challenges presented by print advertising i leave to whatever agency wins the account!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2767.png",20150107211309,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2767.png,image/png,IAXXMH7IN2B5GGEOKM6H4SFOKLCBKC6G,2758,comic2-2767.png,"this comic started life when i almost posted that first tip to twitter from my laptop-warmed bed, but couldn't figure out how to stop it from sounding like the loneliest twitter post ever"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1316.png",20140713042634,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1316.png,image/png,OWKCFXTUD5DIV2BZYD5FOFTOO4GH33FC,1289,comic2-1316.png,"SOMETIMES, people can fall in love. everyone loves to be reminded of that! except people who just ended long-term relationships, of which, statistically, there are several reading this text right now. WHOOPSIE DOODLE DOO?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-605.png",20140715083337,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-605.png,image/png,RHOTVLENYGPSSI26U5ADM2RAGLYHN4M3,566,comic2-605.png,i'm a poetess and i don't know it-ess
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1311.png",20140713042958,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1311.png,image/png,TQJJXVYQNENLC6AD32PBQAMQGV4SXWQZ,1284,comic2-1311.png,"oh my god, that's horrible. in happier news, i did manage to avoid the dog when this happened to ME yesterday morning, and have scratched up my right side. wear a helmet everyone! otherwise today's comic would have been ""THANX FOR READING I'M DEAD NOW, BUT GUYS, IT WAS A REALLY CUTE DOG"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-769.png",20140715000201,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-769.png,image/png,TRRI6RJVBLKQEFL2XYFVRPXSTVMOF5Z6,738,comic2-769.png,"it's true!  i personally know of TWO people who are doing this 'death in advance' thing.  next time you put flowers on a grave, you should check that the person is actually dead!  also this advice was probably already appropriate even before people started doing this."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-50.png",20140717225716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-50.png,image/png,U3KGWRQLLV5R4IHUUH2GC3OR2PBM74QL,40,comic2-50.png,"obviously the evil utahraptor lived somewhere else, probably on the exact OPPOSITE side of town if you ask me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1997.png",20140711063732,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1997.png,image/png,WFTOVOOX6CNPLTWDOWCHSYD2XIOYOCAQ,1986,comic2-1997.png,"""put your hands on / your hips then on / your face then say / i've danced this hour away"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1409.png",20140712230442,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1409.png,image/png,244OENNCRQMCUQPMNFPPLHZDET6FXJGR,1382,comic2-1409.png,"i'm glad we have these talks, utahraptor. i get value from them. ""value"" means i get more out of them than i put in, so i'm coming out on top. excellent! more for me."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-683.png",20140715045407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-683.png,image/png,3X6PDAXAXHV2IPFMIFL556RZA3UBAOT6,642,comic2-683.png,it turns out there's no real excuse for pretending you're deaf?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1429.png",20140712213547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1429.png,image/png,5JHGUY6WBMYQKU7KMT7ZP7XIVZSRAUTW,1402,comic2-1429.png,"A scientist runs up, explaining that joy cannot be converted into a gas! But then she remembers that it can. She's so overjoyed at this that gas starts flying everywhere"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1199.png",20140713125742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1199.png,image/png,5UEKO3PDDXMCXEGXZLE65W64VWOITNXA,1172,comic2-1199.png,two weeks later: t-rex opens his sales spreadsheet and replaces the 's' in the 'profits' heading with a dollar sign
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-506.png",20140715151144,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-506.png,image/png,7XWR4GNDLMG3DMBEW3JO6TONXSVGSACL,461,comic2-506.png,"it's dinosaur slang!  they did things differently, i don't know"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1826.png",20140711174024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1826.png,image/png,AIHVYGQOLOJYZ6RLBAVGQZFHBKWZBK5Y,1815,comic2-1826.png,erotical: actually a word!  amazing.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2044.png",20140711013106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2044.png,image/png,AR5JXD54T4AZRWBDBLWWTSJ7VL4QRVPN,2033,comic2-2044.png,"does anything in the universe have a perfect 0 chance of killing you?  for that to be true, there would have to be something in the universe with a perfect 0 chance of you ever trying to stuff it into your mouth and swallow it whole, and we ought to be serious here."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1620.png",20140712074008,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1620.png,image/png,B32ZJDFSLRAIPA7IU262WJVWVUD4T4MS,1602,comic2-1620.png,"See how, in the first panel, I smoothly worked in who Morris was so that newer readers wouldn't be confused by the dialogue lines coming from T-Rex's nose?  Here you have to imagine me tapping myself on the chest while saying ""Master."" (tap) ""Wordsmith."" (tap)  ""Guy."" (tap)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1411.png",20140712223244,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1411.png,image/png,DAA6LAJ2KLF2RX3RNTAKWBMELSLIFF5E,1384,comic2-1411.png,"this is all i have to say about oil, except for that you shouldn't drink it, because i saw a james bond movie where a guy did that and he died!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-89.png",20140717215310,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-89.png,image/png,EDV4CQXJMCST5BQFOPAGAM3F4MRN52MQ,92,comic2-89.png,MY son is hot today
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3178.png",20170907160742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3178.png,image/png,F4C2UFE4HWPEXHOXQH4VGRU7WIHYVZBM,3173,comic2-3178.png,"don't act like you're not doing a password recovery on your myspace account as we speak just so you can post about it, and especially don't act like you're seeing if you can single-handedly bring back friendster and orkut just to holler about my fic"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1895.png",20140711142232,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1895.png,image/png,HRV3LHVPMSHNJMZILWPJC5DNXZ7LITP4,1884,comic2-1895.png,"here, let me get you off speakerphone and i'll stop summarizing"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1902.png",20110203100251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1902.png,image/png,I3BWHZH4FBSH2GIDPI35JSK2QH26XWPH,1891,comic2-1902.png,snow has fallen LET'S START EVERYTHING OVER I'M SERIOUS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1810.png",20140711181321,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1810.png,image/png,IO7LHUJGLGAYJRHCDGXYOGN4GUVA5UJ3,1795,comic2-1810.png,"emily horne of a softer world and jeremy of cmdrriker.tumblr.com and i spent an evening gorged on pizza coming up with all these cards; good times, best times"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-746.png",20140715011944,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-746.png,image/png,JNGMVUTSAPFPHFK4OZWLANCZBI4DT34M,715,comic2-746.png,"this comic goes out to all you INTP Myers-Briggs personality types in the audience, keep on keepin' on"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2226.png",20140710121430,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2226.png,image/png,JXRO4UFNFKL7MI2NVVNAHW53NDIIL73P,2214,comic2-2226.png,"""ow ow ow!!  my EMOTIONS."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2425.png",20140709205709,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2425.png,image/png,KXSD2HDOVP277JJUYQJNUFNWAUHYQSQE,2413,comic2-2425.png,"IF YOU LIKED THE WALKING DEAD, YOU'LL LOVE how this is a deterministic model of infection but stochastic measurements could be introduced which can be useful in smaller populations where the effects of randomness can be more pronounced"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-925.png",20140714120838,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-925.png,image/png,OOO2XIX6ET7JKHGZU3LPGKYKB6XAFGU5,895,comic2-925.png,it's the last thing i whisper to myself each night
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1482.png",20140712184038,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1482.png,image/png,SCG2N5OHBT5BMXMTTCE3SGKBMMYY4FXJ,1454,comic2-1482.png,"let's see if my daughter ""Greatwhite"" ever gets tired of HER name. ah shucks, i don't even have a daughter, this is ALL LIES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1731.png",20140711234209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1731.png,image/png,T7PWGSXJCNKY7ICOGGEBHN2TAHXKRCW7,1707,comic2-1731.png,"utahraptor your epitaph makes me want to die RIGHT NOW so i can use it before anyone else!  I LOVE BEING ALIVE, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-27.png",20140717231705,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-27.png,image/png,XTV7TFFPVRYBF355ITU7TZCTPBHFRKF4,21,comic2-27.png,"truly, the salient elements of the film have been distilled and displayed, in comic form"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-659.png",20140715053837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-659.png,image/png,Y36HJXZHHQD4RRWOZAWRL7CPGHTM6R5Y,619,comic2-659.png,"'i hate that guy so much right now' was a line in a preview screening of napoleon dynamite i saw last year, one that was cut from the final film and also apparently the dvd.  it is a very catchy phrase that people probably would've been quoting all last summer like they were 'it's like a lion and a tiger mixed'.  a search for the phrase on google returns zero results!  it is the pete best of catchphrases."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1944.png",20140711113716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1944.png,image/png,YG2I3TGV5CIK7U2UTQXQF7WJFXZRELTW,1933,comic2-1944.png,"a dr. mcninja crossover?  mos def, i even called chris to make sure that it was 100% SUPER CANON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1903.png",20140711141608,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1903.png,image/png,YPWFO6JTO4WZJL6NJF3JZ35E3ZLSIDW2,1892,comic2-1903.png,"everyone: commit this date to memory!  especially you, utahraptor.  just because we're friends doesn't mean you get to pull crap like not committing this date to memory."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2965.png",20160413000334,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2965.png,image/png,ZBSFFVKOWT7LOPN7ZKTNXEXIKZI3Y5LC,2959,comic2-2965.png,if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you beyond caring
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3108.png",20170301194721,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3108.png,image/png,2NP4VTHIITZ3RSQP4C2GXHMEFVZHBJGG,3103,comic2-3108.png,"as dan fired wildly at what had been his daughter, he was relieved that he didn't have to worry about that tax stuff anymore"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1794.png",20140711185611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1794.png,image/png,47NEEAUXXIOMYFPY6NVQNFLMJ4LQ6B62,1780,comic2-1794.png,"OH MAN, if only dinosaurs had developed statue technology, could you imagine the prehistoric statue museums?  INCREDIBLY AMAZING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2558.png",20140709103942,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2558.png,image/png,4XVGXFGIX5E3VU374IWAZLDVFJKZY742,2547,comic2-2558.png,everyone stop programming computers right now!!  I FOUND OUT FUNGUS CAN BE GROSS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1513.png",20140712162722,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1513.png,image/png,5AALWVPO74WEZ63CLK6D2J264JTQLAII,1492,comic2-1513.png,"i'm pretty sure it's either ""EVERYONE ELSE IS FINALLY DEAD.  LOL ;)"" or ""I HATE MONDAYS??"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-768.png",20140715000241,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-768.png,image/png,6TM6EW5R2J4KS5OBSIY4FWCVKVT6CMWH,737,comic2-768.png,"friends, i have bad news!  the answer is still actually 'no way'!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-478.png",20140715164506,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-478.png,image/png,6WHVKO3MKLKSFCE5PLONG2WYVCNXCYLY,436,comic2-478.png,"i think this is the first time the sentence 'my friend, thigh fives are a ridiculous way of expressing enthusiasm' has ever been written down"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1422.png",20140708202540,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1422.png,image/png,AEAPFJSFYJDKETYWRZ6MBSNRUBOUGS57,1395,comic2-1422.png,"the dog is flexing and pointing to its necklace upon which is embossed the words ""muscles rule"". the piece was called ""the dog mom won't let me get"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2834.png",20150512001109,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2834.png,image/png,AUN7TD3HY5SW43ZHL57QN57TBJUTQAWQ,2824,comic2-2834.png,"all the Woman Petes in the audience are frowning right now, they come here to dromiceiomim.us to get AWAY from this sort of baloney"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-133.png",20140717212715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-133.png,image/png,F2BQM5GGFJ34PPLSJQXLV642ZNJWB4V4,122,comic2-133.png,good heavens!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2755.png",20150108153132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2755.png,image/png,FZJEOTNI4DDAGWFZGDVWXU46QIPG25WW,2745,comic2-2755.png,"Years later, Watson recalled that to Sherlock Holmes, it was always THE robot.  ""I have seldom heard him mention it under any other name. In his eyes it eclipses and predominates the whole of its kind."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1765.png",20140711202610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1765.png,image/png,GIJFHUDXZ7T3ACANOS4YECUBII5ZSOS7,1741,comic2-1765.png,"i should've called this comic, HOW TO BE IMMUNE TO CRITICISM, BY RYAN NORTH, HISTORY'S GREATEST LIVING BEING IN ALL TIMELINES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1372.png",20140713014149,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1372.png,image/png,JDZI7H3KSG4BF5HJ7IRK4MBTFTLH67B2,1345,comic2-1372.png,"the ""cake-cutting problem"" is a well-known mathematical problem! i would argue that the world would be AT LEAST 5% BETTERER had the nomenclature gone differently and mathematicians had spent the 20th century discussing the hilariously-named cheese-cutting problem instead"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3011.png",20160717095544,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3011.png,image/png,LXXWPLI74LH2LLLMODAW4AJ4Z72POHFT,3005,comic2-3011.png,"""what about envy?"" you ask?  well, t-rex was so envious of everyone else eating chicken wings that he ate all the chicken wings.  OH SNAP, THERE'S GREED TOO, I GOTTA TRY THIS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-522.png",20140715140122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-522.png,image/png,MX4AMD6HMUIYHGA7IFLAJ3S3QRQDMRJJ,475,comic2-522.png,yesterday's comic has been retroconned so that it NEVER HAPPENED  tell your friends
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1698.png",20140712015600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1698.png,image/png,PL6V2HQQ4LDFWU4NER7PJNCWCZ4EY2IF,1673,comic2-1698.png,"ideally, with MY picture already on them."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-78.2.png",20140717223724,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-78.2.png,image/png,SY4FM2OHP7AC4OTL5HZZK4WB5BVXTUTQ,68,comic2-78.2.png,aww
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1241.png",20140713092642,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1241.png,image/png,TURE5FTHVAI3EFCC6DC5CLZ6WCAJNITJ,1214,comic2-1241.png,the radio's turned down. it's not because i couldn't get the lyrics to fit otherwise.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3069.png",20161218195859,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3069.png,image/png,UDDUT3BHEFBPMRJKICENWRCDKBU6WTUM,3063,comic2-3069.png,okay just gotta pull a slight variation on the shocked-looking face i use for every thumbnail because i read that might slightly increase engagement and we're OUT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2960.png",20160407011242,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2960.png,image/png,VZ5LYQ7LFHJLC3B432FG3NRCO4YDNDE2,2954,comic2-2960.png,"one day i'll figure out a ""nobody dies anymore"" story that isn't a dystopia.  ONE DAY.  TOMORROW, ACTUALLY.  THAT IS MY DEADLINE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1700.png",20140712015435,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1700.png,image/png,W64BBGIRKHN63KHH6OUWK4CE7OHWTKIL,1675,comic2-1700.png,"feelings have occasional uses, kissing has many more though"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3031.png",20160908004952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3031.png,image/png,WBIHP362NV3NJQQAIM6INJWBAI27HCND,3025,comic2-3031.png,"dromiceiomimus blowing some minds in panel three, AS USUAL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3013.png",20160717060840,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3013.png,image/png,2B5SEATP7TEZ5MAWKTW3XCYIGM3U5TSX,3007,comic2-3013.png,"damn, did he just cook my idiolect at 400 degrees fahrenheit for 15 minutes or until done??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2015.png",20140711043407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2015.png,image/png,346CMEN5M7NYLWGKT5GDEBWH6MHOSSW7,2004,comic2-2015.png,"what?  there's OTHER flags at the top of mount angry??  oh man, let me tell you what feeling that gives me that starts with ""a"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2615.png",20140709015401,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2615.png,image/png,3DXSRYYHRAVGCPFPQGGUUZ5T4OQWUE3Y,2604,comic2-2615.png,you know what?  YES.  yes i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.  and you say you send it out each day at around 6pm?  perfect!  PERFECT.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1220.png",20140713111201,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1220.png,image/png,3N6VAEDSSRGN3QYXWCMGAIY6X3ZJMZFJ,1193,comic2-1220.png,"""Nobody talks about ANY ninja turtles for months and months, but as soon as I mention ""ninja teams"" suddenly everybody has an opinion! Well it's too late, alright? I got there first, and it's ninja teams."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1295.png",20140713061240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1295.png,image/png,7OQV6I4ULL2QF74EQTGYQSYPLHSMI6MH,1268,comic2-1295.png,"EACH AND EVERY DAY! EVERY MORNING AFTER BREAKFAST! WAIT, THAT'S GROSS. NEVERMIND. LISTEN, CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OTHER VERBS THAT CAN APPLY TO ""PANTS"" TRANSITIVELY?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2749.png",20141204034711,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2749.png,image/png,7UXYSUI3GUWSCLZ2BOU5QRMEWGSHPH34,2739,comic2-2749.png,"no i do NOT want to dord it right up my dord, what are you DOING to my word??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2921.png",20151210082647,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2921.png,image/png,AEBXGQEO6OTB5TIVPSS2VEWGIWZD6GWA,2915,comic2-2921.png,"oh and afterwards angola was told all his previous enemies were secretly working for one SUPER enemy, and the more angola thought about it the more he was certain that didn't make sense and that he was probably being lied to, so he could just ignore what Brussels said.  THE END."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1379.png",20140713003620,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1379.png,image/png,DOJLNU24OLV5G5FZ5L5D3Z7CM5CHY2DL,1352,comic2-1379.png,the secret is not to dwell
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2914.png",20151202235316,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2914.png,image/png,FLZQZVJQ7E2KM3UGHIJORAV2RB5D6CDH,2908,comic2-2914.png,"reminder that this is dinosaur times, so this was a half bull half DINOSAUR guy.  this might seem familiar to you: that is because you've already imagined this years ago, when you once tried to imagine ""the best possible form of minotaur""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2849.png",20150711165607,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2849.png,image/png,G5MM2T255Q6IWLYJCDHZEU473TEEN4XC,2840,comic2-2849.png,sorry mommy bloggers who don't like to eat the wings of a chicken but today's comic does indeed CALL YOU OUT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2295.png",20140710073717,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2295.png,image/png,MOJWPCYOKD7TRWNSCLRIW7DQOKH64GVG,2284,comic2-2295.png,there's no shame in putting a buffet out of business.  that my friends is a LIFE GOAL; doing it without dropping a barf is just a times two multiplier
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1543.png",20140712152122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1543.png,image/png,MYC6GPYV7HUMACLZR7BN6PABYPLK55LV,1522,comic2-1543.png,explode: it's transitive now.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3002.png",20160717053733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3002.png,image/png,O3BHBBTNXPXZ4A3675WO2YYKLZ6VKBTH,2996,comic2-3002.png,"once you finish experiencing this emotion, you can then feel mono no aware for the experience of feeling mono no aware.  something to look forward to!!!!!!!!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3266.png",20180322025459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3266.png,image/png,OPRO6T5RR64EH2BN6VYN4BFYI7Z3NAA2,3261,comic2-3266.png,"the defense of pooplord pooplord junior rests, he has two ""pooplords"" which is how come he's on trial"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2534.png",20131129142012,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2534.png,image/png,P7APSYV4A3V2A6Y2ZRMQA2LZ3L7IMBYO,2523,comic2-2534.png,WE'RE STILL IN DEVELOPMENT HELL BUT WE HAVE THE SCREENPLAY LOCKED AND ARE SHOPPING AROUND FOR A DIRECTOR AND THERE HAVE BEEN SOME VERY POSITIVE NOISES FROM A STUDIO I CAN'T NAME BUT WHOSE NAME YOU'D DEFINITELY RECOGNIZE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3204.png",20171207084036,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3204.png,image/png,PY7JROO225ASSKGCQMBNNCAFRS45WCIT,3199,comic2-3204.png,"THE WORLD WHERE THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT, BUT AT LEAST HE HAS TIME TO READ BOOKS, BUT THEN HE BREAKS HIS GLASSES: ""ah, yes, audiobooks will do nicely, and failing that I can easily teach myself the braille alphabet, excellent"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-603.png",20140715083439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-603.png,image/png,QXAWH7BPSN3KPVVOXICBERFVVFLVOORV,564,comic2-603.png,"here are some phrases that i have been asked to work into a comic: surgery, high school graduation, if you really loved me you'd let me marry your husband, t-rexticles."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2904.png",20151104200639,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2904.png,image/png,SSUL3ZV2THBW4QWFCDK7CCIFK2TVSVMK,2898,comic2-2904.png,"FUN FACT: i wrote this comic FULLY SIX YEARS AGO, a month before hallowe'en, but then forgot to put it up for hallowe'en.  and then EVERY YEAR i'd remember it in like, april, but then forget again come october.  anyway yes, hello, my name is ryan and i am a professional comic writer guy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-445.png",20140715180451,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-445.png,image/png,SY6YFXPV7OJRIKRHP7HIIPWYC45G6NNQ,407,comic2-445.png,"you can read 'talking' as a verb, but that's not what i meant, so it'd be cool if you didn't do that"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2503.png",20140709142135,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2503.png,image/png,UULIXLSLMN7QINFHXYOW2FJJMC7LPPJ5,2491,comic2-2503.png,who you gonna call
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1431.png",20140712213406,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1431.png,image/png,VIY57ILAKLN65JS4ICB2EKVAWDO7QU3L,1404,comic2-1431.png,"other panel 2s included: ""dang, we're all dead!"", ""shoot, we're all dead!"", and ""aw, RASPBERRIES! we're all dead!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1972.png",20140711100012,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1972.png,image/png,ZD6ECT7V7324WLBOZZ2422HJSMMT4FKR,1961,comic2-1972.png,"""Oh!  Ask him about... where he sees the world going in the next hundred years?"" / I FORESEE ALL RESEARCH RESOURCES EVENTUALLY BEING DEDICATED SOLELY TOWARDS DEVELOPING FUTURE TECH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1770.png",20140711200640,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1770.png,image/png,22MZ4L4P7WSCQWH4KXQIOYZGP54H3RV7,1746,comic2-1770.png,"i intend to fake my own death and make it look like old age, heads up"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1795.png",20100820114016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1795.png,image/png,ANETZ22RU6LZRVIAH2UX6AJEMUR2TV6G,1781,comic2-1795.png,"my guidance counsellor never told me that you could be a SLANG ENGINEER when i grew up, which in retrospect was fair on account of that's not actually a job"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2221.png",20140710123338,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2221.png,image/png,BB6RZUQDSVMIL4PHB6R5LAXGSH2GEXCY,2209,comic2-2221.png,No Michael I am not interested in your followup question as to what kind of underwear mummies prefer
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2366.png",20140710011954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2366.png,image/png,EEB6JNRVN5TQMXNHRDP57GZ66E3HPKT2,2355,comic2-2366.png,"you know i'm starting to think that the fact we call this place ""a MURDER BONANZA"" is hurting our resale values"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2855.png",20150701231911,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2855.png,image/png,G7Z4WP6YCI35UXHX6AI5GQ57QD7NTVH3,2846,comic2-2855.png,"TO SMASH THIS WEEKEND: the state, capitalism, the patriarchy, the club"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-322.png",20140709152027,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-322.png,image/png,GN56ZBOZO5SLIPUOOBX5MHGRZBZRPUIJ,291,comic2-322.png,"oh man, last night is so non-canon"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1206.png",20140713122200,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1206.png,image/png,INWCTCCAYTZDR5OOY4N64WPURXRQDIFP,1179,comic2-1206.png,"joey comeau of a softer world dot com is here, and he says that if they found the nazi pin on me, it would just show people that not ALL nazis are bad. joey comeau: history's greatest monster?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1831.png",20140711173528,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1831.png,image/png,KYRNPCJLCUU2VTF3VC3XV4MJSBDDY66A,1820,comic2-1831.png,"i call this comic, ""a frustrating day for utahraptor"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-736.png",20140715012635,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-736.png,image/png,M36DIDHLUKYWMBFXTYSHLOTZE4SKXVJC,705,comic2-736.png,"My old home town of Ottawa spent $200,000 on a new slogan for the city, and the best they could come up with was 'Technically beautiful'.  It was very embarrassing to us all.  I think the guy who suggested the slogan got a new bike, if memory serves."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-340.png",20140715183619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-340.png,image/png,N5BYYDWQY5W32ZJX2MWFT6R6PN4KD4ZK,306,comic2-340.png,my parties are more cautionary parables
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3006.png",20160707005714,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3006.png,image/png,PEXNBUATT3PW5PRH237M4ZHMXAVAXOMZ,3000,comic2-3006.png,the dialogue from thirteen years ago is roughly paraphrased; treat this as an illustration of how ALL OF HISTORY CANNOT BE TRUSTED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2994.png",20160601132851,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2994.png,image/png,PPJBP54SVXDJRASPQFWY4YOASIQN5UU7,2988,comic2-2994.png,SURPRISE TWIST HAPPY ALT TEXT: later on everyone got cool puppies
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1440.png",20140712212803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1440.png,image/png,RSJWBB2VLVVIGOVOPYYSAH6N5DZO2BNW,1413,comic2-1440.png,t-rex possesses the happy ability to imagine the past in graphical chat log format. graphical chat log format featuring little alien yorps. i am honestly a bit jealous.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-759.png",20140715002455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-759.png,image/png,T5SBAC724UMA5VD42PIAA3ERV72UMKOC,728,comic2-759.png,i am popular at the parties of strangers
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1392.png",20101106025450,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1392.png,image/png,X7DBPGXZFUW4RRSU5CIHRM4ZT26FJ4SR,1365,comic2-1392.png,i rate my sassiness as: ultra convenient
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2835.png",20150516063419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2835.png,image/png,34PQ47RYWHP5XJ44FK2GGX7CGDU7UPUT,2825,comic2-2835.png,"yes, it IS technically possible for two B.O.D.I.E.S. and B.R.A.I.N.S. to produce modified copies of themselves, reproducing out of control until they take over the planet, but we're reasonably confident that it won't happen"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2387.png",20140709234220,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2387.png,image/png,3FDCJQ2SSOLTQIUHWU5KC6SXWZ3XKABJ,2376,comic2-2387.png,"""SOCIETY"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1407.png",20140712230555,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1407.png,image/png,5XDHX3JGJG4DPM7IYWG5VAPD6NUY2UWG,1380,comic2-1407.png,"""Frigorific""! It is a fantastic word. It is a word you take home to Mom. It is a word that you put in place of your last name to test out what marriage with this word will be like. Ryan Frigorific."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2519.png",20140709131944,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2519.png,image/png,CEDCK3BZFX22BRQMPF3UDOMIOOYFUB6M,2508,comic2-2519.png,"FYI: that ""r-r-r-real"" in panel four should be a trilled r in the spanish tradition"
"com,qwantz)/comics/wondermark.png",20140711193255,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/wondermark.png,image/png,CLPLTI6B7LRW6BELV7YWQEE6UI4RQXLP,1768,wondermark.png,Mr. Tusks was thrown out of office! LITTLErally
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-655.png",20140715061114,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-655.png,image/png,CYHJTRC7DGHDSRQ2LU5PAIQ4NR24XBJN,615,comic2-655.png,"when people are waiting for justin tehnikov time, he always shows up just before they're about to leave, and the people waiting are like, wow, he's a bit of a dick"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1920.png",20140711131203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1920.png,image/png,D4NTOB3ZEL5K2FJ4K45WYGGUD6NJESV6,1909,comic2-1920.png,if you are reading without cheating then what are you doing turning to panel four??  that is a bad decision; thus you are cheating.  QED.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3271.png",20180418175600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3271.png,image/png,FBFCV7KIBFTAWIGFNTV4UWYATV3HRYF3,3266,comic2-3271.png,"rest easy, my friends, for Cyborgo Linefeed CAN get his paper jammed"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2802.png",20150304190856,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2802.png,image/png,GTNIUFMBZ4XP5WZY2HK34YVGEZX4LTRM,2792,comic2-2802.png,6) Conspiracy to commit any of the above
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2049.png",20140711004109,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2049.png,image/png,HYESC3XQJOQDJQYEBAGXQTS533TXQWHS,2038,comic2-2049.png,"t-rex is assuming that all who pray have prayed for an immortal talking puppy at some point.  it is, gentle reader, the closest thing to a universal desire that i can conceive of."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-264.png",20140717195021,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-264.png,image/png,L4C5IPO6425YVMKYNTY3LP7263ZPUSNP,225,comic2-264.png,you heard me!  everybody dies!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2607.png",20140709024800,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2607.png,image/png,LNDEHCIZXHIH2GAXNERATQFCCNVNU6GK,2596,comic2-2607.png,"see, this is what you get for reading MY comic!  did xkcd award you any degrees today??  DIDN'T THINK SO.  check and mate, randy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2582.png",20140709044716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2582.png,image/png,LTXNOPQ3XF7562IIRMWRPH3RXTUFYKBC,2571,comic2-2582.png,"my soup rules, i cannot deny it"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1991.png",20140711071259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1991.png,image/png,M3SWW5JEE45H5BYZ72JHZEPUV3IQXH2P,1980,comic2-1991.png,"This is what's called a straw man attack, Utahraptor!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2599.png",20140709034245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2599.png,image/png,O2L6OPH5NZW5PZA2EBJNF5T5QMBFO7T5,2588,comic2-2599.png,"we're in this nadir between self-driving horses and self-driving cars; future generations will look back on us and say ""well sure maybe their cars didn't drive themselves, but at least they could majestically leap over obstacles just like ours do!"" and then they'll say ""what's that?"" and then they'll say ""they didn't?"" and then they'll say ""haha WOW, no wonder nobody ever travels to the past."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2746.png",20141204034722,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2746.png,image/png,QFNS5DEL2ZUGRR6W5UTGRXITUWYSXEY3,2736,comic2-2746.png,maybe the saying is about how LOTS of money doesn't buy LOTS of happiness.  i hereby volunteer to be the guinea pig if anyone wants to fund this experiment in full
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3216.png",20171207061035,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3216.png,image/png,RCCRIPNHAHWHFMDVFECV6ERHO4P6PV4J,3211,comic2-3216.png,"our friendship is keeping me up at night, our friendship is knocking on my door and telling me that i need to let it inside"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1631.png",20140712061815,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1631.png,image/png,SO7JQ42RJ7ZFFMRUT24D66ZQXWTOT72Q,1609,comic2-1631.png,"my car-driving, hourly-paid readers are all busting out their calc.exe right now"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2586.png",20140709044251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2586.png,image/png,TMJEX7FXTAVIBXC73EZSSVLAPFL3CA25,2575,comic2-2586.png,IMPORTANT UPDATE: the alleyway is full of puppy toys and outdoor heaters and the other puppies aren't moving because the li'l guys are all tuckered out from a big day of playing with all their puppy pals!  THE END.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2616.png",20140709015324,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2616.png,image/png,YQQNMWAC55IMAN4F5E3SIZCSSYWCE7IW,2605,comic2-2616.png,"in retrospect, this is less a fable and more a premise for a dark generational revenge film??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2247.png",20140710104229,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2247.png,image/png,2FTP5S7YVIRSTDBTG5OJWBCJO2GEYIXE,2235,comic2-2247.png,"if you havin' life problems i feel really quite bad for you son, i got 99 problems and a new cyborg limb solved each one"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest2/whiteninja.gif",20140717205716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest2/whiteninja.gif,image/gif,AAKNQ5PPTQEDJ3QZQC4SCXWRYBY5MMNU,155,whiteninja.gif,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1718.png",20140711235122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1718.png,image/png,AFOLU4AP3TOTRJWXKNGURFWZNEWGM2EE,1696,comic2-1718.png,i got the idea from what i think whenever i have to get dressed!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-557.png",20140715124505,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-557.png,image/png,ASUSQDEGHBZ4NDOCTPG4S5M5KFYNGEQE,518,comic2-557.png,"no worries brother, i got your back!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2352.png",20140710013104,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2352.png,image/png,E6T7ZOGDRAGAET2J3DWVBNKNZPSRVDMQ,2341,comic2-2352.png,"this phone was passed down to me through the generations by my great-grandfather, a man known now only in legend.  and it has a rockin' email app, you don't even KNOW"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2230.png",20140710121125,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2230.png,image/png,FP462B4ER4E7CPZYYDBLA7BYSZ3SEHGN,2218,comic2-2230.png,"EARLIER: ""ryan, what is it like inside your head?  can you perhaps write a comic that illustrates?"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1615.png",20140712083524,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1615.png,image/png,G4E7ITCYCFRVPFWQMZPTNLUXWXI23UP2,1594,comic2-1615.png,"the pulitzer prize folks are very careful about distinguishing between their chosen ""nominated finalists"" and the mere ""entrants"", but here's the good news: nobody else is!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-676.png",20060603193003,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-676.png,image/png,HRBKINXDYGKPEQCJ3JRXKU6HZI4MZD23,635,comic2-676.png,"i like how t-rex assumes god would see merit to both sides of the issue.  it's fair, i guess!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2688.png",20141003045107,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2688.png,image/png,JJPO6ABKHV3ATK5G7MZACOPIQEJOT4J3,2678,comic2-2688.png,"a MACHINE that turns DIRT into EDIBLE DIRT BYPRODUCTS??  why yes, i believe i do know people who would decide to eat that exclusively"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2012.png",20140711043653,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2012.png,image/png,JX7GOISYIYDZD3M53TS7I6YBFMBK7HPJ,2001,comic2-2012.png,"Dear Tina, I was truly saddened to hear about your loss.  I'm sure Fluffy's now in a better place.  Love, T-Rex LOL JK"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-869.png",20140714152345,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-869.png,image/png,LT3VAPIXHHIIHA6L2MBZUT2DDYD6KMW2,838,comic2-869.png,in real life truth serum doesn't actually exist!!  that and talking dinosaurs is all that separates my comic from the real world
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1517.png",20140712162417,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1517.png,image/png,NHGYVMF7QZV2N3UI2FEWMWWJ5OIQXP7J,1496,comic2-1517.png,"""I puked up the story of how I came to be in Venice: it was a metaphor involving vomit, one of the untold millions that pepper this narrative."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1152.png",20140713164658,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1152.png,image/png,X3NHE3KIBPO5Y5RH77WJI4VNF2WS7RQH,1125,comic2-1152.png,"oh al, if only your middle name had been ""nonal"". although then your birth certificate would be a confusing mix of messages."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3286.png",20180503030635,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3286.png,image/png,5BLBXF6JZQVMC4FGH23VQXPO7CSIL3EZ,3282,comic2-3286.png,"does the flesh in the vat have faces, and if not, why not"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2048.png",20140711011315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2048.png,image/png,7R44WD6P4J44DJJ2VZWTS5LIDPQXJIPH,2037,comic2-2048.png,"t-rex is just joking, the REAL incredible fact is this: go on any set, yell ""we'll fix it in post!"", and the director will DEFINITELY make you part of his or her wedding party, if that ever happens!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2971.png",20160413023321,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2971.png,image/png,D7XMQAM6PU3ZPASRJDZR4Y6Q24WSL5FM,2965,comic2-2971.png,womp womp
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2301.png",20140710071706,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2301.png,image/png,IJF2ERJ4WI5FXG6PE2OQLRBKVWAQKOTT,2290,comic2-2301.png,some men program websites
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-444-2.png",20140715174819,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-444-2.png,image/png,IRH3HDI7BNLI7GN57WYKSMUQZIKEDZHZ,410,comic2-444-2.png,'britishmen' is definitely one word
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest2/josephkovell.gif",20140717205627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest2/josephkovell.gif,image/gif,JDQG6ZP3LGOO24VKXKYJJ2FIYQ3FBETW,157,josephkovell.gif,"Warning: May cause irrational introspection relating to the reality or possible illusion of existence.  If symptoms of paranoia arise, watch TV for 3 hours then sleep."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-853.png",20140714160529,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-853.png,image/png,LPC7NNKMGB3ZSA77TDVNR7RJRP4DNYWO,822,comic2-853.png,"kids are like, 'ow!  fine, here, take the damn ice cream'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2281.png",20140710081827,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2281.png,image/png,LRZ4YPMAIEI7VSBRXRHD2VGBKON46E3F,2270,comic2-2281.png,"you should know golf standing for ""Gentlemen Only; Ladies Forbidden"" is an urban legend!  it actually stands for ""Generally, Observation Leads to Facts"", and it's how we all remember the scientific method"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2805.png",20150402012453,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2805.png,image/png,NYN2UVUENMWGYK5T5GHSR6KH635STDRZ,2795,comic2-2805.png,Boy are you my old computer from 1990 because you run REALLY slow
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-670.png",20140712013757,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-670.png,image/png,ST7RNRG6W6X3TACTT4KNK6C2YTMWPK7V,629;1677,comic2-670.png,"SO ANYWAY THE ETHIC OF RECIPROCITY SEEMS TO BE THE MORAL FOUNDATION OF MOST WORLD RELIGIONS, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HUH"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-939.png",20140714114315,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-939.png,image/png,V4ZNAJNANRNFWQ5VWJH5GDT5T32MGGGD,909,comic2-939.png,"there is some debate over the spelling of 'zach morris' in yesterday's comic.  some say it should be spelt 'zack', while others maintain bad spelling is a proud tagging tradition!  if you're reading through the comics backwards, then dude!  guess what!  zach morris is in the next comic!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-552.png",20140715124816,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-552.png,image/png,Z6MEFQJBY4BBUGDJVLR6UZTRY25UHFZO,513,comic2-552.png,"t-rex really just wanted to write a story where characters could say 'hullo' to each other, back and forth"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2560.png",20140709103759,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2560.png,image/png,2OHAIBD66NOTXQTJG4IGL6F3WRBFPK6O,2549,comic2-2560.png,"WAKING UP AT 1AM REMEMBERING AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAT YOU FORGOT TO REPLY TO: already got this nailed!  thanks, brain!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2136.png",20140710192429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2136.png,image/png,3BJJIJC4VGSFPGWV5HREFGV4PQDRJLJL,2124,comic2-2136.png,"IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE NEXT PANEL BUT JUMPED AHEAD TO THIS TEXT INSTEAD LET ME JUST SAY: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING, IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME AT COMICS OR WHAT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-650.png",20140715061414,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-650.png,image/png,54LBDWUCO53CCEOHKC5EKIT3PUOVUOYA,610,comic2-650.png,the alternate ending to this comic had t-rex asking if he would win the argument if he just adopted a baby!  he was going to name the baby 'hampsters champsters'.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1534.png",20140712154239,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1534.png,image/png,5AH7Z6ZYJOY75OGS3YUD73PN7UD3VLCO,1513,comic2-1534.png,"katy the kangaroo and tony the tiger were both spokescartoons for frosted flakes.  and i just looked it up and ""elmo the elephant"" was at one point a spokescartoon for frosted flakes too!!  holy crap, this comic was one randomly-chosen name away from being 50s-era frosted flakes guerilla marketing.  GUYS I DON'T EVEN LIKE THOSE STUPID FLAKES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2162.png",20140710162621,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2162.png,image/png,5LNJHRQAOHC3LRUZ5ADBJSEIIFW6IHZB,2150,comic2-2162.png,"The shambling remains of Captain Hero advance toward Trish as she stumbles backwards, her eyes still closed.  /YOU BELONG WITH ME/, he shrieks."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-706-3.png",20140715030329,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-706-3.png,image/png,77GP26VPEG5X2ZQMV7NO5DNR6EKYUSUM,675,comic2-706-3.png,t-rex has this thing where he's looking at a cow and it fades into a giant cheeseburger
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1712.png",20140712002651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1712.png,image/png,CBHWDY3IV55DZ4XQFHYQK4V4AJSQCURO,1689,comic2-1712.png,"OH SNAP, looks like you can't say ""dinosaur comics is good, but it's not shakespeare"" ANYMORE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2972.png",20160412052431,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2972.png,image/png,CTQRWL6A3B3GN4TW4L7Q2VJNQCRBL3UF,2966,comic2-2972.png,AN IDEA: let's destroy civilization first just to see
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2721.png",20141110074825,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2721.png,image/png,DOKGZTFS3RTNMNRFTGUMTESSP3WK6LTY,2711,comic2-2721.png,"look at raphael's ""School of Athens""!  It's like COOL-PERSPECTIVE BUILDING, COOL-PERSPECTIVE BUILDING, COOL-PERSPECTIVE BUILDING, SOME PHILOSOPHERS I GUESS, COOL-PERSPECTIVE STAIRS, AND JUST TO FINISH OFF, A FRIGGIN' TWO-POINT PERSPECTIVE CUBE ON A COOL-PERSPECTIVE TILE FLOOR"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-147.png",20140717210530,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-147.png,image/png,HIGWYOXI3P72OYGWGKKUQAO3RJMP5I4A,133,comic2-147.png,and we're just the two dinosaurs for the job!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-267.png",20140717194144,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-267.png,image/png,IHDNCR63CUV2KAB3I6ELQG2UWGQXYHJM,243,comic2-267.png,i don't even know anymore
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2282.png",20140710081748,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2282.png,image/png,LBTDF7LEUHB54PL7X4ZIREBZPZFPO532,2271,comic2-2282.png,sorry if i consider EVENTUALITIES and FOOD more often than MOST
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2649.png",20140708221809,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2649.png,image/png,LYPXASX4VJN27G2O3PNWDJU2DR54EQ72,2639,comic2-2649.png,with great rhetorical power comes great rhetorical responsibility
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2094.png",20140710224752,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2094.png,image/png,MHIYO6IUWHLY5MHV6PI3IB4HPXHGVGIN,2083,comic2-2094.png,FUN FACT: nothing says classy like horses in the background
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2354.png",20121220093539,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2354.png,image/png,VC2KBOLK3GA4IR7Q2RNC37KZOE4HCYYK,2343,comic2-2354.png,"today is the day i literally end a comic with ""lol"", so if you are good at following instructions, please laugh out loud right... NOW"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2329.png",20140710052314,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2329.png,image/png,VUU7MNJUUXTXU5BYASUN7FBCCLMVUZ6M,2318,comic2-2329.png,"At Least I Didn't Pee My Pants: 50 Stories of the Incredible, Amazing, And Just Plain Outrageous Things Real People Do To Avoid Peeing Their Pants"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2711.png",20141002014941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2711.png,image/png,2GL6JU5QADHDODTA6MBV2ISUTNM43ECH,2701,comic2-2711.png,"assuming i exist, i may or may not have eaten the entire bucket of fried chicken"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1398.png",20140712230747,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1398.png,image/png,2QC2OJA45AZ5LRRYENNQVIP64VOTET7N,1371,comic2-1398.png,"it's true! wikipidia will cheerfully tell you santa isn't real. here's a question ""the media"" won't ask: WHY DOES WIKIPEDIA HATE CHRISTMAS??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2587.png",20140709044116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2587.png,image/png,3DYFRNQEBUZJZA5EXSBPGAUKQ4UFPSRP,2576,comic2-2587.png,"take a bite of this radish-flavoured cow.  gross, right?  now, try this carrot that tastes like pig flesh.  way better, right?  yeah, i think you're a vegetarian now."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1547.png",20140712150247,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1547.png,image/png,4TPH7J2IIODGHEI7GVFDAQSVGVDYM66M,1526,comic2-1547.png,"not often, though!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2793.png",20150402024921,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2793.png,image/png,4VYK5D4LIOPO2CF42QOAYIKKVFVWM55H,2783,comic2-2793.png,EGGSHELLS AND WHAT NOT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1147.png",20140713172042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1147.png,image/png,6GHSBT2TGSHQGMWPQATQ6AW3NNZAOKSW,1120,comic2-1147.png,"an alternate ending had the zookeeper saying 'then it looks like YOU'RE off the hook, sir!' to t-rex's 'I bet he's handsome!', but then i was like, man, that is one sassy zookeeper."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1824.png",20101009180711,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1824.png,image/png,6JDFXFXVDELXCRQTDGOAY7XCRWL7AOKE,1813,comic2-1824.png,"man, forget BOSSES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1453.png",20140712203323,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1453.png,image/png,7JAL3AWAVNIMUCRN3DQJEVBO44LEFXEH,1426,comic2-1453.png,"the task of producing a cpr-themed cover version is left to you, gentle readers, talented readers, readers who have discovered that if you hover your mouse over comics on the internet, sometimes they tell you to do stuff"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-480.png",20140715164326,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-480.png,image/png,A4XQPTJLXRLPGA2KYQILSXWYCBXVFIL5,438,comic2-480.png,a lesson was learned but the damage was irreversible
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1842.png",20140711165432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1842.png,image/png,AWMQYSZCNMK6QYJAFS753YMSOGJXLBTF,1831,comic2-1842.png,can t-rex grow hair or can't he?  are you ready to get inspired?  i hope so because the answer is ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF DREAMS!!!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1222.png",20140713111041,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1222.png,image/png,C24EXX7WHEJUTPUA3HEPHNPWUIKHPJJO,1195,comic2-1222.png,"You just show that your first-person narrator was actually in an insane asylum and then OH MY GOD, did it actually happen? Who can say? Here, I can say. It didn't happen because your narrator was just no good. Listen. Never lend an unreliable narrator money."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2286.png",20140710081527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2286.png,image/png,C3RIUAHYJOEWW3S7VPRCJI2XDXOJ3HEX,2275,comic2-2286.png,"james fedex has chucked your beer over a fence into a neighbour's yard and james fedex is wondering what the hell's your problem, bro"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-489.png",20140715160609,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-489.png,image/png,C5UHTRDYFOY4YPLMX7D6L5TOZOXJIEDN,447,comic2-489.png,when i go home for christmas i anticipate many conversations along these lines with my father
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1709.png",20140712010003,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1709.png,image/png,DCD3ZMTIGVOISYKJ6OGZWLPTD6T67CZP,1686,comic2-1709.png,"dear audio diary, maybe i should be writing you down."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/crimestomper2.gif",20140717192805,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/crimestomper2.gif,image/gif,DQWXGR2QDZVUFPXEATUO3ZCLPING5QYF,274,crimestomper2.gif,Capt. Utahraptor should really take T-Rex's self-esteem into consideration when he lashes out like this.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3248.png",20180208035120,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3248.png,image/png,FUJRBOS6Z6TZRVOKM6IVUQKVWVKEMHNQ,3243,comic2-3248.png,and then PRACTICE HARDER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1289.png",20081009160707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1289.png,image/png,IWFJKCJCKG4NGVXSOHNEXDTDXCHLHVSL,1262,comic2-1289.png,"more accurately, t-rex would have easily won if he'd made the argument before the invention of written language. but then the punchline doesn't work! you can't just build the hms sinkytowne out of words!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-950.png",20140714102045,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-950.png,image/png,KJ6VOHKIVVITKGRO2BOK5PJGM6VMUUU7,918,comic2-950.png,labcoats are scooby snacks to all true professors of science.  professor!  would you perform this experiment for... THREE labcoats?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3269.png",20180320231955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3269.png,image/png,MT47BNCTLZLHA54RSAPX3FHL3VVGOFDF,3264,comic2-3269.png,thus begins the strange tale of... THE SKELETON RUINER
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1198.png",20140713125814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1198.png,image/png,RFLDDBWMGSANXDJUNSZKVIR55GP7L52E,1171,comic2-1198.png,"sometimes i feel like i don't know my friends, audio diary."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3056.png",20161102224106,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3056.png,image/png,RKGYHJHALL2HIIRX632D3FLDXCEEIUGE,3050,comic2-3056.png,i do not have a human baby but it is my understanding they too love belly rubs and dog treats and i am NOT looking to have my understanding corrected
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/james.png",20140715132205,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/james.png,image/png,RV7PWWMCR7VTAEQ76R67NYMWIKEM6CVH,487,james.png,"basically this strip was just an excuse to draw, like, 100 tiny ninjas."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-80.png",20140717200239,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-80.png,image/png,SSRA52UTOFWGSAROZ7UPSSPDS7FVOSIO,197,comic2-80.png,nope!  it's SOCIETY!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-766.png",20140715000409,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-766.png,image/png,THKGVHKKKERCEISUS36R7X6YLY5AGSFE,735,comic2-766.png,you can sneak crying pills into people's sandwiches for illegal weepy shenanigans
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1719.png",20140711235214,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1719.png,image/png,UBW2ZFOK5O6UFI6TNCF26MDTMGLMINLN,1695,comic2-1719.png,"FACT.  in fact, that is the world's first recorded instance of an ULTRA-FACT."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/authors.png",20140717215443,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/authors.png,image/png,VA3ZF3BBRWF74BLZSFIRYCUN3WM5VVWM,87,authors.png,by THE AUTHORS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1580.png",20140712120503,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1580.png,image/png,VOIKSS3NCP2NNWCMOP3VHMMUTBRKLWUL,1559,comic2-1580.png,"/THAT'S NOT POOP, T-REX/"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2860.png",20150714061422,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2860.png,image/png,X6XPGKOE7WWJLAJWHEOV4VWF2DGRJEIE,2851,comic2-2860.png,"ah, ancient greece, inventors of both democracy AND the phrase ""another doctor is a more successful doctor than me?  HE MUST BE HORNIER, ARREST HIM"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1861.png",20140711155340,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1861.png,image/png,XTQVUQ6YIT5XV7EY74DHADOSSEHQCJRG,1850,comic2-1861.png,WHY DO PEOPLE WONDER WHAT THEIR PURPOSE IN LIFE IS WHEN THIS ANSWER SUGGESTS ITSELF SO READILY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1989.png",20140711071422,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1989.png,image/png,ZE6CCJJ3WYF5QKUDZPBXGOXT64ELM3FP,1978,comic2-1989.png,two comics in as many days with terrible puns in them?  YES.  THIS IS A GOOD THING.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2624.png",20140709011013,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2624.png,image/png,ZF3YHZKTIEKDZF42VQ3F4322FOWTZGAW,2618,comic2-2624.png,"specifically, my shoe bill"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-533.png",20140715131729,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-533.png,image/png,5CUOYLB4EYRKJL3GMPRQF6ASZVTZXYKA,493,comic2-533.png,holy god i wish i was making these cephalopod facts up
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1881.png",20140711143419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1881.png,image/png,5ZWNOL3IF74Q2I7VP7QK5TM4W64A2D7B,1870,comic2-1881.png,"i took the 0.0001 chance of parent murder from a statistic i found for humans in the americas.  i have no idea what the intentional murder rate for dinosaurs was, but it's definitely higher -- which means t-rex is lowballing it here -- which means that DINOSAUR BATMAN is actually more likely than HUMAN BATMAN.  on second thought: reality RULES sometimes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1942.png",20140711115407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1942.png,image/png,D3AJBSOHDJQPLQPDAT7KT542FHJ3WZWP,1931,comic2-1942.png,"COMPUTER I JUST WANT YOU TO MAKE UP AN ALBUM COVER FOR MY NEW IMAGINARY BAND, IT IS CALLED SIMON, BOB, AND THE CASUAL TOUCHES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2253.png",20140710102247,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2253.png,image/png,EGUGKYUDHQNJSDUWJNBAHG67ATQTIP3M,2241,comic2-2253.png,"tell my family i love them... movies.  yes, tell my family that i just can't get enough of them movies"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1076.png",20140713234520,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1076.png,image/png,G36I7SL5DJSSN7EYIW3GO2N7VRT5AVYC,1049,comic2-1076.png,"aw, MAN!! "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-449.png",20140715174844,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-449.png,image/png,M3TRZBUP7TIGTVMML7IMAPSEB2MDHIB4,409,comic2-449.png,actually i think that's a pretty good way to end conversations
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1515.png",20140712162524,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1515.png,image/png,M3XABD4MVU4A6PEPDBXR3SBU6UG4HXN7,1494,comic2-1515.png,"utahraptor's wrong in panel four, t-rex is not dismissing the thousands of people who register dropped domains and fill them with porn: all the porn reregistrations are done by one man.  he is the horniest man in the world, he has exceptionally broad sexual interests, and he only wants to share."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2159.png",20140710164358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2159.png,image/png,NMV34XJCIG7V66DQTFZDNHT5GOQGZP6H,2147,comic2-2159.png,"I think, therefore I am?  Pfft.  I didn't leave the house for a week and watched reality tv endlessly and showered only once and at one point tried eating flour because it seemed easier than going to the grocery store, therefore I am."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1314.png",20140713042747,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1314.png,image/png,OOTGGHRNTKMZRLDAWL27FWCBKC7BCDY4,1287,comic2-1314.png,"years from now folks will have forgotten ever saying ""you just got schooled"" and the pun in my last panel will seem really forced and weird. THIS I PREDICT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2464.png",20140709162547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2464.png,image/png,PCA3IDVQ3ERFUYGTF6YCUCVR4EM3CSS7,2453,comic2-2464.png,DID YOU KNOW: it is likely that most people operating on the world stage have touched with romantic intent a butt not their own
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-488.png",20140715162200,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-488.png,image/png,QVSPZPBK3PC6NFQ54MAGQGWGSGNRA6WW,446,comic2-488.png,"oh man, replace 'immortality' with 'immorality' for a whole new comic!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3219.png",20180104021947,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3219.png,image/png,RIIYE63XJOKRTWQEP6SUUEU4MCPMSUEY,3214,comic2-3219.png,Pangaea more like BLANDgBLAH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-09.png",20140717232323,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-09.png,image/png,TIYFI7NHTQID23EVOE64UBLSEWBFM5CH,6,comic2-09.png,everyone is more articulate in their heads
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-788.png",20140714220051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-788.png,image/png,UTOULLS547NY54U3VDESK3BF625W63R4,757,comic2-788.png,"even later: nobody cares about mayonnaise, but everyone loves t-rex's mom!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-836.png",20140714174924,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-836.png,image/png,WQTGQ3PR2G4SKM45JYEIL2ULXBE7TAGI,805,comic2-836.png,somebody downstairs is cooking ribs at like 9 in the morning.  it smells delicious!  somebody downstairs has the right friggin' idea
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1967.png",20140711101948,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1967.png,image/png,WRB5WTMWTRCCIEK4A4GDXMY625E3OLQ6,1956,comic2-1967.png,AT THE VERY LEAST IT'S A SPEECH ACT THAT ONLY A NON-TEEN WOULD EVER UTTER; WHAT HAS HAPPENED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1326.png",20140713040339,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1326.png,image/png,XRP2H5VLFRPO55Q4BBMGYEAG4TSMEP47,1299,comic2-1326.png,who am i to argue with the captain of the enterprise?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3136.png",20170505214040,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3136.png,image/png,Y2KIGTOHX5H2YCKQBDJBPDWUEI4VRHJJ,3131,comic2-3136.png,"ALSO: IF YOU CAN WHISTLE, YOU CAN DO THIS TOO.  YOU ARE A WIZARD.  YOU CAN SUMMON THE NOISE OF BROKEN ROBOTS.  NO GODS CAN JUDGE YOU EITHER, SO THAT'S NICE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1848.png",20101114144527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1848.png,image/png,Y6GRAFW5OJWA7B4O56PIBXMMAFWW77CH,1837,comic2-1848.png,"see, the META-JOKE is that the characters are acting like you randomly typed qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1837 into your browser because you actually really wanted a comic about 1837.  if this is indeed the case, then WOW!  you have hit the ultimate jackpot with this url, my friend!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1599.png",20140712094712,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1599.png,image/png,Z7PTM2ENP4O7WG57GNNEO3AUCAPGMRHL,1579,comic2-1599.png,"the future is a vast cosmic bun of events, and each sesame seed on the top is a new and most sincere usage of the word ""frig"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3014.png",20160908102520,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3014.png,image/png,ZE74JCXEX2XJ5CRUZGN7YGSZGIDPOAPA,3008,comic2-3014.png,real talk: the secret to writing is to have friends who are better at writing than you
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-77.png",20140717224811,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-77.png,image/png,ZHB2X3ADJBHL4KOLBMTINJV7JWUWSWRR,63,comic2-77.png,ask him if he can do the one where you shout in the mirror 'no wonder nobody likes you!'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2816.png",20150401213541,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2816.png,image/png,2RHF3F2OPPAKS7OPQSR77PHFWMZLKBLT,2806,comic2-2816.png,"yes i wrote this comic in a hospital waiting room, how can you tell"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-17.png",20140717223632,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-17.png,image/png,4RK3AJ77VTZ6KQOM2RBSEOVSAQ3MHGHE,70,comic2-17.png,translations available upon request!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1758.png",20140711204723,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1758.png,image/png,AZ6M6O62E6DT6N42FHW77BFVTVJDGAGC,1734,comic2-1758.png,chocolate chip cookie dough crunch!?  what are you doing here?  and what happened to all my OPINIONS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-893-2.png",20140714142032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-893-2.png,image/png,BAV2ERHSLQTYNHT4PG62G2W5LRC7S5UG,862,comic2-893-2.png,c-can you tell them that - that t-rex sent you?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-958.png",20140714100050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-958.png,image/png,BJMYWQJYIRNJG5AUP5PVFSL7VTVPXQJD,926,comic2-958.png,"utahraptor has used ''you wanna get sandwiches?'' as an all-purpose conversational filler for a few weeks now.  it works out great!  when conversation stalls, sometimes you get to eat tasty sandwiches."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1955.png",20140711102745,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1955.png,image/png,GRHSVFRHZZC5QRM3LX2S6W3MBYHHDLFJ,1944,comic2-1955.png,"grandma i have never disagreed with you before, but i must refuse to believe this was what fun was like when you were a kid"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1800.png",20100828064116,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1800.png,image/png,GUAP5PB6XQGGOXM3WMM5N2EKWXYSSY4T,1786,comic2-1800.png,"i wrote this comic while eating an ice cream sandwich on a stick, swear to god"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1716.png",20140712000901,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1716.png,image/png,IH2Q5I7E56B2OVWH5RPLAFECJ7N72TZT,1693,comic2-1716.png,"it's one of those genres that sounds terrible, until you think about it, and then it sounds oh so good.  like sports horror!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-151.png",20140717210331,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-151.png,image/png,PIXIGN4HFQPEYHVMBEW6VRPQKEQFFZUL,138,comic2-151.png,'once again?'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1605.png",20140712092854,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1605.png,image/png,QPXUPONOB72R5VWXWKB2CYNCMBE6MY5I,1583,comic2-1605.png,"do a google image search for ""major snorefest"" and prepare to be EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED to find not a single image of a rip-van-winkle type with an army hat on"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3092.png",20170212193615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3092.png,image/png,R2UAHGSXXRT3B63HEGB6TVULAP2MKJLE,3087,comic2-3092.png,"mods, is this release still being supported?  no word from developer (if indeed there was one??) in literally THOUSANDS of years.  mods???"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-616.png",20140715075609,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-616.png,image/png,UR2MGFOJRR2IVXPHGJDD7FTBTYVQTSHW,577,comic2-616.png,cucumber sandwiches!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1118.png",20140713191311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1118.png,image/png,5KWX5IVHWTSH36RRSAFPDDQPVQSUVGGI,1091,comic2-1118.png,"there's also consensus truth, where we all agree that something is true, so it is! this is really just relativism dressed up in a party hat, with a smile and a martini in each hand. i don't know."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1261.png",20140713083939,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1261.png,image/png,7M56EEAD5ORXGBWIJ5OOXIGTTCJISFRA,1234,comic2-1261.png,TO THE BITTER END
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1374.png",20140713014032,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1374.png,image/png,AXRK6VLRQ3XMQOV7JHEHOZC6JGE3RARL,1347,comic2-1374.png,sir this is my first day and i'm still working on figuring out the office politics
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1910.png",20140711134015,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1910.png,image/png,C64Z33PK535HPUVQGLQ2AFYIG2TKDRJC,1899,comic2-1910.png,but i want to have PALS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2405.png",20140709220111,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2405.png,image/png,FQUC4AMR23NV54BLF5KVV7V47MHSI43M,2394,comic2-2405.png,"oh here's your problem: you don't have an order by clause here and the default is timenoted and defaults are for chumps.  here, let me change that to ""select * from life order by radditude"".  alright champ, you're good to go!  have fun!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1278.png",20140713072556,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1278.png,image/png,FWLXKT4QHJ2EP3QCKCYZRDJJ4BGQANU5,1251,comic2-1278.png,"utahraptor, people living for revenge get to walk slow-motion in front of more explosions than heartless plutocrats do. i can't just ignore that"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2674.png",20140717135633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2674.png,image/png,G36CB33ILS6HYFINXSRJ6O33P767WMLN,2664,comic2-2674.png,"We could store all our arm-centric memories in our arms, and then, if we lost our arms, we could be all ""Eh, I don't remember those bad boys being particularly useful anyway"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-532.png",20140715131813,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-532.png,image/png,JC3B2SFADFV6ECQDKMPBJAJRTJT6NIIZ,492,comic2-532.png,"T-REX, WE PUT OUR MINDS TO IT AND DEVELOPED VOCAL CORDS!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-300.png",20140717193910,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-300.png,image/png,JYRQRRVOL7GMGMAZKQCBRCARTDSY7KFZ,248,comic2-300.png,"based on a true story, and uncannily mirroring that uncomfortable kid from high school"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2148.png",20140710182429,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2148.png,image/png,K5VAEML4CZGAFTLPXSX7KZDQVR3KZJVQ,2136,comic2-2148.png,"""sonneteers"": a real thing those who write sonnets get to call themselves.  i thought ""cartoonist"" was a rad job but i didn't realize i could describe myself as a ""comicteer"" or, failing that, ""dialoguenaut"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1445.png",20140712210940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1445.png,image/png,KLRFLURDCT7VDC24IYYEJXZ2C6OV746L,1418,comic2-1445.png,"okay so this song actually sounds pretty good. it's the most unwanted song for a new generation, a generation that likes dinosaurs and polkarap covers of country songs. okay so weird al, this is your territory here, i don't want to step on any toes."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2443.png",20140709174707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2443.png,image/png,L7H3HVI2YYSLAW2B2H62OIOEFCMM2L7S,2431,comic2-2443.png,"may i just say: if ""princess toadstool"" was named ""princess toban"" then prince estoban's name here would work AMAZINGLY WELL"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1308.png",20140713051803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1308.png,image/png,MAUSSEOQDALDVJ6ZM6ZL63B6FKA7RYN3,1281,comic2-1308.png,"jennifer. jennifer, what if i told you that your name was the most intriguing on all of page 210?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2458.png",20140709170113,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2458.png,image/png,MRPPMNRP4F5D3RMPCMCBUCU3ZBDLFTV2,2447,comic2-2458.png,"i was going to say that history sure is full of losers, but then i did the math and i've spent 99.999999999999691% of my time there, rounded to the nearest second"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1560.png",20140712140648,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1560.png,image/png,N23YYXVQEB5INHPP6SYH7U4HPLP3YHLL,1539,comic2-1560.png,"oh wait, maybe the time travellers just accidentally never checked out what i was saying at this exact moment!  PHEW"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1950.png",20140711111659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1950.png,image/png,OYW5YPIEU65267E3E6SMK6VEI3F7MRRN,1939,comic2-1950.png,AND THEN... HUNGRY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1979.png",20110605105516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1979.png,image/png,TDDJXHBKEESB3MR3QD4L76V6MB22VG3K,1968,comic2-1979.png,"in fact, by now i do it without even thinking about it!  you should really give it a try."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-391.png",20140715182052,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-391.png,image/png,VNQPYG2N2D5KTMHZTPQOZX3VNASSN7OJ,354,comic2-391.png,my new temporally-based compression scheme is unstoppable!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1029.png",20140714032049,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1029.png,image/png,XIAAFQUOINLSROOO7WIC6Q2UZVU4AUHA,1002,comic2-1029.png,"That was a real tip from a real book I flipped through.  The book also said that if you're a girl, then you should wear a dangley necklace and play with it, because then it will draw the guy's attention to your BREASTS.  It's a great tip, because otherwise guys wouldn't even notice them!  On account of how they're too busy checking out your personality?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1886.png",20140711143018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1886.png,image/png,6AVHVGM3QGN6L3HIUU24NMFRMN7EA6O7,1875,comic2-1886.png,2 SAD 2 B CANON
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-711.png",20140715030010,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-711.png,image/png,AEIKGP6UY7UV2U6S3K7TK5N6DLC4UZP2,680,comic2-711.png,CODA: THE PARTY KINDA SUCKED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2272.png",20140710085644,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2272.png,image/png,HCN4VIWKKBRYK4KPE7U3RH62C7DXAIAY,2260,comic2-2272.png,"TODO: look at all human achievement and think ""someone who tastes like pork did this"".  A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO TASTE LIKE PORK PUT CAR-SIZED ROBOTS ON FRIGGIN' MARS; HOW'S THAT TASTE??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3279.png",20180420054234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3279.png,image/png,IUSZ7ERKQMCBX7DTP7PBZTLCC77HM2ZP,3274,comic2-3279.png,"but when it comes to roguelikes and reality, may I just say... i HAVE successfully befriended a dog in both"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1031.png",20140714031923,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1031.png,image/png,IZZ67CXNRC2FYR6IOSYJTUHDOGKNJQDV,1004,comic2-1031.png,it's from the mayor you guys
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1097.png",20140713201354,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1097.png,image/png,LXOWLJES6RNPSGEDUDGYIY2G4TQKV6HO,1069,comic2-1097.png,Batman: He's Real Now.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2263.png",20140710091407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2263.png,image/png,MGVEC5QQUFRMTTZYVPRVI7VUPGEGG2NV,2251,comic2-2263.png,i came in second place so i get to bring back the silver arches for my country
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1359.png",20140713022122,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1359.png,image/png,NXGLCYVYHXB6XDZ2224VONWDOZFLM6TL,1332,comic2-1359.png,who told you i was racist? was it... a minority?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-159.png",20140717210056,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-159.png,image/png,W5F6RW4UX3HNM5TWECNX5XWJLFMVC26R,145,comic2-159.png,"seriously, dude!  that's awesome!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2487.png",20140709153509,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2487.png,image/png,XQEBJE3LIH5BCZ7FAI52HOZDSR72NJDN,2476,comic2-2487.png,"this concludes database as renegade cop fan fiction theatre, tune in next week for server that does not respond to ping as korean psychological horror fan fiction theatre"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3200.png",20171102002842,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3200.png,image/png,XRZMPNPJEQVOM3SCJUEIYPCWX6KSZHAS,3194,comic2-3200.png,"TO ABSENT FRIENDS, AND THE MEALS THEY PREPURCHASED FOR US"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1188.png",20140713142119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1188.png,image/png,XY7QSRUXKHKIKXZGK2J4ZT7PZ3IRISM5,1161,comic2-1188.png,"oh hey, Uncanny Valley Personified! i see you're making mannequins in your own image. nice! the overly prominent nipples you've added onto both sexes of mannequin body are an indescribably unsettling touch."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-423.png",20140715180658,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-423.png,image/png,Z64QNZZOFMXPHH3D4MDJDOLZXFIJMCBH,400,comic2-423.png,there should probably be a capital 'S' on 'stimulating' there
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-694.png",20140715040240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-694.png,image/png,ZF32WKAUYAOXX7BI7AKTT6A6XIVB5ED7,653,comic2-694.png,you're doing it wrong!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2977.png",20160516073016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2977.png,image/png,DX43VRM3XMUUJ3ZHJHRYINNKDBQVKSCF,2971,comic2-2977.png,This is not a stealth announcement that Dinosaur Comics has an Instagram account.  It doesn't!  This is just ME helping you with your FRIGGIN' PROBLEMS!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-595-2.png",20140715101547,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-595-2.png,image/png,EJJ6AMUHHUO65FPAMG2GDL2RM6QQLJ55,556,comic2-595-2.png,"BACKSTORY: T-Rex isn't quite certain what racism is, but is very concerned that he might be racist because he's been hit by a few taxis."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2312.png",20140710065347,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2312.png,image/png,EKEFDRUHHXXOSZ73IE7GOGP3MUPRVHGA,2300,comic2-2312.png,"yes my friends, today IS indeed the very first time ""hedonistic"" and ""syntax"" have been used in the same sentence... on this website."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-162.png",20140717210014,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-162.png,image/png,F5UCK3QHSDYN6G3QD55LTWUBP6DIFIYS,147,comic2-162.png,my dad did this ALL THE TIME
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1565.png",20140712131655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1565.png,image/png,HTUIPPUPO6XH6TIZR5WPQFNWORI3LUFP,1544,comic2-1565.png,"the marriage is out of continuity so it won't even last as long as superman's death did.  ouch for - archie, i guess?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1509.png",20140717013637,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1509.png,image/png,KDTCAIYVZGV6TK2SFUIP4U4GY7Y4QMYS,1481,comic2-1509.png,"IT'S AT LEAST BETTER THAN YOUR ""MANY HINDUS BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION AND MANY CHRISTIANS DON'T, UM, PRETTY SURE THEY CAN'T BOTH BE RIGHT"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-679.png",20140715051209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-679.png,image/png,KPMQI5G2A7E3HNSNIOHFL5KVVD6FDXUL,638,comic2-679.png,imagine if you named your child 'attaboy special'?  it'd be ridiculous!  it would be a bad idea.  we should all really stop talking about it.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2777.png",20150305053100,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2777.png,image/png,KZCUTRZZQWFPZTGYXSMBGP67WHTKZZIK,2768,comic2-2777.png,"Sherlock Baby puffed on his pacifier like an older Sherlock Toddler would puff on a bubble pipe like an older Adult Sherlock would puff his vape pipe.  Sherlock Baby gurgled happily.  ""Ewementawwy,"" Sherlock Toddler said."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3125.png",20170415222238,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3125.png,image/png,LVFQ6CXBC4RZBNCP2TLKUFA63SAS4AFA,3120,comic2-3125.png,actually i heard the guy who first built an industrial coin manufacturing facility really made a mint
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3306.png",20180718080803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3306.png,image/png,MSSU6MPS77N3SG6NUIPH45LTLEKFCHPM,3301,comic2-3306.png,"though, since technically panel two gives us six panels to work with: SUCCESS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1662.png",20140708202404,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1662.png,image/png,SJGR6VSCCD5EM5QPTAC5ZF2BNJVCHLZ2,1641,comic2-1662.png,"disappointed to not be able to work in the monohorse, the shuttlepack (a space shuttle that you strap on your back, somebody invent this PLEASE), and the consumer-market automocopter"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2076.png",20140710233311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2076.png,image/png,TILNJE3TUN2FSVCASPRAJSQKXXBZRGMG,2065,comic2-2076.png,"MAN i really wanted to summer there rent-free, dromiceiomimus"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-542.png",20140715125555,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-542.png,image/png,UQCHANSXEOBX5YNBZT5ACWNCEFUESIGU,502,comic2-542.png,THANKS WIKIPEDIA
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2610.png",20140709021408,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2610.png,image/png,VIRRXSWY5U263BCGMDV4VWISWA2VSIZO,2599,comic2-2610.png,"did you know twitter has a whole document detailing the rules and circumstances under which they'll permit you to use their logo?  did you know i have broken every one of their rules, which, IN ITSELF, is breaking another one of their rules??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2790.png",20150305044911,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2790.png,image/png,WUDPSEP76C7CJMEFENCAVRZXV4ADLF4D,2780,comic2-2790.png,"CREDIBLE CANDIDATES FOR BEING THE TRUE IMPULSE BEHIND ALL HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT: sex, love, greed, wondering what it's like to be a dog"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2442.png",20140709174802,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2442.png,image/png,XG5R4GPCBW4WFJRCJDVKR4N45MH74B6S,2430,comic2-2442.png,"""how do cities get so smelly, and how come too"": the new york times investigates"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2704.png",20141002194731,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2704.png,image/png,ZVCNTMZ4BXX74H5ZVFX6KTADOUZYWAYF,2694,comic2-2704.png,joey comeau of a softer world dot com and i share this fear of death-before-death.  it'll probably take us both??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-11.png",20140717232105,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-11.png,image/png,A45RVBTAYH3FIDPNZEIC52QQIGVX2OEJ,11,comic2-11.png,this one practically wrote itself
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1796.png",20140711182405,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1796.png,image/png,B7UJT2GN3TBEP4L4RYZW4GZHQX3RMP2M,1782,comic2-1796.png,not mine though; we're good
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-274.png",20140717194800,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-274.png,image/png,CB3RHUVO7SNV4PSFK36DZ4N22CR4RKVM,231,comic2-274.png,i presume this is what two married men sound like when they meet
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-942.png",20140714112534,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-942.png,image/png,DIC5YEP55DPC7C7Z6ZOCUFPZSQNHOT6E,912,comic2-942.png,add 'canonically adult' to the pile of 'great titles for porn magazines taken from dialogue in dinosaur comics'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2251.png",20140710102404,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2251.png,image/png,GRHS5XXMRTHV7GSWYS5INRRXXG4WLDXM,2239,comic2-2251.png,"""Here's some cream that'll make you young and awesome again,"" said the crimebusting teen.  ""Never grow old,"" muttered Elijah, rubbing it all over his body, ""for it is a tragedy at once universal and embarrassingly personal.""  ""Not a problem,"" said the teen.  ""My skin leaks that stuff so I'm always covered in it.""  The teen licked one of his fingers.  ""So I'm good."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2535.png",20131129141954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2535.png,image/png,IJPSNAYWVXC4P3EINMLW3SIOLXYYIMDI,2524,comic2-2535.png,can your precious science answer THIS??  ...no?  okay you know what that's fair
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1151.png",20140713164722,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1151.png,image/png,K5CLUUI4MVQZOXNYREFJQVCPZXFCW2CP,1124,comic2-1151.png,"who here sometimes types in word forms that are phonetically the same to the word you intend, but nevertheless incorrect? oh man, look at this gentleman in the first row! HE knows!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2472.png",20140709161853,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2472.png,image/png,QCPJD4GRGGGZY4JV774Z7PJNOQ4UBFE6,2461,comic2-2472.png,"to be fair, Batman kiiiinda has ONE big regret (involving movies and his parents), but it's nothing he was responsible for.  IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT, BATMAN.  HONEST"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2437.png",20140709182239,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2437.png,image/png,QXKPS67MGGM2ZZQJMWW3WQOUEAQHD7RI,2425,comic2-2437.png,"DO ""CHARADES"" NEXT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2741.png",20141115010127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2741.png,image/png,SGXL35ODOSBKHALLZXRLF3HZKKQOUKVM,2731,comic2-2741.png,i've spent about ten minutes considering how pizza hole could restrict this promotion and i have concluded that it was probably doomed from the start
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-420.png",20140715181058,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-420.png,image/png,T35KD47E25WBAQCXRUVVQ7V5SGHIIK65,387,comic2-420.png,oh man i hope this book hasn't already been written or i owe some author a pretty big apology
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-837.png",20140714174824,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-837.png,image/png,TK2WQDVCP5CYBMQS2SWLCDBKSLYDISUD,806,comic2-837.png,"t-rex was going to suggest that they play video games together, but then poe was like, 't-rex!  i am from the past!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2391.png",20140709233812,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2391.png,image/png,UKBTORA7GBXFOKM2JHS644BHU3NX5KR2,2380,comic2-2391.png,"english cows say ""moo"" but french cows say ""meu"", i learnt this from a cartoon cow on a bilingual carton of milk many years ago when i was but a lad"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2250.png",20140710104022,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2250.png,image/png,V2ZXC4O6A4PSGXI3D3QVLBMXY35TJVCE,2238,comic2-2250.png,"in our timeline he went by the name Morgan Robertson, though in the Dinosaur Comics timeline he used the assumed name Dinosaur Morgan Robertson and the Titanic was built by dinosaurs and was dinosaur-sized and it was crewed by dinosaurs in little sailor outfits, OMG I can't stop thinking about this"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1022.png",20140714041334,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1022.png,image/png,XFY3MZCCIJNLSO7QLMKPYYOHOPBXSPAV,990,comic2-1022.png,"later, t-rex sits in a boat, and wonders about women."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1521.png",20140712160612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1521.png,image/png,2BEHOGYH7LK6XEL3MMLEJGBUUJNYX3PI,1500,comic2-1521.png,"hoverboard cavemen in spacesuit hats, pulling sweet jumps, chugging mountain dew, whipping antikythera mechanisms straight into the ocean, all in a thought bubble above t-rex's head"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1004.png",20140714052631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1004.png,image/png,2GQTUXKZF6437MH6YLH3CJYRA7M6PS53,972,comic2-1004.png,the logo for antisolipsism is a giant dragon with rpgs for arms parachuting in from space.  it has no connection to the idea but it will be fun to draw.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-59-2.png",20140717225352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-59-2.png,image/png,4SOIC356XAJQKNV7SJGYXD6P5QPNUPJA,48,comic2-59-2.png,"that is obviously a sore point with one t-rex, esq."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-229.png",20140717194519,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-229.png,image/png,7T4YQFQFM56CSHNWSILSUF3RI573NC4N,236,comic2-229.png,apparently they're going through a bit of a warm spell?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1408.png",20140712230508,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1408.png,image/png,A4Q46AVFNUDZUAEEQ27B4ZRU3H6FPNAG,1381,comic2-1408.png,"so anyway i can't think of single circumstance in which a verb form of ""sex"" cannot be gainfully replaced with a verb form of ""sexin'"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1799.png",20140711182128,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1799.png,image/png,BOALOANBKAM73RDTNN7OSPUNHJDAOIX4,1785,comic2-1799.png,"the key containarium 2000 is just as elaborate and rococo as you'd imagine, all spinning gears and brass EVERYWHERE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2641.png",20140709005837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2641.png,image/png,BVVVHUQQLGXIVIVUGF2UX7YI3BOKWFXP,2631,comic2-2641.png,"i am happy and humbled to accept this prestigious award, though i must admit that writing stories about grandroids always was reward enough"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2591.png",20140709040649,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2591.png,image/png,C6MX55P2FPRJOH7W232WH4ZEH47XYWD7,2580,comic2-2591.png,"the answer to the question is ""massive"", assuming Data says ""Captain: I have identified"" and not ""Captain.  I have identified"", and that Picard's line in response holds to a similar colonic construction.  the more you know!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1474.png",20140712184600,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1474.png,image/png,CHHMVJMNJVEGUIFYZIIHJNTV7GC5U43F,1447,comic2-1474.png,"gary, we should be friends. you can remind me about your name often, okay? and then i'll remember to change my name to yours, okay?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2475.png",20140709160119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2475.png,image/png,GQYQA4HU36JGXCEZT53BN526PABH4XYE,2464,comic2-2475.png,"pizza pockets are a canadian thing but basically just imagine what if you put pizza toppings in a pocket, and then, ate the pocket"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-923.png",20140714120955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-923.png,image/png,IWR3ZNDSIITEM3T5IYTC6MNHNIKPI7CM,893,comic2-923.png,"the social graces of morris the bug, toast, and fleshy lips, TOGETHER AT LAST"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-941.png",20140714112610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-941.png,image/png,NYCOCTJLVVAXSGTIYMYCSJXI77W7IJTW,911,comic2-941.png,WARNING: IF YOU ARE A DUDE AT WORK THEN THEY CAN FIRE YOU NOW FOR HAVING TOO MANY BONERS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1994.png",20140711065517,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1994.png,image/png,QYLV5RCEABQ4UOONRYNPP4S67XK4M7I7,1983,comic2-1994.png,"also: why do we all say ""legs"" when we could've been saying ""gams"" this whole time?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-590.png",20140715103411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-590.png,image/png,SSAJARBO5ITZIFYJKLRDTJAHY6CNY7I2,551,comic2-590.png,"thanks, etymology book i found!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3226.png",20171207040843,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3226.png,image/png,3FCQD4HBK37JY2QEULX66RZJ6Q6PPX2E,3221,comic2-3226.png,"t-rex has travelled back in time 0.00001 nanoseconds!  he never notices, and neither does anyone else.  the end"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2323.png",20140710055756,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2323.png,image/png,3V2FDB5QHFDTVM326P4V4OX2MMVLHD2R,2312,comic2-2323.png,"WOW NOW I AM LIFTING A BOX FULL OF OLD PAINT, THIS IS JUST SUPER RAD OF YOU TO KEEP THIS AROUND IN YOUR HOUSE SO THAT I MIGHT ONE DAY LIFT IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2937.png",20160204004534,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2937.png,image/png,7BGGEJINWPXJ4LQ4J54ZO47J4P3YYTTD,2931,comic2-2937.png,i wrote this comic for you to send to your friends *ZZZT* for ME to send to some of my friends *ZZZT* all of my friends *ZZZT* to send to all of my friends if they texted me  more often *DING*
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-957.png",20140714100119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-957.png,image/png,BTBZSG3RSYAO3MUFO6VFVPWJF65FQ76D,925,comic2-957.png,"an alternate ending had t-rex selling his invention to the listless and depressed, promising to solve their emotional problems through chemical additives, but then i was like, ''is that funny?  i don't know.  better add some golf balls.''"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-guest-mice2.png",20151014145502,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-guest-mice2.png,image/png,D6EVZW7OLZH6WMGQ3YDEBJ6J5L3UOI6R,2891,comic2-guest-mice2.png,"sorry for calling prose ""baby books"", prose writers.  i look forward to your thousand tear-stained words on the matter"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2909.png",20151209213847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2909.png,image/png,EEISYD27LROFMJVEUSHJDLDMINL5BBDX,2903,comic2-2909.png,"in ethics this is known as ""the trolley problem"" and i'm actually the very first to propose that ""the fat man"" might be a giant baby.  we are at the bleeding edge of ethics here.  YOU'RE WELCOME."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2821.png",20150411034857,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2821.png,image/png,EQSZDVHK5TEZ4ZKDZRVU3J567RAN4LKX,2811,comic2-2821.png,"sorry for saying dickweed, dickweeds"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-403-2.png",20140715181536,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-403-2.png,image/png,F3S7637LZQEUN2UW5DRFSYRA3IHAN4DF,372,comic2-403-2.png,"oh man, thanks to the 1920s for the 'being so surprised as to jump backwards out of frame' motif!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-937.png",20140714114432,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-937.png,image/png,FXNNRNLKCAR55A4TG4GE7EFZ3MWNSGU2,907,comic2-937.png,he totally was!!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-749.png",20140715011713,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-749.png,image/png,GJ3I6BQVH7SBBNZ76XCOZWFTGFCP646G,718,comic2-749.png,the 'Valentine's Day Problem' t-rex is referring to is the problem of what if nobody gives you any valentines!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1306.png",20140713051920,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1306.png,image/png,GWQOP3S7ERD5H5QMIMO7JMB2GBMH4WFZ,1279,comic2-1306.png,"Shakespeare, I'd just - I'd love to have some precedent to point to for a burn made down the road."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-148.png",20140717210502,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-148.png,image/png,HLVEH5BDUBJEWY2YNT553MXOZJOPDQGZ,134,comic2-148.png,just plain wasting my money!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-265.png",20140717193504,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-265.png,image/png,JP25N5KWY3K3XIADPWDWH2O4TLQLFWMX,257,comic2-265.png,mee too
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3072.png",20161207221950,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3072.png,image/png,KPLNHWXBLJIOIRP4ZDLZYO2T2DGI3P45,3066,comic2-3072.png,"AT LEAST TWO NACELLES ARE REQUIRED BUT THEY CAN'T ""BE THE EARS"", SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP TALKING ABOUT A CAT ENTERPRISE RIGHT AWAY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1071.png",20140713234855,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1071.png,image/png,KPVHP6MY7COK23FSV4L6PUVKAUHHHVD5,1044,comic2-1071.png,"alright alright, officer, i'll move along"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1570.png",20140712124300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1570.png,image/png,RKVGWBU7E7JO4E6BMVMVPEY4LW4OIAT5,1549,comic2-1570.png,"today is a good day for revenging yourself upon your enemies, as opposed to today being, you know, a good day for revenging yourself upon perfect strangers"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-90.png",20140717195733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-90.png,image/png,TXGZEQPW632EAGSRUXLEL6LUAWO26EPE,208,comic2-90.png,there's that punchline
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2236.png",20140710110542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2236.png,image/png,VN2GC235OY7JP2HHA5LWLNAGONGXPSEJ,2224,comic2-2236.png,"Penny (from the Inspector Gadget cartoon!) is all grown up!  But a run of bad luck in the game of love has inspired her to turn the tables and get people to come to her instead.  After buying a moribund local business whose glory days were decades ago, Penny reinvents it for a new generation.  She faces challenges from city hall and competitors who want to one-up her, but in the process, she'll save her town, her love life, and an entire industry.  All thanks... to Penny Arcade."
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest3/dino1-x.gif",20140717192001,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest3/dino1-x.gif,image/gif,WBFHA24442YYSNKXJUQ6R5KMGSX4O4PK,285,dino1-x.gif,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1956.png",20110420180654,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1956.png,image/png,WDSLSUNUYGOIF64DWEZX6PU7XCZWNH2L,1945,comic2-1956.png,"your opponent looks at you with pain in her eyes, trying to express - what?  it's impossible to say.  she places an ""S"", turning ""HAT"" into ""HATS"".  12 points.  you suddenly understand what she was trying to communicate: ""I know that I've hurt you before, and I know that I'll do it again.  I'm so sorry.""  you look down at your handful of useless wooden letters, their forms suddenly blurry."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2385.png",20140709234400,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2385.png,image/png,WXUZ4345BK7RL3R2UCNF2EPA6QWDOYGH,2374,comic2-2385.png,"Meteorites can ruin your day but are not enough to hold a planet ransom with,"" explained Angola, adjusting his cufflinks which are the brand of cufflinks that makes you cool for owning them.  ""And anyone with enough knowledge of asteroids to redirect their course would also be familiar with these distinctions.  I am going on break."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/guestmcguire.png",20140711180619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guestmcguire.png,image/png,X5AT33LZZ3YXEWQYNQJA7T6I4T3NOQ3I,1802,guestmcguire.png,"haven't we all, haven't we all"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3077.png",20161218220627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3077.png,image/png,XAVMUJQOXNNRHFXAAF566Q5KEHZ6FFDX,3071,comic2-3077.png,i've reminded us all that hope can always lead to disappointment!!!  YOU'RE WELCOME; remember me fondly
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-372.png",20140715182747,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-372.png,image/png,XKGKBBV7Z5D5ILSDM5JHPXELQSOQZ4XR,333,comic2-372.png,my proudest achievement!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1963.png",20140711102230,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1963.png,image/png,XRN742IZH7WCGE4XAMMRTOFGPIDUHLCS,1952,comic2-1963.png,a public service
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1682.png",20140712025359,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1682.png,image/png,Y6LSFQC4QB5M5KGB6NB5UQHYPYPDYP7K,1659,comic2-1682.png,"words not in my spell-check that are now in my spell-check, thanks to this comic: ""assingest"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-574.png",20140715112941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-574.png,image/png,2WE4BGRRCL4ZFUKM5ANCH4UM6OYXPCLF,535,comic2-574.png,behind-the-scenes fact: nobody's ever actually rammed their car into t-rex's house before!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1658.png",20140712051043,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1658.png,image/png,3NKEJXJEQX36FEANNUSYBNJY7FYPIEUK,1636,comic2-1658.png,"if you get in trouble for painting a bum on a wall, don't worry, for this is the sort of trouble that men will grow to envy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2142.png",20140710182910,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2142.png,image/png,4IHAK7ZYKBBND3HN3AMISNFKWGR3IT6D,2130,comic2-2142.png,"can you tell the precise moment i actually researched hats?  yes, it was panel 4.  i mean yes, it was never as i know all things"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3304.png",20180718080829,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3304.png,image/png,4PXXBAKZOGGXNSUIBG2PO6N6XAYX2EZK,3299,comic2-3304.png,"i have two degrees in the computer sciences and i am here to tell you that hard disks rarely if ever say ""beepity boop"".  that's the secret they tell you when you graduate the second time"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2377.png",20140710001050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2377.png,image/png,ADOJMSZKXE6B74YWDPEKDMW6JACLBHIB,2366,comic2-2377.png,"it was going to be a ""deep and sustained interest"" but then i was like, no, they're good ninja teens, they help everyone learn about friendship, ""deep and sustaining interest"" all the way"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2728.png",20141205000953,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2728.png,image/png,C3LCOGM3APNBRRP3J2IWCHRD3PS5D7ZM,2718,comic2-2728.png,DID YOU KNOW: my parents got together and in nine months produced a machine that turns chicken wings into thoughts just hours later about eating still more chicken wings
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2495.png",20140709144314,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2495.png,image/png,GCGR25UKGU6Y2DHIUH2F73RA4TVXBT6A,2483,comic2-2495.png,"in the worst case, you never get mistaken for someone else and ended up super awesome for no reason"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-952.png",20140714101924,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-952.png,image/png,GQGUI524BQAXSPWZI6PB54IQTAWXBNVJ,920,comic2-952.png,"who here could resist flipping through a book with that title, if you saw it just lying there in a bookstore?  if you are saying ''no'' then you should follow that with a ''HEY GUYS I AM ALSO SO MISREPRESENTIN' MY FUTURE ACTIONS RIGHT NOW''"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2740.png",20141115010207,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2740.png,image/png,HUSZBTXUOYPIPCYST27H7DB2S6JVOE7Y,2730,comic2-2740.png,"""horny ghost""!  the amazing new character find of 2014!  the pathos of being horny yet ineffable and the spookiness of being a ghost, together at last!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-790.png",20140714215907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-790.png,image/png,HYLZRDMUKJ2RIUZ62RJ3AIYU5F4UNKBN,759,comic2-790.png,"MORAL: if you are in trouble with someone, you could probably do worse than prepare them dinner?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-502.png",20140715151403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-502.png,image/png,INBP7MGXZ4BQ5IQIHVXZDAQ4LN5EORLG,457,comic2-502.png,JUST TRYING TO GET INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-642-2.png",20140715061959,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-642-2.png,image/png,K3RNZZY3BUSSEVD3XJDZEYQFPUZYHVAE,602,comic2-642-2.png,"that double ""i believe that"" in panel 3 is intentional.  i was going to have an infinite number of ""i believe that""s there, but i ran out of space :((("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2858.png",20150708172754,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2858.png,image/png,T5EMNAQTNHDLJR7J6B7NOPKI2E6MHUNB,2849,comic2-2858.png,people who say exercise is fun get a commission and make a quick $15 for every five minutes you exercise.  IT'S THE ONLY WAY THIS MAKES SENSE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-146.png",20140717210556,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-146.png,image/png,YEPFW666OQBWXS76RWLGC4O7PGAM7L6Z,132,comic2-146.png,that didn't help at all!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-751.png",20140715011557,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-751.png,image/png,ZCMMWQMN7BBCTNEHN4NHZ3F7VAGHF7ML,720,comic2-751.png,an alternate last line has the devil saying T-REX MY FAVOURED FOES ARE THE STERN AND IMPLACABLE COLOURED BOXES OF THE BREAKOUT GENRE and then adding OUR PATHS WILL CROSS  AGAIN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1748.png",20140711222204,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1748.png,image/png,ZDK5QPBNBGIZGO3OHIPKYMVZQFQZREC7,1724,comic2-1748.png,"first draft had t-rex worried about an asteroid impact, but then i was like, TOO SOON, TOO SOON"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-800.png",20140714211954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-800.png,image/png,ZVXKLZWRVIBM3N5KVGNKFL66WW35ZQCH,769,comic2-800.png,"CHECK YOUR WATCHES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-874.png",20140714150520,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-874.png,image/png,3GBW25TYQWUHKQP7YD2WIFGM6JEKSZ2D,843,comic2-874.png,NOT THAT I CAN BLAME YOU
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3055.png",20161102224108,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3055.png,image/png,4SJAXJP42VUMA6HJ7CXKSWY4JUREUVDV,3049,comic2-3055.png,"bill i'm sorry, i invented you to have some fun on hallowe'en and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1303.png",20140713052134,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1303.png,image/png,66XJO2RNE2STLGDLIQMUABQ6PX5CN7OW,1276,comic2-1303.png,having a skinny healthy guy say utahraptor's sentence is useful if you ever need to calibrate a machine designed to detect ULTIMATE SMUGNESS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2524.png",20140709125841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2524.png,image/png,CQNN6C45OWQ7GLUDFMJCYIXOAX7CTAEA,2513,comic2-2524.png,"maybe i'm in over my head, or as i prefer to say, ""in over my hair, if i had any"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2406.png",20140709220033,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2406.png,image/png,CXMWD2FQFX7H2RFVZB5PU7CJQB36OLGW,2395,comic2-2406.png,"SCREW IT, IF WE GET CHILI ON US WE CAN SWIM IN THE COLD WATER AND THEN WARM OURSELVES UP BY PUTTING CHILI ON US"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3172.png",20170802220530,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3172.png,image/png,DJ6NYHSAC75DEWYJPR5ZMR7O72FYVDJC,3167,comic2-3172.png,"sorry history buffs but everything you like is suckier versions of the stuff we have here in the present, and again, i must say that i'm very sorry to own you so early in the morning"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1178.png",20140713145830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1178.png,image/png,TI4NQWQZJRPXJQMENIM5AHN6UWIMTYLR,1151,comic2-1178.png,there are - there are several reasons.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2844.png",20150611115605,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2844.png,image/png,V3KDH5OKQGNBLW6BDGWHJQSSBDPM2GFA,2835,comic2-2844.png,"i call this comic, ""The Writing Process, Or, Why It Is Good To Have Friends Who Have Better Ideas Than You, But Who Thankfully Work In A Field Unrelated To Writing"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3114.png",20170415193956,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3114.png,image/png,V5C2PA27RV2SGHPVM2PTCNPTAO45QDT2,3109,comic2-3114.png,why can we taxi on a runway but can't runxi on a taxway
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1756.png",20140711204858,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1756.png,image/png,VODW6OCKRBGG5YAECFGPHSLM3EIGX2FI,1732,comic2-1756.png,"I'm surprised at how useful this ""giant bathtub"" unit of measurement is: your lifespan in ""seconds as cubic millimeters"" fills one up, and your caloric needs for the day, as established here on May 26th 2009, can slightly heat it.  all thanks to the official dinosaur comics unit of measurement, the metric gianttub."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2541.png",20131129141830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2541.png,image/png,WYSUX34IHYG3ESBHPDF7XOMHD2WRMYFW,2530,comic2-2541.png,"imagine a world of no traffic, no lineups, and much-reduced law enforcement.  you sleep through this world every night!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1356.png",20140713025411,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1356.png,image/png,XYAEXCHDHZFEC3WQETPNRUNLUSUYAU3Z,1329,comic2-1356.png,"in history a person might ride their horses into school, just because cars aren't invented yet. THAT was the sort of thing they did in history, utahraptor."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2995.png",20160603192355,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2995.png,image/png,XZPOHG62RMJZUJWWBE7WZOZ3XY2VIPOO,2989,comic2-2995.png,"stand aside, tom clancy: there's a new technically-detailed espionage and military science storyteller now!!  and stay right where you are, wikipedia: your description of tom clancy which i lifted here is just fine"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1988.png",20110608221517,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1988.png,image/png,Z4D5I5RKE7PQMEFCJMKVRSIEEBWW2IG3,1977,comic2-1988.png,"this is not the first time t-rex has priced out a skeleton for his house, but it IS the first time he has considered putting it on display there instead of dressing it in construction worker clothes and stuffing it inside the walls"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1371.png",20140713014216,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1371.png,image/png,ZEC4I4DLOOFVM32G3VVPHHCX64HOI5D5,1344,comic2-1371.png,"TRUE FACTS: i can think of no great painting that can be described as ""the one where the woman is - surfing?"" THE BIRTH OF VENUS DOESN'T COUNT SHE'S JUST SORT OF STANDING THERE AND THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY WICKED WAVES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1689.png",20140712023510,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1689.png,image/png,3SGLEFBE4Y7GLSWXSWJTVCKWVETGKLTV,1663,comic2-1689.png,"people who skip ahead to the last panel to read the punchline first: OH NO, LOOKS LIKE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE PLAN HAS BACKFIRED THIS TIME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2360.png",20140710012413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2360.png,image/png,AIP55HNP4XGFUJ2MV3O4URV5UKY7ZWQ4,2349,comic2-2360.png,"written while under the influence of sick medicine.  way sick medicine, bro."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2065.png",20140710235707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2065.png,image/png,AOP3PR34XTHLU4NBM44MNLUOFQ2KY6C5,2054,comic2-2065.png,"i call it: ""Boredom Plus!"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2961.png",20160413001542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2961.png,image/png,ATXRKVVKB5TR2BREBVIDLXPF3CYC4T2I,2955,comic2-2961.png,"as usual, batman can beat anyone, INCLUDING intractable economic realities"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1923.png",20110306095336,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1923.png,image/png,BKTIAV5ZW7RCRTOPK3R5TFJHFBF6QXWZ,1912,comic2-1923.png,"panel 7: god says ""WAIT SORRY I GAVE YOU THE WRONG LIST THAT WAS THE LIST OF THE MOST POPULAR CAT NAMES 2 YEARS FROM NOW / WOW / IT'S CRAZY THAT THEY OVERLAP SO PERFECTLY I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1341.png",20140713033535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1341.png,image/png,KGEPRW44XTKQLSMM7MKP4NNXG7CKK632,1314,comic2-1341.png,"so i was watching the golden girls on dvd a few years ago at a party (WOO!!! SPRING BREAK) and the pilot episode goes to great lengths to explain that Sophia's rudeness throughout the series was the result of a stroke. it was like the midichlorians from star wars, but they actually WERE in the first episode produced. so anyway, the take-away here is that george lucas ripped off golden girls"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2071.png",20140710233747,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2071.png,image/png,NBFE3JX6ZFHVMRLYQPAYBUYGFVQTT46Q,2060,comic2-2071.png,please excuse me for a moment dromiceiomimus i've got to calm down
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2807.png",20150316092254,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2807.png,image/png,OGADKZULJOC563KUMCFNUFP6VZJRX3KS,2797,comic2-2807.png,"RIP my lunch, you should've lived inside ME instead of some HUNGRY CHUMP"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3222.png",20180104011015,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3222.png,image/png,OUR5BTZ4UCTFQ7WQ4QDABU2JAVSGBZM6,3217,comic2-3222.png,i'll just stand perfectly still and feel this for a bit
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-668.png",20100709074326,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-668.png,image/png,RFQCD72UU7K5YUX37ER33CMHN3P2PR25,627,comic2-668.png,"this linguistic theory is actually called the sapir-whorf hypothesis, not the t-rex/utahraptor hypothesis.  i KNOW.  i am working on it."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1666.png",20140712043541,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1666.png,image/png,37RTZWYO5URSLWICUEHFYLOW3HTCNHRN,1644,comic2-1666.png,"hahaha, no she didn't!  she'll be back tomorrow, she's like BATMAN, throwing down a smoke capsule the instant before impact and no body is ever found!  here is a secret: she is the most competent character in the ENTIRE COMIC"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1196.png",20081012084806,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1196.png,image/png,6G5DFGR6NTP4LH3NLYR373ZMLTMEPYLN,1169,comic2-1196.png,"LATER: they all go a'swimmin, and t-rex explains about html"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2002.png",20140711054712,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2002.png,image/png,AFS3ZVHLG4SCK6R755UXWG4L4GUUBAJZ,1991,comic2-2002.png,AND BY THAT I GUESS I MEAN I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE ON A PARTICULAR PLANET EAT IT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2051.png",20140711003826,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2051.png,image/png,ASAIMQ6C74S72T7YSNZA5RUNYO5SHC26,2041,comic2-2051.png,did you notice the iambic tetrameter inversion in panel 6?  BECAUSE THAT KINDA TOOK A BIT OF WORK
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1659.png",20140712050959,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1659.png,image/png,ASIQWMI2NJ5MO3U6E4HNSB5H6DWYTVGO,1637,comic2-1659.png,"later still, t-rex sits down to write, but only gets a few hundred words into ""Ten Thousand Jerks!  The true story of the flu currently inside my body"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-353.png",20140715183335,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-353.png,image/png,CQHPNLA7BOQ4XRBL5R5WMXKASJNOM2AM,315,comic2-353.png,you strap yourself in and you've got like lasers and machine guns for hands and when you walk it goes CHOOM CHOOM
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-464.png",20140715171007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-464.png,image/png,DOX2TANG2DQGXRUO74WVX34JZMOGA4H2,421,comic2-464.png,"you really have to read this in a clear, squeaky,  little-kid quebecois voice"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2655.png",20140708221126,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2655.png,image/png,EQKJFZLE3HNPZ47TZNYYETJCHJFOWPVV,2645,comic2-2655.png,"to be fair, i have rage quit cleaning the basement several times"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3258.png",20180321212958,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3258.png,image/png,F7RFBGQSZK5FVVWIC7MZQH2DEO6BI3IT,3253,comic2-3258.png,does commissioner gordon run the daycare?  please.  OBVIOUSLY COMMISSIONER GORDON RUNS THE DAYCARE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2650.png",20140708221704,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2650.png,image/png,FMBFSNERHDW3XI4VU24U3LIBO2QGBVW5,2640,comic2-2650.png,how DOES it hang? a) straight up b) wait up c) hold up mister lover d) all of the above
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1787.png",20140711193737,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1787.png,image/png,GEDNUMRY6VCEQAT6VAAC4JOJGPJJUGXO,1763,comic2-1787.png,"where'd t-rex and dromiceiomimus pick up language like this?  certainly not from ME, i say the much more catchy and polite ""stuff goes unexpected"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1162.png",20140713161005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1162.png,image/png,JNKQS4X4I4S3UUTXD6DWBVIKT6JS5J5C,1135,comic2-1162.png,"this almost happened with my DJ Wig mashup of the ghostbusters theme and 'just lose it', but i don't like eminem THAT much. but layla! man! i once listened to that song for a month!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/dad.png",20140717221439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/dad.png,image/png,JWDYIZ4IPH4BK2OIKV4LCV6ARJINRE53,85,dad.png,"by my dad, randy"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest7/eastend.png",20140714041038,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest7/eastend.png,image/png,QQMNGNGJOIIPJNBIOWREO4VY4S767AH5,995,eastend.png,"T-REX, this is how your story ends"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1808.png",20140711181407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1808.png,image/png,QZW4QABZE72RHSAIKF53HNPUF3TE6GIA,1794,comic2-1808.png,"if this keeps up i'm going to work on inventing and then awarding myself the Nobel Prize 2, subtitled ""better than the Nobel Prize"", I swear to god"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2691.png",20141003044957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2691.png,image/png,ZH5V3OREBJIYEBPALACT4AO5QAT4EBJ4,2681,comic2-2691.png,"LIKE MOST OF THE VERY TALL, I JUST WANT TO STOP HURTING MY HEAD WHILE ALSO APPEARING MEGAATTRACTIVE TO ALL THE HUNKS AND BABES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1866.png",20140711153311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1866.png,image/png,3KDT5C46RGRLF6MPY6G75ZQF7S22O3D7,1855,comic2-1866.png,"i got 999 really good reasons, but not being able to pair this vest with anything in my wardrobe ain't one"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-292.png",20140717194117,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-292.png,image/png,5WAMUFZBA2NQ64IMHHZ6HVWRPGMSK6X7,244,comic2-292.png,the challenge was to write a comic with the theme 'monkey whore'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-940.png",20140714114224,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-940.png,image/png,5YNRPFMHDPVS6GN5W3AH5JMTO6LHRUQ4,910,comic2-940.png,let's start the new year with comics about DISEASE huh that sounds like something we can all agree on
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-807.png",20140714205854,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-807.png,image/png,67H476ZADYPMSTX7ZTCUWHL7PURK5EMV,776,comic2-807.png,"AMAZINGLY, 'wait, no, that sucks!' is exactly what elisha gray said when he heard that a.g. bell beat him to the telephone patent office by 2 hours."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-192.png",20140717200358,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-192.png,image/png,DLPXIS2FVXA3SUNEGLTEXMXY6TVDD7J3,194,comic2-192.png,is he making finger-quotes?!?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-863.png",20140714154307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-863.png,image/png,FYNM4SVSBKTQMVFVXREWWKYFBATZ2PQG,832,comic2-863.png,what's this?  two tickets to amnesia land?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-607.png",20140715080143,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-607.png,image/png,GEH2CAWD6T2UVLCQFHCAAZTPXX575UJQ,568,comic2-607.png,"i won the lottery again today, only this time they paid me in kittens!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1292.png",20140713061500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1292.png,image/png,GUH7BVOCGWVMRNFXKP6LUK2ACOGVYYJH,1265,comic2-1292.png,"dear diary: now that i've gotten to say that, i can get a new job! yessss"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1813.png",20140711180527,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1813.png,image/png,LNPVM7AL2PR4S7AMB7OTFYCVNAHKORVL,1803,comic2-1813.png,T H E  S O L A R  S Y S T E M  directed by M. Night Shyamalan
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1345.png",20140713031710,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1345.png,image/png,LYTBTN5ZYKJKRVKQWQG4PRNO7XC2GLCK,1318,comic2-1345.png,"that ""likes food"" background character guy? he's me. i know the day i hear someone within earshot, but still far enough away that i'd have to run up to them to talk, actually say ""where's the beef?"": this is my moment. this is my line. this is how i will be remembered. ""...Did someone say BEEF??"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3301.png",20180607085400,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3301.png,image/png,MEQJMLHYKHND2CVBX3E5XSDCFHDZWEFD,3296,comic2-3301.png,"FALSE ALARM, HOLODECK SCIENTISTS!  GET BACK TO WORK"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1538.png",20140712152502,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1538.png,image/png,MRPCETZ3IEI7KOWAYF67FMFBXUROWVWY,1517,comic2-1538.png,"okay so i scrolled my sent mail file down to the middle and chose an email and all it said was was ""Ben a zombie disco sounds pretty good to me!  Maybe for a weekend though and not all eternity"".  so... huh."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-989.png",20140714065348,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-989.png,image/png,OL4RSEOYBIGPAHLPBJI2QKPF7ALHILXL,957,comic2-989.png,body's in a museum beneath some wildly speculative text about the dude-based culture of the time
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-615.png",20140715075631,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-615.png,image/png,PB5UZQLVABPL7VHFEAA47ZZUBZGFLKNF,576,comic2-615.png,"if utahraptor gave him a hug or something, it would totally work."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-289.png",20140715184019,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-289.png,image/png,RD7BWIGQQ4VK6OF32HT5DOY6HOGETL5E,293,comic2-289.png,maybe - maybe to go with the first one?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3152.png",20170620185814,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3152.png,image/png,RSY3UYARMOG66YJV4HU7TH3YK5AGLRYY,3147,comic2-3152.png,"sometimes boobs too, if you're into mammals.  and, I WILL SAY IT, a surprising lack of cloaca"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/magaly1.png",20140717221548,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/magaly1.png,image/png,VMZFFFA3HUGGAIWWVLXZRQXPY6UKJLME,82,magaly1.png,by magaly obas
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2303.png",20140710070003,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2303.png,image/png,VWOTCZGJRLZKHIJ3XWH2NYRFI2HNYQFV,2292,comic2-2303.png,"that last panel takes place in a museum where t-rex is either a photograph, sculpture, or hologram.  let's say hologram.  that's the most futuretastically futurelicious of our options."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1982.png",20140711090619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1982.png,image/png,WN532DZ6FD6FB5YRLYGU5SRRWL4HIGII,1971,comic2-1982.png,"you should be the one standing here, not me!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1849.png",20140711164907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1849.png,image/png,XJZFMJOX36LO6G5COJELDQ755BTNKIFE,1838,comic2-1849.png,"i came up with this comic instead of thinking about sex, and you read it instead of thinking about sex.  hey, good for us!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2822.png",20150507035043,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2822.png,image/png,XSR6NZ47RZOTXYUMFWB52VVJLV7WGRLC,2812,comic2-2822.png,"for t-rex and utahraptor, WE ARE THE SUPERINTELLIGENT APES WHO TOOK OVER AUSTRALIA.  DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND???  YEAH, PROBS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2275.png",20140710085456,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2275.png,image/png,YO6QLDN5KPZJZOV7HAOKZSRYDJ4555PP,2263,comic2-2275.png,PEACE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1328.png",20140713040202,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1328.png,image/png,2SPTDQVMOHAHRVSSDXJCOYM34SMFKDQG,1301,comic2-1328.png,"everyone who emailed me yesterday saying ""thanks, i thought it was monday but your comic reminded me it was tuesday!"", now i must tell you: comics are sometimes FULL OF LIES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1205.png",20081012084818,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1205.png,image/png,DUQJQ32YV47TO6FNBQBXN55FAAJ4JJEJ,1178,comic2-1205.png,"why do i need to learn this stuff? i'm never going to use it in real life! now, back to shakespeare."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2881.png",20150902204308,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2881.png,image/png,EBYO5SZZNSAJMUUJVVDEZCIC6HZ6FGDW,2872,comic2-2881.png,"seriously though if i hear of any dinosaur comics readers altering universal constants i am gonna be, and i don't say this lightly, MEGACHEEZED"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2258.png",20140710094741,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2258.png,image/png,EHUMAI4UU4FPOTFAN6LI7BGZKRJTDB6U,2246,comic2-2258.png,"that big bang one is the Prime Directive, the Double Prime Directive, AND the Combining Prime Directive"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2007.png",20140711052716,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2007.png,image/png,EZTB7UW7YLNPRDI3CKOYT2P3T6ILYIVW,1996,comic2-2007.png,"if you're reading these comics backwards, in a little bit utahraptor will first describe closing your eyes as staring at the inside of your fleshy head.  so!  something to look forward to."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2050.png",20140711004020,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2050.png,image/png,IK2RIVKW2KDFVFCP3J2VNLJE4E2YLDEZ,2039,comic2-2050.png,"it's not working because you're thinking of his fifth symphony, that's an easy mistake to make, that's the one that goes dah dah dah dahh, dah dah dah dahhh"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2242.png",20140710110139,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2242.png,image/png,K42KNMN2DRAZ23RRPBG35YIPOQYOCGST,2230,comic2-2242.png,"i would write the DC universe as having the most advanced science and the most beautiful art, all thanks to Mr. Flash, who can spend subjective centuries studying, understanding, synthesizing and producing in every area of pursuit"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-109.png",20140717214831,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-109.png,image/png,K4P4EFBL3TR2SDF6PF65DHWLPHPRE76U,104,comic2-109.png,"you know, just stomping the dang ol' houses"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3097.png",20170203174939,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3097.png,image/png,SU2ZDIRX2DBKTYT2IVG7UHPYHNUTRDC4,3092,comic2-3097.png,"no regrets!!  thanks to time travel, i mean.  otherwise... whooo boy.  regret city over here!!  ha ha"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1078.png",20140713225807,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1078.png,image/png,TLY67SHGQDQ4WNXQMVBCLFJCTUDX6B6M,1051,comic2-1078.png,"Afterwards, Antonio Tony said, 'My credit card debt and car payments are two sides of the same coin', and continued, 'much like these breasts which I now see before me.' Amelia paused. 'I cannot help but wonder about your name', said Amelia."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1037.png",20140714031529,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1037.png,image/png,VEMNIML3FJONP4ZWVC3SCX74QG6NUO4I,1010,comic2-1037.png,"UTAHRAPTOR maybe in an alternate timeline i'm being less of a jerk right now, but that's just rampant speculation, okay?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2950.png",20160302205436,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2950.png,image/png,WCHHGDDVX2KBJSZKW3EEK3XJVY4JN3SG,2944,comic2-2950.png,"apollo was like, damn, i keep getting owned on Earth.  i don't know why i keep hanging out on a planet that's full of people who just own me so hard like fifty times i day.  damn dude, i can't stop getting owned by mortals.  damn"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-65.png",20140717225126,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-65.png,image/png,WFLLARSUJGRDHLW4QLF7YHGMV3LE76J7,55,comic2-65.png,it is the best any of us can hope for
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-563.png",20140715122455,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-563.png,image/png,ZVETN5M6KSNE27MJOM5Z2HFA3TQO2BX3,524,comic2-563.png,"will this help octopus t-shirt sales, or just make people terrified to wear them?  i'm already kind of terrified!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1821.png",20140711175955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1821.png,image/png,4FWOYJHN27TDTNRDLLFUHKTMVKCV3NRU,1810,comic2-1821.png,later: spaceships fail to work properly; t-rex is probably to blame.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2305.png",20140710065924,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2305.png,image/png,5TLJFI7STEYHRLP4VFTW2I2JEOVLHNCK,2293,comic2-2305.png,"the story actually never specifies the magic mirror rhyme limitation, but i'm being conservative in my estimate of its abilities.  it remains possible that there is no such limitation, and the queen just has a wicked flow"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-536.png",20140715131513,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-536.png,image/png,CBKRQOADZTJXFW5C7HJXSZPO77R6AR6L,496,comic2-536.png,"personally, i'm sad on the inside that it's not time to PARTY RIGHT NOW!!! WOOO!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2539.png",20131129141856,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2539.png,image/png,IHBLPRZQMWCVBWRKW2WH4AEIV3VWKU3Z,2528,comic2-2539.png,"see because the world leaders thought they were in primary relationships but to the poly hottie spies they were just pieces on the side, and the hotties didn't frankly disclose their feelings with their world leader partners which isn't SUPER ethical but on the other hand they ARE spies working for the greater good and i do believe Dossie Easton and Janet W. Hardy do give an exception in that case??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-486-3.png",20140715162249,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-486-3.png,image/png,PA7I26NZRC4ELURE3TYLX4B6MPXPUOES,445,comic2-486-3.png,i couldn't believe the name 'teen magazeen' wasn't already taken
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1503.png",20140712173935,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1503.png,image/png,XXMJTDRGIWXLAHHYTHS6Z4WSGBUJXIDB,1475,comic2-1503.png,"in earlier drafts utahraptor suggested temperature scales based on tears and/or blood, but don't waste your time: blood boils and freezes at pretty much the same temperature as water, and while tears boil and freeze a bit after water, it's only because of their salty ways"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1382.png",20140713001925,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1382.png,image/png,2M32VAGPZOSX2Q7UBTED5E54AGMM3Y5T,1355,comic2-1382.png,"LATER: aliens discover midas's body and use him as a highly unstable source of gold, keeping him in vacuum suspension with magnetic fields. but their ship soon suffers a power failure, midas hits the floor, and the ship is transmuted. the ship drifts until drawn in by the gravitational field of a backwater planet, where it crashes and causes the planet to suffer the same fate as Earth. we join our story centuries later as our heroes, bounty hunters seeking the near-mythic Midas Flesh, successfully break quarantine and get past the defences erected around the planet. they are the first to land on the Second Golden Planet."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2697.png",20141003012907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2697.png,image/png,4HBLNX7YTCIUQVEXGYOSVEAV6OSJEOBG,2687,comic2-2697.png,ALTERNATE ENDING: and your LEAST-favourite actor is an objectively bad person who runs over other people's pets in a tractor ON PURPOSE!! / *GASP* / WHERE'D HE GET THE TRACTOR
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1563.png",20140712133353,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1563.png,image/png,4RHUP43MUGCTFUPPWOWPT7HZQZDHFNPS,1542,comic2-1563.png,"this one goes out to shortpants, all the shortpants"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-370.png",20140715182850,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-370.png,image/png,4WEO3GICADFKIT56WZL63R4TNMGYPCXW,330,comic2-370.png,wow i thought he was setting himself up for a fall but looks like not!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2733.png",20141106200131,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2733.png,image/png,CLD36FRV4QDPQUFLPKPJZNMQYKAHPRDI,2723,comic2-2733.png,"as a former baby, i can give you the inside scoop: it's a great deal.  you can poop your pants whenever you want, nobody gets mad"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-981-2.png",20140714071410,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-981-2.png,image/png,GVKM6TYYSOS24ZLK7DWO22B6RPVTDENK,949,comic2-981-2.png,YOU CAN NEVER TURN HIM OFF
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2771.png",20150110083838,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2771.png,image/png,I6KRMZJP42K64HZDO6KKCNOUHCIFPS4Q,2761,comic2-2771.png,"i'm not even making this up.  the two best quotes about him are that he ""had more impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earth's history"" (J. R. McNeill) and that he had ""an instinct for the regrettable that was almost uncanny"" (Bill Bryson)."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1740.png",20140711225914,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1740.png,image/png,KPTRWJBXGBZVLV3PTGGXKSTONFWPXGCL,1716,comic2-1740.png,"yesterday all the emilys in the audience were saying ""yes!  awesome!"", now all the doctors madame frances experimentos are saying ""yes!  FINALLY."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2750.png",20141204034707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2750.png,image/png,P3AP6Y2U5S4QUWFBIO4DEGTNZYNHH4GT,2740,comic2-2750.png,bro it's good to have a bro
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-578.png",20140715112650,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-578.png,image/png,QHLZZHFAFN3X3BF4LALYXUG2FTZA2H3A,539,comic2-578.png,"an abacus doesn't count, because you have to know what the little beads represent!  but anyone can turn a crank.       
             
watch me"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1699.png",20140712015513,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1699.png,image/png,REMILH55WGUQGJYF4IFP2KPLJORP74VC,1674,comic2-1699.png,i'm new to making threats.  how did i do?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1838.png",20140711171345,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1838.png,image/png,RFGB54GFMKNHNGST4FR76ELJRC4D7JMM,1827,comic2-1838.png,QUICK QUESTION: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME YOU COULD JUST ASK FOR SEXY TIMES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3026.png",20160908061459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3026.png,image/png,UEJM6LVBOC4HQM5ARQXWFXOL6ZDEAKJA,3020,comic2-3026.png,MY NAME IS GOD AND I'M HERE TO SAY / RELIGION IS COOL AND ALSO OKAY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-490.png",20140715160542,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-490.png,image/png,VP7S5HTLSCP7LNHW2ZBE3HISJBIYADGD,448,comic2-490.png,"from now on, any time there is a spelling or grammar mistake in this comic: subtle irony"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2118.png",20130128013019,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2118.png,image/png,W5C3ECPRF5LH57STBVPCRGEC7LYQDB23,2107,comic2-2118.png,"later: t-rex discovers that galaxies produce radio waves and those travel through him too, and he is satisfied / walks around yelling ""I AM BECOME SPACE"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2940.png",20160204004524,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2940.png,image/png,WMAFNMALO6M5EYYTUEFXAIOKJSGKYTE3,2934,comic2-2940.png,"herc's lack of a kryptonian bioelectric field probably explains why his famous ""12 labours"" include ""cleaning stables really quickly"", ""stealing some apples"", and ""finding a dog""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1192.png",20140713131750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1192.png,image/png,WZXUC3BD34A2J3YC4CTAEHRS5VKI2O55,1165,comic2-1192.png,YOU CAN STILL USE ALLEGORIES IT'S JUST EVERY TIME YOU DO YOU'LL BE UNDERLINING THE FACT THAT WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2985.png",20160516123047,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2985.png,image/png,XZXLSHVRKYCALINH2QZFELVKJBALEFWV,2979,comic2-2985.png,...ters gonna hate
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2099.png",20140710214213,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2099.png,image/png,ZIC6XQWSMYE5VWBICMSGJEX2QGXXFYXL,2088,comic2-2099.png,"LET'S COUNT UP THE NUMBER OF BRAIN CELLS ACROSS EVERY LIVING THING WORLDWIDE DEDICATED TO FACEBOOK.  THEN LET'S SLICE THEM OUT, CREATE A FACEBOOK BRAIN, AND IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS FOREVER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-239.png",20140717195603,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-239.png,image/png,2ONI3VHMOMAKGUUN6VF66GY6OFXSPY7P,211,comic2-239.png,shakespeare punchlines comics
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2069.png",20140710235419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2069.png,image/png,3NCE5VFHUQKWKKA2S3TMZBBP6GHLPYNG,2058,comic2-2069.png,"grand theft autos: the set of games of grand theft auto.  grands theft auto?  grand thefts auto?  all, and more, are acceptable."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3251.png",20180208022337,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3251.png,image/png,3ODSRZM3VZTSKPS56VXL43GZPV2UUC2B,3246,comic2-3251.png,"ATTENTION TEENS!  LISTEN TO SENIOR CITIZENS, THEY HAVE grown up in a world without internet and therefore have very little context for the day-to-day reality of being a teen which has changed significantly over the past decade given your now global reach online but they are more than eager to give what they think is ALSO REALLY GOOD ADVICE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-412-2.png",20140715181228,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-412-2.png,image/png,C6NN2FAECEGIYXFMNP4XDAROCHRGWDSS,382,comic2-412-2.png,"i love that 'me too' voice in the first panel, whoever it is"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2980.png",20160516072930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2980.png,image/png,DEGMYFYO2BSB6TLVFF24V632LQRXDZFE,2974,comic2-2980.png,"bermuda, bahama / come on pretty mama / i don't know why i called you ""pretty mama"" / it just slipped out / no, i know it's weird / i don't think of my mother when i look at you, i swear / honestly i don't know why i said it please just give me a second chance"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-05-5.1.png",20140717231257,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-05-5.1.png,image/png,GB22RVJOR4VPNMVNZF5EB7DXCKGWJJ24,31,comic2-05-5.1.png,dinosaurs have feelings too
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3218.png",20171207060804,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3218.png,image/png,HTANWH2TMNFBLTRDSUOPZQBSUM6AF4WP,3213,comic2-3218.png,"if you're wondering how a tyrannosaurus rex could even hold his cloaca, i gotta say, it's like you've never seen those grab claw extendoarm toys"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-337.png",20140715183008,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-337.png,image/png,IRIW4UB4UGUTFSBXAIPYGR2RSQ6LUOPQ,326,comic2-337.png,whoah t-rex flips out a little there in the second panel!  i hope everything's alright!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2046.png",20140711013000,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2046.png,image/png,MLCDJW2LYRUBQ2IBY2SC5TISBCEDIHNL,2035,comic2-2046.png,TOTALLY worth it
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2556.png",20140709104146,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2556.png,image/png,MV7PYRINIEJ5LXJSQEWTVYELXM5NM4QG,2545,comic2-2556.png,"this winter, everyone will get exactly what they wanted for christmas...  and more."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3199.png",20171003164551,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3199.png,image/png,NHGFQWWWCV645DRH4NY5WOYMKK7GYXM5,3195,comic2-3199.png,"his whole thing was NOT travelling faster than light, how can you --- you know what?  nevermind.  NEVER YOU EVER MIND."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3268.png",20180322093749,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3268.png,image/png,OMNDWN6ZZ25JOSXKAC5W7HX2A7WPDJQN,3263,comic2-3268.png,"MARY from ""PROUD MARY"": still not working for the man every night and day, and possibly on fire.  also, possibly a boat"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3064.png",20161208021239,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3064.png,image/png,PTOJEH2HRGETT4YBQOH4YGOJF32LBBKR,3058,comic2-3064.png,LATER: somehow - SOMEHOW - the internet has become the source of 100% of my problems
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1919.gif",20140711131301,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1919.gif,image/gif,QMSHB27SGNUTTTFT65DFUWBERSK2XXKL,1908,comic2-1919.gif,"when i was done this comic i sent it to andrew hussie of mspaintadventures.com and he suggested that, for the hover text, i include either a photograph of a horse or a photograph of him.  as i am still photoshopping the two possibilities together into one megaimage, i invite you to use your imagination."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-165.png",20140717205930,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-165.png,image/png,QOXBTETYRRNSUDANGOTHMXVZ2VY5X7LI,149,comic2-165.png,"it's true, it is far too specific a stereotype"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2620.png",20140709013413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2620.png,image/png,SGLJIJIZSEM7NWCDIQ4QFCEZGGUEYTGC,2609,comic2-2620.png,"later: the broken clock isn't even right once every fifteen years, HAHA WHOOPS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1701.png",20140712013834,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1701.png,image/png,VF4FLI6BRIHSXL6G54KGLRZ7QSZHI5FC,1676,comic2-1701.png,"ah yes, i see you too have hardened your imagination against out-of-bounds radness overflow exploits"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1313.png",20140713042839,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1313.png,image/png,XM7WSYUWFSBHXLHHASIDV6REGOUKBCCR,1286,comic2-1313.png,I CAUTION YOU / IN DEFEATING ORCS WE MAY FIND THE ONLY VILLAIN LEFT TO FACE IS OUR OWN PREJUDICE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1815.png",20140711180356,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1815.png,image/png,YMDMLC5BMOW7GNSNN2VAD5WZ6S4YLDI3,1805,comic2-1815.png,warn the children
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-551.png",20140715124847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-551.png,image/png,6MCSKNS2NVDRDZNEWCIKEUF6XLWPG2TV,512,comic2-551.png,T-Rex's Plan A to make life interesting begins with preparing food in the nude
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-777.png",20140714224002,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-777.png,image/png,AATJP3XZDIZ47N24346VJDH3ZGAFMHZN,746,comic2-777.png,"even the example t-rex gives is fundamentally flawed.  who would like to be known as a 'sexual basketball player'?  'sexual basketball' sounds like some game a creepy guy would make up and then try to get you to play with him.  what's the deal, creepy guy?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1946.png",20110406153932,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1946.png,image/png,B7JBZV5AJPEO2OR2JRNIDMYMZ5TAUYR3,1935,comic2-1946.png,my suggestion would be an obvious time machine but with one equally-obvious (yet inscrutable) part missing.  that way we don't even have to invent anything!  WE CAN BLUFF.  WE CAN BLUFF... THE FUTURE.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3320.png",20180717175955,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3320.png,image/png,CXU36WHFKUY557ZEP5HNQVGQH4MNLJAF,3315,comic2-3320.png,"when you're done you can eat the straw and it'll taste like chocolate mixed with whatever it was you were drinking, and then you can lick off whatever chocolate melted from the straw onto your hands, and THAT'LL taste like chocolate mixed with whatever you touched throughout the day"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-883.png",20140714144312,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-883.png,image/png,HA2SYMCWSKPIKPOPD4OED3EYHWQXR2YG,853,comic2-883.png,"can you imagine a world where everyone had an evil villain moustache?  i, for one, would watch more reality television"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-6537.gif",20140712164836,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-6537.gif,image/gif,L5MC6XQ2XYHSOMXOR4CHF34EOUR72VTW,1482,comic2-6537.gif,"panel 3 proving the ""the universe is looped in on itself"" theory postulated by a certain king's quest"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-778.png",20140714223916,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-778.png,image/png,LVBWCKCKFBCQ5OBW4EHJUWZO4EO4PRX3,747,comic2-778.png,dude's name is 'jacques esqueleto'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1181.png",20140713144117,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1181.png,image/png,NHQPFOHX7VFXFF5N4HIIZPZOSQG33X2H,1154,comic2-1181.png,be it resolved that monocle guys are the new Other
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2334.png",20140710044803,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2334.png,image/png,NVHLROWLCRXRKIQ3WQRL4TWNIDRS2ZPH,2323,comic2-2334.png,"REMEMBER THE NINJA TURTLES CARTOON SHOW? / not the new one, the first one / HERE'S 500 PAGES IN WHICH I WONDER IF IT HOLDS UP"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1645.png",20140712053745,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1645.png,image/png,O6T24DIXKVPTMCLZK4XQNISEZSBQHOL4,1622,comic2-1645.png,"anyway, yeah, false documents!  you can read more about them in ""The Oxford Heritage Collection of Literary Motifs, Techniques and Devices""; the edition i have was printed in 1980.  i totally lifted the first sentence of this comic verbatim from vol ii!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-793.png",20140714215635,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-793.png,image/png,QAWLO24YYS37WDKHGUKX5XLKPEX4XDVI,762,comic2-793.png,"although, upon closer inspection, 'What Do You Do When You Want To Give A Loved One A Present That Is Alive' would also make a pretty sweet title.  can you imagine?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1807.png",20140711181439,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1807.png,image/png,RN377PQAK2FLLRXVMYRUU4VBCV26X7D7,1793,comic2-1807.png,"if you're concerned how t-rex could be talking about his life in the past tense, it's because in the last frame we actually jumped ahead to a play t-rex is performing in.  AGAINST HIS WILL.  BECAUSE HE GOT KIDNAPPED.  THIS PLOT JUST GOT /TWISTED/"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1183.png",20140713143936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1183.png,image/png,S777H43QRGUSK7CDZT3TBCJ5PGTXEJIN,1156,comic2-1183.png,I VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP BUT SO HELP ME I'LL END IT OVER THIS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-907.png",20140714125319,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-907.png,image/png,SZLVQITFP43TNB7MVGUKAPPELQI65XXT,876,comic2-907.png,"if i can steal a joke from drmcninja.com: if you didn't whisper to yourself ''i do!'' in the first panel, then either you have just heard a lot of old jokes about oatmeal, or you are lying."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1458.png",20140712201350,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1458.png,image/png,UVKCO6QO5CY7FOECDGLLZ2KREZUPX7JK,1431,comic2-1458.png,"t-rex is forgetting that maybe he said ""grocery store"" because he needed to fill up on chocolate that's shaped like someone throwing up horns, and maybe he said ""whitewater raft into work"" because he works as lead designer/tester down at the fireworks factory. by the rapids!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2358.png",20140710012540,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2358.png,image/png,VAMTKZJTL25ULDXBQOEVRYACHXHRO6H2,2347,comic2-2358.png,"on the plus side now i have a lot more free time to watch movies, soooo"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-524.png",20140715132827,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-524.png,image/png,WCFTX2EK4DYVOPIYHJQORI7PV3K3AMRI,478,comic2-524.png,i originally spelt 'woo' as 'whoo' but thought people would read t-rex's lines like an owl was talking GOOD STORY RYAN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-547.png",20140715125319,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-547.png,image/png,XDO2THBX6ZPSMBFUZYNNYF4TOHOAIYL5,506,comic2-547.png,LET ME PERFORM THE JENDRASSIK MANEUVER ON YOU MY LOVE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1926.png",20110310005504,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1926.png,image/png,YCVLFASSNJY3EQWR4QAU4BSVXTHPDBIR,1915,comic2-1926.png,the moon: french?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2170.png",20140710161845,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2170.png,image/png,ZRNN4Z42OOWJKWI5CRJ2Y3NCRO5TK7IV,2158,comic2-2170.png,"the next time a stranger in traffic calls me ""dickweed"" i am going to assume he's a time traveller who is just having a rough time of things"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2436.png",20140709182352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2436.png,image/png,ZVZTX6WHVT22UJS2OO2OMEVXAGIAEHSB,2424,comic2-2436.png,"you know what they say!  which is good, because what they say is loquacious and i won't be repeating it.  well, bye"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-996.png",20140714061707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-996.png,image/png,ZWVHG3IOGO63V4DQZXSM2YA6MVWV2B25,964,comic2-996.png,"close call there, t-rex!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-474.png",20140715164724,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-474.png,image/png,ZXH66NXLELUIJ7P476YO7WWLQJYPMSTN,432,comic2-474.png,this comic is dedicated to all the times we'd sit around and talk about just wastin' food
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1101.png",20140713195507,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1101.png,image/png,47R4OXK5YW2NH4BUXG6RNNYW5URV5RHY,1074,comic2-1101.png,i don't know who sounds like me and can throw their voice back in time but it wasn't me. and also i think i said i'm gonna TISSUE so much in ten minutes. maybe you should get some tissues. i gotta go.
"com,qwantz)/comics/blanks/blank.png",20160516073044,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/blanks/blank.png,image/png,4C5442QPCN2D65PKF7I3JY54GUU36MW2,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1629.png",20140712065035,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1629.png,image/png,65SJQDX6KEVDNNFTYLXZBHS4NSHEONHL,1607,comic2-1629.png,"i didn't say to get rid of it though, let us - let us see where this road leads"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2739.png",20141107202123,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2739.png,image/png,ATCEMVX3XAV3Z7M7UFBUG6H2JD6S4KYG,2728,comic2-2739.png,"THIS HAS BEEN EMBARRASSING THINGS ABOUT HUMANITY, PART 1 OF 36224"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2806.png",20150402004854,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2806.png,image/png,BYWM674CNZHFGMDXAZMY2LQSUCC4DMUW,2796,comic2-2806.png,"listen i don't get these one star reviews, you're reading a book called ""SHERLOCK HOLMES IS IN SPACE NOW"", how are you not getting exactly what was promised on the cover"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2026.png",20140711025239,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2026.png,image/png,EQXGBNN6N2B75IVEFX3OCHJARJ7SJHNA,2015,comic2-2026.png,IF YOU'D QUOTED HIM CORRECTLY THINGS WOULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT BUT AS YOU SHOULD WELL KNOW / ANYTHING LESS THAN THE BEST IS A FELONY
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3162.png",20170705180924,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3162.png,image/png,IZ7IJP27O5TXONBK3RXMXLJNO2FO5Y6R,3157,comic2-3162.png,"announcing RyanCoin, the cryptocurrency in which I definitely won't spend all your money, send out an ""oops I tried"" email, and then shut the whole thing down!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-850.png",20140714160759,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-850.png,image/png,M4AT7R355YSBP2MEVQ53LF3KZ7TTHWCX,819,comic2-850.png,"special 'hey, whatever happened to high school' section: time magazine canadian edition says that NOW, kids use technologies like THE INTERNET and INSTANT MESSENGER PROGRAMS to communicate each other outside of the watchful eyes of teachers, and expresses concern about 'cyber bullying'.  thanks, time magazine canadian edition"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-554.png",20140715124707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-554.png,image/png,MX32S4DFKGGQU6HOZ6ZLMF2SKWJTYY4W,515,comic2-554.png,:(
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-180.png",20140717195534,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-180.png,image/png,QKYDBANLKBSU6W4TJUWB7VV5BZ4EDHDY,212,comic2-180.png,"holy i'd watch out if i were Michael R. Sandy, professor of geology at the University of Dayton!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-971.png",20140714080640,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-971.png,image/png,QUFBKX6EJ5KXZU3DT6RMFFAXQEC6ETRB,939,comic2-971.png,"panel two is designed to stand alone if need be, like, if it's all that survives of the planet, and aliens have to reconstruct our entire civilization from it.  it's designed for THAT."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3107.png",20170301205709,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3107.png,image/png,RUMXKUJ66JNM2WDLRLCCEOIW5GLQCKD5,3102,comic2-3107.png,t-rex's last lines are me leaving every sad movie ever
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2055.png",20140711003602,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2055.png,image/png,X3YAVS6WL7YR4IIFSIEEFLN7V7RELGUH,2044,comic2-2055.png,"Antonio Tony raised his arms to the army of ghosts in front of him.  ""Working together"", he shouted, his voice echoing through the gigantic stadium lit only by moonlight, ""the aliens don't have a GHOST of a chance!""  The crowd erupted in cheers.  Ghost Teddy Roosevelt cocked his shotgun."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1155.png",20140713164459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1155.png,image/png,ZJKV6HBTYKYCAPPRAWHLW5C4BS2EHPHF,1128,comic2-1155.png,"these days when the phone rings, i can reasonably expect it to be a telemarketer looking for 'r. north' and when i say 'well, which r. north do you want?' they say 'um, the one who is in charge of your family's eavestroughing decision making?' and i say 'hell, man! that's ME!'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-166.png",20140717205910,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-166.png,image/png,ZU55NCBMHF4DAP3ARDJKPFHL3QY2SJT5,150,comic2-166.png,it is awesome when somebody is singing the same song you are
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1396.png",20140712230922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1396.png,image/png,2ILDQEKR7GJLBFBEDVKK7KDB454G4ZK4,1369,comic2-1396.png,"if you were really my friend, you'd appreciate how i manipulate social mores and statutory holidays for gain. gain for everyone?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3288.png",20180502202733,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3288.png,image/png,2JY2TQ4YKD3H6K5TF5EORXNFF7OSN4VG,3283,comic2-3288.png,later still: some regrets
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2102.png",20140710213941,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2102.png,image/png,2Z7IGGXI3SZ7TVTYI3SD4MJ6G6YOIPXT,2091,comic2-2102.png,"every time traveller unaware everyone else is a time traveller, wondering why the old-timey accents sound so fake, and yet, familiar; the intended crew and passengers all tied up in a closet somewhere in England, kept alive so that their descendants can grow up to become... TIME TRAVELLERS :o"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2512.png",20140709135750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2512.png,image/png,3GE27LTXNFBGG5FHETTFGRW3NDDYJMWB,2500,comic2-2512.png,PERPARE YOURSELF.... for spooooooky taaaaales of raaaational ghooooosts
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/dino_comics_guest.png",20140715040117,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/dino_comics_guest.png,image/png,3Z5V3BZTSCVHYSX7WGDV72YPNWVCY7E3,655,dino_comics_guest.png,drominica is a friend of mine who is named after the drominican republic
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-442.png",20140715180434,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-442.png,image/png,43O7BJ6RNUXDJ56HTA32NJAFUJISWMPE,408,comic2-442.png,i guess there is a lessen here for us all
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2803.png",20150402012526,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2803.png,image/png,B7547ESVZPQMJ7Y3L67BUPNS47FXJO3U,2793,comic2-2803.png,"JOKES FOR SENIORS: Of course instead of a ""meet cute"", today's youth will probably just have a ""tweet cute"" instead!  THANK YOU FOR READING JOKES FOR SENIORS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2614.png",20140709015519,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2614.png,image/png,FQU5QCDVIHOJLFJCHOVPOQISV4EU77X7,2603,comic2-2614.png,"in panel seven the babe is like ""oh my god, TCP parameter tuning for high latency networks?"" and then both t-rex and the babe hold up their hands and say ""TCP selective acknowledgement!!"" at the same time and it's - it's so wonderful"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-517.png",20140715143422,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-517.png,image/png,G3PZ7TRWO2YKXK2Z3FS2J63E6RXVSOTB,471,comic2-517.png,"how can you truly know someone if they haven't shouted their innermost thoughts at you, basically"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-126.png",20140717212850,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-126.png,image/png,GG4PFKPRDQXYMMJNNSW2BUS5QSGU6SH6,117,comic2-126.png,dooooooooooomed
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2897.png",20151007212401,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2897.png,image/png,LGJ2QK2QQHZ2MHULC4SNEKVU76HKGV4V,2888,comic2-2897.png,"i like it on scifi shows where they imagine it's possible for humans and aliens to have sex with each other, like life born on another planet would have parts that fit with our parts and not STABBING SPEARS THAT EMERGE FROM THEIR BODIES AND DON'T EVEN DELIVER ANY SPERM"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-900.png",20140714134413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-900.png,image/png,OP3LO22L2RRUL66W4ECBQA3QTA5CNYVN,869,comic2-900.png,"you can use 'sexually attracted in reverse' to describe all sorts of things you don't like!  for example, a mcdonalds fish sandwich is like being sexually attracted in reverse."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1559.png",20140712140750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1559.png,image/png,R6OLVGVAPIELYH5ZQM6G5LER5ZSKCRPC,1538,comic2-1559.png,"in this version adam and eve are dinosaurs, adam is a huge t-rex and eve is a bigger t-rex, guys, it's way better"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-140.png",20140717212558,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-140.png,image/png,RC2OL7N3MT2BVKWBAEA7REKPN3BOVGZR,126,comic2-140.png,"introduce this into your vocabulary, please"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-917.png",20061203162606,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-917.png,image/png,TUPFSFFOZPQBPODEW4HFOG4X3JR45KBQ,886,comic2-917.png,"if you're about to marry someone, ask yourself: do i love this person enough to not party with jodie foster EVER AGAIN?  if so, you should tell them that!  they'd love to hear it!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2999.png",20160707065729,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2999.png,image/png,U2ISFZ455TGIP5W4CLNTGTQHL4VBHVGD,2993,comic2-2999.png,nice state you've got there; it'd be a shame if anyone... SMASHED IT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2715.png",20141002010242,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2715.png,image/png,YWRDPT4ZNKPYPRONDMEOYXJCUN3MPQ6I,2705,comic2-2715.png,"me night, you scum.  NO WAIT: me goddamned batman, you dense or something"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3070.png",20161207221957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3070.png,image/png,AYI5EIINMCFFGVIXY6ANQQ3YCQDDKZI2,3064,comic2-3070.png,design for the cultured gentleman or lady who wants to abandon their life on a moment's noticeâ„¢
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1711.png",20140712004300,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1711.png,image/png,FK7WHHQQHAFU4Z4TT3RAZDOTA5KLQ7EK,1688,comic2-1711.png,i just scared myself with words
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1977.png",20140711095550,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1977.png,image/png,MAHEFYFM66L77LKPJBOF6O2MLUJSF57F,1966,comic2-1977.png,"scientists if you figure that one out you unlock basically every other discovery for free, just sayin'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2643.png",20140709005627,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2643.png,image/png,PORIO7BZREABLKJTEWQRQQM3EYXDZL6V,2633,comic2-2643.png,"I call this comic, ""Utahraptor Is Me Reading Science Fiction""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-729.png",20140715014619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-729.png,image/png,SMQA6UEM4X2ZGWGVO46U52FJ67BTIHFE,698,comic2-729.png,"there's a cut panel where the devil talks about a time when one of his atari games burnt out while he was playing it, and how the resulting smoke was the smell of adventure"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-531.png",20060728044504,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-531.png,image/png,TZUYUE76VNJD3K5IATTQ7P7CQJM7CJ2C,484,comic2-531.png,"BASICALLY, SALES FAILED TO MATERIALIZE IS WHAT I'M SAYING"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-681.png",20140715051058,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-681.png,image/png,WOIUOZ623SOLCZPXPTB7Q6R3ZZLCGHC4,640,comic2-681.png,"t-rex has somehow come to believe that 'tenet' is a five-letter word that basically insults your entire world-view, goes on to insult that of your parents, and finally settles on suggesting that you have troubles in life because you don't try hard enough."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2514.png",20131004072452,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2514.png,image/png,XVGAYDSBMZCXGBL6A43EUOK3TXO4PIUT,2502,comic2-2514.png,"all the celebs reading my comic who are currently having an affair are thinking ""OH SHOOT DOES RYAN KNOW?  OH SHOOT IS THIS BLACKMAIL?  OH SHOOT I'VE GOT A LOT OF INTERESTING READING TO DO TO TEASE APART WHAT'S GOING ON HERE VIS-À-VIS BLACKMAIL AND ITS INNATE CRIMINALITY"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2267.png",20140710091024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2267.png,image/png,53N73UFSOMI6EL7DBNX4WABF5SUUYOCH,2255,comic2-2267.png,"they've been found in antarctic research stations.  they were on the mir space station.  we screwed up, everyone."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2333.png",20140710044908,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2333.png,image/png,54SXQXWPYFPFP6E4XIPKM2DUFCVMCQW7,2322,comic2-2333.png,"MY YEAR OF EATING DANGEROUSLY: ""I barely chewed a lot of the time is all"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1470.png",20140712191951,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1470.png,image/png,DVJPW7ZPS7ECY3L3W2OERDHJKY4MTLPL,1443,comic2-1470.png,someone suggested i take panels one and two from my comics and use them as business cards. i cannot help but feel that today's comic would make for one PARTICULARLY unsuccessful business card
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1541.png",20140712152254,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1541.png,image/png,J3GUXW5TI7W5GGK4N5JL44VI6VM2KMVS,1520,comic2-1541.png,UTAHRAPTOR it is time for you to TOE THE PARTY LINE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1394.png",20140712231043,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1394.png,image/png,JEEBUKZJFANANBHJ4FKHE4H2QHOOFUWN,1367,comic2-1394.png,"city folk: sheep are awesome because when they say ""baaa"" it honestly sounds like someone doing a bad sheep impression. when you walk up on a herd of sheep you will think ""wow, there are a lot of people making fun of sheep just over the next hill."" it's insane!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2374.png",20140710004342,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2374.png,image/png,OZS2ROVCOH43B4IMAFHIJGOZPJGGFMWO,2363,comic2-2374.png,"ever since logic was invented, it's been hard times for legendary beings."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2212.png",20140710125515,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2212.png,image/png,P6C7YEBP7WWLFBTVQEFF3JBUVFCLW46P,2200,comic2-2212.png,...ouch for me
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3213.png",20171101201337,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3213.png,image/png,QAUS55GVEC6ZWDLBQIYWXNQ6TOJQZLUO,3208,comic2-3213.png,WAIT / WHAT / IT TURNS OUT ANYONE REALLY CAN EDIT THIS THING
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-243.png",20140717195510,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-243.png,image/png,SIJEQA7TJJU6LGROWQYUEVF4LWKTQT3Q,213,comic2-243.png,it is an open question among the awesome dudes of the day
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-43.png",20140717231147,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-43.png,image/png,T23UEN5GAXWAEL2A4P7ZSWVLNR5XRMKF,34,comic2-43.png,oh damn
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1088.png",20140713212016,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1088.png,image/png,TYTXGTTUMVIMKCMF47L5FGSQAD36F4XV,1060,comic2-1088.png,"god's all, ''HEY EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT'' and then puts his hands palm-down in front of him in a ''simmer down'' motion, looks around, and says ''I JUST HEARD THIS TOTALLY GROSS STORY''"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3298.png",20180607085407,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3298.png,image/png,UALITZCAYZ6YK2HYH5ODPIKSIDVHSCYB,3293,comic2-3298.png,"he would've been real good at, i want to say, ""viral engagement""?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1083.png",20140713221009,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1083.png,image/png,WKYQRH3OVOB4NZFIOTH6E5EDAOHEJKVA,1055,comic2-1083.png,"chris hastings of dr mcninja told me that being hung over is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in pink sweaters that have a picture of a bear on them. the bear is wearing a watch and pointing to it; the bear is saying 'school time'."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2601.png",20140709032451,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2601.png,image/png,WPJK4EJJGXOMVDZXE3VPJPM3ZR2UH3BH,2590,comic2-2601.png,"i dub this pairing ""poplock"", and our goal is to make poplock the most fascinating pairing in history so that all the americans get jealous of us when their president says they can't read about it or stream it on netflix"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2997.png",20160609184759,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2997.png,image/png,Y2PSHZ7QISZ24CW4PYDXCDJI4455BQ2A,2991,comic2-2997.png,"these are ILLEGAL IDEAS that someone is already WRITING DOWN and saying HMM IF WE COORDINATED BETWEEN CARS WE COULD RECREATE THE OLD ""BURMA SHAVE"" STYLE PROGRESSIVE ADVERTISEMENT but it's NOT WORTH IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1438.png",20140712212905,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1438.png,image/png,2ANDUK6N2WR6UQHJFDQNWZGLAPE4ZOML,1411,comic2-1438.png,"t-rex is hoping here that if he says ""maybe i'm batman"" enough, then when people hear the name ""t-rex"", they will automatically think, ""hey! maybe HE'S batman."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2207.png",20140710132936,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2207.png,image/png,2N6G2UPC3IWQTZS4ZAYWSUYGK3U2MC2Q,2195,comic2-2207.png,ICANN WHEN WILL WE GET .DOGS BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU THIS: THE INTERNET AS A WHOLE AND YOUR PLANS TO OPEN UP THE GTLD NAMESPACE ARE SUCKY UNTIL THEY INCLUDE .DOGS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2551.png",20140709111633,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2551.png,image/png,3REAIZDVXDFDA64XP7VQ5RY3FJRR6ZT5,2540,comic2-2551.png,TEENS: t-rex's line in panel 3 is a good pickup line! NON-TEENS: don't tell them it'll be HILARIOUS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1104.png",20140713195255,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1104.png,image/png,4M732KJ63IJH4UYTVP7OEAYH6UTH3U3T,1077,comic2-1104.png,LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS: today's technique: the narrator cutting things together to make you look like a big ol' chump!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-191.png",20140717201203,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-191.png,image/png,4UI3SPJTEPIUBXFCXM66ZYFPA6RJEAXZ,174,comic2-191.png,people as impressionable as he should be careful what they read
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1058.png",20140714014500,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1058.png,image/png,63ME5BPQWDVHLX46WXIXAJBQ3F5AHT32,1031,comic2-1058.png,"t-rex is being a bad role model here. you shouldn't say stuff like that to friends. also you shouldn't read their mail. ARE YOU READING THIS, GUY IN CHINATOWN WHO READS MY MAIL? IT IS JUST A FLYER FROM THE GROCERY STORE. YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THAT, OKAY??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-393.png",20140715181908,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-393.png,image/png,7ELV5VDGJV4A5UXMDVKA5HKNQY3YHCHK,360,comic2-393.png,and i do too!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2063.png",20140710235843,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2063.png,image/png,ACOT5M3W5XPETP3HIHYIWE3MYFAOKZOX,2052,comic2-2063.png,BEHOLD T-REX / OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2544.png",20131129141750,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2544.png,image/png,B7LXVPY4LWQOIW6A6OEWUFLKO6KW4UZB,2533,comic2-2544.png,yes simply walk it up and suck it - WAIT HOLD ON JUST A DANG MINUTE HERE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2493.png",20140709144357,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2493.png,image/png,BBOSZSVTKOZCQIW26PQYRCZ6TYSGZV73,2482,comic2-2493.png,"""The bold choice to show all narratives unfolding in real time - and from all possible vantage points! - means you'll want to make sure you have plenty of spare room in your house before investing in this boxed set."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2680.png",20140729220851,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2680.png,image/png,BEY5T4RLFFC3J2VRRDMZZBNHXWWOLP6A,2670,comic2-2680.png,in other words: the film world is still awaiting its... Citizen Plane??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2379.png",20140710000900,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2379.png,image/png,HPUH2OGSBHV2Q56Q6J2LDCYKUHDFLENH,2368,comic2-2379.png,"LIFE HACK: it's more fun when you say ""problem that can only be fixed by time machine"" instead of ""uncorrectable mistake"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest8/qwantzguestkc2013.png",20140709013021,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest8/qwantzguestkc2013.png,image/png,JIKGF7DWVYVBQN35FJ6L2OSGZIUILXR5,2613,qwantzguestkc2013.png,BASED ON A TRUE STORY??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3084.png",20170104212619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3084.png,image/png,LD3O3QXOYBHPS7G75RX7DC7A2AX6UJRK,3079,comic2-3084.png,ALL THESE PEENS ARE YOURS TO DRAW / EXCEPT MINE / ATTEMPT NO DRAWINGS THERE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1418.png",20140712215742,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1418.png,image/png,N7QSQUMDX55BWRFKKV5R7B5VQJLSBTG7,1391,comic2-1418.png,WHICH POSSIBLE FUTURE GENERATION WOULD NOT BE INTRIGUED??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1027.png",20140714035216,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1027.png,image/png,NINNX2RA3GQVHRNQRMPM2DBCQ7GZGIGK,1000,comic2-1027.png,"ANYWAY four kicks in he would have started worrying that his later kicks lack the joy and verve of his earlier ones, but realized that if he doesn't practice he'll never get better.  forty kicks in and strangers would have started complimenting him on his kicks, which is the best and most flattering thing in the world!  four hundred kicks in and his family would have started asking him to stop kicking kangaroos and get a real job.  he would have been all, >:0"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3027.png",20160924020628,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3027.png,image/png,O3CUIWC54M5ACTWMTCFWFVMSC3DHDZ6Z,3021,comic2-3027.png,"""geez, i wasn't GONNA cure cancer till i read this batman coffeeshop au with a puzzle sheet at the end, but now i'm all about it"" <-- THE FUTURE??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2229.png",20140710121154,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2229.png,image/png,PONJXGWXTZT7UE2HE5MH27I4PSWOBLXK,2217,comic2-2229.png,anyone who says their interests are so nuanced and varied that they can't possibly be summed up with five verbs or nouns is not allowed to come to this party.  i'm sorry but you can be a rare and beautiful butterfly ELSEWHERE
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2552.png",20140709111545,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2552.png,image/png,Q3O7DZWAFUSMGH5T2N7SA35FDRBFLMTF,2541,comic2-2552.png,"which excretions?  oh, it's cute you think i discriminate."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-156.png",20140717210158,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-156.png,image/png,TITRYIY47GPVKDP6DCWL2VQXDYD42KEY,142,comic2-156.png,obviously in the parallel universe he didn't forget to shower
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1455.png",20140712203126,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1455.png,image/png,XRGWNSDX4765U5A2NGVHTUTZJ4JTIMMF,1428,comic2-1455.png,"dudes this is the second time the lyrics to ""the fresh prince of bel-air"" have featured prominently in my comic. I DO BELIEVE IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-402.png",20140715181552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-402.png,image/png,ZMKGNNW2ZFJ2GFX22OWUSJ7OSAI6O4NW,371,comic2-402.png,"who's to say we ALL wouldn't have been chatty giant green dinosaurs stomping on things, had we lived millions of years ago?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1150.png",20140713164805,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1150.png,image/png,3WQDZDNEVCJCJEEZASWBUF27IMF52MC4,1123,comic2-1150.png,i don't know WHY i added in that state! it's caused me nothing but trouble.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1090.png",20140713201811,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1090.png,image/png,5ODSTXH4TV3CGGRGYTAIAVPKYMTE5JEJ,1062,comic2-1090.png,i ran into someone wearing one of my shirts for the first time ever yesterday. we both said hello and then we were both embarrassed! sweet.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2416.png",20140709174556,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2416.png,image/png,6A7OBO5U5AHBW43QW6BBEU2HDNWOSTMJ,2432,comic2-2416.png,"In terms of bad-ass, ""Heart Of Darkness"" is already pretty much there.  All we suggest is a few choice adjectives, like ""The Blood-Drenched Heart Of Vampire Darkness"".  Marketing thinks that'd sell better in the current YA marketplace."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-362.png",20140715183127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-362.png,image/png,DA2XOE7ABJ6TVZSF5IPEBZKYQGDHV6ZG,322,comic2-362.png,"the particulars are still being worked out, you understand"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2061.png",20140711000054,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2061.png,image/png,GFEIQQXZMCP7JCPZG4RNUAFJL7OCPGV7,2050,comic2-2061.png,UTAHRAPTOR I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING MYSELF CLEAR: HAH HAH HAH WHAT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-663.png",20140715052057,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-663.png,image/png,HGY3ZJMKXA2G2ECD6UWPSFOJNGHLJA7M,623,comic2-663.png,"there was a brief period in 1996, only a few months, when you could order stuff for free online, and not everyone knew about it, and it would come in the mail a few weeks later, and then you were like, wow, look at all this free stuff i got, i guess i should probably try it out or something."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3284.png",20180504154022,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3284.png,image/png,JBEEGCKUBTWHNU4F7XZA6M4STHQAXJG2,3279,comic2-3284.png,"nevermind, i just realized google has almost a decade of map data for everyone who once turned location sharing on, look forward for a fun app that tells you where you and your sweetie happened to coexist before you met each other in a few years tops"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-joey.png",20140715125047,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-joey.png,image/png,LKTUMJYBW5DIE7OQ3O7LBVVXOVXD2XKR,509,comic2-joey.png,"I wonder what my mom's up to, RIGHT NOW"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3262.png",20180308001615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3262.png,image/png,PP2LE3JQORMSINVLIA7I2WW2B3WCUE6U,3257,comic2-3262.png,"I LIKE STORIES WHERE PEOPLE GET PRIZES AT THE END LIKE HOVERCARS OR ROCKET PACKS, AND I SIMPLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY ALL OTHER AUTHORS DO NOT AGREE WITH ME"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2409.png",20140709214208,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2409.png,image/png,QKTOU6CQ6VCXOS7PWRTH2O32BKIYKGLX,2398,comic2-2409.png,PAST T-REX SCREWED ME OVER *AGAIN*
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1789.png",20140711193537,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1789.png,image/png,R5HH25OSBMMVZSDTWWY7MB6KC7JJJTTU,1765,comic2-1789.png,"my ashes being hurled backwards through time itself, as opposed to my ashes being hurled backwards through a plate glass window"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-614.png",20140715075706,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-614.png,image/png,S7A36CZTNWBGO2JRMBLZ2HEA6YOEHBI7,575,comic2-614.png,"alternate ending:
utah: Can you think of any good sides to copyright?
t-rex: Yes! 
t-rex: However, no!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2151.png",20140710180656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2151.png,image/png,T234XEF6UUYZOZSCN6P3X2KAOHSEJKB6,2139,comic2-2151.png,"All my sweeties were big into how I did relationships.  Initially, I mean!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-549.png",20140715125006,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-549.png,image/png,VHQ6RO27O2ENW4TEBKXNSCYRMDQ7NSCW,510,comic2-549.png,"it FEATURES corporations, but it also includes regrettable cultural epochs"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2786.png",20150205003843,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2786.png,image/png,W4HS5JLUDPNDWXTL5IZKC5Z3KLTVV2TY,2776,comic2-2786.png,ALSO IF YOU HAVE AN IMAGE OF YOURSELF LICENSED UNDER THE CREATIVE COMMONS BY-SA 3.0 UNPORTED LICENSE THAT WOULD SAVE ME A LOT OF TIME
"com,qwantz)/comics/aswdc.jpg",20150603175635,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/aswdc.jpg,image/jpeg,XD3PIJ5OKFSL4XIT2RRL5ZVD2UKPKVKP,2834,aswdc.jpg,"we don't inherit the earth from the dinosaurs, we borrow it from the post-human cockroach people."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1672.png",20140712041705,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1672.png,image/png,3ILTJJ5TZRISSV5GT3Q56J3UG7EYE4IF,1649,comic2-1672.png,"the price of helium has more than doubled in the past decade, our children's children will pay a high premium to have their voices sound briefly yet hilariously squeaky"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-401.png",20140715181611,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-401.png,image/png,627WZUUB5XPQIQSMMVY33EVOOTM2KJST,370,comic2-401.png,ha ha ha OOPS
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1524.png",20140712160504,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1524.png,image/png,6UTNNYZG4N3G3Y6SFPMQGGHAT7GYPYOB,1502,comic2-1524.png,"utahraptor's got the start of some pretty sick rhymes there in panel five!  ""you know at your parties i'm gonna pull a bruce wayne /  sippin' on ginger ale like it was champagne / leave the party, all the shorties complain / don't got time to explain / why i got to refrain / keep your booze and keep your cocaine 'cause / i get high by beatin' up the criminally insane / it's a train of pain for croc's testicular vein / whoah, was that obscene?  well obscene i remain"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2417.png",20140709213512,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2417.png,image/png,7BEMVLTHPPB5O7A4355N2RF76LRLXAPD,2405,comic2-2417.png,"if this is your first comic, yes that person in the last panel is shakespeare, yes that dinosaur travels in time to tudor england a lot, yes the dinosaurs are talking, no the little one is NOT named ""wee touchbottoms"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2865.png",20150805212401,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2865.png,image/png,A25NV4T2ZF6QK7P6ZPFX4EGRP5757FEN,2856,comic2-2865.png,bonering boners language
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1583.png",20140712113220,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1583.png,image/png,GAOBWC7DR67IK2FRFUGTM64ZQ25YRRTB,1562,comic2-1583.png,maslow: more than poop jokes?  we may never know.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3079.png",20161217002257,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3079.png,image/png,GXXTD7GYE4RXVD3VXM5WZNXIRII2SXX2,3073,comic2-3079.png,"ah yes, the problem of having SO MANY GREAT IDEAS / fully original characters"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-702.png",20140715030552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-702.png,image/png,H7VWI5VGUOOZJLVAFCG4IMEBYO3ECXH6,671,comic2-702.png,"utahraptor does see the benefit of talking about it, of course, he just wants to avoid a discussion about meta-ethics with t-rex.  it would be nice to go one week without talking about meta-ethics, is his opinion."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-406.png",20140715181458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-406.png,image/png,JT22JCB5WXDH2TWU3JSJYNSAV6R5PSUM,374,comic2-406.png,"i think the utahraptor was setting himself up for a joke in the second-last panel, but then the t-rex became all self-absorbed so we never got to hear the utahraptor's punchline.

		THAT'S WHAT I THINK."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-969.png",20140714082307,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-969.png,image/png,N7QEYSN7IUL576ITKIUU3APOO5UN5IG5,937,comic2-969.png,"probably we're going to have to take you to jail, dude"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-255.png",20140717195227,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-255.png,image/png,NOQSNN7ANMGV35FDDOATNSPB6FZJSPDD,220,comic2-255.png,it's just plain not a sandwich!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2884.png",20150912125323,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2884.png,image/png,PIIIYZAWDKMC5KLQD5CU4D3XIPSUNBRQ,2876,comic2-2884.png,"all previous emoji but with everyone in them wearing those plastic ""fake nose with bushy eyebrows and moustache"" glasses emoji"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-600.png",20140715085219,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-600.png,image/png,PNXX2OFX5MDT7BMME4UKJI2BJAHLZPGD,559,comic2-600.png,god now issues challenges to t-rex in the form of stunt eating.  Like in Joan of Arc?
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/victor3.png",20140717223209,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/victor3.png,image/png,QEHB3UUZOAWX6HZVQSP4Y35T3OLSN5EW,80,victor3.png,by victor north
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2321.png",20140710055954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2321.png,image/png,QI7W6YIXATEEKLKN5COF2NDPYR5737CZ,2309,comic2-2321.png,the internet was discovered when an internet fell out of a tree and hit lord isaac internet on the head
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-440.png",20140715180530,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-440.png,image/png,QOXYA3HF3B5UZWFCBDIHBI4CLOU4GMXT,405,comic2-440.png,dude you SAID this wouldn't happen!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2322.png",20140710055922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2322.png,image/png,UXQTVYOQWAOVBMEYGH56CSKT32XDZH3L,2310,comic2-2322.png,"raw nasty poops suggests the possibility of non-raw nasty poops which is, itself, raw nasty"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-373-2.png",20140715182730,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-373-2.png,image/png,VIN37ZSAVQMYW6LMK2AW5SLWKY7Q7WQG,334,comic2-373-2.png,i basically end all my five-paragraph essays like this
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-75.png",20140717223916,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-75.png,image/png,XM75NUD5EHCXJ4WB3EAKAMET4VYFI3XC,64,comic2-75.png,"this was that movie with the boat, remember"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest6/dinoguest.png",20140715040057,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest6/dinoguest.png,image/png,2XSAVO64XDAAWYMBKSFZ6AXWLTU3A6JE,656,dinoguest.png,AND JUST WHAT IS ROBERT SMITH'S INVOLVEMENT IN ALL THIS??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2984.png",20160602040651,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2984.png,image/png,4OMQ5XIRMQZWN5R4LBXLGQCD6J4PWQ5V,2978,comic2-2984.png,or maybe it's because gas expands as it gets higher up and things cool when they expand?  who knows??  if only there was a professor of science who we could reliably contact without our letters being intercepted by a third party
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-624.png",20140715070228,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-624.png,image/png,A4D4N47DNK4RC4GLZWMFK5QRQRTENXXR,585,comic2-624.png,so has the pottery class
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1661.png",20140708202305,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1661.png,image/png,AWLZI2IK6SS6V6LGF25P3BMQL3GIPYKK,1639,comic2-1661.png,"autobiographers often add last-minute hand-written additions to their books, i insist that this is actually the case"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3169.png",20170802220537,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3169.png,image/png,F4ERV4VI7KZ3N6KHNWC226FHRVSGBSUO,3164,comic2-3169.png,"the trials of the flesh include Why I Gotta Sleep All The Time; Food Makes Me Happy But If I Eat Too Much I'll Die, So What The Heck; and How Come I Can't Fully Control When Toots Come Out, This Is A Problem And People Are Starting To Talk"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1285.png",20140713070539,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1285.png,image/png,FIEZLUGGA767GAPXVVJSBB4E2CWSAIT7,1258,comic2-1285.png,"the brilliant thing about loheta is that if anyone gets mad at his book's content, they have only themselves to blame, as they constructed the story they're reading! reputation: salvaged."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1193.png",20140713131708,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1193.png,image/png,HFVVJLL4662HAX3AJFO5KOPWFD7J7TQM,1166,comic2-1193.png,alternate ending: last panel blank
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2492.png",20140709150009,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2492.png,image/png,JEH43K3KTLZQCG6D4LUWZ7HGSOLZIKDL,2481,comic2-2492.png,"We never said our love was evergreen, or as unchanging as the sea - but when you order chili cheese fries on the side, stop and think of me."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1330.png",20140713040028,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1330.png,image/png,K5ABGT2QNPECYYKR4QWOSZWUEXNLFBIJ,1303,comic2-1330.png,joey comeau of a softer world dot com sometimes doesn't do title text on his comics. joey comeau of a softer world dot com needs to smarten up fast.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-269-2.png",20140717194922,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-269-2.png,image/png,KBG7QU4ZS2PXTALUPP6MNTR5HHUWOYXQ,227,comic2-269-2.png,i really like how the t-rex's smile came out in the last panel.  you can tell they're such close friends that they can tease each other like this.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2763.png",20150206055018,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2763.png,image/png,KXFE635WHGRT7TW3XMSESPXO2FN4VCH2,2753,comic2-2763.png,"""Maybe the problem our ancestors had was that they didn't know disease could live in water if you didn't boil it.""  ""That was among their many problems, yes."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2414.png",20140709213707,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2414.png,image/png,KZVZNDAFHYO3P67AOD3AZLDQZ2IZVFJ6,2403,comic2-2414.png,"THE MAKEOUT EXPRESS GOES ALL THE WAY... TO THE END OF THE LINE, THAT IS, THEN EVERYONE HAS TO GET OFF AND FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-368.png",20140715182907,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-368.png,image/png,LCYHSESXYFHPUPKMEAR4XZ6WKJOIFRG7,329,comic2-368.png,"The garden I remember still: a spectacle of flowers and plants, a quiet vision of beauty garnished with just a hint of wonderment, birds hopping from tree to tree, alive in their enthusiasm..."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1706.png",20140712011744,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1706.png,image/png,QEPUGVP33FPEDCZ7GMYJTWDR7IGPB5XP,1683,comic2-1706.png,"god's just joking, he still really likes utahraptor!  EVERYONE REALLY LIKES UTAHRAPTOR, cept for ""garrulous gary"", a title-text only character i just made up.  let's say he's a... talking dog?"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1065.png",20140714005413,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1065.png,image/png,QOGMXTAF7IQUYGD2ZMMFLQ7MGC22JW3Y,1038,comic2-1065.png,"did you know that when you're tallying things with strokes, that's base one? it's true! it's called 'unary' and there's no zeros in it. let's see you solve fifth-order ODEs in THAT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1201.png",20140713125506,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1201.png,image/png,S2B26Z2NQ77RQKYGGMY5OXLDDO42RYRI,1175,comic2-1201.png,"a planet full of ahappy people, working boring jobs but not really minding, telling their significant others that love without happiness actually is different from just a really deep satisfaction, repeating it to themselves in the mirror every morning"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-567.png",20140715120653,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-567.png,image/png,TF3YWXEE67Z5O5IBOPYLKLPECLJBS23G,528,comic2-567.png,"UT OH, the same arguments apply to history! 8o"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2456.png",20140709170321,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2456.png,image/png,TMC5TSWC7SJ5AEHEMYZEEZOZVJ2XRCIP,2445,comic2-2456.png,"t-rex is putting ""tweet"" in finger quotes but you can only really see it in panel two"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2239.png",20140710110344,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2239.png,image/png,TTZK6QRSWDIMPYSAGCZEHG2QALIF2FPH,2227,comic2-2239.png,HELLO!  THIS MEAL DISTRACTED YOU LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO TAKE THE ONE THING THAT'S MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1732.png",20140711234118,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1732.png,image/png,VASXHKBX7J4U2XZW463PXTD6PIQNKJDT,1708,comic2-1732.png,"i'm sorry i had to be so harsh, friends, it is only SOMETIMES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1062.png",20140714012639,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1062.png,image/png,VMCXOH3RDT7ZRQ6SKMR3555BK7ZWRA55,1035,comic2-1062.png,"originally i had t-rex saying ''i have interests beyond laughing at 'weiners''' to indicate he meant the word and not the item, but the quotes looked like sarcasm quotes, like how you'd write someone saying, ''oh, nice 'weiner'''. ANYWAY! STAY CLASSY EVERYONE!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-169.png",20140717205853,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-169.png,image/png,WKGPSU3KKOZXSGUV4NDNCF5ESENZFMI5,151,comic2-169.png,boo
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2880.png",20150902204311,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2880.png,image/png,XHAVGIWFQ6RJ7BSRU3MBHXHTIC6N3YKJ,2871,comic2-2880.png,"just say ""your baby is cool and good"" and wash your hands of the matter"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1079.png",20140713225740,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1079.png,image/png,2TKFTXHPYISPO43J4VKDW6STIKDRT352,1052,comic2-1079.png,"Amelia loved McDonalds. The food, the company, the lifestyle. The good feelings spreading through her body were like McDonalds: aggressively globalizing, yet non-exploitative. She moaned again. 'MMMMMM' she said, and Antonio finished her thought with a whispered 'cDonalds'."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1715.png",20140712002458,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1715.png,image/png,4TSWHLASNQR5Y6WANWG7H3IVB3NIFWWM,1692,comic2-1715.png,it was GROSS but i didn't want it to STOP
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1245.png",20140713090856,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1245.png,image/png,56RHKHQVV6ADDTG2IWEMVYLTHJARNZ4B,1218,comic2-1245.png,"every comic over the past 5 years was just setting the stage for this joke. thanks for reading, everyone!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2838.png",20150611060427,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2838.png,image/png,C4C3GVL7UF3YJSSKC6I5HZFZMIX5SJIB,2828,comic2-2838.png,"you can also combine nouns if you want.  this allows your problem to be a ""bicycle god"" or a ""skeleton secret"", both of which sound like pretty fun problems to have honestly"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1797.png",20140711182317,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1797.png,image/png,GKIFDDPZCPKZOZZKDRZLLUBUN4O7O3U7,1783,comic2-1797.png,"oh also!  the odd-numbered star trek movies are bad while the even-numbered movies are good, unless the movie is divisible by 5, in which case it's bad again, or divisible by 11, in which case it's good again.  FACT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-538.png",20140715131403,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-538.png,image/png,GYK45B3746UIF7KWATB7VZWOZTDYLFJK,498,comic2-538.png,THE MMORPGS ARE PLAYED ON MY FRIEND'S COMPUTER AND THEY ARE QUITE EXCELLENT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1025.png",20140714035251,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1025.png,image/png,JTSHIS4NAEURYAY3IIECXRH3IMG764LY,999,comic2-1025.png,"paul dini basically what this comic says is that i really think you should have a rocket car, and it's unfair that you don't have one.  if you need me, i SO have your back on the rocket car thing."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3029.png",20160924015234,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3029.png,image/png,KBSUKNITRMJ6NU6UJ77G7EJGARBHM6LH,3023,comic2-3029.png,"WE ARE NOT ALONE.  the only reason aliens haven't contacted us yet is we're lost in a crowd of completely unremarkable life, plus the aliens are mediocre pals who haven't even figured out interstellar transport yet"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2600.png",20140709032553,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2600.png,image/png,VLBF6QGVMMB5M5C2BR3D4OPZTSKBZVEZ,2589,comic2-2600.png,"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was a warm night on the bearskin rug in front of the fireplace with two bottles of red wine."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-9028.jpg",20140713195535,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-9028.jpg,image/jpeg,WVBHN2EK7G2RKMZGYQYGCUGZCC5JUD4N,1073,comic2-9028.jpg,guys my idea of happiness is a solid gold car. that's all!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-961.png",20140714095934,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-961.png,image/png,ZY5N7M22F6W6M32YA73GZ6IQZWHKMFDY,929,comic2-961.png,"this comic just got some SEXY SEX APPEAL.  in flashbacks?  in this one comic only probably?  so, you know, ENJOY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2439.png",20140709180556,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2439.png,image/png,2G3IZFOIAP5AAPWHA4DOMCTLGKCNP2YG,2427,comic2-2439.png,"technically, i believe this turns every word ever written by humans into ""t-rex's premise fanfiction"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2952.png",20160302205428,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2952.png,image/png,5QWJF2ZZZKHWQFFQVH2FUKBNTNRDJ4HI,2946,comic2-2952.png,"later on t-rex realized that parasites inside everyone's bodies counted as animals too, and his short story got EVEN SHORTER"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1677.png",20140712035852,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1677.png,image/png,6FT5SN54VBJOVSIZFZ2L5VO5SHHP7QAV,1653,comic2-1677.png,"HEY FUTURE T-REX, IT'S ME, EVEN MORE FUTURE T-REX WHO WAS SENT TO THE PAST!  LISTEN, NOBODY HERE IS INTO COLD CHICKS"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3297.png",20180718081830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3297.png,image/png,A4AGL6MTP27436NHONAC4YNPS6IF4MYQ,3292,comic2-3297.png,commissioner gordon smiled.  his job was way easier now.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1377.png",20140713012339,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1377.png,image/png,ALLRH6Y4I2WJQRE7YKOIO3MUNOD6SM5M,1350,comic2-1377.png,"sorry, mad scientists, i didn't mean to imply you were undateable. the more i think about it, the more i'm convinced: you probably set up some pretty awesome dates."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3098.png",20170213153559,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3098.png,image/png,GRKNPBFPFNJJAYIORYN3TFEQ2T5YHENE,3093,comic2-3098.png,"my ocean area has some bumps in it at the bottom, are there any further questions"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2187.png",20140710141755,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2187.png,image/png,HUFKTGFRZ7MPOD2H7JMAPBG6CAS7X6ID,2175,comic2-2187.png,"""FINE... ALLY I WILL LICK SPACE"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-967.png",20140717094154,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-967.png,image/png,JMFHBVOGSB3AV56FVH2HSRREVSMKBTSN,935,comic2-967.png,"i am tempted to make a bible that has that passage in it; i think it would sell well in the states!  i could also modify the ending a bit and sell copies to ''the NBA'', UCLA, or ''ol' Paraguay'' "
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-323.png",20140715184127,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-323.png,image/png,KNHPXKAQR6BDC2SWN3VHENJZ7LY3EIMI,290,comic2-323.png,"man, it took me three weeks to get the beeps right"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1847.png",20140711165051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1847.png,image/png,LBLJ3FCXOCOWGC2NLCDDTCTGD5XND465,1836,comic2-1847.png,"otherwise known as ""that's right, i'll say 'bitches' if i'm alone in an empty room!!  not TOO loudly though"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-318.png",20140717192952,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-318.png,image/png,MVBEOEPXKFPZID3ATQEXKR2VAXWPGGDQ,269,comic2-318.png,not me
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1608.png",20140712085601,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1608.png,image/png,NUCGWD2DKP7TIDTXIDBMSBINXHHCVOF6,1587,comic2-1608.png,"the professor's name was written in all caps, one full-size letter per page, it is the most obscene flipbook of all time, and it is designed for people who can read really fast"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3149.png",20170607205659,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3149.png,image/png,OMLOZXMMRLU6OLNMZPN3GZ2ARQ3H72E6,3144,comic2-3149.png,"man i wish [everyone who was awesome before they died's name here] hadn't died, because that set includes literally everyone who was awesome but who also has died"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1907.png",20110209183835,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1907.png,image/png,OZQCTROWTRJY667MW2G7NLRWKAR64O32,1896,comic2-1907.png,"last year may have been non-canon, but last week was apparently greatly edited for syndication"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2480.png",20140709154111,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2480.png,image/png,RLC5PZ3CIDRVBUQWZWEEGRE5VLQYV6WD,2469,comic2-2480.png,"here's to another uneventful day here at the bottom of a hole!  yes sir, there's definitely nothing that could ruin this presumably-sunny day!  wait, what's that - a whistling sound, as if a high-pitched and airy slide whistle is slowly descending to a lower note??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-862.png",20140714154346,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-862.png,image/png,SN3WRSWYFIOSCZX77UVXWHTRBQKCBSRI,831,comic2-862.png,"number six in the meandering 'for teens!' series, coming after 'Proper Manners', 'Third Dates', 'Human Sexuality', 'Sawing', and 'Overseas Correspondence By Post'"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2444.png",20140709174459,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2444.png,image/png,TZE3WUWABZTHZD2ZJPYEDA743XYQP64V,2433,comic2-2444.png,"for those of you keeping track at home, now both utahraptor and t-rex have proposed a lolita prequel.  WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1996.png",20140711065344,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1996.png,image/png,V52VLZIRHXYLLTAXWBOA7RIFGVPMRUKZ,1985,comic2-1996.png,we ALL shared the music... in our MINDS.  MARVEL AT MY VERY LIMITED FORM OF CONSENSUAL MIND CONTROL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-526.png",20140715132735,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-526.png,image/png,VMNED2Q5CH55PBEH3VHPSGYE3H6W7KU4,479,comic2-526.png,comics with sudden changes in intended audience!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1964.png",20110505080522,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1964.png,image/png,W7WZ6A2VVZP26BHQISGF3FOTJIPJLFBV,1953,comic2-1964.png,"i read some medical papers on swallowing forks while writing this comic (RESEARCH) and it turns out the elderly swallow cutlery disproportionately often, so THAT'S something to look forward to.  i also read a paper on a woman who ate a fly (what) and was trying to ""scrape"" the fly out with a fork (whatt) and while doing that accidentally swallowed the fork (whattt)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-762.png",20140715002253,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-762.png,image/png,WISUUUHM4JBJ7WBHUF2XLH5GGWOTTH7U,731,comic2-762.png,utahraptor has already heard 117 separate instances of poetry today.  he is truly at a loss to explain it.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1869.png",20140711150010,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1869.png,image/png,X3GKHR5JFICUECMNAMN5OBO26HBJWWE4,1858,comic2-1869.png,due to a typo this comic was almost about ROBOT scott instead; yet more proof that we aren't in the best of all possible worlds
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3118.png",20170406011319,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3118.png,image/png,ZILH73TM7P6M72HBNLGRAEQ2FIGVWP32,3113,comic2-3118.png,"also baby ducks and baby swans are both INCREDIBLY ADORABLE, so ain't nobody got ugly babies here.  PEACE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3186.png",20170831164746,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3186.png,image/png,3WYJ4ZQI2K3EUEKSIISJUIVQPDKT4GDD,3181,comic2-3186.png,"later: sorry for what i did in the bathroom, society"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1971.png",20140711100051,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1971.png,image/png,44I3F3F3DMZESQOSTSONFGKDNEK6QNNP,1960,comic2-1971.png,"minecraft puts stuff beneath the ground until you reach the void, and has a world map that's currently limited, but at 8 times the surface area of the earth.  this is one of the reasons i love minecraft.  i can deal with that."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2640.png",20140709005919,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2640.png,image/png,D7QBO5X742AT4CPTWJM7UXYTZVEIFSCC,2630,comic2-2640.png,"it pairs so nicely with other all-time activity favourites, such as Watching and/or Eating"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2656.png",20140708221035,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2656.png,image/png,DYEP3XRR6QA63NZDT2WQAYZ5ASPBPXCJ,2646,comic2-2656.png,"i haven't felt THIS bad since I met ""Coolface Quadblaster"" on the bus.  his quads were blasted, and his face: even cooler than i ever could've imagined"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2401.png",20140709224347,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2401.png,image/png,EQCFHPTGYPWV4Q2AC4ZJIBZXWBDYK6UT,2390,comic2-2401.png,"Girl when I kiss you, you're gonna stay kissed, and by that I mean some of my saliva will remain on you and in you"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2854.png",20150702012420,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2854.png,image/png,FLM2QGJQX2KL3IJOCSMAJROZAQHJEUPC,2845,comic2-2854.png,"Ah, the solar system: lots of planets orbiting the sun, doing the same thing for millions of years in a way lesser minds would call ""boring"" but which astronomers insist is ""actually pretty neat, if you're an astronomer""!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2523.png",20140709125959,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2523.png,image/png,GVNZVLZR4P5T4QZBCZIUGRJUW6MPPUWJ,2512,comic2-2523.png,"Dunno what to tell you, dude.  English presupposes with ""knock yourself out"" that, if we could just get the permission to do so, we'd all be hitting ourselves on the heads with hammers.  We all want to be unconscious just SLIGHTLY less than we want to obey the social contract that says we can't be unconscious all the time.  Dunno, dude."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2848.png",20150711165619,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2848.png,image/png,IGPI3LGBACE2VIKZZI7FALS4I73M2HPH,2839,comic2-2848.png,mfw you know just enough about online dialects to be instantly the most annoying person ever when it comes to online dialects
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-901.png",20140714134338,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-901.png,image/png,MS4GMXUX3YZTRYF4WOUSHSEVYLC6ITAK,870,comic2-901.png,"you'd think a dude with such good and practiced stomping skills would focus more on his feet than his fists, but sometimes all we can focus on is our weak points.  THAT IS SOME DEEP AND MEANINGFUL STUFF RIGHT THERE DUDES AND LADIES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest7/qwantzwigu.png",20140714040918,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest7/qwantzwigu.png,image/png,QOFZMY3JVIUWJTGPCFMZL6PBOV6KUUES,997,qwantzwigu.png,this week we learnt that t-rex is responsible for an extinction-level apocalypse AND that he'll end up as a pretty lady's leg down the road.  YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3194.png",20170920032940,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3194.png,image/png,RLJIJZO6J2PUQWI6EOPPCDZZBHMXUD2S,3189,comic2-3194.png,"if you're wondering if utahraptor unconsciously slips into a british accent for ""dad caught me smoking a cig"", the answer: yes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2869.png",20150805212347,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2869.png,image/png,SYTEABIIOQCY3KCF5SVHJDAUGXRSWHVG,2860,comic2-2869.png,"there's a scene in the bible where god gives a donkey the power of speech, but, CRITICALLY, there's not one where he takes it away.  spinoff bible following the adventures of the only talking donkey in the world wherein she hilariously and accidentally sets into motion all the events we know from the regular bible: y/n/ABSOLUTELY??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-674.png",20140715051513,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-674.png,image/png,W3HW3FDIDFFZDRENHYDXWBP4HYKJNIWL,633,comic2-674.png,"PEOPLE WHO HAVE TROUBLE BEING: there is embedded advice for you in panel five.

also!  this is the second time i've written 'bitches' in my comic.  I KNOW.  here is a ryan north secret to comedy: once in a while, you can add 'bitches' after an old saying and TOTALLY get away with it.  hopefully!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-413.png",20140715181246,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-413.png,image/png,WZ24REC5YTVI3EQK4544AEEJZ7KLLW2M,381,comic2-413.png,"alternate last panel: instead of god saying 'probably not', the narrator writes 'HMM...' and omg reality is redefined!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1454.png",20140712203221,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1454.png,image/png,X4QPTOHXYXCSY5UMUNS6XHTDZC47LJ3H,1427,comic2-1454.png,"don't hold the ""ps: let's make out"" against him, it is mentally added after most every declarative statement he makes"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1735.png",20140711230240,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1735.png,image/png,XATM4CBOST6TOAQTBEP5E7UQXUR2UK2G,1711,comic2-1735.png,"are you aware, messrs HSBC?  and holes have many more convenient downtown locations, i MUST say"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2438.png",20140709180644,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2438.png,image/png,XM7BG5RAVFF2DW5MAS6PLGIU7UV2SQBE,2426,comic2-2438.png,"Sergey Brin stared at the eleven different sauces available, and considered the geometric explosion of combinations possible.  ""If someone asks me to find them a sauce recommendation for their delicious Subway-brand submarine sandwich, I could return to them with a more relevant search result if I first considered what sauces other patrons have tacitly recommend in the past by ordering them for themselves,"" he realized.  It was a stunning insight, and the world would never be the same.  The small part of the world concerned with improved relevancy in sub sauce recommendations would never be the same."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2411.png",20140709213956,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2411.png,image/png,3IS4HVIP7TVI5BZSSGWK6U2YIOBGQQUT,2400,comic2-2411.png,"petition to replace every ""and they all lived happily ever after"" with ""and they all lived happily ever after in their giant robot suits, here's how you build one in the real world:"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1914.png",20140711133713,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1914.png,image/png,CMSJV6N7ADQ6VLNDB4OHHTHIQR6GPO6W,1903,comic2-1914.png,ultra-res ultraporn: we have ten years to make this happen
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2042.png",20140711015515,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2042.png,image/png,DSRVFDUSFGBJLH7IXJXUPQPZPLWUUV76,2031,comic2-2042.png,"your body lets you know you did a good job for you, anyway!  everyone else may say, ""what's so erotic about a conga line skydiving off of an art deco zeppli- OH WAIT NEVERMIND"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-956.png",20140714100156,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-956.png,image/png,FBHTMYO3WPP2L3CPXS2DHWY52Q6XGAMJ,924,comic2-956.png,if you get turned on by watermelons then that's weird and also HAVE I GOT A COMIC FOR YOU
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1898.png",20140711142001,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1898.png,image/png,FMZNUWL7XNGZ2AENV5EYTYJECZ4SHG4E,1887,comic2-1898.png,"um, when a true party dude hangs out with his library friends HE TURNS THE LIBRARY INTO A PARTY AND RETIRES AS ULTIMATE PARTY CHAMP"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3144.png",20170620145453,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3144.png,image/png,JC3Q5SNPBH4R4LHBYIJFSDFC3C4WUDWG,3139,comic2-3144.png,"the James Bond books are public domain in Canada though!  that's right: america's neighbour to the north has socialized health care, paid maternity leave, and LEGAL JAMES BOND FANFIC"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3133.png",20170503174052,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3133.png,image/png,JKMETOBE2KDQ6EJZQ4AVLG7QA6B2KRXP,3128,comic2-3133.png,i'd like to propose a.... cheers-type thing with glasses
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest5/jeph.png",20140715132259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest5/jeph.png,image/png,LOYOQL3NQCMDA2MZBRABKQPOWRMLL7LJ,486,jeph.png,well i - i think they're pretty ladylike
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1375.png",20140713013954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1375.png,image/png,MHKZYX6AP27AL2KLVDD6JOWGTSNVR6M7,1348,comic2-1375.png,"if someone was spying on me this morning, they would have seen a man get out of bed, have a shower, get dressed, and then write a made up story about flying dinosaurs and vaginas while listening to the official soundtrack of the game ""super mario galaxy"". they would have thought ""i must remind myself again why i am spying on this fellow"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-459.png",20140715171302,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-459.png,image/png,QTKJALMYT3JZ3EVGSX7ZBD5CF36PEJIA,417,comic2-459.png,"man, people are always kissing in fan fiction"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2348.png",20140710020503,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2348.png,image/png,TYMYIVZL36ZVXHTPUTCJACJS6TJMULLQ,2337,comic2-2348.png,"What songs were they likely listening to on the radio?  What was the weather like?  How deep does this rabbit hole go?  How historically accurate must your idea of your parents boinking be until it is, at last, enough??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2593.png",20140709040436,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2593.png,image/png,ZFHTZXJVAMROBROR3EOMRCGSTBSWHN6M,2582,comic2-2593.png,"""When it comes to inspiring you, I haven't failed.  I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work"". wow trying 10,000 times and failing while someone else could try just once and succeed, that's pretty much the perfect definition of failure actually"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/mel.png",20140717221504,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/mel.png,image/png,26HPQRMEEB7LIKN2TF2QESQ3DL5PWKJS,84,mel.png,by mel tayler
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2375.png",20140710002739,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2375.png,image/png,BVFOHKJJWLNVLON5MSPOADGORFAUCCQS,2364,comic2-2375.png,"if only I'd called this comic ""The Crazy Mixed-Up Story Of The Very Very Haunted Chair"" instead of ""Dinosaur Comics"", we might've gotten to this haunted chair so much sooner"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2138.png",20140710184802,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2138.png,image/png,EXZL2ZV2CK6OA2WEJF4BMMWUKSTLTGBT,2126,comic2-2138.png,"yo holmes, smell ya later"
"com,qwantz)/comics/guest/victor2.png",20140717223232,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest/victor2.png,image/png,FFU2IZ5RL3LCM6HPE7WUVRHS4FM4RC6Y,79,victor2.png,by victor north
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3195.png",20171005004230,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3195.png,image/png,HEUHOHWXUWWDRV6WZEOOCOUMVGSD7IKF,3190,comic2-3195.png,carrots?  WITH 0.5 CUBIC CENTIMETERS OF LOW-FAT DIP ON EACH??  WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1896.png",20140711142135,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1896.png,image/png,MGBFBPME7OZVZWZF5PX57IACRUQLKPHR,1885,comic2-1896.png,you can tell them apart by their mustaches; this custom mario encyclopedia i own has come in HANDY once again
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3176.png",20170907160837,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3176.png,image/png,PPHGO5VAPB7G3FZRXIRVJKXA4SNUHE4H,3171,comic2-3176.png,"PARENTS: i know this must be a new experience for you, but i am a stranger with some unsolicited child-rearing opinions"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2175.png",20140710151252,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2175.png,image/png,QX7SODIAUU3J47NQ3YNY6D2EO3THLIOS,2163,comic2-2175.png,"rejected candidates: dog from another bog, aunt from another plant, friend from another rear end"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-116.png",20140717214615,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-116.png,image/png,XCYRL7TQT7WY3YADHIYTDSWVZLCI2BKF,109,comic2-116.png,the most dangerous game
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1368.png",20081106200503,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1368.png,image/png,YJ3D57TSC5VP5NLWA2JOY56QSFXQETFY,1341,comic2-1368.png,"on the other hand, in smaller cultures with a greater focus on community, player one often makes a very generous offer! so if you're all :( after this comic at least now you can be all :I"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1801.png",20140711181953,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1801.png,image/png,YSFJIRPBPD52IQLOC7NAVIMU7OPQQBVW,1787,comic2-1801.png,MY FRIEND YOUR DIET MIGHT BE RHETORICAL BALONEY / YOUR DIET MIGHT IN FACT BE RHETORICAL BALONEY SANDWICHES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2525.png",20140709125759,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2525.png,image/png,2ZJKS4SDBOQKXHPB3NMEZMYFK2JOOUMO,2514,comic2-2525.png,"ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the next exciting step in the afterlife's explosive worldwide development.  i give you: the afterlife of things"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-690.png",20140715040419,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-690.png,image/png,773Q46SD34OU5XIF5SOIQJG3XQYQINMY,649,comic2-690.png,"it was one of those 'i bet you can't lick your elbow' type bets that t-rex shouldn't have fallen for, but that's not really important to the story right now."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1948.png",20140711111851,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1948.png,image/png,AFFPFRUFJONYLWEEC7RFNEF6VIPYSKNA,1937,comic2-1948.png,"emoticons would work well for this!  expectation before the object of the verb, reality after it, a mini emotional rollercoaster in every sentence whenever you go out on a first :Ddate>:|"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2135.png",20140710192516,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2135.png,image/png,AIIOV6HVEC37ZBRIMB26WZFKM3LOXVBL,2123,comic2-2135.png,"turns out in Canada a GIC is a ""Guaranteed Investment Certificate"" while in the US a GIC is a ""Guaranteed Investment Contract"".  As a young, awesome dude who likes to skateboard, I knew neither of these things and had to look them up.  I looked them up for YOU, the READER (presumably also a skateboarder??)"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2350.png",20140710013305,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2350.png,image/png,AZ7MRGFCIQNM3PAUTKU33V7GPFINQ75U,2339,comic2-2350.png,"""disney/time-warner"" is dinosaur slang which roughly translated means ""y'all"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2308.png",20140710065655,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2308.png,image/png,C7TLPSWJTIR7TORX74LSHZLL7N6XYMQ5,2296,comic2-2308.png,there is no better idea than the idea that our bodies are just sacks of blood under tremendously high pressure
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-437.png",20140715180546,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-437.png,image/png,CTWKMIXN2IW4VWONJOVJEOYAKWFVRQCO,404,comic2-437.png,"man, throw in some suicides left and right, and you've got the ultimate serious improv scene!  or something from degrassi"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-339.png",20140715183658,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-339.png,image/png,EQOOBLZZSSNT3DEYLZ6ZALDINOO2MZC3,304,comic2-339.png,AS SHOULD WE ALL
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1044.png",20140714025605,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1044.png,image/png,KB4EI4FKOSDAP6XDOWRU75LYEKHKG6YJ,1017,comic2-1044.png,"that cockroach sentence comes from my text adventure epic, ''your mouth is full of cockroaches.'' it's like a regular text adventure, except every room description starts with that sentence. if you type 'remove cockroaches from mouth' all it says is ''you think about it, and decide you just don't want to do that.''"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-111.png",20140717214727,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-111.png,image/png,KDMNCNPU2OJCVFB4DZ5WUHOWAGIJ5OBA,106,comic2-111.png,pure dinosaur sex
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3263.png",20180308001612,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3263.png,image/png,KMDNDJUKGHCHQDEBUUOEWIG6XBUMABMW,3258,comic2-3263.png,messa think there's still good reasons to be excited about the future
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2892.png",20151008033207,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2892.png,image/png,LTQBA6VTL2GWR6MRM2QE7XKUCLZWMNYW,2883,comic2-2892.png,"so hey i've been experimenting in letting an ai program write comics for me, let me know if you can notice any differences"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1435.png",20140712213042,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1435.png,image/png,OLONC53F2JHZ37KPDCWRPQGA5P7SQVDC,1408,comic2-1435.png,"two hundred years ago in dinosaur times? am i supposed to believe there was a dinosaur darwin who described dinosaur evolution to the other dinosaurs?? because, um, that's actually kinda awesome"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3283.png",20180513162954,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3283.png,image/png,UTVP44LMRIJAKEJBIEXRKZLPPJKLK2BX,3278,comic2-3283.png,"sherlock read watson's story, languidly relaxing by the pool in his robe.  ""you didn't describe my chest,"" he criticized.  ""you didn't describe my chest"" watson repeated back in a mocking sing-song.  ""i hardly think that was called for,"" sherlock said, his robe slipping from his shoulders"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-68.png",20140717203833,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-68.png,image/png,UZDBOTTTG7V7JOY2PYL57KWJRDPYCQDF,165,comic2-68.png,see?  it says right here: 'fire insurance'
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2483.png",20140709153852,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2483.png,image/png,XD56L5G4I37ZPIF7F57ZG6LA5CJKQM2M,2472,comic2-2483.png,"this means that you are responsible for all the greatest works of art, but i mean, you made them so it makes sense you'd like them right??"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1049.png",20140714023715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1049.png,image/png,XY564RQAATKRLM644QWPITOO4IV2ABYX,1022,comic2-1049.png,"did you hear the urban legend about the woman who eats a hot dog, but then it's actually a real dog? no you did not, because it is a stupid urban legend. hot dogs and real dogs don't even look the same! come ON."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1663.png",20140708202343,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1663.png,image/png,YD5K43KADYNGESPWF4QEPTRUPL36PXDH,1640,comic2-1663.png,"alternate panel 2 text: ""SUPER FUN THINGS TO DO WITH TOAST"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1780.png",20140711194410,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1780.png,image/png,2INIWYTMBRYDU3PRZQMJLBV7RFW4LMI7,1756,comic2-1780.png,in today's comic: utahraptor gets CONFUSED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1773.png",20140711200418,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1773.png,image/png,52RUWHS46I7V65SARNKUY5T4QG4UHAPZ,1749,comic2-1773.png,"""later on your sense of smell was restored through a series of misadventures, and you insisted on celebrating by smelling everyone"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-100.png",20140717215019,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-100.png,image/png,5DPQLJENLBVUACFELN6AIGF5MWBEVDXA,99,comic2-100.png,a RADICAL comic for today's youth
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-801.png",20140714210333,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-801.png,image/png,AFOPYHS677HNHOFWS6RIE5OKJJGGR5UW,770,comic2-801.png,today is the day i break out the shorts
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1630.png",20140712063415,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1630.png,image/png,DX75UGPUDXBKGJ32KHEOUX2TJXSKZAGS,1608,comic2-1630.png,"""kabazillion"" isn't even a valid imaginary unit, t-rex.  sheesh, try to take science seriously OKAY"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-758.png",20140715004059,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-758.png,image/png,E6WB7EBYZUYTEVVJCQPIPXIWNIRV3UNJ,727,comic2-758.png,"arguably, the best form of spying"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2883.png",20150908121957,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2883.png,image/png,ENSNE7UCVWGEBLE4AH6VCTDHYO57MOSV,2875,comic2-2883.png,"depending on what you mean by ""entropy running in full reverse"" i'm not even sure you'd die.  maybe you'd just get more and more alive, and also maybe the hot sauce for your eggs scramby might separate out into its component parts, and then maybe your body would too, so more research is needed i guess"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2158.png",20140710171511,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2158.png,image/png,FQFITX64SN3SK2LN2XOCZO7TWI5SQ3RZ,2146,comic2-2158.png,"""life hack"" is the new ""pro tip"" is the new ""gosh you should really know this already"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2188.png",20140710141648,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2188.png,image/png,G2HQGDEZBQFJFIVLIU2AEO6JMB2J3HBU,2176,comic2-2188.png,"""dromiceiomimoid"" is a word i made up but since actual scientists stone-cold abandoned the name ""dromiceiomimus"" that makes ME the last authority on the subject and I say... SHIP IT"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1197.png",20140713125900,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1197.png,image/png,H7X45JBB6QR42BLMRZABPQQSBV6OLKXX,1170,comic2-1197.png,neeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-688.png",20140715042057,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-688.png,image/png,IOSU6YX4NVDNVHJYJH7JYOLKHYPBX54H,647,comic2-688.png,HAHA SEEMS LIKE 1997 WAS A GOOD YEAR EH T-REX
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-47.png",20140717225822,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-47.png,image/png,QWWTN3C2SMBJ6HSV6WVVTEGURXUPALR5,37,comic2-47.png,this alternate universe utahraptor is kinda pushy
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2400.png",20140709224443,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2400.png,image/png,SVNIHHLYFVVPVFD5F7Z5H3AITCFVKS6M,2389,comic2-2400.png,"also there's a chance you got to panel 6 even though you drink blood from alive bodies while not being a dracula, so that's weird, maybe you wanna stop that"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2901.png",20151023181830,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2901.png,image/png,VNBA3FRVT56CZFDIIBZUCXBEZO2AUTJH,2895,comic2-2901.png,"look, all i'm saying is, how do we know pavement ISN'T a food"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-712-2.png",20140715025932,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-712-2.png,image/png,WJKFEWLMVHJPSWNYXMSYRPZM7GD2QZNY,681,comic2-712-2.png,"what you don't see in the next panel is where the raccoons and cephalopods all stop laughing at the same time, cock their heads slightly, and turn to stare at t-rex"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1589.png",20140712111110,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1589.png,image/png,X5R4OQSXPNPO3FAPMEERHQGJPKVL5VPX,1568,comic2-1589.png,most of us were interested in how it all turned out
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2992.png",20160602002533,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2992.png,image/png,XZKR7DBUOTSZC2YM4XC3JOZ3OO3EH6BC,2986,comic2-2992.png,"yes hello, welcome to my dinner party, please make yourself at home and pull up a chair under my giant permanent banner"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1298.png",20140713061050,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1298.png,image/png,ZIYW33AVGGUVON6LHJ6XHMHWRIBXPIRL,1271,comic2-1298.png,five broken hearts can't be wrong!
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1858.png",20101125182532,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1858.png,image/png,ZSL6ITLA3BLP4VBBIG23C763ULSYNIHB,1847,comic2-1858.png,MAYBE YOU MISSED IT / WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I KINDA WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1582.png",20140712114818,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1582.png,image/png,2DUZ2OBEF32ENJM3OSLYUHCVN5UL2XJO,1561,comic2-1582.png,"NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: THE RESTRAINT TO NOT ACTUALLY PUT ""BITCHES"" IN EVERY PANEL EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY COULD'VE"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2686.png",20141003045153,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2686.png,image/png,6MG5NFX5FAE5CPHO6MSJWQNY5P6DYDOK,2676,comic2-2686.png,ALSO I'D ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION MY HANDS WERE GETTING REAL TIRED
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-282.png",20140717194552,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-282.png,image/png,DH5OQ6M5447TDS7C5ZT5OD4ZMDMGKRWU,235,comic2-282.png,"actually, i think i'm the only one i know (of my male friends) who actually looks forward to being an old man"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2930.png",20160107002312,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2930.png,image/png,ES6DT6RSOB5THIVDLE4C6O2LYL6FYADV,2924,comic2-2930.png,"can any three words be more tantalizing than ""Secret Illegal Pyramid""??  may i present... ""Secret Sex Pyramid"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-thiswasverydifficulttoaccomplishpleasepayattention.png",20160516073047,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-THISWASVERYDIFFICULTTOACCOMPLISHPLEASEPAYATTENTION.png,image/png,FR5MW5EUSHXBOIQ4TANWMKJ7ZMR3CTIE,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3021.png",20160803203656,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3021.png,image/png,GDVLZXVNWATFR3JS4JA6R6ARL4GKHIYD,3015,comic2-3021.png,"this comic works particularly well when you add ""&butiwouldratherbereading=thelastdinosaurcomicever"" to the url, if by ""well"" you mean ""sad"" and by ""works"" you mean ""suddenly becomes"" :("
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1329.png",20140713040120,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1329.png,image/png,IP7L5XMGHU2QHABRGTENGMZLYEBZIENP,1302,comic2-1329.png,"a button has popped off one of my favourite shirts! in addition, all of the buttons have also popped off all of my shirts. and pants. and i think i learned to dress wrong."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1827.png",20140711173918,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1827.png,image/png,QGMB6RMZ65RCHAG6CWQGXMNQ4NE44IIE,1816,comic2-1827.png,i mean Best Friends Forever??
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2830.png",20150506203024,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2830.png,image/png,QVKLUZW2W3C6IXQCCESEI5I3GK4EYNPX,2820,comic2-2830.png,"BACKUP MORAL: BONE WHO YOU WANT, THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL WHETHER YOU'LL BE VIRGIN-SHAMED OR SLUT-SHAMED A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW SO WHO CARES"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-789.png",20140714220007,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-789.png,image/png,RE6YKQBWIJ3MXDUAAZ4GLD6CXAJ7LOZW,758,comic2-789.png,T-REX PERHAPS WE CAN DISCUSS THE RELIGION THING LATER BUT FOR NOW WE MUST MAINTAIN OUR EYES ON ULTIMATE GLORY OF THE SPEED RUN PRIZE 
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-387.png",20140715182225,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-387.png,image/png,T6RTEEETGVRKMTVBPBUYGAYHNIIAAC3E,349,comic2-387.png,"i like how he emphasises 'sexual', just because he can"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2105.png",20140710212131,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2105.png,image/png,WL2SJWYHE7G6JZ4MGFAR65SHMFI2SIVO,2094,comic2-2105.png,"listen team, i have a new concept for team sports!  everyone stop playing the game you're already enjoying because i invented one i don't think i can ruin"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-640.png",20140715062113,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-640.png,image/png,Y7JWWVNCWEWAGOT75AH4NYNVHXMCWEF7,600,comic2-640.png,i think utahraptor's tired of not getting any of the sweet neologism action
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-626-2.png",20140715070102,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-626-2.png,image/png,YR5YQ3KXJTHPKWFL26QG5KNUUOEXLU6U,587,comic2-626-2.png,remember?  when we got to talk about coping skills and peer pressure and all that?  a-and sexuality?
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2100.png",20140710214119,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2100.png,image/png,ZXYFU6QIU2DI5VLXEPMFPCCHZ6BDQAAZ,2089,comic2-2100.png,"my new name is ""Hello My Name Is"", please sign in the space provided below if you agree I'm awesome"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2889.png",20151018020610,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2889.png,image/png,2OFVVBSFHMBBNOOCCVKEJSVF5FGNM32M,2880,comic2-2889.png,"reality: the ""um actually"" of places to spend most all of your time in"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2736.png",20141115010154,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2736.png,image/png,2SCMKCBOGQISWKC3BUDOXDQ5DHXMUBXT,2729,comic2-2736.png,"after several hours of disappointed listening, i am forced to confirm that classical aria reviews should EXPLICITLY SPECIFY that the songs largely fail as dubstep anthems, because hello, they largely do!!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2954.png",20160302192259,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2954.png,image/png,3FIYCNWODO6KKW7BCAADN2PK4Q5Q263J,2949,comic2-2954.png,"TELL ME THIS ISN'T AN IMPROVEMENT: ""My learned opponent's proposed changes to our health care system will - whether by design or by accident - have the effect of dismantling the most important and cherished parts of our social safety net, and are easily revealed as part of a system of creeping normality, like the tears of my enemies gradually filling all the mason jars in my house""."
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-161.png",20140717210038,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-161.png,image/png,4JJRETDNIXBHY5WMKIH2RUFLZD3GMQSU,146,comic2-161.png,we all have an enthusiastic dentist
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2781.png",20150205033953,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2781.png,image/png,5XANFGNXXPHPV3UH6W5I4UIGZJZ2ROB6,2771,comic2-2781.png,"I have a medical reason why I can't rock a rhyme that's right on time, a medical reason.  A medical reason, a medical reason, a medical reason, a medical rrrrrrrrreason"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1051.png",20140714023543,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1051.png,image/png,7Y6TPSLVCRGN6XUE7DVYF7OPIITTPRKO,1024,comic2-1051.png,"darn it, i don't know WHY i keep attending this 'second-rate book fair'. no matter how you parse it, it's always second-rate!"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3054.png",20161208033705,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3054.png,image/png,AIVYL2G3MHGM6ZJDWHBE4JAYDK6U6O6Z,3048,comic2-3054.png,hah hah hah hah HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2515.png",20140709134005,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2515.png,image/png,BCFKU5KY537Y2RQJ32AAYBLDBG6PIWFC,2503,comic2-2515.png,DINOSAUR COMICS TODAY MAKES THE BOLD STATEMENT OF COMING OUT *AGAINST* DESTROYING SO MANY LIVES
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3280.png",20180419033132,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3280.png,image/png,EZFZZV6VTG2Q6YTFFIHDOF3ZTDNHDMN5,3275,comic2-3280.png,waugh
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-3141.png",20170520111913,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3141.png,image/png,FSTQDU6M2YFGIBBFXKIDRIIO5T2XFBVP,3136,comic2-3141.png,"I'd define your best part as the part of you that lasts the longest, so all your meatbits are off the table.  The best part of anyone is their skeleton, ESPECIALLY if they die in a silty river where their bones can be fossilized.  DONE.  Gimmie them skellies"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-796.png",20140714212245,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-796.png,image/png,JQXFB3UX6K2MXUFMADX3MNGYZEQGBYJJ,765,comic2-796.png,IT'S A NICE PLACE TO VISIT
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-13.png",20140717232015,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-13.png,image/png,KCQDEPNHEMDRVSXVJZOB6I6OQFC3W7BR,13,comic2-13.png,a question left unconsidered by the theologians of the day
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-899.png",20140714141546,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-899.png,image/png,Q4YNSJOWASZFIE4IWHCMWYT4QG7JHQ72,868,comic2-899.png,my birthday wish is to have dinosaurs sing 80s hip hop in bad french!  you probably have similar desires
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1584.png",20140712113141,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1584.png,image/png,U374CAS7TEVWFAGQWPINFPL2I5LMHRVM,1563,comic2-1584.png,"PRO TIP: this comic also works if you remove the thought bubbles, but then it's just dromiceiomimus and utahraptor acting really unimpressed with t-rex's thoughtful gifts"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1219.png",20140713111250,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1219.png,image/png,X6UJXPOBHLP6LUGABT33P2GB75GMTDZN,1192,comic2-1219.png,attention everyone: i agree with panels one through two. splinter did good by those turtle boys.
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-821-3.png",20140714193202,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-821-3.png,image/png,4T4G4VEDMMW7QFHDZNSVWO234N4OCI5T,790,comic2-821-3.png,t-rex and i share the same wide smile when we talk about weaponized kissing
"com,qwantz)/comics/futurecomic.png",20140708194149,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/futurecomic.png,image/png,7BG3QINGURQZNQWMYWCBZBFTGIHNTGUG,,,
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-534.png",20140715131649,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-534.png,image/png,7DLGSN46U6APWI6R2H2RQ3EC2A6B5P2A,494,comic2-534.png,if this were a movie you'd hear raccoon chittering sounds reach a crescendo just before the screen went black
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2485.png",20140709153719,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2485.png,image/png,7KKDVLJCWLZXBK6DU2C2ZBBDTUSE62LQ,2474,comic2-2485.png,"hello my name is ryan and if you really loved me you'd label every group of babies ""a harvest"""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2936.png",20160211065352,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2936.png,image/png,7UET7P62FNSWC337OEFWAGPT5P6LKVEM,2930,comic2-2936.png,"to be fair he was REALLY good at beating up plant ladies, not to mention funny men, cold men, and men with two faces"
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-2403.png",20140709222715,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2403.png,image/png,EVNOIFOCVZAMZ6W72IG3FK7Y7HO6LROT,2392,comic2-2403.png,I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE I WAS SIX
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-345.png",20140715183507,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-345.png,image/png,K3FYASWLZEU7FFNDWKC3TVYJH7GWWEI4,310,comic2-345.png,i feel compelled to mention that it's less cute if mammals make an equivalent card
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1226.png",20140713110847,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1226.png,image/png,R7Z35SQNNLMZB5UEYWYPWMVPVO2GTKOP,1199,comic2-1226.png,"if shakespeare was alive today, future historians could just check his blog record and say, ""aha! on april 7th his current music was 'linkin park' and his current mood was 'cheezed'. right on."""
"com,qwantz)/comics/comic2-1397.png",20140712230841,http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1397.png,image/png,YJXV35OMZHTH7MN6LVXJTRN2DPA3QFDZ,1370,comic2-1397.png,i keep DOING that